drinking a guinness. i shit you not.

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>>224383836
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>>224383846
/brit/ not /cum

>>224383843
guinness makes you fart so we'll see how that statement holds up

>>224383851
looks like we've got you cornered

Someone make a real new

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/ss/

>>224383826
it works. i'll just shag my head and complain about everything and it stops me caring about having a crap job and no gf. makes me kind of annoying to live with but guess what more moaning stops me caring what my family think too

it's the same mechanism as screaming and swearing has on pain relief

rorke eating porridge like a medieval peasant

>>224383859
don't threaten me with a good time

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>224383873

>>224383871
shake not shag

She's fit (if legal age)

>>224383873
leftypol eating overnight oats and making it half of his personality

on like episode 150 of dragon ball but i cant be bothered finishing it and going to dbz
mostly because i know all the adventure elements die off and there will be nothing but close ups of character's faces making grunting noises fighting
kinda sad i really enjoyed the first part

goldberg just jackhammer'd mr. perfect

DIE! DIE! DIE!

>>224383836
>>224383843
>>224383846
>>224383859
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>>224383902
>/brit/

Are doritos racist 2026

>>224383836
Who's this

night lads

>>224383907
that's what happens when you have a global empire. sorry, not sorry

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This nigga EVERYWHERE on YouTube

>>224383923
v sauce looking ahh

>>224383923
He got a 2nd narrator too

that will be deleted in 30 seconds
meanwhile tranny porn stays up for hours

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Alright team got home from work about an hour ago and had a bath and for my tea I had two tortilla wraps with tzatziki, cos lettuce, cucumber and fish fingers and it was lush and I mean lush.

Now going to settle in and watch some anime team

>>224383921
nite

>>224383896
>>Reddit

>>224383873
you eating cassava and donkey meat

>>224383925
umm i can see her black horse pussy

bing yong fuck Pony’s lmao

>>224383933
well ye you wouldnt want 4chan to be cancelled for being anti lgbt and unwoke

>>224383942
>donkey meat
that's argentina's specialty

>>224383925
right so now we're posting naked black women are we?
and im expected to pull out my todger and masturbate to them, am i?
grow up

>>224383925
why does she have a dent in her cheek

that's all well and good but their skin is a different colour than mine

>>224383925
We went from having 200 of these each to sitting in our rooms like faggots

is rorke still seething about people having fun in notting hill

>>224383925
sex in africa

dont understand why potatoes made it to europe but cassavas didnt

Got a DM from the Belgian, he was at carnival with some Katy lol

big werewolf parade at knotting hill this weekend

>>224383951
monkeys then

>>224383976
nun you could do

>>224383976
Saw the photos earlier lol glad he enjoyed himself

This land is my land

This land is my land

>>224383982
das rite manolo

>>224383921
gn

Y'all see those kamikaze drones??

>>224383986
He giving out quicktaps mmm

>>224383986
you deserve rape

>>224383976
crodie gettin sum

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>>224383907

arsed my life up something rotten

>>224383998
there's one right behind you!

Teach an Irishman to fish and he'll forget the next day

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metal

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>>224384025
thought that was my nan then

>>224384025
>In an interview with CBC in 1977, upon being queried about whether she desired to be a woman, Crisp stated: "Well, I suppose when I was a child, when I lived almost entirely in a dreamworld, I suppose I thought of myself as a woman. But, later on, you realise that you have to live in the real world, and that you are not a woman. You are only in some senses 'effeminate', or 'feminine', and you must learn to make this compromise – to live in a world where, statistically, you are a man, whatever you may think about yourself
much to consider

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Afghans look like THAT
what the FUCK

Humans wish they were horses
Black people wish they were horses or even close. But they're not
Makes them all seethe

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when you insult a mexican poster, this is who you are insulting

suffering from severe inattentive ADHD

>>224384064
trust the bbc to find the whitest aghan they could
wait until its time for a uk story, it'll be the blackest negro to have ever migrated here

