Slavic cunts ranked on how slavic they are.
>>224512615Where's Finland?
>>224512615Where's Nigeria?
>>224512615Everything is wrong here, except that Serbs are huge faggots.
>>224512615You forgot the Polish Republic of Chicago.
>>224512615Interesting pic ngl
>>224512615Where's Romania?Also Poland is like the most Slavic eva.
>>224512615I wish we had some other identity we could larp as, being Slav isn't really anything you'd be excited about.
>>224512840you can always pretend to be a shtetl jew
Ukraine is more Westernt. knew Russians and Ukranians growing up
>>224512876no one will believe that, we have rather poor business skillsdo you know that "Polish shops" in western Europe are run by Turks, Arabs or even Indians? now you know
>>224512615we're literally the most pure slavs
>>224512722Finnic isn't Slavic
>>224512831They have become something... More.
>>224512930>do you know that "Polish shops" in western Europe are run by Turks, Arabs or even Indians? now you knowthe biggest chain you find here who sells a considerable amount of polish articles is actually run by those 3 guys: Waldemar Völker, Artur Steinhauer, and Peter Schuju
>>224513193nobody in poland consumes any of these products
>>224512615Poles are Persian conquerors, slavs are meant to work in our fields
>>224513193>sauerkraut and pickled cucumbers in the plastic bagsI've never seen such in my life.
>>224513625What age does to a mf, the guy became completely bald.
>>224512840>I wish we had some other identity we could larp asDude your basic history lesson, we've been larping as Sarmatians for 500+ years now. The whole justification for the feudal society was based on the fact Polish citizens are inherently different from all the poorfags living in the same place
>>224512615i literally made an identical thread to this and i got banned for being offensive to other culturesfuck you jannies
>>224513625poles are also like this, they larp as the people who ruled you while your ancestors owned nothing and worked 18h a day for free
>>224513193idk how it is in Germany but from NL we periodically hear about shootings before/in "Polish stores" and then it turns out it's some arab mafia harassing the arab owner of this store for not paying the debt or something when it comes to Germany I only noticed that many Polish stores are actually called "Schleschische" but they sell regular Polish stuff there and not specifically Silesian things (idk what it could be desu). My guess is that these stores were set up right after WW2 by the German expellees from Silesia to remind them of home and they sold German-Silesian things there initially but once they died and their kids lost the sense of Silesianness, this brand (probably valuable in German minds) was started to be used by Polish immigrants but already with more Polish/Polish-Silesian products.
>>224513714meanwhile you larp as Slavs while being Slavs in language only (and that's actually debatable given how much your dialect diverged from other Slavic tongues)
>>224513578you don't eat cucumbers from plastic bags?
>>224513998no?
>>224513746these silesian stores always confused me sine its just polaks and my family is german silesians. this is how native americans feel when white ppl dress as them
>>224513578I do
>>224514048why not?
>>224514053>germ thinks he's native to Silesia
>>224513998jars are preferable to keep cucumbers in but probably you can find plastic bags here too, though it's rare>>224514053as far as i noticed the recent phenomenon is disappearance of both Silesian and Polish stores and emergence of Ukrainian or broadly Eastern European delikatessen, which reflects the current demographic trend
>>224513974poles are like filipinos and sub saharan africans who got their religion, writing script and architecture imposed on them by foreign empires, you cant really be part of slavic culture unless you write in cyrillic and are orthodox
>>224514053you can revive the idea and start a real Schleschische markt. I think German Silesian culture was rich in specific products and cuisine. >>224514140we got it from Rome (through Czechia and Germany), you got it from Greece, what's the difference?
>>224514116>jars are preferable to keep cucumbersdo you have the monies for jars? if so why do they sell polish cucumbers in plastic bags here?
>>224514185bags are easier to transport btw, until not so long time ago, we had milk sold in bags here too, but it looks like it already disappeared
>>224514107yes they were there before slavs
>>224514185Fairly sure we even ship the jars to Mongolia.I guess german market jsut likes plastic more?
