dover patrol edition
rorke's have started heeming police
its a bit sad but i just bought myself one of those sad lamps for the upcoming winter darkness x
Seeing a lot of non-vegan climate doomers since that UN report was released. Stop being performative and fucking do something. Go vegan.
Need a girlfriend (or boyfriend) that I can put on a leash and make wear a dog tail and they wag the tail and I fuck them and treat like like a dog
Mad how 9/11 caused a split in the timelines and we all ended up in the wrong universeJust not on at all really
All British mobile networks block 4chan
pipe down mousejeet
I would eat the poo straight from Emma Watson's anus.
>>224471257leftypol says ACAB except today
Government mong loves his government
prone on the cliffs of dover with a red tiger Intervention running FMJ and Extended Mags picking off biomass as they come over the horizon
yeah well ive got £19.50 in vouchers for tesco how many do you have?
the subscription
>>2244713124444444444
Get them defunded
>>224471312i have vouchers for m&s
>>224471312£20
>>224471286
Are there any counter protestors? Some old white dykes perhaps?
>>224471332s
Shop at Ocado now meShan't be leaving the house for anything
>>224471312£19.51
>>224471333no its just a group of rorkes standing still on a roadbizarre protest
Wonder how many of these gammons have jobs. Wonder how many have criminal records.
>>224471332fucking screaming
start the boats
>>224471333Leave Greg out of this
pop the boats
STOP THE BOATS
>>224471259i got one of those but i like wearing a sleep mask in bed so it's a bit pointless
>>224471348cant get jobs because of woke refugees
talk to the boats
>>224471333these are on the way to smash rorke in
wog the boats
EAT THE BOATS
the rorkes are advaning
This is who's calling you Rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8gUhDd6WE
rorke tries to politicise anything but really a mentally ill woman who killed her children? it has fuck all to do with abortion or feminism. this is a new low for you, rorke.
am bottom
Need to sniff her lady parps.
>a handful of people stand in the road and the entirety of Dover comes to a standstillScreaming
my chair smells and i can't seem to get it clean
sink the boats?
ok but really what does rorke even expect to achieve from this
>>224471418piss off dtfib
yorkshire... funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg
size of this rorke unit
fling the boats into orbit with a rickety trebuchet
https://vocaroo.com/1cpVsfV8ehNM
>>224471438imagine your head being too big for a balaclava
>South Korea is giving its entire population free access to AI, no token limits
>>224471263
>>224471418they're not thinkers
Rorke btfo
>>224471438fat cunt
going to the petrol station to get petrol for my car which runs on petrol
Round up the niggers and fire them at biomass containment units with a trebuchet to siege the walls of the biomass containment units
>>224471450Funny when someone posts the fats that vegans actually have higher life expectancy that meat eaters you just get seething in response.
Miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>224471450all diets lack vitamin d
>>224471466selfish cager bastard
>>224471466petrol car is it?
>>224471456What a big mouth she has
PORT OF DOVER IS LOCKED DOWNhttps://x.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/2096164240977527113
>>224471456Immies are good though
day 2 of the Reform party conference and it's so great ok
>>224471500ok
Tell me, Anon, is this "rorke" that you talk about in the room with us right now? Can you see him?
rorke wearing a burqa to own the libs, nice protest dude
>>224471471he never said that that was a fake account ok
>>224471491it's dover
20 years in the can..
sucking vitamin d from sunberg’s load
Based
>>224471500knock off top gear
ALLAHALLAHWHO THE FUCK IS ALLAH
>>224471471Justice for George droyd
the fightback has begunthe biomass is going back
launching an intercontinental ballistic missile at... well, wouldn't you like to know? ;)
>>224471491>thousandsthere's about 180 people, auditors included
>>224471438his pockets are full of weapons
>>224471553my bollocks
jorge flyod
jason arday
Launching them scuds at Dover xWorld leaders know x
>mumberg panicking telling me the fucking roof is flooding>go into her room>barely hear anything>listen harder>can hear some tiny dropplets of rain>mumberg insists the roof is leaking and is collapsingRight then, dementia
uppercutting the leftypol “nigga” into the stratosphere
rorke's are running away hahah
girl smiled at me on the tube the other daytwice!what a rare thing that is
>>224471365i dont mean the sunlight alarmi have one alreadyi mean the extra extra sunlight max beam lampsso you can blast yourself with light beyond what the sunlight alarm can give
HALF A FUCKING TRAY IN DERE
dogberg
who’s in the wrong
>>224471627i was hungry
getting hungry for food
The body cannot produce vitamin D without cholesterol. And you can only get cholesterol from meat, eggs and dairy.So, in a way, vitamin D is a blessing that the Sun God gives you for slaughtering or enslaving an animal under his domain.It's literally a steroid hormone that makes you stronger, your bones denser and makes you harder to kill.Are you enjoying the Sun's blessings today?
