What is your excuse for not having a gf in your cunt?
>>224466835Jiminy Christmas
>>224466835Do girls really like dwarves on silly costumes?
>>224466835I'm not a paedo Scots dwarf who dresses as Oompa Loompa
>>224469103but do you groom underage boys as per tradition
>>224466835They look so punchable guys
>>224469191I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with the oompa loompa. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.
>>224466835Women scare me and I am extremely ashamed of my own body.
>>224470640you are me fr fr
>>224466835>What is your excuse for not having a gf in your cunt?Im ugly
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>>224471686This guy doesnt have a gf though
>>224470482that's cruel and uncalled forunless you can get a hold of Peter Dinklage
>>224471743Are you calling that journalist a fucking liar?
>>224471962It says he tried to groom girls not that he has a gf retard
