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London Southend Airport edition.
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me and my friends 25 years ago yelling 'come on, come on, let me see your weenie cock' to the tune of moneytalks by acdc
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Americans shop at Willard's
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more like the London bellend airport
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About to tuck in lads
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read the book of mormon
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gonna be a disaster init
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>>224531334
grim
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>Over-50s employment crisis on a 'similar' scale to NEETS, charity warns | LBC
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Wish jobs were just part time full stop and we all agreed that labour was worth more. I'd love to just work two or three days a week. Five times a week, all bastard day, and then two days off at the end, of which you can only truly enjoy one? What a shitty system we have built.
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>>224531341
Won’t be doing that always just slam the door on them when they knock
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>>224531348
>Will
Will be marrying Alison and the fact she's way fitter than him is the running gag throughout the movie
>Jay
There will be some tired jokes about him being in Reform UK or something
>Simon
Will be performatively woke because his normie girlfriend will leave him if he isn't
>Neil
Will be some crypto millionaire or something
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>>224531360
Literally never had a mormon knock
It's always JWs
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>>224531352
whole country has packed it in havent they
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>>224531398
You have to be really, very mentally ill to do this.
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>>224531397
>Will be performatively woke because his normie girlfriend will leave him if he isn't
>Will be some crypto millionaire or something
actually would be quite funny
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>>224531403
Bless x
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>>224531403
isnt that cunt deid?
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Emigrate
Before it's too late
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>Tomorrow
Star Trek's 60th birthday
>Thursday
Charlie Kirk's Anniversary
>Friday
9/11

huge week for anniversaries lads
HUGE
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haven't showered in 2 weeks because my leg's been bandaged and i can't be arsed taping a plastic bag around it, accumulated an ungodly mound of dick cheese me
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>>224531434
bro is ceo of black pill
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>>224531403
imagine whoring yer 100 year old granda out for internet points
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>>224531434
let me in
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>>224531434
where to oh noble one?
nigga just loves saying everything is shit and you should feel bad and life is pointless

nihilism without the god is dead part
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going to make some 'nana bread :3
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whats a 104 year old bloke doing making a lunch
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>>224531461
he's right
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>>224531434
okay sure i guess i'll move to pola-
>brexit
oh well i guess i can try cana-
>jeets only
hmm
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this will never happen to me
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oooh /brit/ friend
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>>224531403
lots of carbs and fat in that and very little protein
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oh my days
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>>224531496
s
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>>224531348
Don't blame them desu netflix pays stupid money, so long as they keep the same style of comedy it could end up being ok
If they try make it exactly like the original it'll flop
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Looking for a role that is
>Part time
>Well salaried
>Low expectations
>Low responsibility
>Can be done remotely but there is an office if I fancy it
>Lots of holiday time
What do
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Modern British design is so beautiful
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>>224531481
they look alike
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>>224531496
SCREECHING
perhaps she was secretly based all along
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>>224531513
join the CIA
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>>224531496
I really don’t know who these people are.
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>>224531513
Male prostitute
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love arse so much me
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>>224531481
That's a monster cock. Lucky girl.
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>>224531481
Find it really annoying when gormless mongs like that have massive cocks
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>>224531403
There's no room for the explosives
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just shot a nigger in greggs
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>>224531546
>gormless
He's a normal looking kid
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>>224531496
Loved this woman since she called out the man children still into Harry Potter
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>>224531481
Sexy lass
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yesterday we had someone here who had never even heard of David Beckham or Oasis
not 'care about'. bragged that he did not know who they were
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We need to solve femboy twink death. The greatest issue of our times.
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>>224531546
Literally evolution
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>>224531587
some people love lying
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>>224531574
I am far more handsome than he is but I have a 5.5 inch penis. It's just not on and not fair.
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very strange feeling if you ever search your full name and look at all of these other people with the same name
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>>224531590
agreed
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>>224531481
if i had a big willy i wouldn't be an incel virgin runt
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>>224531587
Runts here take a great deal of pride in not being able to interact with the outside world
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sir gear snorter
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Even down to the logo, it's like the "artist" sincerely wanted to convey how little effort she made, and how their disregard for creating something that visually relates to the background of what they designed it for
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dame eden hills
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>>224531632
No you would
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>>224531621
Aryan god
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>>224531644
nope
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>>224531496
>>224531496
I watched a clip of what she said and really it doesn't strike me as racist.
She assumed he had a white and a black parent because he's not vantablack, except instead of vantablack she said the yanks would call him high yellow.
About as racist as calling someone a half caste (which apparently you're not allowed to do anymore but we all still do it because that's what we know them as)
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>>224531606
Okay but he's normal looking.
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Why are 4chan / twitter Christians so extremely racists, abusive, hateful, angry, LARPy?
Haven't they read the Bible?
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woke gone mad

