>>224392561POV: you're a Zieldy post getting reported
Remember last year when you were thinking about duh BBC getting da white woman pregnant in Cornwall? I remember You're subhuman for that and what you thought this year
>>224390795Guys this is mousey! This is totally mousey, HE made this thread because HE'S THE PETER POSTER! YOU SEE?
>>224392561genuinely disgusting looking subhuman, want it strapped to a chair and euthanised
>>224392612GUYS THIS IS MOUSEY POSTING! LOOK LOOK! HE MADE THIS POST >>224392636Failed artistCaptive audienceNo soul
>>224392561king of the smelly neets. smokes indoors too. what a mess
>failed artistktim
>>224392646Right because evil right yeah
what the fuck have you lot been doing this morningwhy is the thread so weird
posted in the old lol
>Tiger Trap>Kitty Craft>Swirlieszesty ahh mfer
bought a new water bottle
>>224392678which one
>>224392676R9K mad because Zieldy not allowed and the parasite isn't getting attention and has to latch on, a lot like the troon come to think of it
What's going on here
>>224392683which one
really though how is that peter and homer porn still up
>>224392561>>224392646>>224392655How does it feel that he invents all the Brit gimmicks that go on, or gets replies, while you try, and don't?
Got k pop demon hunters songs stuck in my head again
just arrived in Carlisle, what do I do>inb4 leave
Lesbians will listen to the most emotional and soft music only to be the most grotesque looking and spirited creatures in person
keep getting spam calls
>>224392724dont think hes done that at all actually
Where’s uncle basheer
>>224392744you cant inb4 your own post you stupid newcunt
adding a "chad on board" sticker to my car
>>224392755pretending to be o2? i get those a lot
>>224392779No they just hang up after a few seconds. They must want you to call back. I checked the number on reverse phone lookup and it has hundreds of reports
nowt to do at toil today
>>224392724bradleys, poo scream, seaside mark, get the xx done and Sir x starmer posts are gimmicks.you're a maladjusted little autist desperate for connection screaming as loudly as he can in the corner while people concerningly glare at you, dont think you ever get any actual you's on your ''gimmicks'
What do lesbians listen to?
>>224392763/cum/
>>224392813IS THAT NORAFAWN
>>224392779>>224392804i like the fake 3 ones telling me they can get a discount on my contract (i'm on pay as you go)
Mousey is a dull parasite
>>224392724
>>224392818florence and the machine
can i ask for advice pls i have no friends to ask
Remember to not say anything to spam callers as they will be recording your voice to feed it to AI to call other people with your voice to say "hello? Helloooo?"
>>224392842damn...
>>224392854better be something not easily Googled
Red House Painters can be read in different ways: red / house / painters, where each word stands alone as an image; red house / painters, meaning painters connected to a red house; red / house painters, meaning “red” describes the house painters; or red house painters, meaning people who paint houses red. The ambiguity makes the name feel open to different interpretations.
>>224392830yeh
>>224392854I am your friend now
>>224392836Why don't you go sit in an empty room on a chair with nothing and entertain 20 people >>224392868She's PERFECT omd
>>224392857
>>224392867It was taken at the time to be a reference to a woman on her period You'd say 'she's got the painters in'
>>224392842AI won't edit mousey pictures to have these eyebrows
clean your tongue mate, thats vile
>>224392818Fiona Apple
>>224392928He really is just a desperate attention-seeker. A completely worthless parasite.
Love hearing a norf accent in song mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jmlWcItwxc
>>224392928Resident Evil: Cardiff Incident
>>224392744Go to the bridge and jump in the eden.Maybe stop by the uni and look at some of the work I did a few years ago.
