have you ever stolen anything iyc?
Me and my friends used to steal liquor from the supermarket and get drunk in the park
a religious guidebook from a bookseller when I was in elementary school, which is kind of funny
>>224507423Snacked a pack of these while in the supermarket while mom was busy at the checkout when I was like 4.
>>224507423when i was a kid i took a small chocolate bar in a supermarket hidden from my parents.my father hit me so hard with his belt that i learned to never take anything from anyone
>>224507423All the time during my druggie phase
>>224507423I put a Reese's in my pocket when I was a young kid with my mom at the supermarket. When she found out, she had my dad beat my ass.
>>224507423no, surprisingly enough I'm not a n****r
My mom once said I stole her life when I was born.
>>224507423Back when I was like 10-13 I used to steal toys from the toy section at the supermarket. Those small packs of Legos, small action figures and shit. Nearly got caught when I stole something bigger, it was some kinda alien bug that came with slime and small alien babies. Mom picked me up from school so I had my backpack with me and I risked it but some worker came around the corner right when I zipped it up. Ran straight to mom and somehow we left without anyone stopping us. That freaked me out enough that I stopped.
>>224507423unironically yes, there was a moment I was very pissy at life, work wasn't going anywhere, recently broken up and shit felt pointless so I'd lose my empathy and whenever I was shopping at the quick checkout i'd not check some items out, idk how much I "stole" lol.
forgot to pay for a 0.70€ dipping sauce once
>>224507692you monster!!
>>224507585:(
>>224507720it is a lawless land and only the strongest survive
>>224507423A book in a book store but by mistake, I thought it was mine (I had the same book in my backpack and I was comparing them), then distractly I put the new book in my backpack too. The alarm didn't go off so I guess thieves can just steal books with impunity if they so wish
I pass off the limes and lemons at self checkout
>>224507821>andas*
I stole a toy while in vacations in spain. Also stole books from my college library but was caught and punished...
I regularly steal meat and fish through the self check out, just the other day i walked out with beef worth 80$ and two whole salmons
>>224507423All the time, mostly gas
>>224507821interestingly, here limes are cheap as fuck, while lemons are more expensive.
>>224507987it's probably less expensive for stores to have less personal who cost 40k SEK a month instead of letting some stuff get stolen at self checkout lmao
bad boys of /int/
>>224507423Stole a bicycle once. The old lady type like picrel. >been like 5 hours on train after visiting parents during Christmas >get off train way later than expected due to delays >no buses running >like an hour walk minimum from station >walk for a few minutes >see the bike leaned against a wall outside apartment building >fuck it, it's not even locked >get on and pedal home I returned and parked it there the next day again.
>>224507423Yes, a pretty big amount from my mom's purse as a kid because i broke a friend's cycle and he threatened to complain if i didn't pay him the repair money ( i never had the cool new bicycle so wanted to try it but kind of fucked up the gear mechanics ) and i never stopped feeling guilty about itso i just give away all my money when my mom asks even to this day. idk how i will get over it. especially give how hard times we were back then. still haven't gotten over that guilt almost 2 decades later
>>224507423Yeah I grew up pretty white trash and used to shoplift beer in highschool for me and the boys
>>224507423>have you ever stolen anything iyc?Yes. My fiancé's heart.Just as she stole mine, the first time I laid eyes on here.
Having Chinese
>>224508312Shoplifting beer in MoCo, Maryland would've probably involved getting blasted in the spine by a shaky-handed 15yo second-generation Asian girl (she was aiming for my foot), watching the till until her dad got done with smoko/getting bitched at by his mom about the mystifying reason as to why he moved 10,000 miles and 15 time zones away.We just paid a wino/homeless outside the local Tick Tock liquor store. and let him keep the change (or buy him a sixer/entire case for biiiiiig orders). Sometimes on a Friday/Saturday there'd be like 8 bums lined up and waiting for minors buying alcohol for like half the county of >1 million lmao
>>224508548Wrong thread sorry
>>224507423H
>>224507525Money from moms purse?
>>224507423Stole my classmates underwear in 8th grade on a school trip to the waterpark. Her bra and panties were blue. They smelled good.
>>224507423I stole a small baby Jesus statue from my school when I was younger.
>>224507423Yes, her heart.
>>224509110I swindled my family and friends for a lot of money, but no I mostly stole food, books and clothes. But 95% of the time it was food.
