London Southend Airport edition.
me and my friends 25 years ago yelling 'come on, come on, let me see your weenie cock' to the tune of moneytalks by acdc
Americans shop at Willard's
more like the London bellend airport
About to tuck in lads
read the book of mormon
gonna be a disaster init
>>224531334grim
>Over-50s employment crisis on a 'similar' scale to NEETS, charity warns | LBC
Wish jobs were just part time full stop and we all agreed that labour was worth more. I'd love to just work two or three days a week. Five times a week, all bastard day, and then two days off at the end, of which you can only truly enjoy one? What a shitty system we have built.
>>224531341Won’t be doing that always just slam the door on them when they knock
>>224531348>WillWill be marrying Alison and the fact she's way fitter than him is the running gag throughout the movie>JayThere will be some tired jokes about him being in Reform UK or something>SimonWill be performatively woke because his normie girlfriend will leave him if he isn't >NeilWill be some crypto millionaire or something
>>224531360Literally never had a mormon knockIt's always JWs
>>224531352whole country has packed it in havent they
>>224531398You have to be really, very mentally ill to do this.
>>224531397>Will be performatively woke because his normie girlfriend will leave him if he isn't>Will be some crypto millionaire or somethingactually would be quite funny
>>224531403Bless x
>>224531403isnt that cunt deid?
EmigrateBefore it's too late
>TomorrowStar Trek's 60th birthday>ThursdayCharlie Kirk's Anniversary>Friday9/11huge week for anniversaries ladsHUGE
haven't showered in 2 weeks because my leg's been bandaged and i can't be arsed taping a plastic bag around it, accumulated an ungodly mound of dick cheese me
>>224531434bro is ceo of black pill
>>224531403imagine whoring yer 100 year old granda out for internet points
>>224531434let me in
>>224531434where to oh noble one?nigga just loves saying everything is shit and you should feel bad and life is pointlessnihilism without the god is dead part
going to make some 'nana bread :3
whats a 104 year old bloke doing making a lunch
>>224531461he's right
>>224531434okay sure i guess i'll move to pola->brexitoh well i guess i can try cana->jeets onlyhmm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788448599532871.webmthis will never happen to me
oooh /brit/ friend
>>224531403lots of carbs and fat in that and very little protein
oh my days
>>224531496s
>>224531348Don't blame them desu netflix pays stupid money, so long as they keep the same style of comedy it could end up being ok If they try make it exactly like the original it'll flop
Looking for a role that is>Part time>Well salaried>Low expectations>Low responsibility>Can be done remotely but there is an office if I fancy it>Lots of holiday timeWhat do
Modern British design is so beautiful
>>224531481they look alike
>>224531496SCREECHINGperhaps she was secretly based all along
>>224531513join the CIA
>>224531496I really don’t know who these people are.
>>224531513Male prostitute
love arse so much me
>>224531481That's a monster cock. Lucky girl.
>>224531481Find it really annoying when gormless mongs like that have massive cocks
>>224531403There's no room for the explosives
just shot a nigger in greggs
>>224531546>gormlessHe's a normal looking kid
>>224531496Loved this woman since she called out the man children still into Harry Potter
>>224531481Sexy lass
yesterday we had someone here who had never even heard of David Beckham or Oasis not 'care about'. bragged that he did not know who they were
We need to solve femboy twink death. The greatest issue of our times.
>>224531546Literally evolution
>>224531587some people love lying
>>224531574I am far more handsome than he is but I have a 5.5 inch penis. It's just not on and not fair.
very strange feeling if you ever search your full name and look at all of these other people with the same name
>>224531590agreed
>>224531481if i had a big willy i wouldn't be an incel virgin runt
>>224531587Runts here take a great deal of pride in not being able to interact with the outside world
sir gear snorter
Even down to the logo, it's like the "artist" sincerely wanted to convey how little effort she made, and how their disregard for creating something that visually relates to the background of what they designed it for
dame eden hills
>>224531632No you would
>>224531621Aryan god
>>224531644nope
>>224531496>>224531496I watched a clip of what she said and really it doesn't strike me as racist. She assumed he had a white and a black parent because he's not vantablack, except instead of vantablack she said the yanks would call him high yellow.About as racist as calling someone a half caste (which apparently you're not allowed to do anymore but we all still do it because that's what we know them as)
>>224531606Okay but he's normal looking.
