getting shitfaced edition
previous>>224463670
is that a 9/11 reference?
i like this version better
>>224465553phwoar propa jealousmay heftae poopranch
>>224465590WHAT THE FUCK DOES POOPRANCH EVEN MEANNIGGA YOU MENTALLY ILL
I rejected foid advancements to be here
I am the best boob morpher on the planet.
I think the turtle I take care of at work is sick and it's all my fault. I didn't change his water for months, im supposed to every other week. He's swimming around in his own shit. He's become lethargic and his face is white. I'm going to change his water tomorrow and try to get my boss to take him to a vet, but I might actually kill myself soon.I have become the worst person that can possibly exist. This poor creature is suffering and may die because of my negligence.I'm dead serious I've never hated myself this much in my life. Why should I continue existing if I'm the type of person that would do something so evil and lazy? One of the lizards I take care of died last week, she refused to eat for weeks and wasn't shedding right. I should have told my boss to take her to a vet. I can't get the image of her little limp dead body out of my head. If that turtle dies too then I'm a complete failure of a human being and actually deserve death.I'm going to go self harm, and then contemplate suicide.
>>224465611lol
>>224465553WHAT A LIFE
>>224465611Why do you have a turtle at work? Seems weird.
>5 /cum/s on the logTOTAL /CUM/ VICTORY
>>224465611where do you work?
>>224465634I've got 5 logs in the bowl, if ya know hum saying
Wanna fuck the girl from Radjunk
>>224465611Okay but literally how hard is it to just change the water?
>>224465633>>224465635He's a classroom pet at my university, it's a job for students to set up the classrooms and take care of the animals in them. There are two other turtles and lizards that are very healthy. It's this one that I am so worried about, and so disappointed in myself
Estonia's defense minister got scammed out of 70 million euros by jeets
>>224465644
>>224465652Just buy a new turtle and get rid of the ill one!
>>224465651Not very, it's just laborious and gross.But there is no excuse. I'm a lazy piece of shit that pushed aside my responsibilities
>>224465662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT8_rvMi0VE
holy shidd diss nibba aff tae poopranch agenprop mindbogglin' diss wun imma hairfta be finkin'
>>224465644>quiky chungus karennot even with a rented dick>>224465661how?
>>224465652Not to kick you when you're down but you have definitely fucked up. Hopefully you can use this experience to grow as a person
>>224465661Remember when Estonia had the world's biggest botnet or whatever
>>224465651I havent changed my fish's water in like a week lelpartly because I have to filter it first and it's annoyingmaybe I'll get another bucket tomorrow and just leave it full of filtered water or something
the pyramids were built durring WWI
>>224465644You should want to fuck Martina from Nerdforge instead.
>>224465685The firm he made the contract with it was Indian owned
>>224465705based
>>224465685She's a gamer gurl>>224465705I will fuck both, it seems.
>>224465686It's ruined me as a person, I can never forgive myself. I mean I'm going to try to take him a vet and I am going to change his water, but the fact that I let it get to this point made me realize I am not a good person. I am a pathetic loser piece of shit
>>224465716>buying weapons from jeetshow cheap can you be>>224465724they're bpd demons. you're better off sticking you dick in an ant hill
You know the food video is bad when even the people from that country are shitting on the video
dumb yuiposter
Canadians be like
Don't be such currylovers.
I'm a cunny lover
>>224465803Do you know what that word means?
More of a east Asian curry guy
>>224465810Japanese curry is basically just gravy
who was the original "hot geeky girl" girl?
>>224465803she has really nice proportions. i like how long her neck is.
>>224465803i want to suck her decagon
>>224465817Always liked a good Chinese Curry. Strictly just onions and the meat
>>224465821Alyson Hannigan
>>224465686Am I overreacting
Time for my traditional filipino dinner of pagpag & bagged Coke
>>224465823Yes she is well put together, built for breeding as they say.
its friday night so we can watch anime late into the night
>>224465821Soledad O'brien is a very early example. https://youtu.be/h-b4KXACBWE?t=7
Time for my traditional Canadian meal of Mark Carney's semen in my mouth
Steam wants me to update a demo. Who updates a demo?
>>224465837Your reaction is justified, I would feel the same way if I fucked up as badly. But you evidently feel remorse and compassion so you could use this as a learning opportunity, don't kill yourself.
Reminder that I got the get for /cum/>>224444444
>>224465862Abhorrent post. Truly awful.
let the boomers hit the floorlet the boomers hit the floorthe the boomers hit theFFFFFLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRR
>>224465876We missed the all 2s get :/
>>224465859The UK had them before the US with the women on "Tomorrow's World".https://youtu.be/E0hkGUCmxy0
>>224465876Based and cumpilled
>>224465883One something wrong with him Two something wrong with him
Im tiredTired of jacking off
>>224465902Drink some red bull
>>224465902Have you tried jacking on?
