STANDING BY CANSLAD edish
>>224475608
How does it make you feel seeing an entire generation of boys and girls posting on social media, profiting from 4chan culture, incel slang and aesthetics, and trying to act like they’re part of some underground subculture when, in reality, they’re just performing for an audience and are probably some of the most conventionally normal people imaginable with very normal social lives?
https://youtu.be/N2DqSJqusSY
>>224475624that black broke his back!
Venezuelans are the Pikeys of the Americas
>>224475630I don't feel anything about it. I can't feel any more.
>>224475630nobody under the age of 25 is normal by the standards of any previous generation
>>224475609arsed it all up have you? so to speak
>>224475624
>>224475636shagged one of them a few times. didnt know there were any in the uk
still yet to make a decision about if i'm putting lentils in my pasta bake or not
>>224475651what was Antonine even doing all the way up there?
>>224475666yeah it's well and truly arsed to little bits
is dat poep?
>>224475667She's fit So I'm glad it wasn't a poop
>>224475672you'll be putting a cock in your arse also presumably
I've only ever shagged one arse. A South East Asian women who was a bit overly eager for it so I thought i'd give it a do. Thankfully her arse was clean so the condom didn't come out pooey. Never bothered again, just not that into sex arses.
Authentic Indian flavors
>>224475651Two places called Isca? Must have got confusing for them. Fucking ancient retards really.
>>224475636haitians are way worse
>>224475667>wij hebben een problem>Chloe habt gepoept!>we gaan>wat nou
first order of business as prime minister: any ice cream with fudgy syrupy bits must be at minimum 25% fudgy syrupy bits by weight i want proper globs NOT having this limpwristed sprinkling through trhe tub just not on
>>224475667Dutch are the craziest shitRegular lads and lasses you'd see anywhere here but they all speak like Jar Jar Binks
>>224475630unc really thought he was in some secret 4chan club LOL
>>224475719Isca Dumnoniorum and Isca Augusta.
>>224475608I hate being a burden on everyone it's why I left 2 of my blue collar jobs even after talking to the owner of the company I worked at he geniuely was sad for my reasoning. I told him after 90 days I proved myself useless even after trying to learn and that I am just tired of life. Most people are masters at what they do after 2 weeks I always struggle I don't have ADHD just retarded
might sit in a pool of stagnant water for a few days like my based Brittonic ancestors
>>224475726Venezuelans are so bad that I would trade you some of them for Haitians
>>224475742
>I hate being a burden on everyone it's why I left 2 of my blue collar jobs even after talking to the owner of the company I worked at he geniuely was sad for my reasoning. I told him after 90 days I proved myself useless even after trying to learn and that I am just tired of life. >Most people are masters at what they do after 2 weeks I always struggle I don't have ADHD just retarded
you'll poo nothing
>>224475782>CuckstoelLmfao
Should probably make that roll mumberg bought meA fucking plain fucking roll from the fucking deliShe was in the fucking deliShe could have gotten shite put on it
>>224475710Done a few arses me. Best was this fat new Zealand chick I met in Thailand who loved being arse fucked and choked. She did leave some shit on my dick once but it was a small price to pay for a very satisfying bang.
>>224475787great image>>224475788great post
dutch is just English but retarded
Resisting all temptations to eat today. Lean is law. This our motto.
screaming and shitting through my disabled neighbours letterbox at 3:15am
>>224475806
We caught Rorke
>>224475769Come on in the water is great
>>224475787I mean I am a sad faggot your not really punching up are you?
>>224475830other way round really. english derives from Frisian
think i just went woke lads
slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil told me privately that this roided up douche colleague confessed his undying love for her and she turned him down and we both laughed at how much of a loser he is
>>224475863Doin a transgender are you then?
just made a NOISE COMPLAINT to my local council like some 90 year old womanThere's a bloke with Stage 3 autism who keeps screaming at the top of his lungs out his window. Sometimes it's once every 60 seconds for a half hour, othertimes it's once every few hours. Either way he's a cunt and I want him gone.Got a leftypol council though so they might just message me back calling me a retard racist or summat and tell me to get fucked.
have an annoying lingering shoulder injury that is prohibiting shoulder gains in the gym. bit vexing
>>224475836ermplease don't post softcore cp
>>224475886not personally but now i’m an ally and is it really that wrong don’t be bigot
might scream out the window for a bit
>>224475903It was a visualization of you.
