Prev >>224520104Macaroni and cheese loaf edition
Praying for America right now.
>>224523086LOL
>>224523069
my mom asked me to fix her laptop and I found out she watches porn
should i go to an indian food place this week or japanese food place
>>224523086Ewwww
>>224523104
>>224523105What kind of porn does your mom watch
>>224523106Afghan food place
>>224523106Do you mean a grocery store or restaurant?
>>224523105seconding this >>224523113
>>224523106I avoid Indian food for hygiene reasons
Leafsaars...
>>224523112perfectly OK. probably comfy eating some hot spaghett while your favourite negroes collide on the field down below.
>>224523086a fellow /mlb/ browser I see
>>224523142sophie rain looks young like she could be underage and that is why she is so popular
bitch niggas
>>224523142The pipeline goes:>Jews feeding women propaganda>wives refusing to have sex>sex-starved husbands spending money on OF>OF’s Jewish ownership giving that money to AIPAC>US Gov giving money to Israel
Found out not long ago my mom still uses Plenty of Fish.
>>224523086I thought his pants fell down when he fell but it was actually just the act of standing up that did it
>>224523165You should catfish and flirt with her. Get some titty pics
Thoughts on the proposal that New Mexico be renamed to New America?
>>224523165I still use filet o fish
>>224523188FOFmaxxed
>>224523113jav
>>224523178Yeah, and we should rename the country to the United States of Trump
>>224523195if she's craving a tiny yellow pecker, I'm her man.
>>224523195lol
>>224523201How about changing it to the United Straits of Hormuz
>>224523207her most rewatched video is the one where there is a tower of butts with photos of the women above it, and the guy is deliriously slapping all of them as the tower of butts spin around
>>224523215i do not believe you
>>224523215big if true
Should've renamed it Lake Dundas
>>224523215Bizarre larp
>>224523214For me, it's the United States of Epstein.
>>224523222>>224523215That wasn't me. But I was also joking when I said jav. Im not going to talk about it but it was normal vanilla porn
I heard they're renaming it to the United States of Tara
>>224523224Lake Dundas is called Lake Sankofa now, chuddie
>>224523222>>224523223yeah I made up the mom watching part, but the video actually exists
>>224523240I don't get it
>>224523239Women don't watch porn. They read eroticaI also don't believe you
>>224523150yup I am a long time blue jays fan since Oct 2026
>>224523249I knew a weird alt girl in college that would watch yaoi hentai
>>224523249Out of many, I’ve had two gfs who liked to watch porn
>>224523253cirnge
>>224523154she just turned 21
I always make sure to leave bad online reviews of former work places and to submit a bunch of tips to ICE. Part of the quitting ritual, feelsgoodman
I had indian food last week, wasnt bad at all.
>>224523249Women aren't actually too excited by actual sex (the act of penetration). They get turned on by the circumstance and the man behind the penis. That's why they read erotic books instead of watching porn.
>>224523268Don’t you have an Indian gf? Conflict of interest…
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQPV38ne
Did you throw the baby in the oven when you played The Witcher 3?
>>224523249>>224523260My point being that women who watch porn are a minority, but not super rare
>>224523261yes, this was cringe indeed
Indian-Greek fusion cuisine : gyro sprinkled with cow shit instead of feta
>>224523249Lots of them watch porn.
>>224523287lol
>>224523271I don't think that's true. I think they're excited by the act because of the man behind the penis. It still makes porn unenjoyable to most women, but they do like the act.
>>224523279I think so. One thing I know is I got cheevo robbed because I cranked up the difficulty to max 15 minutes in but it doesn't count unless you play the whole game at max.
>>224523288have you seen the men in porn videos? Why would they watch them
It's annoying that you can't kill children in most games, but my dad got mad when I said that
>>224523306>cheevolol
Etymologists in future researching how the word female turned into femoid then foid then foy(pl. foyim) in less than 2 years
>>224523310Why is that annoying?
Boss, you killed a child?!
>>224523272Sort of, shes half but she cooked it. I would tell you if it wasnt good. It was some chickpea stew thing with and rice on the side, but ive never experimented with massalas myself so that was kind of different taste wise but in a good way>>224523287Lel
>>224523310Didn't know Lindsay Clancy browsed 4chin
>>224523310Concerning LindsayClancyphobic remark by Dadberg…
>>224523242Did they give up on the idea of renaming the street?
