I'M GEORGE NELSON, AND I'M FEELING TEN FEET TALL editionhttps://youtu.be/98mbhm3zkGc?t=102https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/224413698/
third worlder hands made this thread
cow killer!
Let's try not to say anything gay this thread, shall we?
No previous, but nevermind my love
>>224422634*kisses you on the mouth*
ねんねんころりよ おころりよ。ぼうやはよい子だ ねんねんしな。
>Where you're from>What you call this crustacean
>>224422674I haven't had a kiss in ages :(
>>224422685That's a crawdadI'm in California but my parents are southerners
Instead of having required reading, in order to cope with clown ass baby gen z my professor makes us watch lecture videos with quizzes built in (can't skip ahead to answer), and then in class we pretty much do what would normally be considered homework. Kind of gay and slightly tedious and immature but I guess it works.
West coasters dont have real lobsters
>>224422685normal people-crawfishsoutherners-crawdadredditors-crayfish
that fish is cray cray
crawdad boils were a big community event in the world I grew up in
>>224421892chain fire kek
i remember waking up early one morning when i was a kid to go with my grandad to check his lobster traps. the smell of the chum made me throw up lol lol
>>224422813For me it was chili cook offs and potlucks
>>224422685scrimp
This site has gotten pretty grim outside of like 5-6 slow generals across all boards
Up in new england we use crawfish for fish bait
>>224422840"Lobster trap" was what we used to call your mother's pudenda, and I remember having a similar reaction to the smell.
>>224422871your lobsters are barely bigger than crawfish
Americans are so powerful we can afford to let leafs and latrinos use up the rest of our shitpost quotas. Which is also why /u/ became /cum/
>>224422909what the F*CK are you talking aboutare you thinking of the west coast or something?
I remember going camping with my parents and grandpa when I was a kid and in the morning my dad told me to put out the fire with dirt so I did and my grandpa goes "ya gotta get tha embahs, pour wata on tha embahs"
My dad would just ignore me and read the bible when he wasn't cheating on my mom
gambling is cool
imagine if i suddenly died
>>224423058*Winning at gambling is cool
>>224422909retard lol
Coyote vs. Acme was pretty good desu!
>>224423047Sounds like a good christian
what's the best cheap fish?
I KNOW MY LAWS! NAME AND BADGE NUMBER! YOURE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOBS!
>>224423152thats good because its one of the movies my gf is going to make me watch
my dick's got more femboy shit on it than an animecon toilet
>>224423180Sardines
>>224423180Whatever you catch yourself
I'm pretty sure my uncle has a goomar.
>>224423180Chum salmon I guess
>>224423180Kipper
>>224423238*catches you*
>>224423245
>>224423238The love bug?
When I was at a overnight summer camp up in New England there was a fishing tournament that I wasnt technically apart of because I didnt have a fishing pole but I had some fishing line and I dove under the dock and got some fresh water clams and bashed them open with a rock and then tied the fishing line around it and dangled it off the dock for awhile and caught a 10 inch bass and I've been riding that high for almost 30 years
>>224423295Call it keta, then. It's not bad, just not nearly as good as other salmon. It's cheap too
>>224423308Bro can I be your roommate I have to move to New England I can't take brownifornia anymore I'm a professional, you'll never see me I swear to God, but I've got to get out
>>224423047Do you have half brothers and half sisters?
>>224422946>>224423135>10 lbsthat's adorable
I don't do magic MORTY I do SCIENCE
>>224423180monkfish
>>224423346no im moving to oregon because im sick of all the browns here in new hampshire
Best salmon I've ever had was from the fish market in Seattle.
