>>224396689
Mid-xican edition

Man I wish my grandpa left me a small fortune

Smug pug

>>224396743

Is this all there is?

>>224396800
yes

holy shit, neighbors house is on fire, 2 streets away
police, fire dept are there, and they had to call more from another town

huge black smoke cloud

Did the weed whacking now time for a shower

hello

>>224396800
No there's a little more later

>>224396800
This is what its all about though

woke up at 10:30 am award

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covfefe time is now

Personally I'm gonna be mad if I die and there's some kind of afterlife.
I'm sick of existing, let me off this ride

There are other worlds, but we're not built to access them. Like we touch the fringes of these worlds when we do stuff like LSD and shrooms, but we're not compatible with how those worlds are composed. We weren't meant to live there, like a fish out of water

>>224396947
*reincarnates you as a coral that lives 10,000 years*

>>224397025
He's not gonna remember it bro
How about a quadrapelegic chinese child

>>224396999
Type of shit i say to impress the healing crystal girl with drug addictions in university so she lets me score

I'm absolutely obsessed with P. J. Haverstock

>>224397084
Who is that

>>224396935
lol

>>224397084
Extremely grim

Walmart keeps sending me these fucking surveys after I shop there.
They say "chance to win $1,000" so I did them a few times but this is getting ridiculous.
I haven't even won once.

How expensive is a gf?
t. never had one

>>224397147
Heckin evil chungus

>>224397157
Depends on the model

getting tired of endless hedonism

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my last irl gf was 20 years ago

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Mexican politics is so backward people are saying "we kicked the old party out of power", but the new one is made up of all the people from the old party, just under a different name, and including narcos too.

>>224396743
I use to just jerk off to girls gone wild infomercials or the porn channels audio with scrambled visuals

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I've never had a girlfriend

>>224397240
same or midnight cable porn

>>224397240
Sovlfvl coomer unc

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>>224396850
>neighbors house
>2 streets away

>>224397240
I used to jerk off to the women's section of the Sears catalog

>>224397240
I used to jerk off to American Dad/Family guy episodes that had Lois or Francine in bikinis

>>224397251
oh yeah I think it was called E! had a bunch of racey shit id jerk off to sometimes

>>224397157
if you're really good looking they pay you.

>Hasan fan is now the most wanted person in America for being a cop killer
Lmao

>>224397289
Did you ever watch the soup on E

I wonder if my health insurance would pay for a bidet if I sent them a picture of my pepetually bleeding asshole.

>>224397189
Nihilistic hedonism or a juvenile oppositional defiant disorder worldview, take your pick

>>224397249
im a wizard

>>224397210
She looks like a cat

>>224397289
playboy tv

>>224397301
Explain

>>224397303
yes but im guessing it was purely because I was hoping they would show women in bikinis

>>224397301
Left has gotten exponentially more violent in the last 5 years but it's not expedient to mention this. My favourite was the looneytroon terror cult that has killed multiple people including a federal agent.

>women in bikinis
Hot men lovers driving Lamborghinis
JEALOUS
Cuz I'm out gettin mine
Shay with the gauge and Vanilla with the 9

ngl internet porn should probably be eradicated completely

>>224397339
Oh fuck I forgot about the playboy show on E I remember getting caught watching it when I was a kid lol

>>224397340
Guy ended up shooting State Police because he thought they were ice. Turns out he has a tweet that says "Hassan please send me guns arm the proletariat"

>>224397386
Think about it.
It used to take effort to obtain porn and you had to tank a fair bit of shame, but now any half wit with an Internet connection can access endless hours of the most depraved filth imaginable

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https://youtu.be/GFJCrnxp0sM

This is millennials were jerking off to while zoomers were still little sperms swimming in their dads ballsacks

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American Dad should have an Evangelion special in the way that Family Guy had a Star Wars special.

>>224397386
I agree

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>>224397470
a special for a series 99% of americans know nothing about

I've watched the degredation of society in real time over several decades.
Most young people have no scope to realize just how horrible things have gotten.

>>224397416
the sex was simulated but some bjs and hjs weren't

>>224397505
you and everybody born before 9/11 buddy
you aint special

>>224397505
#JustGenXThings

>>224397505
>Most young people have no scope to realize just how horrible things have gotten.
That's intentional

>>224397437
Grandpa is thinking about sperm again

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I don't give a damn if the world ends, it was never good for me to begin with

>>224397585
do you not see the irony of posting this in a thread named /cum/

>>224397505
most young people are brown, so a brown society is no problem for them

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Pre 9-11 is "The before-time The long long ago"

>>224397614
Gagh. It sickens me so

>>224397614
This is also intentional, no matter how bad things get here compared with the past it's always an improvement for the browns coming here.

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everything is intentional

>>224397784
Leftoids looked at this and their only analysis was that Epstein is behind the mysterious hacker known as 4chan and created /pol/ o algo

I'm a philosemite, but I don't like the Israeli government.

