"Therefore I say unto you, all manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men, but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men."I'm gonna say it: The Holy Spirit is a little BITCH, he's gay and his shit is all retarded
>>224513242>we>are>stardust!>NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics>after this random atoms flew around for NO REASON until they randomly happened to create the extremely delicate and precise conditions life could exist in on earth, thanks to the nothing that exploded exploding into just the right subatomic conditions that could support consciousness>then the random atoms started to become alive because... well because they just randomly did, okay. they started to replicate by accident and made germs>and the germs changed into fish that randomly by pure chance particle spasms developed into extremely complex organs to capture light and represent images to a conscious brain that had a precisely balanced chemical makeup that the random spastic atoms from the big morning that created everything happened to make>and then these water breathing fish started to breathe oxygen because... well because of the autistic whizzing aimless atoms, and then in a gorillion years the fish were monkeys because... because they just fucking were!!!!>and that’s why you are here>and everything you see and can conceive of just happens to be there because of the unconscious totally senseless collision of atoms that the nothing created that somehow just happened to pinball until they made an accurate representation of reality inside the most complex organ in existence and this was all meaningless and random and just happened to occur>oh yes, and despite all this my specific political, moral and scientific beliefs about this ludicrously insane complicated world my random atom brain that exists on extremely delicate perfect conditions just happened to evolve to understand, and that the determined and causal chemicals in said brain made me believe, are undeniably true and you’re a chud if you don’t think the same
>>224513242This is not blaspheme against Holly Spirit...
>>224513330>"You don't believe in Yahweh???">"That must mean you're an ATHEISTS!">"Why? Because I SAID SO!"
>>224513330>Everything coming from nothing is fucking stupid>Therefore the Jewish fairy tales are 100% true and you have to cut off your foreskin o algo
>>224513368Blaspheme against Holly Spirit is rejected the power of God uppon tour life or saying that miracles of God, are did in name of devil... It blocks forever the power of salvation of God to work in You as your last decision in life
>>224513446My friend was walking down the street one day and he said a £10 note blew in with a gust of wind and landed at his feet, he said that the Holy Spirit rewarded him with this money, but to tell you the truth, it was probably Satan who was standing around the corner, folding the £10 note into a paper plane and threw it in fron tof my friend. Why you ask? I just think the Holy Spirit is kind of a stingy asshole, Satan is MUCH more generous than him.
>>224513446You, yeah you. C'mere. Fuck the Holy Spirit, Fuck the Holy Spirit and Fuck the Holy Spirit.
>>224513242The point is? I see shit complaining all the time like "why does God punish people for vile shit they do" or "why do wicked people go to hell" and now it is bad that God allows people to repent their sins and be forgiven?Also you probably don't even know what the Holy Spirit actually is. Also you've probably got weird shit in your life causing you to express like this so better try fix it
this is why vasudeva mogs
>>224513330pointing out dumb inconsistencies in the Old Testament isn't reserved for atheistsfor Gnostics it'd be very in line with their beliefs
>>224513446You need to be a moron to not reject it
>>224515997Old testament is legitimately retarded bronze age trashChristianity would be much better if they had thrown it away
>>224516790every time a christian says this you know they never actually read the biblethere are hundreds of references to the old testament including from jesus himself not only that, but the entire jesus gospel narrative is built on the old testament christians should think if they need to cheery pick the "word of god" so much maybe the whole thing is actually retarded schizo babble from the dessert
>>224517013Yes this is very obvious. Jesus was a dumb jew tooThey should've censored this part too
>>224513242>>224513330>>224513368>>224513375>>224519606
Mods, this is getting tiresome. Please move all these fedora tipping threads to /pol/ or /sci/. Tqvm.
