hoot edition>>224525835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmGlUSGO3WQcertified hood classic
Im on the computer
Used to crank for Major Doctor Ghastly thanks for the memories
trumps big gay government
https://voca.ro/1YgSzcqTRRlJwhat good thing has came out of new england in the last two decades?
>>224535634
>>224535867
>>224535868dinosaur
youtu.be/uR2Jfreo0jghoot classic
Nun tene capa pe scuola, fraIo tene capa pe fare guerr
>>224536001>capa pe scuolain Noo Joisey dey call dat GABASCHOOL!
>>224536001Fuck my ass Dishitfano
>>224535634I am objectively a net negative on the human race I am committing suicide tomorrow I just wanted to have a nice talk with my family. I just got to hangout with my cousin and told him I love him I am just scared
Used to tell my highschool spanish teacher that I loved her almost everyday.
>>224536038Nun saccio niente di JerseyThough I wish I'd been born on the east coast, the west coast is no place for an Italian
>>224535867robots
>>224535996I more or less only listened to A Pox On You by that band cause it's really ominous and pagan sounding and I loved that in my youth
>>224536111no don't
>>224536111checked
>>224535996...also that Simeon guy had even better freak hair than I do, and that is rare, but it's very much after my taste!
why did she moan like a pornstar?
>>224536120Im pissed I never had a really hot teacher. Maybe a couple were okay but in a very clearly settled down way
There's not a single bird on the entire planet a reasonably fit man couldn't easily defeat in hand to hand combat. Isn't that kinda crazy to think about? Even ostriches are total fightlets. Whole class of animal, completely mogged by heavy monkeys. Fish have sharks, mammals have bears, there are deadly spiders and insects. There's even a kind of butterfly from Brazil whose caterpillars have spines that could kill you instantly. But birds are total pussies.>inb4 ostrich and cassowary webmsThose are zookeepers, they're going out of their way not to hurt the birds. If they were fighting for their lives they could just rip the osbitch's head clean off.
*to my taste
my junior high spanish teacher was a muslim lady, that was the year never forget happened>>224536192fav song of their's is velvet cave, also you and i
>>224536229Birds use flying to timer scam of course ostriches aren't going to win anything
>>224536229I could easily heem yur bitch ass
why do I need a life vest in a kayak but not on a ship that's dozens of nautical miles away from land despite having shipwreck survival training??? fuck this gay nanny state country fucking goddam shit fuckass boomer ass karen bitch fucks
>>224536228my spanish teacher wasnt hot i just thought it was funny to tell her i loved her
>>224536297I'm pretty sure my high school french teacher was ex muslim but she was a mix of being based and liberal
The Chinese-Canadian woman who got arrested for spying is being represented by the same lawyer who defended Marc Dutroux
>>224536228my physics teacher was cute but then got marriedmy elementary music teacher was also cute and weeb coded
>>224536111kind of weird to tell a cousin you love him
my english teacher thought i was going to shoot up the school because i was quiet and wrote an essay on columbine which i got an A on
for knock off legos this is pretty cool ngl
>>224536379kayaks tip over easily and you can bonk your head when tipping over on a rock when you capsize. you only need to have it on in cold weather seasons though.
Actually thinking about it and trying to be fair I think Mute Swans have killed a few people over the years but that's only because those people were swimming and the swan kept blocking their route to land until they drowned. On land the Swan would have no chance.
>>224536587Toys, Marcus? Aren't you a bit old to be playing with toys?
>>224536569>give a C and get shot>give an A and survive another daybasedsomehow I've never had a libtard teacher/professor try to impose their retarded opinions on the class, but I also never take classes where that's really an issue. Or my english/writing teachers are based or detached from caring
had a phase of wanting to get into 'gos, but never did
>r/redscarepod has 425k subscriberswho is the target audience?
