FORMER ACTRESS edish
poo smells
when I see a brit thread
>>224480516*rhaphanidosis's you*
Did you all get a Mewtwo raid done? I got one of each. Completed the game now (I already have rayquaza)Only Pokémon left in the first Pokédex is kanghastan and nobody gives a fuck about them in Australia
really really dislike lip fillers. hate seeing them. hate kissing them. just hate them.
just blamed the misso for not making me cum to deflect from my whisky dick. i can sleep soundly now and all is just and right in the world
>>224480516average argentine
Why are pot noodles unhealthy
aww he's smiling!
netflix has adverts nowworld gone insane>>224480492slut
>>224480578they are ultra-processed foods that contain high amounts of sodium, saturated fat, and refined carbohydrates while lacking essential nutrients
Ate salads for a few days in a row and have literally not stopped pooing. Have pooed 5 times in the last 3 days
>>224480578They aren't it's just council estate slop
>>224480601you're fibremaxxing
>>224480601love a greek salad me
uh I think imma get uhhhhh a generals chicken with rice
>>224480581yeah imagine it's coming up to the good part in the film you're watching then it cuts to an advert and some fat sheboon is dancing on your screen after inserting her tampax
if you ate just pot noodle you'd get pretty sick
>>224480590birt
>>224480516
when i was a kid i won a pot noodle horn. greatest day of my life
>jack black>it's some white blokejust not on
Voting for Kane in the next election
>>224480601me when i eat oatmeal with some flaxseed mixed in
>>224480658remember the the pot noodle electric forks
i am chicken jockey!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!
>>224480558On what game Is it Pokemon go?
Dover brought to a complete standstill as hundreds of Brits, sick of the invasion of our country, block the port
>>224480658i'd fuck that
>>224480678no
Because I'm going on holiday in 11 months, and have to save, today I resisted buying:>Pot noodles (£1.50)>Tuna sandwich on offer (£1.50)Bought:>4 cans of beer instead of 1 bottle of wine (+£0.88)> ^ = -0.88 from 4.88. £4.00 left on alcohol debt. Drinking 3/3 for this weekThis say: £3Prev: £4.48 Total: £7.48
>>224480705Where you off to mousey?
>>224480705where are you going?
>>224480554>let's punish someone for sodomy by shoving something up their arsecan't take the ancient greeks seriously
>>224480705loving this reformed Toby :)
>>224480705you'd save even more money by not buying booze
when mouse stream.
>>224480692based
>>224480741meat isnt healthy
>>224480692Leftypol at a standstill. Shaking. Can't believe someone would do this (not agreeing with them that the white race needs to die)Spaincunt nowhere to be seen
>>224480705>11 months>have to save for a holidayDo you know have savings?
>>224480752Yeah it is
>>224480754>Spaincunt nowhere to be seenyoure replying to him mate
>>224480760alri billionaire
>>224480715>>224480719Australia to sleep outside so some woman can save me from the spiders and that. Or to fight magpies Reason being that I still have a good 3 or so years left for me to get a girlfriend so I can go fight magpies in Australia first >>224480735True>>224480737Maybe 6PM? Might. Getting predrinks in pog
`mouse do stream !!
>>224480801aftv mentioned
>>224480792>Maybe 6PMdo it
>>224480801welcome to darwin cuz
New York to get a Jewess preggo South Africa to get a white bitch pregnant (pretty sure my accent is south African)
mousey on tour down under
go on then lads what's a good alternative to the vip row
i think rorke gotta admit zack polanski as pm would make for a very charismatic leader
Fleabag gf
>>224480730>-and taking away their right to vote and removing their citizens rightsyeah, sounds pretty based to me
>>224480847dont know what that is
More Mongolians in China than in MongoliaMore Azeris in Iran than in Azerbaijan More Taijiks in Afghanistan than in TajikistanMore Lao in Thailand than in LaosMore Swazis in South Africa than in EswatiniMore Tswana in South Africa than in BotswanaMore Sothos in South Africa than in Lesotho
Mouse irl Livestream in poowong
>>224480741red meat and cheese are both full of saturated fatextremely unhealthy
>>224480860coorrrrrr
>>224480782Canslad isn't rich, lad
>>224480692*sends parrot ied into your dingy*stop the boats!
>>224480862she got the intellectual women on twitter in a chokehold worldwide, they worship this series
Why can't torrenters make a virus that calls an API on the victims machine, to send the packet for "yes I just clicked this button mm" to the agent, so they can go to something like their torrents listing and click with the saved packet 5* for every downloader
if Mouse was a Beatles song he would be Number 9 that song. Number 9 it goes. Number 9 Number 9
>>224480801is that yer man from the telly that the jewish lesbian was racist to
>>224480885red meat is not extremely unhealthythat's a leftypol scam
>>224480921dont know sorry
my mouse goes through batteries llike nobody's business
>>224480692gammon brigade
>>224480921not sure bud
Downloading Pokémon black I hope it's not a virus
>>224480875More ænglisc in Britain than in Angeln
leftypol siding with argentina
>>224480862Exberg forced me to watch this and I had an evil inellish meltie halfway through
>>224480967who the fuck is that?