It's kind of weird to think about how almost every guy you meet has done gay sex at some pointNot me though
it's high time women have their voting rights stripped away
Just gushed an extremely big fart
>>224523320Because it takes me out of the game that they're invincible. Better to just not include them >>224523327ermmm kekerino
>>224523300I didn't say the didn't like it. They're just not that interested in the level of men. That's what I meant.
>>224523332Two false statements
>>224523310I remember installing the mod for Skyrim back in the day that lets you kill the kid NPCs *Sip* those were the days
>>224523325What constitutes a typical Bulgarian breakfast?
>>224523325Yo, Bulgaria. Ever listen to picrel?
>>224523344so, it's not weird?
Maybe Elder Scrolls 6 will have children of different races and won't give them all down syndrome, unlike the previous installment
>>224523369there's going to be a sixth one?
i'm a gay gooner
>>224523385Yes, it's going to be in Hammerfell
Glad the thread is slowing down, I need to go get shit done
>people think elder scrolls 6 is gonna be released
>>224523412My computer is too shit to play the game, so I’ve never paid attention to the franchise :)
>>224523104would have absolutely suspected AI if I hadn't seen it when it was new
>>224523347Filo pastry with cow feta type cheese called Banitsa which ive posted many times here and Ayrian which is yogurt drink, its basically a Turkish breakfast :( But on the daily people makes eggs with some kind of meat and cheese idk>>224523350No but im screenshotting it to check it out, what genre is it
Sometimes you fumble the baddie....That's just the reality you'll have to get used to.
>>224523434I am the baddie
>>224523434It do be like that
Might eat some pork rinds
>>224523426Had an amazing spanakopita yesterday
>>224523430>what genre is itLike ambient/triphop/dub
How it feel when that disability cheque hits
>>224523462Just make sure you're not in the vicinity of a mosque.>>224523474Real.
>>224523469Nice, might download it later for my hike, seems adequate for forest vibes
>>224523430>Filo pastry with cow feta type cheese called Banitsa which ive posted many times hereSimilar to the Greek τυρóπιτα?>and Ayrian which is yogurt drink, its basically a Turkish breakfastI’m a big fan of yoghurt drinks like kefir and ayran>But on the daily people makes eggs with some kind of meat and cheese idkIn terms of meat, does that refer to something like bacon, or more like sliced deli meat
sometimes you trans into the baddie
>>224523419Too shit to play Skyrim ? Are you posting on a potato Even my shitty 15 year old laptop can run Skyrim
I member bringing my ps3 and a small tv to my aunts house and playing skyrim at 4am in her kitchen.
I'm not attracted to baddies. I want a girl with soft doe eyes
>>224523419I'm sure your computer can play the first two
>>224523249
My older sister would watch ebony porn on facebook in 2010.
>>224523434
Morning
>>224523631As in white men fucking black women? Is your sister a cuck?
>>224523653lol
>>224523653As in black men fucking black women. She is black
>>224523658But wait a minuteif your older sister is blackthen that meansnow hold on a secondthat meansyou're...black?
watching porn
>>224523651Indiana are literally superhuman. They're stealing all our white women! AHHHH IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY FUCKUnfortunately, white men like me can only watch cuckold pornographic material featuring white women and indian men. Sex is no longer an option for us.
>>224523651I work in a pharmacy and all my pharmacists have been asian or white
>>224523682Do you know what continent India is in
>>224523674>>224523658https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gilt-UmYGT8
>>224523658Why is your sister black? Adopted?
>>224523691asian asia, not feces ridden asia
>>224523494>>224523494Yes basucally the same like TiropitaAyran and kefir are great but ive been getting into kefir more lately, i diluted with cold water cause its very thickYeah slices deli meats or something called lukanka or sudjuk Yesterday i had an amazing spanakopita here from the local old bakery on the island, the grandma who owns it has been working there since i can remember, it was one of the best ive ever had, and the breads are amazing, bought a crispy country loaf with half white half corn flour and it was amazing.
Saved a wolf spider from drowning in my bathroom. He better not betray me
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117225700476536773MIGApedes WILL defend this
Drinking the last of today's coffee.
