but i dont understand a single word of dutch language.if i read in the norwegian or danish or swedish threads i understand a little bit and get the meaning at least.... but dutch language is total alien to me
I don't believe youit's close to both english and german, you're bound to get stuff
yeah I don't understand dutch either
As an English speaker written Dutch is easy to suss out, just pretend like a child is writing something in English or jark jar Binks is writing
what do you mean you don't understand every word
>>224379717that’s Afrikaans doebeit
>>224379671ich auch
>>224379717
I know a little dutchWannanow wannanow wannanow
>>224379671Odd because I as a muslim nederturk can understand about half that a german says.
>>224379671You're not a native German.
>>224379671maybe you're just retarded
you gotto be retarded or a turk who barely write/read german and just blabber whatever you heard around you
>>224379671>Onze Vader in de hemel,>Vater unser im Himmel>uw naam worde geheiligd,>Geheiliget werde dein Name.>uw koninkrijk kome,>Zu uns komme dein Reich.>uw wil geschiede,>Dein Wille geschehe>op aarde zoals in de hemel.>auf Erden, wie im Himmel.>Geef ons heden ons dagelijks brood>Unser täglich Brod gib uns heute.>en vergeef ons onze schulden>Und vergib uns unsere Schulden,>zoals ook wij anderen hun schulden hebben vergeven,>wie wir unser Schuldigern vergeben.>en stel ons niet op de proef>Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung.>maar verlos ons van de duivel. >Sondern erlöse uns von dem Übel.
>>224383687dutch sounds retarded
>>224383848Yeah, languages closely related to one's own tend to come off that way. I speak passable Spanish and Portuguese usually feels like drunk Spanish to me.
>>224379671I can understand literally every word of Dutch. It's extremely similar to both Swedish and English that if you know both of those you're able to understand Dutch. It should be even easier for you. I think you might have a brain problem.>>224383687Can turn it into a Swedish-English pidgin.>Onze Vader in de hemel,>Our Fader in the himmel>uw naam worde geheiligd,>your name varde heligt>uw koninkrijk kome,>your kungarike come>uw wil geschiede,>your will ske>op aarde zoals in de hemel.>oppå earth så och in the himmel>Geef ons heden ons dagelijks brood>Giv oss idag our dagliga bröd>en vergeef ons onze schulden>and forgive us our skulder>zoals ook wij anderen hun schulden hebben vergeven,>såsom också vi andra deras skulder have forgiven>en stel ons niet op de proef>and ställ us not up the prov>maar verlos ons van de duivel. >men förlös us från the devil
>>224384084Vgh
Dumme Kröte
arschloch
Knallhorn
>>224379671you're retarded. it's literally the closest language to german, and didn't got raped by the french either>woordenboek>Wörterbuch>dictionarywhich one sounds more familiar. please go back to the desert
>>224379716eentalige anglos op de top van de domme berg is altijd hilarisch>Het wraaksein is gegeven, hij is hun tergen moe;>Met vuur in 't oog, met woede springt hij den vijand toe.>Hij scheurt, vernielt, verplettert, bedekt met bloed en slijk>En zegepralend grijnst hij op 's vijands trillend lijk.how much of this do you understand, do tell me
>>224390442We also have Diktionär IN GERMAN thoughever
>>224379671you might be retarded
>>224379671>norwegianCute baby language, your child is learning his/her first words. Full of silly neologisms due to inexperience.>danishI can't tell it from arabic.
>>224383862same situation with german and swiss german, it just comes off as a complete joke if you speak (only) german
>>224379671Their spelling is a little funny but if you are even vaguely aware of the consonant shift, you should be able to read at least half of a Dutch sentence
>>224394440OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAYUM
>>224394440Germanic languages are gross, including English. The Lingua Franca should’ve remained French. It should be a Romance language at the very least
>>224379671Languages being similar does not have much to do with whether they're mutually intelligible when speaking.A language can undergo a pronunciation shift and sound very different but the underlying grammar and vocabulary stays very similar.