>>224384075
Ok Yoloxochitl

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>trust the bbc

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dem gym baddies

>>224384064
there tribal groups in that part of the world that are basically white. i remember watching cricket once and it was pakistan vs england and the pakistan team had this big white guy who i initially assumed was a coach from australia or something

>>224384064
wotanic

>>224384121
The one on the right looks young

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any woman fatter than this should legally be considered obese and forced onto ozempic

>>224383923
successfully blocked about 20 of his shit ai channels

The younger the berry the sweeter the juice

>>224384144
Mental how ballerinas are literally perfect
https://youtube.com/shorts/_PcYnb5wB9A?is=LGOVTbD6LWnyG8Ze

In before >woman

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>>224384135
she's just smol

>>224384144
Her stockings look like PUSSIES on her FEET

if they bleed
theyre ready for the seed

bit too much pent up sexual frustration going on
think some you lad best off have an emergency tug

>>224384075
this level of neoteny is not attractive

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>>224384178
w-what

https://youtube.com/shorts/_PcYnb5wB9A?is=LGOVTbD6LWnyG8Ze
KTIMMMMM

>>224384135
men love women who look young
thats why Belle Delphine was so popular

Wow Turkey gets shit on every day on this board. No wonder they post the dogshit that they post

>>224384075
thats a man btw

if they ripe
they ready for pipe

>>224384202
emmayank unmasked

mental how unless you're incredibly lucky you're pretty much robbed of the chance to experience true love in this country because of how sexually liberalised it is

you can't find someone with no sexual history and girls are all disloyal and brainwashed so you're forced to settle for a used goods mid

meanwhile in places like Eastern Europe, men find a beautiful princess who has never been with a man before and loves them with all their heart

Notice how it's "luck of the Irish", and not "work ethic of the Irish" or "discipline of the Irish"

>>224384229
The incels aren't going to like this one lad

>>224384229
>mental how unless you're incredibly lucky you're pretty much robbed of the chance to experience true love in this country
obviously not true
>meanwhile in places like Eastern Europe, men find a beautiful princess who has never been with a man before and loves them with all their heart
even more obviously not true

>>224384229
most incel post jve read in weeks

Hope that girls just some silly person who's just figuring out how fit they are at age 18 or over (lel)

>>224384238
baffling post
why would incels be upset by an incel post

>>224384233
takes a lot of luck to stumble on that spare bit of tarmac

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homemade choc fudge pie for a night snack

>>224384233
HOWL

Are virgins incapable of posting anything other than crying about their virginity

women should be kept in cages

>>224384260
Kek I'm in to that

>>224384256
it looks like shit from a butt

>>224384256
eww mate
looks fucking foul

>>224384259
Yeah. Random FOTM women they are obsessed with for the month tops or new furry porn

>>224384267
Grow up ffs big chud babies

>>224384254
That's not an incel post mate it's just true
Incels are the type to get upset by it and cope about how they'll one day find "true love" in this shithole

>>224384256
elton john on a melty

>>224384144
i thought 4chan didn't like ballet dancer's body type

Want to get a semi erection and just let it hang between my legs and recline back and chill

Is it too late to fix demographics?

>>224384233
unless theres many aussies like you i recognise you. really have a hard on for the irish dont you. as an ulsterman surrounded by 6 million fenian scum who unfortunately inhabit this island with me i thank you for your extensive service in hibernian slander even though i am somewhat collaterally damaged by every post

>>224384290
What you've gone and done there is completely misuse the joke of "elton john farted on it", as there's nothing white on the image to imply that elton has had his way with it.
You really need to rethink your entire posting strategy if this is going to work out.