can't be having ostentatious banquets. not when the africans are starving. not when we've got food banks.
nah nigga.
you have your gruel and be happy.
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Ever had a wank to Nessa Devil? Really odd looking pornstar, really long torso.
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the book of poo mon
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>>224531663
god tries and kill moses because he didn't successfully circumcise his son and his ethiopian wife had to beg god to not do it and promised she'll slice off his foreskin

old testament god is one crazy nigga
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No subreddit exists without my knowledge
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pickaninnies
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Mormon pussy must smack hard
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>>224531679
im going to use my magical powers to conjure up a fucking fried egg and some bread loool
why are there so many retards in the media
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>>224531398
The black retards don't even figure that this is his fetish. The desperation on wanting to feel superior has clouded all common sense
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this thread is on thin ice. the old didn't reach 310. just warning you lads
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>Jaguar Land Rover to cut 4,000 jobs
why didn't you buy a range rover or a jaguar, rorke?
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>>224531679
https://help.hbomax.com/
Cry to them, not us. YOU WON'T.
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>>224531403
That's a nice jumper. Too bad I can't wear that kind, they hurt my Elbows
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>Chancellor refuses to rule out tax hikes in October Budget
PAYEbros. it's time to pay up
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Mormon pussy is the weakest of all pussy nigga
These girls just lay there and do nothing, they ain't even allowed to swear, do oral/anal, or drink caffeinated drinks
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ain't even allowed to but they do
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>>224531712
*toadvine spat*
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>>224531679
why do modern directors hate lighting
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just seen a white man with an oriental child on his shoulders
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>>224531720
actually all the food at hogwarts is prepared by enslaved house elf niggas
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I've never touched a vagina but here is my opinion on sex with certain women
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गंदे छोटे अंग्रेज़ अपने मालिकों के बारे में बुरी बातें पोस्ट कर रहे हैं।
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can everyone pay attention to my harry potter post
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mad how we're just letting the super rich enslave us
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Have you ever held a BIG spider in your hands?
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Soaking in my Mormon wife's dry pussy while my best friends rapes my arse
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>>224531826
FANTASTIC post
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>>224531831
you reckon slavery is the natural state of man and this last century was nothing more than a flash in the pan?
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>>224531840
no. i would have a heart attack and die.
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>>224531348
jay calls someone a bender and they all go quiet and say that's not on mate
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>>224531826
piss screaming
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>>224531831
Yeah but rorke says Palantir and Israel and Epstein are based actually and climate change isn't real and we can't have worker's rights without letting in 10 million Pakistani child rapist o algo
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>>224531679
iirc you could conjure up (or rather teleport from the kitchen) anything you want so maybe they just wanted this
there are no excuses for using trays though
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had a nap because i wanted to simulate being dead
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>>224531632
Right, because when all of the beautiful women are laying in bed they'll whip it out and say this is what I've been waiting for. But because you don't have a big penis you're pulling all of these goddesses but the thing that stops you in when you get naked they see it's average or small and they change their mind.

Idiot
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I saved that image and will be using it in future /BRIT/ editions
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>>224531840
massive one in the bathroom last night but I think it may have sneaked into the corridor as I can’t find it :/
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>>224531511
>so long as they keep the same style of comedy it could end up being ok
>If they try make it exactly like the original it'll flop
"change the style but keep it the same" says Anon (and that is what he said and now he will backpedal to save face)
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>>224531886
didn't read your stupid post
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>>224531858
SCREECHING
that actually would be hilarious
just the 4 of them acting like they came straight out of 2010 like they were cryogenically frozen
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>>224531489
and yet he'll live till 80 in good health while you have your lil protein shakes and kys at 50
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>>224531733
VW Group shedding 100,000k by end of the decade
Simply insane industrial catastrophie all caused by politicians
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>you know, Bear was ACTUALLY the villain
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just bollocked myself off
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>>224531910
LOL.
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>>224531883
fucken Sylvia Plath over here
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>>224531909
So how do you know I was criticising you and telling you how much I relate to you and how life is hard for us small penis lads? Kek

