Pol Pot edition
used to work with a sri lankan woman and she came up and said "you know what anon, you're a nigger"nothing i could do about that
>>224300532
>>224388634
>>224388633are you?
Mousey is so sexy
>>224388645i hope not but she had me wondering what if
>>224388654I'd be self conscious all day just in case
>>224388665someone needs to find out so i know what words i'm allowed to rap along with
>vlcsnap-2023-09-26-17h34m17s074
where are those photos of mousey coming from? is it AI?
where does drinking beer for breakfast rank between 1 (normal) - 10 (alcoholism)
>>2243886937
>>224388688He livestreamed on twitch a couple days ago.Honestly one of the most bizarre moments in all of my time browsing this wretched website
>>224388693if you're on holiday and can get like a 2 euro pint then 1. Otherwise 10
Scrannin a tex mex and it lush di lids I'm so brish
>>224388721not to cause a panic but someone is robin your house
>>224388724Quirked up white boy
Ameriboo twink with a horny ass man in?
>>224388734sensible chuckle
looks like that bloke from star trek
>>224388773I think they all look like him now
drink from heated up pba plasticonly use vegetable oilrub receipt paper on your bollockswear the japanese schoolgirl outfitsdo this and you'll become a woman my son
I'm hiding vinyls in the record store so no one buys em until the next time I come here. I know this is a bad thing to do, but it was just a few.
>>224388807I would just boost them lol
>>224388814You black nigger
/Pol/ Pot
Have decided not to go into toil today for mental elf. I would take the day off but I've booked in a maintenance window for a firewall upgrade in china so I will do that and probably nothing else
still cant believe she's gone
>>224388693Never drink until dusk. If possible, never drink.
mental how quick we went from "charlie kirk has an ugly face" to "i see charlie kirks face everywhere"
In my local HMV all the records are on open display except the rap and hip hop section which is locked up and you have to ask a staff member to open it for you
>>224388822Dirty American black bastard me
>>224388814wdym?
You never see anyone call him mousenonce these days
>>224388847i agree 100%
If mousey is Joker, it follows that gingeredo's Batman
right, that's a creature from spore on the 'log, then
>>224388838ugh whitebois will do anything for they rap wont they
>US aircraft carrier docks near Thai beach resort Pattaya after record 250 days at seawe can hardly fathom the amount of shagging that is about to take place
>>224388856Boost means steal
>>224388888checked
>>224388864who is harley?
>>224388889Did the autism number lottery happen Dale? Take the screenshot
>>224388907Yes and I lost
>>224388886oh...yeah shan't be doing that
Off to that massive pile of rotten clothes on the back road between dunfermline and kelty anyone want owt?
>>224388895Probably got to be French lady
>>224388950grottiest pair of ladies pants you can find cheers pal
>>224388693in pepys diary he frequently mentions him and his colleagues going to the pub for a "morning draught" to settle the stomachnowadays of course it does mean you have a serious problem
welcome to die
>>224388807I just got this one on vinylI couldn't find it at any record store near me so I bought it on Amazon.Which is disappointing since I live near Amoeba which is supposedly the best record store on earth and they didn't have it (but they did have lots of other great stuff)
what manga are you boys reading atn im on https://atsu.moe/read/3n6Ca/PEoJZEbO right now
Any currently pooing man in?
>.moenot clicking that
Think the amount of schizophrenia here, let me be rude for a second, is because of all the between the lines that's possible. That's what it's all about at the end of the day, constructing stories based on limited evidence. It's in the speed sweetspot too, anonymous, vague bathroom wall 1/11
Just cannot fathom people paying for shit when it's so easy to pirate. Got a mate who knows how to torrent but still pays for sky, just seems absolutely mental.
>>224389033yes literally. Already shitted 3 times this morning. Incredible how much shite a body can hold
I really want this one on vinyl. Think it has my favorite cover art of any album. Oh and the music is great too, of course
>>224388938I boosted the entire rolling stones catalog when i a teenager. No I'm not 60 i just liked the aesthetic of older rock
>>224388861good lord
Been spiked yet lads?
>>224389055Had one of those days over the weekend. My old serious opiate abuse days also had some memorable shits, not good memorable mind you.
>>224389019https://hentai2read.com/chicken_trap/
seaweed diet.. see weed.. smoke
>>224389083gay chap forcefully touched my bottom at the pub once
rorke the type of guy to say “um… nice kitty?” after falling into the tiger enclosure at the zoo
What the fuck is up Denny's?
