uk edition
farting
we are /brit/
du bist gut genugdu bist gut genug
i gotta say maybe she should have seen this coming
Don't know what's going on
one dogshit zinger for you my good man
September 11th 2001
moulding rn
i'm finna blow!!!
>>224537021biscord troonattack
hiya
>>224537017happy to say i don't know who any of those people are and that you're a mong for knowing
My black wife just had a white baby!
>>224537042lovely creature
why are indians so tight
>>224536922https://youtu.be/VT6LFOIofREFor me it's this oneWhat a tune
>>224537065It's good to save your money
>>224537058>happydoubt x
my Chinese wife sticking a chopstick up my pp hole
>>224537027
mad how captain nemo was supposed to be a pole who was oppressed by russians but the publisher was against it so he turned him into a jeet oppressed by britishers
>>224537058this nigga don't know jay z and beyonce?
>>224537098she must have thought it was a little prawn haha nah jk jk
Any fat gfs going around lads?
Watched United 93 last night. Said it was the only 9/11 plane that didn't crash into its target because the passengers took over and crashed the plane with no survivors. there was a german on the plane the whole time he said it was going to be fine and then tried to stop them and warn the hijackers about their plans to stop them they had to beat him up mental movie
>>224537127all of them are a round
>>224537090fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this used to get my little retarded faggot 14 year old self so hypedwhere does the time go?
Honestly? I'm starting to dislike the Israelis
>>224537132was obviously shot down by US air force
there was a woman on the bus using her phone as a mirror and she looked completely different on the phone than she did in real life. amazing what technology can do.
>>224537172you look ugly in both
>>224537132had a wank to this when steaming oncewatched it years later and have no idea what set me off
>>224537090Never watched this 'nime
>>224537196?
just cleared 34GB of space by deleting my ~/.cache and /tmp folders
your willy is rubbish
>>224537183can't argue with that
It's okay. I'll just die. Nobody will care anyway.
>>224537206You should, it's pretty great
>>224537196scremakmg
>>224537094I'm tryna get money out of one of them
3 favourite assists from last season?
I've seen things, terrible things
TTGL talk has me nostalgic for old /a/ times
deedee mega doodoo
>>224537257Bruno Fernandes, cornerBruno Fernandes, cornerBruno Fernandes, corner
weebs when an anime isn't a battle shounen with hype moments and aura: >:(
>>224537265they still do tsundere christmas carol every year
They should add a rule to football where the winning team have to shag the losing team on the pitch immediately after the game
Bruno Fernasche
>>224537294no one knows what that means you weird incel freak
I can't tell if these are real or fake any more
Sat next to the plainest even slightly ugly Asian woman on the bus the other day and she opened hinge on her phone and had 7 guys to reply to
>>224537322lurk moar x
>>224537343lurk on deez nuts nigga
>>224537310so rugby football then
will i become brittish if i eat ass ?
>>224537310Phil Foden: oh gosh
brittish
Remembering that time of my life when /cgl/ was one of my main boards.
>>224537330then you're very stupid because that is obvious AI slop
tim got a wheelchairhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2096764844191969319
There was blood in my poo today :/
sent a couple of spicy emails todayrestrained in tone but with a discernible backdrop of fuck you you incompetent morons
peter gribble
>>224537381Johnny Cash unreleased song lyrics be like:
>>224537391
Rorke enraged at immigration but offers no solution to British women refusing to have children with British men
Gift Oladele raped a girl. Wasn't deported back to Nigeria because "human rights". After this, he approached another teen victim saying “This will teach you not to trust strangers” - he then dragged her into the woods & raped her.
>>224537374screm
hate Redditif you don't clarify every minute detail about something then hordes of nerds will pounce on you and leave snarky comments assuming you're thick as pig-shit
>>224537358yes but only if its my arse
reddit = leftypol 4chan = rorke simple as
Iraqi man arrested for raping a 14 year old boy he met on a bus in PortsmouthA man has been charged with offences including raping a 14-year-old child and stalking a woman in her 20s in Portsmouth.On Tuesday 11 August, police received a report that a 14-year-old child had been raped in an alleyway off of London Road in Portsmouth, by a man they had spoken to on a bus but was not previously known to them.It was reported that the incident had taken place between 7pm and 8pm on Thursday 6 August.An investigation was launched and on Tuesday 1 September, Police received a separate report from a woman in her 20s that a man who had been stalking her over the course of a year had criminally damaged a family member’s car.Following enquiries into both incidents, Sadiq Farhad Azad, 33, who is an Iraqi national of no fixed address was arrested and charged with the following offences:• Rape of a boy aged 13/ 14/ 15 years of age• Section 4a stalking• Criminal damage to property – value under £5000He has been remanded into custody to appear at Portsmouth Crown Court on Monday 7 September.