Idiot
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Fascism is just liberalism during times of crisis. Basically all liberals have the potential to become fascists.
It's the same basic capitalism and subservience to elites, just with authoritarianism and and scapegoating dialed to the max.
The solution of course is to destroy capitalism entirely and advanced to the higher, next stage of human history. A stage where the workers like you and me are in control. In other words, socialism.
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>.
done
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>>224531747
wtf does this even mean how can it hurt your eblows lol
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*glanton spat*
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>>224531679
If this isn't proof of white genocide, I don't know what is
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>Andy Burnham is the inevitable product of a culture that has made itself stupid

>The PM has been exposed as Labour’s Liz Truss – embarrassing, silly and surprisingly destructive
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Bear should've wished to be Indian, then Nikki would've loved him unequivocally
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>>224531826
He is still committed to fighting the ukraine front
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>>224531915
planning on being dead by 35 actually
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trump is now posting capeshit
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it needs to be completely different but also exactly the same and this will lead to mirth
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>>224531969
>Fascism is just liberalism during times of crisis.

Stopped reading right there.
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The UK is commited to taking the shittest parts of Thatcherism and the postwar welfare state, and mashing them together in some retarded political horror. How you cunts controlled half the world is beyond me.
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have a 6'5 inch cock
genuinely very aesthetic as far as these things go
got massive balls as well like my balls have even attracted attention from male friends who have seen their size as being massive they are like 4 inches long each of them, sometimes even bigger than my cock if it's really cold.
yet i'm an ugly midget so my cock gets no use lmao
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>>224532050
Bro is literally a paedophile who went to Epstein island + bombed a girl's primary school killing 150+ people
If he ain't evil then nigga idk what is
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>>224531975
When you lean on it obviously. Like when you're depressed and sit with your chin resting on your palm with your elbow on a table or something. Or when you're at someone's house reclined back on a sofa or bed on your side, with your forearm holding your torso upright
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>>224532029
you'll do nothing
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Lez truss
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BBC News: “The women challenging the male-dominated consensus that rain is wet.”

For decades, scientists have claimed that rain is wet. But a growing group of women are asking whether we should be more open-minded about the lived experience of dryness.

“When a man tells me I'm wet, I don't automatically accept his definition,” says Karen, 42.

The debate has sparked a wider conversation about gender, power and who gets to define precipitation.
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>>224532073
how about i mash my cock into your arse
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>>224532105
where's the letters
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>>224532029
>planning on being dead by 35
When you hit 35 you'll push it back to 40, and so on
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>>224532073
What was that australian comedy tv series with this dude pkaying multiple roles and he interjected a life lesson in all his sketches? He played two brothers where one was deaf but cool and the other was jealous of him, he played a female juvenile prison warden with early onset Alzheimer's ...
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>>224532109
>t. kiwi
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>>224532105
Ok I will buy it!!
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>>224532140
>he played a female juvenile prison warden with early onset Alzheimer's
Sounds typically hilarious for an Aussie programme
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Yanks and Canadians all the day off work today
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>>224532125
anyone who uses the term "lived experience" really ought to be punched in the stomach forthwith
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>>224532085
Wasn't his noncing unproven in the epstein files?
How comes nothing really ever came from that despite it being an island where they had nonce parties?
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Ruth Wilson sex tuppence
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leftypol mate. you shouldn't do that in egypt
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>>224532161
It was actually quite didactic, wholesome and moving
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i haven't heard about ICE in a while, are they still beating up browns and sending them to gulags in central america?
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endless hate and vitriol being streamed into my eyebollocks
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>>224531496
Glad this horrid cunt is finally going down
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>>224532182
Keep in mind Egypt is not a theocracy, but it has a dictatorship very much aligned with capitalism.
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>>224532192
they're making video games now
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>>224532182
egyptians speak arabic? thought they spoke hieroglyphs
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>>224532125
Good quote that.
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>>224532089
so u dont wear t shirts or what lmao
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>>224532125
Gratuitous swearing. Not a fan of that
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which one lads
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>>224531772
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>>224532245
"egyptians" are arab settler-colonisers so ofc they speak arabic
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>>224532170
There's still over 3 million unreleased files and the US government illegally censored all mentions of the conspirators
Theres literally over 10,000 instances of the phrase "don t" censored mid sentence in the files, where clearly they meant to say "don't" but the filters to protect Trump caught it anyways
That said despite that yes there's still documents in the files which show he was on the lolita express, reports that he apparently hit a child who used teeth when giving him a BJ, that he treated to bury child sex workers on his golf course if they said anything
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mew harry potter looks like a neeky little gimp
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the different adaptations look different and this is amazing to me as someone who wants things to change but also stay exactly the same
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>>224532244
It may well be propagandistic, but for shorter food ratios, nothing to do with the whites.