>>224471551where's her bulge
>>224471632the late person obviously
>>224471500blokes socks are a fucking disgrace>>224471645nah staying in mostly methe sun is for wrinkly old tanned typesnot me thatim doing a bit of a korean bit
>>224471596get here in a home pronto
The covid years were the completion of a successful mass psychosis engineering event.
>>224471632Both of them are needlessly passive aggressive. Too many people are like that. Horrible people.
>>224471645the body produces its own cholesterol mate
>>224471632neither personthey realised they have irreconcilable differences before it got too late
I'M ENGLAND TILL I DIEI'M ENGLAND TILL I DIEI KNOW I AMI'M SURE I AMI'M ENGLAND TILL I DIEhttps://x.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/2096180721794605539
>>224471450that pic is amusing. you look around outside, see millions of obese sick people, who all eat meat, but they'll tell you that you're the malnourished one and consider themselves the chads.
All the online intellectuals keep saying woke is over but I know people who've gone woke in the last year or two out of nowhere, reckon we're still climbing the hill
>>224471709right so to counter you use a different strawman?
any plans for today apart from firing zingers into the void
>>224471734im going to get boozed
she was tired, rorke. the children had to die.
>>224471734no not really
LOL 'protest' over
zulus, fahsands of em
>>224471726these people have not gone away or changed their minds about anything. Rather, they have been festering. Their minds have been growing ever darker.
>saying woke>in 2026is this an unc general?
climbing the hill in my own wayx
Arguing with strangers online gives my life meaning
>>224471778Your life has no meaning.
>>224471689Not enough for long term health. Enough to survive plant based diets in the short term. Source: look at pictures of long-term vegans.>>224471709Most of these "meat eaters" follow government-promoted plant-based diets and their meat intake is only a very small percentage of their diet.Calling them "meat eaters" is plain dishonest when their diets are 80% grains and other carb-heavy plant foods.
>>224471772this songs reminds me of liverpool football club which is good
confound those dover boys
>>224471794You'll do nothing
be nice to each other :)
Um actually 'woke' doesn't even exist, it doesn't even mean anything so you can't argue against it
hot mental gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S0BU-K4eZE
>>224471632>getting as far as going to a restaurant then cancelling the date because they didn't say pleaseis this what modern dating is actually like now jesus christ
>>224471795you are gravely mistaken if you think i'm gonna read any of that and argue with you on a saturday morning lmao
how do they prove bidmas surely its hard to prove
>>224471795>Not enough for long term health. Enough to survive plant based diets in the short term. Source: look at pictures of long-term vegans.utter bollocksyour body produces all the cholesterol you need thats how the body worksevolution has very much solved the problem for ussome people may have a deficiency but that is a problem that should be resolved medically not by necking 12 eggs a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Vzo3C2vUQ
Was bodmas in my day, none of this woke shite
>>224471695What's the plan then? You can't send Shabana Mahmood back to PakistanTarquin won't allow that
>>224471726drew a graph
>>224471769you're a 50 year old man spaino
bodmas? biomas? woke shiteit;'s biomass
The woman who brings Tim too much stuff brought him too much again. It makes him drop stuff on the floor
>>224471816they met on Raya which is like tinder for men who are high net worth individuals
>>224471820You did read all of that, then fumed about it, and pretended you didn't to play cool.>>224471831>your body produces all the cholesterol you need thats how the body worksNo, it doesn't.
Mad how Armie Hammers great-grandad was mates with Lenin
>>224471867oh so every single female on there is an entitled stuck-up bitch that massively overrates her own self worth? That explains a lot actually
>>224471869again not reading but will guess it's another strawman and adding you to the filter ;)
>>224471867Are the ladies more peng?
>>224471869>No, it doesn't.yes it doesobviouslywhy would a pig produce enough cholesterol to live but not a human
lifting toil todayrunning toil tomorrow
>>224471892he destroyed you tbf
boring bastard toil all day every day
>>224471906prefer to run before lifting. hate running after a squat and deadlift day
snickers are actual an alright chocolate bar I thought I wouldn’t like it because of the nuts
anyone going to the usual suspects summer forest rave tonight?
>>224471929what have you got against nuts
>>224471915only thing he destroyed is a strawman. bro loves sending them flying.
sneeders formerly chuckler's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wd7vNIMbs8
Going to the gym every day so I can be rejected for my face and personality instead of my body
>>224471948how do you know that if you claim not to have read his posts?
just added myself to the filter ought to show him
>>224471680they're going extinct regardless
>>224471946I like cashews just not the rest
>>224471984can i interest you in a pistachio?
