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>>224396689Mid-xican edition
Man I wish my grandpa left me a small fortune
Smug pug
>>224396743
Is this all there is?
>>224396800yes
holy shit, neighbors house is on fire, 2 streets awaypolice, fire dept are there, and they had to call more from another townhuge black smoke cloud
Did the weed whacking now time for a shower
hello
>>224396800No there's a little more later
>>224396800This is what its all about though
woke up at 10:30 am award
covfefe time is now
Personally I'm gonna be mad if I die and there's some kind of afterlife. I'm sick of existing, let me off this ride
There are other worlds, but we're not built to access them. Like we touch the fringes of these worlds when we do stuff like LSD and shrooms, but we're not compatible with how those worlds are composed. We weren't meant to live there, like a fish out of water
>>224396947*reincarnates you as a coral that lives 10,000 years*
>>224397025He's not gonna remember it broHow about a quadrapelegic chinese child
>>224396999Type of shit i say to impress the healing crystal girl with drug addictions in university so she lets me score
I'm absolutely obsessed with P. J. Haverstock
>>224397084Who is that
>>224396935lol
>>224397084Extremely grim
Walmart keeps sending me these fucking surveys after I shop there. They say "chance to win $1,000" so I did them a few times but this is getting ridiculous. I haven't even won once.
How expensive is a gf?t. never had one
>>224397147Heckin evil chungus
>>224397157Depends on the model
getting tired of endless hedonism
my last irl gf was 20 years ago
Mexican politics is so backward people are saying "we kicked the old party out of power", but the new one is made up of all the people from the old party, just under a different name, and including narcos too.
>>224396743I use to just jerk off to girls gone wild infomercials or the porn channels audio with scrambled visuals
I've never had a girlfriend
>>224397240same or midnight cable porn
>>224397240Sovlfvl coomer unc
>>224396850>neighbors house>2 streets away
>>224397240I used to jerk off to the women's section of the Sears catalog
>>224397240I used to jerk off to American Dad/Family guy episodes that had Lois or Francine in bikinis
>>224397251oh yeah I think it was called E! had a bunch of racey shit id jerk off to sometimes
>>224397157if you're really good looking they pay you.
>Hasan fan is now the most wanted person in America for being a cop killerLmao
>>224397289Did you ever watch the soup on E
I wonder if my health insurance would pay for a bidet if I sent them a picture of my pepetually bleeding asshole.
>>224397189Nihilistic hedonism or a juvenile oppositional defiant disorder worldview, take your pick
>>224397249im a wizard
>>224397210She looks like a cat
>>224397289playboy tv
>>224397301Explain
>>224397303yes but im guessing it was purely because I was hoping they would show women in bikinis
>>224397301Left has gotten exponentially more violent in the last 5 years but it's not expedient to mention this. My favourite was the looneytroon terror cult that has killed multiple people including a federal agent.
>women in bikinisHot men lovers driving LamborghinisJEALOUSCuz I'm out gettin mineShay with the gauge and Vanilla with the 9
ngl internet porn should probably be eradicated completely
>>224397339Oh fuck I forgot about the playboy show on E I remember getting caught watching it when I was a kid lol
>>224397340Guy ended up shooting State Police because he thought they were ice. Turns out he has a tweet that says "Hassan please send me guns arm the proletariat"
>>224397386Think about it. It used to take effort to obtain porn and you had to tank a fair bit of shame, but now any half wit with an Internet connection can access endless hours of the most depraved filth imaginable
https://youtu.be/GFJCrnxp0sMThis is millennials were jerking off to while zoomers were still little sperms swimming in their dads ballsacks
American Dad should have an Evangelion special in the way that Family Guy had a Star Wars special.
>>224397386I agree
>>224397470a special for a series 99% of americans know nothing about
I've watched the degredation of society in real time over several decades. Most young people have no scope to realize just how horrible things have gotten.
>>224397416the sex was simulated but some bjs and hjs weren't
>>224397505you and everybody born before 9/11 buddyyou aint special
>>224397505#JustGenXThings
>>224397505>Most young people have no scope to realize just how horrible things have gotten.That's intentional
>>224397437Grandpa is thinking about sperm again
I don't give a damn if the world ends, it was never good for me to begin with
>>224397585do you not see the irony of posting this in a thread named /cum/
>>224397505most young people are brown, so a brown society is no problem for them
Pre 9-11 is "The before-time The long long ago"
>>224397614Gagh. It sickens me so
>>224397614This is also intentional, no matter how bad things get here compared with the past it's always an improvement for the browns coming here.
everything is intentional
>>224397784Leftoids looked at this and their only analysis was that Epstein is behind the mysterious hacker known as 4chan and created /pol/ o algo
I'm a philosemite, but I don't like the Israeli government.
