ding ding
katsu curry for tea tonight
meep meep
crying into my zillionaire cheesecake
you are standing in a field or warehouse. noise is played out of audio equipment. as a result of this noise, you begin to bob your knees repeatedly, and have muscle spasms causing your arms to wave in arbitrary directions. around you, there are several others also bobbing and experiencing muscle spasms. you process this information, and arrive at the conclusion that performing these actions in the field or warehouse is enjoyable. this is sincerely the pattern of thought as experienced by spasm bobbers
katspoo curry
Just remembered both the Canadian and German governments have totally legalised weed, as have the civilised US states, the Czech Republic, Mexico, Luxembourg, Uruguay, South Africa, Georgia... But for some unfathomable reason our government insists on banning anything that makes life in the hell-hole of modern Britain remotely more bearable This also despite the fact taxing it would massively boost investment in public services, reduce harm, and smash criminal gang profits
>>224509962>>224509968yeah, not reading all that shit
Just the 1 viewer on Twitch then
>>224509902Mad how you can literally see his penis
>>224509968it's because a number of your politicians are connected to your medical weed industry which doesn't want competition
>>224509985Link?
>>224509968legal here if you grow it yourself or join a weed club
the riddimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocu6wHEc9YI
>>224509985>>224510016Oh wait it's mouse haha my badOK.. i Will watch !!
He seems far more coherent on twitch Makes you wonder why he posts such disturbed things on here
has cami got her knob out yet
Kosovo recognizes the Falkland Islands (Malvinas) as part of Great Britain.
>>224510052why would the leader of the conservative party do a thing like that
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
Cummi Gagoncock
>>224509968can get a prescription for no reason though like it was in america before they just legalised it. We will get there in the end just everything takes ages in this tarq paedophile bureaucracy.
>>224510070to get my vote
don't want weed legalbad enough smelling vape juice everywherea million times worse smelling weed stink everywhere
>>224509985What’s your discord?
>>224510094she must have a massive hog tbf that poofter tory husband of hers always looks well chuffed with himself
weed is for runt mongs
Natalie Portman Welcomes Third Child, First With Partner Tanguy Destable
>>224510099this is why i hate it being legalthe smell is intrusive and annoying
>sexiest eeveelutionum
>>224510154
>>224510154has to be umbreon
might kms
When did farting openly in pubs and nightclubs become so common? Swear every time I go out these days there some bloke walked around with thoroughly poo’ed underwear stinking up the place
>>224510190dangerous and downright stupid
>>224510152the smell is everywhere in the uk anyway albeit
>>224510197probably the girls . they dont even wear underwear so their farts are just floating around
nipping off to the wotanic gardens
might kms.
*diarrhoeaing a hole through the seat*ah well, better out than in i always say
What was his problem?
>>224509968Brainwashed boomers are still convinced that the only difference between a squeaky clean productive member of society and an aids-riddled OD’ing junkie is a single joint enjoyed at a private party in someone’s garden on a Friday evening.As with all aspects of society, things will only begin to improve when they finally loose their massive voting majority.
Lovely protokaty spotted near the river today in a sort of tie-dye bathing suit. Little light brunnette bob of hair, pale, glistening wet skin, adorable face, little bumcheeks. Lord in heaven spare me these temptations.
>>224510241He knew too little, or too much
mouse stream is live
>>224509968still illegal to buy weed in czechia, so not totally legalised
>>224510251'
my family doesn't like medon't have any friendsfailing at toilwhat's the point?
>>224510288what do you enjoy
>>224510251>protoum
Funny thing about Nietzsche is how he was a an actual Poleaboo, despite to try to find some link between his family and his ancestry and Poland.There was no link, he had no Polish ancestors. He was purely German, yet so desperate to be able to claim a degree of Polishness somehow.
>>224510276Went to prague in my teens and I was surprised seeing weed in basically every tourist shop
>>224510228Girls don’t fart you moron
>>224510297I suppose I'll think about this
>>224510317they do. you're thinking of transgirls. they have zero imperfections
burgers soon i reckon
>>224510307that isnt funny at all
>>224510307Like those English and American blokes who constantly try to find some link to Ireland. I think that they think it gives them some form of outsider intrigue or makes them some sort of brutalised minority or something.
