crop circles edish
aliens aren't real
>>224371905
i get zero pleasure from finger banging
>>224371959would kill a horse to sniff her bum
>>224371960yourself?
>>224371959demonic eyes. jezebel eyes.
just opened a windowdunno what else to postboring life
DISCORD LEAK: Mouse happy with Joaquin Phoenix and Joker comparisons; disturbed by most other 'he looks like' posts
>>224371937Right well that's an absolutely ridiculous thing to post
rorke's been caught on candid camera
Need someone to rape my arse
*makes you weeb lot a lovely jalfrezi*Ah no that not nice it needs to be katsu for real flavour!!
>>224372009looool they are be doing this about it yeah
‘orse
got the nicotine pouches but they only 3 dot ones and i don't like em
if there's a mousecord then where's the rorkecord
>>224372009yeah honestly katsu just aint that nice is it rather have a korma
poo egg is dead :(
>>224372028tell me honest nowever... yknow? they probably cant even feel it
>>224372048terrible nooze
george michael at a curryhouse:korma korma korma korma chameleon
>>224372033Banned and relegated to a telegram group chat of 4 people
>>224372033>>>/int/brit
i'm at toil ok
>>224372058sacreminbo
peppermint spray has arrived to keep the spiders out
only thing stopping me from killing myself is that other people get to live
My life is over. I turn 30 next week and I'm just a crippled virgin incel with no job, friends, money, and I can't even drive.
>>224372064mate put your cock away and pass us the weed
>>224372058Ive literally just came all in my pants
if he doesnt post the crop circles he experiences mental anguish
>>224372086The thing stopping me is inaction
>>224372050don’t know what you’re trying to say mate
Ebola is making me stronger
American football is total wank, but hockey, basketball and baseball are actually pretty fun to watch.
>>224372090things can only get betternever give up
Something wrongI hold my headMP goneMy.. my starmer dead
Just read that there's 10-20 million suicide attempts per year, but only 700,000 successful ones each year. Pretty grim that.Want to give it a go but don't want to risk failure.
>>224372159SCR so accurate it's unreal lmfaooooooo
>>224372134I can never sleep more than 5 hours a night and I have been in constant pain every single moment for the past 6 or 7 years.
>>224372131ever been to an eihl game?
>>224372179Yeah I've seen the nottingham panthers play a few times, they're the closest team to me
absolutely pissing down
>>224372173
>>224372160lots of them ''attempted'' for attention
Life has felt so empty since 2020 that I'm unironically turning to Christian spiritualityI can't deal with this demonic, godless, goyslop consumer society anymore. I need a higher power to guide me.
>SCR >so accurate it's unreal lmfaooooooo
>>224372159They both look so ~kawaii~
>>224372212You posted this already
need a cute energetic nerdy black girl in my life to love me unconditionally and help me with mental elves
>>224372159today's crazy mixed up youth
>>224372159fucking screaming this is so trueliterally thing japan :D
>>224372159>AI imageFuck off
Scouse bastard Andy Burnham seriously blamed Starmer's failure on Maggie Thatcher
>>224372159i dont even unterstand wtf this is referencing
this london keyes bitch is insanely fuckable
>>224372198Well now I'm imagining myself torturing you to death in horrific ways and leaving your dismembered body parts inside oil drums filled with concrete so yeah maybe think about you what you post mate
>>224372159This does them in every time. Literally the same exact shite
>>224372252was before she got bogged
>>224372225and ill post it again
>this london keyes bitch is insanely fuckable
>>224372244curry
>>224372173apnea or your mental? both can be fixedsounds cliche but this life really is worth the attempt
>>224372244you're not being candidit explains itself
katsu is the chicken cutlet you mong(s)
>>224372261You'll do nothing
Walked past a woman so fit in the tube I still picture the moment and wish I could go back to oggle some more
nigga watching porn at daytime
>>224372284I have nerve pain and other health issues which repeatedly wake me up and make it hard to sleep
Nigga name Andy
>>224372277doesn't look bad or bogged for a 40 year old
>>224371959She fucks horses
Physically speaking, where are thoughts located? If I picture an apple in my mind, where is that apple physically, materially, located?
