spin the slampig edition
>>224433508She laughed because she's the one getting dicked down tonight (she won)
This R.E.M band is pretty good, listening to the automatic for the people album
rorke's rizz
>>224433617Are you going to try and take our islands again then?
hi im an ugl;y i ncel
>>224433637which ones?
Waiting before I put the blowjob/kissing ASMR harry potter novel in my masturbating machine before I get on the meds (IV heroin)
>>224433645hi i'm incel too but i'm normal looking
Claude, turn dopamine into an hydrocarbon and figure out a way to attach it to morphine for educational purposesn also I'm a medical doctor
https://youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?is=fxxMtUmCFh1teKMTChannel 4 News have produced this news report where Reform UK is offered illegal funding by undercover reporters posing as wealthy US donors.
>>224433617good lad, r.e.m. are fantastic, one of those bands that are quality throughout their discography, recommend document after you've finished automatic
tobuscus
>>224433706this is an NRP general, no one cares
whats it like being northern?
im a stone island boy who just needs a ralph lauren girl
Pokémon BW2 VR TAS bot neuralink masturbation machine IV dopamine-herojn drip
>>224433706imagine how farage is feeling right now looolhow do you even respond to this
>>224433738halos shiftingx
Wish neuralink was real so I could be blind in a sensory depravation water pod on heroin
get the 'tex posted
okay i'm going to admit it. Alyssa is cute, she's 7/10, girl next door kind of pretty.
>>224433804no really?nobody here has thought of that before
>>224433781You'll have to work to fund that high. Won't be free.
>>224433738sexy little raccoon haired zoomy me likey give this 30 something year old creep a chance
>>224433814AI. If it isn't, link???
>>224433781lol
screm
>>224433508mmm yah
raccoon girl chittering and rubbing her little black hands together as she digs through my sex bin for tasty treats
ey tone I'm a fuckin grinch baby
>>224433824No!
>>224433870whats a sex bin
turn boomers into puree and feed them to children
>>224433863gonna need a name m8
>>224433891my 'sehole
>>224433891like a dead sexy bin
>>224433883Since when is racism illegal in brazil? i remember when i visited in the early 2010s as a kid my father called a street vendor a black piece of shit and we didn't get in trouble with the law for that.
>>224433877bebe
>>224433904
>>224433909me and 'sa
>>224433909alysa embracing her chinese side i see
>>224433917your father sounds like a complete twat
do not sexualise raccoons
she doesnt have an x account fuck sake
>open X>3 sad girl tweets back to backelon you maga fuck
>>224433508>>224433863haram
>>224433917dunno
making a pact with a devil for an extra 2 inches
>>224433951
>>224433927sc
what a fucking faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj3HOklzUToi like himbut what a faggot
>>224433965Relatable post spotted
>>224433965*makes your pinky 2 inches longer*
So happy I bought a pizza ^o^
morrisseyyou're talking SHITE
why don't you become mormon? cute potential wives are waiting for you...
>>224433902As much as being locked inside sucked covid was keyed, killed all these boomers and subhumans>>224433939to give a bit more context, it was one of those necklace sellers, he was being a bit persistent, tried to put one on me and make us pay for it.It was a long time ago, i don't know why i brought it up.
>>224433979He doesn't like Joy Division, why should he lie about that? And he's right, they were mostly shit
um demmie
>>224434016wrong
>>224434007Waiting? I'm too lazy to leave, can they all just come here?