>>2243929440 replies
Ok I will clean it! (Assuming you are a girl)
Thinking about how posts can stand on their own feet, i.e. "Mousey is a worthless parasite" having no argument because he is worthless (in the bad way) and he is a parasite
>>224392959need north culture to make a big revival and new castle to be capital of britainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtHyFB_DuiM
>>224392779got one of those just now, they hung up because I took too long to respond while I looked up the numbers
mouse has yet to do anything to push him to the levels of your Amers
can't stop watching those mike adriano videos where he eats girls arses for like 20 minutes
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788346445585274.jpgThey're all so fitGo get hapas pregnant so we can have Britain with more eyes like this
>>224393113wrong perspectivemouse is the synthesis of brit freaks and brit normoidshe's the new normal
>>224393113There was a sad moment in the stream, before he started spinning around in his chair like a toddler, where he said he looked up to Poleaboo and wished he got to know him better. All the hope drained from his eyes.
blocked them and got another call, this scammer lady's getting desperate
>>224393158where are they getting all our numbers from
"normie" is the nicest thing Brit has said about me Ofc r9k parasites have to latch and make it about those freaks
awwwwww see he cares what people online say about him so keep the abuse up
thought son the last 10 years?
Getting the phone charged to no-headphone ASMR the small channel fit brown hair girl
>>224393219I've died and gone to hell
ultra high powered globalist direct energy laser beam weapons microwaving my tiny phimo willy and bollocks out of existence as we speak
>>224392603
mad how much money she could have saved on toilet paper if she lived with me
who's zieldy
Protesting George Floyd
>>224392928Kissable
Picky eggs for lunch
>>224393241>BoobaNice. Finally W
>>224393242the green nintendo sword twink
Going to the shop to buy juice but I'll need to walk because of the roadworks
these trans folk straight up fucked in they head
Jordan Pickybitsford
>>224393215Stfu parasite no one cares. Your feelings don't matter
>>224393278 the reason i like trannies is that the only have an arsehole which they pretend is their pussy so you can rim them all you wantwith women they prefer you lick their pussy and some don't like you tonguing their arse
business idea: gym in the baltics called liftuania
>>224393297Didn't fucking ask
lot of pathetic cunts in today
>>224393326*runs away crying*
>>224393326yeah you
>>224393248Pls ..>>224393345Are you A Girl ..
>>224393248Sort it out. You shouldn't be kissing that
where do the evil mousenonce photos come from
all carbs are bread
>>224393379190 hacked his phone
>>224393100Well saidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkvoU8X35Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yc7oLwOrrY
>>224393352Yep we're included
Please be nice to me as I am very sensitive and bad words hurt me deeply
>>224393404is this from 1995
>>224393430Kisses you
>>224393434we had them in sixth form so about 2008 I'd guess
autismo
Afternoon gays
>>224393404mousey licking his lips
man how you can defy visa rules and emigrate anywhere in the world and as long as you keep your head down you they'll never get you for it
>>224393459>But this is NOT for avatar flag discord cliques to post on 4chan instead of their rooms for some reason
>>224393480milo tried that, they caught him in the end
>>224393379The attention-loather did a 3 hour 35 minute stream on twitch.tv then spammed the link for hours on end but he hates attention ok
>>224393494didnt keep his head down did he
>>224393491You'll never believe this
No one cares
a man with a severe gluten intolerance died due to a loathe of bread
>>224393513yes he did he was very quiet you never heard anything about him
>>224393532Good post
>>224393545mouse-like in his aversion to any form of attention
Gonna have a post wank shower while all the smegma cheese juices are fluid and can go. I didn't shower last night you see
>>224393259what is this?
