Michelle Obama editionprev >>224376951
>>224380841he's shorter than my mother
Stupid edition, I should've been faster
>>224380956Your mom is just freakishly tall and manly
>>224380974she's 5'8 i think
>>224380959Lil bro actually thought he was on the team
ktim
>>224380931Based alert
>>224380891Extremely wise words, deserved to be seen in this thread too
He's shorter than me, that's homunculus tier
>>224381002ktim
would you fuck a hot bitch if you knew your dad had already had sex with her
>>224380988What a freak bet she has a huge clit that your dad sucks on too
>>224381026I would just fuck the hole he didn't stick his pecker in
>>224381015Do everything in your power to bully and upset jannies. Offend them. Hurt their delicate feelings. Post whatever you want. Rules aren't enforced and you're banned for no reason so it's all meaningless. If you get banned just ban evade.TJD.
>>224381026no because im a volcel
>>224381062TJD. Based, I kneel.
>>224381026Yeah, what's that to me, è allora? Giada Di Laurentis' dad fucked her, id still bang her
>>224381139Is that true
>>224381168Look it up. Her dad was some Epstein type pezzonovante. It's documented.
>>224381209So was Nigella Lawson's father. For all we know, Guy Fieri's dad was a serial rapist.
>>224381209No stupid Alex De Benedetti raped a minor in 1991, but it wasn't Giada
I don’t know how to force myself to cry and I barely have cause to, but I feel like it would be super satisfying to take advantage of being totally alone in this apartment today to let out some heaving sobs
>>224381304She WAS the minor. They just keep it on the low
>>224381340I'm sure this "Mr Braxton" on "celebrity news and gossip" is a reliable source
Bro this bitch sooo wants to talk to me
>>224380988Sex with anon’s mom
>>224381340https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giada_De_Laurentiishttps://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-10-09-ls-48246-story.htmli think she moved with her mother.
>>224381340>>224381409*and her father never moved
Friendship with anon's mom. A warm and genuine smile for anon's mom
>>224381337Good luck. I haven't had a real cry in a while. Just teary eyes here and there.
literally no reason sex should be this hard to come by
>>224381409She uses her mom's name, that should tell you something.
New York style pizza
>>224381508but it's not conclusive evidence.
>>224381486There is a reason, the reason is that women are built to make sex impossible if you aren't an assertive rape chad ensuring only the most aggressive males get to reproduce
>>224381546Detroit Style is better. Chicago is disgusting.
just ate 2 packs of this
>>224381562This is true in HUEzil, they all want bandidos
>>224381611This is true all over the world to all women
what are they putting in the water in France
>>224381596those are so good
>>224381626tranny juice, they're breeding an army of jannies to moderate the internet and kill freeze peach
Picture me jealous, ho, LOL, LMAOThe old white Alfa Romeo look like yayoI'm on my way yo
>>224381573No the crust is too thick, thin crust reigns supreme
Anyone else eat poop, lick public toilet seats, and drink urinal water?
>>224381688I like a nice thick cakey crust. They call me the CRUST BUSTER.
The Civ 5 intro still slapshttps://youtu.be/IJiHDmyhE1A
Older brotherstein and parentbergs got into an argument on the phone about politics again.Parentbergs are MAGAboomers. Brotherstein is a libertarian who hates orange man for being authoritarian or whatever.
>>224381719and you are?
>>224381715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdFWL2f3cIsunironically gives me chicken skin
Uhhh leafbros I think these property prices are getting out of hand
>>224381778Commercial property is expensive
just went full mask off
>>224381806that's what a bakery in New York City would cost.
>>224381715I can’t stop playing this game. I have almost 50 hrs in the last 14 days.
>>224381778You're paying partially for the zoning which allows you to operate a business. You're also paying for a downtown Toronto lot, nothing will be cheap. I once inspected a rat-infested crackden that was about 750sqft and it was listed for 1.8 million. It sold and yuppies put up a shotgun shack that cost them about a million to build.
One time I saw this guy who was fucking around and finding out.
>>224381806$19 million isnt expensive, it's laughably insane. That's a tiny shop. How could it be expected to pay off a $19m property loan? Would take them like 50 years.
>>224381482The last time I cried I pretty much held things together. Kept my eyes open and my head up, no crazy breathing, while tears streamed out. It was pretty cool.Maybe I could make something happen if I rewatch that episode of clannad where they’re in the field and she’s looking for her toy, but that didn’t even make me cry on the first watch
>>224381778money laundering is serious business son
Let's reframe the conversation.