Why are 4chan / twitter Christians so extremely racists, abusive, hateful, angry, LARPy?Haven't they read the Bible?
woke gone mad can't be having ostentatious banquets. not when the africans are starving. not when we've got food banks.nah nigga. you have your gruel and be happy.
Ever had a wank to Nessa Devil? Really odd looking pornstar, really long torso.
the book of poo mon
>>224531663god tries and kill moses because he didn't successfully circumcise his son and his ethiopian wife had to beg god to not do it and promised she'll slice off his foreskinold testament god is one crazy nigga
No subreddit exists without my knowledge
pickaninnies
Mormon pussy must smack hard
>>224531679im going to use my magical powers to conjure up a fucking fried egg and some bread loool why are there so many retards in the media
>>224531398The black retards don't even figure that this is his fetish. The desperation on wanting to feel superior has clouded all common sense
this thread is on thin ice. the old didn't reach 310. just warning you lads
>Jaguar Land Rover to cut 4,000 jobswhy didn't you buy a range rover or a jaguar, rorke?
>>224531679https://help.hbomax.com/ Cry to them, not us. YOU WON'T.
>>224531403That's a nice jumper. Too bad I can't wear that kind, they hurt my Elbows
>Chancellor refuses to rule out tax hikes in October BudgetPAYEbros. it's time to pay up
Mormon pussy is the weakest of all pussy niggaThese girls just lay there and do nothing, they ain't even allowed to swear, do oral/anal, or drink caffeinated drinks
ain't even allowed to but they do
>>224531712*toadvine spat*
>>224531679why do modern directors hate lighting
just seen a white man with an oriental child on his shoulders
>>224531720actually all the food at hogwarts is prepared by enslaved house elf niggas
I've never touched a vagina but here is my opinion on sex with certain women
गंदे छोटे अंग्रेज़ अपने मालिकों के बारे में बुरी बातें पोस्ट कर रहे हैं।
can everyone pay attention to my harry potter post
mad how we're just letting the super rich enslave us
Have you ever held a BIG spider in your hands?
Soaking in my Mormon wife's dry pussy while my best friends rapes my arse
>>224531826FANTASTIC post
>>224531831you reckon slavery is the natural state of man and this last century was nothing more than a flash in the pan?
>>224531840no. i would have a heart attack and die.
>>224531348jay calls someone a bender and they all go quiet and say that's not on mate
>>224531826piss screaming
>>224531831Yeah but rorke says Palantir and Israel and Epstein are based actually and climate change isn't real and we can't have worker's rights without letting in 10 million Pakistani child rapist o algo
>>224531679iirc you could conjure up (or rather teleport from the kitchen) anything you want so maybe they just wanted thisthere are no excuses for using trays though
had a nap because i wanted to simulate being dead
>>224531632Right, because when all of the beautiful women are laying in bed they'll whip it out and say this is what I've been waiting for. But because you don't have a big penis you're pulling all of these goddesses but the thing that stops you in when you get naked they see it's average or small and they change their mind.Idiot
I saved that image and will be using it in future /BRIT/ editions
>>224531840massive one in the bathroom last night but I think it may have sneaked into the corridor as I can’t find it :/
>>224531511>so long as they keep the same style of comedy it could end up being ok >If they try make it exactly like the original it'll flop"change the style but keep it the same" says Anon (and that is what he said and now he will backpedal to save face)
>>224531886didn't read your stupid post
>>224531858SCREECHING that actually would be hilariousjust the 4 of them acting like they came straight out of 2010 like they were cryogenically frozen
>>224531489and yet he'll live till 80 in good health while you have your lil protein shakes and kys at 50
>>224531733VW Group shedding 100,000k by end of the decadeSimply insane industrial catastrophie all caused by politicians
>you know, Bear was ACTUALLY the villain
just bollocked myself off
>>224531910LOL.