>>224514234>bags are easier to transportit don't think thats the case unless the truck driver is pretty drunk
>>224514184conversion to orthodox christianity was never spread by coercion and was organic, while west slavs were massacred into being catholic
>>224514237Hitler tried to prove it and even his propaganda couldn't find any archeological evidence good enough to claim this.If you were there you must have been a wild animal like a bóbr or a wolf, not a civilisation
>>224514263>I guess german market jsut likes plastic more?no not really, that's what makes it odd
Lithuanians and Latvians are more slavic than bulgarian and fyromian brownoids
>>224514263>we even ship the jars to MongoliaImagine the final price....
I wish I could live in the 1980s west Germany as a Polish immigrantthere is something super cool about that era and generally the diaspora back then was also different than now, it was largely political refugees, intelligent people gathering for discussions about how to improve their home country, listening to Radio Free Europe, while at the same time enjoying the prosperity of the western worldi love reading Polish emigrant newspapers from that era just for the vibe
>>224514319thats not true slavic homeland is ukraine and belarus. You migrated west and afterwards we migrated east taking back what has been germanic land before
>>224514286>while west slavs were massacred into being catholicummm no? we (our duke) adopted it willingly
>>224514346fun fact, "Gurke" and "Grenze" are one of few Slavic loanwords widely used in modern German language
>>224514375in school we had to read a book about polish refugee girl in westgermany in this period
>>224512615From experience>Will breed with any non-slav over a slavUkrainians, Russians>Will breed with any non-slav over a slav IF he follows the country religion or at least was raised in that religionPoles, Slovenians, Bosnians, Belarusians>Doesn't really care any specific waySerbians, Croats, Slovaks>Prefers slavs:Montenegrins, Bulgarians, Macedonians>Will sooner die than be caught with a non-white man, prefers slavs:Czechs
>>224514442do you remember the title?I think there were two main Polish diaspora centres in Germany, the first (and the oldest) one was Ruhr, but that was mostly working class Poles (and mostly of Silesian descent), the other was Munich - where the HQ of Free Europe was. There was also a hub in west Berlin but it was generally seen as unsafe as it could be easily penetrated by Stasi, only in late 1980s it grew bigger. The post-2004 immigration is already everywhere but that's a completely different type of people.
>>224514403>ummm no? we (our duke) adopted it willinglybecause he saw the slavs living in eastern germany being genocided into extinction
>>224514391Yes, slavs spawned in Belarus, then moved around, found nothing and build cities in the wilderness.meanwhile germans.... did nothing nowhere in the region and only arrived 400-800 years later because local lord needed economic imigrants for GDP or once they subverted thie host country they started bussing in more germ imigrants to settle in
>>224514706by this logic Serbian or Bulgarian rulers adopted Christianity to avoid getting into a conflict with the Byzantine Empire as well
>>224514706he actually saw the prosperity and political power it gave Czechia, so he married a Czech princess and took her faith to upgrade his geopolitical status
>>224514571Poles have the fame and all but I'm surprised Slovenia isn't mentioned more considering those tit monsters keep their legs closed for slavs but immediately open them for people like Italians or Latin Americans (I have receipts if a chud tried to counter)
>>224514571>Slovenes>caring about the religion of their spousewe're not backward Balkanoids like the Croats
btw, i lately discovered this onehttps://www.copernico.eu/en/starta German perspective on Eastern Europea lot of interesting, enlightening articles, cool stuff
>>224514782in the Balkans there is a common stereotype that Slovene women love south Balkan guys (especially Bosnians) and that Balkan guys would often have a baby with a Slovene girl and then mysteriously disappear. There are jokes like>why did a Bosnian move to Slovenia?>to look for a job>why did a Slovene move to Bosnia?>to look for his father ofc like with every stereotype, take it with a grain of salt, but still...