>>224381884That's why all our downtowns are becoming dead, nothing can survive the costs and they still want millions just to be surrounded by Fent fiends
typing this post in real time
Yall thinking what I'm thinking?
I mean... that's lowkey kind of not ok?
>>224382028No because what do you mean by that?
Feeling crunk
So yeah. He unironically went there.
tax the rich yall
Chelsea Green is hot but man Tiffany Stratton and Lash Legend was so mid.
I could actually solve the world’s problems if I had Lelouch’s powers.
janny delete these bot posts you petulant little bitch
>>224381884It probably includes the whole lot, you can develop it, add more leases to the spot, the leases pay for it
get a job yall
yall is the gayest word ever
>>224382237A wizard does not concern himself with employment
>>224382237i've got one and it's gotten increasingly frustrating due to bad management decisions
Please respect the ones who volunteer and sacrifice their time to keep our beloved website well maintained.
I could beat the shit out of CM Punk irl
>>224382271fuck jannies. roundhouse kick jannies into volcanoes. slam dunk jannies into garbage cans. twist jannies heads off.TJD.
>Corruption is only bad when I am not involved but when I am a part of that corruption I DEFEND IT!
>>224381778https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/29608770/12-kincort-street-toronto-beechborough-greenbrook?view=imagelistOof
Humiliation ritual.jpg
>>224382339we're winning this war, buddy
What should I get for takeout?
>>224382339Carneyman is right
>>224382356a salad, fatso!
You picking up what I'm putting down?
>>224382339lmao does this decrepit old nigga think he's a tough guy now? he's 5ft8 btw.
>>224382349>Translation For French Canadians: Mec, on va fumer des blunts.
>>224382339whats this manlet freak gonna do about it
>>224382339He's right
>>224382391Yeah nigga blunt fumes
Are you a snoozer?
I'm back home from the gym
>>224382380I am victim weight I don't need a salad
I wish I could sleep that longIf I'm in bed for more than 8 hours I start get get pains
Spotify just randomly removed one of my favorite albums againWhy do they do this?
>>224382459Get get get get got got got got
>>224382461you will own nothing and you will be happy
>>224382424I know my way around a bed
That's right
>>224382488I've actually started a vinyl record collection so am happy to say I own 15 of my favorite albums!
>>224382461the artist probably said something antisemitic
>>224382461just download them, every album can disappear due to licenses expiring
This is why miniatures are the superior hobby. There is no license that can expire. And metal and plastic will outlast us all
watching my favorite trans community streamer jerma
>>224382720You for a fact jerma hates trannies but he can't denounce them because he would get canceled and banned from twitch
>>224382753meds
Getting hangry bros
Don't pick up that controller like you finna boutta play, niggaThis shit about to load for ten straight minutes
>>224382753chud projection
Hasan Piker x Asmongold gay bara
Mi Reina
Just go up to the boss and shake his hand. You'll get the job for sure
>>224382836It works
cant believe theres engines called cummins and it uses semen instead of gasoline
>>224382836Has to be the correct firmness or it won't work
you ever see a post so retarded you just hide it
>>224382857The Cummins vs. Powerstroke debate has been raging for years.Personally, I'd rather be cummin than strokin.
>>224382757>>224382792he used to be a gym jock call of duty player, hes literally just a guy he has nothing to do with trannies and just got unlucky because he came from tf2 and that game is filled with trannies, if he didnt hate trannies he certainly does now after their constant self absorbed spam on his chat, he probably even has the tranny emote filtered like i do
Don't know if I should go to the lick her store or just give my liver a break
My dad unironically told me after coming to this country he bought a brand new boss 302 mustang for $2,000 after working at 7-Eleven part time for 6 months
Don't you love it when you consooom something online, it arrives then its time to consooom something new
>>224382942my liver hasn't had a day off in a decade, go for it
>>224382966Consooom dis dick.
>somebody think of the criminals!
>>224382930Jocks love troons because overpowering and stinking up a little slip of a "man" wearing a sundress and painted toenails is the highest form of testosterone there is
>>224383079I prefer masculine men
There is quite literally no such thing as a photograph of an atom. All the images that pop science claims are "pictures of an atom" are merely rendered images of what they think the effects of an atom are. They try to be very sneaky with their language and argue that it's basically a photo of an atom but it's not.
