blessed thread
>>224520111trips
>>224520111The digits are a compelling reason to pick this oneNot a spongebob fan but way better than the other edish
Contributing to a thread split.
>>224520104my wife is applying for a job at a casino...
>>224520322don't worryI will dick her down after I win in roulette
>>224520327loldoubt you could beat her
>>224520339she will tongue beat my dick alright with her sloppy mouf
>>224520104a friend just sent me this
>>224520397no hard feelings
fuck, I miss my bourbon after that sepsis
>>224520436good boy
so, what are you guys drinking?
>>224520619to excess
>>224521244nigga just committed insider trading... lol
>>224520104Gary, now I know I was wrongI messed up, and now you're goneGary, I'm sorry I neglected youOh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this emptyYour "meow" right now would sound like music to mePlease come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary(Gary, come home)
Can’t wait for him to drop dead
>>224521244Why is the president allowed to buy and sell stocks?
>>224521244>>224521674>>224521712just checked and t his isnt even real
>>224521658this doesn't help me at all.>>224521665i haven't touched either of them in many years, though the N64 was packed up a few years longer than the genesis. i remember when i was a kid i'd leave the genesis running for days at a time since certain games didn't have save points or cheat codes to get back to levels. we'd play it after school, pause it, and leave it on all day until the next day after school to keep playing.
>>224521712because it triggers the left
it's not looking good
Brussels is easily the worst city I visited in europe
So is orangeman going to lower the value of the American dollar
For those who need help with thishttps://help.pornhub.com/hc/en-us/articles/6954469475347-How-can-I-watch-Pornhub-on-my-TV
>>224521717Hard to tell given the fact that his truth social page has over 50 posts today alone. I can’t believe this fucking retard is our president.Also there are blatant scams being openly advertised on the president’s own site
think i might be foidminded. im addicted to talking/role-playing (sexy) with ai
>>224521743Not as bad as London
>>224521762thats not a scam I won it
>>224521771Brussels is definitely worse
Every time I find a reason to dislike Trump the American left gives me a reason to like him because I dislike them a lot more than I dislike him
>>224521771london is comfy. even the southern part isnt that badat least when I visited 7 years ago
>>224521744the last time I paid attention was because CAD was like 20 cents more but before that it was only a couple of cents at most
>>224521779Why?
>open IG>first vid I see is 2 women showing their tits with zero censorship or anything I never could have predicted normgroid media would be far less censored than this place one day
>>224521780based retard
who the fuck wrote this
what happens to incels when they get old
>>224521789London is still a mostly functioning city even if its too full of foreigners. Brussels has entire areas that are just full of drug addicts and nafris lounging about it genuinely felt worse than when i was in Morocco.
>>224521800grok
>>224521804We kill ourselves
Twix bars fucking suck and if I had the means and authority I'd make them illegal.
canadians be like"this chocolate nougat too spicy"
Explain to me why we just don't publicly execute fentanyl dealers or have them like raped by horny brown bears?
The worn out jeans look has been worn out for over 20 years now
Orangeman made more stock trades than any other president in history
>>224521841Much like your mother's pussy....
>>224521838because we cant publicly execute members of the CIA
>>224521826I haven't been able to enjoy a Snickers since the woke mob got to them.
>>224521838you can if they attack you and you don't live in a liberal shithole. Which is why they live in liberal shitholes and I don't care
I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song
I wanna get gockplapped
>>224521844By that metric half of Congress and the Senate should be in jail. Nancy Pelosi's portfolio outperforms most of the popular hedge funds in America
>>224521838because you're a lumpen moron who can't wrap his head around the way the legal system works or why the rule of law exists
Holy shit https://youtu.be/s7GigUws8bs
>>224521848Mexico's problems are nobody's fault but Mexicans Mexican anon
>>224521859True orangeman and anyone else doing insider trading should go to prison
>>224521863Counter point: Take the dildo out of your ass before you speak to me.
>>224521859So youre saying if i want to get rich i should just mimic kween pelosi's portfolio?