>>224531883fucken Sylvia Plath over here
>>224531909So how do you know I was criticising you and telling you how much I relate to you and how life is hard for us small penis lads? KekIdiot
Fascism is just liberalism during times of crisis. Basically all liberals have the potential to become fascists.It's the same basic capitalism and subservience to elites, just with authoritarianism and and scapegoating dialed to the max.The solution of course is to destroy capitalism entirely and advanced to the higher, next stage of human history. A stage where the workers like you and me are in control. In other words, socialism.
>.done
>>224531747wtf does this even mean how can it hurt your eblows lol
*glanton spat*
>>224531679If this isn't proof of white genocide, I don't know what is
>Andy Burnham is the inevitable product of a culture that has made itself stupid>The PM has been exposed as Labour’s Liz Truss – embarrassing, silly and surprisingly destructive
Bear should've wished to be Indian, then Nikki would've loved him unequivocally
>>224531826He is still committed to fighting the ukraine front
>>224531915planning on being dead by 35 actually
trump is now posting capeshit
it needs to be completely different but also exactly the same and this will lead to mirth
>>224531969>Fascism is just liberalism during times of crisis.Stopped reading right there.
The UK is commited to taking the shittest parts of Thatcherism and the postwar welfare state, and mashing them together in some retarded political horror. How you cunts controlled half the world is beyond me.
have a 6'5 inch cockgenuinely very aesthetic as far as these things gogot massive balls as well like my balls have even attracted attention from male friends who have seen their size as being massive they are like 4 inches long each of them, sometimes even bigger than my cock if it's really cold.yet i'm an ugly midget so my cock gets no use lmao
>>224532050Bro is literally a paedophile who went to Epstein island + bombed a girl's primary school killing 150+ people If he ain't evil then nigga idk what is
>>224531975When you lean on it obviously. Like when you're depressed and sit with your chin resting on your palm with your elbow on a table or something. Or when you're at someone's house reclined back on a sofa or bed on your side, with your forearm holding your torso upright
>>224532029you'll do nothing
Lez truss
BBC News: “The women challenging the male-dominated consensus that rain is wet.”For decades, scientists have claimed that rain is wet. But a growing group of women are asking whether we should be more open-minded about the lived experience of dryness.“When a man tells me I'm wet, I don't automatically accept his definition,” says Karen, 42.The debate has sparked a wider conversation about gender, power and who gets to define precipitation.
>>224532073how about i mash my cock into your arse
>>224532105where's the letters
>>224532029>planning on being dead by 35When you hit 35 you'll push it back to 40, and so on
>>224532073What was that australian comedy tv series with this dude pkaying multiple roles and he interjected a life lesson in all his sketches? He played two brothers where one was deaf but cool and the other was jealous of him, he played a female juvenile prison warden with early onset Alzheimer's ...
>>224532109>t. kiwi
>>224532105Ok I will buy it!!
>>224532140>he played a female juvenile prison warden with early onset Alzheimer's Sounds typically hilarious for an Aussie programme
Yanks and Canadians all the day off work today
>>224532125anyone who uses the term "lived experience" really ought to be punched in the stomach forthwith
>>224532085Wasn't his noncing unproven in the epstein files?How comes nothing really ever came from that despite it being an island where they had nonce parties?
Ruth Wilson sex tuppence
leftypol mate. you shouldn't do that in egypt
>>224532161It was actually quite didactic, wholesome and moving
i haven't heard about ICE in a while, are they still beating up browns and sending them to gulags in central america?
endless hate and vitriol being streamed into my eyebollocks
>>224531496Glad this horrid cunt is finally going down
>>224532182Keep in mind Egypt is not a theocracy, but it has a dictatorship very much aligned with capitalism.