*taps sign*
>>224383058>oh noooooooofuck him
raining
Mom deadass got me out there picking tiny acorns and putting them in a knapsack
>>224383148what's up rain bro?it was hot here and rained, my windows are all foggy
>>224383137Go back to India you fucking jeet cunt!
Pop science apologists really hate to admit this and when pressed on the issue, they resort to "Well it depends what you mean by SEEING an atom."
>>224383179
The guy from Fleetwood Mac kind of looks like Moist Critical
Mom's making homemade pizza
>>224383135Correct, but we do have a picture of an atom's shadow
>>224383137Do something about it currystain
>>224383163for what?
>>224383237Mick Fleetwood?
>>224383260So just a single atom chilling out alone? RightYou are being taken as a fool
>>224383260WELL THIS SETTLES IT THEN. NOW, IF YOU WOULD KINDLY POST THE SELFIE GOD TOOK WE CAN PUT ALL THIS TO REST.
>>224383259we're gonna need a pic when done
>>224383231.
>>224383260>atom's shadowThis is presupposing that atoms are in fact real, when atoms are the very thing in question. What you are actually seeing is not an atom. Atoms are a narrative created to explain what we see.
When are you guys taking a vacation in Kabul?
>>224383278>so a single atom chilling out aloneNo, its shadow>It was accomplished by firing a microscopic laser beam at a single atom of ytterbium, which was suspended electrically in a vacuum. Most wavelengths of light would pass right by the atom without interacting with it, but the team found an incredibly specific wavelength that would be absorbed by ytterbium, and set out to make that atom cast a shadow in a way they could capture.
there is a renaissance fair in my areashould I check it out? the people look kinda freaky, and all are fat, not sure if that goes with the era, but whatever
>>224383326Oh an incredibly specific wavelength. How cohenient.
>>224383326YTBOI-IUM
>>224383260but you all don't have a picture of me in the shadows
>>224383350Yeah? Is this supposed to be a "gotcha" post?Keep moving the goalposts though
>>224383260Nigga took a picture of his bellybutton with a gameboy camera
>new roommate turned on the oven to make some witches brew>my old roomie and I stored our pans in there so now the apartment smells like smoke and she can't cook
>>224383337It wouldn't be fun to go to alone. They aren't that exciting
>>224383367bodied that fuckin nerd
back from my vacation after calling /v/groids "broke thirdie shitskins"
>>224383273That's Rasputin
>>224383367reminds of the picture tobias took of his balls and the cia thought it was iran o algo
>>224383337they're a meme for the most part. the ones in big cities do have a hookup component though, people get super drunk and just start fucking in public.
>>224383179>>224383263Gays detected
>>224383420>those are balls!Legendary line
>>224383364>Existence of atom is in question>We took a picture of an atom's shadow by suspending an atom in the woowoo bullshit box and shooting lightning at it to prove atoms exist>Now eat the bugs and be happy
>fags trying to call normals 'jeet'
>>224383427>There's a MILF, you know she's DTF if she got kids
>>224383381>roommate>>224383381>she
>>224383455The existence of atoms isn't in question kekNone of the chemistry we've developed over the past 100 years would work if atoms weren't real.Do you have a learning disability?
Excavating the lint from my naval
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>>224383386I was hoping for medieval blacksmith or something
>>224383471grad students don't choose who they live with, bud
The stupidity of the people on this website is starting to become too much.I don't know if I can keep coming here if people actually believe the earth is 6000 years old, atoms aren't real, and general relativity is fake.It's pissing me off to an unhealthy degree.
People are so conditioned into the narrative of atoms that they confuse rendered images of the effects of an atom (theoretically, if atoms are real) with an actual photo of an atom. They think the two are the same thing because atomic theory is so deeply ingrained into modern concsiousness that people find it difficult to even question.
i'm not trans but i'd take estrogen and wear dresses and take it up the ass if someone asked me to on discord
>>224383512I'm smart though
>>224383512this is one of the high iq generals
>>224383513So what are molecules made of then? What are the answers you have that contradict a century of observations?
just blind bought a new frag (or "fragrance" for the normoids)
>>224383517t. Christine Weston Chandlerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1agQE9Hr08
>>224383058like what happened to jason arday innit>>224382805phwoar would give her arse an excellent shaggin'
i don't worship women and that makes normies seethe
>>224381719libertarians might be even worse den maga boomers
If being gay is so bad why does slurping sweaty gymcock with my asshole feel so good
>>224383560I worship women's bodies
>>224383058i have no respect for people who do suicideno, Hitler did not kill himself. that is lies.