>>224397812>created /pol/Well, /pol/ has been a pro-Israel board lately, so I guess so, lol
>>224397848>pol/ has been a pro-Israel board latelywtf since when
Peenarlund
>>224397848Yesterday in this very general an anon said /pol/ is now a pro-palestine pro-muslim board lol
>>224397812Epstein created 4channel and jizzlane created redditsimple as
>>224397861In his mind
I created Myspace but then the Jews got involved so I destroyed it
/pol/ is cancerous growth on this website, and it's infected every other board.
The real shocking thing about the epstein case is that even people who are at the absolute top of the shadow hierarchy are completely addicted to social media like 4chan and reddit. I mean it made sense for celebrities because it was a form of marketing their brand but maxwell and epstein were posting and browsing seemingly every day anonymously
>>224397812INTERNETHATEMACHINEhttps://youtu.be/DNO6G4ApJQY?si=2csRgzs7q0MeCp-W
>>224397954LMFAOBoy that takes me back. The exploding van still gets me omfg
>>224397938The modern internet is fucking everyone's brain. It's tough because the internet is an extremely useful tool, but using it strictly for productive ends without indulging in the algorithmic brainrot remains difficult for basically everyone
>>224397954I miss the old 4chan counterstrike servers where they would spam bought a dog over and over constantly
Sad how companies are collectively being run into the ground by boomers and Gen X retards right now. They decimated the economy and the country and soon a ton of major employers will start to falter. They've put all their eggs in one basket with AI and digitization of work, assuming some magical outcome will solve the problems of shortstaffing, overwork, and high turnover. In 10 years when shit royally hits the fan all these toads will be retired, it'll be millennials and zoomers left holding the bag of shit and likely losing their jobs when they're 35-50 years old.
coffee time!
>>224398066fud spreading pussy liberal
>>224397870Both can be true at the same time
>>224398066Nobody is surviving the Competency crisis unscathed. If it's any consolation the boomers will be getting abused by the migrant nurses and caregivers they imported until they gracelessly expire.
>>224397870a lot of inorganic shills posting pro israel content on the /pol/, and then theres a huge wave of contrarian retards who make inflammatory posts just to upset others. t contrarian retard who makes inflammatory posts just to upset others
>>224398015I remember that
>>224398139>contrarian retards who make inflammatory posts just to upset others.This is what 4chan is all about
>>224398201No it isn't you fucking newfag Go the fuck back to Redit tranny
>guy named Taco in the NBA>He's not mexicanWtf
cleaned the toilet, bros
42 is the new 35
>>224398245Very meta, nicely done
>>22439827830 is the new 60
>>224398201i only do that on /pol/ though with my favorite shitpost being>jeet means victory
>>224398278Type of thing FK would post (he's 42)
Something I've never understood about /pol/ is that a lot of people there want a dictator in their countries, do they really want some guy to be able to literally break into their homes, kill their families, and rape them with impunity just because he's the supreme leader or some bullshit like that?
*M1 Garand ping*
>>224398291minecraft, now THERE was a game! they just dont make em like they used to.
>>224398316they're mentally ill
>>224398296>>jeet means victory>Yeah that's why we call you poopjeetsBeen getting a lot of traction with that one
Pros and cons of becoming an alcoholic?
>>224398316senator armstrong would never do that (unless they deserved it)
>>224398316>guy to be able to literally break into their homes, kill their families, and rape them with impunityYou already have this already with cartels
>>224398121It's not a comfort to know that their aged state will be yet another justification to crank up the importation of thirdies. It will be interesting to see how many opt for MAID in their later years though. Wild to think we're sitting here chatting about this and yet a decade from now there's a good chance I'll be huddled under an overpass dodging mortar fire with a rifle as some chink conscript tries to flank me.
>>224398338*blasts ur head off with an m14*
28 is the new 27
>>224398381Yes, but I'm not hoping it happens because I don't think it would happen to me
apparently getting drunk sort of sheds the autism, but i don't know, i always got drunk alone in my apartment
>>224398389>I'll be huddled under an overpass dodging mortar fire with a rifle as some chink conscript tries to flank me.LMAO
>>224398389China won't be invading anyone they have dire demographics like the West, and arguably worse in some ways lolIf anything it's just going to be a poo systems collapse here
War is gay. My proof? The videos of Russian soldiers raping men.
