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Not every faggot is a pedo, but ALL pedos are faggots.>But what ab-All of them. No exceptions.
I can't wait for the new Ali G: Who iz I movie
I think its ok for women to be pedos but I don't think its ok when men are
>tfw no gf
>>224517434Faggot.
Business idea: my tongue inside Elle Fanning's butthole
I don't care about a thing, I'm gonna do what I gotta doI don't care about no one, I'm looking out for number one, fuck youI don't give a shit... about you
Flannel man thongSneed it or creep it?
>>224517461didn't know she went nude in several movies
Arch Manning had a big game yesterday
You ever play WWE with your friends
>>224517506My what
>>224517537When you were a kid
>>224517543I ask again, my what
>>224517543When I was WHAT
>>224517501He's kinda cute
I decided to just stop doing my job and sit outside
>>224517587its amazing how much better it feels to just be outside instead of sitting at a stupid fucking piece of shit desk ALL DAY
>>224517461phwooar please post pics ell fanning butt
My friends and I used to play a game where one of us would lay on the ground with a piece of plexiglass on our face while someone took a shit off a ladder onto the glass, good times
It was a very good year
Growing up socks were almost literally a dime a dozen at walmart, and so, i thought they were meant to be disposable. I'd wear a pair for a couple days then toss them. Nobody ever corrected me either i learned on my own you're supposed to wash them. Wasted so much money on socks.
Have you made pickle pepsi?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yMozrDEqbg
>>224517614I asked in an earlier thread if you'd rather work at a vineyard picking grapes or have a job as a filing clerk for the same amount of money. Most who responded said filing clerk and I just hung my head in shame like the it's over meme
>>224517631downie tier
>>224517404phwoar fink i seen all the old ali g and borat clips on youtubepropa lush
>>224517659I wish my job was beating them with a blunt object
I still wear a face mask sometimes. Why does that bother you
I've jerked off 6 times now in the walmart bathroom and I'm worried they're onto me now because last time some guy in the stall next to me said need help with that?
>>224517740>6 timesduring a single shift?
>>224517762Over a week
Lida Bida Boda Butt
>>224517631That's really hot I mean fun haha
>>224517775do you moan or make noises? how would they know what you're doing?
>>224517659Nobody liked my guerilla blueberry grow idea at the vineyard
>>224517811I thought I was being quiet, maybe that fag has mouse ears or something
: My fellow Tanzanians, are we here or am I here myself?
>>224517816I thought it was clever
this fella is one of us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS90qSN42uY
In high school my friend drove his grandpa's really old pickup truck. I mean REALLY old.One time when he was following me in my car he accidentally crashed into a tree. I saw it happen in my rearview mirror. He said that I was going too fast. I think I was going at a normal speed.He wasn't hurt though. The truck wasn't even damaged that bad.
>>224517895He ever just sit in it
Y'all goin' to the cookout?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxt6Af3xpL4
>>224517938Millennials be like look at those tig ol biddies
Fuck ugly bug shit fat cunt
>>224517938
need to stop looking at women's pictures
Anyone want to go to the range tomorrow?
Do you think Lindsay Clancy would be getting as much sympathy from the left if she killed three dogs instead of White children?
>>224518023nope
I dropped out of a world class grad program, and I've never been happier. I finally have control over my own time. I'm so thankful just to wageslave in my stable 9-5.
>>224517918I don't know. Also he would never let me in his house for some reason. He said that his family was a lot poorer than my family and he was ashamed of his house or something. I didn't care though. He had a smaller house, what's the big deal. I don't know why he was so insecure about that.
Shove a Palletjack up your ass
>>224518050Maybe his family were hoarders or slobs or alcoholics
How about Lindsay Clancy, but she kills her three children who are Mulattos, instead of White? Libtard sympathy levels?
>Hey guys, we should just have 2 gender neutral washrooms: one for sitting and one for standing! Problem solved!we're not serious about this......right /cum/ anons?
got a blow torch and melted three cans already
What did this Lindsay Clancy do
>>224518023Dont know or care who that is fuckface
>>224518082Killed her kids like Chris Watt
>>224518077I want this so I can sit in the next stall over from a woman to aggressively crap and intimidate them
>>224518079good job, keep it up
>>224518091Why
/cum/ welcomes our LGBT+ and POC allies!