>>224532192they're making video games now
>>224532182egyptians speak arabic? thought they spoke hieroglyphs
>>224532125Good quote that.
>>224532089so u dont wear t shirts or what lmao
>>224532125Gratuitous swearing. Not a fan of that
which one lads
>>224531772
>>224532245"egyptians" are arab settler-colonisers so ofc they speak arabic
>>224532170There's still over 3 million unreleased files and the US government illegally censored all mentions of the conspiratorsTheres literally over 10,000 instances of the phrase "don t" censored mid sentence in the files, where clearly they meant to say "don't" but the filters to protect Trump caught it anyways That said despite that yes there's still documents in the files which show he was on the lolita express, reports that he apparently hit a child who used teeth when giving him a BJ, that he treated to bury child sex workers on his golf course if they said anything
mew harry potter looks like a neeky little gimp
the different adaptations look different and this is amazing to me as someone who wants things to change but also stay exactly the same
>>224532244It may well be propagandistic, but for shorter food ratios, nothing to do with the whites.>>224532245Thicko. Answer my question please>>224532140
*enters /brit/ as an Aussie
taking the piss
>>224532290/brit/ neeks can’t wait to tongue Aus gooch
>>224532285Angry Boys! Chris Lilley did that
>>224532182Ironically being trans was legal in Egypt in the 80s and 90s they even had a TV show in Egypt about trans people's lives in the country back thenAll this Islamist shit against gays started in the past 20 years
>>224532296hooting
>>224532274>arab settler-colonisersNot quite, you are trying to equate english settler colonialism with the arab and ottoman empires while simultaneously trying to obscure their existance in history or at best present it as a disruption, an anomaly.
Rorke teaching us trans history is he
Back in my youth, we called femboys, dickgirls
Sorry but you shouldn't care about Harry Potter. Just grow the fuck up mate is was a kids series from 20 years ago.Why don't you read or watch something for adults? Or literally anything else at all?
>>224532221are they any good?
>>224532427sorry but it's a culture war now
>>224532353*she
Would you trust a gay tradie to lay the bricks to your house? To do the plastering, plumbing, electrics?
>>224532427No sorry the thing made now doesn't look like the thing that was made back then I just can't let that slide
>>224532476rorkes da in his local buy swap sell facebook group:
>>224532476Yeah. And there would be a good tip in it for him
>>224532182but i thought islam is a friend to leftypol?
>>224532050sc
>>224532476Wouldn't trust him to be good at all that no, jack of all trades never get good at one. I'd hire separate gays for each task.
>>224532476On reflection, yeah. I could leave the missus at home while they work without worrying too.If such a thing were possible I would henceforth hire gay tradies exclusively.
I love how rightoids are like "establishment lefty bias" when if Corbyn had actually got in the spooks and Army would have probably tried a coup, and the FTSE would have basically faked hyperinflation out of fear.We live in a controlled state
>>224532525no you fucking didn’t
What are pom tradies like
Crazy how this film literally had a black pussy changed rorke story arc
rorke's mum jacks off all trades
>>224532538state of this imagine being worreid a tradesman is gona cuck youhow much of a fucking loser do you have to be for the average tradie to be a threat
watching shot caller on repeat
my mate is a tradie and he has shagged a couple of housewives
thoughts on Polish tradies?
>>224532557remember that vid of a pom tradie nail gunning his foreskin to a plank of wood
yhe tradie gimmick
>>224532541
>>224532548did so
love pissing and flushing out all my boyfriend's poo out of my cock
>>224532557
>tfw I lost the keys to the yardwhoops haha x
>>224532615No
>>224532557pom means a brit in australia you thicko
Another mega dinghy has just hit Dover
>>224532628rorke's dad wants to shag the fat one
remember those tradies who posted here?
>>224532601story? how does that go then he makes the move or what
>>224532557thought you said porn tradies at first haha
>>224532654No it doesn't, silly pom
>>224532606I was recently doing some upstairs flooring and had a bit of a giggle when I noticed the glue I was using, made by a Swiss company for export into the UK, had instructions in two languages: English and Polish.