>>224383513Are you the new resident schizo? Someone was just complaining the other day about how our mentally ill people are boring.
libertarianism in a sense is like tye anti-communismits like the left has this compleyely unfeasible idealistic ideologyand libertarianism is like the rights version or communismwhat about extreme conservativism? well thats completely feasible coz theocratic authoritarian dictatorships are completely feasible and is basically what happened when people tried to do communism
>>224383541I have started referring to sunglasses as "sunnies" as that is what the teenage girls i stalk on social media call them.
anon might have a point if he means democritean atoms but way he sed atomic theory suggests he is not meaning dissbut who knows innit
Silent Hilfiger
>>224383603erm what the sigma
>>224383619I think he's just trolling
>>224383619Is this mousenonce
>>224383644No lol
>>224383600Trotskyist commies became neocons and libertarians in the early 1970s. In general they became the "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" types of people.
>"go outside and make friends">ok.jpg>start going to bars>become "friends" with many of them>drama ensues night after night>stressed out from the constant fighting and arguing between these people
It's either rosacea or a fungal infection. Either way alcohol has ruined my face. I wasn't using it, so, I guess it's fine.
>>224383630I don't know what this means
>>224383692It would be good if it was fungal so you can go around saying you are the mushroom man
>>224382339Reminder that the US demanded: >the right to veto all future trade deals made by Canada >the right to purchase all minerals mined im Canada before anyone else>the discontinuation of the French language2 weeks ago
>>224383692You are the mushroom man
Mushroom man, take me by the handLead me to the land that you understand
Here comes the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Does whatever a muffin can, muffin can, muffin can. (Chris Chan raped his own elderly mother multiple times)
>>224383683This is what social people mean when they say "get a life". Managing that constant conflict is their entire existence. They see the absence of it as alien and, to some degree, cheating. It's unfair you're unbothered by this conflict, therefore you are a loser.
Oh fuck yeah baby I'm gonna fucking poop
If I have a monthly premium of $318 does that mean my health insurance only covers $318 a month?I'm really dumb and no one taught me how to do adult shit like this.
>>224383657no, they snuck into those movements and try continuously to ZOG them. trotsky was a zionist above everything else.
Growing up is realizing Silent Hill is gay coded, Resident Evil is honest hardworking schlock your grandpa would like, and Forbidden Siren mogs both
>>224383657Neocons were communists who supported the progressive social movements of the 1960s but also supported the Vietnam war and stuff like that and they switched over to free market capitalism. Also they were Jewish.
Thread sexo themehttps://youtu.be/5nBMUuSxOWk
>>224383762Absolutely Patrician take. Normoid retards seethe when they see someone who is not perpetually suffering. The notion that you can just be alone and content makes them furious because their life is a trainwreck. Their empty head craves a filling and the only way to fill it is with drama, drugs, sex, and constant socialization.
>>224383728and i bet you'll feel like a huge winner when you make material concessions, while the US only drops these ridiculous demands.
holy kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc8hW26vuI4
>>224382805PUTA
>>224383762Here's how you manage the conflict.>That sucks but not my problemit's as easy as that.
>>224380926Honestly I am just not sure I really should bother living because I am truly worthless You know if multiple people have told you something than it's true My grandpa My dad My uncles My bosses My foremen My coworkers My own teacher It's kind of why I have no friends and I talk to my cats because they are the only thing nice to me but honestly I just should give up college or doing blue collar work
>>224383845add me to the list
>>224383845i hate that for you, bud.
Can i please just have a 3-4/10 gamer tranny gf to suffer with until we sewerslideIm tired of the everyday battle now god
>>224383845thankfully i dont care about being useful to other people
>>224383887>a 3-4/10 gamer tranny gf Be true to yourself budAdmit you are gay and you can probably find a 5-6/10 pudgy gaymer bfYou can grow some tits on him with enough stimulation
>>224383917I know im a fag but i have a fetish for women and a strong terminal relationship begins with honesty
>i have a fetish for womenfags be like
WHEN ROADMEN MEET REAL PROPER GANGSTERS EPIC COMPILATION 10 HOURS PEAKY BLINDERS SIGMA MIX #EPIC #SIGMA #GRINDSET #CLASSY
I have an impregnation fetish.