>>224384289
think you've got yourself completely confused
incels do nothing but rant about how every woman in this country is a whore
what are you on about

>>224384290
Grow up ffs big chud baby

My heart on a madonee

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>>224384302
You're welcumb

>>224384265
id force you to eat dogfood out of a toilet while shocking you with a cattle prod

>>224384289
bizarre

mares

>>224384347
Is it a clean toilet like those yank videos

if she over-ripe
punch her in the wind-pipe

>>224384347
I'm not cattle

>>224384306
he's wrecked his arse to the point where brown slurry is coming out of it instead of white fluids, which is unusual for sir elton john and so he is on a melthy

>>224384316
>incels do nothing but rant about how every woman in this country is a whore
Yeah and then other incels do nothing but try to white knight and pretend it's not true because they think it makes them sound like a normie when they're actually a desperate gimp

*snores*

>>224384362
no its fucking filthy like your skank arse
stained brown with shit stains and swarming with flies
get your beak in there and start munching

100g of crisps
520 calories

100g of sweet potato
98 calories

how come?

Male ass is gross

>>224384402
twinks aside thoughbeit

>>224384393
not being funny i don't think this has ever happened ever
did you see this once and just assume it's a recurring thing

I don't like this energy in the thread rn, even though it's only 1 other person

>>224384401
do you know what a calorie is mate

>>224384402
99% of it but id fuck finnster and sweepkii

>>224384390
No, you absolute fool. Complete misunderstanding of what's meant by "Looks like Elton John has farted on it".
The joke comes from the idea that Elton John is a homosexual, specifically, a bottom, thus has had sperm ejaculated into his arse.
Now, by Elton farting, he releases that sperm from the previous session.
The joke, when used properly, is that the white sauce in a dish is Elton John's expulsion of the sperm from a previous sexual encounter.

>>224384411
I liked the ending and the video

Catberg has figured out how to turn on the heater

>>224384413
are the """""""vibes""""""" off?
shut the fuck up

>>224384434
You're being bad vibes

if she ripe
get her skype

Rockstar Vibes

>>224384417
yeah amount of energy to make 1ml water one degree hotter or something we did the digestive biscuit thing in school 15 years ago. still doesnt explain how theyve put so much shit in the crisps that they have 5 times the energy of normal potato

>>224384434
chill

>>224384434
only vibe you've got to worry about is the one in your oneitis' knicker drawer

>>224384402
no it's wonderful although highly dependant on the male ofc

>>224384423
i think my post is a classic variation on a theme that will be vindicated in artistic quality in the years to come

>>224384474
Your post lacks the social criticism that traditional Elton posts are known for.
Think on.

And my butt was as nice as that trannies butt in shape

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>>224384426
yeah it was pretty cute

>>224384290
Funny post, keep on and carry on

The same*
And I sit on it for more than 12 hours a day

>>224384401
>crisps
deep fried
>sweet potato
not deep fried

glad i could help x

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Cuterious seals

Raping a poo

>>224384467
there she is!

watching how its made on youtube in my office at home (soon to be bed once i brush my teeth)

Society is changing (in a good way) in its views on cuck stuff in 2027

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>>224384509
You leave him alone

jesus is sol
christ is the sun
the sun grants us life, warm, sustains us
the sun is the christ

>>224384548
scremaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
another 10/10 post from the aussie contingent

>>224384527
love these things

>>224384544
how come whites are 2 men to 1 woman but the nons are 2 women to 1 man

>>224384555
Schizophrenic gibberish

>>224384566
That doesn't happen outside of porn and the blacks are 2 on 1 in porn more anyway

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>>224384527
the way he bounced off that corner. weird little creatures

pretty funny seeing women shit talking the patriarchy while welcoming in abdul and his 3 wives a 32 grandchildren to live off her taxes llol

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your da

All calories are equal as pure units of heat energy, but they are not equal in how your body processes, stores, and uses them.While a calorie is technically just a measurement of energy, the biological impact of food depends on hormones, digestion, and nutrient types.