>>224518127She was u pazz' She said she thought they would suffer without her (she was finna an hero) so she said she felt they were safer with God so she strangled them all and then jumped out the 2nd story window, paralyzing herself from the waist down
>>224518131terribly sad to hear this
listening to gg allin and bjork
>>224518169Did they collab
im shleepy
>>224518188i wish
Well, it's just a matter of time before janny sees that post. It was nice knowing you.
I got the skibidi rizz
I’m Chad
>>224518215what are you talking about big bro
I need to shower and brush my teeth and drink water
>>224518225Diddy
I thought the Bee Gees were American
>>224518267skip the shower dont brush your teeth drink a soda
Aristotle said that democracy is for homo losers and that autocracy is way better for the people.
>>224518267Libtard
>>224518298They are Australian legends just like AC/DC
Cry my eyes violet ELIZABETH TAYLOR
>>224518308and where is he now dipwad
>>224518308He also said that women rarely get drunk because they have more holes and porous skin through which the vapors of wine escape.
>>224518322One of the few good songs off the new Taylor album. I also really like "Cancelled!"
https://youtu.be/O5eixCFQe90
>>224518349Based swiftie
>>224518308the wise man must not be ordered but must order, and he must not obey another, but the less wise must obey him.
>the new Taylor album
Sometimes I give myself the creepsSometimes my mind plays tricks on meIt all keeps adding upI think I'm cracking upAm I just paranoid?Or am I just stoned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1KlvyECeVM
>>224518370I am a Swiftie but I don't like EVERY single thing she has put out, I'm more discerning than that goddamn.
>>224518331I'm not going to doxx him you faggot
https://youtu.be/EEiuzKCvuaU
coorrrrrr just brapped out a dank poopinghamshire-on-naze
I'm beginning to think maybe disclosure is taking so long because the ayys really are mind bendingly horriffic
I'm beginning to think youre tupid
the first nigga coin liquidity pool
>>224518455spooky blue beans dude
Mexicans coming out of the theatre after seeing "Rush Hour": "Chacky Chan es soo fonny."
I invoke my right to prima noctis.
>>224518534she still posts? dang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDGsDwUaXo
Conservatives and liberals both are gynocentric pussy whipped cucks. Even conservaboomers who say "I'm not a feminist" (yes you are).
In Brazil, you could be killed by a lynch mob if they mistakenly think your bike is stolen. Stay safe out there guys...
>>224518545What else would she be doing
simping again even though I swore to be a sigmamgtow ://
>>224518563raising a family
>>224518563marriage, kids...
>>224518576She is chud
The chancellor of Germany is ugly.
>>224518534Why are the male love interests in those smut books always like 7 feet tall?
George Washington De Long
catberg demanding food despite being fed a mere 40 minutes ago
>>224518635Nobody wants embarrassing manlets
>>224516929I gotta start training the new guys on Monday... white americans and Indians for wallstreet ETF app... dang
>>224518534wish someone would just blast her face with a shotgun
>>224518650MeowwwwMrowwwwwwwMeoww Mrowwwwwwwwwww
none of yall did a papustani brankwist-an-der-arschenschaften-von-donau
I'm a Menace 2 Society
>>224518833I feel bad for your mother
If I got a billion dollars I would buy an island in international waters and set it up to be a game preserve for hunting humans.
>>224518980is that hassan
Historically speaking, North Korea is much more like a continuation of the old Korean kingdom than South Korea is (even though South Korea ironically has the old flag).North Korea has kept the extreme isolationist tendencies of the "hermit kingdom", as it was known, and the Kim dynasty is much like the Korean absolute monarchs of old.
>>224518914some people really got nothing in their lives huh
keep the swedish pussy coming
What would your weed name be?Mine would be Purple Chief Cookies
>>224518914Do you have the one where the gook wigger says "RASSUP, MARRAFUKKA?"
Just whacked off
>>224519065
>>224519052Weed.
the Nissan Xterra my buddy looked at was shit, leaking radiator, brakes fucked, transmission fluid smelled burnt, no buenothis might be my jungle vehicleHe said all checked out good, he's a mechanic and body guy.The guy only wanted to sell because he was too old to drive it more.
