lovely 'sa
hey now, you're a rorke star
who is that bird anyway you lads keep posting her
>>224504446very witty post. paul merton esque
miss my youth but also recognise that i wanted to kill myself back then even more than i do now
>>224504444Of course not, but it'll be the best selling game of all time regardless of who it caters to. It's going to sell record numbers on name and hype alone. That's already locked in. Your job now if you're R* is to make more long-term profit than GTA V did.
>>224504433
Reminder that if you're suffering you deserve it
alysapops x
>>224504488t. Someone suffering
i think cyberpunk killed my optimism and interest in videogames, i look at gta 6 and don't care for it
'ysa
>>224504469fanks x
>>224504495bodied that miserable cunt
completely organic posting
>>224504473im convinced. it explains how billionaires sold to everyone to become billionaires and now want to kill them all via AI and live off the income from the richest and most devoted of them. grim
https://youtu.be/r-rgIPIkCl4
If Argentina invades the Falklands again, I say we quit with the bullshit and just drop a nuclear warhead on Buenos Aires.It's time these niggas learnt we ain't playin.
Decided to treat myself to a little Costa
Reminder, if you're suffering, I hope it ends soon. <3 x
>>224504532for organic flavours, try alysa pops!
just thought of a funny original post. everyone ready for it? here goes: hey now you're a rorke star
alysacord raid
>>224504551what a menace!
Got some music onTea in my special mugCherry bakewell tart it's the little things in life that really make you grateful to be alive
>>224504559
>>224504569>freezepoputter childrenthey're called iceblocks
>>224504575very witty post. paul merton esque
>>224504569terrible flavours
>>224504566costa is so grim. i only buy coffee out where i can get a speciality one from one of those independent cafes with the small paper cups and industrial/mid century design
Going to make a pear and blackberry crumble because I must resist the siren song of steamingtoil. I hate drinking but it's all I ever want to do so instead I will bake.
>>224504551joker-esque
>>224504589thanks
>>224504605going to have a shower then and a nice ice cold glass of a crisp sauvignon blanc me
>>224504586Got a yellow one for you you might like
so you wanna be a rorke superstar?and live alone, a small flat, no cars, mum's in charge
>>224504627May I suggest 4 warm cans of off brand cider instead?
well we all just wanna be a big rorke star
COME ON... NEEEIIIGH
mum ordered me birthday clothes from a website called “big dude”
what is she reading ?
Just realised, Lindsay Clancy is like OJ Simpson but for white women
>>224504645very witty post. paul merton esque
>>224504551felt like doing stuff like this when my mental health was poor during my neet phase of being rejected at every interview because im autistic incel who cant socialise with people or extemporaneous conversation
>>224504605corrr scran
>>224504651you're a big guy
>>224504655Pokemon Crystal strategy guide
I went to the pub they other which has cask ales and ciders.The cider had no carbonation. So it was like drinking flavour juices.I get ales aren't meant to be somewhat flat, but flat cider was weird. Is that normal?
>>224504655my marriage proposalshe mulls for a few minutes, then accepts
You're all normie faggot freaks LARPing as outsiders, but you have friends, you go out, you have jobs, you try to fit inI'm a 30 year old unemployed virgin I read Deleuze for fun I take acid then wank my arse for hours while listening to Coil albums we are NOT the same
>>224504689grow up
anytime i read news my response is always "why are you telling me?"
Right now I'm playing:Satisfactory, Pokémon Seaglass, Persona 5, Bully. Rate my taste
girls with braces
>>224504701>normieexposed yourself
>>224504701this isn't a flex
thinking about the range of the humble birch tree
>>224504720grow up
>>224504701Not me. I’m entombed permanently in my smelly bedroom. If I died here they’d only find me when they started sending bailiffs round to collect my unpaid council tax.
umcock
>>224504679thanks double o7
>>224504701Cannot imagine how grim wanking anything on acid would be. Abhorrent behaviour.