>>224514786When I was in Novo Mesto the nafri that was with us gave the locals the ick but the colombian incel ended up plapping a virgin way out of his league I'm still mad
>>224514881Is it common knowledge in Slav countries that Czechettes are incredibly racist?Because they are
>>224514107?Poles living in Silesia today have no connection at all to the Silesian history (excepting those in Upper Silesia, who will tell you the same), while German Silesians do Those Slavs from your early Middle Ages maps speak German today
>>224515025We only have a running joke here that you could die of laughter with a Czech wife because of how many Polish words mean the opposite in Czech. But in real life Czech-Polish relationships are very rare, we don't have much contact with each other.
>>224514734byzantines encouraged writing the bible in old church slavonic, spreading christianity was more of a spiritual project rather than an imperialist one, while catholic killed millions because some of them wanted the bible to be printed in german and other languages, you can even compare how russians spread christianity to native americans in alaska compared to how catholics spread it
>>224515093dude, one of Byzantine emperors had a nickname "Bulgar-slayer", don't tell me about how peaceful they were to you.
>>224514885I see girls here dating Jeets all the time. I guess they must all be Goan then, huh?
>>224515134>jeetshow fucking low are those titcows's standards
>>224515026were your ancestors from Upper (eastern) or Lower (western) Silesia?
>>224512615all should be on the top except bulgaria which is turkic
>>224515188I am not the same anon, but a part of my family was from near Schweidnitz
>>224515229Oh, okay, Lower Silesia then. I visited the city, very nice, one of few in Lower Silesia that survived WW2 in a more or less decent shape. It has a beautiful fachwerk church with an interesting history, and there is also an important historically hill nearby.
>>224514107it's funny how krauts cry about muh great replacement from prussia, silesia, transylvania etc when they themselves settled into those lands taking them away from the local population. same thing in switzerland with the romansh areas in Grisons
>>224515026>while German Silesians dothere are no german silesians left tho, we made sure of that
>>224515282no way you're a real Swissdid some German immigrant take your job?
>>224512615Where is Hungary
>>224515338you're indian (gypsy)
>>224515338Hungary is a mongolic turanic nation.
>>224515282ummm but it was a lil bit more ago so it doesn't count or however the schnitzel is cooked
>>224515292there are, around Opole there are still like 100k of themand that's very nice, Poland needs diversity of this kind and these Germans give us an example how to keep villages clean and well maintained, I love googlestreetviewing these areas, they feel like a developed world.
>>224515118polish nobility treated its people worse than slaves in america, thats the kind of morality catholicism teaches
>>224515406do you mean the Turkic elites of Bulgaria treated their Slavic peasants any better?
>>224515437considering the peasants in bulgaria had property rights and freedom of movement i would say the polish elite had a lot to learn from them
>>224515282In 100 years Turks and Syrians will claim Berlin as an ancestral Muslim land, because thier grandma was born there.In that moment they will fully integrate inot the German culture of stealing shit
>>224515522okwake me up when orthodoxy makes you a developed country
>>224512615OSTROGOTHS RISE!!!VIVAT THEODORIC REX
>>224512831we are just here chilling, wbu?
>>224512722Holy shit I genuinely think this is the first time I've seen a nigerian post here. For a country with a population similiar to USA you're a rare flag on 4chan desu.
>>224515671so sad we know so little about the early medieval history of Romania, it was kinda terra incognita even for Byzantine chronicles (even in many modern maps depicting that era Romania is just a white gap because of lack of exact knowledge of what was happening there). It's indeed interesting what happened to the Slavs living in the fertile lands of Vallachia and how that romanization process worked, given the fact that Romanians were theoretically on a lower level of economic development than Slavs (pastoral vs agricultural economy).
>>224515575poland used to be the india of europe until john paul ii forced the catholic god to answer all the indulgences from poland that were put on hold
>>224515785pretty sure the superior Romanic pula earned all slavic females' pizda in order to assimilate to our ancient civilisation
>>224512615>dlavs in name only>also the only non-shitholesInteresting correlation
>>224516012it's more like>a developed country? It CANNOT be deemed Slavic, then!