>>224480967Launch the fucking Scuds xBurnham knows the score x
>>224480967they’ll get it, it’s what israel wants
>>224480984not allowed these any more. due to woke you see
>>224480921Torrents aren't able to RECAt best you cna get an infected clicent or malware to be clickable by a retard
las malvinas son argentinas boludo
>>224480984Couldn't have this now. You know why
>>224480996gfberg loves it. i bailed after 1 episode.
>>224481009I mean the files on torrent sites And remote execthable control?
>>224480590Why are her hands so big?
catberg on a mad one
ive been torrenting for nearly 25 years
>>224481057that must be a huge file haha
>>224481072s
>>224481072howling
>>224481057tell me where to watch aston vanilla!
>>224481032you could just stick a malicious .exe file in a folder with whatever the user intended to download but nobody's going to click it
AGI is imminent
>>224481057seeding 0 though i assume rorke
mad how villa sold their entire fucking team and now they have fuck all
>>224481102ArsesGuntsInnies
rorke cant answer this
Why have Indians just started randomly posting pages from doujins or just straight up censored porn art on YoutubeAnd why do I get recommended their community posts despite not interacting with any anime content
>>224481110absolutely
Computer. Please make AI of a Mouse Twitch stream make it 12 hours long
>>224481072roatig
>>224481119i actually fell for both of them. 'cide tonight
you wouldn't torrent a car, rorke
mufasa with a trail of wrapped sweets spilling out of his north face jacket
child po
we all tuning in to the mouse stream then?
rachel stevens sex arse
>>224481100You can combine .exe files with other files, spoof file extensions (and lad size), and so on
>>224481032Anon what you are asking has been done for several decades nowNot exactly what you want but the concept has been:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbitrary_code_execution
>>224481165doubt he will ever stream again sadly
>>224481177ACE isn't that...But whatever... Pseud
>>224481191he's streaming in 7 minutes
to save money for his holibobs Mouse has eaten beans all day so he can have a bubble bath tomorrow
>>224481160ummm, ever heard of 3d printing???
Mind when you pirate Sims 4 with all the DLC and it makes you click to dismiss the acknowledgements that you have each DLC one by one
3d printing a 3d printer
>>224481160fun fact the font for that ad was used without payment or attribution
>>224481210We*
>>224480875More pakis in england than pakistan!
3d printing a les dennis sex arse
>>224481205is not
>>224481210thats probably healthier than his current diet
Corr, imagine if they still walked among us...Imagine the size of their poos...
>>224481203Based retard
>>224481272me on the second left
>>224481227(VON) NEUMANNNNN!
>>224480980are they actually!?
>>224481272it would make good building material big gaff make out of dinosaur poo
we are the brit team brit team
got the shits -______-
going for my 5th or maybe 6th shite of the day I've lost countIBS doing an absolute number on my arse
>>224481293noit's all the right-wingers who have spent ages praising javier mileitruss, badenoch, farage, lowe etc.
>Katie taylor is fighting>pubs are blasting rocky songsbased as fuck
>>224481274I hate you niggas
>>224481272>>224481314imagine one of THEM being in THIS state.........
Mousey is bragging in the Discord that he's going to beg you lot for donations and you'll be sending him money
why are men so lazy?
>>224480692Pretty wild to see English people do this, the English never do anything. I'm proud of them, I contemplated joining their meetings. Ironing that they look like Muslim women from afar though kek
>>224480692Migrants being allowed through is the result of Brexit, thoughbeit.
>>224481307Right well he's literally the demiurge isn't he>>224481314>>224481323Be sure to stay hydrated
>>224481357he better fackin not
Hundreds of masked Nazi thugs blocking road and harassing people were they?Rorke celebrating this is he?
>>224481346So that to Katie's face
>>224481272phwoarpropa gud post diss
>>224481382>It wouldn't of been happening >It's happening now >Ok it would anyway>and that's a good thing
>>224481272wouldnt be walking among us would they cuz we wouldnt let them in the cities or nothing fucking idiot
What’s the mousecord?
>Ironing
Tilde would've stopped this but you chased her away
>>224481375*looks at your flag* but ummmmm...... you're british too?
child um
>>224481407Nazi's don't exist any longer mate
used to like those small cans of coke and other carbonated beverage that you could get at wooliesall gone now of coursebecause of woke and such
21c tomorrow.