>>224393610mice on sticks
More boats arriving every day. Grime is played everywhere amongst the city crowd. American Country music is dominating. Folk is never coming back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_liRz8LJ90
Bought a Kyogre shell to match my very cool Groudon GBA SP
>>224393626Politics belongs on pol. >>>/Pol/
>>224393545it means dont break the law in any other way
>>224393503link to its stream
>>224393626american country originates from english folk
Been using extraflags an avatar me
Strewth, some kiwi lad is having the night of his life
>>224393656https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2860855425
>>224393621
>>224393684HOLY GRIM
>>224393668I use it so I can filter that nigga that spams trannies and popstars
might cop these
>>224393694You mean Cornwall
noo don't post it he hates it when it's posted nooooo
>>224393666It's not the same though is it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwThuMZ80RA
>>224393684Cutie
still get a sore tinge in my bollock every now and then. reckon the infection i had there left permanent scarring
walton goggins
>>224393707Yeah him
>>224393610something like this
>>224393404CWLTSHC
>>224393698are you a character from a 50s sci fi show set in 2025
>>224393698fire bro mite cop a pair of xt4s
>>224393734Cannot give my opinion as he'll throw a tantrum later but I think you did the right thing and I would if I could
Didn't got juice Got biscuits instead Finna make some tuna melts
you'll cop nothing
>>224393684genuinely like a horror filmlike feel existential sense of dread watching some of this
>>224393763I just put 4chan.org##.postContainer:has(img[src*="Cornwall"])in my uBlock filtersnot pretty because it doesn't hide replies but at least I don't have to see men in dresses and 9000000000 pictures of ariana grande's disgusting boney body
going to get some lunch going
using photon to spice things up a bit
>>224393800CheersPopped it inHopefully it works
I consider you my friends and I stream so you can have contact with me and ask me questions I would never take that away from you
>>224393738that was my assumption >>224393847>noooo don't take pictures of my naked ass that I decided to show to everyone
>>224393862thank you for being a friend
you now remember Billy Connollyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti2bN-ATkSQ
Was just thinking how sad it was that Dolly Parton's died and how good of a song Before He Cheats is but that's not even her song so now I'm not too worriedJolene is probably the only song that is actually hers that I like.
*in the style of jolene*poo screampoo screampoo screampoo scream
>>224393884Don't care
>>224393862Thanks mate
>>224393900roar
is it really noncery if they are above the legal age of consent, 16 in the UK?
>>224393900black nigger 9/11 roar
*in the style of jolene*KAHTEEMKAHTEEMKAHTEEMKAHTEEM
>>224393900hooting>>224393915ye i think sometimes
>>224393915still in school is a bit noncey
https://youtube.com/shorts/hBLVz1AUveQ?is=3KOra8YvVT47aCiw
every so called decent person's response to the jason arday story has been a moral cop out : no one looks good here let's not talk about againif they were actually good people their reply would be something like the guys fawks strategy . send out one of those IRA warnings to evacuate cambridge university and the offices of the telegraph then blow the buildings up to send a message because these institutions are good for nothing and need to remade
Fucking hate how we treat Israel, wish we just had normal friendly relations with them but our brown leftist government is determined to make them an enemy
i have it on good authority that rorke is in cahoots with leftypol to divide and conquer the masses
>>224393934what about sixth form?
>>224393958me? dont give a shit
I FUCKING LOVE GINGER WOMEN
This is the people saying things like >>224393792>>224393693
>>224393974that's still school
ever consider yourself an outsider but fucking hate how most other outcasts and outsiders are as people so you have to remove yourself from those too?
get anxiety every time i take a day off toil because it means someone else is overseeing my work and they might figure out how badly im doing itthis is why people are workaholics. they're actually all slacking off at work
>>224393998He'll make a lovely stew
>>224393988This is a REALLY good photo of him
Pretty sure that's a child
>>224393992
>>224393988hate this fat dirty dossing cunt and the pathetic runts that idolise himwould love to line them all up and gun them down with a call of duty black ops death machine
feet fucking STINK
>>224393983why do womens underwears go right up their arse crack but mens doesnt
>>224394030me walking through the maternity ward giving diagnoses
>>224394030it's obviously a cat are you blind?
>>224394054Right well they're who's talking shit about mousey
what's the point in playing an Eminem song on the radio if they're just going to censor half the words
>>224394131nigga got the radio on
>>224394131who's playing eminem on the radio 2026?
