AI or DIEprevious >>224479479
Maybe... Mr. House is not the right choice in New Vegas
>>224487470I won't have kids until I can prove I can escape this gay chungus life, but at that point it'll probably be too late.
Horrible edition
Anyone tried plugging their urethra when they're about to cum
>>224487527nah bro, I'm a talking computer screen. Look at my cool robots. trust me bro
>>224487562Are you trying to get someone's balls to explode? Very devilish
>>224487562going to give yourself an infected urethra doing that
>>224487562The cum will leak out your ass instead
>>224487527Who is then? The NCR fags?
Linsday Clancy killed her kids and foids who say otherwise need to kill themselves
if you have less than a 7fig portfolio in 2026 you have no other choice but to be 100% crypto.diversification is a luxury of the wealthy. the rest of us must hypergamble or become serfs forever
>>224487631nobody is saying that she didnt kill them. it was about her state of mind when she did it.
>noooooooo you cant just try to reintegrate pre war society to the wasteland, youre not fixing things fast enough!!!!!
She's right
>>224487601>>224487605>>224487608I was imagining a penis swelling from all the cum until it bursts like a balloon
>>224487663>nobody is saying that she didnt kill themYou would be surprised. I work with some retarded women who legit think she didn’t do it
>>224487699that's not what dysgenic means
>>224487699That's a man
>>224487741leos don't shart on their cubs
>>224487699i cant wait to kill leftists
>>224487617the wasteland should be ruled by comically big 1920s Italian American mobsters who are always smoking a big cigar
This show I'm watching has too much gay sex
a.c. is struggling
>>224487795phoenix?
>>224487699>fantasy of being fitter than the fascistsThere's no danger of that since Ive never seen a fit leftist
Is it bad to shower twice a day?
>>224487841I exist.
>>224487838Bismarck North Dakota
why do people act like indians are human
>>224487893its a waste of water, but I've been in NYC in august and had to take 3 showers so I understand
>>224487470I'm not a rabid anti AI ideologue but every single AI generated wojak image that I've seen looks like utter shit and fails to be funny in any regard. There's a certain earnest quality to MS paint drawings made by socially stunted retards who haven't taken an art class in their entire life that chatjeetPT can't yet replicate
>>224487904bullshit
>>224487915
>>224487917I was thinking stripping oil from the hair and body too often, not water use but I guess that is another potential thing
>>224487947That weather report is not factually accurate
Cumstains I found something very comfy....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itsUq0zUQuY
>>224488039That outfit looks kind of tight, is it really comfy?
>>224488039I want to have sex with her. I bet it would feel good
Be a good boy and get nice and hard for Sydney
>>224488094Would you still have sex with her if it was right after I cummed in her pussy and ass
Just fucked another military wife
>>224488149Sloppy sevenths is the thinking man's fetish
>>224488149Yes I would
wanking myself senseless
>>224488231No fapping for me for a while, I want my next orgasm to feel real good
Should I buy No Man's Sky?
More cybercabs and delivery robots = mass deportation
>>224487917>Hot town, summer in the city>Back of my neck gettin' dirty and grittywish i lived in manhattan. i'd settle for jersey or staten island.
Stopped fapping for a few days and just seeing women on tv started giving me a boner
>>224488297No
>>224488322manhattan, eh? hows 6k a month for a broom closet sound with construction crews jackhammering the street until midnight?
>>224488297I used to "prank" call gamestop and ask them about No Woman's Sky. Then I grew up and realized the workers are just wagies.
i'd be happy living in manhattan, ks
>>224488139Uhhh kekBe graceful, like a decent lady?
It's not gay if you get off to an AI synced toy that has a live feed of you giving a dildo a blowjob
D'ya reckon eating ears and inner ears of other animals or people would help you regenerate your own damaged ears? This might be worth looking into
while you were worshiping sydney I was perfecting the art of AI powered self sucking
>dancing around in my room with my headphones on having a moment of ecstasy>look over and my mom is staring at me in the doorway
ai goon arena2 men enter, 1 man leaves
Good night errybody>>224488567ywnbaw
>>224488567
>>224488567That's exactly why I swore to never sing again, and haven't for as long as I can remember. If momberg wasn't otherwise a decent person I'd send her off to the nursing home for that.