>>224383978pitcher or catcher?
>>224383995Amen!
My dentist lives in Rego Park.
i have a vagina fetish
>>224384011beat me to it
Fill a pillow case with shit and beat a janny with it
a freakin packet
>>224384043, yo
>>224383845prove them all wrong!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to whoever posted this shit earlier, one of the best:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4R1s7rHFYc
>bruh he totally cRaShEd OuT FR FR No Cap
One tried to test me didn't find it humorous beat him with a pillow case filled with cans of tuna fish
Product idea - neapolitan ice cream but the three flavors are pickle, smoked oyster and jaguar shit and we dare jeremy to eat the whole thing in one sitting
Product idea - my penis free use to sexy ladies
I’m two inches shorter than my wife’s mother. The dad is a manlet though so wife is two inches shorter than me
>local election is between a muzzie and a jeetaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh make it stop
How about CUMapolitan icecream and it's flavoured like maple syrup, apple pie, and churros.
>>224384141You're just a guest
*world's most busted ogre tranny walks into the room*hey, handsome
>>224384138Chicano detected
>>224384146stealing your idea
>>224384141according to some salafis, a muslim becomes kuffar if he/she has a government position in a kuffar govt
>>224384146I would dig into that, it sounds delicious
>>224384151If he'll put on deodorant and shower at least once a week i'm all his
>>224384171is kuffar the muslim version of goy?
>>224384169It was a gift to my /cum/patriots. Enjoy.
I can't believe a fuckin leaf stole my product idea and queered the brand before it even existed
>>224384183dude, it really sounds good, I will tell some Mexican entrepreneurs about it, maybe they can profit
pizzabros...
Ever notice how a lot of poor people are smoking every second of every day? This guy just got pit maneuvered five times with his kids in the car and he still needs to smoke that thing down to the filter.
>>224384183cinnamon is added to both apple pie and churros, and I can't see it bad going with maple syrupexcellent idea
Southern niggas be eating pigs feet
like a boss
>>224384248and they are pickled, and they drink them at the bar, and add pickled eggs
>>224384156No, that would be her father
Why are you not watching the current season of Family Guy?
>>224384225>Mental HygieneWhat?
>>224384282it's part of the libshit verbal treadmill
Holy K*no
>>224384277I'm White
>>224384292magneto was always a trans woman of color
>>224384285>beautiful
>>224384292that's crazy. still not going to read it.
>>224384277i have long since stopped watching anything that goes on tv
>>224384292Magneto is a Somali played by Kevin Hart wearing a bald cap
>>224384311
>>224384285I could have saved her!
>>224384285>VP of a BankHard for me to care. Anyone still living in NYC gets what they deserve at this point. >>224384292Wasn't he originally a turbo-butthurt jew from da holla cost?
>>224384309I believe it
do you think this data center thing is a new space race to make the first sky net
the times square woman stabber was a white woman!
>>224384323I'm not going to lie I don't really care about the whole data center thing
>>224384353i drove by one and it was really loud
>>224384346>flag
>>224384346we have to do something about abuelita violence
>>224381002industrial capitalism is worse for my health than drinking alcohol and I don't even get any choice in whether or not it gives me cancerat least with alcohol I'm consenting to the damage
My husband said one of the data center workers called him a fag for driving a Miata
Why did this get so much shit? It would be pretty cool to have one of these in your home
>>224384285why did it get deleted so quickly what the hell is that all about
>>224384038soap bars are a classic filling for that
Based video https://youtube.com/IEtHyb9iGtE
The jury has declared lindsay clancy not guilty of all charges. Thank God.
>>224384415Soap is for unruly recruits. Door knobs and dog shit are reserved JUST for our janny.
Jannies should Ted Kaczynski'dI await my ban
>>224384420that's not a valid link
brother cant even link a video, like goddamn
>>224384447>>224384453I won't post it again I give up fuck you
>>224384336>Wasn't he originally a turbo-butthurt jew from da holla cost?Yep
>>224384424Lie.
Why is this man's political team sending me unsolicited text messages?
>>224384475he kind of looks like jim carrey no?
I will animalistically enrich you
new>>224384495>>224384495
corr nuffink like exudin' a pakistani from the brapperstank-von-arschenschaft afta evisceratin' a foids asshole
>>224384487Yeah kind of like a bald Jim Carrey
>>224384443based
This could be us