>>224396689I talked to religious leaders yesterday the imam kind of pissed me off he is fucking Egyptian >You Allah hasn't given you blessings?>You can walk and you have 2 arms >You have food and water to consume >You aren't as dumb as you think you are >You are 23 you could spend a decade in a hole doing nothing and still he young >Being autistic means nothing>Why do you think Allah hasn't blessed you >Here take this book and read it come back or call me >Don't kill yourself friend
>>224398427Not all Mexicans can say this thoughbeit some of you niBBas love narcos
people severely over estimate literally every other countries ability to project power like the USA does
>>224398536China doesn't even have a fully capable blue water navy yet
>>224398522Yeah, and those people are really stupid. Funnily enough, the states that have been most screwed over by the drug trade are the ones where narco music is really popular, lol.
Saw some schizoscrawlings on my incelstroll
>>224398536Yep, just like those stupid people who think that if you attack us, Russia will save us.
>>224398536Logistics are the most important part of war but nobody cares about that boring detail stuff.
>>224398569Fuck my ass
>>224397611What's the correlation? This thread is about Canada USA and Mexico
>>224398494This type of post should t be coming from an American flag. What the fuck is going on.
Dyson has released a $499 AI toothbrush with a camera so you can see your teeth and gums as you brush.Is /cum/ copping or nah??? #Dyson
Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics
why hasnt allah blessed me though?
>>224398644For the same reason Zeus and Ra haven't. They're not real.
amateurs study logistics. professionals get shitfaced and then beat the fuck out of debra.
>>224398630I was bored and went to a mosque and asked the imam why I shouldn't kill myself I told him that i am worthless as sand in a desert
>>224398630I think he was whining that he wants to an hero but first he called a bunch of religious figures nearby him to hear their opinions and got mad at the mahometan attitude
>>224398579We’d win the second the CIA tells their cartel underlings to turn on the Mexican government
Jesus blessed me, I'd recommend Him to anyone
ra's curse upon you, nonbeliever scum!
When I become a celebrity I'll make sure to thank all of you except Zoom Zoom.
haven't showered since two days
>>224398720The reason why paganism got mogged by pretty much every other religion is precisely because they don't have this attitude towards most non-believers
>>224398750Take a shower you nasty showerlet
>>224398720BY THE POWER OF RAhttps://youtu.be/nplC-wGHXx8?si=dSCmlVHCZgq_o2NZ
Cyclists look so fucking gay in their outfits
>>224398761>because they don't have this attitude towards most non-believersThat's highly untrue the Greeks, Romans and Egyptians forced their colonies to follow their religion
>egypt>ColoniesHuboy
>>224398780my city doesnt have the gay outfit cyclists we have the retarded drug addict and child cyclists who completely ignore all laws and cars and will just drive through a busy intersection without checking if a car is coming and wear all dark with no lights or reflectors at nighta kid died last night from it
>>224398789Their colonies consisted of their own people not foreigners with different religions albeit. In general they would let local traditions and paganism continue as long as they acknowledged the Emperor or Pharaoh
>>224398763i really need to shower.
Well maybe if those libtarded millennials in Logan square let the fuggin police oh I don't know destroy their camps this wouldn't be happening
My man Bhutan
>>224398855Explain the Romans persecuting Christians and Jews....
>>224398884That:RacistFascistMeanor something
always amusing seeing a grown man, usually some sort of urbanoid, riding a small bike, like a mongoose, pedaling with their knees to their chest
>>224398914They wouldn't honour the Emperor, that was the whole issue
In my area I'm more afraid of the drivers than cyclists.
>>224398837Nubia, the levant, Canaan, and Libya
a spider is more afraid of you than you are of it
It is better to have a small brain full of wrinkles that connects one though with the other than to have a large, smooth brain filled with reddit factoid information that you are too retarded to use
One of my coworkers rides a motorcycle and says he weaves in and out of traffic to save time and I'm like good luck me quadriplegic of the future
>>224398953The emperor was seen as a religious figure in the roman religion as a symbol of divine authority
>>224398972Those weren't colonies, those were egypt
Ra is so powerful Egypt got BTFO by the sea people and never became a major power again
everything would be better if everyone was buddhist, but the masses are dumb brutes
>>224398766i need to make a /cum/ playlist
>>224399033They were conquered territories ruled by a foreign king which is the literally definition of a colony
>>224399078That song is such a bangerImagine being in the club on the dance floor when the fucking beat dropsBY THE POWER OF RAAnd everybody loses their fucking minds and goes nuts
>>224399000This is an example of a small brain
>>224399120sounds black
>>224399110So Hawaii is an American colony?