>>224465862Are Americans getting tired of slurping Binyamin Netanyahu’s semen 24/7?
>>224465895quit posting that mid whore and post a real piece of ass like picrel
>>224465910I have to go to sleep so I can help my dad cut weeds at 7am tomorrow I should've gone to bed 2 hours ago instead of watching the alamo
phwoar or something or whatever
Chris Benoit like Lindsay Clancy is innocent
>>224465902using a vibrator made my arms symmetrical
>>224465923.
>>224465949LOL
>>224465949Is this real chat
>>224465941Why do women do this shitThere's so many instances of them getting molested by animals and shit and all they do is lay there and soyface
>>224465928disgusting shit fuckin up the thread nigga get OUT
just watched fargo. have already watched ncfom, the big lebowski and burn after reading. what other coen brothers kino should i watch?
>>224465966o brother where art thou
>>224465966No Country for Old Men, AGAIN.
>>224465941>jeet steals her phone at the endBased
>>224465966Well those are all the best ones so...
>>224465959They’re evolved to lay back and soyface while getting fucked
>>224465962kill yourself you gay canuckistani zipperhead
>>224465975That looks like Joey
>>224465928>SEELE tattoofuck it my standards arent that high
>>224465989NASTY.
>>224465989thats the first time that sentence has ever been uttered
My socks were too tight and they squished my ankles
>>224465876Thank you for your service
>>224465995Tattoo? All I see are stretch marks
>>224465975frfr
>>224465989Very good candidate for the "wick effect"
>>224466009I bet it isn't
The gock effect
>>224466006more like awesome
>>224466011>he doesnt wear over the calf boomer compression socks for improved blood flow
>>224466011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8JyxYX_Ao
>>224466036You're gonna die of cancer
Gockulus RiftCount GockulaHeckler & GockGock 'n' RollGock, Stock, and 2 Smokin' Barrels
>>224466028
>>224466029Brrraap
Shitting uncontrollably
>>224466043yeah thats likely. much more likely than for you to lose weight
I love it when straight couples come to the gay bar... and it keeps on happening until it's not a gay bar anymore..... just kidding I don't love that........
>>224466053Gaped xer ass
>>224466083Actually your line was YOU'RE GONNA DIE OF BEANS AND TORTILLAS
Not gay but I'd suck a dick if it belonged to a pretty enough girl.
Gock and Futacock
some disgusting freaks ITT tonight
>>224466085Biocalvinism’s answer to gentrification
I'm at the gay bar right now.
Aki Honbasho in 9 days!!!!
>>224466106No offense but she needs to put on a little weight if her breasts are gonna be that large and her hips are gonna be that wide
>>224466085Why do people do that anywayWaow its le gay bar honey, so homosex, much queer
>>224466120She has exceptional proportions, you're just used to seeing disgusting fat pigs in 2026.
many pozloaded fags ITT
>>224466122You don't want to hear this but gay bars are moderately better than normal bars
>>224466130My goodness I can practically see her labia
>>224466148That fabric wrinkle is not where the labia is located
>>224466137this isn't even good fat you just have shit taste bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIsKtMS7is
Virgins may be unaware that vaginas are located around where your taint is, not where your penis comes out.
This girl is classically pretty, she belongs in a photo from the 1930s.
>>224466137alright who is she
just sneezed
After much research and studying peer reviews I have come to the conclusion. The solution is more alcohol.
>>224466173>classically prettyShe's so current year its insane. Quintessential heavily photoshopped instahoe e-thot
drinking milk
>>224466210interesting theorem. whats your hypothesis?
>>224466213You sound like a jealous troon.
>>224466218>only a handful of individuals, whose evil joys depend on general misery, desire war.That’s who I am, and you’re nothing.
>>224466228shes aggressively midjew faceweak skulllarge foreheadno figure (thats why she shops it)
>>224466223If we consume more alcohol our sad miserable lives will end sooner and be happier
99 Jahre KriegLießen keinen Platz für SiegerKriegsminister gibt's nicht mehrUnd auch keine DüsenfliegerHeute zieh' ich meine RundenSeh' die Welt in Trümmern liegenHab' 'n Luftballon gefundenDenk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen
Laying on my couch(Stadium seat on the floor)
War is something that you pray doesn't happen, but is quite interesting when it does happen.
Has America been a force for good in the last 50 years?
>>224466264only a molested person would think of this
I deserve to be hung by my toes
>>224466251You are a confirmed faggot. Your seat in Hell has been reserved.
>>224466278Why?
the seething idiot is probably a mid foid who is just jealous. many such cases.
i rate this 7.5/10
>>224466336it was better than people give it credit for but in retrospect it doesn't deserve more than a 7.5.