>>224519080Thanks, I love Ben Garrison.
>>224519052>What would your weed name be?outdoor grown, there is just something about it, and I can get it for $25 for 28 grams
HAPPY 4:20 BITCHE ASS NIGGAS SMOKE WEED GET HIGH LESSGOO
>>224519121you think he watches BBC porn? honestly
>>224519086>gelato ak-47 ford focus kushhowling
Good news, Kratos is canonically Filipino
>>224519052Grandaddy girl scout og X mashed potato rose
>>224519129Do you? Be honest
Stop n***erlipping the joint, goddamn.
>>224519155sometimes if the chick is hot
>>224519156I hate it when somebody hands me a wet joint, probably because it takes me so long to roll a perfect joint, which most of mine are, and I only roll fatties
women should not be allowed to vote
>>224519176>I only roll fattiesBased fatty lover.
>>224519166soyjak posters all have prodromal schizophrenia
>>224519176wdym bro?*passes u dripping blunt*
Jerry Seinfeld said one day dogs will be able to vote
Taylor Swift's legs.
Nooo not the bees NOT THE BEEES
>>224519199Dogs would make better decisions than Republicans
What music do normies listen to nowadays since rap was a psyop
>>224519203Leading to taylor swifts feet or vagina depending on direction of travel
>>224519189*thumbs up>>224519198I'd still hit it
>>224519203Think she has them insured for hundreds of millions of dollars
>>224519214taylor shift, olivia pendejo, charli cxc
>>224519204A terrible remake of one of the greatest movies ever made, and it makes me sad because it's what most people think of when they hear 'The Wicker Man'
Illegals in my yard
>>224519263Throw water balloons full of beans at them
Horror is best experienced in short story form.
Fried chicken tastes great and was invented by White Southern farmers. Watermelon was discovered, imported, and developed into modern breeds by enterprizing Whites. Stop giving our culture away to every non who eats something Whites made you fucking morons.
shit thread
what lindsay clancy did was infinite times more evil than what adam lanza did, because at least adam lanza didn't kill any of his own children
>>224519307ligotti is good
I might hire a whore to handle the stress... wonder which one will be the one. My wife tells me it's ok just to wear a condom and not to lick their pussy.... There's a cute guatemanalan and hondurean girl available.... I'm more of a local guy, Jalisquilla
Doing the Lord's work. Reconquista now!
>>224519335I decided I'm not a big fan. He's ok doe. I much prefer Lovecraft and and Ramsey Campbell.
why would you fuck a hooker if you're married wtf
This thread is A N A L
>>224519337Is that a calgary hoodie?Bacon and a letter saying pakis go home isn't quite a reconquista
haven't posted here in 2 years. how are things?
>>224519336you both are in an open relationship?
Crazy how mediocre steven king is. How did this ugly ass nibba get popular? jk, i understand that mediocrity by definition is average and so is appealing to the widest audience. still i think i could write one of his books
>>224519371they just took a sharp turn for the shit
I was letting it rip when all of a sudden the fart turned into a shart but I managed to pinch the turd with my o-ring before it could escape
And I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany's
>>224519371
>>224519373>>224519364I support her, buy her shit and keep our kids fine... why I wouldn't be alowed to fuck hookers?
>>224519371The site is dying and losing traffic every day.
>>224519371Is that manchie?
>>224519315wipepoo may have invented fried chicken but Black folx were the first to season it
>>224519390least mexican post
>>224519364larper
>>224519398tinkied all over that freak
>>224519378His output from Carrie to Tommyknockers is still undefeated
>>224519389
One time in elementary school I was out on the field during recess and I did a lil shit in my pants and just let the turd roll out of my pant leg into the grass.
>>224519432had to be done. couldn't be helped.
>>224519432uh oh stinky
>Black person said "the">Can't use that word anymore it's black coded now!It's pure retardation. Fuck you for doing this shit.