>>224532245
Thicko. Answer my question please>>224532140
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*enters /brit/ as an Aussie
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taking the piss
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>>224532290
/brit/ neeks can’t wait to tongue Aus gooch
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>>224532285
Angry Boys! Chris Lilley did that
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>>224532182
Ironically being trans was legal in Egypt in the 80s and 90s they even had a TV show in Egypt about trans people's lives in the country back then
All this Islamist shit against gays started in the past 20 years
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>>224532296
hooting
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>>224532274
>arab settler-colonisers

Not quite, you are trying to equate english settler colonialism with the arab and ottoman empires while simultaneously trying to obscure their existance in history or at best present it as a disruption, an anomaly.
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Rorke teaching us trans history is he
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Back in my youth, we called femboys, dickgirls
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Sorry but you shouldn't care about Harry Potter. Just grow the fuck up mate is was a kids series from 20 years ago.
Why don't you read or watch something for adults? Or literally anything else at all?
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>>224532221
are they any good?
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>>224532427
sorry but it's a culture war now
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>>224532353
*she
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Would you trust a gay tradie to lay the bricks to your house? To do the plastering, plumbing, electrics?
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>>224532427
No sorry the thing made now doesn't look like the thing that was made back then I just can't let that slide
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>>224532476
rorkes da in his local buy swap sell facebook group:
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>>224532476
Yeah. And there would be a good tip in it for him
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>>224532182
but i thought islam is a friend to leftypol?
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>>224532050
sc
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>>224532476
Wouldn't trust him to be good at all that no, jack of all trades never get good at one. I'd hire separate gays for each task.
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>>224532476
On reflection, yeah. I could leave the missus at home while they work without worrying too.

If such a thing were possible I would henceforth hire gay tradies exclusively.
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I love how rightoids are like "establishment lefty bias" when if Corbyn had actually got in the spooks and Army would have probably tried a coup, and the FTSE would have basically faked hyperinflation out of fear.

