jollibee edisyon
dub, and the poster below me is gay
UhKrakatoachads??
idgi
>>224482020There is a Cambodian girl at my university and she is very hot and has the body if a fit Latina
sea women cry out for british bfs
right well whats happening in here then
any time someone in my family says they have this bottle of win but they dont drink wine i take it no i have a cupboard full of win might have to host some kind of wine drinking party to get rid of it
>>224480775English translation?
>>224482290she's brown?
>>224480775cum
appy caturday
>>224482321her shift is over and shes coming home to her "husband" (You)
Honestly im more of a humpday guy
Jag hatar det där jävla kukhuvudet matgeek, han är sån jävla horunge Jag ska köra över hans barn, jag ska fucking våldta hela hans familj
>>224482334>>224482392its sunday now
Why only ugly sea girls do porn
My grandfather has lived in Thailand for over a decade and hasn’t learned a single word of Thai.
pls keep bumping so our general doesnt get archived tnx
>>224482734ok bb i won’tjust for u tho, k?
>>224482606kopp cum kapp
what was her age again? i feel bad for the son tbqfh
>>224480775sana all
>>224480775I like asean girls.
>>224482097i'm stuck at the port right now. the ash hurt my eyes.
How big does my pp need to be for your girls to like me?
hello besties <3
i'm 12 cm
What to do when you're hungry at night?
just buy indomie bruh
Look, I'm not going to schizo babble, and self reply. I just want to say that I'm white, unlike a certain indian here.
>>224483859Please don't dieWe have so many boring posts to make together. Is it looking like it's gonna be a big happening or do they know yet?
>>224487251We like child looking women not actual children
>>224487251lmao
>>224487361how do i post from the future like you
My house overnight become very fucking dusty lmao, and I live in Jakarta's satellite city Krakatoa ain't playing
https://youtu.be/hEoQpOeAetYit's over
Good morningCurrent weight: 78.4kg400 grams increase from yesterday morning
>>224490639pagi
>>224489900Yeah this one is not a joke lol. We literally need mask more than ever right now
>>>/his/18673942How many Filipinos were aware of this?
>>224491156I should add this makes the Philippine–American War the 12th deadliest American war by combat deaths, and one of only 12 to breach 1,000+ combat deaths.
nothing will ever happen with krakatau for now, that thing is currently sharting some vulcanic ash and you need to wear a mask for a couple of weeks ahead but it wont like erupt or explode or cause tsunami or something - its still accumulating the eruption doe, and the next eruption is probably going to take like 200 years for now or something, either way thats a future generation problem not us
>>224491587Two more weeks
>>224491587Tick tock indog
>>224482525The pretty ones get snapped up as wives by local men. The ones that go for foreigners are blown out whores and or ugly by our standards
>>224491809>krakatauland bridge soon.
>>224491809Assemble a team from ASEAN to drill into the volcano core and plant a bomb there.
Guys please have more children the world needs more brown asians.
10k walk today at KL.
>>224492430ugly and too old
fire in srengseng
>>224492473How dare you.
>>224492579get a better taste.
>>224491156
>>224487865it's gonna be one big nothingburger. the port schedule is a mess. they also close jakarta's airport. the effect gonna be serious but the damage is very minimal. unless, if there will be gonna huge tsunami.
In the Philippines when you dont have a degree you're expected to respect the educated.
>>224492473 she 5 yr younger than your old ass
>>224492779still no flip to this point. weird. where are they? they're the main character of this general.
fuarrrkkkkkk
I am going to marry a pinay one day.
>>224493042Thats what i said. Most people are morons, probably got peeteeicedee from that meme covid virus. They dont have to mess up schedule and shit, just tell people to wear a mask and arrange some work from home, and thats fucking it. There's a reason why we call that thing 'anak krakatau' instead of 'krakatau', it will become a 'krakatau' one day, a hundred something years from now, but it certainly wont become a krakatau now
Indowife covered haplessly in fine layer of volcanic ash, she coughs piteously
>jerebu has come to JakartaWho's at fault here?
>>224493859Prabowo
Is ferry anon safe
Why cant Indogs stop the burning for one year?
>>224493967Think of the palm oil plantation owners!
>>224493889i'm fine. i'm already at home now. from 90 minutes trip to 6 hours, hella long trip.
>>224493967But how about investors and stockholders???