>>224488557I suck souls, darling.. not dicks.
>>224488588buonanotte, anchovy
Some folx imagine being chased by a naked man when they runOthers imagine they are chasing the naked man
Made my first dating profile on one of them apps. Guess we will see
>>224488669I do neirher and walk away because most men are fake af and just pretend to be kind until they show you their true colors. Dont say I didnt warn ya.
If I don't sell these goddamn speakers I'm breaking them into pieces and throwing them away. I ain't letting no asshole get them for free. No way jose.
>>224488148Would give anything to be her
any niggas here remember mr swirl
>>224488742Do they work?
been having good luck on an ai dating app. wasted so much time on tinder before.
>>224487562Yes when i was a teenager, both by squeezing at the tip and compressing the urethra at the perineum. Point being to reduce cleanup. I shortly learned that this is not a healthy thing to do. Retrograde ejaculation is not something you want to intentionally induce.
>>224488805kek
Gibesmedacheese
Dr Pepper Vanilla float is the greatest beverage of all times. Holy shit, why isn't this as famous as coca-cola and pepsi. Seriously, how? It is so superior is unreal.You can not suffer in USA if you can just go to any random store and buy shit ton of Dr Peper vanilla float anytime you want.
>>224488742Nooo I had promised those speakers to my wife's black kid as a Christmas present.
I made a bunch of bot accounts to lowball people selling speakers and right when they get to the point of breaking that shit and tossing it in the trash I give them a slightly higher than lowball offer
>>224488937
>>224488940You can make a real vanilla float yourself any time in Portugal
>>224488940too much HFCS
>>224488940yuckyFor me, it's Moxie. The greatest sodie pop
>>224488757
>>224488971The reason why Resident Evil 4 was set on Spain instead of Mexico was because the ganado acts less violent than Mexicans not infected by las plagas.
>>224489025
just had jack in the box for the first time in my life
>>224488039her eyes are really ugly
>>224489091spill the tea sis, how was it?
>>224489061lol
clavicular is not even good looking
>>224489108Do you see how pointy those elbows are too? Would not bang
blind bought burberry london for my fall signature scent™smells quite good
This is a mommy clancy general
>>224489178why does her nose look like that ew
>>224489091>he's never had the GOAT breakfast sammichISHYGDDT
>>224488940For me it's Dr Pepper blackberry
>>224489178spiritually, i am the chud holdout juror
Dad wants to show me female cop videos and talk about how women shouldn't be cops nigga I don't care
I wish my mom had murdered me
>>224489286kek same. My mom fucking hated me
>>224489286it's never too late for an abortion
my mother did worse than murder me
i dont like seeing indians or arabs when i go outside
Told Dad I worship Satan he's pissed now!
>>224489269watch with him, could be fun, and of course they shouldn't
I don't even like rap that much but "Shook Ones, Pt. II" goes insanely hard.
My mother was birther and a fiend
>>224489334Nobody cares, timmy
my mother was a drug addict and a hooker
>>224489345He doesn't just want me to watch he wants me to watch and listen to his rants
>>224489286same
>>224489378have a beer and listen
>>224489375Was she a hooker with a heart of gold?
>>224489398I don't drink I only hit the penjamin
>>224489407a black heart of hatred
Walked in on my girl cheating on me with my brother this morning so that was cool.
>>224489367every single race on earth hates indians. hating indians is not a white people thing.
>>224489424Sharing with your brother is not a big deal
>>224489424Really hope this is a bizarre larp
>>224489121it was a jumbo jackpretty good>>224489204the only breakfast sandwhich i've had, except for mcdonalds, is the carls jr onewith the toasted sourdough bread
>>224489347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppv1DAujL_I
>>224489421you'll regret not hanging with him more when you realize he was right about most things
>>224489453Yeah I guess not. I don't really care much really, but it's a betrayal sort of on his part. He seemed really guilty at least, like he kept telling me I can shoot him if I want and I'm totally justified if I want to and stuff like that. I'm just glad to be rid of the bitch, she's his problem now. Boy she made a massive embarrassing scene when I tried driving away. Screaming and flailing and chasing me up the driveway, hanging on to my clothes and not letting go, falling all dramatically to the ground as I drove away. Top kek
>>224489511He's too negative to hang with all he does is complain
>>224489473Not a larp this time. But not as bad as it sounds either. I've only known her for a short time
for me, it's bacon croissan'wich from burger king.
