I want to get hit by a truck and be reincarnated in France.
>>224507297You're like a few hour drive away from it, you can literally go there at anytime by just hopping on a train. What's stopping you?
there's a lot of fr*nch "people" there though
>>224507331moving somewhere isn't equal to being born somewhere, you lack the whole cultural background
You're more likely to be hit by a truck if you were in France already though.
>>224507297Your wish is granted, now you're going to get hit by a truck driven by a muslim in France and get reincarnated in Ukraine.
>>224507297A Geanie fulfil your wish and you're being reborn into a family of illegal black migrants in the slums of Paris.
>>224507391Eh,you can learn. I know a few polish people from work. Two of them have french partners and learned the language. Cool people.
>>224507297Have you ever got HIT by a woman?
>>224508818again, it's not the same because it's different to look at a place thinking>oh, it's beautifulvs>oh, it's beautiful AND my family has lived in this place for 2000 years so I'm emotionally connected to every stone there
>>224507297Moving to France would be enough for me, but I'm too lazy to learn the language>>224509904Are you 'tism?
>>224509904>>oh, it's beautiful AND my family has lived in this place for 2000 years so I'm emotionally connected to every stone theremarry a french woman and have babies problem solved. her family is now your family connected through marriage and blood
>>224510019>marry a french womanyes, I already see the French women in line hoping to marry a poor Slavic guy from eastern Europe
>>224507430Muslim dont drive trucks in yurop nigga, it's lithuanians, romanians or poles. In fact instead of getting hit by a truck, op should drive one he will probably visit France
>>224510098Getting a job and learning the language would increase your chances drastically.
Whatever happened to the french neet foid?
>>224509863I was riding my scooter and waited for people to pass when a Punjabi woman in a Hyundai bumped into me
>>224510225still the chances are smaller than Planck length
>>224510473You need to change your attitude my man
>>224510593thanks, redditbro, it surely will help
>>224510616I believe in (You)
>>224510098tell them that poles are honorary white negroes according to the haitians, french hoes go feral for that shit
France is a massive hole though
>>224510713it's a sad day when the frog poster is right... something something polish anon is afraid to try because he might fail something blah
>>224507297Why'd you post a picture of Algeria?
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