>>224521875By the way while we're on the subject why did Mark Carney move his hedge fund to America?
some of you are actually gay
>>224521863>the way the legal system worksNTA but lol at the idea that the legal system "works"
>>224521896Just like you are actually a virgin and a jeet.
>>224521907imagine being all 3 of those things
Singapore executed drug traffickers for decades & it worked pretty well for themSome fags are always going to scream and cry about muh human rights
>>224521881way to prove my pointthankfully it's only a matter of time before you wrap your cat eye silverado around a tree after shotgunning one too many busch lattes and die in ignominy
>>224521896Just think there's some big fat greasy brownoid typing all that shit about tranny penis and posting anime photos about his totally real "bf" right here in /cum/.
I was watching a documentary about some truck driver in Bangladesh and apparently this is what he brings home daily after 36 hours of driving
>>224520403Lovecraftian
>>224521918singapore also canes people for possessing chewing gumyou call yourself an american? looking up to a soulless bughive where the very concept of fun is basically illegal?
>>224521918Don't you dare press the fix everything switch. Just because it works in Singapore, Japan, China, Korea, and Taiwan does NOT mean it will work here!
>>224521923I hope you get savagely killed on the bus by a crazed drug addict
>>224521935A lot of people seem to implicitly think the Jeet countries are poor, but like Vietnam or Iraq poor. In reality they are much closer to Africa poor.
>>224521952jucika paizuru
>>224521950There's a reason other Asians look down upon them
my extremely normie friend who doesnt watch anime at all just sent me an IG reel of miku
>>224521947what are you so angry about? I think you lack mental clarity
Fat bald old guy ntr blackmail
>>224521973bill needs to be thiccer
>>224521973sex with femHank
>>224521973why is boomhauer a redhead
>>224521894It wasn't a hedge fund, but I assume to get more investment money
>>224521941Lee Kuan Yew turned Singapore from a backwater to a center of global finance. If some bums had to get caned in the process so be itSucess requires sacrifices
A real man is measured by the thickness of his wallet and the number of keys hanging from his belt. The quickest way to spot a manlet with no responsibility is to see if he carries a Ridge wallet or loose cash and he only has one or two keys on him.
>If some bums had to get caned in the process so be it>Sucess requires sacrifices
>>224521941Singapore is the richest and most developed country in Asia for a reason
>>224522012big fan of his hosin sauce
>>224521999colorblind ah nibba nice trips though
>>224522021You're the one defending the "rights" of drug smugglers my friend I believe you are the edge lord in this scenario.
>>224522022i like how they just straight up fucking kill drug dealers with zero apologies or time wasted
>>224522021I actually think that in my society they would be forced to work and go to rehab so I'm actually more extremist
Mark Carney is as clean as a whistle!
>>224522044>they would be forced to worklol, work what? college graduates cant even find work
>>224522037Most countries in Asia do this. My father is Asian in his home country the punishment is life imprisonment or death minimum for smuggling drugs into the country
>My father is Asian
>>224522052Look at the keywords "my society". It is not my fault that you LACK the ability to read and that you are severely retarded
>>224522065>in MY society, there will be no unemployment or competition for work
>>224522054Phillipines?
>>224522012>Sucess requires sacrificesyeah, like chewing gum>>224522052amerikkkan rightoids are convinced there's a vast repository of Jobs out there that lazy millennials just aren't taking advantage of
>>224522064holy shit this is mean
>>224522064Make more money than you /thread
>>224520322Woah buddy
>>224521800this is just jason
>>224522080yah but I'm white
>>224522064jason wishes he was japanese
In my society you would be allowed to have intercourse with your hot cousins
I am a wolf howling at the moon and you are all just a bunch of fat ugly goblins constantly seething at things greater than you
>>224522075Tis most of Asia >>224522074They can work at the cum lube factory or something obviously they'll be working the jobs that nobody wants
>>224520619Water
>>224522092but my cousin isnt hot, and three of them are guys
>>224522080>that webm
>>224522044ironically scandinavian prisons unironically do that
there are no gay virgin jeets posting ITT
>>224522090Mexicans aren't white no matter what you tell yourself in the mirror everyday
>>224521800if he's kinda hot how is he involuntarily celibate?