>>224389121this was a good post earlier and you deserve the praise in more active hours
Rorke the type of guy to theatrically pull on his collar while making an audible gulp noise after saying something socially awkward (everything he says)
Do you look good with stubble?
already wednesday
I'm a gay man
Weird question I know but who is your favourite nonce? Take into account everything about them and a gun to your head and you had to share a meal with them who you picking /brit/
stop posting Mouse photos he doesn`t like it and it`s not what I really look like I don`t want the attention
/brit/ “niggas” be like hmm yes let me repost the same joke for the umpteenth time
>>224389166Spain nonce
>>224389166I'd have to go with Roman Polanski
>>224389166Too many to pick from, probably Obama
>>224389166my uncle john
>>224389166I don’t know why but I reckon Jimmy Saville would be good company despite being a nonce
>>224389149no i don't ever look good
ffs day barely started and thread is already full of gimps
>>224389115Bet you got a stiffy didn't you
>>224389166jeffy e probs
Mad to say but a female version of Mousenonce is my ideal type
>>224389203Do you just not know which flag you post under or what
What exactly did Diddy do wrong? How is having sex parties a crime
>>224389205no im not a homosexualite
got diarrhea
>>224389216Chasers want to date a chick with a stick AGP flavor init
>>224389226He were noncing
>>224389226Use Google you utter bore
>>224389228What did you do after that lad grabbed yer bum then
>>224389166michael jackson although ill pass on the meal. there is nobody i want to "share a meal with" no idea why that trope became so popular
>>224389246got my pint , sat down and cried
Michael Jackson was not a nonce Inviting kids to your home with its theme park and hanging out with them is as bad as being a nonce in my eyes but he wasn’t a nonce
>>224389166Ted Bundy. Just always liked him.
oh right theres a gun to my head in that case fine me and mj can eat chicken nuggets together while hes off his face on benzos and anaesthesia
Seriously what the fuck was Michael Jackson thinking “Yeah I’m the worlds most famous man I’m going to invite loads of kids to my house that has a kids fairground and a massive childlike bedroom and swim with them and act like a child, surely no way this would look bad on me”
Gary’s latest video is the biggest farce he’s ever put out. Mid at best Thai food, including a tub of “stir fried veg” that looked like they’d boiled it in the toilet. Despite admitting the stewing, soon-to-be compost didn’t look the most appealing, he later branded it as “bang on” - what? Bet that didn’t make it home.This saviour complex is really going too far, how can he claim impartiality when he’s going to champion these run of the mill places that happen to have a ‘viral’ video he can exploit.It’s clickbait nonsense so he can spread his cheeks and have the sun shine out of his self-important rear end.Spare the moral lecture Gary, you’re changing nothing and only in it for yourself.
Why did Roman Polanski get canceled for being with a 13 year old but all those 70s rockstars got away with it?
will you kiss him for 43 million
Mouse is so hot
>>224389296antisemitism
>>224389289Danny Malin started out eating at crappy places too. The first vid i saw of his he was eating from some foul looking chinkese place and i was just laughing at it the whole video. Later on I started liking him though .
>>22438929613 is terrible. page and bowie got away with it because everybody was having a good time youre hardly going to jimmy pages backstage room for a lollipop and a conversation
going to ask the hairdresser to cut my hair like that vulcan bloke from star trek
>>224389296Something about drugging her, anally raping her, and then fleeing the country. But idk yeah
the correct answer is to pick one of those fit teachers that seduced some teenage pupil
Sick of these stupid questions like “would you blow a man for 10 million” and people acting like it’s a difficult question I’d let a man with hiv fuck me in the ass for 10 million while calling him daddy
>>224389298And you for free :()
Mousey's idol Louis Rossmann has a girlfriend now and this is why Mousey wants to settle down ok he wants a lovely gf.
>>224389289Is this the guy from youtube? I was in Toby Carvery when he was there. He was barely chewing his food and then when I watched the video later, he was complaining that it was tough and chewy. He didn't even make an effort to try
>>224389346Like bottom right
Absurd amount of freaks in here this morning
>>224389298what does he get out of all this
>>224389372hello
Might have a second crisp sandwich
>>224389368If I had a cock that big and looked like him I’d wear the exact same type of trousers every single day
>>224389387Freak!