>>224423360you do realize new england borders nova scotia right? its the exact same lobsters you retard
the live free or die (or leave because of immigration) state
new hampshire is aryan saar
>>224423438sure if you live outside of the city it is but if you live in the city its 90% puerto ricans, dominicans, mexicans, indians or straight from africa africans
>>224423410>Browns>NEW Hampshire Just what the FUCK is going on in this country??? Also>Moving to oregon to get away from brownsHo brutta notizia pe te
>>224423466thats every city in america
I'm kind of getting to the point where if I'm doing something that's victimless and has no impact on others or even myself and it's "illegal" I'm just gonna take the chances on having a shoot out with swat. It's not my fault that retards who should be put down need babysitters
>>224423433i live in nova scotia, dumbass. and the colder water makes for a stronger thus older thus bigger lobster. grandad was a lobstermen and his father before him and his before him etc. nobody wants to eat your soft-shelled oversized crawfish when a canadian red is on the table, sucka
>>224423432I went there yesterday to visit the aquarium. It's been expanded
polarized glasses make it easier to find cum stains on your computer screen
>my sea roaches are WAY bigger than yours! Weird flex
our current governor kicked out the feds trying to build an ICE facility, she tried to veto a bill that would make tolls cost twice as much for massholes (it still passed) and vetoed legal weedand shes REPUBLICANwe are not the live free or die state anymore we are the gay retard state but at least we dont have income or sales taxes and we're better than mass even though mass is fucking invading us and the average cost of a house even in the middle of nowhere is over half a million dollarsyou literally cant even go hiking up a mountain in this state anymore without seeing 10 trillion brown people crowding every fucking trailI hate it here, it gets worse every fucking year since obama started that campaign saying that there were too many white people here and we needed diversity. our biggest beach got raided by blacks this year and SWAT had to disperse them
>>224423360>he doesnt know about the 1926 BehemothHeh...
>>224423360>>224423513That's cute-BUT
>>224423513*Imagine necking in the walk-in*
>>224423564Wow. If new Hampshire has fallen then it's really over. We lost. America is doomed.
experienced chest pain today
>>224423577>>224423593oh, you mean the hoax? yeah, i've heard about it
Is there anything the USA isn't better than Canada at? Besides sucking dicks and blackface of course
>>224423647me on the right
I think most people are pretty selfless but also have to prioritize their own survival. Even chimps will give away or share food sometimes.
>>224423659legal drinking age is lower than ours
>>224423659euthanasia
How come mammals are so cute but other animals are fucking monsters. Well, birds can be cute. And some lizards. But everything else is ugly. Oh there's that one cute octopus, the Dumbo octopus. I guess there can be cute members of other phyla, but mammals by far have the largest number of cute members. You have to work hard to find an ugly mammal
>>224423666Au contraire, everyone is entirely selfish and prioritizes their own happiness. A grandmother holds a sign about climate change outside city hall because she feels better about engaging in activism. A mugger snatches a purse for the rush, he loves his job and it's the only job he can keep by acting naturally. And a politician wouldn't sit anywhere but on top of the ladder. The only difference in people isn't how selfish they are, but how honest they are to themselves about what they are doing. People turn to the concept of God, laws, the moral compass and other sorts of made up nonsense so they can sleep easy at night declaring, "I wasn't selfish today."
>>224423638Vaxx status?
>>224423842mega vaxxed
>>224423666This is the pyramid. One must first establish personal independence before they can have the excess time/resources to give to others. It's not only good, it's necessary, to take care of #1 first, otherwise it's impossible to take care of #2, you just have a mass of co-dependent retards floundering about.
Momberg is going to Publix today is a good day
>>224423797Baby schema, mammals are more likely to fit into that category because of our structure
>>224423885what's she buyinhg?
>>224423484it's the same here and in europe
>>224423842x3 pfizer 2x moderna 2x toadline 4x novavax
>>224423797Infant macaques and opossums are in the so-ugly-they're-cute category
First /cum/bro to post with this flag
>>224424145watcha doin dere?
Miss Byelarus?
>>224424170Glownigger stuff, I tried to post with the Russian flag before but cloudflare doesn't work in Russia so I couldn't, no way am I buying a pass. Belarus is much better.
>>224423915Snacks and chicken
>>224424197Licked any belarussy snizz yet?