>>224397812
>created /pol/
Well, /pol/ has been a pro-Israel board lately, so I guess so, lol

>>224397848
>pol/ has been a pro-Israel board lately
wtf since when

Peenarlund

>>224397848
Yesterday in this very general an anon said /pol/ is now a pro-palestine pro-muslim board lol

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>>224397812
Epstein created 4channel and jizzlane created reddit
simple as

>>224397861
In his mind

I created Myspace but then the Jews got involved so I destroyed it

/pol/ is cancerous growth on this website, and it's infected every other board.

The real shocking thing about the epstein case is that even people who are at the absolute top of the shadow hierarchy are completely addicted to social media like 4chan and reddit. I mean it made sense for celebrities because it was a form of marketing their brand but maxwell and epstein were posting and browsing seemingly every day anonymously

>>224397812
INTERNET
HATE
MACHINE
https://youtu.be/DNO6G4ApJQY?si=2csRgzs7q0MeCp-W

>>224397954
LMFAO
Boy that takes me back. The exploding van still gets me omfg

>>224397938
The modern internet is fucking everyone's brain. It's tough because the internet is an extremely useful tool, but using it strictly for productive ends without indulging in the algorithmic brainrot remains difficult for basically everyone

>>224397954
I miss the old 4chan counterstrike servers where they would spam bought a dog over and over constantly

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Sad how companies are collectively being run into the ground by boomers and Gen X retards right now. They decimated the economy and the country and soon a ton of major employers will start to falter. They've put all their eggs in one basket with AI and digitization of work, assuming some magical outcome will solve the problems of shortstaffing, overwork, and high turnover.

In 10 years when shit royally hits the fan all these toads will be retired, it'll be millennials and zoomers left holding the bag of shit and likely losing their jobs when they're 35-50 years old.

coffee time!

>>224398066
fud spreading pussy liberal

>>224397870
Both can be true at the same time

>>224398066
Nobody is surviving the Competency crisis unscathed. If it's any consolation the boomers will be getting abused by the migrant nurses and caregivers they imported until they gracelessly expire.

>>224397870
a lot of inorganic shills posting pro israel content on the /pol/, and then theres a huge wave of contrarian retards who make inflammatory posts just to upset others.

t contrarian retard who makes inflammatory posts just to upset others

>>224398015
I remember that

>>224398139
>contrarian retards who make inflammatory posts just to upset others.
This is what 4chan is all about

>>224398201
No it isn't you fucking newfag
Go the fuck back to Redit tranny

>guy named Taco in the NBA
>He's not mexican
Wtf

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cleaned the toilet, bros

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42 is the new 35

>>224398245
Very meta, nicely done

>>224398278
30 is the new 60

>>224398201
i only do that on /pol/ though with my favorite shitpost being
>jeet means victory

>>224398278
Type of thing FK would post (he's 42)

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Something I've never understood about /pol/ is that a lot of people there want a dictator in their countries, do they really want some guy to be able to literally break into their homes, kill their families, and rape them with impunity just because he's the supreme leader or some bullshit like that?

*M1 Garand ping*

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>>224398291
minecraft, now THERE was a game! they just dont make em like they used to.

>>224398316
they're mentally ill

>>224398296
>>jeet means victory
>Yeah that's why we call you poopjeets
Been getting a lot of traction with that one

Pros and cons of becoming an alcoholic?

>>224398316
senator armstrong would never do that (unless they deserved it)

>>224398316
>guy to be able to literally break into their homes, kill their families, and rape them with impunity
You already have this already with cartels

>>224398121
It's not a comfort to know that their aged state will be yet another justification to crank up the importation of thirdies. It will be interesting to see how many opt for MAID in their later years though.

Wild to think we're sitting here chatting about this and yet a decade from now there's a good chance I'll be huddled under an overpass dodging mortar fire with a rifle as some chink conscript tries to flank me.

>>224398338
*blasts ur head off with an m14*

28 is the new 27

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>>224398381
Yes, but I'm not hoping it happens because I don't think it would happen to me

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apparently getting drunk sort of sheds the autism, but i don't know, i always got drunk alone in my apartment

>>224398389
>I'll be huddled under an overpass dodging mortar fire with a rifle as some chink conscript tries to flank me.
LMAO

>>224398389
China won't be invading anyone they have dire demographics like the West, and arguably worse in some ways lol
If anything it's just going to be a poo systems collapse here

War is gay. My proof? The videos of Russian soldiers raping men.

>>224396689
I talked to religious leaders yesterday the imam kind of pissed me off he is fucking Egyptian

>You Allah hasn't given you blessings?
>You can walk and you have 2 arms
>You have food and water to consume
>You aren't as dumb as you think you are
>You are 23 you could spend a decade in a hole doing nothing and still he young
>Being autistic means nothing
>Why do you think Allah hasn't blessed you
>Here take this book and read it come back or call me
>Don't kill yourself friend

>>224398427
Not all Mexicans can say this thoughbeit some of you niBBas love narcos

people severely over estimate literally every other countries ability to project power like the USA does

>>224398536
China doesn't even have a fully capable blue water navy yet

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>>224398522
Yeah, and those people are really stupid. Funnily enough, the states that have been most screwed over by the drug trade are the ones where narco music is really popular, lol.