what do people who post on /toy/ call themselves
>>224536648I'm looking for a toy to put in my fishtank. I might have something 3d printed instead
>>224536655>somehow I've never had a libtard teacher/professor try to impose their retarded opinions on the classthats because 99% of those stories are made up by poltards and redditors
beans for lunch. wish me luck
>>224536744>people who post on /toy/Those don't exist
gassy lassy
heard winona ryder was a nymphomaniac
>>224536729Gay men and edgy 20 girls in college that think saying retard is funny
R Boötisen.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_Boötis
>>224536760I did have a really bad ap government teacher who showed random youtube videos and made terrible murrica and nixon jokes and made conversation with the cool kids all day every day, tenured so the department head would teach the class in weekly lectures after school for the kids who wanted to actually pass the ap test (which is an easy one anyway so he only had to do it weekly)
whats wrong with /r/redscarepod theyre foids who dont like the freaking child strangler that puts them in the upper quartile of foids in my book
>>224536890i need to start posting on reddit
>>224536889Cleptomaniac maybe
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
As you can see my english teachers were unimpressive as well
>>224536959reject wageslaverybecome a traveling buddhist monk
>>224536890because it is retard sorry about your mom's battle with alcoholism
>its called a fly because it can fly!
>>224536959Then do not.
Take this, Hero, you'll need it, for the Queen can slay with but a single yass!
how do you deal with severe porn addiction?
>>224537031>It's called an orange because it's orange!
just ate a hot cheese pepperoni roll
>>224537089from where?
>>224537088I knew a guy who looked a lot like that, he was a sinister drug addict
>>224537077use masturbation without porn as a crutchbasically no matter how bad the urges get if you can just make yourself cum without porn, you get the whole refractory period without your urges having any effectas a fellow porn addict, i get it, the urge isnt to coom, its to watch porn, so you kinda have to make yourself
>>224537136My desk. Are you stupid?
>My desk. Are you stupid?
I wish amazon was more like a catalog and less like a computer folder that puts botted/sponsored shit at the top
>>224537156
I need more people to be deported by ICE
>>224537160dumbass. from which restaurant did you order?
>>224537205>Slovenia>the Balkanseeeeeh....eeeeeeh....you knoooow...
>>224537230
>>224537233Turn your VPN off. Your esl sentence structure gave you away.
>>224536379i was chasing my dog the other day and ran into a mexicans garage and he had that shit hung up
>>224537230millions must fly
Hey dont bomb us we're the three stooges
>>224537230they will never beat obama's record
>>224537268what vpn nigga
I'm the twisted name on Garbo's eyesLiving proof of Churchill's lies, I'm destinyI'm torn between the light and darkWhere others see their targets, divine symmetryDOOOOONT BELIEEEEEEEEVE IN YOURSELFDONT DECIIIIIIIIIEVE WITH BELIEFKNOWLEDGE COMES WITH DEATH'S RELIEFAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH
testicles
Better
they killed the giggler
We must sentence fentanyl dealers to get raped by horny brown bears in the public forum
My Sumerian Goddess
>>224537385>those are not Iron Maiden lyrics but Bowiethat's just crazy
I learn volleyball for she ;)
>>224537440looks like krysten ritter
There's no reason WWF SmackDown just bring it's save file needed to take up half the memory card
>deport mexicans>make them citizens anywaythank you mr trump
>>224537136the gas station
>>224537475>Duhokain't that a Kurd town
>>224537501grim
She's so beautiful She kindles a fire in me that's been dead for a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50SSLnoVPa8
>>224537532mid/10
Black people will buy a '14 Dodge Charger with 180k mi at a buy here pay here with a 60% interest rate for 19,000 and then complain about the white man
Watch this documentary about people on unemployment in the UK. First family interviewed is a Romanian Gypsy family complaining about how they get no support from the state *ding* *ding*https://youtu.be/cSgePDzcYhM
>>224537636this isnt /brit/, why would I care about their unemployment
Boreball is such a joke of a "sport"
Listening to Beato interview Denny Dias of Steely Dan. The guy's clearly very bright, tho his diction reminds me of what I've read in a random wiki article, that verbal ability starts to decline after the age of 75 in most people.