We live in a controlled state
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>>224532525
no you fucking didn’t
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What are pom tradies like
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Crazy how this film literally had a black pussy changed rorke story arc
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rorke's mum jacks off all trades
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>>224532538
state of this imagine being worreid a tradesman is gona cuck you
how much of a fucking loser do you have to be for the average tradie to be a threat
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watching shot caller on repeat
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my mate is a tradie and he has shagged a couple of housewives
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thoughts on Polish tradies?
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>>224532557
remember that vid of a pom tradie nail gunning his foreskin to a plank of wood
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yhe tradie gimmick
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>>224532541
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>>224532548
did so
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love pissing and flushing out all my boyfriend's poo out of my cock
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>>224532557
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>tfw I lost the keys to the yard
whoops haha x
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>>224532615
No
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>>224532557
pom means a brit in australia you thicko
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Another mega dinghy has just hit Dover
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>>224532628
rorke's dad wants to shag the fat one
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remember those tradies who posted here?
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>>224532601
story? how does that go then he makes the move or what
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>>224532557
thought you said porn tradies at first haha
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>>224532654
No it doesn't, silly pom
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>>224532606
I was recently doing some upstairs flooring and had a bit of a giggle when I noticed the glue I was using, made by a Swiss company for export into the UK, had instructions in two languages: English and Polish.
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>>224532672
when he's cleaning windows
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>>224532427
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what do australians call canadians?
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>>224532659
really hope they just keep getting bigger
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>>224532672
he's in his mid 20s and in good shape from work and gym
he's decent looking as well, and tall
and he's an electician so normally doesn't work with other tradies on a job, so its just him and the housewife usually
just happens naturally from there.
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>>224532653
google nail gun foreskin x
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>>224532679
you've embarrassed yourself yet again
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The so-called Burnham bounce
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megadinghi murcielago
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Looking at the toilfus body and becoming deeply aroused
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>>224532728
jay
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>>224532720
pom de glace
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MAMBO x
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>>224532258
What's wrong with you? Yes I do. What has a t shirt with short sleeves that leave your arms exposed and have no material between your arm and other surfaces got to do with it. And besides, t-shirt material is soft anyway so it would have no effect regardless
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took me from Saturday until now but I've regrouted and resiliconed the bathroom lads
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coooorrrrrrrrr
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>>224532654
whoever told you this was having you on kek
“pom” in colloquial use means any brit just as “yank” means any yank
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>>224532755
lol you need to get real mate
tradies shag wives often up and down the country
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20 years from now we're going have millennial women in their 50s who still haven't moved on from Harry Potter, still unironically waiting for their letter to Hogwarts to be delivered by owl, believing it's all real and somehow they got accidentally missed by the magic authorities.
And they'll still be dropping off all their old clothes on that beach in Wales where Dobby "died" and preventing necessary infrastructure projects from proceeding.
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SHIEEEEEEEET
You finna get that new Silent Hill??
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just don't trust women if I'm honest
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>>224532628
would shag fatty fucking rotten
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Anyone have the webm of the guy putting his willy in a fleshlight that he found in a bin?
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his jeans had more holes than a racist’s argument
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>>224532775
idea: airdrop TVs into sudan so they realise how shit the UK is and stop trying to go there
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>tradies shag wives often up and down the country
forgot everyone here's only sexual experiences involve porn
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>>224532814
Racism today is it rorke?
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>>224532819
The cure for that is sex
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>>224532775
Nanberg will stop them
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>>224532264
Who wrote this? It's quite dumb. Serious and cleaver, "don't worry I'm busy" what?
Cheerful, "here are some bills to pay" wow so jolly and cheerful

"Buck up" was funny though. People these days don't say it anymore
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The 2 million + Iraqis killed on a lie of weapons of mass destruction was led by Zionists who now own the oil.
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the toil freaks do be still toiling LMAO they be coming home soon though to log onto /brit/ and tell us how they aint miserable and enjoyed toiling today lool
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>>224532819
mad how it's our fault this happened 20,000 years ago
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Need you fine lads to keep me entertained today during the holiday while most people are vacationing or spending time with friends. I'm a neet with no friends or family you see.
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>be me
>working for AA
>average evening shift, rainy day, beginning of school holidays
>get a call to a stranded car on the M6 northbound by Carlisle
>turn up
>it's some knackered citroen Picasso mummy bus packed full of luggage
>turn my lights on, jacket on, walk over
>3 kids in the back, dad at the wheel, mum in the passenger seat, all looking miserable
>got fuck all information from dispatch so asked the dad what the issue was
>car just quit whilst cruising, pile of lights on the dash, couldn't get it started
>get the bonnet up, code reader plugged in
>low fuel pressure
>do a bunch of tests to confirm fuel pump has fucked itself
>explain the problem and that they'll need recovering to a garage
>mum explains that they're on their way to center parcs so can't detour, would want recovering there
>explain that they aren't covered for such a recovery and there'd be an excess of at least £500
>dad getting annoyed, says they can't afford that, will have to get a tow home and cancel their holiday
>kids begin crying
>mum asks me if there's anything that can be done
>understand the brief
>ask her to come to the van so we can get the office on the phone and go through policy documents
>get into the van with her
>she sucks me off, I cum in her mouth and she swallows
>we go back to the car and inform dad and the kids that we spoke to head office
>nearly crack up at "head" office
>recover them straight to centre parcs
>make up some shite to dispatch on the way about unclear wording in the policy
>they write off the excess for them
>tfw saved the kid's holidays, saved the husband a pile of cash, and got my end away in the process

such is the life of the tradesman. why are you still sat in some boring office staring at a screen when you could be out enjoying the rich tapestry of life in this country?
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They keep releasing new video games quicker than I can play them
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>>224532775
yeah but it's on FEWER boats so therefore it's bettter
Labour says the only thing rorke cared about was the quantity of boats as opposed to the quantity of people