>>224372159one of the very best gimmicks going
>>224372343Consciousness isn't material
>>224372317
>>224372113your thingy do you ever slip it in just to see how it feels
>>224372302
>>224372343the neural substrate is the synapses and amino acids. consciousness arises out of these, but cannot be explained in terms of these other than through a isomorphism/equivalent.>>224372365shut the fuck up
>>224372389That would probably get me stoned
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>224372389how would you pull
whens the next mousey stream
>>224372408ktimt.stay at home son
>>224372408>>224372090samefag
you now remember 'hit or miss'
the great debate:polyester or cotton
>>2243723431s and 0s in your brain
>>224372429mental how easy sex was back then. just roll up to the arcade and ask a girl out. then go round the back and she'd have her knickers out after 5 minutes of finger her lol
you ever shit so hard a lil precum comes out
>>224372343up yerrr arse
>>224372436wool niggas: wool
>>224372415When he gets alcohol
More picky bits for tea
>>224372389In front a station ganja pipe a bunSmoke from di challis make di Babylon higher on
>>224372441You talking about how you were conceived?
Remember women? What if they all suddenly disappeared Yeah bet you'd miss them then huh
>>224372452he doesn't drink
>>224372462yea....
That was The Katsus with I'm Sscretly Chippy Curry Sauce. Here's The Fall
>>224372463Order & Sanity would be restored.
my winkys shaped like a traffic cone
listen to more depeche mode
>>224372463I wouldntI am an INCEL!! fuck you!!
if women disappeared i reckon men would vote that the most feminine twinks would be forced to take hormones for the other half of men
do the boriswaveeeee
>>224372463reckon for like 3 days itd be chaos then we'd get over it pretty fast and the gay sex utopia can really begin
>>224372498>vote they'd be sexually subjugated without the need
>>224372389that good shit that scares you
>>224372504waaaaaaahey
world's gone to complete shit
john screamimoni
Ed Davey is a waffler
very gimpy thread
>>224372463Wouldn't really change a thing for me t b h >baited for this reply
>>224372459This looks like a backwards cigarette and the person hasn't burned off the lip yet. But once that flap is gone there is less paper
Still hasn't been a TV series to top breaking bad and better call saul
>>224372463would be depressed
>>224372495>Anyways here's depache mode
>>224372566Breaking Bad power top
Bridgetgang where we at?
Haven't watched any TV shows before
>>224372525And we get to watch it! What a ride...
I love women ^o^
/brit/ is now working with OpenClaw to improve every edition with a view towards every thread being a masterpiece
crop circle retards are up there with flat earthers and other low IQ mongs
>>224372597But we are also a part of itCan't ignore it
>>224372597Leftoid femgroid post
sick to bastard death of cagers backing slowly out their fucking driveways, i'll stomp over the hood of your car if you think i'm waiting 15 minutes for you fuckers to move
>>224372628Sure we canJust put your feet up
>>224372627even if they are man made, which they are, they're still cool pieces of art
RAW GAY POO HOGSIn YOUR area and looking for FUN
>>224372343same as a computer hard drive. eletrons and such
>>224372638>Cagers Kek this is me when I'm cageed up talking to the girl friend (comfort pet)
always thought vin diesel was italianturns out he's half black
>>224372642not everyone can do fuck all with their lives and stay sanenot everyone is mousey
>>224372666You're kidding
>>224372597Rightoid incel post
>>224372667Mousey is not sane
>>224372680he looks like a jersey shore character
>>224372666so basically Sicilian
>RAW GAY POO HOGS
*flies off the mountain as a ragdoll*
>>224372685Hello leftoid. I want to fuck you sex sex
>>224372159my home made katsu curry taste significantly different than chippy curry
>>224372698
Do people actually enjoy watching football? Do you actually feel joy when your team kicks the ball?
>>224372159harry ramsdens is quite good
if i don't get a job offer i'm just going to gymcel
>>224372733no they're all pretending and lying about it just to play an elaborate joke on you
love inane middle class slop like fake or fortune love seeing tarq academics talking about inane shite I yearn for the BBC radio 4 life
>>224372733depends whether or not the ball goes in the net really
Do not the stupid and the ungodly and the unjust walk, work, see,hear, and speak? But when it elevates itself to something which ititself is not, and which is above it, and from which it itself is [Godwho is life itself], it receives wisdom, justice, devotion; and when itwas without these, it was dead and did not have the life by which itlived itself, but that by which it made the body live. For there is onething in the soul by which the body is made to live, another by whichit itself is made to live.