>>224537661I think you forget the point of this board is that we're freely allowed to talk about international issues
>>224537675black hands typed this post
>>224537687go discuss it in /brit/ then
>>224537636there was a show called benefit busters about people on the dole who were forced to get jobs
I like white people well enough as a whole. I'll never understand why white entertainment seems to revolve around violence and intentionally disgusting things. Children's shows like Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, all the Nickelodeon shows about pouring slime on people, Fear Factor and on and on. In Canada there was a show called Mega Babies. Is it that amusing to see babies vomit and fill their diapers? It's baffling but you do you.
>>224537716Seething.
>>224537739that hasn't really existed since the 90's, it was probably a side effect of neon colors coming into fashion. for most of the 2000's the humorous entertainment was about awkwardness/embarrassment, lazy stoner stuff, or references to pop culture.
>>224537717If we had a show like that in America there would be public outcry lmao
>>224537774>NO, I MUST DISCUSS THIS RANDOM STREET IN ENGLAND HAVING HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT AND ROMANIANS! THIS IS VITALLY IMPORTANT
>>224537567Ill fucking beat you.
They don't make movies like this no more
>>224537817try me, you homunculus
>>224537864jamie pressley is my waifu. absolute smokeshow
>>224537864hollywood is dead
>>224537876You won't be so smug when you're crying on the ground with a broken collarbone. I studied taekwondo, ten years. Im a ninja, nigga.
>>224537864they frickin deconstructed the genre dude!
Forecast says high of 10 this friday, fuck I don't want winter
FUCKING WINDOWS UPDATE SERVICES KEEP RE-ENABLING THEMSELVES BLOODY BASTARD BITCH DIE DIE DIE
>>224537891Shit taste, she's always been ugly and looks like her pussy smells.
>>224537864If it weren't for that NYT review I would assume it was goyslop. But it must be the most remarkable movie of the century
>she's always been ugly
>You won't be so smug when you're crying on the ground with a broken collarbone. I studied taekwondo, ten years. Im a ninja, nigga.
>>224537994You must be brown. Browns can't differentiate between blond and good looking
>>224537739because white people don't generally have a 3rd world face culture where everyone has to present their best self to the world at all times, that is seen as immature and barbaric. Though here and in Europe in general that is less so than in the US.
>>224537811>>This is what you said but gay *shits pants*
>You must be brown. Browns can't differentiate between blond and good looking
I put a spell on dem hoes yall
>>224537968it's my turn to win
bought a $20 bag of popcorn from the boy scouts outside the grocery storei know that it's basically just a $19 donation to them, but i still didn't feel great about buying popcorn for 20 bucks
reminds me of old /cum/
I see a lot of talk, but no denial of being brown
Penis.
I see a lot of talk but no denial being gay
>>224538063I can't believe you've done this
>>224538051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWxDGQm2hKk
You want a blond "smoke show", think Ali Larter in Jay and Silent Bob when they're wearing the black leather bodysuitsThe press let chick is homely
>>224538074why do you keep posting that dog?
me like blonde big boob
everyone here is brown
trust the science
>>224538148man jaw, pass
>>224538067Did you get the receipt for tax purposes?
>>224538174Not me
Whites can't distinguish between a wench with breedable and non-breedable pheromones
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqwhTIYfFOQ
>>224538167why do you keep asking me why I keep posting that dog?
>>224538188oh sure, I get the violent shits from some spicy chinese food and I'm the worst roommate ever, oh but a SQUID does it in the ocean and he's the savior of the ecosystem
>liking hot blondes is now a brown person thingwhen did this happen
>>224538190looks like shit my high school gf posted on her tumblr when she was in middle school
need to go back in time and stop women from getting voting rights
>>224538233started when jesus was born
>>224538067should've told them that only girl scouts sell shit, boy scouts are supposed to be exploring the woods and rivers.