Burnham is delivering for Britain
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>>224532882
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love it when a new apprentice comes on site and they're pretty. They never last, just not the type for the work. So usually you get a week to a month of some lad with nice hair, pretty eyes and smooth skin, people making jokes about him on his knees, paint on his face being cum/etc haha. Still haven't managed to wrangle one onto my cock
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>>224532321
It was really good and memorable
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>>224532872
I work 'full-time' but my two days a week at home are spent pottering about my incel hovel, occasionally attending a teams meeting and answering the odd email. I basically work part-time and get paid full-time wages.
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Bizarre seeing people in real life saying "chud"
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>>224532324
>>224532525
You are an idiot.

It is not a theocracy. It ie a conservative dictatorship.
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£48 for basic necessities in Burnham's Britain
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Approximately 8,897 people have the surname "Poo".
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>>224532882
That car's name? Albert Einstein.
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>>224532941
'
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anyone else hard now
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leftypol thinks being fit and strong is fascist
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>>224532775
It's just insane isn't it, 625 people sail across the channel and now we have a duty to house and feed them? And leftypol believes we're not doing enough!
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>>224532972
I'm always hard mate I'm a hard man you see a tough geezer
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>>224532775
>>224532931
screaming. just get them all in. empty africa and asia and fill britiain to the complete brim
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>>224532939
Nothing I said is at odds with your claim
That said you're genuinely a mong if you don't believe religion heavily influences laws over there
Absolutely definition of a strawmanning midwit
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>>224532959
Look at the amount of first names with poo in it and we probably have about ten million jeets in the UK with it in their name
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>>224532959
the most famous being winnie
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>>224532984
TSMT looooool
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>>224532941
grim
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>>224532939
hmmm and what is that conservatism based on pray tell?
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>>224532882
rapist
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Why can't britain stop the boats
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>>224532984
if you have enough space to lie down on the ground, then there aren't enough immigrants in this country
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horsegeek
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>>224533046
well said
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>>224532941
why do people put food on the FLOOR
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>>224533032
human rights innit
can't just shoot them can we
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>>224533032
leftypol doesn't want that
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>>224532990
This thing would happen to greece too if it was under a military regime. Fucking ahistorical cretin.
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>>224533046
well said it's our duty to keep them safe
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>>224532968
what's HIS story?
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>>224533032
The Holocaust happened so now we're not allowed to do anything but house feed and wank them
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>>224531289
How the fuck is that in London then
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>>224533046
scr
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slop the boats
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>>224533032
Because White people are infected with guilt and so can't machine gun down obvious brown invaders anymore.
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>>224533032
Because that would be a racism
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>>224533063
mostly in packageing
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can't we make an artificial island in the channel and put fake buildings on it and tell them they've made it to britain
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just realised there's a dead spider in my microwave who must have been blasted with radiation hundreds of times
cor
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activate rape mode
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>>224533132
>>224533132
>>224533132
>>224533132
>>224533132
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>>224533164
starting the week off well I see
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What happened to Jeremy Fragrance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS7mcf42uy0
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early trannew
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In the past year Iran and Pakistan have deported a million Afghans some of whom have been living there for generations

Honestly don't blame them coming here when we just roll out the red carpet, a modest 20k investment for a life in social housing and inevitably being able to bring your family over
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on the 'cohol because I'm a loser freak
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>>224533094
Why do you have to be such a thicko? Was your dad a hooligan for Milwall?
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people keep asking em to do work :(
need to quit
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NEW

>>224533250
>>224533250
>>224533250
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>>224532882
it's a classic
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>>224532659
Millionth boat of savages arrives.

You guys: nothing

Marked men attempt to stop/disrupt it and actually do a better job that I'd have thought

You guys: look at these retards kek. Lowest of the low neets
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I really need to stop coming here. It's not even good anymore anyway
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
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Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
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Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
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Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid



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