What's the debate the divides Devon and Cornwall?
>>224389377your love
moving to pornwall
Mousey's Mental Health Mondays
>>224389407top two are devonbottom two are cornwall
>>224389407whether you but cream then jam, or jam then cream on your scones
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times, Blackpool is the most disgusting place I’ve ever visited with the most vile people on planet earth
>>224389404That's so funny, I'd never noticed that was the point of the picture lol. I thought it was the look on the girls face. Wth
no one cares about devon
>>224389424I disliked Nottingham the most out of the places in England that I've been.
>>224389407cream on the bottom clearlyif you think otherwise you need your head testing
>>224389407Bit of me to be fair
>>224389419You've been posting about him all morning you obsessed freak shut the fuck up
>>224389446You like cream on your bottom do you x
Devon and Cornwall mfs in shambles as i explain that you can simply close the scone and turn them over to have jam on the top or bottom
>>224389377A lovely smooch on the wet lips
>>224389465Revolutionary
Do people from Cornwall put jam on their toast first and then butter?
Stop posting about the attention-seeker who streams his face on Twitch, he hates attention
>>224389405elton got some explaining to do
>>22438937743 million
blackpool is great it has a nice tower and a spoons and coral island and you can get a £1 burger and theres pleasure beach and some actual beaches and everything is lush x7 youd have to be a real snobby killjoy to not see the delight of blackpool
lol wtfhttps://youtu.be/840HL6mAlvo
>>224389464kek youve raped him hes been raped
Unsure as to whether I was molested as a child or if it was normal sexual experimentation. What's the boundary? How do I figure this out?
>>224389503depends on your age and the age of the other person
>>224389498He's pregnant with my child
>>224389489I suppose the only problem is all the junkies and nonces and scum
rorke reading the babylon bee
>>224389510He was 3 years older than me and I was probably around 7 or 8.
Just saw some of the newest secondary school cohortThe brownest yet
>>224389524*nasally yoda voice*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm raped you have been
For me it's jam and then cream on top
>>224389490>the comments implying michael tracey must also be a nonce because he doesnt #BelieveAllWomenbut its not a brainless witchhunt we swear
>>224389534That makes no sense
>>224389534and then the scone on top of that
>>224389544How doesn't it
ZIMBABWE!
decompressing
in art class someone painted a pretty nice picture of warwick davis as the judeo-christian banker in harry potter and it got put on the wallthen one day we came in and someone had painted "FREAK" on his forehead as if it was a representation of an actual human who just looked like that
>in art class someone painted a pretty nice picture of warwick davis as the judeo-christian banker in harry potter and it got put on the wall>then one day we came in and someone had painted "FREAK" on his forehead as if it was a representation of an actual human who just looked like that
>>224389571>someone painted a pretty nice picture of warwick davisgive it up wojciech we know it was youand the freak business was you too wasn't it
Toil fuel
Anyone else going to the Lib Dem party conference in a few weeks?
>>224389617Benefit of that wrap is that you can literally eat it all day.
>>224389617alri phil hows the security game
need to play some real man's game like a shooter tired of top down turn cringe dialogue heavy slop
>>224389618Yeah mate
>>224389639I'm playing Morrowind
leftypol reading LGTV
John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein Say Their ‘Star Trek’ Movie Is ‘Training Day’ & ‘Crimson Tide’ In Space ~ The filmmakers say their franchise reboot explores what happens when “all is not well” inside Starfleet and aims to win over non-Trekkies.
Annoying how some of the best songs are about noncing. My Sharona has an incredible bassline, can't beat it really. That one that's like "Josie's on a vacation far away" is a classic. And oingo boingo's seminal hit "little girls" is probably the most lyrically intelligent and relatable song ever written. But you're just not supposed to like them.
Getting a few down votes on 'dit this morning for little to no reason and yet my post denying climate change has remained neutral
>>224389649what u playing as
>>224389674Lola by the Kinks
>>224389656I used to have an LG TV but I upgraded to a Sony
>>224389674this would do numbers on twitter if that isn't where you copy and pasted it from
>>224389674For me its Ted Nugent - Jailbait and Mott the Hoople - Born Late 58
what did otto mean by this
>>224389689That's funny I used to be a sonny before I chopped me willy off. Now I'm a just a tv with no antenna
>>224389615freak was a message to the artist, me, in an act of self sabotage. you're right.
