Why aren't you an Evangelical Protestant?
>>224512886Im not crazy
>>224512886Yahweh is an ancient Israelite bull-god, all of the Abrehamic religions are false.
>>224512959why he got a vibrator in his stomach?
>>224512886They're not biblical. I'm Southern Baptist - the most accurate interpretation of the scripture in existence. Most non-heretical denominations (eg those not affiliated with the Catholic and Orthodox "churches") can attain salvation but their practices are aberrant.
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>>224512886>willingly becoming the goyest of goyim it's bad enough being born American, but at least it wasn't a choice Evangelicals do it for free
>>224512886Because we entered the age of Aquarius, and as an Aquarius literally I'm done with dogma, centralized hierarchies and blind faith
I'm not american, or brazilian or a gypsy
ev*ngelicals are not even human, they should be destroyed.knelt by a ditch, mercy shot behind the neck, next of kin should pay for the bullet.
We unironically need Chinese-style reeducation camps for evangelicals
>>224512886>Kenneth Seetheland
>>224512886the only evangelicals in my country are gypsies and i don't want to associate with them
Are there any countries with state-mandated atheism? I fucking hate religitards with a passion.
>>224517479I thought gypsies were Orthodox
>>224517498Pretty sure North Korea, but their cult of personality surrounding the kim family is essentially a religion.
>>224512886i don't even know what that is. all christians and all abrahamics for that matter are despicable larpers
>>224517498No, but you can make one.
>>224517526some are, some are muslim who larp as turks, but virtually every evangelical is a gypsy
>>224517498China may as well be. It's not a great place to live since no one knows English but I plan on retiring there if I ever learn enough of the language to get around. Here is a funny pic from a BBQ joint I went to in a minor provincial capital
>>224512886Because I'm not a batshit insane retard?
>>224512886protestantoids are spiritual poverty people
>>224512886Because I'm not a crypto jew.
>>224512886Yes and proud, and also hater of papist scum suporters of Teology of Liberation, and be a lazy scum that blame my lazyness in da joos, and the first Beast revolutionary that ruined West, it was catholic France. And even Roosevelt said that catholicism would ruined USA and he was right
>>224520371go drink hydroxychloroquine
>>224520457Portugal ever was friend of England, as well, D. João VI as Well, what are you talk about?
>>224512886I'm a new testament only christian, everything in the OT is made up nonsense with 0 archeological proof.
>>224512886Because I'm Catholic.
>>224512886Because they’ve unironically ruined this country more than Jews or Muslims could ever hope to >>224520515Based Thomas Dissanayake
>>224512886I have a functioning moral compass.
I'm atheist but not by choice, i would gladly kill most of the atheists i've ever met.
>>224512886They look Satanic
>>224512886I am atheist
>>224512886>hates satan>stands next to himuhh???
>>224517498North Korea, Vietnam and China are officially atheist states, but North Korea is the only one of them that does not at least nominally allow for freedom of religion.
>>224512886Protestantism in general is for cucks. Imagine wanting to give women the right to divorce.