>>224424197Where are you really from?
phwoaarrjust copped a gud brap-stinkah-on-nazelast poop of the fairin the words of stephen morrissey
>>224424219Being a native English speaker is the ultimate icebreaker>>224424225Leafland
hairfta be sed catyank beat poster in diss breadingtonberg general
>>224424282Oh are you the Pole
>>224424290Have you seen Coyote vs. Acme? It was pretty good desu!
>>224423746Janny clean this shit up (for free) I don't want to go to jail just for opening /int/ in public
>>224423855Figuring this out changed my life as a teen and it still blows me away how many of my peers as adults still don't seem to understand this. My wife especially. She's always going on about how much she hates people and everyone is selfish and only thinks about their own needs. Like holy cringe, it's not some strangers job to analyze your grocery cart and realize they're standing in front of the one item you need to finish your cake
>>224424201tendies?
>>224424320No lol but when he comes on I'll ask him to come to the border so we can wave at each other past the razor wire
>>224424348I had no conception sotto Dio that Poland and Belarus shared a border. I don't even know exactly where those countries are so I just learned something today
>>224424282I hate Canada.
Anyone want to go to the casino this weekend and have a /cum/fest?
>>224424282I figured it would have been the opposite. I've read about 5th columnists in the cold war going to the USSR for "a better life" and getting completely stone walled by everyone. I understand things are different now, but especially in places like that, old habits die hard
Dumbo Octopus mentioned
>>224424395Belarus sent masses of migrants to the polish border on the behest of Putin and now Poland has an extremely militarized border to keep thirdies out. The EU allows it because it's against Putler but the Med countries just have to let infinity refugees in o algo
Canada is gay pozzed reddit piss hole. Belarus is bro tier. Belarus is our friend on the Board of Peace.
>>224424443>Med countries just have to let infinity refugees inIo saccio I hear Lampedusa looks like Kinshasa these days lolDamn shame
>>224424419In former Soviet countries that attitude still exists but it's mostly limited to their age equivalent of boomers. Everyone younger than that has a more open-minded view. Foids the world over worship American excess especially.
>>224424469Americans will see that truck and be like "hell yeah"
>>224424398Call me constipated the way I just don't give shit
>>224424498I hope they shoot you in your gay pozzed c*nadian head. By the way it's Lake America.
Erm what's going on here?
I'd like to hang out with the monkeys in the jungle. Just for like a weekend
>>224424492I was in Rome last year and tbqh it wasn't much better there. Vantablack africans just shifting about including homeless ones standing mostly naked at train stations. And that doesn't even address all the Indians and Bangladeshis there now too, very grim it's like Canada...
LEOSDONOTKILLTHEIR CUBS
>>224424557Zoomers hate this guy now because they just realized he's pro-jew and lives in Israel lol like wasn't Inglorious basterds hint enough?
Youtube showing me an hour long ad for a seven year old kid's Minecraft let's play channel
>>224424557He's Paesan but I can't stand him
>>224422685Prince Edward Island Lobster
>>224424342Yes sir and new hot cheeto puffs that released for spooky season
>>224424613not a lobster, b'y
>>224422685Craydaddy
>>224424366i can't imagine someone wasting their time subscribing to this garbage without it at least being part of a Ph.D dissertation or something.
>>224424584Was never a fan of tarantino, personally. He has some good movies but his style is more like a pop singer than an artist. Inglorious bastards was a barely disguised fetish film
>>224424711>Inglorious bastards was a barely disguised fetish filmNearly every movie he does has a foot fetish scene too lol dude didn't even try to hide it
>>224424557talentless hack
>>224424714You have to be extremely low IQ to go on one of those shows anyway so why are you posting low IQ people saying low IQ shit like no duh next you're gonna post a cow mooing and look at me expectantly like I'm supposed to react.
>>224424714In Asia they ask this question as: If you could only save one from drowning, who would it be?-Mother-Wife-ChildApparently Chinese dudes mostly say their mom which makes foids seethe
>>224422599The imam forced me to give him by number now I basically get Quran verses and him saying that I have to go his service tomorrow. He says that every great man as self doubt
>>224424810fuck up achmed no one cares
Getting a jersey Mike's super sub for lunch me
>>224424810Why would you ever interact with an imam willingly?