>>224389681Breton MageFirst time playing the game so I chose to be a mage because I heard about the custom spells. Game has picked up massively since I've started customizing spells and utilizing the fast travel options more, was super slow at first
Where are the Aussies they usually come out around this time
>>224389730I've had them arrested
>>224389738Why'd you do that then
>>224389687Isn't that more about a troon than a kid? >>224389691All original from my own brain thank you very much, I don't need twitterpeople adulation though
>>224389749They make excellent prison laborers like it's in their DNA or something
nylon vampires enveloping each other
>>224389716that's my favouriteeventually you can jump over mountains
>>224389769spoiler alert
any remember Muhammad in the middle?
How do Europeans get so much PTO/vacation time? I’m from the U.S., and most of us generally get 10-15 PTO/vacation days in a year. I’m seeing online that Europeans can roughly get up to 20-30+ paid vacation days in a year. Is there some sort of catch that I’m missing? (Should I move? Lol)
>>224389674Lol
>>224389778No but I did wank to a girl on gif earlier that looked a lot like dewie, cute ears
>>224389778Sexo mum
>>224389778lois is about 40 years too old for hal here
>>224389808If you're from the US why is your flag so union jacky?
>>224389784screaming
MOUSEY! The Musical
>>224389767Mhm love hot lezzers me
>>224389808 Laws. Believe it or not, in some countries, laws protect the rights of workers and not just employers.
>>224389777sorry x
need a blowjob
>>224389674For me it's She's Only 18 by Red Hot Chili Peppershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEKSY7XempM
>>224389865if they were being true to themselves they would have called this song "she's too old at 18"
redditors love complaining about america
>>224389890
>>224389808i work for the civil service and i get 30 days paid leave plus 9 public holidays. i carried 10 days last year so this year i have 40 days to use
keep seeing men with ponytails, is that the current fashion
>>224389816
>>224389930i have no much leftover holiday i might have to take the whole of december off lolsimply don't know what to do on days off other than drink so i rarely take em
>>224389933Never, most men are too scared to have actual long hair so they go for the ironic mullet and queer moustache look. I say this as a long hair haver.
>>224389905I do this
kinda mental how some trans lads detransition after a while, how can you even try to leave a normal straight life after sucking and fucking so much cock and taken so much spunk
>>224389963>I say this as a long hair haverso you think you're really brave for not cutting your hair is that what you mean
bella ramsey was born in my city
joe lycett is repulsive
>>224389989More like I know I am, men are pathetically afraid to be labelled as gay even if they're the ugliest fuckers about
>>224389943Wow your life is shit
when the cops have been behind you for a while and you think "bro what did I do"
>>224389992
I look very masculine but I've had a few women ask me if I was gay before
>>224390010*yanks your ponytail*oh yeah real tough guy now huh
>>224390037They know
im pikachu
>>224390014where do you think you are
I wouldn't bum anyone here
>>224390034window is on the wrong wallgeometry makes no senseawful and disrespectful portrayal of the griffin family home
men with long hair are typically fat smelly dossers who dont shower (or cut their hair due to being lazy dossers)
i give off gay vibes
would be quite cool to be gay though and have girlfriends to bitch about men with and get bummed up the arse
>>224390070the window is fine you mong. the door and sofa are in the wrong location.