>>224522093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaUD6-XIFO0
I can beatbox so much betterWhile you're just slowly getting fatter
>>224522108I thought this was a place for the international community now I'm just disappointed
In my society if your shadow falls over mine the eagle warriors seize you and you are dealt 100 cuts and are then kicked down the ziggurat
>>224522111I'm not mexican either, chin Dong
>>224522111Guillermo del Toro?
>>224522136He's Japanese ain't he
>>224522136His parents are both Spaniard immigrants to Mexico upon review so my point stands
One year without the Hulkster . RIP HH
>del toro>he's japanese aint he?
>>224522130https://youtu.be/f2ebTi1gVBk?si=h8M3Zn9d27vu0fF9
>>224522155what about canelo
>Would you like to download "hulkhogansextape.exe"?
bitch niggas
>>224522151he was born in Mexico and has Mexican citizenship
if i needed to be aborted i would have been ok with it
>>224522154Only one year? Man my memory of poster tier news is fucked. So he died in the Freiren Period?
>>224522181HIS PARENTS AREN'T MEXICAN
Latest vocab:Guillemets:>Guillemets are punctuation marks shaped like sideways double chevrons (« and ») that are primarily used as quotation marks in French and several other languages.Philtre:>A magical potion or a drink designed to arouse love or sexual desire.Aquelarre:>A witches' sabbath or coven.Sessile:>Fixed in one place.
>>224522174there he is there he goes again
>>224522166actually, there is many proofs that the 13yo consented and he didn't actually drug her per se >she was under the magical age of 18 therefor it was rape!very gynocentric
>>224522182that's my thing
extremely goshpedo-coded defense
Mom made goulash but I reheated a bowl of French fries from yesterday instead
>>224522166So what
>>224522227why are you like this?
>>224522166This one dude raped a girl almost 2000 times? Got dayum
>>224522225Where's the Amogus
>>224522225This would get lots of updooterinos on Reddit xD it's so quirky
>>224522215https://youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
So whats up
sneezed hard and now my whole skeleton hurts
>>224522251certified hood classic
High on my list of cuntrys to someday visit are China and Greece, maybe also some middle eastern cunt
>>224522244>Everything people like is redditThis is why nobody invites you to anything John
>>224522251This is what convinced everyone whites should die
3 bhocolate bhip bookies
>>224522252you are NOT the Bulgarian
>>224522252I've contracted updog
>>224522252LSD
we wuz in season 4 now, this shit nuts
>>224522225i will never understand a single one of his comics
>>224522251used to have a soul when this came out
i'm going to masturbate, you guys keep posting so i have someone to keep me company
>>224522285You have to be a fag or a woman to find it funny probably
>>224522289
Remember in the mid 2000's when they tried to market gays as some fun and quirky new thing but people couldn't over come their natural disgust and the whole thing fell flat and gays just trooned out and got violent instead? Bizarre time.
I want to get drunk tomorrow and get comfy while falling asleep drunk to a cheery anime about friendshipanimes for this feel?
>>224522289wish this were me but i'm at that point in the day when my belly is full and my balls empty so going by my schedule that means it's time to go to bed:wake upgooneatsleeprepeat
>>224522265why the fuck would you want to be a loser crab in a loser bucket like everyone elsefuck normies and their fuck ass goyslop trendsthey're just going to chimp out and fuck everything for free communist shit because they're fucking losers keeping eachother down
>>224522316fun fact: california voted down the gay marriage bill in california before it was signed into law nationwide
>>224522316metrosexuals got made fun of back then, now zoomers are embracing metrosexual identities in order to "looksmaxx"
My sister walked into my room and grabbed the cat from where he was sleeping on my chair and took him to her room
>normies
>>224522317
So true (what is this nigga talking about)
>>224522332what a BITCH
>>224522332does your sister have a big butt?
>>224522339azumanga is good but falls victim to japanese """"humor"""" and dead air
>>224522330those are just closeted faggots too, zoomers are the gayest generation to ever exist - scientifically and statistically
>>224522332How did you not turn that into a Dire Trip video?
>>224522276I am, still not back home though>>224522281I did some acid?
drinking milk
>>224522332can you hook me up? lol just kidding i don't know what compelled me to say this
What board does he post on?