>>224489544I prefer the sausage one
>>224489521You should arrange for a three way
>>224489541by the time you are his age, you will have a lot to complain about, learn from himforget it, you are an idiot, and will always be
>I prefer sausage
>>224489581Gross. I would never want to do anything with another man involved especially not my own brother. I did joke about "eifel tower" when I caught them and she seemed like she probably really would, but fucking degenerate and gross no thanks
>>224489601t. geriatric old fart
>>224489621Do your parents know your brother betrayed you?
/cum/ has no respect for elders
>>224489632you will understand when it is too late
>>224489649No, and I don't intend to tell them either. My other brother is really cool though, he's been playing helldivers with me all day and we are gonna go get food. He also warned me to get rid of her but I didn't listen. Believe it or not, that very same day he told me that she came on to him one night while drunk at our house, and that he yelled at her and that I need to cut her off ASAP. I really should've listened.
Left or right?
the majority of children in the USA under 18 are now brown.
I was born on the exact same day/year as Patrick crusius
>>224489747Neither. I'm so fed up with women.
>>224489747Left sitting on my face while right sucks my COCK
>>224489747Left because she has cuter sandals
>>224489757I wonder who they'll blame for their problems when all the white people and boomers are gone
>>224489521Based. Crazy bitch that actually tried to keep her man? Was she begging you to stay or talk it over? Did she happen to ask what she did wrong and did you tell her?
In Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon he says that the the mathematical structure of the parabola is Germanic in nature and that rocket technology which was pioneered by Germans like Wernher von Braun follows a parabolic trajectory and it is like the rainbow road of ancient Germanic mythology which is the road that connects all the worlds on the world tree Yggdrasil.
>>224489747right because she has a better attention to detail (her fly is zipped) and will birth more effective warriors
>>224489837gravity's rainbow sucks ass, just like IJ
>>224489837In being a stupid retard he's the king
>>224489771Amen. I soooo don't think I am going to be dating for a long time. I have been crying all week over some dude who just talks shit to me and ignores me. Please slap me.
>>224489507Preemo is one of the GOAT hip hop producers no doubt
Should I start Jujutsu Kaisen or Frieren
Amphiboly (also known as amphibology) is a logical fallacy and grammatical error involving syntactic ambiguity, where a sentence’s structure allows for multiple interpretations rather than the individual words themselves being ambiguous.For example"The duck is ready to eat."That could mean the duck meat is ready to be eaten or it could mean the living duck is ready to eat something.
Bought some fried chicken for dinner
>>224489521Does she live with you? If so, breaking up and cucking her and/or fucking her friends while she hasn't moved out is the pro move to make.
poopootsu gaymen
>>224489888neither, watch Keijo
>>224487527Mr House vs Dr House death battle
Do you know where the idiom "getting the short end of the stick" comes from? In modern parlance it is only a metaphor but its original meaning was quite literal. Before modern times people used tally sticks as money which were sticks from trees or bamboo. They put notches on the stick to record debt and broke it in two and the one who owes the debt has the shorter end. The tally stick functioned as cash and also a ledger in peer-to-peer network like bitcoin. This was used in many places like England, Byzantium, and China.
>>224489899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg9_6I5DI0Y
>>224489896How about Amphibia
In an analytic language, syntactic roles are assigned to words primarily by word order. For example, in English, the sentences "the cat caught the fish" and "the fish caught the cat" have different meanings, expressed by different word orders. This can be contrasted with a synthetic language such as Latin, in which the same difference in meaning can be expressed by changing the individual words while keeping the same word order: "fēlis piscem cēpit" means 'the cat caught the fish', while "fēlem piscis cēpit" means 'the fish caught the cat'.Typically, analytic languages have a low morpheme-per-word ratio, especially with respect to inflectional morphemes.