>>224466336That part where they show the alien spooked me
>>224466351agreed
>>224466288>another slop image>>224466318There are literally no women on /int/, closest thing is the gay femboy fags
by jove this kettle in the fridge contains chili con carne, the evening is saved!
The gay bar is NOT lit tonight
>>224466289The way you type screams insecurityThe content of the question screams naivetyCanadian flagThe whole post just has a faintly rapebait vibe to it
>>224466375
>>224466277It has been a force for ill since its inception
>>224466376It's too foidy in here
My favorite leaf is Tate McRaecist
>>224466397Waste of good mustard
SHANT be concerned with the opinions of homosexuals.
Brushing my teeth for the first time in heaven knows how long
>>224466382>The way you type screams insecurityThe way you're seething against some innocuous comment shows you're projecting
>>224466417Women who do this are low self esteem
CBЧ
>>224466424SHANT.
>>224466423Yep. Definitely molested
>>224466438Yep projecting
never been to a party
reminder that trannies are the reason why ana kasparian became female hitler
>>224466417Where are her organs
>>224466459She's hot
>>224466460I'm exploring them right now
>>224466444go to a bar at 11pm on a Saturday night.that's party.
Oh no trannysisters how are we going to cope
>>224466460https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_without_organs
>>224466468She looks a lot like a next door neighbour from my childhood home, except the neighbour was French Canadian and not Armenian
>>224466468Not as hot as you
>>224466485That is insane. What about the unemployed NEETs who clock in gaming hours like it’s a full time job?
>>224466485>its realwho is fucking stupid enough to pay for that shit?
>running >pass by burger joint next to high school>thousands of teenfags because football game>random bitch says to me "RUN, RUN!">say: ...t'fffuck up!>keep running>hear some simpfags yelling shit from afar Friday night lights my ass
>>224466485ill fuck a tranny if the nigga cute enough ion give a shit
>>224466483im a freak. ill drive out everyone
>>224466511I'd rather just fuck a regular boy
Kind of crazy how zesty niggas are willing to assume a high risk of contracting HIV, or else take PrEP, in order to do sodomy with another man, rather than just fuck a woman like everyone else
>>224466485This is why I'm a PC gamer
Awh shit i fucked up big time. I had to drive into the city I let this dumb bitch come with me. I had ONE rule for her to accompany me and that's is DONT GET STUPID DRUNK. I didn't even forbid her to drink, just don't drink too much because she's a complete awful nightmare when she's drunk. Already on the drive her she already got drunk asf and it's getting worse now by the minute. We didn't even make it to the bars yet and she's already fucking trashed.This is especially bad because she's a felon and on probation and not even supposed to leave the state. I swear she's gonna end up doing some stupid shit and get herself arrested. The only way she gets away with it normally is because we live in a small as fuck town, but if she does her usual antics her she's fucked.
Watching Wild Wild West
>>224466555epic digits confirm
I'm sorry for schizo posting so much lately bros.I'm very mentally unwell. I don't know what's happening to me
>>224466485This can't be real. Holy fuck lmao it's literally the type of thing people would make meme greentexts about 12yrs ago as an exaggerated example
>>224466565With Will Smith?
>This is why I'm a PC gamer
>>224466520>ill drive out everyonebars are a weird place. Basically just don't talk to anyone and you're good. Either you stay quiet or start a bar fight.
Doesn’t the Steam Machine make consoles completely obsolete?
>>224466585The 60s tv show
>>2244665095 hours a month?Are we sure this isn't some meme Twitter account spreading fake news?
You guys are all gay incel losers
wild wild west desperado
>>224466602i thought it was fake but that screenshot is from xbox's own site.
Unintentional ASMR is great
the will smith movie SUCKED
>>224466507anyone using those cloud gaming services isn't a real gamer to be fair
>>224466603>gay incelRedundant. “Sex” is short for “sexual relations,” i.e. relations between the sexes, therefore all homosexuals are incels by definition, as they do not have sex, or do not have relations with the other sex
>>224466616thats why i listen to david bull
>>224466633How about David Cuck
>>224466633What about David Incel
>>224466625this guy knows from experience
>>224466625Fag
You know I have met a ton of Davids in my life and not one of them went by "Dave"
>>224466664I’ve known several Davids, and the only one I actually liked used Dave
this is what AI is all about reallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isXbdBL8LIs
>>224466640>>224466658its david bull and he's a canadian who moved to japan in the 80s to dedicate the rest of his life to woodblock printing. ukiyo-e art made a huge resurgence thanks to him.