>>224399014Yes and you literally just had to sacrifice to him once then could worship whatever local god you wanted, that's why the monotheist position confounded them so much initially. They called them atheists because they couldn't understand why they believed in a religion but couldn't do one sacrifice, it was incomprehensible to the pagan worldview.
>>224398845natural selection
>>224399063>everything would be better if everyone was buddhist, It wouldn't. Myanmar is in a civil war over religion, Cambodia was a warzone, and Thailand has a coup every other year
There are fags present who have put a penis in their mouths
>>224399140What "sounds black"?
>>224399164it doesnt count if its your own
>>224399159>Myanmar is in a civil war over religionHating Rohingyas is based though
>>224399145At one point yes...
why is it even called a banana republic if its not in the shape of a banana nor does it taste like a banana
>>224399164
>>224398845Its all different symptoms of the same retardation where you think you're special and will never fuckup and then when you fuckup you have no plans and die
>>224399191because they were selling bananas
>>224398845My city has both. The gay outfit ones aren't that bad cause some are hot girls. The latter is is so much worse. I wish they wouldn't ride on the sidewalk so much. Usually on some ebike or scooter and they don't say anything when passing from behind. Too many have come way too close to hitting me. There is situations where riding on the sidewalk is understandable but it's never the case when they almost hit me.
i ride my bike on the sidewalk
>>224399191Funnily enough the term comes from Chiquita banana who controlled the country of Honduras or some shit. Basically their farms there were profitable so they bribed all the politicians and basically built the infrastructure there
Is it true that obtaining guns in USA is very easy?
The funniest thing happened I heard two Latinx arguing, one was some kinda south american the other looked like he was part black but he was from the Caribbean and the south american got tired of arguing and said "shut up you fuckin.... Banana theif" And I laughed because he looked like the type of guy to steal bananas and that seems like something that happens in the carribbean
>>224399257
>>224397505NonsenseLiterally every person who has even a passing interest in history or the past notices that shit has only gotten worse with time
>>224399289no
>>224399289Not if you have a record or have been in a psych hospital or you don't pass the background check
>>224399289yes. i can walk across the street to walmart and buy an AR15 if i wanted to.
>>224399289Why are Turkish shotguns so crappy? My uncle bought one that looks like an AR-15, and it broke.
>>224399289It isn't its retarded. There's like this infamous video of CNN trying to go into a gun store without ID and a background check and they couldn't buy one. Also in my state you have to be registered with the state police who can choose to deny you the right to own a gun even though the Constitution technically considers that illegal.
>>224399289Imagine Albania but not poor
Escoosi where is el gravy?
>>224399352>trying to go into a gun store without ID and a background check and they couldn't buy one.That's an episode of It's Always Sunnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe1zEPEyERM
I recently had to buy a gun for work, I had to wait ten days. Then on the tenth day I went to go pick it up and dude looked at my paperwork and then his watch and was like you still got 15 minutes So it's very exact
why for girls its "hot girl walk"for men it "incel walk"women should never have entered the internetthere was actually a time when spending most of your time on a computer made you a nerdnow its the norm
>>224399361By the way while we're having this conversation can you explain to me why it's so easy for the cartels to get guns in Mexico even though they're illegal. I mean theoretically you could blame us but if your own law enforcement was even half competent that wouldn't be an issue
>>224399290SovlWe have this in Canada but it's different subspecies of jeets bickering instead
>>224399393What's shakin, Giusè You had any coffee yet this morning?
>>224399289Eh it depends. Probably half of my guns have been bought without any kind of paperwork or background check. I just give the guy $200 and I get his old shotgun, no questions asked, no nics check, no receipt, no problem. Its completely legal too. Person to person gun transfers dont require shit. You only have to fill out paperwork if you buy from a gun store or one of the BIG gun shows, but many vendors there wont bother either. The gun show loophole IS REAL, and thats a good thing.
