>be Aussie>Decide to go skinny-dipping in the beach alone>Water is a bit murky but no biggie>Big ass tasmanian King crab emerges from the sand beneath your crotch and grabs your Ballsack with his giant fuck-off claws and snips your manhood off>Swims back to the murky depths with you dick and balls in his clawsNever let it be said Australians have it easy, they're one day at the beach away from having mother nature preform a sex change surgery on them without their consent.
>>224509348Mirelurk ahh crab.Plot-twist: fallout takes places in Australia and there's no radiation or anything.
>>224509348Do those crabs taste good? Assuming they don't live on a steady diet of cocks and balls
>>224509383No honestly. They are like catfish after they get too large. The meat is not that good.
>>224509383I heard a cooking YouTuber who cooked and ate one say that they do taste good in fact.
>>224509348>>224509373niggas be living in skyrim irl
>>224509348australians are sleeping rn
>>224511416Wake em up!
>>224511416Lazy ass kangaroo fuckers
>>224511416>>224511437>>224511687shut the fuck up
>>224509348Worse things happen in Japan
>>224509348That’s a big crab
Crab is the futureSubmit NOW to your crab masters
>>224512024The Japanese imagination is preoccupied with giant monsters, resembling real animals. And there are reasons for this.
>>224511837Wtf is your problem??
>>224509373>ahhfuck off, zoomer.
>>224512537We zoomers are the master gen. We will buy all the boomer houses when they finally keel off and die.
>>224509348What is the beach like in Arab occupied Carthage? Are there kino sea monsters?
>>224512084>>224512084>>224512084>>224512084
>>224513682In mythology and history? Yes.In reality? No.
>>224512024Possibly the best shellfish on earth. Needs NO seasoning. Too bad it’s outrageously priced
>>224509348Australia must be destroyed with a nuclear bomb.
>>224513781>this endangered crab who takes 5p years to breed is priceyWhy dont you eat normal crab like a normal person
>>224513994Fool that you are, you do not realize that radioactivity is the very thing that creates giant monsters.
>>224514040This.>>224513994Wtf is wrong with you? Do you wanna give the monsters who dwell in Australia superpowers and an incentive to invade the rest of the world???We leave them alone and they leave us alone.
>>224509348Rodney Fox thinks that's just a fun crab
>>224514207>Wtf is wrong with you? Do you wanna give the monsters who dwell in Australia superpowers and an incentive to invade the rest of the world??? We leave them alone and they leave us alone.Yes, I want to see it all burn!