>>224537425leftypol celebrating this
>>224537425DamnPermanently stretched by BBCThey will never tighten again
>>224537427what are spunk patches
who asked for inbetweeners 3?
Foreigners ruined Wonder Trade
https://rnli.org/about-us/our-work-in-the-channel
>>224537462leftypol celebrating this
>>224537477jf mong
Elliott Smith. There was a singer who really got it. RIP.
>>224537511I assume it has to do with wanking but what does that have to do with a wheelchair
>>224537487Uh no rorke is because it's a high test moment
I am still angry at 9/11 they destroyed air travel for everyone and ramped up the western surveillance state in all countries they just ruined the world and we are still suffering the consequences
if i knew a nuke was coming for us i'd immediately get the porn on and have one last wank
>>224537558think that was osama's intent
>>224537543fuck off
>>224537580tell me now or I'll come to your house and rape you
>>224537577Meanwhile high test black men would fuck your mum
>My 95-year-old mother was crushed by a lorry. The driver walked free>Greta Zoob’s son is leading efforts to ensure those who cause death by dangerous driving are not spared justice because they were on a private estate
>>224537558leftypol loves this when a democrat does it
>>224537581nigga a pokemon
>>224537622scream
https://writeaprisoner.com/inmates/haillee-bruton-159706/penpalmight try to get a yank prisonfu
>>224537604She was so young
>>224537604utterly grim way to die but TBF if you're not getting well well clear of any lorries you have poor survival instincts
>>224537017preach brotha
Watch this documentary about people on unemployment in the UK. First family interviewed is a Romanian Gypsy family complaining about how they get no support from the state *ding* *ding* *ding*https://youtu.be/cSgePDzcYhM
>>224537604bitch think she a mew
They’re eating dolphins now
>>224537673leftypol silent despite claiming to a champion for nature and the environment. curious
>>224537540takes guts to stab yourself in the heart
>>224537664I mean it was sad and that but like there was that flood in Nepal the other day and if we stopped drinking every day someone died we’d get nothing done
was gonna make a clip of this and post it here but yt-dlp doesn't work https://youtu.be/W7Gf0hBHq4E?si=PHX5d2_hLZTQwlwJ&t=108
>>224537673Then maybe the Spanish should give them food and accommodation
>>224537658imagine being in this position and then someone forces you to take PCP
>>224537696you're all fucking hypocritessome of you eat cows and pigs, others whales and dolphins, others cats and dogsfuck you all and fuck anyone who harms animals
rorke the type of guy to say “uh guys.. we got company…!” when the police pull up to the party
>>224537664they should have been hung drawn and quarteredbest regards, arsenal fan
>>224537664britain lost this
>>224537673The Spanish should beat the shit out of them and harass them until they leave
>>224537724i don't harm them I just eat them
>>224537747That's not how Europe does things
>I studied propulsion physics for 59 years and invented an ion drive starship that could do 158,000 times light velocity. Einstein has been proven wrong if built.well i at least need to see the plans he might have something here
can't believe jay turned down "the fat one" who was the sexiest in the group
>>224537724this is proving the point. you're so mindbroken you cant even bring yourself to criticise one of your precious brown people for murdering a baby dolphin. instead you attack someone who has an issue with it. think on
So this is Rorke
>>224537785that is rorke yes
>>224537783no i attack everyone you gimp but when i attack you all you can say is lol bacon taste goood
>>224537808>no i attack everyoneclearly you dont. in fact, you intentionally ignored a pretty big example of something you claim to hate.
watching a film if you can believe it
anyone here ever played valheim?
>>224537808does tbfeating meat is natural. grow up yeah
How come Home Improvement got its own videogame but Frasier never did?
>>224537840dangerous behaviour
>>224537834its the old leftypol turning a blind eye trick that he loves doing
>>224537762And that's unfortunate
>>224537772Ah yes /brit/cels saying 12 stone women aren't fat
nth for the holodem
i need to go to an interview at a store but my acne is awful and i've been shitting all day
no football on tonight
I've moved from VLC to mpc-qt 100% FULLY ok !!!It plays everything much better !!!
rorke doing the poo scream
>>224537863No it isn'tCancer rates will skyrocket if Europe doesn't incorporate African genetic material
>>224537892don't recall asking
>>224537892never known vlc to not play anything
>>224537834didn't ignore anyone did it? very clearly listed all offenders>>224537844you're just like the immigrant dolphin killers well done biomassbrained brownoid>>224537861i'm not leftypol though, this is just cope. i'm more towards than right than anyone here.