>>224519336why are you stressed
>>224519432this one time I slid down a wooden staircase banister on my way out to recess and I got a splinter stuck in my butt and had to have the school nurse pull it out
>>224519432Very similar to something that happened to me except I took a trip to the bathroom before recess but didn't wipe properly and a little chunk of poo slithered down my leg when I was on the field
>>224519432naghty lad
>>224519432When I was in elementary, some classmate I was hanging out with was like “watch this” and then shook a turd down his pant leg into the street
>>224519461>theok obama
>>224519467lmao
farts have been extra bad today, what in my food is causing this?>banana >orange juice>cereal>milk>greek yogurt>ciabatta bread>salami>pepperjack cheese
>>224519508its the yoghurt
/cum/ is often called the "Synagogue of Satan"
>>224519508Hard question to answer, as many food choices have different effects depending on the person
>>224517398chrischan isn't a faggot though
>>224519531Correct, he's a bonafide mother fucker tho.
>>224519508you're allergic to gluten and it's your personality now RIP
>>224519508Go to the hospital. Now.
wish my crush would stop being a stupid asshole and ask me out already i want to cuddle him and make his cock stink
>>224519557stink like poo or bad breath?
Professor Jiang, Jordan Peterson, Tucker Carlson, Brett Weinstein, and Andrew Tate, are fake "redpilled truth tellers" who are propped up by the system.
>>224516929I am scared of death but I wanna die I know tomorrow I will get the rope for it but I need someone to hype me up for it because I don't wanna back down. Also could one of you guys send me instructions on how to tie a noose
>>224519565all the fluids
>>224519557>mfw i asked my crush out last week and got ghosted
>>224519455wallniggerstreet
I know exactly what I want, and it involves sitting in my room most of the time
I've been listening to castlevania ost all day
bbq tomorrow. happy labor day weekend!
>>224519580>asking out a woman over textRookie mistake
My dad has that form of germanic autism where breaking any even miniscule rule or displaying any individual initiative is seen as wrong >What do you mean you did not dock your boat in ze approved government docking port?! Nein nein nein the FBI will arrest you now,
>>224519392But /cum/ is still alive in and kicking, take your negativity elsewhere
Look at me when Im talking to you
>>224519580that sucks i dont care at all though. one hundred ugly retard babies with crush ill make him buy me a winnebego or something and complicate every aspect of his stupid gorgeous life
>>224519572Who?
>>224519621nice
it's a pretty big red flag when a guy starts talking about lindsay clancy
>>224519573You won't do shit bitch
>>224519627>do u wan to go 2 da place??>>ye niggaermm what the sigma
>>224519614Shame you don't look anything like that.
>>224519659What if I'm expressing my support and sexual attraction to her is that a green flag?
We only guzzle diesel
how do i become more courageous?i am cripplingly afraid of pushing the bounds of my comfort zonewhen i force myself to, it does seem to drastically improve my life, but it feels like the "gains" from this vanish in like a week or two of not using them and then i turn into a sweaty stuttering coward again.can anyone relate?
dreamt the banana flies raped me again.
>wallstreeti've visited the financial district before and those are some uppity fuckers, i gotta admit a lot of them dress very /fa/shionable, seen niggas with purses even.
>>224519602
>>224519659Compromise: How about the government grants women the right to choose whether to massacre all their children, but then restricts that privilege to women from historically underprivileged groups, and white women are banned from killing their children as punishment for racism and reparations
>>224519683>the "gains" from this vanish in like a week or two of not using yeah pretty muchI just keep doing things until I don't feel autistic about it though. I'm mostly just autistic around my family now though because I don't trust them.
Dont really care if we die out because i'd be dead desu
>>224519707>seen niggas with purses even
>>224519696canada used to look this good
You seem coachable
Ban females from women’s sports. This is tranny country!
I hate the Wall Street Journal. Trotskyist garbage.
Hard to find good mexican food in the midwest. Went to a few different test and every one the food was just ok. Filled me up but was kind of bland
>>224519621It's *labour. Get it right seppo.
>>224519659no bigger ick factor than saying something ignorant like >she's guiltyor>you shouldn't slaughter children
Why did Israel become the main fixation so fast for the left?Seems like they're just trying to mirror the conspiratorial populist aspects of Trumpism to distract from all their other unpopular fringe positions
>>224519797Oy vey good goy!
>>224519797The left has been doing the “Free Palestine” thing forever. It just ramped up again in recent years due to the recent Gaza Holocaust conducted by Zionist forces.