>>224523734Not clicking
>>224523734Very unfair, but what can you do!
>>224523734I clicked
migapedes are dumb as hell but they do got a lot of baddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aTOLKH6Tkcme pulling up to plough your mom
Sephiroth wouldn't be able to kill Superman
>>224523768Thats because white women are just the best
>>224523779on most accounts he absolutely could. Materia is basically magic
But the ultimate for me is a tiropita or bougatsa with white cheese and a chocolate milk or a loukanikopit which is like a sausage roll but instead of breakfast sausage its like a polish sausage inside again with chocolate milk, thats my favorite
Remember when eminem dropped that epic diss track on trumby
>>224523779Sephiroth are the different spheres of influence in Kabbalah.
>>224523809Is that the one where he goes "THAT'S AN AWFULLY HAWT COFFEE POT"
>>224523853Yes
Jack off all trades masturbator of none
>>224523853That was so cringe
Going on a hike later and im gonna bring sausages and a knife cause they told me theres agro dogs or sheepdogs
>>224523809I still bump that shit in my car sometimes
>>224523964And he's ORANGE
>>224523466spinach gives me major heartburn
so basically i'm broke and retarded and old and ugly and uninteresting
>>224523952Dogs are scary
>>224523976Hmm interesting, in any dish or even by itself?
thinking about ordering mcdonalds during these trying times
what the fuck is a "baddie" anyway
>>224524035Osama and saddam and george soros and bundy
>>224524012all spinachbanana tooif it's not from Europe I basically can't eat it
>>224524009Yeah i wonder if i could take down a wild dog, those shepherded dogs probably not, they are massive, I saw some wild goats the other day...
>>224524045al bundy?
Ted Bundy was a creepy fella.
>>224524050The GOAT…
I'm legit losing my mind again. I can see why homeless people lose their shit now.
i'm a trans baddie
>>224524047I only eat spinach in spanakopita or spanakorizo, otherwise i dont care for it. I know its not very good to eat it raw
>>224524064How about Teodora Bunda and he’s a Brazilian bitch
>>224524073*pat pat* it's going to be okay
They call me the Canadian Brian.
>>224524109Brian…
>>224524073If you don't empathise with the homeless guy over the foid he scares you don't deserve to be on the internet
>>224524068We had a bit of starring contest but he folded first, didnt want the heat lol
Women are queens
just shotgunned 2 glasses of milkno chaser
>>224524137Business idea:How about selling eggs but instead of hens you have a barn full of women
One person shits their Pants and now we all have to wear diapers.
Drank last night and feel awful this morning. Like the jews say, never again
>>224524164I expressed a similar idea but with pasteurized human milk many threads ago and it got an insufficient amount of attention
>>224524164made me remember the brap barn and brightened my mood
This girl just sent me a text that just said im drunk with a picture of herself.
>>224524175>this morningBro
>>224524208find the closest liqour bottle/beer you have and text her back pretending youre sipping or drunk and started labor day early
>>224524208Cheers hope you get sober soon
>>224524209It's 3:20 am. I passed out after sunset
poo'd 6 times in the last 3 hours award
>>224524241WHAT A LIFE
>>224524232>>224524223does it mean girls want to have sex when they say this? I just texted her back lol and that im babysitting my parents dogs
wypipo moment
Got a rotten tooth. Hopefully seeing the dentist tomorrow. I know he Does dental emergencies so I'm hoping you can squeeze me in somewhere. I'm considering staying up all night though so I'm totally out of it at the dentist's office tomorrow. 'cause fillings make me nervous lol
don't know what this means but sounds huge
>>224524262bro I dont know WHAT the fuck women think, I'm a KHVthats just what I'd do
>>224524277World salad
>>224524269Hope everything goes well and easy
>>224524277>Nvidia CEO advertising his product
>>224524298Thx bro.
w chat
I have come to the conclusion that I am not happy with being alive.I wish I wasn't born. I don't wish to die, because death is scary.It's unfair that I was forced to exist, as now I have to live a life of mental illness while being scared of death.
>>224523330Apparently, renaming the street was deemed too onerous for the ~100,000 people and businesses located along the street, so the project was officially paused
>>224524336same, bro
>>224524336I too feel this way. I wish for nonexistence
okayyyyyyyy anywayys lol
It means your AI gf will be very realistic
The meek will inherit the cosmos.