I don't see how that's so hard to understand.

https://youtu.be/r3lCAliarIE?is=ftI0lSz2HiDiSSly
Funny how these guys triple spike while all the videos I've seen of Dr. Dirty Dave (highest elo player I watch) and his opponents only do 1 round of spikes

>>224384572
not hard to get
god is christ, god is the sun, christ is the sun

The Amazing Atheist unironically has some good points, getting back into the channel again

ATP -Diphosphate lost> AMP +Diphosphate> ATP to use still btw

>>224384599
ok!!

>>224384615
for me its him pouring boiling oil all over his balls

reality surf

would like to reenter the eu please. really really really really don't like americans

Vs. 1300 player: L
- elo

>>224384636
Shouldn't have created yanks then

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>>224384555
sunshine is a good movie, even if the title is a bit gay

- 31 elo to his rating

>>224384615
>The Amazing Atheist unironically has some good points
yeah but that counts for nothing when you have an abrasive personality + you dip your balls in boiling oil + shove a banana up your bum and then release videos of both acts online

n!gger

Junkyard bronze
His elo ratingmatched opponent

Any reason why so many youtubers are sex pests or have disgusting fetishes

>>224384646
>remember watching this in the cinema
grim

>>224384646
never heard of it before tbqh

any weak wrists man in?

>>224384683
it's one of my favourite sci fi movies too (not the same canadian)
it's a bit like event horizon but far less silly, probably the best "lovecraftian" movie ever if you ask me

>>224384675
theyre human

got the NIGHTMARE on
love my japanese fellas singing

Gn

veganism is one of those things that yeah on paper is clearly a morally good thing but in practical terms just isn't realistic to achieve or worth the extreme effort

cat goes to sit at the door to go out and then sprints over to his bowl as soon as you get up
just extremely cheeky

>>224384707
fuck those animals shouldnt have been born delicious

>>224384713
um

>>224384713
She's fit
Now make her wear circular glasses

>>224384707
>or worth the extreme effort
or sustainable long term with serious health issues

>>224384696
corr love event horizon me, will have to give it a watch

>>224384713
schizo bpd neet waifu

watched event horizon a few days ago and it was surprisingly well made, if it weren't for a few dings it would be seen as a landmark film

>>224384713
ai has gone too far

She's hot

where we're going, we won't need cocks to pee...

>>224384656
That's a cool opinion you've got there but don't care

>>224384713
Ayoo

>>224384742
it's a 10/10 for british cinema
sexy beast is that for the crime drama genre

>>224384713
Kristen Stewart?????

They stopped posting the cute face filter bedroom cap

>>224384676
it must have looked beautiful at the cinema. movies were better when they were made for the big screen

>>224384736
pandorum is another great movie in the same vein
not as good as either of the others but well worth a watch

Cannae sleep

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it's over

trying to comprehend time via directly experiencing it but its just a weird fucking thing
i dont understand time. why is it always going forward? why? to what ends???
doing my nut in thinking about it

>>224384707
Really isn't hard at all unless you don't do your own shopping.

I copy the YouTube link to opera browser to loop videos for sleep because of its builtin AdBlock. It hasn't done the thing where it goes to the next video for 0 reason yet

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>watching Simpsons S1-12 for the first time ever (obviously I've caught eps on BBC2/C4 over the years, just never gone out of my way to watch it all)
>Up to S3
>Episode 1 is the Michael Jackson episode
>Literally removed from everywhere, including ye olde hdmi cable sites because MJ's a bloody PEDO
>thankfully some cunt uploaded the entire ep to twitter and I watched it on there

hate this censoriousness society we live in
quite dystopian

>>224384796
Stop. Digging.

>>224384793
>Remaining 80%: MAGPIE PARTY

>>224384822
Michael Jackson is INNOCENT!