>>224393900lmao
>>224394131use https://www.radiocentre.org/contact/ next time
yo jimmy hit me with that triple h
we need a big family photo of tim, mark, mousey, amer, tilde. anyone else? get Ai to do it somehow
>>224394146>>224394152was playing over the gym radio but half of it was censored >>224394167thanks!
>>224393957>>224393958don't post all at the same time officers
4 (you)s nowwonder if the joleneposter feels guilty for stealing now
>>224394167good post
>>224394167just sent that post to radiocentre and i suggest you all do the same. lets fix this
le tell them not us is just as shit as le blog on
Tuna melts are currently melting Lunchtoil imminent
>>224394213melty
Glastonbury has a crime rate of 3.16 per 10,000Notting Hill Carnival 3.76 per 10,000__ 636 arrests of 2,000,000 people. Which is 0.032%Rorke wont like this!
>>224394210that was an effortpost i had to actually find out who would be the best people to ask that question toblog on is a canned reply, the two cannot be compared
>>224394222
Diego and his anti-blogging stance has ruined any chance of candid conversation in /brit/ without it being reduced to gimmicks
>>224394131I liked the hard core rap playlist I heard at work that had nothing censored except that one line from X Gon' Give it to Ya
>>224394271why do they always look like they're playing dress up
>>224394271st anns square manchesteri got shat on by a pigeon while sitting on that very bench a month or so ago
>>224394277you WILL debate theology and post gay pop lyrics
would you have a taste?
>>224394238have the police found guns at glastonbury? how many stabbings and rapes?
>>224394322now compare murder rates
>>224394294done you
>>224394318of her pussy? yeh
Leftypol defending just stop oil on r/london
swear ive never even noticed half the posts you guys talk about here. it's all diego and mousey with you but all i see are people talking about them never once have i even glanced at a mousefreak post or a diego god argument
https://youtube.com/shorts/XTNcXGgg3oo?is=_xD4OEFukAbOOh7n>Daaad go to America so you can have me Ok I will visit the USA!
>>224394344Well you wouldn't usually notice Diego because he only posts on a Friday
would you be a cumslut if you were a female?
>>224394344there's a handful of boring freaks absolutely obsessed with ancient /brit/ celebrities
Was in London the weekend. Reckon every third person there is a Muslim. It's actually jarring.
>black woman walks out, followed by rorke 5 minutes later who winks at the camera
>>224394369quite chaste but freaky with anyone who became my bf. same as i am now except id never be a virgin because women are passive in relationships and can just wait for stuff to happen to them
what ALovelyhorse .. !!
>>224394414I want to have sex with the woman instead ok
My work permit has been approved I'm one step closer to leaving this third world shit hole
>>224394374me in the former not the latter
would anyone like a chocolate finger
>>224394369Did you make this post because yesterday I was thinking I'm a cumslut
>>224394432Now to find an employer desperate to hire a boring incel. Good luck you brown cunt!
>>224394444Check em!!!
>>224394414you could live between her cheeks
do guys actually like eating pussy? whenever Ive asked my boyfriends to do it they havent been very enthusiastic =/
making a prison drilling company called boring in cells ltd
>>224394334
>BREAKING: UK 10-year gilt yields have hit 5.29%, breaking yesterday's record and setting a new post-2008 financial crises high for the second day in a rowlmao normies have no idea how fucked things truly are
rorke: zeidy:mn:marktim:sacked tranny:leftypol: LADY running down to the riptide
Mouse x Balenciaga dropping this autumn
>>224394405scr had almost the exact same fantasies
>>224394505will this impact be felt in my smelly childhood bedroom as an unemployed 30 year old man?
>>224394474Yeah a lot actually
>>224394505>breaks record high>bad
>>224394444You have to have a job to get a work permit (in the country I'm going to) moron
beef welly for tea
>>224394444ooooof he got done in4 4s on 4chit's OVER
fuck me chicken salt is good
>>224394531cows don't wear wellies
>>224394362good post
very tired and can't wait to go home
>>224394505what does this mean?
