eye test edition
im 34teen
tonight I will stream Pocket Monsters Seaglass Hack ok
vrilliant simply vrilliant
>>224452397don't get it
he's just resigned
>>224452454another painfully unfunny boomer joke posted ironically is it?
Contacting Ashtar High Command: Excessive VRILL found in my balls.
>>224452449who has
>>224452472womenboobsfunny
For those who liked him or care, Krautjanny has lost his position as /brit/'s official janitor.
is this a boomer humour thread now? also nuke your capital for your safety
centrists absolutely love going full sink the belgrano wheres thatcher when you need her whenever the argies come out with the latest nonsense about the falklandslike get over it lads who cares theyre not going to do anything
rorke doing his daily shoppe at SEX TOYS R US <3
>>224452454you can just raise the jack higher
rate da stack
>>224452498Is he the faggot who banned me for reporting naziyank when he was spamming politics?
https://www.matalan.co.uk/c/kids/girls/swimwear/
>>224452529Metro 2033 is a great game
we wwe now
>>224452433Need a version of this but the second panel he's motivated because she started farting
>>224452516turkish sex poster revealed
going to play some way of the hunter this evening
my first stiffy was because i saw a lewd boomer cartoon on a greeting card in tesco
>>224452529grow up
>>224452498no... who's going to rangeban me for reporting scat porn bot dumps now...?
Friday night so the flatmate will camp in the bathroom for the next two hours making himself look extra zesty (he's a Drake fan)This plus how homophobic he is makes me convinced he's actually gay
>>224452586screm
>>224452551they make them wear shorts to model the swimsuitssad
>>224452586this would have done numbers on 2011 boomer facebook
the fitment
>>224452551:/
alri benders, it fridayx
>>224452610sexless leftypol vibes
wonder what would happen to me if i went into toil and asked the toileague for her 4 year old daughter's number
>>2244526105'5
Saw this post and it just made me sadDon't remember the last time I was this excited about anything Don't remember the last time I was passionate about anything I live in a state of perpetual boredom Everything I do is just time fillerIt's all so tiresome
>>224452579Go read your obscure russian philosophical melodramas you pseud
>>224452607boomers weren't on facebook in 2011
>>224452652need a nurse to wank me off and slap my bollocks about a bit
Pure Aryan Vrilliance
>>224452630puts it in a whole new perspective doesnt it
>>224452630baffling
>>224452680rorkes new creps
:>
>>224452653so cynical i instantly assumed that was either a bot or they mean drugs in some waynot really a healthy worldview is it
>>224452680Wow, just wow, if this isn't evidence of the six million I don't know what is!
thought of a good rorke post on my way home from work but I forgot it, could I please get a few (You)s
there was a kid at my school who found his parent's dildo collection and he told everyone about it for some reason and then got bullied like fuck for the rest of his time at school
>>224452680>>224452688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEC3X8uhCdM
>>224452716UM
sir mehdi hasan
>>224452693i don't really understand do they just sit there and talk about succulents i mean how much is there to say
High level, bespoke ummies
>>224452716scream
mum bought me a rainbow pin badge
>>224452498Didn't even know him. How are you this deep into the lore?
>>224452716lol
>>224452716idgi
wonder if mum ever has a little wank thinking about me
>>224452741>i mean how much is there to sayLots apparently
>>224452771another one?
>>224452792every mum wanks to try and capture the feel of the orgasm she experience during labour
>>224452792um
>>224452667bro exposed himself as unc for NO reason :skull:
>>224452682
>>224452829cracker
malibu + guarana antarticaoh it lush
>>224452771mum bought me the rainbow cake from tesco and i was visibly disappointed because i thought she thought i was gay because im an incel. turns out she just liked the cake and was oblivious because she bought the same one for my brothers who are massive shaggers
I wonder who has the biggest weiner in India It's got to be a massive 5 or 6 incherThe Brahmin Bull as they call him
>>224452804yeah? im here, what do you need
>>224452854why do you think about brown people's cock size?
>>224452855lemme fuck that throat babe
We need more Willard Debate
Some kino topics negl
>>224452716umscream
>>224452875got bored of the horses did you
>>224452701Don't know if it was six million, but are you denying the existence of concentration camps and the targetting of jews for extermination in nazi-occupied europe?
>>224452830i was born in 2002 but i know that my parents didn't start using facebook until like 2017
>>224452711is this show funny?
I adore children
has been fewer than 30 stops away for ages lads
>>224452792that's an actual um
somewhere out there (probably kazakhstan) there's a beautiful (kazakh) woman waiting for me (in kazakhstan)
Should I watch House
remember webcomics?
fascinating insightdrukpa kunley does it again
right ok um
>>224452927Yh they're so cute aren't they
>>224452915No, it's just twenty seasons of a NYC jew being sarcastic to people.
Best online slots? I've thought about an interesting scheme in which I were to get rich quick, so to speak.
