>Be me, living in Venezuela>The sun is literally melting us down cell by cell>Yesterday my neighbor fainted on the sidewalk because she decided to go for a walk under this hellfire>Honestly, I don't even understand how she is still aliveAnons, I am not joking. This heat is so intense that my own internal organs are trying to violently claw their way out of my body just to find a cooler. I can feel my pancreas packing its bags.I am so unironically mad at the weather right now that I had to make this sign. Fucking imbecile sun, I hope you die. Rate my survival chances or send ice.
>>224384508How hot is it?
>>224384508Can I rape you?
>>224384508Is it hotter than usual? How old are you? How many summers have you experiemced? If you don't mind to answer.
>>224384569silly anon, it wouldn't be rape if it was consensual
>>224384590>How many summers have you experiemced?it's the tropics. the entire year is summer.
https://i.4cdn.org/x/1788292804877915.jpgAnd especially:https://i.4cdn.org/x/1788292953837406.jpg>>224384631Ah wellIt's the pre-micronova sun
Google tells me it's about 85F in Caracas which just average summery weather.
>>224384569nya nya nya, mmm no, nya nya nyaaa, I don't know~ uuuuuhh :3
>>224384631Exactly, thank you. The only thing changing seasons here is my pancreas migrating from my body to the freezer.
>>224384552I'm burning up inside.
>>224384590It's horribly hot, I'm 766262462724464624624624624 years old, I have experienced summers all my life since I was born
I might actually die when summer arrives here. Good luck anon
>>224384700Mm hahaha, come melt with me, you'll appreciate the ice and the water hahaha nya :3
>>224385030THANK YOU I HOPE I DON'T DIE *SHE BREAKS A RIB AND BLEEDS TO DEATH*
Post your tits and I'll send you snow
>>224385125The snow would melt the exact microsecond it touches the ground here anyway, you fool. Maybe I'll do it for $4,000,000. Maybe... nya nya nyaaaa~ :3
>>224384508Zulia? Y espera, eres jeva??
>>224385219Not Zulia, but the sun is personal friends with Maduro apparently. And I already told you guys, I am a 7-trillion-year-old cosmic entity, not a 'jeva' you fool nyaaaa :3 ¡joder tío me flipo en colores nyaaaaaa!
>>22438470085F feels much hotter with the tropical sun nearly overhead than it does at the mid-latitudes.
>>224385383Based science bro. Finally someone understands that the sun here wants to physically crush my skull.
>>224385383I told Euros whining about the heat wave this summer "you're at 50N, it's not that awful. come to Texas if you want to experience pain."
>>224385383In midday it probably feels closer to 105F down there.
>>224384508How the fuck do you live in Venezuela and not know to stay out of the noon day sun like some mad dog or Englishman?
>>224385030beam of fucking death holy shit
I've been to Washington D.C. in July, a mere two degrees in latitude south of where I live, and that was like the fires of Hell. Hard to believe such a small difference could affect how it felt out there, but it did.
>>224385558The sun is strongest from 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM.
>>224385558Woof woof then, you fool. The heat already melted my ability to stay inside nyaaaa~ :3
>>224384508amigo asombroso?
>>224384508>Average temp in venezuela is around 26C>burning upNigga it was 38C here last week.
>>224384508age height weight bodycount?
I hate the sun
>>224384508Would you like to be my e-gf for some Runescape Gold?
>>224384508I know what you meanAt least you have Atlantic winds
>>224384508Punishment from god o algo for allowing Chinese to breed
>>224384804God damn you're ghay
>>224384508It will in like 5 billion years.
>>224384508I think you're overreacting a little bit
>>224392109girls talk like that
>>224385300>nyaaaaYou're brown, poor and you act like a child
>>224392142No they don't, only faggots who want to suck dick do
>>224392247sounds like you're very familiar with the ways of faggots, Rabbi
>>224392294I am