>>224504720Pokemon is elite tier, as perBully is goateddunno about the other two
Mad how when 9/11 happened and Trump was asked if his building was okay he just boasted about how it was now the tallest building in New York
>>224504655intro to post-partum psychosis
>>224504751because it’s a larp. he probably confused acid with stims
>>224504701I used to masturbate on coke. what a rush, the orgasms were otherworldy. I miss those faps, but the last few times I ended up vomiting up black tar like fluid lol
>>224504751>>224504781Try living sometime, you only get one shot
>>224504551Wipipo don season they streetz
>>224504720Satisfactory is very fun. Wish I had mates to play it with, but solo is also an enjoyable time. Never played Seaglass, don't really play ROM hacks.Persona 5 is okay, worst in the series but when you have 10/10 kinoge like Persona 2 and 3 to compete against there's not much you can do really. Played Bully a long time ago, I remember enjoying it but it's not one of those games that really stuck with me. 4.5/5, great taste.
I'm locked in for the OoT remake and the Direct this Tuesday. They better not fuck up the gerudo designs
Will be having sexual intercourse in the next 2 hours or so, where should I spaff?
>>224504566costa coffee? more like costa lotee
>stimsunc acting like he knows drug slang
>>224504824Mouth or inside
>>224504824on his back, rookie
What's the difference between browns coming to Anglo-Saxon Britain today on small boats Vs when anglos came to Celtic Britain in small boats
poo ROOOOOAR
>>224504881one brought civilization and elite genetics (Anglos)
Never done acid but I did DMT once and had a very bad trip that gave me a severe phobia of elephants which I have since downgraded to a general fear of elephants.Became quite anti drug after that.
>>224504881The colour
need that beeg t-shirt
brings me immense satisfaction seeing this
>>224504925Don't think of a pink elephant
>>224504925What if a load of small cat sized elephants were in your house right now would you cry
>>224504818I'm too scared to play satisfactory with other people cause I'm really autistic in games like that and I wouldn't want to ruin someone else's fun, and a game like satisfactory can take a long time if you want to make a pretty area. I made blueprints to help build facades for my factories now.Seaglass is goated all gen 1-3 Pokémon plus future evolutions for gen 1-3 Pokémon such as Magmotar. You can buy all Evo items, the battle frontier is still available you don't need to trade or get any weird event items for legendaries like ho-oh etc. has modern typing and mechanics too.Ah shame about persona, I played persona 4 golden this year on my vita and got locked in. I'll play 3 after 5.
>>224504974Certainly
sucking a house hippo down my gob
>>224504925
>>224504958he's done that on purpose hasn't he
need to feed olivia rodrigo sausage rolls
>>224504925Acid is chill, dmt is unpredictable, should have tried acid first
>>224504958he's dead then
wish i had two sistershttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788636567214395.webm
If elephants have trunks, do they also wear boots?
still in bed
Doing DMT before you've tried Acid is like doing heroin before you've tried weed
>>224504853what do da yoof say then?
Need to beat up a welshman me
>>224505060ktim
>>224505062ok drugrunt
rorkey like a melody in my head
acid is overrated just makes you a retard
wearing my joggers today. but am I jogging? not a single step
Mental the BBC won't ask Ukraine what pidor means
>>224504958that's the white truck drivers fault for being a nigger parasite who was hogging the fast lane. I'd shoot that cunts kids in the head of I ever saw him irl
>>224505032screammy sisters were exactly like this, can't count the amount of times I've had to pull one off the other
>tfw you realise moral relativism is correct
>>224505087Why don't you live a little before they put you in a box?
>>224505097wearing shorts me, am I short? yes.
hi runts and mongs of the brit team, what drugs don't show up on urine tests? I can't smoke weed no mo
Drugs? Yeah dont take that bollocks.>Gulps beer
>>224505104you'll do nothingtailgaters need the rope
>>224505119caffiene
>>224505119Paracetamol
>>224505110gp
>>224505119nos and ket
>Why don't you live a little before they put you in a box?