>>224434007You're right that's how da joos get you but they do have great daily values a lot of money and power in everything
>>224434022get used to hearing opinions you don't like, little spastic
>>224434007i respect women and do not respect religion
>>224434035wrong opinions
Every parasocial relationship got the "I hate them" moment
>>2244339791984 era george michael and morrisey look like the chad vs virgin meme
>>224434056based george michael
>>224434026
i bet george michael propositioned morrissey backstage after that interview but then morrissey ran away crying like a bitch
A gross, gaseous trumpFrom Emma Watson's rump
>>224433508>>224433863>>224433904>>224433920Name is Fit Sid
>>224433617REM sucks so does U2shit sucky bands for gays
>>224434083like how he proposition that off-duty cop in a public toiletsall he's remembered for
i'm gay
>>224434113i remember him crashing his car on drugsthink that was about 2010
>>224434003nice. pineapple pizza i hope
>>224434109whats the good music then
>>224434122Yeah lol
While out punting in Shenzhen, I wanted to experience a slavic girl, so I found a pimp. The pimp asked me if I wanted Russian or Ukrainian, and asked if I supported Putin or Zelenskyy. I said, "Is there some trick to this?" He said, "Every choice you make affects the global landscape. If you choose a Russian girl, the Russian girl will send the money back home, turning it into bullets fired at Ukraine. If you choose a Ukrainian girl, she'll send it back to Ukraine too, to buy weapons and fight back." I hesitated for a long time—this impact was huge. My one choice could actually be the spark for World War III. Later, I figured I couldn't mess up the world balance, so I chose both.
>>224434132the sex pistols first albumif you listen to pretentious wankers, theyll tell you how it was nothing but promotional material for malcolm mclaren's clothes storebut dont listen to them theyre cunts
>>224434132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y
>>224434007religious women are insufferable.Also i reckon the mormons at the church aren't big fans of new converts trying to get a mormon wife.
>"yo, anon. you've got visitors coming up!"got no mates, doorman.
f it all, im going to become a woman
For me it's the NWOBHM
How's Milo doing now that he's back home?
>>224434177her chase has made me chud out something special no cap
>>224434063he actually sounded more intelligent than i was expecting, although that's not really fair because ofc he wasn't stupid. maybe serious is a better word than intelligent. seems like back then celebrities weren't afraid to speak seriously and straightforwardly
And the latest from onlyusemeblade?
Just watched van helsing (2004) oh my DAYS it's kino
>>224434201She'll get not guilty by reason of insanity. Pretty obvious. Tomorrow there will be questioning of the jury by the judge in open court i.e. on TV. It's 11-1 right now according to the note from the jury foreperson
>>224434219we lost a good one when he wentway before his time
Right so that's a Brit on a VPN isn't it
>>224434180never got this drawing. it suggests she's pulling up her stocking, but there is no stocking
Nurse Joy (apparently a ditto) would get it
Nigel Farage must be shitting himself lmaoOddly quiet about the actual footage of him breaking the law aired on national TV
>>224434180cap
"Slampig" means "slutty" in Swedish
Not excited or optimistic for anything anymore.Not travels, not any hobbies, events, nothing.Can't remember the last time I woke up and felt any sense of anticipation. I used to jump out of bed and do a little jig with music playing when I was in uni 8 years ago.
>>224434219He wrote all of his songs himself.Sir Elton said George was one of the smartest songwriters of his generation
it actually did it lol I didn't think it would
any normal person in
>>224434372are they ok?
>>224434372me in the green shirt wearing my belt backwards
>>224434372Not realistic at all, they'd all be dead and the room would be engulfed in smoke and flames.
>>224434346cheer up!!
>>224434401>>224434401>>224434401>>224434401
>>224434372There are 911 calls from the towers with people that didn't die instant tly on YouTube
>>224434424projection
>>224434269didn't realize he was only 53 when he died, that is pretty young. i like his 80's music
>>224434346ktim :(
>>224434346>I used to jump out of bed and do a little jig with music playing
>rorke, let me in!
you now remember the video of the scouse fella crashes the digger into the travel lodge because they didnt pay him
>>224434469would let her in on the condition that she knees me in the bollocks
>>224434469posted it again award
>>224434438they weren't in the impact zone though
>>224434469*POV Rorke, holding his breath holding still as he can*
>>224434501my first time posting it actually
>>224433706>>224433758Literally and I mean literally a nothingburger
Mousey :3
/brit/ loves mouseGOD
reminder it is OVER for manlets. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEER
>>224434508Hmm sorry but also it was apparently very smoky and if they were in the impact zone why would they be alive just standing around
>>224434346
rorke's drip
>>224434557leftypol's drip, who is dressed better?