>>224493979Those are just Malaysians. Why do they need so much palm oils?Do they always fried their foods?
>>224493889looks like dragon show
>>224492779we dont talk about american war crimes
how do you get the chudbot running in discord?
>>224492779>>224492779Everyone is aware of these and none of us cares about history on a material level except for like 40% of Moros.
criminology is an objectively better degree than polical science and history
DEH
i hope a criminology student fucks you up suomifag
Aseans be like>my SAC is only 11cm
>>224494634always want to punch her face
Dick length is not importantThe most important is love
lmao at your 3 incher under layers of clubbed fat
I feel like I'm really balding.
balding is a sign of wisdom
>>224494768My hairline looks like that and im 36
>>224493531so far the latin america civilization didnt gave me a woman to reproduce with,I needed to take one from the sinic civilization (viet) to marry and reproduce.
this perufag convinced me that I should beat up every foreigner that i come across in my vicinity
>>224493531you are literally jewish though
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
>>224480775look at what they do to Pulau Pinang (a tree). The rest of the maps are all local names, but Pulau Pinang are called "Penang" and they highlighted Georgetown instead of Tanjong Penaga (Penaga is a tree, like every single Malay town and district naming conventions)
>>224494714what if it's 3 inch, but with no fat
what's the point when you will never have a wife or high paying job as a SEA man
Do girls obsessed with dicks just like guys obsessed with tits?
>>224492098BoyMr. LimBatman bin SuparmanGo BlockAnd who else?
rifky
>>224495180enter monk mode
>>224495183yest. girl
>>224495180I'm this so it's just like if you were in America, if you think about it, you're already living the firstie lifestyle
>>224495251How do I mail order you bhabhabhiat...
>>224495262t. girl means I'm trans btw
>>224495201george sugama halim,
>>224494855based, fuck that guy
How do I make the groin more like penis outline instead of the pussy pube line?In case you want to get the same result:>stringed net swimsuit
You were reborn in the Philippines.Your father boils fish balls in oil 16 hours a day, more than half his earnings goes to his employer and beats you during weekends. Your mom is only 16 and is pregnant with her third kid with different fathers.What do?
>starts taking hrt>cock is getting bigger and longerGreat now instead of becoming a cute girl I've become a black man.
Why do I need to pay 180 pesos for a stool test and shit in a public toilet before getting employed here
I look like this in real life
My current favorite song as a trans man. https://youtu.be/trlOTS4nKO4?list=RDtrlOTS4nKO4
hrt turn cock smaller tho.
>>224495437Did I get scammed?
I like angel with a bigger wing
>>224495444check'd so yes.
I like sand-angels more
Krakatoa eruption is divone punishment for the ruthless arrogant jawak empire in jakarta. Serve you right, fucker! Now you know how we Borneo Chad, Singaporean, Malay, and Flip suffer! You must feel our siffering and our despair! Enjoy your lethal ash, jawir!
It's over...
untung gw jawir
After reading and analyzing patterns online on social media from both contents and comments, this is what I can conclude from my observation.
Does this work
>>224495853yes
banyak debu anjenggg bersin2
Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who've had the most failures. JK Rowling, who wrote Harry Potter's first Harry Potter book, was rejected 12 times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team; he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career, but he once said, 'I have failed over and over and over again in my life, and that's why I succeed. These people succeeded because they understood that you can't let your failures define yourself; you have to let your failures teach you. You have to let them show you what to do differently the next time.
>>224495974soon...
>>224496036itu yg kena wedus gembel ya?
>>224496036Nsfw. JANNNNNYYYYYYY
>>224496035I just suck at winning
>>224496036Go to the gym and get some muscles, you don't wanna get immortalized for the rest of history lookin like that...
500 bisa CIF & CIM tapi wajib kondom, worth banget bejir
>>224496068>>224496084
>>224494768Go back flipping a bread fatass
>>224496170you don't flip breads tho
>>224496113what kind of races are they
>>224496193Then how would both side cooked perfectly?Checkmate
>>224496156Any of them legal tight teens?
>>224496156nyewa dimans bro?
>>224496156did yo kiss her?
I always wanted to hire a girl just to kiss but how?
>>224496408https://massagerepublic.com/female-escorts-in-kuala-lumpur
YES! YES! YES! SUFFER, JAWAK! FEEL MY PAIN! FEEL MY SUFFERING! INHALE THE ASH TO YOUR HEART CONTENT!