>>224514786Slovenia is culturally inferior to Croatia.>>224514881Serbnigger &muzzjeets cope, they are jealous of Slovenes. Slovenia is much richer, cleaner, there are no gypsies, and Serbs and Muslims are cheap labor there. You always and without exception know which nations have a brutal inferiority complex - when they mention that they fuck women of other nations and consider them a trophy. For example: Niggers- white girls, turks- german girls, serbs- croatian girls.
>>224516328what is croatian culture?
>>224516391Croatia is basically antiSerbia, no culture of its own
>>224516391If you don't know, then you are uneducated.
>>224512615Belarus should be above Russia and Ukraine
>>224516489Croatia is not anti-Serbia, but Serbia is anti-civilization.
>>224516391Roman Illyrian + Slavic + Italo-Dalmatian + Austro-HungarianSerbs act like Croats are the same people as them but they're really not, you can see the difference in mentality that comes from even before the Slavic migrations when Croatia belonged to the Latin West Rome and Serbia to the Greek East RomeSerbs are Moesian + Slavic + Byzantine Macedonian (not the FYROM LARPers) + Ottoman
>>224516533and the pro-civilization country is the one who allied nazi germany and slaughtered children during ww2?
>>224516723True but forgot ostrogoths
>>224512615Why is it upside down?
>>224516825KMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERetard, anti-fascism originated in Croatia, because the first targets of the fascists/Italians were precisely Croats back in the 20s. Second, Croats were overrepresented in the partisans (26% of the population, 30% of partisan fighters). Croats made up 60% of all Yugoslav fighters in the Spanish Civil War. Croats led the communist party, Zagreb was the headquarters. Tito was a Croat. Fuck off.
>>224516930nice rehearsed taqiyya
>>224516930Nigga, shut the fuck up. Nobody believes that shit.Your typhus ridden traitors that only ever took up arms in 1945 aren‘t what croats were in the 40s.
>>224517008You can continue to scream hysterically in agony. For more than 20 years, the Serbs have persistently put shit in the mouth of the Croats, and only a complete fool could think that this could pass without consequences. They created the Ustase. But anyway, these above are verified figures. 30,000 Croats died on the Partisan side. 3x more than in the war for independence in the 90s.>>224517090Kys cuck
Germans entering Zagreb btwhttps://youtu.be/fWY4BOIvaV0Picrel is the same square when the partisans „liberated it“ kek.This poster >>224517373 is a serb mutt commie shill. Literal genetic trash.
>>224512615>croatia, slovenia and poland in there with CzechiaAbsolute fucking joke. Have you never interacted with any of them before? Czechs are real Western Europeans meanwhile all the other three are just Serbians that go in the opposite direction and desperately larp as European instead of Russian.
Cyrillic and orthodoxy
>>224517581You're an idiot. Yes, after the Serbian terror that lasted over 20 years, of course people were happy that the Germans came. But the Ustashas turned out to be complete monkeys. They gave the entire coast to Italy and started killing Serbian civilians instead of just deporting them to Serbia. With that idiotic terror they only created a huge resistance movement, which made the Germans extremely unhappy. In addition, all the Croats in Istria and Dalmatia joined the partisans at the start because they didn't want to be part of Italy. That's why in literally every Croatian town on the coast there are monuments to the partisans with the names of local Croatian partisans who were killed in the war. There are always fresh flowers, burning candles and the Croatian tricolor.
>>224517838Slovenes are by far the most progressive and "westernized". All West Slavs for example are more racists towards darkies and non-Europeans compared to South (ex-yu) Slavs who are more tolerant due to history with non-aligned countries.Comparing Slovenia and Serbia even after Yugoslavia is still almost like comparing Austria and some Kurdish region in your country. It can't even be made into a bait.