>>224510308it's all cbd or synthetic stuff that's sold through a loophole of being an ornament, decoration, and not for people to actually use. apparently quite dangerous as well.they just scam tourists who think it's amsterdam 2
>>224510241government secrets
i dreamed a dream of poos gone by
Eileen
might drink drive to popeyes since I can't makr whore pasta because they didnt have any FUCKNG anchovy
Don't know what to make for dinner
>>224510403id like to cum on eileen
>>224510427>whore pastawut
>>224510427just order it retard
Based Saxony-Anhalt
>>224510428'lysapops
>>224510427most rational cager
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehe's live again and said he's sorry okay
>>224510467spaghetti alla puttanesca
addicted to vinted aren't i
you literally cannot order good healthy foodLITERALLY everything on deliveroo is slop that's 90% salt oil and corn starch
>>224510523got everything 'cept olivesmight skip the olives and make it anywaywhat you think?
>>224510523grim
>>224510523heh
>>224510567arent opives like the main ingredientits sch a pain in yhe arse to chop them allI dont think its worth it without olives
>>224510523never heard that before
>>224510411good old inceyone eye looking at you, the other looking for you
>>224510607one of the most well known pasta dishes
COME ON... NEEEIIIIGH
>>224510626not bolognese, lasagne or carbonara though is it
>>224510626i only knew it as puttanesca
The scran.
>>224510640those are the other famous ones >>224510644thats because you're an ignorant pig
>>224510480you'd never catch nigel or any of them lot doing something like this
Just bought a Japan exclusive navy blue DS Lite for £26 via SendicoI'm sure I'll be raped on shipping
>>224510666those are 'well-known' ones, your puttanesca is not well-known and sounds like some gay thing you found out about from a tiktok reel you literal woman
don't like talking to the fit portuguese lass at toil because I find her intimidatingly attractive and struggle to even maintain eye contact
>>224510547dunno are you
he;s livewww.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>224510523This nigga tryna be fancy but that's literally in the most recent recipes on recipetineats LMAO. Bro thinking he fancy he just copying some homely asian woman on the internet LMAOOOO
>>224510687grow up
>>224510705get steaming and message her asking for a nursing handjob>get steaming and message her asking for a nursing handjobget steaming and message her asking for a nursing handjob>get steaming and message her asking for a nursing handjobget steaming and message her asking for a nursing handjob>get steaming and message her asking for a nursing handjob
>>224510705a portuguese doesn't belong on british soilsend her home
>>224510701you're just a clueless idiot mate
>>224510666it's society's fault for not teaching me
>>224510523Poutana...
anon outed as being a philistine
Literally was browsing this site as I saw your post mate HAHA. Tryna be all fancy oh it's "well known". Tryna pretend he's above us. NIGGA JUST GOIN ON A WEBSITE LMAOOOO
i saw the arsenal "nigga"
>>224510701actually I first heard about the dish in the film Zoolander 2
mousenonce stream finished because nobody came
He seems sad today
Sorry rorke, this is BWC parking only.
>>224510764yeah well he should fuck off back there
people who eat soup are fucked
got the salmon on nowskin side down
oh did he end it?
another fucking week on the horizon
mousenonce looked utterly haggard
>>224510727>nursing handjobpatrician taste
>>224510791french onion soup is goated doey
>>224510785excuse me where is the swc parking
>>224510785>loses BWC permit"Would you like me to prove it?! HUH!! I'll prove it!!"
*gays you off*
>>224510727do you suck her tits or kiss during such a handjob?
>>224510791i'm fucked
>>224510833she puts on a uniform and pretends to be a lazy care bame
renewing my bwc permit
>>224510833you'd go for a kiss at a rub and tug? that's bold
nigga I have been making whore oasta for like ten years it is one ofn my favourite meals thats why im angry i cant. make it you really think i just heard about ut this evening?
day 2 of the fast completeone to three more days remainlean is law lean is law lean is lawascend ascend ascend
never made a food in my life i only forage
>>224510859sorry you no longer meet the requirements
>>224510705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw
>>224510833in what world does "nursing" mean kissing
>>224510627Um Hey????
bame nurse sex
toil is fuckedthe economy is on the slidewaiting for that voluntary redundancy payout
>>224510896if you look at nursing handjob porn it's usually a guy getting tossed off while sucking on tits. but i prefer the variation where you kiss. i did this with my ex a few times but she didn't like the role play.