>>224471961not familiar with spain flag on /brit/? thought his initial picture was posted in good faith?don't bother replying i'm hungover and boutta have a wank then go out for lunch
mousey is at dover. patriot
going home bargains for weird cheap tat
>>224472001ah you're a mindraped victim of spainlord, i should have thought
still no sign of my wine that was due for delivery yesterday and the tracking hasn't updated since last night
unironically once bought a sex arse and then cancelled it a few minutes later after a moment of clairtystill sort of wish i'd committed to it
lose all interest in women after I cum and then have to continue pretending I’m interested
>>224472005right well... erm... sex
>>224472036I drink it ok
Have to decide what I'm doing soon or I'll end up watching Newcastle vs. Bournemouth
right that's me off to work, I'd be more annoyed about it if not for my lovely female colleagues
>>224472053well i'll be getting a refund if thats the case
>>224472036any spastic that pays to have basic groceries delivered by a brown deserves every shit thing that happens to them
>>224472067No refund ok it delivered soon
>>224472073dont think 18 bottles of wine is basic groceries
when i get my own house i'm getting some fleshlights
really fond of this "ok" gimmick
>>224472071No wonder they ended up killing her. Deserved.
all in here >>>/gif/31133848
first bender, then flexo, then fry
Woman looking at magazine rack in newsagent shop, London, UK (2008)
>>224472071yet he looks just like young prince phillip
what is brits thoughts on chromebooks?just need a new lappy as a wanking station and place to watch autistic videos on jewtube really you see
Going to allow myself to wallow here until noon and then I'm getting in the shower
>>224472111rahted
>>224472117Had all the naked tit mags already gone by that point or is this just a stuffy shop?
all wine destroyed
>>224472111
>>224472117back in the days where you could walk up in the aisles and strike up a chat with some lady, get her number, CALL her (none of that gay whatsapp shite), and meet her at the pub the same night
just coomed for the first time in my life purely through mental thought and no physical touch and probably will never be able to again
>>224472131Why would you ever buy a chromebook instead of a windows laptop. Just get a three hundred quid or so refurbished thinkpad or something.
>>224472111ffs mousenonce
i lost all interest in dogs arseholes after having a cavapoo and having to get her anal glands expressed
got some thunderball tickets on
>>224472165
>>224472138You could still buy Front in like 2014
>>224472155always wondered how trannies do that
>>224472138they are either further along or on the top shelf
>>224472165common sentiment at the psych ward i volunteer at
>CIA accused of using directed energy weapons to target and psychologically abuse whistleblowers.
>>224472179
>>224472200s
>>224472181it must be something to do with having the right mental state and hormones flowing because I thought it was impossible
>>224472179used to buy magazines like this after school and take turns wanking with them with matesstill friends now and dont talk about it
Might get the Final Fantasy VII played
>>224472200scr
>>224472179Ok but her nipples are covered. I remember mags with full on bare tits on the front cover. Corr that's a cute bird on that one though. Shame she's probably a blown out fat old woman now.>>224472189Top shelf of my local newsagents was pure filth back in the day.
dark days when uncs were cranking the hog to magazines
done all me errands haven't i
>>224472223time to get the frasier on
Reckon people who fall asleep as soon as they hit the pillow are NPCs. Nothing going on in their heads to keep them up.
>>224472223>>224472230i've got the frasier on havent i
>>224472221Better days you mean. If you can coom to static images of clothed women, you're in a good place.
>>224472231alcohol makes me do that
>>224472233quite stylish
>>224472230too high brow for me sorry
>>224472071uhhhh cheuqe please!
https://www.reddit.com/r/uknews/comments/1w7wlck/nigel_farage_laughing_at_a_female_protestor_being/?utm_source=embedv2&utm_medium=post_embedsqueal
ChatGPT - How do i start a civil war?
does deeptrhoat feel good?i mean it looks good but some pornstars said it actually hurts them
me and my mates found a bagful of porn mags when we were about 12 that someone had dumped and we divided them between us. I rolled them up and hid them in a magnetic dart board tube. This was before I had internet, didn't get it till I was 14 so my early wanking days were the old school way like our da's
>>224472153proper men back thenproper grafters
>>224472214a bloke used to bring them into work and my dad brought one home once
>>224472260HOWLIN, they're tearing at her like zombies
>>224472271It feels peng yeah
up at 6:30 and done shite up until now it’s the weekend ffs
i got my parents to buy me nuts magazine almost every week
>>224472165least deranged dogmong
mad how many women have bbls now
>>224472319never met any
>>224472277dadberge gave me an old work computer of his and completely unfiltered internet in my bedroom from 11 so i was doomedby 12 i was wanking to piss drinking or fart porn
Yeah mad how women are following a trend, not like them that
remember cassie from skins?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05La9f7yK-0
just fixed a load of things on carberg
>>224472341no i dont so i wont be watching this
>>224472336incel, can you think of any similar trends men are following?
got me flash and circle armband ready for when it all kicks off
>>224472277>>224472330Could be worse.