>>224496431I can't open the link
>not koturday
>>224495363Visit my dad during the week and ask him to stop beating me in front of his customersThen if he kills me in retaliation at least the locals will know whodunit>You wouldn't do that you were a kidI would have, as a kid I told my parents that if they had ever beaten me I would have called the cops. My mom acted all surprised because you'd call the cops on your own parents? And I was like yes, if you were beating me, what good does it do for me to let you beat me? I assume the cops in Philippines would do nothing or whatever thirdie problem so I'd humiliate him and threaten his livelihood (even though it threatened my ability to eat too) and he'd probably burst into treats and poorly try to give up drinking or something
>>224496431too many foreigners from Mentari Court and Bangsar South.
>krakatoa>heh funny, who cares I live far away>go outside>volcanic dustWTF we are supposed to be safe Jakartchads
>>224495411Gay coprophile Mr. LimIf it were me I'd hire only women and make them provide a urine sample in front of me like Olympic athletes have to do for random drug testing officialsYou know because I can't be hiring any druggies or however the heat of the algo cooks the whateverBut Mr. Lims are too gay to think up something so based, this is why asea NEEDS more fat white balding retard coomer mouth breathing idiot creep CEOs>But how does that benefit me as an asean male who wants a job? Well I can't be in the room alone, it could be a scandal, I would need a few asean men to occupy the position of assistant women peeing watcher
>>224496584It's like the Canadian wildfires fucking up my throat and creating billion mile dog walls of diluted smoke for a week, only actually it sounds infinitely worse because there's ash all over every surface til the next big rain, like a nuke went off
>>224494634my gf says it's cute doe
how does it feels like to be so alone, so isolated, and so helpless, jakartroons? must be lonely, huh? do you enjoy your silent hill simulator, yet?
>>224496823forgot to attach the pic
Better start putting ear plugs into shopee basket, your lung isnt the only one thats going to get destroyed when anak krakatau turned into an adult.
Is this real
but i don't want her to turn into an adult, doe. i want her to stay smol and docile! T0Thow can we stop her from growing up?
>>224496967Kys pedo
>>224496906If it blows strong enough like the bapak krakatoa, it can even rupture the alveoli in your lungs. no amount of ear plugs can help you there. probably only the people in padded cells in a sanatorium can survive.
>>224497015i'm talking about the volcano, chud! ->>224496906
>>224496967You will hang, pedophile
>>224496345>>224496364>>224496374enak
me when thinking about lucy from zzz >>224496967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6BWrZaNZ8I
>>224496518
>>224497221>>224497274
Something has to give
flight got cancelled
why they're called anak kakaotalk
>>224497734*krakatoastupid ass autocorrect
Do they watch you take a shit behind a very small cover enough to see you're not replacing poo samples to prove you're not a druggie iyc?
>>224497400
>>224497827>poo sampleIsn't urine enough?How do you take the stool sample?
>>224497877>>224497400
>>224498127it's piss only, but he's shitting out of spite
>>224497734a reborn from the Krakatoa itself after the big eruption in 1880s
Does mustache go together with SEAns features?Asking for a friend
>>224492430>Guys please have more children the world needs more brown asians.Tf, no they dont
Didn't go out today to find a gf but we can always do it next sunday. LETS FUCKING GOOO
>>224498127>How do you take the stool sample?it's both hereyou usually poo behind a 4 foot wall and there's a window on my right for the nurses to watch me.
Akunya kapan yah?
>>224496955YIKERRRRSSS
>>224498427only if you looked like him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvPwP6GrfQ8
Fapping doesn't bring me happiness anymore, just alleviate the pain. Being adult sucks and being an indog on top multiply the suck into unbearable degeree.
>>224496250TypeRacer
>>224497827how the hell do you poo on command?
brahppp
>>224497166Pls translate
dulu ganteng dandan keren di katain gigolo, sekarang di tinggal nikah sama orang laen gk di undang lagi...
EVERY POST ON THIS WEBSITE FROM THIS IP ADDRESS IS OF A SATIRICAL NATURE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I BELIEVE THAT RACIAL AND RELIGIOUS HARMONY IS VITAL FOR SINGAPORE'S SOCIAL COHESION.