>>224452971i think theyre gay
>>224452953its alright, but honestly i find the first season a bit dull
chatgpt is the worst branding ever. claude and grok are also up there with the worst names for AI. i feel like the only the companies behind copilot, gemini, deepseek understood the assignment. some have said MS should just call theirs clippy but i think thats silly and copilot uses a lot of the same letters as clippy
alright we get it, schizo slop
>>224452953Wilson gets cancer and House fakes his death to escape arrest so they can ride off into the sunset in the lats episode
>>224452931this is mental illness auspost just says "out for delivery" with absolutely no extra information as god intended
>>224452963hate this lebanese midwit
>>224452989>copilot uses a lot of the same letters as clippyname five
>>224452931what we get?
>Russell Howard 'devastated' after his baby son died shortly after birthHOWLING
>>224452977i put 2400 into VWRP every month and that seems to net me a good return
>get haircut>suddenly three different colleagues tell me I look handsomewas that really all it took
sex arse
>>224452958yh
>>224452953don't bother with the actual show this is all you needwww.youtube.com/watch?v=YkL5UfXOhU8
>>224453016its my wine delivery
kazakh deez nuts
>>224453022based handsome ladx
>>224452958still read em innit
asmongold says TRANS RIGHTS
I have 1300 hours in swtor and I can't remember a single memorable moment from it. I can recall class storylines and maps but nothing really stands out. I also never see dreams about it unlike tf2 where I only have 700 hours
>>224453001do you not have live tracking in oz? parcelforce is crap compared to most, actual delivery companies give you the gps of the drivers current location
leftypol supports her
l'arse du sexe
>>224452958https://www.rice-boy.com/vattu/index.php
>>224453085she even looks evilwhy is she in a wheelchair?
>>224453079the tracking page says out for delivery i meanwhy do you need to know the drivers current location though why does everything need to be instant tiktok gratification dopamine receptor rape
>>224453018THE TORIES
what do YOU think i should have for tea?
Sent off my passport with my driving license to change my address because I'm a retard and the DVLA only sent my license back fuck my chud sperg life
>>224452652been told to put my knee down multiple times in the hospital even though I ended up there because I couldn't bend it
the government total cockup
>>224453115Jumped out of a window after, suicide attempt
>>224453132well its useful to know if hes five minutes away or five hours away so you dont have to stay in all day
Got a sudden urge to get microchipped lads
>>224453070would shag the lot of them
>>224453141fish and chips
properly drunk now
>>224452397I have to take a penis test
>>224453012c p i l *4th official holds up sign: y off for o* o
>>224453115shattered her pelvis and legs jumping from a building after she MURDERED her 3 children
>>224453018>only 10 years older than meIt's over
>>224453186>*looks at time*>*subtly shakes head*
reminder
>>224452440Odd coupling, who on Earth would like both Lenin and Trump
>>224453216me, Trump is a communist at heart.
saw a grey alien in the timber aisle at bunnings
>>224453242Trump and Netanyahu are both Hitler 2.0
just had another wet dream thinking about rorke
the 9/10 supervisor is all glum and upset all the time now, gone off her completely tbqh
the aussies are back I see
trump will take falklands as part of greater USA and rorke will do nothing
>>224453116I would love to do this as a 6'1 tall male but when I give it a try it would not staged :(
Been on a WW1 kick recently tbqhThoughts?
I deserve this for my very busy month end
>>224453262Zeta-Reticulans they are allies to humanity
> Nigel Farage says the police are currently refusing to let him on the stage due to a security threat. He is now walking around the venue, dancing to Come On Eileen and Sweet CarolineFucking drama queen this one
>>224453292Little gay boy runt hand.
>>224453297he was sniffing glue
>drinking IPAs
US/Argentine/Israeli fascist imperialists are all united in trying to occupy and ethnically cleanse the Falklands
>>224453292i drew that 20 minutes agoglad they chose my stencil for the drink!
>>224453292of course that feminine hand is holding an IPA
>>224453288ended 100-odd years ago mate
>>224453318I'm sorry ok
>>224453292no dont use that thats the cum blanket
>>224453288reading storm of steel are you?
>>224453292Get a stella in you bender
>>224453313umm
Kidnapped and alien once, put him in my attic and probed his arse hole Yeah let's see how you like it you grey skinned bug eyed bastard
alri alex fischer mate how's it going?
>>224453292>0 print
alex mate...
>>224453372dont know what you mean
did the poster dox his mate did he how funny!!!!!!!!
>>224453018why are all of britain's leading comedians educated at public schools
>hit or miss? guess you never miss huh
>>224453369id get heineken if i wanted lager
normoids will watch the news and be like what is the world coming toand im like bitch take a history lesson it's been like this the entire time
>>224453292got a license for that tv?
AIDs. Everyone forgot about that but it's not gone away.
consider the red backed shrike
in bed
>>224453439Shrikes are wild. Impale their prey on thorns and barbed wire to save for later.