>>224424849I mean i promised to come because I talked about wanting suicide plus he said we would get food afterwards because he is kind of concerned
>>224424852Enjoy that sucker, friend
>>224424810I memorized all of mein kampf like some muslims memorize all of the Quran
>>224424861I was bored and went into a mosque asking why on earth I should like Allah/God if he abandoned me I said God forsake me and I wanted to die
anime, shall we?
>I talked about wanting suicideSorry bro, life is electric. Clean up your room, go out and enjoy life, and stop being an UNGRATEFUL SAVAGE.
I sing the body electric
>>224424942I am still missing the love of my life I fucked it up by admitting I didn't want kids because I was an autist also because I was scared of the idea of having kids plus why on earth would you want kids with an ugly subhuman freak
what if you died but instead of dying of you wake up in a mystical world and there are sexy babes that want you, that'd be crazy
>>224424993The japanese write about this all the time they call it isekai
>>224424993Me being reincarnated as a brazilian
>>224424801This is a trick question cause Jesus saves all
Debtanons would you join?
>Widow of Airman Killed in Iran War Claims She Was Denied Death Benefitslol dumb whore
>>224425020I've got like 3k left from trade school loansNot worth dying for Isreal for 3kIf they give me a beautiful wife with big boobs I may consider it, though
Midwit pleb Gen X reddit directors like Quentin Tarantino, Christopher Nolan, and JJ Abrams:>I prefer film because it's like uh retro or whatever and you uh you lose the old school MAGIC of film when you shoot on digital you know what I mean? Film is like vintage or whatever.High IQ patrician boomer director David Lynch:>lol film is for fags I shot Inland Empire on my Sony camcorder
Reminder /cum/ stands with Iran and the IRGC, who in turn stand and fight for the freedom of goys worldwide.
>>224425115Hypersonic TRUTH missile!!!!
>>224422685Northern CanadaThe Penisfish
>>224424714this is fake right? i mean it feels like ragebait is guaranteed
I'm memory of Tonino Spidermanhttps://youtu.be/pBgE75oaqas?si=KAtkrQB_MwmGbq7W
>>224422685west virginiacrawpappy
my soundbar's bass rattles my apartment floors if I have it above minimum ://///
James Gunn is the greatest film maker of our time
>>224424801jesus f what is wrong wiv bugmen
why does the moderation on a bunch of boards just let schizos endlessly shit up the board without banning them? did hiroshimoot really fall this low and order them to let the site die as long as it farms engagement?
already tired
>>224425481paul Verhoeven*
>>224425562its called ban evading newfag
>>224425562Cry about it pussy
>"Bro, ZOG is sooo based when they heckin' take out the sandniggas and shiiiieet for Israel and Judeo-Capitalism. Sooo based dude.... DUUDE it's so based when they cause mass migration to happen, by bombing foreign countries. Broooo, sooo BASEEDDD and Fashpilled"
its time we stop saying zoomers to refer to young people because zoomers are almost 30 now
>>224425604Mass migration would happen without fucking bombings, retardHaven't you been paying attention
>>224425597no, because the posts and threads dont even get deleted
>>224425605Only the very oldestThe youngest zoomer is only 13Gen alpha still hasn't reached this place just yet
i am the first zoomer ever (1997)
Did you get the standard edition?
>>224425604White americans living rent free in the minds of brown freeloaders, as usual
>>224425719its so weird that they feel the need to milk what's ostensibly a golden goose. the games gonna make a billion dollars anyway, why ruin what goodwill you have left by nickle and diming the customer?
David Lynch was half Finnish and half Irish and that explains his mystical abilities because Finns are shamans.
>>224425719>100 dollars for shit that should already be in the game for free
>>224425115How was he so cool and based? Most boomers are fat gay retards.