>>224434353yeah he had some great songs
>>224434469sure, on in april next year x
Need gf that has whippet dog... Need training more
>>224434575in the middle of it all Nejd lives on
african gf 2027
>>224434635no fuck that it's avatar gf 2027 I want to be changed by BLUE pussy
>>224434635White South African yeah (I'm good farmer stock)
Time for the third cuppa tea for the day, hate being sick
>>224434635based
>>224434671
Serious question ladsHow do you stop ruminating on the past and just let go of bad memories from times people were disrespectful to youOn paper my life is blessed but it doesn't make me feel like I'm above it all, the memories still hurt my soul
>>224434673>Sleepy but unable to sleepWHAT MEDS>Pit in the chestGiving me flashbacks to question stems where the female disease (chest pitting, lethargy, listlessness) goes unnoticed and she gets medicated and dies
>>224434699Just stop. It doesn't matter.
>>224434699The funny Christian talks man (pretty sure) that you have to forgive 3 people... Yourself, others, and I think the third one was family. He said then you will be happy. Even if you don't follow Christianity maybe can steal some things. Other plates kippa and that
>>224433508What's this from then?
fucking hell I went to the park with a football and was kicking it against the fence by myself and some chav kids came over and started calling me a paedo so I got my football and walked off and they followed me so I couldn't go home because they would know where I live and whenever someone else walked past the kids would say "excuse me mate/love you do know that blokes a paedo" and I had to walk for like an hour before they fucked off and I could finally go home
what is wrong with saudis manthis is what they want to build for the world cup
Wonder what exacerbates her chest pain, when it started happening, what causes it (laying down/leaning forward?), how long it lasts for, and had bad the pain is, and what makes it better (alleviation) like aspirin for example and how her pulse is (strength and speed) to feed her beef stew and morphine to see what happens then get her to sleep, after checking contraventions between the psyche meds or check heart sounds to see if she has angalis pectoris
>>224434768My backyard is huge and i have a full-size soccer goal
>>224434711>WHAT MEDSunspecified mood stabilisers>goes unnoticed and she gets medicated and diesher female disease while troubling isn't so bone breaking
>>224434768you just know they were filming you on their phones and are going to upload the video claiming you approached them
>>224434699i had (still have) your exact same problem.make a journal and whenever you can't stop thinking about a painful memory, write it down, write what triggered the thought, write the memory, write how it made you feel, write what you think about it in retrospect.It helps.
>>224434768sending you a hug over the internet x
>>224434768seen this post before
>>224434800What's the female specific disease And damn I would love to take that with a girlfriend to lay on her while she sleeps all night
>>224433508>shoes on rugMental that
>>224434794bet this is funny as fuck if you speak dutch
>>224434148Oh you've been to /mu/ I see
Here are the lyrics of the national anthem of Democratic People's Republic of Korea or North Korea: Aegukka (2024) 1.아침은 빛나라 이 강산은금에 자원도 가득한이 세상 아름다운 내 조국반만년 오랜 력사에𝄆 찬란한 문화로 자라난슬기론 인민의 이 영광몸과 맘 다 바쳐 이 조선길이 받드세 𝄇2.백두산 기상을 다 안고근로의 정신은 깃들어진리로 뭉쳐진 억센 뜻온 세계 앞서 나가리𝄆 솟는 힘 노도도 내밀어인민의 뜻으로 선 나라한없이 부강하는 이 조선길이 빛내세 𝄇
>>224434836can't read this
>>224434836grow up
>>224434836dunno what this says x
i keep listening to asmr of women heartbeats, makes me feel like a serial killer
>>224434836powerful
Thank god I stopped watching blacked porn at the same time my earphones broke and were playing things out loud otherwise everyone would know
>>224434596mental he was widely considered straight at this point in his career
>>224434873they knew
>>224434671its weird when i was uounger i woulda thought that age gap was bad but as i get older seems like nuffink
>>224433965>2 inches are from a tumordont make that deal anon
>>224434880who knew
>>224434597Sexo
>>224434699don't blame yourself too much, it happened. you're human. I have other hang ups that occupy my mindspace>>224434699this >>224434736when I found myself seething forgiving them and myself made the anger pass in the moment. but yours seems like deep resentment....