>>224453430it's much more manageable nownot a completely death sentence like in the past
>>224453313proper wish i got into uombut alas, shit grades at a-level
Lindsay Clancy murder case officially declared a mistrial A mistrial was declared after the jury failed to reach a unanimous verdict According to reports, a lone male juror "refused" to join the other 11 jurors in voting not guilty
>>224453417billy joel speaks of this
can't wait for AIDS 2
>>224452912Yes
right well im obviously not visiting that site
Wasting over a year of your life with someone who never cared about you is so embarrassing, I wish I could go back in time and punch myself
Please pre-save Carly Rae Jepsen's upcoming studio album "Day and Night", out in 2 weeks. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-oXwvvTd1yM
wallahi bombaclart trans rights innit senpai
>>224453511Why is that obvious
>>224453407>why are people with a massive leg up in life more successfulGosh I don't know, we'll have to get the boffins in to figure that one out
>>224453486what does this mean for her
>>224453486inconceivably based lad refusing to let the psycho bitch get away with it
more like curly gay japseye
How many of you lads own a record player?Got tame impala's currents going through mine right now
Sometimes in life, you have to STAB and KILLI don't make the rules
>>224453556That’s Juno from Overwatch please be nice to her ok
>>224453577bent
>>224453525old hag
>>224453541it has the word "jewish" in the url so its scary to me
>>224453577I have a personal computer with big headphones that plays every music ever recorded
>>224453597Didn't ask for your sexual orientation, was if you owned a record player
why did he make us download a playlist i cant use it
Should I get these?
alri
>>224453292Why is it always the zestiest hands clutching an IPA
not sure what fillum to watch during tonight's mewtwo hunting
>>224453619couldnt care lesshope this helps
>>224453617good one
orally raping a bottle of sauvignon blanc
modern world be all like >she was a boy, he was a girl>can i make it any more obvious
>>224453619dont like brown soles like this
wanking to feetq
might watch Weather Report - Live at Montreux (1976) [Remastered], might not
>>224453627alri mate wahey
If aliens aren't real then how do we know they come from Zeta Reticuli
*does an epic battle rap*
just lads having a bit of fun
would anyone like to hang out with me socially? :)
>>224453553yeah but in comedy if it feels like they're really overrepresentedalso i don't even see how elite education could help you with the world of comedyit's like we're talking about being a barrister or something
>>224453577Bet you're that lad sipping the IPA
why is cat scared of cumber
>>224453721yeah, where are from?
Might watch The Outlaw Josey Wales againMight also watch Memories of Murder again
Hello, ladsLet's try to stay sober
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zVFht1KbnY ISHOWSPEED WORLD TALENT SHOW
>>224453736United Kingdom
>>224453728on the smirnoff and sainsburys own brand orange juice, actuallynowt wrong with kevin parker
>>224453739grow up
>>224453361Nah. I have Storm of Steel, but haven't read it.On the Triple Alliance side of things I've read/have and read in part:>Kaiser's memoirs>Crown Prince's memoirs>Reminiscences of East Africa by Vorbeck>Ludendor's memoirs>Prince Max of Baden's memoirs>A German Deserter's War Experience by Koettgen>Fateful Years by SazoonovOf the Entente side, I have too many to name
>>224453749sent ;)
>>224453486what the actual fuck
THAT'S WHAT MY STOVE YEARNS FOR NOWOVEN PRIDE
>>224453722Public school -> Cambridge -> footlights -> job in the media
working nights tonight, might be a cheeky mcdonalds tingx
there are gangs of strap on women going around british towns and brutally gang pegging men against their will
sexual chocolate women
>>224453763on the having sex with women side?
on the white spirit
>>224453763Storm of steel is actually kino you should read it
>>224453486They'll just do the trial again however many times it takes until they get a unanimous vote. Still based though
>>224453791women take one look at my pooey hairy arse and want nothing to do with it
>the globohomo tax4blacks clownworld is getting too much for me.. i need to read Der Kaiser's Memoirs again..
>>224453797ok!!
>>224453853Beautiful Nubian princess my wonderful chocolate lady
>>224453791im on the next plane
you stockpiling rice pudding and tinned potatoes?
post friday songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-_0RJYGl0
didnt even read the thread me, just scrolled to the bottom
>>224453853rorke's gf
>>224453853phwoar
>>224453486hero
>>224453878rorke, whatever happened there
>>224453885
>>224453894i just read my own posts over and over again
any yanks in who want to explain to what the vodka in vodka sauce is supposed to do
>>224453885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6n2NcJ7rLc
>>224453885https://youtu.be/8SgmWihcCYM
>>224453920get her playing 2nd row for england
>>224453949wasted vodka drinking
>>224453948>>224453948>>224453948
>lil dickyktim
>>224453885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
>>224453810Wife has been preggers for 4 months and I haven had sex since then>>224453814I don't doubt that. Im much more sympathetic to the Germans/Austrians of that generation than I am of the Nazi generation. My backlog of British authors is too full. Between the memoirs, the fiction of those involved, the poems, etc..I might never get around to Storm of Steel
This one?
>>224452558Bruh
>>224452529I hate the "SF Masterworks" cover designs, every single one is complete dogshit. They could make Shakespeare look like self-published Twilight fanfiction. I haven't seen their cover for Fire Upon the Deep, but I already know for a fact it's ugly garbage.
>>224452397I see a German flag vgh
>>224453503Who's the milf with the cans?
We at /brit/ miss 190
>>224453920looks better than most english roses desu