>>224472346cruel
>>224472346hows he got himself in there then
>>224472349kek boiled that freak
>>224472341oof madone
>>224472326Need to go outside for that x
in Lidl lads
>>224472336Because men don't do steroids, TRT, finasteride, hair transplants, peptides, and are all completely natural? Yeah?
She won.
>>224472381reposted from reddit again award
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn2A1p13Sg
>>224472231I have panic attacks and can’t breathe sometimes when I’m trying to get to sleep because I think about how I’ve wasted my whole life and done nothing
>>224472359bizarre and downright dangerous fantasy
*claps*
crazy whiteknighting itt
>>224472271I’ve only met with one guy who was seriously into it but my throat fucking killed the next day it was horrible. Maybe it gets easier the more you do it idk
Got this little shit of a coworker who unfortunately is very cute, who approaches me whenever she can
>>224472381Supermarket meatgrim
>>224472390Haven't been following this but from what I can ascertain she killed three children and is somehow getting away with it just by claiming mental health? Am I missing some major details because how on earth is a jury buying that?
saw an advert for a movie that comes out on 9/11guessing yanks forgot about it already?
>>2244723814chan is blocked on mobile networks so no you aren't
>>224472434you ever....you know.... in the arse...?
That Dover protest glows like the sun
>>224472390:3
um
>>224472390yeah paralysed and will be in a loony bin or prison for her entire life big winner
>>224472434you know what needs to be done
>Airport in the middle of a towerSeriously, what were amerilards thinking?
>>224472440i would imagine psychiatrists do examinations to see if shes truthful or not but who knows in leftypols sick twisted world. he believes anything anybody tells him
Senior citizens officially outnumber young children worldwide for the first time in human history.
>>224472390bet she girlwanked herself into a coma to blacked raw after the verdict
>>224472440Not how it works in Massachusetts. When a defendant claims not guilty by reason of insanity, the burden of proof is on the State to show that she was in fact sane enough to be held culpable for her crimes.
why is she in a wheelchair anywayhow did she managed to kill her kids like that
>>224472474you don't know that
>>224472459demonic jewish visage
>>224472459The modern American womanA pilled up zogbrained mess!
>>224472440well yeah she clearly had mental healthshe been in psychiatric care for six months and had tried to get help for severe post natal depression but was deniedshe also tried to kill herself by throwing herself out of a winder after killing her kids hence why shes in a wheelchairthe only scenario she gets found guilty of premeditated murder is if the defence shit themselves which they didnt in the first trial
>>224472476mate
>>224472474mad how most societies are all just suddenly decided to stop having children. feels like an atavistic behaviour rather than anything conscious
>>224472474BasedGet their pensions topped up
Careful, the Foid Defence Force is here lads
>>224472493ngl, all the incel freaks ive seen attacking her on 4chan conveniently missed out all these details.i havent been following the case at all
>>224472472>>224472484>>224472493She sounds mental desu, just take her out the back and put her down do the whole world a favour, let god judge her
feel like gingers should always have blue or green eyes and a ginger with brown eyes there is something wrong
Careful, the Incel Army is here lads
>>224472476you need shooting heathermong
>>224472493she saw psychiatrists daily, she had more "care" than 99.99% of women
doing a little dance
>>224472440The jury is 9 women and 3 men.
she deserves the death penalty
Mad how Yankbrained we all are now
It`s Pocket Monster`s GO! Mega Finale ...Today !!!I`m so ... excited !!!
>>224300532>>224300532>>224300532
>>224472578nothing going on in this boring pakified hell island innit
surely all murderers are mentally ill? humans have evolved to be empathetic and collaborative social animals (to an extent).
YOU WILL have a showerYOU WILL get dressedYOU WILL go for a walk
>>224472597grow up
i understand birth rate, but why is there a death ratesurely that's just 1:1
>>224472591right, well that wasn't the new was it.
>>224472597mental illness is a concept it only exists on paper
>>224472604showered yesterday got me lazy clothes on been out already
>>224469975>>224469975>>224469975
>>224472604i'll do fuckin nuthin
>>224472604shan't be partaking in that woke shite