>>224510917corr
>first andrew tate>now milowhen the right-wing grift ends, I suppose only the muslim grift is available
Want to learn a Slavic language which isn't Russian, Ukrainian, or Serbo-Croat
>>224510917rorke hurriedly deleting all his 'privatise the nhs' posts
it is raining now lads
>>224510920*punts that little runt into the next field*
>>224510943he'll do anything for attention
Time to jack off and go eat the daily za
>>224510943scream what is he doing
>>224510891I don't have any problem with maintaining eye contact with women just the select few that I find distractingly attractive and shes one of them
>>224510943do they accept former poofters
>>224510955polish
>>224510933then that wouldn't be a nursing handjob would it, it would be a handjob while kissing
>>224510968weirdly i'm the oppositethe attractive ones are easier to talk to its like a spiritual magnetism
>>224510998type nursing handjob in google images and you'll see half is sucking tits the other half kissing. it's literally what a nursing handjob is you muppet
>>224510943all his mates back in america are sweating bullets right now going 'it's worse than we ever thought britain really has fallen'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvwp8aeJJ8
>>224511012poof
>>224509952blueberry or cherry cheesecake is much better
Leftypols mum buying him a fine vegan meal
what to watch
>>224511075jesus christ cannot imagine watching that slopi don't often say this, but you should kill yourself
reflexberg got me fuarked up
>>224511075runt
what happened in nepal is really, really sadpoor people
>>224511075all look terrible
>>224511075that fella on the bottom lefthe an australian?
bro buying gü
>>224511029do you even know what the word nursing means? It has nothing to do with kissinghalf those image results are wrong
>>224511075profoundly unappealing selection
If religions didn't accept sinners they'd have 0 members You're not expected to be perfect, but to strive to improve yourself
need mumberg dead
>>224511088bizarre outburst
the theory and practice of nursing handjobs by A. Non
>>224511075okis weird stories does great videos
>>224511117yeah okay let's all use your autistic definition instead of the one that's widely accepted and understood by everyone"umm i would like a nursing hand job""no not like that here look at the definition of nursing"
>>224510154glaceon by far
very VERY tempted to get more cans from the paki shop but I have work tomorrow
I've seen all these gimmicks before. Give me THE NEW
>>224511157scr
>>224511167it's saturday mate
Smoked one cigarette and honestly it feels like I've given myself throat cancer, lung cancer and DVTs in both legs already How do people smoke multiple packets a day?
stacked some books on the windowsill so the hapa girl opposite can't see me in my cave
>be deported back to britain >become muslim
>>224511206man up nigga
well that's embarrassing
got the sophie ellis bextor on
Rorke putting on a ski mask and blocking his local village road to "stop the boats"
>>224511279s
You can't fuck Glaceon it would freeze your cock off!
just got a £500 fine for wielding a BWC without a license
it will come as no surprise that I've got my bum out
putting the pieces together mate, slowly
got the late 90s one hit wonders on
post your most recent uploads from your youtube subscriptions
>>224511206A cheeky post-work ciggie is lush asNo clue how people inhale packs everyday when I feel like shit having two in the same hour
im absolutely arsed up my fucking life
omfg they dont hage any kickback sauce AGAIN this day hasbeen fucking shit
DIE! DIE! DIE!
rorke sucking a bbc
>>224511341
https://youtu.be/r3DqBk9YNXA
>>224511356only watch asmr
>>224511365based, I can make a single pack last a month just having the odd one, much better way to enjoy cigs
>>224511243lol
Rorke pulling down on the ski mask and opening his mouth wide
Faust speaks
I just use a couple dashes of fish sauce in place of anchovy it works great
smoking a fag through my arse
https://www.tiktok.com/@byytnv/video/7681509006862454046
nigga subscribed to ViralHog
anyone got that pic of voldemort going DEH
>>224511451yes
shitain is finished
https://www.tiktok.com/@tungtungtrapper/video/7677643274479324438
>>224511454please may i see it
Rorke fighting the authorities and institutions which are trying to take away his way of life, his rights, and his freedoms - protecting the long-besieged indigenous working class as well as women and children. He’s everything Leftypol thinks he is himself.
>>224511466What has BBC ever done for me?
>>224511479i dont have it but someone does
Lost my SWC pass... anyone seen it?