I post all day everyday on /brit/ and have never heard of Mousey wtf
>>224394612yeah he was being disingenuous
right well that's my GP contacted about my depression
>>224394528see i'd assume you're trolling but brit posters are so stupid i shall briefly explain for anyone elsegilts are government issued bonds that promise to pay after a certain period of time, 10 years in this case, that money back with a certain yield. Now, a country (and its bank) is theoretically the safest possible asset you can invest in, as for your investment to fail, the country would have to essentially collapse in 10 years, or at minimum would be unable to fully payback all of it debts such as the one made to you. Therefore, countries with higher yields are riskier investments and therefore need to offer a better return than countries with lower yields. Basically, the higher the yield the less posistive the outlook for that country's stability and economy is.
>>224392538Don't really feel at ease knowing the UK is still to this day exercising imperialism and taking land from our argentinian brothers
>>224394633actually baited into an essay LOL
>>224394604UK is having to borrow money at a high rate, liz truss was kicked out when it reached 4%
>>224394632he'll do fuck all
when mousey was asked to show around his house he said>i would show you but i don't have curtainswas he avoid dox? and how does he own a whole house to himself on pip?
>>224394604see >>224394633
>>224394640the only just thing is for anyone without native blood to leave south america in its entirety, and leave the falkland islands to its native inhabitants
>>224394657mad how you mentally ill people just look weird, almost like the universe does it to keep us away from them
>>224394657I'm not on PIP I work as at the cemetery for £17/hour can easily afford a 2 bed terraced house here in the north.
why is Toby so based
>>224394633>Now, a country (and its bank) is theoretically the safest possible asset you can invest in, as for your investment to fail, the country would have to essentially collapse in 10 yearsyou know shit. do you even understand index funds?
>>224394657genuinely looks like der coomer but with hairit's uncanny
>>224394704>gilt =/= index fund
>>224394719i know you fucking mong. "theoretically the safest possible asset you can invest in" is the most retarded thing i've ever heard and was directly contradicted by LITERALLY the rest of your paragraphand you have the audacity to say "brit posters are so stupid i shall briefly explain for anyone else"
>>224394716kek he really does
"the safest investment is to invest in yourself" - seasideMARK
safest investment is toilet paper
2 scoops of Huel and 500ml diet coke sizzling away in the air frier
>>224394762*tans 8 pints*
mid way through my week off and I HAVE DONE NOTHINGi need help to think of things to do
>>224394790write us an essay about how changes to the perceived risk of index funds can affect bond prices
>>224394790on my last day of my week off and i've done nothing
seasideMARK spam = Sacked Tranny is home and about to put the name on
just had an irl melty about work can't go on like this
what i could do is drive down to argos to buy something maybegod im such a boring fucking bastard
>>224394790I've been "off work" for 17 years and have done nothing
>>224394842what happened
>>224394790>>224394828my first day of 11 off. slept in, wanked, watched some youtube, and now cooking a bacon butty. might go the vape shop after.
>>224394736>nooo index funds are safer because they include gilts alongside other assetsnice one mate >>224394790think about how many posts you made on brit tho!
>>224394835Um... we call her Employed Woman now xx
Sir Aussie Salt
>>224394871first day is fine, thats a freebieday to relax and think about a plan
>>224394859was just driving home and starting talking to myself about how shit work is at the minute and then that turned into a 30 minute rant to myself about how the whole system is broken and i need to get out of there before it all collapses
empowering women by embracing my pathetic make life, i'm a disgusting littlechud and i deserve to be punished
>>224394908i do this too. i threaten to change jobs and move to another country but i'll do nothing. just waiting for the collapse like a slug man
>>224394952i did apply for a new job yesterday but 2bh it was more of a cathartic exercise than me actually thinking i'll get it
>>224394917same.im empowering women by accepting that im a low value male who should never be with any of them
>>224394985>>224394985>>224394985
listening to the old testament
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