>>224522372/vg/'s finest specimen
hello everynyanhow are yuu? fine senkyuuh i wish i were a bird
>>224522372Goshpedo unmasked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaIcBGKNFy0Ok I pull up
>>224522379Hi, im good, ate a bit too much yeaterday so im waiting for a bomb
society is collapsing
>>224522384https://youtu.be/Jq_GDQj53IQ
>>224522379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA
>>224522400Not my problem
>>224522372he was sexting 17yo sluts on discord
Catberg is snuggled right up next to me
>>224522415Bring her back bitch
i can feel the anime coming to an end, that brings me great sadness
>>224522400more middle east wars will fix that
>>224522428I like how everybody likes to pretend like the Middle East hasn't been at war for thousands of years already
>>224522423it's been over, when was the last good anime
>>224522423i heard japanese anime studios are now making nothing but isekaislop because that is whats popular in the west. all they do now is pick 'safe' ideas that streaming platforms like crunchyroll or netflix will pay for. a lot less original and cultural anime is being made because of that.
i'll look at a beautiful thing and a hideous thing and then i'll go to bed
>>224522435America sticking their noses in is a recent thing otherwise nobody would care
this puerto rican girl at work keeps staring at me and I'm *this* close to talking to HR about it
Going to bed in my ass
how many of these does texas have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hqv09cffzA
>>224522461That has been happening longer than Canada has been a countryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_Wars
In an article in The Guardian, Robin Cook, the British Foreign Secretary from 1997 to 2001, stated that:Bin Laden was, though, a product of a monumental miscalculation by western security agencies. Throughout the 80s he was armed by the CIA and funded by the Saudis to wage jihad against the Russian occupation of Afghanistan. Al-Qaida, literally "the database", was originally the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen who were recruited and trained with help from the CIA to defeat the Russians.
>>224522423>>224522439>>224522445I support this bc it gives me time to catch up on the good ones
>>224522531this is common knowledge
>>224522531I've been reading a book on this since fuckin last December, almost within sight of the end at this point. (The book is Ghost Wars by Steve Coll.)
there's a giant skunk in my yard
>>224522557give him kisses from me
Kill all normiesSocial media was a mistake.
>>224522535>abenobashi>galaxy express>GTO>ichigo marshmallow>mushishi>school rumblebased>grave of the fireflies>all these basweball anime but no princess 9 >>love hina>flcl>>GitS but not appleseed>spice and whore>haruhi>lucky shit>quirky chungus Dashcringe
>>224522580Thanks for not using the f-slur dude, too many people think that sh*t is okay
>>224522580i hate normies so much
>>224522445im watching re zero though, its coming out as we speak
>>224522557Have you smelled the spray
Im a big fan of Mongolia
>>224522643GOD DAMN MONGORIANS, STOP BREAKIN DOWN MY-UH SHITT WARR
crazy seeing a hot chick without makeup
Why do millennials soyface?
season 2 was the weakest i think, it kind over does it, season 3 was good but 1 was still the best, just finished the first episode of season 4
Im in a place where theres cats on every corner
Is Kill La Kill kino?
>>224522658millennials can be excited about things and aren't all SSRI tiktok drones
why are you yelling?
>>224522461Before the US it was France and Britain,so what, that's what happens when you lack power
>>224522676I'm calmer than you are.
I had to use my domain expansion on a bully
im bored. wat do?
>>224522670yah
I love Shiey videos when he explores eastern europe. There's always just a ton of random wild dogs roaming around.
>>224522705Watch a horror movie
>>224522705rape yourself, that's what i usually do
ohnePixel here
americans put cameras in their living rooms, bedrooms, and all over the outside.
>>224522732That's peak midwit behaviour, lots of slophead Canadian dingdongs do it too. They genuinely don't understand why it's not a good thing.
>>224522714>>224522717what are you all doing now?