>>224511485he's a hero
>>224511453I like rare but give that another thirty seconds
>>224511453
>>224511356
>>224511496ok can you ask them please
>>224511498Rorke picked it up
The West is like one big Gotham City slum now
>>224511513alri leftypol
In partnership with /brit/ Nintendo have announced that Ian will become a Super Smash Bro ok
SHIT MANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSbB2Eau74
>>224511485he’s not though is he he’s just seething about wogs
finally mopped my bathroom floor after months and months and the amount of spiders I killed must be in the dozens, an entire community just wiped out from out of nowhere
Rorke picking the mushrooms out of the Spagbol his dad made
They're adding mousey to Fortnite
>>224511453may as well have just hunted the animal and ate it fresh off the bone yourself
kinda funny how GLP sounds like gulp
>>224511446i like funny videos sometimes
imagine shagging a prossie and she makes you a plate of anchovy pasty afterwards
Pasta delivery
Rorke sucking up each spaghetti strand and sending pasta sauce flying over his next jeans
>>224511606classic
blood coming out of my vagina again :O
>>224511594would be lovely
Im Anfang war die Tat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse
>>224511624you don’t have a vagina
>>224511539yanks are truly mentally ill when it comes to politics
>>224510011that doesn't really make sense as you'd think it would just massively broaden their market and potential profits
>>224511561mushrooms dont go in spag bol
Why did mousenonce end the stream about 10 minutes of sulking and not saying anything?
https://www.tiktok.com/@baldwin_maria/video/7678825169707732254
>>224511629is this why americans dont walk anywhere, shared genetic trauma from this disaster?
>>224511655are they swedish? imagine eating their arses
>>224511557Hey, thanks, nice comment. I knew you were pro worker.
https://x.com/FunnyLookingN/status/2096644603294237180?s=20
any transfeminine succubi ITT want to suck on my knob until I cum in your mouths?
It's a victimless crime since the foid is already dead. So imagine basically you can wait in line and when a fresh foid body arrives then you pay and they give you a room for an hour like a love hotel. This would boost the economy since it would be a taxed business. And you could do things that you couldn't do with a living foid like shove your dick down her throat without her gagging or you could really go to town on her asshole without her bitching about how it hurts. Gangbangs would be really efficient since you could utilize multiple holes at once and let's say an average man lasts 5 minutes then a single foid could service dozens of men per hour. That's a lot of cashflow to bolster the local economy.
>>224511678think they are american
>>224511678can’t confirm if they are
>>224511700Sincerely hope the police catch you and shoot to kill
isn't that prime rib? isn't it supposed to look like that?
>>224511567why
>>224511700You think there’s a market for people wanting to fuck a dead corpse?
tempted to post a photo of my very bloody hairy vulva right now but I won't of course
Being a serial killer is pretty fucking cool.
HE WAS WHIPPING UP AAAAAAANNNGEER IN A KETTLE
>>224511789this you
>>224511774because it stops people eating
>>224511789You know nothing about female biology
revealing my youtube subscriptions would be doxing myself so it can not be done
kill 9527534 people
>>224511790>*kills your mom and dad*haha based af
>>224511814do it, we're not coming to the states any way
>>224511805won't be reading that but no>>224511811lmao
>>224511808ok sorry i dont know what youre talking about
Ran from Bristol to Bath yesterday and now I’m hobbling around the gaff like an 80 year old widower who’s one fall away from being put into a home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCEJs6c6CCInew brit anthem
>>224511818All of them Indian
oh shit she just messaged me
Miss crazy frog so much you wouldn't believe
>>224510943what the fuck
>>224511850get that quim
oh wait I've got an idea
>>224511845*roars loudly*
>>224511842What were you running from?
>>224511850grow up
all of my youtube suggestions are shoulder rehab related because i fucked mine up recently
Shieeee we gonna ask the king fo REPreytions. He da king n shieet so he gots da money!
>>224511875My big fat belly
>>224511844not replacing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDmQediUpI&list=RDoCDmQediUpI&start_radio=1
>>224511840glp1 you dumb ass nigger idiot
>>224511860orignal is betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2gvHjNhQ0
tonight's tea?well that's a ham sandwich and I've put wotsits in it like when I was a kid
>>224511906ham and cheese
>>224511877Shut up you spasticated fucking runt and stop posting this shit here just because mum didn't love you (it's your fault you're a failure)
>>224511894excellent
>>224510943I thought he was a catholic
>>224511877I'm quite literally trying to, this is my first shot at actually becoming a man
>>224511922yummy scrummy in my tummy
kevin webster has let himself go
NEW>>224511954>>224511954>>224511954
>>224510943even got the muslim facial hair as well
>>224511906crisps in sandwiches is very underrated
>>224511924bizarre outburst
dogtor mike got my self cleaning asshole in shambles about ozempic GLP1 agonist not gLP2