>>224384796
einsteinberg taught us that you can slow it down to a near complete stop if you travel fast enough (99.99999999% the speed of light)
going towards Andromeda at that speed, it will be 2.5 million years for us stationary plebs but for the person in the rocket it will feel like literal minutes

>>224384834
Pedo Pedro

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>>224384713

>>224384822
now you see why i pay for a nas
and get jellyfin on the go
find a full set of peep show these days containing the jez blackface scene
or iasip with the lethal weapon episode

ears have been blocked since i went for a swim this is doing my nut in

How would the fuel burn for 2.5 million years if it only takes a couple of seconds

>>224384856
your mum burned coal for double that ask her

>>224384713
mousette

>>224384850
wax in your ears
you can get drops to soften the wax and let it come out

>>224384865
All you ever think about isn't it

>>224384849
the streaming sites are literally pushing people into the illegal streams hands
mental they can't see that

watched father ted on 4od and they had a trigger warning on the blackface episode
if you want to be all gay then do that, don't remove it entirely ffs

sat on wooden chair today at work for like 7 hours straight and my entire body from the waist down feels numb and cold
feelsbadman

it is wednesday my dudes

lol


remember that meme haha

>>224384870
...yh

the matrix
equilibrium
johnny mnemonic
blade
the fifth element
demolition man
total recall

and so on, and on...

there's something about that late 90's / early 00's cool sci fi aesthetic i really like, that sticks with me
bullet time, gun-fu, katanas, wall running, hackers, black and phosphor green, black trenchcoats, black shades, latex, industrial rock and jungle/dnb themes

thought it was cringe in my teens, i think it was considered peak cringe in the mid 2010s. but now? corr... take me back...

>>224384893
:/

dtfib is so pathetic

Hate my job
Hate my co workers

what do yanks eat on sundays if not a roast

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788305498484768.jpg
Wtf

evening gents

>>224384905
Usually eat spaghetti and meatballs on Sunday me
Also like to have a nice cold bear with it as well

>>224384905
KFC

>>224384796
for me it's that time is relative depending on the curvature of space and position instead of being something that's an invariant abstract
can't wrap my mind around that

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>Prince Hirohito, Emperor of Japan, with the Prince of Wales, who is visiting Japan, August 12th, 1926
aura

>>224384895
neuromancer kino upcoming as well

>>224384871
they dont care
they goyim will still pay

>>224384867
is it safe?

>>224384932
aura

there is nothing wrong with shagging your first cousin

>>224384932
this is me

>>224384921
bear as in the animal or the fat hairy homosexual

a single us army stratotanker refuelling plane produces more pollution in a single flight operation than any 1 average person living in the west today would produce over 100 years.

My ear swelling is finally going down after the weird orgasmic tingling

>>224384943
yes

>>224384932
Thought this was AI and then I looked him up and he's actually real
The pickaninnys have gone too far

>>224384928
rorke and his japanese mate who is also called rorke

>>224384949
>>224384921
Meant to say BEER not bear
Utter mong I am

>>224384952
Saw AI slop YT Shorts tally the cost of army ammo in the form of GTX graphics cards and they need to die

>>224384954
hope you enjoyed it x

>>224384952
Iran is fighting climate change
You could at least say thank you

want a japanese gf but want our kids to be 100% european ok

>>224384895
90s kino slop.but the real films were the 80s
blade runner
predator
terminator
conan
robocop
etc

>>224384984
Didn't like the swelling it was very scary

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Yes I'll have 2 thanks

>>224384991
You could adopt

>>224384947
very mexican post. we know what you lot get up to

something important tomorrow which I'm nervous about but hopefully it'll go well
won't say what it is because it's potentially doxable info

>>224384991
Skip it and go straight to hapa
Hapa double European goes hard. Their eyes are fit

>>224384905
Venison, boar tenderloin or wild-caught salmon depending on the season

>>224385017
Liar

@TimmyUK

>>224384905
cum and copium

>>224385043
Ironic post lad

doing really fucking badly want to be dead

have to get up early for first time in weeks
9.15 appointment at the job centre
big day for me
only time i go outside