>>224466681The David I met in college kicked my friends and I out of his apartment so he could fuck my sister and 2 of her friends in a foursome, I posted about it on /cum/ the night it happened, think it was 2021
My dad's name is David
>>224466704
Dig up the bones of kings and slaves and tell me which is which
>>224466704I think I remember that
>>224466725this but transgenders and women. you couldnt tell the difference between the two.
extremely dumb yoshiposter
Oh god im gumming
Yoshinenes
there's porn on the 'log>>224466617
>>224466774thought that was gay porn
>>224466792It's not?
>>224466563I'm so tired of dealing with her. She's OK sober but Jesus christ she is the worst drunk personality of anyone I've ever known. I'm tempted to intentionally get her in trouble with the police out of spite for how much of an obnoxious asshole she is when drinking. She said she'd get 5yrs minimum for probation violation. She's not supposed to drink, she's definitely not supposed to do cocaine which I made her because I thought maybe it'd sober her up a bit but I think that actually made her even worse. Also yeah she's not supposed to leave the state. It'd be pretty fucked up but it would also get her out of my hair.
>>224466813it's a woman.
'orn on 'og
>>224466819who?
>>224466840my favorite part was when he took his dick out and made the girl suck it
short hair sex arse
>>224466885i don't like that kind of hardcore cardio sex. it eliminates the romantic aspect
it it late enough to slum with brittany venti videos yet
why the fuck is this general more active during the week at this time but dead on weekends when people actually can stay up late?
>>224467049I don't know.
>>224467049Normie gen
>>224467049a question that has baffled mystics for eons
>>224467049normies are out having sex and partying
eepy, had a long day
>>224467049We are having sex with our wives right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djR-0lyQtik
its true, I'm having sex with that guy's wife right now
i'm having sex with all of you
reminder to poorfags
>>224467049/cum/ is a snooze general and this is prime time for snoozin
>>224467178nigga its 11 PM
>>224467178I snooze in the late morning and early afternoon.
>>224467049/cum/ is for staying up late when you’re supposed to be sleeping for toilberg, not for when you’re supposed to be fucking bitches
>>224467206you can fuck bitches during the week too.
>>224467174i'm a fat fuck and would eat the right side in one sitting though
>>224467226I might put this to the test next week
ridiculously thirsty for some reaosn
I should invest in weed rehab
Whoa
I'm a fat hasbara Jew
>>224463372HERE U GO, BENCHOD
>>224467281You're a gang weeder?
Posting from my squat spot in West Edmonton Mall.
you know you're old when you involuntarily fart when you squat
>>224467361Gotta do those kegels.
>>224467348>You're a gang weeder?No I mean I should literally invest in it to make money because everyone is a gang weeder these days.I fucking hate weed and always have.
took too much dude gang weed and I am fucking hungry
real
kill all gockposters
>>224467386
I always hated the show Friends.
been watching letterkenny but it's kind of fucking goofy it's like watching a shitty sitcom but without the live audience
>>224467469>sitcom>live audienceDoes he know?
LINDSAY CLANCY IS INNOCENT
>>224467475that 70s show had a real live audience
>>224467495foid coded post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-9Y4CCIWnM
>>224467526why would she kill her kids then?
>>224467530formerly sneed grape
i keep it inside and laugh on my own. because who else gonna do it for me? no one. its dangerous.
>>224467495only incels on 4chan would argue otherwise
I think a chudjak remake of 12 angry men would be a hoot and a holler
I prefer having sex during the work week rather than the weekend
watching porn
>>224467541cia made her do it o algo
>>224467591sound like not guilty to me then?
>>224467575
>>224467630yes, thats the picture I saw
/cum/? more like /dead/
>>224467612she's guilty of being a cia asset and needs to be given the chair
what did i hear
I have trouble understanding the appeal of Victoria's Secret.
>>224467876the models or the clothes?
>>224467876boobs, you fruit
>>224467913clothes obviously
I'm just a cute t-girl
>>224467921was alluding to women's affection toward their underwear
playing runescape again at 2am
>>224467956Nigga it's 11:55pm
>>224467966live in a real time zone
too much ai slop on youtube. anytime i see a remix of a song its almost always ai now. i have to check the date of videos and look for really old stuff now that predates ai takeover.
>>224468005I very rarely see ai tbqh but I also follow a ton of very low sub niche channels so maybe I've gamed the system
business idea: ai porn
>>224468027the real money is in ai goon battles
business idea: ai /cum/
>MMXXVI>still playing runescape
Free my nigga chris benoit
post beer /cum/brains
>>224468074>>224468074>>224468074
>>224468027no
>>224468078when did Jason drink beer
holy fuck I gotta buy a new charging cable
then you add kurt angle to the mix
>>224468141I'm not jason I'm jerry
>>224468074>>224468074>>224468074Recycle
>>224467174A pound of ground beef is like $8 here wtf are you smoking?