Can't believe Hugh Laurie came out as transphobic I'll never watch Stuart Little again
Watching Ambulance showsThey're quite good and don't afraid of anything
Drinking a coffee If any women want to tell me why they were mad with me or ignoring me either since before 2 days then go ahead
>>224372394>le magic
>>224372764if you brush your teeth they won't ignore you
>>224372733I don't even watch matches, I just check the scores to shitpost.
>>224372790Not all girls
>>224372791says it all really
>>224372159loooooool so true
>>224372791HahaSo true!!!
>>224372791honestly accurate
>>224372790'a doesn't brush her teeth she would love me either way
new gimmick where you make a late new and post it in the old an hour after everyone migrated
audible picture
Mousey might stream Pokémon showdown beta and go ranked Vs bots and find his elo
MARLON DINGLE SENDS HIS REGARDS
wonder if video game companies hire non-gamers to test their video games so they know what new players and casuals end up doingreckon i should apply to rockstar or valve as a tester (non-gamer)
right well that's me waking up at 4:30 in the afternoon
>>224372762I enjoyed This Is Going to Hurt.Watching Surgeons on the Edge now.
finna ask her out to go watch coyote vs acme with me
>>224372761Dr House would neverhe hates everyone equally
>>224372854hope this isn't true
>>224372791hes watching AI gay fortnite porn on that tablet
I missed out on the era of the poster 190Was he really as good as you lot say he was
Trannies love it when they get to wear their lingerie and have a man put his cock up their arse and spaffThey're men ffs... What the FUCK is wrong with them. They need testosterone not estrogen...
>>224372878would love to fuck a tranny wearing lingerie
>>224372854ktim worst I ever did was waking up at 6 pm one day
>>224372876he was a boring blogposter
>>224371964>>224371999Which race of the ayys are behind these? The Pleiadians? The Tall Whites?
I love teasing my dog and sticking my tongue out when he starts licking me (deep mouth kisses) or letting him lick my titties. I'm female btw
>>224372876he's still here
those dastardly Spanish men are raping all the migrant women!
>>224372429>>224372848*
Does pooey bum lad still post?
just want to sleep all day and drink myself to death but i have to stay awake in case i get an important call i'm waiting on
>>224372878dont understand what this post is crticisingis it criticising homosexuality and no "bottoms" should exist or is it criticising trans women
>>224372927spain should've followed the home office's lead and gave the migrants anti-rape pamphlets
>>224372854if I'm awake at 9am I don't bother sleeping, I'm on an all-nighter
2 wanks today. that's too much
scr
>>224372921Absolutely bizarre thing for you to postBet you're a nonce
>>224372463I would go to war with whoever took them away(except for God)
london massive mate
>>224371905Oh yeah the famous british delicacy, porridge
>>224373004What do Brazilians eat?
Hi guys just bought a Monster energy drink and it cost £4. Ok it was an American flavor!
baddiedem DIY
>>224372994good post god afterall made women to be out partners
>>224373004
>>224372927Absolutely no correlation between this and the recent fun day out those migrants had in Ceuta. For a start it says in the press that the vast majority of those who visited have gone back to Morocco.
>>224372995something quite beautiful about this 'graph
is going to start posting in the style of an early 2010s facebook post
>>224373019wtf how can u be that fit and that good at diy
>>224373019Wow I'm just like her!