>>224390076It's harder work having long hair than short. I hated it. Your scalp gets super hot in summer, you get stray hairs in your mouth. Cba
>>224390081reckon that's actually the complete opposite of cool
im a human being
>>224390080yeh? xx
>>224390076
>>224390129Jane from Breaking Bad
>>224390129Get her shagged
ive got long hair i smell peculiar
>>224390129thats just kristin stewart
>>224390087>>224390070
how do i find my looksmatch but also my fetishmatch and my neurosismatch
Top-up shop for the rest of the week
>>224390163im correct because if the window were moved the road would be on the wrong side of the house
>>224390172you need a 2/10 bbw with a fat arse who has bpd
>>224390172What's your fetish
>>224390175would stop you and the redditor who initially posted that to death
people keep giving me work :(
>>224390188weeing
6 7
>>224390172in a mirror
>>224390228On or to someone else
>>224390239both . just want to find a lass who is alright with just getting in the bathtub and pissing all over each other
>>224390256screaming imagining this
>>224390256hahaha odd boy
>>224390256I met a girl from another board that wanted me to do that to her, but also something much worse
At toil and theres nothing to do
how can you piss with a boner tho
>>224390264sick of toilers who keep bringing this up. keep your head down you mong and just collect those free wages
>>224390268Cant it's too hard
>>224390277the problem is i can't really do anything else like go out, so i have to sit at the computer and just end up posting on /brit/ all dayi'm on 85k doing web development and i spent literally 45 minutes a day typing shit into claude
hate when you message an escort and they don't reply. women are such lazy faggots
>>224390328don’t think i could bear the shame of going to a prostitute. everything about us is filthy and sordid and reduces the act of intercourse to a humiliation ritual for the both of you
A shard of salt and vinegar crisp has fallen down my keyboard and I can't get it out
>>224390328i usually just message 3-4 when i plan on hiring one
>>224390350>humiliation ritualthats my fetish
>>224390321Ktim but earning 30k and I have a masters
>>224390321cant wait for you to lose your job to ai
I wouldn't go to a prozzie even though I'm an 'cel Something about it is off like you would be holding back from doing certain things like kissing them cause you might catch some shit
>>22439032199% of all ai usage is just toilers wasting time and sam altman gets 150 billion a quarter of infrastructural investment based on it. something will come of it
>>224390191You'd have to be such a fucking mong to post this shit on reddit and then even worse to repost it here. Is your life really so empty?
>>224390396same then i cna finally go on pip
Kek just found out that an energy company are building a new hydro plant literally right next to my dad's ideallic country house in the south of france. They're going to be blowing holes in the mountain with dynamite for the next 2 years. He is fuming hahahaha what a mug
>Emily Wilson to retranslate the Odyssey from scratchhasnt she milked this enough already? ungrateful money-grubbing bitch
Might go drive my car down the wrong side of a motorway to see what happens
>>224390452copeyou'll be crying yourself to sleep living on that pittance
Toilfu is such a moody bitch
what does it cost for the really posh prossies that rich people get in billionaire cities like ny dubai and singaporewouldnt shag any random munter but i should probably learnt he feel of a fanny once before i die so
>>224390468i'll release a balloon for you
>>224390476mate what do you expect me to do it's not my fault claude can do everything i used to be paid to do
>>224390488tens of thousands
>i should probably learnt he feel of a fanny once
>>224390482get her shagged
>>224390488i was on a high end escort site and bitches were charging 2000 for a chat, 4000 for blowjobs and shit. penetration was double that
>>224390456Cry about it to her directly. You won't, you can't talk to women.
>>224390498im a dementor i feed off negative energy
>>224390499doable for a bucket list item tbf
>>224390191fucking cunt posting this from reddit want to punch you right in the face dickhead
>>224390268you have to angle it down
>>224390523hope she sees this bro maybe she'll translate her rejection into greek for you
>>224388873Kek
>>224390428the reddit and twitter reposter is one of our biggest 4chan addicts so yes his life is extremely empty
doesn't seem like you mongs are quoting the right post
i dun get it
andy burnham just banned wanking off at the sperm bank . the sperm now has to be extracted via syringe
>>224390581stop posting shit off reddit you twat
>>224390593normgroid nonsense who cares
200 for a fucking footjob
>>224390523>You won'tyou were right he started backpedalling immediately lmfaooooooooooo
might start posting /brit/ screenshots on reddit
>>224390602Holding a monthlong wankathon outside the local sperm bank to protest this. If any of them whores that did that face sitting event want to help out I'd be much obliged
>>224390619what site. i need it for my 40th
no photos of mouse in the new he`s not liking it
>>224300532>>224300532
Justcartoondicks.com
>>224390645just googled sydney high end escorts. she was grim
>>224390686Don't think I would have to wonder what she does if I saw on the street. I'd be like "oh cool, a whore"
there was a lot of simpsons porn around back in the day. sometimes even of bart and lisa
>>224390697you never go out so would never see anyone on the street
>>224390708Bart I'm piss
>>224390708youd go on websites hoping to look at sexy japanese cartoon pictures and get bombarded with that shit instead
>>224390708¡Ay, caramba!
>>224390715she's not gonna shag you pissboy
>>224390656is it really him
>>224390708i wanked to that one with hugo in the orgy so many times
>>224390779he's not pissboy lmao
new>>224390795>>224390795>>224390795
>>224390708my most shameful wank closely followed by pic related