Love how whenever the BBC/ITV/Channel 4 are in Ukraine interviewing people they never bother to even attempt to hide all the Bandera flags waving everywhere or obscure Nazi symbols on soldier's patches
>>224505127me but i don't drink alcohol (don't like the taste)
dipping my balls in hot bacon grease
glugging the last of the vodka
Name a better duo
Living life in a shoebox
>>224505146Well the BBC can't just go around denazifying Ukraine can they? That would play into Putin's game.
>>224504433RorkeRorquéRörcheRo QuRokembeяorяkeRukaruRachstein
Going to Estonia to buy cheap Koskenkorva
>>224505168Hope they put you under
>>224505182adequate post
'orke
>>224505166You're a certified retard naziyank and waste your entire life posting nazi slop on a general that doesn't want youYou've not once ever made an on-topic post or posted anything related to Britain
might treat myself to a cheeky wank
>>224505224Why not two? After all, it's your choice
>>224505203suomi :)
>>224505182rorkeschach test
>>224505220destroyed that worm
>>224505106:)
drugs are literally okay if you can control yourself, but... therein lies the problem....
>>224504433um xhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788639786416852.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788639786416852.webm
>>224505230cheers for the support mate
>Ma culture, disparue. :( - Rorqué> Ma culture, disparue. :) - leftiqué/pol/
any neurodivergent man in?
>>224505267There if you need me
two /gif/ links is it? will i click? will i fuck!
>>224505248that's how they work? wtf
right well thats someone's nob
>>224505032ranged attacks always win over melee
can’t take psychedelics because they make me go mental for months and i end up in the “loony bin”
>>224505224>>224505230>>224505267i will support you too lad>>>/gif/31127640https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788640382164987.webm
>>224505290aye
>>224505279might divert my fist in your face
most satisfying thread ever>>>/gif/31133418
>>224505303you would know
can't believe people here like trannies. don't the people know they aren't actually women? they're men, pretending to be women!
>>224505317Don't you have one?
>>224505324is this true? I'm not gay
LED street lamps were brought in to make all the world a stage. it's like having ring lights everywhere. it's good for tiktok, snapchat, instagram algorithms when people can broadcast anywheresimilar reason hollywood is in california and seasonless and dry climate there gives them a constant flat light to work with making it much cheaper to film outdoors
>>224505334no why would i want to do that to my lovely willy?
mums walking about sainsburys with their fit daughters
British genocide
>>224505241Sinister reply I won't lie but I'm sure your intentions are good
>>224505324theres a fair few peng ones here in the UK though, dont have to go to thailand for them nowadays
tranners are freaks to be fair lads
>>224505362non sinister i think it would have been fun.
>>224505349Why don't you ask it
anon getting beaten and robbed by thai ladyboys
>>224505324it's usually social rejects who have completely given up on a normal life and relationship, maybe im just a romanticist but it breaks my heart knowing these lads were once some normal mummys boy who she had big hopes for and now he's some smelly unwashed faggot masturbating to increasingly concerning pornography.
rorke trying to find a ladyboy willing to poop in his gob
can i go to hell for standing behind a fit skinny girl at mass and thinking about the things id do to her arse only t be put off the idea when she turns around to shake hands and she's 50?
>>224505431Want me to shit in yours?
what is hot honey
>>224505433yes 50 year old women need shagging too
>>224505410ktim
>>224504443Cause and effect isn't it
>>224505448Candle wax
any dyslexia (reading), dyscalculia (numbers), and dysgraphia (writing) man in?