Fredrick Brennan followed me on twitter in 2023.Should have kept that account.Fuck.
Realistically the human race will never escape the solar system so the most rational thing to do is goon all day
>>224524366Don't care unless it's on the level of this movie
>>224524376Idk who that it is so it can't be too special
>>224524277it means he needs more money from donny
farting up a storm
>>224524418Yo lil Donnie...
still watching porn. please end my life
>>224524366>>224524399AI girlfriends will only become relevant if/when they can get pregnant. Same with tranny surgery being a farce until they can develop the technology for troons to get pregnant
>>224524438lol
>>224524447At that point they'd be indistinguishable from real women, and should be given voting rights and all that shiii
>>224524413he died this year so you're half right
>>224524438>just coughed up a huge wet furball on the kitchen table. how do ya like them apples, lil odie dumdum?
>>224524438>YO LIL DONNIE I'VE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT BOILED BROCCOLI AND MUSTARD SOUP FOR A WHOLE WEEK HAHAAAAAA MY BURPS SMELL LIKE MUSHROOM FARTS DONNIE ITS REAL BAAD I'M GONNA VACUUM SEAL AND SHIP MYSELF TO MARALAGOO DOOONIEEE
>>224524447I think a lot of men would just like the companionship
>>224524533Are you talking about AI girlfriends or troons
>>224524488>yo scump, i've eaten an entire pallet full of exlax and now i'm making a chocolate US flag on the front lawn of the white house. how do you like them peaches dondon?
Depression is back
>>224524559Zoom zoom no... What about all the different girl choices. The indienne with tatas. The short and spicy taiwanese and the other ones.
YO LIL DOOKIE I JUST TUB-GIRL’D A JET OF DIARRHEA INTO MY OWN MOUTH WHADDYA HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT
cant stop farting
there's at least one fed here.
normal woman
Saw a trans last week in Thessaloniki, prob 190cm broad shoulders former blonde Aryan chad, square jaw big hands...for a moment i was like damn this lady is so big, a crazy woman screaming passed through and we looked at each other like look at this crazy bitch>>224524559Why is that zoom bro
>>224524614thinnest post college latina
>>224524590>tub girlAncient memory unlocked
>>224524608
>>224524633
>>224524658That's not right
The wife
>>224524576>indienneShe's not interested>The short and spicy taiwaneseI'll have to see. It's everything else that's keeping me down lately.>>224524620Just blackpilled is all
I could talk about it but they are watching me
>>224524709Very unfortunate she did the eye surgery and nose, she was perfect.
Wish I had this setup right now.
gonna charge my phone for an hour....
>>224524720>shift the table ever so slightly>monitor falls and crushes your face
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LjqVDm1V6iQ
don't look down
We're going to war, boys.
niggggggggggg
>>224524793>have to spend all day in air planes on WedI'm not going to or from the US ill probably be ok right?
its 4 am and im still watching porn
>>224524793Not my problem
if my gf wants to watch a movie, I sit farthest away from her on the couch
>>224524710Dont be bro, good things are going to happen.
>>224524793not out problem
>>224524848I have her sitting on my lap(pantyless)
>>224524848Why
>>224524793you're not doing any favors to dissuade the stereotype leafs are just americans but more gay saying this
>>224524905it's called having boundaries
>>224524793Nothing ever happens. Iran has previously claimed to have struck a U.S. carrier, and the U.S. has previously denied that the carrier was struck, just as things are now playing out again
>>224524939Why not cuddle, its sweet
>>224524926I assume he means Canada will be invading America while they’re caught with their pants down losing a war with Iran
>>224524849They will. I just have to see.I'm going to watch Akira tomorrow, hopefully I can take my Brother too.
>>224524559Did you get rejected by your teacher?
Just one of those nights where I drink 14 beers and barely feel drunk
>>224524989stop drinking michelob ultras and white claw
how do we fix women?
>>224524999what's there to fix? they're all kind and beautiful creatures
>>224524999Sharia.
>>224524999You can't fix women. Women are natural followers and a reflection of the society they live in. Women can only be fixed if men are fixed.
>>224524976I dont know what that is but hope you have fun, is your brother older or younger
Drinking milk.