>>224514786>>caring about the religion of their spouseThis doesn't happen in most of Croatia. I've only heard about it from some boomers that served in the war telling their kids not to marry Serbs, but the kids and their families in the past didn't give a shit.
>>224517838Czechs are silly and soft, they have their own humor and easy girls. Slovenians have more of that 'German' mentality in the sense that they are thrifty, calculated, orderly. Croatia is quite different from Serbia in absolutely all aspects. After all, Croatia is extremely heterogeneous.
>>224518191>easy girlseasy girls if you're white, you mean maybethey are really not receptive to browns/blacks there for some reason
>>224518235I'm speaking from a Croatian perspective, Czech and Hungarian girls are easy prey for Croatian 'seagulls'.
>>224518076>wall of textShut the fuck up brownoid commie incel
>>224518153There were virtually no marriages between croats and serbs prior to yugoslavia.
>>224518330>seagullsDalmatian nigger lingo detected. Fuck off you brownoid.
>>224517008kekked audibly
>>224512615Poles are literally the closest genetically to ancient Slavs.
>>224513193>>224513578>>224513638we have winiary in canadaalso amino, wolski, tymbark, some candies
>>224518581We don't use pooryllic alphabet or pray according to poorthodox rites and anally raping fellow members of the military unit while pretending it's not gay is unheard of in Poland. According to /int/'s most esteemed slavicness experts these facts disqualify us from being part of the Slavic family.
The funniest thing is when Serbs accuse Croats of wanting to larp as Germans. Serbs are not aware of the magnitude of Croatian national pride. Every normal Croat, by the very fact of being a Croat, feels like he is 2 meters tall, has a 25 cm dick, can beat up Mike Tyson, has a billion euros in his account and an IQ of 150 and is convinced that he comes from the most beautiful country in the world, which is roughly what the Croatian anthem says. A normal person respects Germans, people who can make BMW and Mercedes cannot be retarded. But that doesn't mean that anyone wants to be a German.
Serbs believe in the cult of leader, centralized state, weapons (Serbs are the most armed nation in Europe, in the top 5 in the world), police, army and they glorify criminals. This is a gigantic difference in mentality and the reason why any Yugoslavia was impossible at the start. Serbian people are constantly crazed about stealing land in Europe which leads them to never shut up about the Yugoslav wars. Scientific research clearly show that serbs are sexually aroused by war and death. They possess a disorder all Serbs have which is their sexual desire towards the now dead Slobodan Milosevic & his anti-Bosnian speeches; to find them they use the internets videos featured on YouTube (which they wank off to every night) since they have a strong interest in necrophilia.
>>224518682Cyrillic is a Greek invention for Bulgarians.Poles were writing in Latin script before the Russian language even existed.
>>224518685>source
>>224516489They unironically have good culture and history but I've NEVER heard a Croat actually talk about Croatian history in depth, it's basically just seething at Serbia. I don't know why. It feels like they're less familiar with it.
>>224518522I'm not Dalmatian, I'm Slavonian. 'galeb' is a common term used throughout Croatia for guys who 'specialize' in fucking foreign women during the summer. Using that term doesn't make me a Dalmatian, you fucking monkey. You can't call Dalmatians by derogatory names, it is stupid. First, because the Croatian state was founded in Dalmatia. Second, because Croatian culture was founded there. Third, because these guys are physical supermen (Croatia is the only country in the world, along with Italy, that has managed to play in the World Cup final in football, the Olympic final in basketball, win the Davis Cup/Grand Slam and have a world champion in boxing). Think about it. They are among the tallest people in the world. They have a unique combination of Croatian and Roman blood running through their veins. At best, you are some retarded twinkoid like Sasha, top kek
>>224514425>concpet of borders had to be taught to germansNo wonder they're flooded with imigrants
>>224512615Based OP, I'm sure you knew this would be excellent bait
>>224512615>Poland
macedonians are the people of alexander the great
>>224512615what's with the slavs in name only?
poles are basically white russians
>>224512615Bottom group is celebrating, opening champagne bottles.