>>224399421Women exist in a world of sunshine and smiles. A hot girl walking is a giftAn incel chud walking is a revoltingly sight
>>224399426I've already explained it. We respect the person, the figure of authority, but not the law or reason of authority. If the cop doesn't care, neither should you
the name 'giuseppe' needs to make a comeback
>>224399426>it's so easy for the cartels to get guns in Mexico even though they're illegal.They buy them in the U.S. or Guatemala and load them onto trucks towards Mexico
>>224399405No I'm correct wrong news organization though it was Neil Steinberg for the Chicago Sun-Times. Which I guess is why I know. He tried to buy an AR at a Illinois gun store and his background check came back with a criminal record so they denied him the sale
>>224399515lol
>>224399494Well your police should stop them that's my point. Mexico needs to stop playing this blame game of blame the US for all their problems when most of their problems are their fault
>>224399289Yeah I have an 03 ffl so I can even have guns older than 50 years mailed directly to my house
boobs
i thank mexico for tacos and burritos
TheBurntPeanut is the voice of a generation
>>224399541Orangeman even offered to send the military in to btfo the cartels but their prez refused cuz she's bought by the cartels
wish i was rich
>>224399541Let me explain the image I posted: Mexico is a federation, and each state is, to a certain extent, on its own. What happens in one state doesn't necessarily affect another. That weapons seizure took place in one state, but those weapons were supposed to end up in another, they just happened to pass through a place that somewhat cares about it, It also doesn't help that many drug ingredients come from China and no one bothers to seize them, and that includes the U.S. Personally, I blame China more than the U.S.
>>224399597Some are refusing to pay her. I'm not slow. The ones that are refusing to pay and cooperate with her are the ones getting extradited over here. It's no secret that you noticed they all come from one cartel
>>224398066>boomers and gen xWeird way to say indians but ok
Any ugly bastards in?
Instead of blowing up boats carrying one or two kilos of drugs, they should target the Chinese cargo ships loaded with materials and ammunition.
BOND MARKET EN FUEGO
>>224399652>noticed they all come from one cartelI didn't notice anything, nun saccio 'u cazz' di cartels
>>224399767Post feet
why is chicken breast more expensive than thighs when thighs taste better
>>224399796Post suicide
>>224399591Burritos are American lol
>>224399289Depends on the state. My state is on the stricter side of things but if you get the right permits and aren't on parole or supervision and don't have a record of violent crime it's not hard. Buying a hunting rifle is easier than getting a handgun.
>>224399811More meat
>>224399838lies
>>224399811Chicken breast is the meme health food
>>224399767Do me a favor and take the Italian sausage and the meatballs out of your mouth when you talk to me
>>224399863Unless you also consider burgers as German food, burritos are American.
>>224399811It's my understanding that in the meat world, weight is what matters. So even is something is mostly bones, if it weighs more than pure meat it's gonna cost more
>>224399811thighs is mostly bone
>>224399628Sounds like a bunch of cope desu
>>224399838FAJITAS ARE AMERICAN
>>224399911*are
>>224399863Burritos as we know them don't exist in Mexico
What you know as a taco (hard shell) is American too, Mexicans don't even eat those
>>224399930nanberg used to call them fuh-jee-tas, bless her soul
General Tso's chicken is American
>>224399290He was calling him black but you can't be brazenly racist in los united.Honestly a lot of latinos (including me before visiting Atlanta) expect the US to be apartheid south Africa and that a man with a megaphone will scream SPIC! BEANER! WETBACK! as soon as they enter the us and that there are nazi style frenologists at border checkpoints, they even advertise english classes with stories of people being rejected at the Visa-getting thingy
>>224399914Dude, there are 31 states, and you guys say the same thing, my state is better than the other one.
Evens i quit at the end of my shiftOdds i endure for a month and then quit
>>224399887EYYY, WASSAMATTA YOU?
>>224399443I had three. >this morningIt's almost 19.00 here btw
A taco isn't even a dish, it's a way of eating, like a fucking sandwich.
>>224399982>they even advertise english classes with stories of people being rejected at the Visa-getting thingyThat does happen now should have happened before
i am a fat ugly bastard
>>224400014At least your eye sight is good
>>224399988Hm, that's a sign
Latrinos will say burritos and Cubans sandwiches are Mexican and Cuban because they were invented by Mexicans and Cubans in America but at the same time will call a Caesar salad a Mexican dish despite it being invented by an American for American tourists simply because he was in Mexico at the time
>>224399987our federal government can actually enforce basic law. I can't imagine any American saying "the gun smuggling happened in California not Texas so it's not our fault "
>>224399952Then what food do mexibros even have lol
>>224400079Espadrillas
>>224400069Well, I'm sure there are people out there saying that, lol