>>224505444no tyvm
>>224505128I'll shoot your mum in the face with a gun
>>224505448you are x
https://youtu.be/rXefFHRgyE0
>>224505470No worries, you've probably got your mouthful already
>>224505473you don't have guns in australia
what does smoking feel like
>>224505486mummy
>>224505494They've got BB guns
Poop nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5-b-aM9LI0
>>224505494they've got knoives
Rapidash should get a spikes more where he HOOVES the female enemy team Pokémon with his big horse cock and they sucker punch the tip with their cheeks
>>224505494*unzips my cock and violently thrusts it in and out of your mother's slutty little gullet*
doing smelly farts
rangeban australians
>>224505509hot air going in your back of your throat and lungs
>>224505468*rises hand*
>>224505538That's a small piece
>>224505538Good job rapidash!
>>224505538i have a boner now
The British are worthless. Never contribute, build or create anything of value.
mental that this is the perfect example of justice and in the UK he would have gone to jail https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788663014834341.webm
>>224505538thanks. my mum needs sex too
*unsheating katana*I will play you... an arpeggio of cold steel*slices u melodically into sashimi bits*
>>224505410met a fella last week who has a missus and a son and said he shagged about 30 ladyboys on a ten day trip to thailand with his missus. he was ditching her every single night to fuck men.
>>224505574in what way is murder perfect justice for robbery?
>>224505585god you're so cool
>>224505603when you have a gun pointed at your face and all your money and belonging stolen come tell me that's not justice you sheltered little gimp
>>224505574Good I wonder how they check compartmentalisation syndrome though. That's what I always think about with those pinning injuries
>>224505610yeah a bit I suppose thanks
>>224505574rip bonita and clydinho
>mental that this is the perfect example of justice and in the UK he would have gone to jail
>>224505629SCREAMING
What's supposedly so bad about my mum having sex? What do you get out of saying you'd shag a lady in her mid 60s?
>>224505617its revenge its not justice
>>224505644She might enjoy it
BEHOLD THE NEW MAP OF THE WORLDONLY ONE COUNTRY VOTED AGAINST IT THE UNITED STATES
>>224505644call me daddy
>>224505617murder is a different thing to robbery. qedi eagerly anticipate receiving your concession in the post. eternally yours, x
i reckon gen z /brit/ has a higher percentage of christians than the cringe millenials
>>224505663they're the same thing
cheeky little bloot
>>224505603it's justified to remove the criminal freaks from the population
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yldGOWrD_Cg
>>224505603murder is next for those druggy rats
>>224505685didn't say they were the same. it's justice because the punishment is warranted.
>>224505672>the TRUE map of the world>africa is bigger than asianot true though is itpandering nonsense isn't it
>>224505688well demonstrably theyre notif they were the same thing then the initial victim would never have been able to take revenge
Cynthia in BDSP has a marvel scale Milotic with a flame orb that has recover + mirror coatInsane how they made an already good fight even better in the remakes.
>>224505672*swims from sierra leone to brazil*
>>224505698a man who runs someone over deliberately is also a criminal
https://youtu.be/d11xns8lE4w
>>224505672Right that's globalists literally planning how islands should look, their greed knowing no bounds
>>224505686I saw a lot of young people at church yesterday
>>224505672why did amerikkka vote against making africa BIG. what do they fear? what do they know?