>>224532672when he's cleaning windows
>>224532427
what do australians call canadians?
>>224532659really hope they just keep getting bigger
>>224532672he's in his mid 20s and in good shape from work and gymhe's decent looking as well, and talland he's an electician so normally doesn't work with other tradies on a job, so its just him and the housewife usuallyjust happens naturally from there.
>>224532653google nail gun foreskin x
>>224532679you've embarrassed yourself yet again
The so-called Burnham bounce
megadinghi murcielago
Looking at the toilfus body and becoming deeply aroused
>>224532728jay
>>224532720pom de glace
MAMBO x
>>224532258What's wrong with you? Yes I do. What has a t shirt with short sleeves that leave your arms exposed and have no material between your arm and other surfaces got to do with it. And besides, t-shirt material is soft anyway so it would have no effect regardless
took me from Saturday until now but I've regrouted and resiliconed the bathroom lads
coooorrrrrrrrr
>>224532654whoever told you this was having you on kek “pom” in colloquial use means any brit just as “yank” means any yank
>>224532755lol you need to get real matetradies shag wives often up and down the country
20 years from now we're going have millennial women in their 50s who still haven't moved on from Harry Potter, still unironically waiting for their letter to Hogwarts to be delivered by owl, believing it's all real and somehow they got accidentally missed by the magic authorities.And they'll still be dropping off all their old clothes on that beach in Wales where Dobby "died" and preventing necessary infrastructure projects from proceeding.
SHIEEEEEEEETYou finna get that new Silent Hill??
just don't trust women if I'm honest
>>224532628would shag fatty fucking rotten
Anyone have the webm of the guy putting his willy in a fleshlight that he found in a bin?
his jeans had more holes than a racist’s argument
>>224532775idea: airdrop TVs into sudan so they realise how shit the UK is and stop trying to go there
>tradies shag wives often up and down the countryforgot everyone here's only sexual experiences involve porn
>>224532814Racism today is it rorke?
>>224532819The cure for that is sex
>>224532775Nanberg will stop them
>>224532264Who wrote this? It's quite dumb. Serious and cleaver, "don't worry I'm busy" what?Cheerful, "here are some bills to pay" wow so jolly and cheerful"Buck up" was funny though. People these days don't say it anymore
The 2 million + Iraqis killed on a lie of weapons of mass destruction was led by Zionists who now own the oil.
the toil freaks do be still toiling LMAO they be coming home soon though to log onto /brit/ and tell us how they aint miserable and enjoyed toiling today lool
>>224532819mad how it's our fault this happened 20,000 years ago
Need you fine lads to keep me entertained today during the holiday while most people are vacationing or spending time with friends. I'm a neet with no friends or family you see.
>be me>working for AA>average evening shift, rainy day, beginning of school holidays>get a call to a stranded car on the M6 northbound by Carlisle>turn up>it's some knackered citroen Picasso mummy bus packed full of luggage>turn my lights on, jacket on, walk over>3 kids in the back, dad at the wheel, mum in the passenger seat, all looking miserable>got fuck all information from dispatch so asked the dad what the issue was>car just quit whilst cruising, pile of lights on the dash, couldn't get it started>get the bonnet up, code reader plugged in>low fuel pressure>do a bunch of tests to confirm fuel pump has fucked itself>explain the problem and that they'll need recovering to a garage>mum explains that they're on their way to center parcs so can't detour, would want recovering there>explain that they aren't covered for such a recovery and there'd be an excess of at least £500>dad getting annoyed, says they can't afford that, will have to get a tow home and cancel their holiday>kids begin crying>mum asks me if there's anything that can be done>understand the brief>ask her to come to the van so we can get the office on the phone and go through policy documents>get into the van with her>she sucks me off, I cum in her mouth and she swallows>we go back to the car and inform dad and the kids that we spoke to head office>nearly crack up at "head" office>recover them straight to centre parcs>make up some shite to dispatch on the way about unclear wording in the policy>they write off the excess for them>tfw saved the kid's holidays, saved the husband a pile of cash, and got my end away in the processsuch is the life of the tradesman. why are you still sat in some boring office staring at a screen when you could be out enjoying the rich tapestry of life in this country?