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Saw some schizoscrawlings on my incelstroll

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>>224398536
Yep, just like those stupid people who think that if you attack us, Russia will save us.

>>224398536
Logistics are the most important part of war but nobody cares about that boring detail stuff.

>>224398569
Fuck my ass

>>224397611
What's the correlation? This thread is about Canada USA and Mexico

>>224398494
This type of post should t be coming from an American flag.
What the fuck is going on.

Dyson has released a $499 AI toothbrush with a camera so you can see your teeth and gums as you brush.

Is /cum/ copping or nah??? #Dyson

Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics

why hasnt allah blessed me though?

>>224398644
For the same reason Zeus and Ra haven't. They're not real.

amateurs study logistics. professionals get shitfaced and then beat the fuck out of debra.

>>224398630
I was bored and went to a mosque and asked the imam why I shouldn't kill myself I told him that i am worthless as sand in a desert

>>224398630
I think he was whining that he wants to an hero but first he called a bunch of religious figures nearby him to hear their opinions and got mad at the mahometan attitude

>>224398579
We’d win the second the CIA tells their cartel underlings to turn on the Mexican government

Jesus blessed me, I'd recommend Him to anyone

ra's curse upon you, nonbeliever scum!

When I become a celebrity I'll make sure to thank all of you except Zoom Zoom.

haven't showered since two days

>>224398720
The reason why paganism got mogged by pretty much every other religion is precisely because they don't have this attitude towards most non-believers

>>224398750
Take a shower you nasty showerlet

>>224398720
BY THE POWER OF RA


https://youtu.be/nplC-wGHXx8?si=dSCmlVHCZgq_o2NZ

Cyclists look so fucking gay in their outfits

>>224398761
>because they don't have this attitude towards most non-believers
That's highly untrue the Greeks, Romans and Egyptians forced their colonies to follow their religion

>egypt
>Colonies

Huboy

>>224398780
my city doesnt have the gay outfit cyclists we have the retarded drug addict and child cyclists who completely ignore all laws and cars and will just drive through a busy intersection without checking if a car is coming and wear all dark with no lights or reflectors at night
a kid died last night from it

>>224398789
Their colonies consisted of their own people not foreigners with different religions albeit. In general they would let local traditions and paganism continue as long as they acknowledged the Emperor or Pharaoh

>>224398763
i really need to shower.

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Well maybe if those libtarded millennials in Logan square let the fuggin police oh I don't know destroy their camps this wouldn't be happening

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My man Bhutan

>>224398855
Explain the Romans persecuting Christians and Jews....

>>224398884
That:
Racist
Fascist
Mean
or something

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always amusing seeing a grown man, usually some sort of urbanoid, riding a small bike, like a mongoose, pedaling with their knees to their chest

>>224398914
They wouldn't honour the Emperor, that was the whole issue

In my area I'm more afraid of the drivers than cyclists.

>>224398837
Nubia, the levant, Canaan, and Libya

a spider is more afraid of you than you are of it

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It is better to have a small brain full of wrinkles that connects one though with the other than to have a large, smooth brain filled with reddit factoid information that you are too retarded to use

One of my coworkers rides a motorcycle and says he weaves in and out of traffic to save time and I'm like good luck me quadriplegic of the future

>>224398953
The emperor was seen as a religious figure in the roman religion as a symbol of divine authority

>>224398972
Those weren't colonies, those were egypt

Ra is so powerful Egypt got BTFO by the sea people and never became a major power again

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everything would be better if everyone was buddhist, but the masses are dumb brutes

>>224398766
i need to make a /cum/ playlist

>>224399033
They were conquered territories ruled by a foreign king which is the literally definition of a colony

>>224399078
That song is such a banger

Imagine being in the club on the dance floor when the fucking beat drops

BY THE POWER OF RA

And everybody loses their fucking minds and goes nuts

>>224399000
This is an example of a small brain

>>224399120
sounds black

>>224399110
So Hawaii is an American colony?

>>224399014
Yes and you literally just had to sacrifice to him once then could worship whatever local god you wanted, that's why the monotheist position confounded them so much initially. They called them atheists because they couldn't understand why they believed in a religion but couldn't do one sacrifice, it was incomprehensible to the pagan worldview.

>>224398845
natural selection

>>224399063
>everything would be better if everyone was buddhist,
It wouldn't. Myanmar is in a civil war over religion, Cambodia was a warzone, and Thailand has a coup every other year

There are fags present who have put a penis in their mouths

>>224399140
What "sounds black"?

>>224399164
it doesnt count if its your own

>>224399159
>Myanmar is in a civil war over religion
Hating Rohingyas is based though

>>224399145
At one point yes...

why is it even called a banana republic if its not in the shape of a banana nor does it taste like a banana

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>>224399164

>>224398845
Its all different symptoms of the same retardation where you think you're special and will never fuckup and then when you fuckup you have no plans and die