really don't care for this dad rock gimmick
>>224505672australian lobby loving this
>>224505707alri muzzie. continue chopping off hands and that
>>224505699keepin it gangsta
>>224505712Mental how good at Pokémon battles and fit she is. Glad there's no BLACKED porn of her and only some weird almost tolerable stuff
Do I have a Bwc
applying for a couple of civil service jobs
26oC today for some fucking reason
>>224505733Steely Dan rulz
>>224505762el nino
Is there football on? Lad next door just shouted "yes" very loudly
>>224505712For the longest time I have been thinking about making a living Dex but feels like it'll take too long plus version exclusives
got the rex orange county on haven't i
>>224505772what a player
>>224505744thank you for proving my point about this country letting criminals get away with crimeswhich is why we slap rapists and murderers on the wrist here instead of punishing them
>>224505672Can't believe they're stretching out the countries again
Reckon we should have borders and just say "no" to immigrants
>>224505783yeah
>>224505721i havent been in a few months because ive been a bit mental recently
Wish there was someone who likes fishing as much as I do in my local area
>>224505749What there's lots of blacked of her
*enters /brit/*
>>224505762Is that a lot, its 32 here, did some hiking today and burnt me face off
>>224505772
is it too early to go to bed
>>224505749Yeah she's well fitBet she smells good too>>224505776I'm close to finishing mine. All mons caught in the games they were first introduced in, just need an Arceus event and two dudes from Scarlet and Violet DLC. Was a lot of fun replaying through all the games again
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrow
>>224505783i don’t see any laws of any kind because they are enforced by humans
>>224505806might get into fishing next summer
>>224505813Fucking black people. Wish they'd fuck off
>>224505828https://youtu.be/XZuM4zFg-60
>>224505828Nah lad, see you on here at 4am
>>224505837Ktim I'm such a freak, doing my little commute and my little job and paying my little taxes and having my little depressive episodes and substance abuse issues.
Getting my fingers and toes cut off one by one and then being put in a burlap sack and thrown into a canal
>>224505846>Fucking black peopleyeah thats usually how blacked goes
>>224505672HOW ARE EUROPE PEOPLE AND ASIA PEOPLE SO DIFFERENTSHOULDN'T THEY BE WAY MORE MIXED
>>224505799Church will help with that lad, i did it cause it was a celebration of the six saints of the island but it was cool, i should go more back home
cant wait to be a freak at toil tomorrow
>>224504802Doesn't work you can't get erect and takes hours
>>224505104Road ragelet detected. This guy probably screams at other drivers with his windows up but would be silent if there's a chance someone else can hear
debating whether or not a cartoon character has slept with black men on sunday, huh? perfect time as ever i guess!
just want a stay at home gf to watch the telly with
>>224505842Why not right now, peak river season, coarse and pike season starting and warm enough for carp still
Made £7000 this weekend betting against Tilde's predictions
>>224505858What are you doing that for then?
>>224505881you are incredibly dull
fishing is cruel
>>224505877id scran a plate of her shite like a starving dog
>>224505867yeah i will go soon just gotta get normaler>>224505881
>>224505902grow up
they were completely out of 'chovies in tbt supermarket, taking the fucking piss
>>224505896...towards six packs of beer lol
>>224505914england has fallen
>>224505881dont really like going outside just like the idea
>>224505914only place that consistently sells them is tesco. very hard to find them anywhere else. i use em for anchovies capers garlic pasta.
>>224505894Cause I pressed the traffic light button but didn't intend to cross the road
>>224505846Most white men watch interracial porn
>>224505914if you want something extremely salty and fishy you can suck the smeg off my nob
Been jerking off to stuffing my nose (snout) between women's buttcheeks while they're wearing pants since the dog training
>>224505938screaming
>>224505933i do that whenever i walk past one LOL pisses them right off
>>224505896watching shark vids makes it clear fish do NOT care if they get eaten or not and would possibly argue they want to get eaten
>>224505941>>224505908
>>224505877>stay at home gfNot a single woman is like that
>>224505958gfberg doesn't have a job and never leaves the house
>>224505903You fishing lad? ,,Yesterday we caught some sea bream and other fish that i dont know the english names of
>>224505941the childhood abuse you experienced must have been mental
GrOw Up
>>224505970how many suicide attempts has she made?
>>224505936grow up
new>>224505987>>224505987>>224505987
>>224505783this has rorke STUMPED!!!!
So, if I get this straight:Since Prince George is a direct descendant of Elizabeth II, who decided that their descedants would use the surname Mountbatten-Windsor, is George's full name supposed to be "George Mountbatten-Windsor"when he signs something?
>>224505974nah i said i wanted to get into it but i know nothing about it and i like staying inside
twitch.tv/horsehorsehorseumamusume>>224504433twitch.tv/horsehorsehorseumamusume
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