>>224475881you're her work bestie (meaning she thinks you're homosexual or completely sexless)
>>224475608In a proper society men like me would be killed at birth I wish eugenics continued because autism and men like me would cease to exist and we would all be ubermensch
>>224475924Why do you imagine me staring in softcore cp
wouldn't mind being deaf desu
>>224475898i hope he goes berserk and batters you
>>224475934normally people like you (americans) are killed during preschool so you arent all too far off
>>224475938definitely better than being blind.
moo
This is the country with the highest number of entries on the worst of the worst list from our department of Homeland Security. Guess the country in the replies.
idea: stanley tutsihes the same, but black
gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty gucci morty
Anyone asked ChatGPT to rate their cock?
was about to make a mean-spirited post but didn't want to upset anybody so I deleted it. medal please
gfberg telling me why I'm destined to go to hell for being a scorpio for the thousandth time
>>224475977san marino
>>224475977obviously mexico, who else
>>224475809Fair enough, if you are into that you have my blessing. just not for me. New Zealand women really live up to reputation for being massive whores.
bro you seen gucci morty
>>224476005you're still evil for thinking it to begin with
>>224475971roar
>>224475953Hi LEredditjeet, it's funny that you migrated to /brit/ after getting bullied by your fellow Canadians off /cum/.
>>224476006me i’m a libra so don’t have hear any of that shite no one cares about us
just remembered levi roots and his cheeky saucewonder when he last shot a load out of his fat bbc
>>224476043probably in your mums arse last night
Honestly would the world really morn me if I committed suicide id feel slightly bad if people cried but at the same time I want my suicide note to be a crude and mean as possible Call people pussies and bitches Fill it with unfunny memes and maybe peon
just unlocked a new nickname
mecha gucci morty
>>224476043reassess your life
>>224475935>staring in softcore cp>staringfreudian slip innit
>>224475838Cody bro, thats not Rorke dude.
>Built for BBCNews
We cooking
>>224476062bros frying onions loool
>>224476043the country went reggae reggae mad for a while didn't it. had it on everything
gggggggggucci morty
>>224476062phwoar should do that too
>>224476013Ding ding ding
this stuff is mega peng
Woke up from a nightmare where even though I'm in my late 20s my parents were able to see and were monitoring every website I visited secretly
well, what do you have to say for yourself /brit/?
>>224476096throw em in some eggs make a stirfry with it fuck me it’s delicious
>>224476096That's not the illegal beef one is it?
>>224476096made a load of my own chilli oil a while ago and almost finished it, i didnt put soybeans in it though like laoganma
You know dem way dere senpai
Never been to a 5 guys, taco bell, or wendy'sI live in the middle of fucking nowhere you see
free my nigga shamima begum
>>224476019Funniest shit I ever seen
>>224475927He is the toil eunuch.. An untrustworthy snake, bitter from sexlessness and with a grudge towards other men who he blames for his emasculation.
>>224476132i live in a city and havent. its obviously horrible overpriced runtslop
abt to watch me spursies get battad
>>224476096ALDI do a version of this now team
>>224476051It's spelled mourn for fuck's sake you really are useless
>>224476142I'm surprised they didn't lynch her in that refugee camp
when you’re ugly you have one goal and that’s become richnothing else matters
you can't post the GMs
1 year until the European NBA league has its inaugural season including 2 UK based teams one in London one in Manchester
>>224476112goes great in anything asian>>224476117its vegan as far as i know>>224476121might have to do that. i made hot sauce once and that was really good>>224476161any good?this is another peng condiment
>>224476043https://youtu.be/TnQK7YCw9eo
>>224475694it was
>>224476167should be the goal of everyone really.
They are having an important political discussion
Did you know koalas do cube shaped poos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbGDf7rcWl4'a
>>224476206thats wombats
well my garlic's rotting so thats just greatthanks asda
>>224476193>why do you fuck dogs
>>224476212you utter fool letting your garlic go to waste, do better
>>224476210Aren't they the same thing?
>>224476213*pins the posted it again medal to your pigeon chest*
>>224476206That's homeless heroin addicts
>Private equity owns 11 of England’s 20 biggest children’s care providers, research finds
>>224476212Improperly stored, Asdacorp hold no responsibility for such
>>224476228used to be but not any more
lads am I going mentalat 38:36 - does she keep saying "I will keep trying to RAPE your tingles"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSRHxTorzE
>>224476062you're not supposed to use red onions for cooking. only brown onions
>>224476240only a problem if theyre doing a shit job
Living in a post industrial Northern town is fucking HELL ON EARTHJunkies everywhereAlcoholics drinking 8% cider cans in public in broad daylightStench of piss and weed everywhere you goSmashed up council housesYummy mummies going to the shops in their bean juice stained pyjamas Pakis everywhereNo job opportunities (not that I want one)Everyone on benefitsSouthern tarqs moving up and driving up house prices because it’s “so quaint” (it’s cheaper here)Public service just don’t workRampant crime Get me fucking out of this country
>>224475927demonstrably untrue, not everyone here is a neek with no game
Women have holes
>>224476240(((Private equity)))The Epstein class looking after our kids. What could go wrong
>>224476266right, but you are a neek. rushing to tell strangers on /brit/ every time you get a crumb of female attention.thats what incel neeks do
>>224476212asda are terrible for fresh foodt. asda toilman
asda is owned by walmart and Pakistanisyou should not be giving them any of your money
>>224476271Bloke posting about a filmmakers Wikipedia page on twitter is he? Fascinating
>>224476271why do transgender people need a doula
need a fun game to play to pass the time til bedtime so i can get up tomorrow and do it all again
>>224476268As do men. Point being?
>>224476271she helps women and has procreated which is more than we can say for rorke
M&S for fruit and meatTesco for basic essentials
>>224476307solitaire
>>224475667that's hot. i love her
>>224476288me to the men
>>224476261iktf. would move but love me family too much
sexooooooo
M&S, Waitrose, farm shops, and a private chef for me
>>224476326oh la de da
>>224476307Minecraft
>>224476259Bewildering claim
live near a football ground and can hear hundreds of grown men singing songs about kicking a ball around
>>224476259That's just simply not true, I don't believe you've ever cooked for yourself
>>224476271Naziyank you've been here for the past 12 hours already just posting pure butthurt and seethe, all because what, brown and LGBT people exist?
>>22447630715 hour arse wank goon sesh
Emily Hewertson finally getting exposed as a grifter who never actually believed in conservatism and was shagging a leftist bloke the whole timeCalled it years ago
mustache is a bit overgrown and unrulyit's tickling my nostrils
>>224476358theyre for garnish on account of them being a fancy colour
Brazil.mp4
>>224476359thrilling field report from our /brit/ sports correspondent
>>224476301It's cringe but he does have a point. It is abhorrent and stinks of being a wiki written by the person it's about.
>>224476380not exclusively
>>224476316Just was just stating a factoid.
Genuinely quite interesting when you meet a low IQ person and see how they interact with the world Was boxing earlier and the guy I was doing padwork with was like "go slowly I'm thick"Thought he was joking but it genuinely did take him ages to remember a 6 punch combinationFelt a bit bad but I was patient because I'm a good person x
>>224476271Can't believe arr Alysa would do this
>>224476389only because the rest of the time you're doing it wrong
>>224476365I barely got on here like 10 minutes ago, your enemies exist only in your head take your medicine
>>224476241literally bought it yesterday
>>224476381UK (non-biomass) version: ooh this cake looks nice, is it okay if we have a slice? *gently cuts a small piece* thank you! x
>>224476261Can't leave if you don't work, you belong amongst the slime
>>224476396Keep Elton away from that now
>>224476408a bizarre and frankly dangerous accusation
Linux MintIt. Just. Works.
would ask you lads what a 'doula' is but then I remembered about Google and how it exists
>>224476376Having a boyfriend 6 years ago with different believes is being exposed as a grifter?
i can only assume this brit who calls everyone who doesn't like fags or nigs a nazi is both of those thingsa gay ass nigga
>>224476421its called tradition, rorke. theyre having fun
you need to make 7 figures a year if you want any chance
>>224476345bbc only
am crine x
>>224476445i'm leftypol mate
>>224476429>Is the price negotiatable?
>>224476429ill surely pay 2 grand for this talentless wii-verse tier tablet drawing
i transcend the political spectrum. just too high IQ for that nonsense
>>224476376Who has the time to follow the lives of all these literally whos
>>224476434not much, whats a doula with you? haha
>>224476307Go outside and experience the last days of summer
>>224476432next time you use a red onion you'll think of me
>>224476452this. 6 figures just results in getting raped by taxes
>>2244764376 years ago was arguably the peak of her fame when she was getting shilled as a tory talking head by the media and her simps so yes
>>224476403ktim got angry the other day trying to put laces into shoes and threw them across the room odious cretinous ape that I am
>>224476468haha yes mate love a good joke like that me
>>224476380/ck/ autism
why is Robert jenrick so scared of big Jack roworth
>>224476469september is autumn, not summer. it's literally raining.
>>224476452I'm 34 and have basically worked minimum wage my whole life. I earn 26k and I am married and own a house.
>>224476458well then it's called tradition, leftypol. you wouldnt know about it because you let queer capitalism rampage all through our beautiful country
>>2244764837 figures get raped too that's why they're all leaving
>>224476282and I suppose seasoned shaggers like yourself can often be found arguing on 4chan on a Saturday afternoon?
Pooing myself in my childhood bed aged 34
>>224476499no one knows who either of these people are you fucking freak
really feel like poo because I just put absolute crap into my body, this has to stop now
Ball-achingly dull thread
>>224476505keep arguing with your imaginary opponents mate
love to create discourse on /brit/ by making bizarre claims on someone's post
>>224476513yes
>>224476504Ok some of us have bigger dreams than slaving away in a minimum wage job in some shithole northern town for the rest of our life
>>224476519don't see you livening it up, come on, give us a dance monkey
>>224476499great question, why oh why? now theres a question you gotta ponder... yeah thats one helluva question isnt it?
>>224476504yeah probably a terraced house in doncaster
Got to be at a wedding in 4 hours (reception only invite as I'm an incel)Beautiful day but nothing to doIs it ok if I go to the pub and turn up steaming?
>>224476519I can help relieve your ball ache :P
>>224476537I live by the sea (not a seaside town), it's very peaceful and I live very comfortably.
>>224476546get a bag in
>nooo won't you think of the Epsteinites? What if they leave because you ask them to pay taxes???Kill them. Just fucking kill them. And you can go to a reeducated camp for sucking them off and worshipping them.
>>224476532irrational and dangerous behaviour
ain't gonna be any companies or jobs left in this country with everyone taking their money to places where it's not stolen to give to biomass and pensioners
>>224476554based uncomplicated life enjoyer
Supported terrorism today (bought some delicious Palestinians crisps)
>>224476499Jack Rowarth should be drinking white lightning on a council estate and smoking cheap weed not running around with a camera accosting politicians
Common mousey W
>>224476546get chatgpt to write you some ice breakers
If all the millionaires leave the UK, then the entire country will suddenly stop needing to spend money on goods and services and there won't be any other businesses to fill the gap
>>224476562governments priority is just managed decline these days. quite literally no hope for this place
pretty sure the neighbours just got a full eyeful of my cock and bollocks just then
Why are they called prince of wales when they aren’t welsh.
Thread roadman themehttps://youtu.be/cFKugQw0aLQ
>>224476562That's why I'm moving. Need to find a place that isn't projected to have the same fate as the UK in the next 30 years.
>>224476615oh, wouldnt you like to know
Weird how the rich pay more money to lobby against wealth taxes than the actual amount in taxes they would have to pay
>Canslad what did you do for the weekend since you weren't drinking? Lots of amazing things I imagineToil is not going to be kind to me on Monday
https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
>>224476615It's called colonialism and occupation
>>224476501Sunny and warm down on Costa del sussex
tottenpoop shartspurs
>>224476593I have it OG ok
>>224476403Boxing causes brain damage so it only attracts the low IQ and usually makes it worse.
>>224476634They're giving that money to their mates instead of the government.
Might start referring to myself as the prince of Kathmandu
Boiling some stones in bleach
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane..I’ve just had my arse blown out by a hiv positive nigaaaaaOh and, I can see Daniel pooing white mayonnaise onto a plate
>>224476634source?
In real terms, millionaires and billionaires pay far lower tax rates than the average working manEven so they still cry about taxesThey should be imprisoned as traitors if they won't pay their share
Spurs match chat is jumping
>>224476634I'm rich enough to get paid bank but not rich enough to lobby the government for state-provided twinks
>>224476403Mad when you're talking to someone you've known a wee while and they're good craic and that but then you see them have to read something out loud and it's like they're 7 years old again. Just completely warms how you see them from then on.
>>224476554Like I said some of us have bigger dreams
>>224476593I'm on a seaweedle diet. I see weedle and I friggin smoke him lmao
>>224476688those don't exist this country any more
>>224476688Being a reductive cunt is not impressive.
https://youtu.be/oI6j8sc6VWw
>>224476688
>>224476634they would still stand to lose more because if the money went to taxes then government would do things like give people more sick leave benefits, maternity and education and be generally more empowered so that they would have other options than working in a amazon warehouse
>>224476688You just know some gimp who makes 55k a year made this
>>224476678SkibidiToilet is a MENACE
>those don't exist this country any more
>>224476696In my dream last night I was at a religious church ceremony that I thought was Catholic but then it turned out to be Protestant and I found out because of the way they said Our Father, but since I'm a Catholic I didn't actually know the prod version so I got to make up my own on the spot. It ended with something like "For His power and glory is unmatched. Hosanna in the highest."That was my big dream..
>>224476749struggling to infer meaning from a missed word mongboy?
As a lazy dosser myself, I'm glad no one is able to make a good living anymore.
Huffing raid flyspray. Getting high and poisoned simultaneously.
was on the bus before and one man confronted another but then eventually apologised for his actions for some reason, I wasn't paying attention because I needed to piss
>>224476757Didn’t read that but nice
supporting the antipodean music industry by listening to crowded house
>>224476593how are you allowed that many pokemon?
>>224476777You did and I appreciate that you did.
this country's economy is beyond fuckedthat's what you get when you tax people who work and give the money to immigrants, pip recipients, and boomers
>>224476688Kill yourself utterly vile freak. kind of deranged low iq shit elon would post.
Autumn? It's herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJciHeYPUsE
>Kill yourself utterly vile freak. kind of deranged low iq shit elon would post.
>>224476554:D
>>224476802It's kind of weird in the UK how the strength of the pound is not reflected in the strength of the economy
>>224476562those people have been offshoring jobs for 40 years and bleeding uk dry via private equity. their absence can be replaced with public ownership and workers in control
wagies talk about their jobs all week then cry on the weekends get fucked
>>224476823looked like a green partyhat from the thumbnail
>>224476815Love r Nicky Drake, top lad he was. For me it's Five Leaves Left > Bryter Later > Pink Moon
>>224476851i pay your bennies, show some respect
>>224476802ahhh noooo will the banks and billionaires lose some money nooooo
> If you earn £1,000,000 a year in the UK, your take-home pay is approximately £541,786 after Income Tax and National InsuranceThat doesn’t sound bad at all to me. The way these rich people fucking whine you’d think they were being left with £70k after tax or something
>>224476774You should start a twitter account. This is awesome
where did it all go wrong lads
>>224476881£500,000 is not enough money to live on if you earn 1 million a year
>>224476869you cannot be seriousthis affects the working and middle class the mostactual retard
Why cornwall niggas so shy. Never hear them saying anything. Speak up
>>224476881thats still a huge amount of money taken off you for dog shit services and infrastructure in return
>>224476899they are very loud
>>224476802Idk what this means I thought line go up is good?
>>224476897take the money from the banks and give it to the workersjobs a goodun
>>224476899theyre down the beach surfing
Do you still wear crowns on christmas
>>224476859Tough rankings to make
>>224476901just make more money
>>224476881Why stay in the UK when you can make a million elsewhere and keep most of it?No reason, that's why all we have left here is bame nurses, just east drivers and vape shop owners
the UK is bad because we take too much money from millionaires
>>224476913no it's the opposite. it means the uk's outlook is so grim nobody's investing in our economy and it's projected to be on the same level as 3nd world eastern european countries
gonna order some food off just east I’m hungry rn
>>224476919paper crowns yes
post-water piss toil the floodgates are opening
>>224476977Bizarre
the new>>224471239>>224471239
>>224476918Shaka brudda
>just eastbradley
There are people here who legitimately think just taxing high earners and giving free money to whoever claims it is a good long term strategy.When the high earners and businesses leave and we're left with biomass and civil servants, what do you do then?
>>224476968at least farage is getting his bag though. mong
fix the uk economy stop taking money from millionaires
new>>224477015>>224477015>>224477015
>>224477005order some food off just east
>>224477005leftypol assures me a few more million uneducated unskilled third worlders will fix the problem
>No, claims of a mass millionaire exodus from the UK are largely a manufactured myth, with official data showing only a modest, fractional shift.>A review by the UK's tax authority, HMRC, showed the population of wealthy non-domiciled residents dropped by a minimal 0.5% following tax changes.>The narrative of a "millionaire exodus" from the UK is largely a myth has been amplified by right-wing by commercial migration firms to drive business>The fabrication originates from Right-Wing news outlets and media, such as The Telegraph, The Daily Mail, The Express, and right-leaning broadcast channels like TalkTV and GB News.>Why they spread it: For clicks and political messaging. Headlines like "Super-rich families flee taxes" serve as a useful political weapon to attack fiscal policy and the abolition of the non-dom tax status. Right well that's rorke done in then isn't it? The AI has debunked you vile anti-working class lies.
>>224476655Nice niceI'm trying to find a good one to have as my buddy for the mega candy because smeargle is done
>>224476559Like taking a walk?
>>224477760*Ears perk up*