>>224372995this is how we win
might start posting memes that are niche but not niche enough
if you post in /brit/ too much it's hard to fit in in other threads
>>224373095What's your fuckin problem dude
>>224373101cody on a madone
>>224373095I /brit/ post in other threads to see if anyone else notices I posted a Bradley once in another general and one of the lads replied
thought experiment:If you were a gay man would you have female friends? now me as a straight man loves women, although my closest friends are men i probably prefer the company on average of women but how much is down to them as potential sexual partners, the pleasure of touching and being touched by women etc idkif men also offered all those things would i ever want to spend time with women?discuss
>>224373095hate going to another board and seeing them all type kek when they see something funny
>>224373011lmao
>>224373053assembling a flat pack desk is not diy
>>224373125If I were gay I probably wouldn't have any friends seeing as I'm straight and friendless
>>224373095It's because we don't spam anime or frogs that's why
Assembling a joint hehe
>>224373095i once asked the people of /fr/ if i could post with them but they kept insinuating that i need to go to the toilet
in america you're not allowed to have ceiling lights. only lamps
>>224373125gay men and women are friends although some women treat gay men as entertainment - have seen this first hand
Indian women want you, but you won't even trythey'd settle for a 3/10 white man so long as he has a job, showers and brushes his teeth you can't even manage that
>>224373165Based
>>224373166i only use lamps at home. overhead lighting is the comfort goblin
>>224372941my entire life revolves around maximising the amount of alcohol i can drink per night while not losing my job or dying of cirrhosis. i take milk thistle and nac and drink about 4 coffees a day to try to prevent it. i bet i get it eventually though. that would be my luck
>>224373173I don't have a job
>>224373057
>>224373173oh i've tried believe me
>>224373173>3/10 man with personal hygiene, a job And we know, lil bro
>>224373184besides the point you stupid gimp. you're still allowed to have them
>>224373161because they all said oui lol get it
>>224373140most women and probalby a decent amoutn of men couldn't do it
thread just full of gimps today
Why did Mousey spam loads of photos of himself last week only to lie and say that they were leaked from his Facebook
By the way if you look at a woman in the eyes and then her forehead or front hair, it is not good
>>224373227takes one to know one heh
Hot Indian girls if they are no too westernized are very sweet and shy and loving
>>224373173i'm 2/10 tho >>224373191i love a drink too but at some point the acid reflux etc makes drinking less pleasent than being sober and need to take a few days off
>>224373238He's an attention seeker
>>224373173>so long as he has a jobfuck sake
>>224372523yaia in /brit/
>>224373227shut the fuck up you profoundly unbearable histrionic vpn tranny
To stonewall or make them not want to advance, stare at their head
i'm a certified /brit/ gimp
Big booze up in Number 10 tonightWho you chatting up if you went?
>>224373240how come what's this about then?
>>224373217you really think americans are not allowed overhead lights you moron
>>224373227don't you just hate mirrors
>>224373240
>>224373263raped that simian fool
>>224372589
>>224373275Dunno. You're supposed to look at their eyes and lips btw
>>224372498>if women disappeared i reckon men would vote that the most feminine twinks would be forced to take hormones for the other half of menI vote for this already
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>224373290fit as hell
>>224373294
the tendies and chips are in the ovenno i dont fry air
>>224373287Why do they do it
/fr/ niggas be like>je deteste berg du toil
id invent whole new kinds of gay sex if i had a cloning machine
>>224373299saw a really tall and fat guy on the bus today and he was sweating and reading manga on his phone, some of the characters were small girls
what if I kidnapped warwick davis, put him in a gimp suit, and forced him to be my sex slave for the rest of his little life?
>>224373287whys that then
>>224372995koi bike
>>224372854you mean 16:30
yes nigga im black
>>224373075i remember downloading the gutiar hero mix of death magnetic because of this
>>224373380rorke matejust shut up
>>224373317>>224373348
>>224373299do not lecture me, deviant
>>224373319ca fucking looms
>>224373287Something about pressing their boobs on your chest (which makes no sense)
>>224373317>>224373348so they have to squeeze up and get in close and can feel how big your dick is
>>224373075Raining Blood and the SOAD and Slipknot albums sounded great
Technically speaking even labour and the greens are right wing partiesBoth support capitalism but just want to reform it but bringing certain utilities into public ownership They don't even bother to want to redistribute wealth or build infrastructure It's mild social democracy at best>yeah but they're woke!!!irrelevant rorke, totally irrelevant. economically they support private ownership in some capacity therefore are capitalist and right wing.
drive over them with a steam roller
>>224373429mi nuh care
>>224373434me when the small boats start bringing in Austin Powers henchmen
>>224373380
Love animeLove wanking over anime charactersNothing you say and can’t stop me
mental how japanese women are just directly open about liking shotacon material. japan is a paedophilic society.
>>224373429good
>>224373291i look at their eyes and look awaylooking at lips is kinda creepy unless you're about to make out anyway
>>224373466She's fit
>>224373387corrrrrrrrrrrrrr>>224373476based
im raw poo hog
mad how moo deng peng gay porn
>>224373479Animeposters are just dogwhistling that they are paedophilesGCHQ knows about it
animoos
>>224373509>moo dengbrings back memories
The person that calls everything pedo is sus too
cartoon girlfriend
>>224373429>economically they support private ownership in some capacity therefore are capitalist and right wing.absurd black and white thinking
>>224373479That's wild, I recently learned what that is
>>224373503>he'suh oh time to get rid
>>224373476wanking over an image another man spent hours drawing seems really weird imo
pissing down again
NEW>>224373562>>224373562>>224373562
rorke and leftypol been up to anything interesting lately?