>>224522664Typical Balkan experience
canadians put their milk in bags
How do I stop having panic attacks from nostalgia
>>224522658Millennials usually have an infantile sense of optimism where they imagine themselves to be the heroic saviors of planet earth. This manifests itself in a slack jawed smiling creton expression they wear everywhere
I don't care if my stupid doorbell camera spies on my stupid indian neighbors who have a fuck ton of trash and shoes outside their door
Generation wars are stupidBoomers are the only generation with legitimate reasons to be hated on
>>224522752
>>224522705Go for a walk
>>224522752It comes from bags, I don't understand why burgers lose their minds over this.
>>224522766Millenialoid belief
>>224522752not real
coofing right now
>>224522774zamn she cute
>>224522749I like it, yesterday i gave them fish
>>224522732>>224522743It's super easy to hack into these things, I used to do it all the time as a teenager. I never saw anything explicit but I felt like a real creep sometimes. Once I watched a baby sleep for a few minutes.
>>224522775I'm a zillenial
Do you like fish?
>>224522774cows dont have bags, STUPID
>>224522796Yeah, as long as it's not too fishy
>>224522796Yes
>>224522658no idea where it started from or why it got so popular. seems to have originated from white liberal men.
>>224522796I like shrimp which is a form of fish
>>224522796I'm strictly banning fish from my diet for the entirety of the rest of my life come the new year, at least when not dining with family.
>>224522796depends on the kind of fish and how its cooked, but in general yeah.
i have just been binge watching anime past few days i havent even felt like masturbating
>>224522799Yes they do you DINGLEBERRY.
>>224522817Why
>>224522815Shrimp are not fish; they are aquatic crustaceans
We're binge watching the apocalypse in real time.
>>224522796yes
Business idea get a massive harem of women and then start a milk selling enterprise of sorts
The shrimple life
>>224522833If it's in the ocean, it's a fish
>>224522825I wish she would do more professional shoots instead of just social media bait
is gay sex a party foul
>Hell is hot. That's never been disputed by anybody
never been a big fan of shrimp
>>224522849There are scuba divers in the ocean right now, they aren't fish
>>224522766Boomers are essentially blamed for the industrial revolution in many r tards' minds
https://youtube.com/shorts/vkWx7J00MQY
>>224522861Don't play smart with me
I like filet o fish burgers
My grandparents were born well over 100 years ago.
>>224522854Social media is where the money's at these days. Zoomers just scroll instagram and grab their penis all day.
I like a deep fried battered fish fillet
imagine deep fying your penis and having a woman suck it
I'm just a Jewboy!!!!!
>>224522867Boomers sold planet earth to the evil capitalism thing they sold our future down the drain out of selfishness and entitlement We're saving mother Gaia by the power of gay love
7 canada posts in a row
>>224522890Need this brown sex toilet
>>224522932Douche
business idea: open a restaurant that serves deep fried turds and call it The Hungry Faggot
Reading a book but I keep getting distracted by it 4chan.
>>224522953miller grove edish
>>224522945You'd be their number 1 customer!
>>224522957Hell yeah brother.
I have shit to do this evening and I still haven't startedI took a nap from 8 pm to 9:30 pm to procrastinate
How about a restaurant called COOTERS and it's just thicc girls with FAT pussies in tight shorts?
i can't wait to see what threadsissy cooks up for us
>>224522982>this eveningAM is morning my friend you are well past evening
>>224522953Get banned
>>224523008Anon lives in Hawaii.
>>224523008that freak probably lives on the west coast
>>224523008It's 10:30 pm, but I wouldn't be surprised if I don't get started til midnightI hate doing things. I want to do nothing ever.
more like the BEST coast
How does a simple chud like me become a member if the Epstein class?
i dont get how sudoku is supposed to be a brain game but i have nothing else to do so maybe i'll be less retarded when i get senile
Ive never had fried catfish that looks good.
>>224523044i only had good catfish once and I wouldn't be surprised if the batter was doing all the work
>>224523044It's pretty good but it's not like way better than normal fried cod
>>224523043if you play sudoku, you can ascend into the metaphysical plane
>>224523069>>224523069New
catfish sucks, it's greasy bottomfeeder garbage
>>224523050Yeah batter is important but supposedly theres good types of catfish that we dont have in the balkans>>224523050Fried cod and haddock is so good