>>224489824Yep, exaxtly spot on. Refused to take any accountability and acted like somehow I was in the wrong for daring to be upset. Refused to even apologize, just kept yelling about how I "abandoned" her. I'd explain what she did wrong then she just acted like I didn't say anything and asked "what did I do?" And tried gaslighting me like I didn't catch her LITERALLY with her pants down. "It isn't what it looked like" despite my brother literally already admitted and told me what was going on. God I don't have high thoughts about women at this point. It's like talking to a wall the ability to dodge accountability is actually insane. In the end everything was my fault, obviously.
>>224489907I wouldn't move in with her and that was part of the reason we broke up. We have been dating a long time but I dont see a future
everybody STFU I'm watching anime
>>224489990You both sound mentally ill.
>>224490015Jujutsu kaisen or Frieren
Christopher Nolan? More like Christopher Nochin hahahahaha
>>224489899When I'm driving and haven't had dinner, I do that sometimes. One gas station in the Mid Atlantic states has really tasty fried chicken and stuff. You'd never expect it, especially in the cow towns lol
>>224490036I already told you, Keijo
Anybody here ever had government cheese? Is it like velveeta or more like a cheap cheddar?
i honestly dont get the appeal of anime
>>224490042David Lynch mogs him.
>>224490097tiddies, giant robots and the boys
>>224490097good. it's for kids and manchildren.
>>224490097I was into Initial D for a while but I feel that's fairly niche
>>224490160I'm a manchild and still don't get it
step to me.I DARE YOU.
back from costco
>>224490229Wild I went this morning
>>224490160midwit take
deadmau5 is the only Canadian I know of to exist
>>224490042ugly face, ugly movies
>>224490229Did you get your 4 gallon jug of cum?
My dad was a property owner and married at 25 what were you doing at 25
fuck my stupid idiot faggot retard chungus life
>>224490238>heh, yeah, you gotta have a high iq to enjoy japanese cartoons
>>224490259I'm not 25 yet
>>224490277correct
>>224490241you never heard of Justin Bieber?
>>224489796I didn't even notice that they were wearing sandals.
>>224490241Drake?
>>224489747right because of her larger bust
Drake is Canada's wealthiest and most famous half-black half-jewish pedophile.
>>224490042dreadful hairline and nose shape
>>224490327True
If it ain't penetration ain't illegal dawg
gynocentric people have a very difficult time defining rape
>>224490327>pedophilewhy do you say this?
drake the kind of nigga to wear a sweater his grandma knitted thats 2 sizes too small
>>224489747left, small boobs are elegant
>small boobs are elegant
im ugly and retarded
>find w*man cosplayer online>look at profile>all my linksevery time
>>224490402Same. Makes me feel stupid and want to kill myself, everyday.
ever have an eyelid open slightly while you're asleep and then wake up with the most irritated, red and watering eyeball you've ever had
>>224490302>>224490306these 2 and deadmau5 are making me think it's 2011-2013 in this bitch
>>224490368Millie Bobby Brown was 14
>>224490420no
>>224490259my dad didn't have a house until he was 29 and it was a rental that we were evicted from in 2005.
you guys are weird tonight
>>224490435done him
>>224490441Loser parents
Sipping tea remarkably
name 3 canadians that aren't homosexuals
>>224490448Pendejo.
>>224490259my dad built his own house at 20, then he lost it in a divorce, then he bought another house, and lost it in a divorce, now he lives in a trailer park
>>2244904611. leafstein2. leafberg3. leafsteinberg
>>224490432i thought you were going to say because he allegedly kissed a 17yo girleither case, it is not actually pedophile because most 14yo girls have reached puberty and many have even finished puberty and are post-pubescent
>>224490461Stan RogersNeil YoungMe
>>224490469I don't find this pose to be sexy
Which one of you was this
>>224490432he didn't date her or do anything sexual with her. They were just friends
>>224490461elliot page is as straight as a man can be
>>224490461Avril lavigne(my wife)Summer Mcintosh(my concubine)Jessie fleming(concubine II)
>>224490468hola, this might be my next ride in Vallarta, my dude is checking it out, the Nissan he was looking at for me was shit
>>224490493Drake and Millie started texting when she was 14 but they met when she was 13
my life would be completely different if i had a big penis
>>224490469If given the opportunity I would put my dick in her vagina
>>224490507THIS gentleman, is democracy manifest
>>224490517Are you meeting up with the Aussie chick?
imagine succulent chinese meals
>>224490469Holy sexo
>>224490510Still eyebrow-raisingLike how Michael Jackson would sleep in the same bed as kids, even if he didn't touch the kids it's still strange
I need my apartment to be completely empty to jerk off. Perhaps I could jerk off in a public bathroom stall if the necessity should arise
>>224490469love how fat women are
>>224487699neomarxism makes a lot more sense when you consider that all the intelligent marxists became fascists in the 20s
>>224487699LOL
My mom says okay like okeey
did you know that brits call their currency "squid"?why?