They keep releasing new video games quicker than I can play them
>>224532775yeah but it's on FEWER boats so therefore it's bettterLabour says the only thing rorke cared about was the quantity of boats as opposed to the quantity of peopleBurnham is delivering for Britain
>>224532882
love it when a new apprentice comes on site and they're pretty. They never last, just not the type for the work. So usually you get a week to a month of some lad with nice hair, pretty eyes and smooth skin, people making jokes about him on his knees, paint on his face being cum/etc haha. Still haven't managed to wrangle one onto my cock
>>224532321It was really good and memorable
>>224532872I work 'full-time' but my two days a week at home are spent pottering about my incel hovel, occasionally attending a teams meeting and answering the odd email. I basically work part-time and get paid full-time wages.
Bizarre seeing people in real life saying "chud"
>>224532324>>224532525You are an idiot.It is not a theocracy. It ie a conservative dictatorship.
£48 for basic necessities in Burnham's Britain
Approximately 8,897 people have the surname "Poo".
>>224532882That car's name? Albert Einstein.
>>224532941'
anyone else hard now
leftypol thinks being fit and strong is fascist
>>224532775It's just insane isn't it, 625 people sail across the channel and now we have a duty to house and feed them? And leftypol believes we're not doing enough!
>>224532972I'm always hard mate I'm a hard man you see a tough geezer
>>224532775>>224532931screaming. just get them all in. empty africa and asia and fill britiain to the complete brim
>>224532939Nothing I said is at odds with your claim That said you're genuinely a mong if you don't believe religion heavily influences laws over thereAbsolutely definition of a strawmanning midwit
>>224532959Look at the amount of first names with poo in it and we probably have about ten million jeets in the UK with it in their name
>>224532959the most famous being winnie
>>224532984TSMT looooool
>>224532941grim
>>224532939hmmm and what is that conservatism based on pray tell?
>>224532882rapist
Why can't britain stop the boats
>>224532984if you have enough space to lie down on the ground, then there aren't enough immigrants in this country
horsegeek
>>224533046well said
>>224532941why do people put food on the FLOOR
>>224533032human rights innitcan't just shoot them can we
>>224533032leftypol doesn't want that
>>224532990This thing would happen to greece too if it was under a military regime. Fucking ahistorical cretin.
>>224533046well said it's our duty to keep them safe
>>224532968what's HIS story?
>>224533032The Holocaust happened so now we're not allowed to do anything but house feed and wank them
>>224531289How the fuck is that in London then
>>224533046scr
slop the boats
>>224533032Because White people are infected with guilt and so can't machine gun down obvious brown invaders anymore.
>>224533032Because that would be a racism
>>224533063mostly in packageing
can't we make an artificial island in the channel and put fake buildings on it and tell them they've made it to britain
just realised there's a dead spider in my microwave who must have been blasted with radiation hundreds of timescor
activate rape mode
>>224533132>>224533132>>224533132>>224533132>>224533132
>>224533164starting the week off well I see
What happened to Jeremy Fragrance?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS7mcf42uy0
early trannew
In the past year Iran and Pakistan have deported a million Afghans some of whom have been living there for generationsHonestly don't blame them coming here when we just roll out the red carpet, a modest 20k investment for a life in social housing and inevitably being able to bring your family over
on the 'cohol because I'm a loser freak
>>224533094Why do you have to be such a thicko? Was your dad a hooligan for Milwall?
people keep asking em to do work :( need to quit
NEW>>224533250>>224533250>>224533250
>>224532882it's a classic
>>224532659Millionth boat of savages arrives.You guys: nothing Marked men attempt to stop/disrupt it and actually do a better job that I'd have thoughtYou guys: look at these retards kek. Lowest of the low neets
I really need to stop coming here. It's not even good anymore anyway
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid