>Ameriblobs saw this and said "hey let's go settle here"
>>224461876More like>we're so broke there's no other option but to settle here
>>224461876More like>It's far from perfect and we're broke but let's try our best
>>224461876>swissies saw nothing and did nothing>for centuries
>>224462113>>224462164what does being broke have to do with the south? They could've just ventured out west where it was flat land to settle.
if you wanna be an outlaw and not pay taxes, yeah
>>224462224Injuns in the way
>>224461876louisiana is the most sovl of america
>>224462276they had injuns in florida too
>>224461876>>Ameriblobs*Frenchoids
>is that a place with almost nonexistent winters, warm summers, plenty of sunlight, soil moisture and a growing season that lasts almost an entire year allowing multiple crop yields every year?>oh my feudalism, I'm going insane!do yuroshits really
>>224461876Just a bit humid but oterwise pretty nice prolly
>>224462411>infinite humidity and heat>"""""sunlight""""" under a thick canopy>full of gators, mosquitoes, panthers, venomous snakes>frequent flooding>hurricanesprobably the least comfy place in the world other than jeet metropolies
>>224462741You can just drain swamps.
>>224461876BORN ON THE BAYOUUUUU
>>224461876You guys talk shit about US ....
>>224464408But you fuckers settled in Brapzil, top kek
>>224461876lol im cajunwhats so bad? yall are weak and softthere's so many delicious things to eat in the swamp with butter. im so glad my ancestors moved here hundreds of years ago dudeand its so nice here in the slums, i love it. i sit and eat fried catfish nuggets with a thicc black lady on my lap and i suck her tits for a drinkI'm in Frenchman's heaven. you can get a cocktail drink in the drive thru here. a nice slushy with some rum. now thats what I call Yum
also you can grow SUGAR Talk about printing money guys
>>224464453Based ebony enjoyer
>>224462224Lots of Americans and immigrants did just that, and they created a term to describe how insane it turned them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie_madness
>>224464408>>224464428
>>224461876You couldn't even begin to imagine the amounts of sovl you will experience in a place like this. I long to return to the country of my youth so greatly.
>>224461876>All the gators you can eat>All the booze you can smuggle >endless crawdads >perfect for growing spicy peppers>low T urbanites avoid it like the plagueNah its God's country down there
>>224461876Is that florida? early florida was mostly unpopulated untill AC. Most of the south was settled initially by Caribbean brit nobility trying to maintain the south english aristocrat lifestyle, the only whites they could bring over to work physically where english civil war pow's that fled to the mountains as soon as they could.
>>224462224This is exactly what happened. Poor southerners eventually migrated west in huge numbers once it became relatively safe to do so. The only people who stayed behind were the poorest of the poor, literal slaves, and the few wealthy land/business owners who had financial investment tying them to the south. It was brain drain on an already mostly brainless region. You can see how that turned out.
>>224464776being a wealthy land owner is like being a titan chained to a massive cinder blocki only wish i could carry my american land with me somewhere else lol. i live in a beautiful oasis, in Elysium, but the rest of you are so fucked up its beyond saving. If i could take my merry ass back to england or ireland or germany or scotland i would do it in a heartbeat
>>224462741Mississippi soil is some of the best in the world for growing crops tho, it's Grade 1
im so drunk i just wanna say fuck Wales btw fuck the Welsh. Thousand year old beef
bloody sheep shaggers am i right
>>224461876Faustian
>>224462224>They could've just ventured out west where it was flat land to settle.They settled the piedmonts between the coasts and the Appalachia.
>>224464428Most immigrants didnt go to live in the jungle
>>224461876>Peter the Great saw this and said "hey, let's build our new capital here"