>>224490562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8godspeed, Odysseus
>>224490603No they don't
>>224490570some people just like hanging out with kids and jackson didn't see anything wrong with it
>>224490603*Quid
>>224490622>some people just like hanging out with kids
Dad spiked his hair wore tapout shirts and listened to numetal in the 2000s
>>224490655you must be like 13. wtfMOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>224490655How old are you
>>224490655based as hell
>>224490684>>22449068625
>>224490517Sick, Cherokees are GOATed. My dad had picrel in the 1980s and traded it in for a minivan when my sister was born. Saddest day of his life.
>>224490655This means your dad was relatively young in the 2000s thus making you a zoomer at best.
>>224490680Luv seals, me
I was born in 1998
>>224490538yeah, for Halloween, I like hanging with her, she's easy going and fun, but I'm not getting any action, and watching peoples reaction her has gotten oldit was funny for a while, girls look at her with contempt with evil eyes, and guys jaws dropI'll hang with her dad more then her, because he wants to be away from his wife
>>224490655s-son?
Canadian.jpeg
>>22449071199, meDecember in factBarely caught the millennium
>>224490699why? it has a big back seat, room for 5 at least
>>224490711dirty zoomer
>>224490655>THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE! SITTING AROUND ALL DAY! WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU?! WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU?!
>>224490700He was in his 30s
My dad was a middle aged boomer in the 2000s. He probably didn't even know what a Tapout shirt was.
>>224490327lol
>>224490711only 90s babbys will remember this
>>224490724>gets brake checked>has to vacuum up mom's ashes
>>224490711
>>224490762Not sure why they would even want to lie.
>>224490259copious poopies
I was born in 97
My parents don't really have friends, which probably explains why I don't either.
>>224490584does this look fat to you?
i was born in the 80s
>>224489747left easy
>>224490809How do you feel about turning 30
At what point do the /cum/ uncs transition to great-uncles
>>224490813everyone in my family has friends except me
>>224490391I mean I prefer bigger boobs, but I chose left becasue ass is just better.
>>224490711>>224490728>>224490809y'all uncs fr
>>224489424she naht your girl anymore
>>224490820Hell yeah brother! How's your NES and Harley collection doing?
over the past few years my friend has turned into a piece of shit alcoholic :(
>he doesnt have an NES collection
>>224490638a lot of people become teachers because they like kids. It's no different.
>>224490836I'll be okay I am doing better than what I was in my early twenties and chilled out
i hated that fucking paper boy game on the nes
any consistently employed man in
I ate too much for literally no reason
>>224489424Actually, was she ever your girl? >>224490861Did you try to help them?
>>224490744Because it was this ugly thing.Interestingly enough, I lost my virginity in the back of a minivan many years later.
>>224490881yeah, i think it's time for me to move on
>>224490874Grim
>HH stands for Heil Hogan Brother
Feels like time and culture has been frozen since 2020
>>224490887We made love in my Chevy van and that's alright with me
>>224490874I hate my job more than any of my previous ones
>>224490901he probably has a nice chunk of change in his 401k
Where can I find easy girls for sex? Where do they tend to congregate?
>>224490901It's probably a nice job he works with union benefits
>>224490910Good to know.
>>224490864all I have now, sold someshow yours
>>224490923your mom's house and your sister's room
>>224490869you now hear that fucking song from the first level
>>224490923Wherever your slut mom hangs out
>>224490932BALD!
>>224490932I have contra force and Rad racer II, but I mainly use a chink everdrive
alright the horrid thread has ended
got piss on my shit again, third time this week
>>224490904Culture ended permanently at the outbreak of the pandemic
New>>224490983
>>224490989>>224490989fug
>>224490711corrr check disshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03_OIKn9bUQ
>>224487527I almost always do Yesman