>>224425804This is exactly why you should never give a mouse a cookie
>>224425804people preordered a digital game. Gamers are cattle
It's kinda crazy how you basically have to be a litcel in order to be a devout Jew: You have to study the Tanakh (Hebrew Bible, consisting of Torah, Nevi'im, and Ketuvim), the Oral Torah (explanations and commentaries on the Torah passed down orally), and the Talmud (Two versions: Babylonian Talmud and Jerusalem Talmud; composed of the Mishnah [version of the Oral Torah committed to text] and the Gemarah [rabbinical commentaries and debates in 63 books]).If you're a non-Catholic Christian, you can pretty much just read the Bible and call it good.
>>224425808finns are sub-humans, the irish are druid shamans
>>224425562Call someone a jeet and the janny bans you half the time but you can come on here and spam the same retarded schizo bullshit 18 hours a day and the janny doesn't touch you
You guys getting your flu shot this year? I'm hyped.
had sex>>224425115His version of dune was better than Villeneuve's as well
>>224425956no, Im still waiting for millions to die from the vax like /pol/ said
>>2244260232 more weeks
>>224425880the babylonian talmud is like 3 million words, whos reading all that shit
>>224425958Birth control status?
>I CANT READ
Jewish rabbis and scholars have admitted that Kabbalah is just a copy of Neoplatonism and Egyptian hermeticism translated into Jewish. They didn't really invent anything new.
>>224425719had a friend unironically suggest I buy a ps5 just for gtahave another friend who, near 30, has never worked a job and bought a ps5 just for gta
>>224425880This is why even thousands of years ago figures like Jesus were calling Judaism out for following minute rules and such instead of actually following God or helping those around them
>>224425880That's because as much of a joke as catholicism is it's the only real branch of christianity with any respect for education, the other branches were all created by illiterate rubes who just want to pick and choose what they want, it's essentially the fast food of religion
>>224426142I think you meant Protestantism because Orthodox, Coptic, and Eastern churches don't do the buffet thing either
Society promised us SEX
>>224425619>>224425779t.
we do love anime dont we folks
>>224425958play a real shin megami tensei game
>>224426273Fakecel
Order in the courtOrder in the courtNext one to speak is a monkey for a week
How do flat earthers explain this?
Mad how amerikikes will get caught lying and get called out for it and then just keep repeating the same lie again and again
persona 3 is honest to god one of the most boring "games" i've ever played in my life. its basically a visual novel with pokemon
Just went out for lunch and there was some guy talking about how everything back in New Jersey was so great, okay maybe go back
>>224426354Florida?
>>224426354
Why did this make millennials cry and cream in their jorts?
>>224426369rin best girl
>>224426361New Hampshire
>>224426275V was a bit meh desu
>>224426395emi*
>>224426366Jersey detected
>>224426428wrong coast
Has anyone seen balboni?
Y'all rockin' wit the French McD's menu or nah?
>>224426468justin baldoni? no
>>224426468who's runnin this shit. i got some chains to drop off
Everyone would be more calm and chill if real life had Frutiger Aero aesthetics everywhere.
>>224426480What do the nuggies look like? Only thing I'll get if I'm forced to go to McDonald's
The world cries out for Frutiger Aero.
It soothes the soul.
>>224426529Nuggets are the same but they have spicy mcnuggets as a temporary promotional thing. Also they have different dipping sauces in almost every country.
night time
bowelsburg wants me in his office
>>224426705I don't think this counts as Frutiger Aero
It’s super funny how it’s obvious that my skinny mid 30s latina coworker and I are both just barely not ok with having an affair
>>224426744fag
>>224426744Workplace sexual tension got you fucked up
>>224426744>the projections of a delulu incel
Strictly speaking no it is not Frutiger Aero per se; it is Frutiger Metro, but it is part of the wider Frutiger universe of adjacent aesthetics.