Orange man should have everyone at the Wall Street Journal arrested.
>>224519797i dunno fuckface maybe its because theyre actually doing bad shit for once instead of causing you to lose hair just by existing?
>>224519810Yes but the conspiratorial talking points that everyone who disagrees with them even slightly is a zionist jew shill is newVery clearly a deliberate strategy to mirror maga rhetoric. They're trying to take back the edgy mantle, but it's very forced, fake, and gay
Happy 4:20
i am sleepy, but it's still so early.
I'm the only nigga here
carlton and erkel should've been role models for blahpipo
If flamboyant gay dudes were straight would they get a ton of pussy
>>224519892That's what milo did
Orthodox is more colorful than Roman Papists and protestants.
>>224519904yeah but it's extremely third worldish and gross and seems like some kind of bizarre Diablo mage culteveryone always looks REALLY unhappy in ortho settings.
there is no real reason to give rights to goyim
>>224519904Orthodox Christianity has black metal aura.
Bros, how long is a filling supposed to hurt? It's been a couple weeks and there's still a constant dull ache.
>>224519951probably because it's more ascetical
>>224519621AN U BETTA THANK A UNION MEMBAH
5 dead in Amazon prime cargo plane in Miami. Prime memberships did this.
>>224519954That doesn't sound right
Dulce de leche
Goys Gone Wild
>>224519954sounds like your dentist fucked up
>>224519978>>224519984Damn, I can't afford to go again for quite a while. Guess it's just my life now.
Antisemites secretly wish they were Jewish
>>224519954Eat some gummy worms and have some ice cold Coca-Cola and swish it around your mouth
Mommy didn't get the candy I wanted at the grocery store. I'm about to soil my diaper and throw a tantrum if this slut doesn't fix this
40??
>33 years old
>>224519994>cant afford itEven my shitty $9 a month insurance covers dental care
>>224519982crazy thing is that eventually the race stuff would've been abolished had they just kept the nazis around and we wouldn't have a jew infestation. The world needs more fransisco francos
Sorry, but, I just don't trust anyone under 30 who learns German as a second language. They are pretty much always edgelord nazi larpers.
>>224520016xhe is gorgeous for a cave troll
>>224520011Kill her
Black people like to casually strut across a freeway. It seems like a common black person hobby for whatever reason
I'm the only girl here
>>224520011Drink everything under the kitchen sink. Do it now.
>>224519575From your man asshole though right
>>224520057Maddy?
失礼しま~~~~す
>>224520057can i hold your hand?
I'm the only Thai ladyboy here
Auction websites need integrated breathalyzers so you can't drunk bid on shit
>>224520057Let's see your thighsDon't care about the tits, please post your thighs.
>>224520056if africans could figure out how to grow food africa would be a giant india
>>224520011rape correction needed
>>224520074Let me guess: you got outbid by a drinking Chad?
If you put a full beverage within arms reach there's a 50% chance I'll accidentally knock it over with my long monkey arms
>>224520079It would mean the lion and leopard populations would be huge. Predators grow in size and number equal to their food supply. Africans, even if they mastered farming, would not have mastered the ability to survive a full-size male lion tearing them to shreds.
>>224520086No I made a bid and am waiting to see if I win
>>224520101>>224520101New
Business idea make bids online under other people's names
on our farm we raise nothing but free-range African-fed lions. they're happy, healthy, and hardy.
>>224520091Incredibly stupid post in basically every way.
wtf did some posts get jannied? i thought it said we were already past 310
>>224520094Oh, so you're in a bidding war with him and the trepidation of competing with someone so competitive and uninhibited is overwhelming. Best of luck.May I ask what it is you're bidding on?
>>224520104>>224520104
>>224520122I'll tell you after I win or lose in the new
>>224517967>>224517999Pottery. Also, czeched.
>>224518576>>224518578>one of the original terminally online attention whores>doing anything but that for the rest of her lifeImagine being this young and naive about the world.
>>224519500>inb4 /x/Somewhere in the multiverse this may have actually occurred.
>>224519508100% the bacteria present in yogurt going to town on all that other shit you shovel down your throat. Also, check out Low FODMAP foods. You may be having a High FODMAP reaction to one of the things you're eating.