>>224434869honestly seriously without ironyget.a.clue.
>>224434918ay caramba
I won. And you don't have to now
civil war brewing
>>224434963pfff yeah right mate dream on
Men should be born in prison and have to earn their way out
Lmao I think the woman throwing ice at the wall locked in the bathroom to let out anger was about the Lindsay Clancey crazeMental how we got people defending baby killers because of the internet
>>224435009metaphysically true
>>224435009its funny how feminists and racists say the exact same things if you just replace 'men' with ethnic slurs.
Woah postpartum psychosis woman holding her baby. Meds are so good now
https://youtu.be/d7JJAU-X9zsHe has a good point here
>>224435018Have sex
>>224435045Ok
just let women murder their fucking babies chud
Iddy bitty babybbb
>>224434794Spoke to him before and yeah he's a fucking nutcase
>>224435068Maybe he's just got more soul and you don't understand him. God made the pain and opioid receptors afterall
IT'S GRIM UP NORF
https://youtube.com/shorts/2RYUlKzlFG4?is=fArbq2OxzSbgpU41THERE ARE NO FLY ZONES ABOVE THE GRAND CANYON. AND THEY ARE THERE TO MAKE PEOPLE NOT FIND OUT AND THERE ARE EGYPTIAN STRUCTURES IN THERE. THERE IS MORE TO THE GRAND CANYON THAN WE KNOWN
>>224434908forgiveness has never worked for me
sweet merciful crap what the hell is going on in Sheffield
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
Need to buy a gun so I can do a cide when the fuel and food shortages hit
ARMOURED MEWTWO RAIDS TOMORRROW
>>224434816borderline personality disorder, it's not a gender specific disorder tho
Might start running up to women and introducing myself by saying "soulmate check">>224435127I meant illness or condition
BDP: "My literal enemies"
>>224435116it's vibrant and multicultural
Where do people get their drug connects? Could do with some heroin or something right now.
>>224435160Me?
>>224435163stay strong, brother
>smoke 1 single ciggie, outside>entire house reeks mumberg will kill me....
HH brother
>>224435163Dark web
can't sleeppenis gnomes will eat my penis
man named rodney was pm anythings possible
hotel california is about heroin great album
>>224435139personality disorders are classified as mental illnesses
>>224435214oh yeah ye is in chi-town tonight CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
>>224435163this post is glowing so bright it burnt my retinas out and now im using accessiblity settings for the blind
>>224435240Filming people you don’t know is not nice
>>224435097Good post
need my dopamine regulatory system fixed
Mousey is cute!Mousey is cool!Mousey is kind!
I need dopamine
>>224435256nah would like to just do a wee suicide by opioid overdose, too much of a coward for any other method
Get the milf JAV porn wanked to NOW NOW NOW
Putting fucking massive clay disks in my foreskin and stretching it out massive like a pot bellied vantablack spear chucking nigger
Not doing the porn browse even though I needed to but I also didn't shower despite needing one. Tomorrow!
>>224435293
Peter Hitchens is Der Boomer
>>224435285You won't. You'll just throw it up or something Opioids don't kill people, make people suffocate when they go to sleep, or ruin people's livesWould have to fall off a bridge or something
YOU GET THE BEEEESSSTTT OFBOTH WORRRRRRLLLDDSSS
Opioids don't kill people, they make people suffocate wh
Lad chebs- yay or nay
>>224435322how'd that russian fella die from drinking a bunch of methadone then?