>>224426744>skinny mid 30s latinano such thing
>>224426744>skinny mid 30s latina
>>224426744This is basically my current situation, but with an extra skinny Filipina co-worker. I could literally just invite her to a hotel at any point to split her in half and she sign right up, without a doubt.
now spinning
dogshit thread
What do you think you would do all day if you didn't know how to read? In this scenario you can't even read enough to use a basic computer program
>>224427249I'd be Chad
>>224426354>new jersey>greatHonestly I can't imagine why anyone would like living in the city. Much less a city on the east coast
>>224427246would you say that to all our faces, i bet you wouldnt..
>>224427285How could Jason do this
Got brown sludge pissing out my ass again, gotta stop trusting fast food
Horrendous thread
>>224427280new jersey is surprisingly chill, i think the sopranos made everyone think its some gritty shithole
>>224427370most of the neighborhoods in the Sopranos look really nice except for wherever the Bada Bing is located.
>>224427460I didn't see this in the news.
>>224427460YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
>>224427460when are they gonna vote against anti italian discrimination
>>224427460They never did anything like that against BLM riots.
You just got to go to the gym even if you don't feel like it
>>224425956MOOOODS
Still waiting for momberg to return home from Publix I feel like a starving african
>$30 for museum tickets ehhhhhhhh
Passaic, New Jersey mentioned
>>224427858*36
>spamming/flooding
Vimy Ridge $20 bills, mega based
its over...
>>224428022this is like 9/11 for jasonkin worldwide
>>224427970Noooo we need more space for politics and race bait
hit the 'sino and did my thangy thang
>>224428183Chump change
>>224428206I gamble with $20 at a timeit's not meant to be an income source but it might as well be one
Is Taiwan basically done? Given the US performance in Iran, China knows that the US can't interfere. And with all the chip export bans, China has a powerful motive to take Taiwan. Even if they can't take the fabs intact, they'll at least be able to control high end chip supply to other countries. It could be a huge setback for AI development, which would be especially bad now that China is close to overtaking USIn you are country, of course
>>224428267Not my problem
>>224428267Do you like Frutiger Aero in Finland?
>>224428252I love 90's and 00's aesthetics, I had a really happy childhood in the world of big malls with tropical-themed cafes and futuristic movie theaters
>>224428267Iran wasn't a real war retard. Trump was hoping that he could do a Venezuela 2, merk their ruler and they would rise up. Didn't happen and just turned into a stalemate. He has no interest in ramping it up into a real war, killing gas prices, starting another Iraq, he was hoping for a quick operation and easy victory.
Jerked off to futa porn again award
>>224428304I wonder if I should I invest in high end GPUs>>224428312Yeah sure I guess
>>224428420
I look like this and do this
>>224428267If you played Heroes of Might and Magic, you'll understand international politics much better and you won't need to ask dumbass questions like yours, you'll already know the answer due to your experience
>>224428267I think an island in the Pacific is different than a country surrounded by mountains and other countries. The US has the largest naval force in the world.
Watching the new Tyler Oliveria video crazy people think the new Jesus would be a fucking Mexican lol
Why is there a bot spamming images
>>224428611I hope that Big Donald makes tariffs on you even higher you vile globalist filth.
>>224428611social rejection leading to outbursts in search of attention online
>Addy Rae's real name is Addy Rae Lopezay caramba!
it's the catfag spamming btwtold you retards what happens when you enable avatarfags
>>224428608has he ever done a video on the 3 million illegals in California?
>>224428727He's having another mental break down he needs to be sent back to the psych ward
Jew Jew Jew Sheklur administration continues to crack down on higher education for the sin of not cooperating with Israeli universities and buying Israeli products. ZOG is a theory like gravity, it is impossible to understand MAGA in 2026 if you don't see it as a Jewish movement.Anyone who doesn't think Jews run America at this point is stupid, not believing in ZOG is the same as believing in Flat Earth Theory, you're literally denying reality for no reason
>>224428790Idk I don't really keep up with his channel
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>>224428385Ah, I see. I sometimes struggle with 5D chess>>224428512You're right, I should play more Heroes>>224428542US is still king, I just worry about your drone intercepting capabilities
Not posting in Fiji jeet thread
Fijeet
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