>>224538233when chuddie got dragged out of the closet
>>224538067I did this too. I was in cub scouts and wanted to do something for them and I remember it being like...10 or maybe 15 bucks when I was a kid but didnt want to back out after seeing the kids happy to make a sale
>>224538245people were brutes in the 19th century, so the fact that women earned their voting rights back then means they must've earned it
>>224538067popcorn fucking sucksmore so when compared to girlscout cookies
>>224538233Hot being the operative term. Any schifuzza with blonde hair isn't automatically beautiful
I wish 100 gypsies upon ya you mean fuck
Shalom goyim
I would Sophie Cunningham even though her boobs are not strong
*won their voting rights
>>224538294good times create weak women
Girl scout cookies are fucking bomb status, yo
>>224538301pressly is objectively hot thoughever
If I pretend I don't hear or smell the mouse it isn't a real problem and I won't have to deal with it
>>224538346Tired of being scalped by those shits
>>224538300you don't know how to make it.
Is this you?
I don't need three letter agencies to disappear as much as stop hiring HR freaks who make them shitty
>>224538346>they dont sell ole oles anymore
>>224538301you got jew psyopped into thinking jenna ortega and zendaya are hot, your opinion doesnt matter
>>224538362Innsmouth look/10
>>224538362
Kinder Bueno ice cream is in fact very bueno
>>224538381I don't have a wife yet alone one with a pussy that good
>>224538399incel cope/10
>>224538362looks like margot robbie/samara weaving
Browns will see a Latina girl that they don't find attractive and ignore her but the second she dyes her hair blond or wears a blond wig they lose their shit and go SO BUTIFUL MAAM
>>224538415let's see what the experts say on that one...
How do I get followers on X.com if im not interesting
>>224538517
why would anyone want a latina when its basically a scientific fact they become cows after 30
I met a girl with a spanish/italian surname but her skin isn't brown. I'd have to inspect the nipples before coming to any conclusions though.
>>224538579*20
is it true? should i have some as well?
>>224538517pander to indians or whatever
>>224538579just slip some wegovy/ozempic pills into her food when she isnt looking, bro
>>224538396I don't like either one of them
>>224538579A fact, you say?
>>224538640He just can't understand how anyone can not find a mid blonde woman irresistible. He's brown
Do you guys still go to the mall to shop? I hate going to any mall
how do i get a gf?
>mallThis nigga think it's 1991
Hey sexyyy
>>224538721Post someone you find hot
>>224538728too aware that i am a creepy autistic manalso nothing there is interesting
>>224538728>Do you guys still go to the mall to shop?no
>>224538728The malls around be are almost dead, the only stores are little crappy aliexpress resellers
>you like blonde women? youre BROWN
>>224538796i look like that and talk like that
>>224538772I already did>>224538148
>>224538796Not for nothin but strictly going by the numbers, statistically this has been the case
Seen some collage girl wearing Ed Hardy sweatpants, is that supposed to be ironic or something?
>collage
>>224538728I usually go if I want to buy clothes and/or get lunch at one of the restaurants
>>224538728i avoided them due to undesirables, but since ICE i find them to be pretty comfy and chill now.
>>224538905zoomer fashion is a mish-mash of various fads from the 80's through the 2000's.
>>224539008I just go outside in nothing but my underwear
I'm not normal
I'm bringing the toga backAnd smoking from tobacco pipes
>>224539106>t.
I do the whole jumping from vines thing
>>224539161beta sigma lookin ahh
>>224539185tarzan...
>>224539185I stopped masking
If you live in an indicated area and you don't have an activated charcoal filter then you're ngmi.
wish we could go back to every man wearing a suit
Why are criminals today mostly disgusting wiggers but criminals of the past wore suits and smoked classy cigars?Wiggerdom is a blight on the criminal community
>>224539321Same. Nowadays, in most of the country outside of the Northeast Megalopolis, if you willingly wear anything nicer than athleisure then everyone thinks you're some kind of fag.
tummy hurts
>>224539269Looks like I'm safe, however i live near a golf course so I'll probably get Parkinson's.
>>224539008Ed Hardy was never cool, it trashy over priced shit for meatheads
You have to go to work tomorrow lmfao
Do people really talk like they do in Fargo (1996)
>>224539269Cool how you can see on the map that the highest concentrations are on the waterways where the runoff flows into like the Mississippi
>>224539480actually I have tuesday off
>>224539321nothing's stopping you from working at a bank, jewelry store, accounting/tax place, or a fashion place. Not to mention nobody gives a fuck if you dress up to go grocery shopping or even to a lame ass restaurant. It's just that people who don't want to get mugged are less likely to be noticeable.
Jokes on you, I'm at work now..... wait...
>>224539491does australia really have talking kangaroos in hoodies?
>>224539491Anyone 50 or younger that deliberately talks like that is larping. No one talks like that naturally
Int janny.jpg
>1/4th pound of spicy head cheese please
>>224539426take some tums
>>224539426Do heroin like Kurt
>>224539549Not true at all. The features of most regional accents are being flattened, but there are still a lot of young people who speak like that
>>224539583he needs to be more indian
>>224539526yo that movie kino af ngl
No mames wey
what tv channel should i watch
need some fiber.
>>224539908gocktv
>>224539913nigga do I look like a grocery store
craving burgers
>>224536760I had an english professor that when a student called a character a prostitute she corrected him and said he should refer to the character as a "sex worker", and then went on a rant about how sex work is actually le valid and noble So they definitely exist
>>224539743Nah not really
clap along if you feel like a room without a roofclap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
>>224540149I hate that song
>>224539993yeah you look like some celery
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
>>224540189The kind of bop that plays in a mall or Chase Bank on repeat 24/7
never used a bidet, never will
Aruba, Jamaica, Ooh I wanna take ya
>>224540254Same probably. The butthole is just too personal a space
i rate this 7/10
and his is 6.5/10
americans will have a temper tantrum mald session if you tell them the fact that the united states lost the wars in Vietnam, Korea, Cuba, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Iran, and Somalia
Day drinking a little bit. Just had a mouthful of red wine. Makes things a little more tolerable when my parents are home
>>224540254because its gay. americans who tell you to get one dont use it for practicality they just want you to spray water on your ass and get homosexual thoughts. they never mention wet wipes even though its simply better.
>>224540324I really liked the recent series that everyone hated, it was better than all the movies since 3.
>>224540385Surely Korea could have gone worse
Fuck R Crumb
>>224540346oh yeah, except for this one, Whedon's Alien was p cool.
cousin I haven't seen in almost a decade is going to stay with us for a week. fuck I don't want a stranger in the house. I don't want to meet a new person.
posting from bedberg
>>224540603What gives? My dad was a big Fritz the Cat Fan, so he introduced me to Crumb pretty early on and I read a good chunk of his comix and watched the Bakshi movie and they were pretty cool.
I won't ever have sex with Tara Strong and that's a bad thing
why does he love shitting up the general?
>>224540786he hasn't been here since the doxxing
>>224540823Bullshit
my nutritionist says weed is good for you
>>224540889Is coffee good for you
anime style on this bitch big dog we animing right now
>>224540889what about gay weed?
for me it's c. crumb
assassin's spaghetti but with honey
finna try frying & steaming my eggs cause poached eggs weren't quite what I was looking for, despite my childhood memory of their being just perfect
left side of my throat suspiciously hurting 3 days before the kirkerverery...
Had another dream where my mom developed dementia and it made me cry a little
you know what pontiac stands for
That feel when no gf
>>224541228Poor ol nigga thinking it's a cadilac
>>224541228poixntiagaincony
New Mexico is getting renamed
>be edgy>get shotwho could've seen that coming in a world where streamers get swatted all the time
>>224541228fix it again tony
>>224541324I bet he could rename new york and new jersey after indigenous tribes and still gate hated on by lefties
don't /pol/ my /cum/
change new york to new washington or new columbia lol
glumpf will be renaming pleanet earth to israel soon baka...
>>224541419stop watching porn
Not a single one of these names is ever going to stick didnt people learn from freedom fries
UN-/pol/ MY /cum/ BABY SET ME FREE
freedom fries today, tomorrow, forever
Let’s play house. I’ll be the dad
>freedom fries today, tomorrow, forever
Pommes du Libertè
>>224541228>Dis nigga too broke to afford a Buick
Everyone saving their post for the next thread
Threads dead today niggas must be out Labor Daying
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