>>224481469wokeworths!
lots of slurpers today in the prem :/
>>224481469i get them at asda
>>224481272looks like my knob on the right
congratulations Tottenham on getting 1 of the 19 points you will get this season
*exposes rorke's racism*
What film should I watch tonight?
>>224481453So you have to talk highly of your people regardless of anything and blindly think are the best at everything?
>>224481507the santa clause 2 (it's actually full of imagination and heart, but the son and his plight is stupid)
>>224481407Are you serious? Get the hell out. Go back to rddit. This should be an instant b*n
I would definitely pump Sabby C if she let meBut I'd rather she whip out a massive strap on and peg me up my batty tbf
>>224481469They sell them in these things called 'supermarkets' you shut-in freak
>>224481553was just saying this down the pub
>>224481507400 blows (1959)
The Russians really are carrying modern piracy
>>224481553i think she gives serious slops
>>224481553some guy just said this to me down pub
>>224481555dont know what kind of grotty supermarkets you go to mate
>>224481488>>224481555yephe's just a fucking mong
>>224481412Nice one retard
>>224481553Sometimes pull myself off thinking of Dredd splitting her open with his BBCReckon it’d be in her ribcage
borgar for tea
>>224481647*jiggles your belly*
>>224481623No really.
>>224481550Stop being a perpetually triggered racist freak and get a job
I remember back when the UK was in the EU, thousands of migrants who were sold dreams of a earthly paradise hidden away beyond white clffs, were mired in Calais for decades on end, roaming the streets in droves and killing all tourism the town used to entertain.Brexit gave it back some of its former luster, as the horde was finally allowed through the gates, and the waters that once stood between them and their promised land. Thank you are Nige, thank you Farage, we shall never forget the good turn you did done us by lying to your people.
>>224481507The Jackal (1997)
This time next week we'll be all excited about the last night of the Proms
>>224481632You really need help
>>224481694Okay but can you stop killing the Bretan and Occitan languages now please ty
is toby streaming?
Who is Katy btw? Is it some bitches name that I should know but didn't, and give a fuck about if I do know?
>netflix premium is now 22 quid a monthfucking hell seems like only a couple of years ago it was like 13 quid
>>224481450Funny wnough, she left on her own. I tried my hardest but there was nothing to salvage
>>224481714No.
>>224481725>netflix premium is now 22 quid a monthThat's a lie it's £20.99Why did you lie?
If you are talking about the person that puts ` in their sentences instead of apostophes, someone still posts like this here
>>224481689Got a job, I'd like to not have one though so I'm not offended. The racist card, nice. r/united Kingdom would be proud of you. Take a screenshot and post about telling off people in the bad, scary place
>>224481680You can have him. He is trash, though.
>>224481725not actually that much if you consume a lot of 'flix slop
Twitch streamer https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae is offline !!
>>224481763s-sorry mr netflixberg
>>224481722Katy? No ideaKatie? She's a ball punching girl
>>224481772Been posting on imageboards while you were still just a sperm cell mate
glod
>>224481722Who cares, right? It's always someone.
>>224481786>Ball punching Ok fuck that!
look what woke did
>The average African American genome is 20-25% European, owing in large part to sexual violence perpetrated by white enslavers, slave traders, and their associates onto enslaved women. Given the role white men played in perpetrating this violence, the proportion of European DNA is even higher on direct male lines. As a result of this history, Black test takers without any recent white ancestors may still have significant percentages of European DNA and distant white matches. The specific European regions often correspond with those most prevalent among Southern white settlers: English, Scottish, and Irish.So the average american black is more british than me.
any one seen that blue goo lad on tick tokwhats it meant to be? sweets or drugs ?
>>224481834no i haventdont know
>>224481805It's annoying seeing the same name over and over and it sort of grates on the anonymous imageboard metareality. Maybe why the CIA came up with the millhouse meme
what the FUCKchocolate yanks are mentalhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788618071859843.mp4
>>224481834yeah ive seen him he looks like a former drug addict who now copes by eating pure sugar
mouse said 6;30 is stream on twitch time !
browsing 4chan in public and somebody may have seen a massive arse advert on my phone award
>chocolate yanksAnti racists on a madone
>>224481890did they say "sex arse"
>>224481834he's literally selling it you dough head. its sweets
>>224481870Ok I will steam after this beer, and it isn't too late! Apparently only like 24-48 hours left on the game I want to play so it's going to be a long one. Btw, not expecting you all to stick around and I'll be live with 0-1 views for a while, and that's fine
>>224481860wtf
>>224481890>browsing 4chan in publicsad addicted freak
>fucking James Dean playing and these cunts want a dance offLads, I might have to ban pubs
>>224481916no it says ‘goon with me’
>>224481789Great, you should know how it goes then. Stay where you belong around like minded people. This place isn't for you, nobody cares about silly stuff here
revie of My Protein clear whey raspberry and lemonade flavour coming in shortly
some spacker was posting on the straight dope beside me on the train the other day
>goon with me
>>224481918looks like drugs to me i dont want it thank you
Just had a weird existential panic there thinking about the fact that there are Russian and Ukrainian lads our age (20s)who in the last hour have had a 7.62 bullet put through their chest and have been killed. It’s actually scary honestly
what's the correct course of action here?
favourite Smiths song?
>>224481988i look like her
>>224482021Throw him down the stairs, go back to Texas, face 0 charges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6emGGwGqhIRigh then, that's playing so by law I need to get the BIG cans and er well, a BIG burger but not the chips since a BIG burger is enough for fat bastard lad
>>224482021chuck a slice of pizza at him
tThe 10 books that made the West:The BibleThe QuranThe IliadThe OdysseyThe AeneidThe RepublicThe Divine ComedyThe Confessions of Saint Augustine Don QuixoteThe Brothers Karamazov
>>224481993animes
>>224482052GRAFFITI ON THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLL
Why did @rottingdolly kill herself
>>224482018most of them dont get this luxury they go outside to shit and a drone explodes them into bits
whys two people got her a drink then
>>224482084>be Irish>jungle beats>look outsideAh fuck we took it too literally
>>224482029we know niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbeWrzoqKeE
>>224482085because of you
is canslad the greek mong its hard to tell
Rich people are leaving the UK
>>224482100Hope not
>>224481993nary a open windowimagine the smell
I have reasons to believe that I'm being gangstalked.
>>224482104Lad, if I was Greek I'd sincerely engage in suicide by policeAfter going to Lesbos during the local dyke party and raping a bunch of them straight
sister has a black bf now lads ffs
>>224482104no. they're separate mongs
>>224482085because you didn't care enough
HE'S LIVE
>>224482108ironically its because the government wont tax them. since they would need to tax them in order to provide things for them
>>224482074I'd replace quran with 52 times britain was a bellend
Somber stream
im gangstalking someone in this threadwont say who, tho
>>224481991i somewhat liked it but also kind of didnt
hows it foing
>>224482074mad how don quixote was written 400 years ago and is still funny
>>224482182what was he trying to say with this? hows it doing? that makes no sense
>>224482127plant a camera in their bedroom for free goon material
>>224482087Imagine that. Eviscerated by a drone. Eternal sleep, eternal blackness. It’s crazy when you think about that. What is a human life worth?
Interesting
>>224482204whatever the training and equipment costs
>>224482194it really is, even the first paragraph brings a smile to my face
>>224482231no it doesntbe quiet
>>224482209that's not interesting at all you tub of lard
hate when cafes serve your toastie with a napkin under it o absorb the moisture but then don't give you a 2nd napkin to use as a napkin
well rorke?
pls bump>>224480775>>224480775>>224480775
>>224482194I'm like Don Quixote but I read too many brit posts
>>224482255he cutting the vaccines right back. it might be for you but it not for him
it pie night
>>224482276no nigga
If you're allowed to crawl around on all fours as a dog in Japan, and a Japanese girl wants me (to be their gajinpet), then I'm gonna go to Japan
leftypol still twerking his little white arse at carni
watching disney at the proms on bbc 2
>>224481942or just lonely and curious about what people talk about online.
drinking a coffee, going to be up all night lol !
>>224482021square up to him
>>224482256the description of his eating habits and companions does make me smile
>>224482322no youre not
>>224482276Give it up nigga
didn't think it was funny 2bh
sissy asian bussy cries out for a good bumping from the BWC (/brit/'s witty commenters)
>>224482340bizarre and disturbing lie
>>224482083My boyfriend left me so he could goon to anime, constantly. He even moved out so I have no idea what he watches.
Poland, whatever happened there...
>>224482021me with the cap and sunglasses
https://www.twitch.tv/emi_mge7?sr=aPhoar
>>224482204mine is worth a lot to me its all i have
>>224482116Me too, but you're crazy.
Bit weird how she went to lift up her shirt automatically isn't it?
>Phoaresl attempting english onomatopoeia
>>224482376skhaiubng
Need to take a smelly rank shite but I'm keeping it inside me out of spite
>>224482412>>224482412>>224482412New
>>224482021brutal how that couple on his right knows what's going onas a dude you have to be so careful this shit doesn't happenwhy even bother buying women drinks at this point
>>224482404you lift your shirt up all the time
>>224482360Fuck off cunt, lad
>>224482427fucked it bigly
>>224482359>>224482363It's eccentric and ridiculousyou wouldn't get it
>>224482427rodney you plonker
>>224482427fucking retard
>>224482530>>224482530>>224482530
>>224482516the only thing im fucking is retarded
>>224481935Brush the tongue this time lad
shes just like me
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