>>224525028Prostate milk?
might prank the drive-thru by throwing my drink at them
>>224525008based
>>224525036No its two percent mix with a little bit of coffee.
>>224525073ktim
Every dog I've ever had was a mutt. I can't imagine dropping a grand or more on a dog. Mutts from the pound will be the best dog you've ever had
>>224525107what does that mean?
>>224524999I am pretty sure that a lot of society’s existential threats, like sub-replacement fertility, basically stem from women getting into the workforce, and becoming financially independent. In general, the vast majority of women want a husband who is substantially wealthier and more powerful than them. Imposing egalitarian conditions, or even making women more privileged than men creates an inevitable civilizational death spiral.It seems exceedingly difficult, or impossible for our societies to reform their way back to something with longterm viability, so the most likely outcome is eventually something loosely resembling the Late Bronze Age Collapse, and subsequent rise of new societies, along with social mores that differ from our current norms.
>>224525139Kay, Tim.
>>224524989
>>224525015>I dont know what that isYou don't know what Akira is and you're a 4chan user?Either way I'll have a good time. He's 15 and the perfect age for that stuff.>>224524987No I'm just bored and my life sucks. I want to spend as little time as possible outside of this awful apartment.
>>224525140>sub-replacement fertilityThats only an existential threat for rich CEOs
>>224525151>not FOOOOOMBLE cat
>>224525159It could naturally balance itself out, like how the working man’s wages went up after the Black Plague, encouraging higher birth rates, but this is being averted in our time through the importation of low-IQ slaves. This will result in the deaths of our societies if it isn’t stopped and reversed.
He stood unshaken, a voice in the storm
>>224525139Google is your friend bitch
Watched Avatar 2 today and I hate those blue fucks so much. Humanity would wipe the floor with those blue freaks if it was realistic
>>224525155I just googled it, im not an anime guy...ive only seen cowboy beep boop which i liked and naruto which i didnt likeGood for spending time with your bro.
>>224525213Would you fuck them though?
>>224525213*if it were realisticHypothetical subjunctive mood
I feel like getting drunk and watching the TRAVESTY that is the WNBA would be really fun
>>224525231Did you know that the word “travesty” is derived from Italian theatre lingo for “transvestite”
>>224525275
>>224525221What is your opinion on this musicIf you don't like it it's okayhttps://youtu.be/hxJaXEHtqso/mu/ is dead so no one will talk to me
>>224525275Is it really
>>224525326Yes
1:46am rn
>>224525417
>>224525321I like the jam music but im not feeling her freestyle, my internet is shit though so it cuts off, are all their songs like that, does she sing in other songs, she kind of looks like skinny dobbie from peep show
>>224525417>>224525436
>>224525321Is this about the Battle of Fallujah
>>224525484Saw that movie with a girl from highschool and she cried at least twice
>>224525442I don't think it's jam music. The instrumentation is very tight, and acts like an anchor for the chaotic vocals. The guitar is especially gorgeous on that song.Yes all of their songs are like that lol, but that's the best one in my opinion.I normally don't like "freestyle" vocals but her energy and the fact that it's just insane stream of consciousness appeals to me. If it were a man doing it I wouldn't like it.But obviously it's very different and not for everyone>>224525493Lmao I can't figure out what it's about, interpretations I see online range from "a guy showing music he loves to girl he likes" to "its about giving a blowjob".I don't think it's nonsense though
>>224525505>she cried at least twiceLol I assume it was at the part with Henry Winkler
Euros are fully awoken & seppos are starting to wake up. 4chan is blooming.
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>>224525631Let a hundred flowers bloom
Orange man
>>224525743It is illegal for me to share my true opinions on this topic
>>224525538Yeah i liked the music, dont why i said jam, the only other spoken word kind of freestyle band i can think of is sleafood mods, but yeah it is kind of different>>224525622Exactly, it was very uncomfortable, didnt know what to do
lmao
>>224525743NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lately I've been using an oldschool digital alarm clock at my bedside. It's quite nice.
>>224525538I assume it’s completely unintentional, but the way she pronounces the “If I lose you” refrain like “Fallujah,” combined with how she keeps interjecting with “Contact!,” which soldiers shout out when they come into contact with the enemy, gives it a weirdly military vibe lol
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