>>224435334Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy HollyOh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
my little mouldie >>>/mlp/43487117
Straits still closed btw
>>224435344I don't care if they think it's gay anyway I'm a straight programmer, take that
>>224435339That's methadone. Also that has a dose-dependant curve for the potency. A lot of methadone is a lot stronger than a little bit (compared to morphine)I think you would end up with a load of 6MAM in your brain as the body processes it slowly. Then, in the brain, it shuts down the CNS and maybe maybe the involuntary reflexes). All of this part is just guessing because I was thinking about how the partially processed opioid would act
i just arrested the ceo of racism for being a bloody racist
>>224435360Ho-Oh 1-0 Pidgey
>>224435378Don't encourage malaponte
Ever since I discovered prostate stimulation and nipple play, I haven't touched my penis in about half a year, and I only orgasm this way now.
Codeine-6-glucose would be a good drug to kill yourself with as it stays in the kidney for ages and would slowly shut them down and make you more vulnerable to dying
>>224435400Good lord those thighs
>>224435391Corr lad this is a chippy shop. What's yer order?
>>224435352sc
>>224435360Would you open her strait?
>>2244354246 million can't be wrong
any existential despair man in
>>224435424You posting this didn't open the strait
we all die in the end. mental, isn't it?
As in, Opioid overdose -> free opioid in the blood as the kidney is backed up, and opioid in the brain -> unconsciousness (going to sleep and not waking back up, from suffocation)
>>224435437
plans for weekend?me?battle cancer alonex
>>224435434The holocaust didn't happenIts an anti white blood libelFlat earth theory is more believable than the holohoax
>>224435442you posting this didnt stop that palestenian childs legs getting blown the fuck off LMAO
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1788477976337050.jpg
>>224435424The strait has nothing to do with Palestine
>>224435455kys kike
>>224435447put them in cages
Nazi yank and Brit jeet should make love, not war
>>224435454Darn. Can't have nice things.
Meltaponte
>>224435461Iran fights to liberate Palestine
>>224435443not that mental
despite all my rage
>>224435461>Palestinewhere is Palestine on the map?
>>224435160 ISU CS Kinoshita Group Cup tomorrowhope Ami and Sasha slay
>>224435474The reality
Did someone get btfo and delete the post
>>224435391
>>224435455mental thing to sayinternet has warped your mind
>>224435400
>>224435494Jews are psychotic bloodthirsty murderers ladThe Talmud says to kill all gentiles
Palestine isn't a place, it doesn't exist.Palestine never existed. Palestine will never exist.Palestinians aren't a people.Narnia is more grounded in reality than """"""palestine""""""
can hear construction workers doing something on the motorway and there's a loud bang and rumbling every minutecan't sleep
At least I'm going to bed after this video
I love this. I need more of this. Fuck peace and stability bros, I'm on team Israel.
lets discuss something else x
>>224435517why don't you go ask them to quiet down?
>>224435507>>224435513posted at an hour past midnight on a fridayodd and maladjusted behaviour
>>224435507
>>224435494bet you didnt say anything about Jewish babies being cooked alive in ovens
>>224435499lush and i mean lush x
>>224435513Ashkenazi are ethnically Russian and need to fuck off. Palestine belongs to Arabs.
palestine belongs to me
>>224435538whats odd and maladjusted about literal facts and history mate
>>224435513>>224435530>>224435543Your impotent posting wont bring these IDF terrorists back to life
>>224300532 >>224300532 >>224300532 >>224300532
love musicthink it might be my favourite thing
poolestine, poobenon, pooria
>>224435554Your maple sizzurp belong to me. Pay tarrif or eat dry pancake.
>>224435531
>>224435564Good thread
>>224435543Didn't happenFake as the 6 million myth
>>224435548Palestine isn't a place mateThere is no place on any map called Palestine.
>>224435563Why was i included in that mong? Do you not understand sarcasm?
/brit/ is a pro-Israel generalmuslim lovers FUCK OFF
loosing the will to go on
>>224435594>>224435594
>>224435590Rajish, this is racist…
>>224435590t.
>>224435580There was and it predates Israel which was founded later by Russians in 1948. If you hate Palestine and disrespect it's borders you'll do the same to the UK. There's no such thing as a loyal Zionist, he's only loyal to his fantasy land.
>MEANWHILE IN AMERICA
Stop it you two
>>224435590fuck off
>eports of an IDF force being ambushed in northern Gaza.