>>224537887good
OOOOFFF!
>>224537908wtf
>>224537907>i'm not leftypol though, this is just cope. i'm more towards than right than anyone here.well im not going to argue any more because we need to stick together these days
FootballOnly watched by 30% of the population but we need daily reminders of it
>>224537934was jay bent?
>>224537892simply not true
>>224537954must have been
>>224537953benders2% of the population but we hear from you every day
1st cousin marriage is PERFECTLY LEGAL in the UK and we need to stop pretending it's wrong or immoral or "incest" it is NOT INCEST
>>224537907>>224537907>you're just like the immigrant dolphin killers well done biomassbrained brownoidhow's that? because I eat meat like every other human being?
>>224537934Would enjoy her sitting on my face and farting while she's needing a poo.
>>224537991Okay 190
>>224538001
>>224538001no that would be quite ghastly actually
>>224537989this was comically obese in 2011
>>224537953I bet there's literally nothing else that an entire third of the UK population care about on the weekly. You nerd
>>224537998sorry your iq is too low for me to continue this conversation. i'm off but have fun seething.
>>224538020It would actually be my idea of Heaven but different strokes I suppose
Valheim 1.0 coming out this weekWoW Classic Plus right around the corner (Blizzcon)GTA VI in a couple of monthsFuck, dare I say, it seems like a highly based winter for gaming
>>224537934>>224537989these pictures of "jay" look just like pictures of "me" because I had the same hair and shirt
>>224538025Nah that's "tv obese".
>>224538041concession accepted
>>224538046I thought Valheim was flavour of the month back in 2021 LOL
>>224537090was listening to the "what is moe?" gurren lagann tunes earlier. lovely ost love conservative is prob my all time fave anime track. was great just listening to it once a while and getting up lump in my throat. these days its on the daily playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEiXAaOFCM
Brits be in the bed like>oh good heavens! what in the world are you doing, you scoundrel!? allow me to caress your member in order to regain my wits
>>224538046>WoW Classic Pluswasn't that just season of discovery
>>224538062Yeah it's coming out of early access this week with overwhelmingly positive reviews on steam
Why do all these zoomer fascists dress like a 1940s detective?
Does anyone have an archive of PastelGodess's stuff? I used to watch her on scatgold before it stopped working.
time for the daily dose of casting couch x, netvideogirls, atkgirlfriends, backroom casting couch and czechcasting
>>224538092>early accessLOL
Dem tell me. Dem tell me wha dem want to tell me
>>224537953Imagine if the rest of the UK had to listen to whatever Discord nerd anime tranny adjacent gay shit you're into, you sad fucker. Go get some mates.
>>224538091no, SoD was the public alpha test of the ideas theyre going to implement in the Classic Plus, which will likely have a sticker price
>>224538095
>>224538097You just know she does big gassy runny dumps.
>>224538093reminds me of 2010s atheistsevolution is a mystery
Why are white women like this?
>>224538111That is how steam works, if you didn't already know. They update the games! It's a staggeringly good game
>>224537934mad how 15 years ago this was hilariously fatnow it's like average lol
>>224538092That's retarded. They leave these games in alpha/beta/EA for so long that by the time they come out they're already dated. How can a game be early access for five years? Just fuck off with that.
>>224538129Alright spainers
the "ugly" girls were fitter than any of the slags
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1H89pKTE-M
>>224538116get the english gcses smashed x
>>224538147I'll check it out but funny how a game's been in early access for so fuckin long
>>224537916gwarn rorke
Gay chav sex.
>>224538129Asking for it, wouldn't have blamed the paki/jeet if he'd, you know
Jay is trans in the new inbetweeners movie and will is gay
>>224538155She looks like an auntie in this clip
>>224538152tbf it is a pisstake but i can see why they do it $$$$
need help with my GCSEs
>>224538159back left looks like me
>>224538184and the movie will be played in schools for years to come
>>224538119Right that's projection
>>224538184makes sense. moni was a weird sex creep in her before life as well
based Iraqi Kurds bringing the banter
Grindr paying out £26 million to UK users after illegally sharing their HIV status to third parties without consent.
in the malcolm in the middle revival they made the black disabled kid gay and malcolm's sister is nonbinary
>>224538155mhmm bump n grind gyally
>>224538163
anime?
hey trodie
>>2245381592>3>1>4Scores from left to right out of ten: 7-9-8-4Blue dress girl is very mousy and cute. Fat slag is literally prototypically perfect slampig. Leftmost is stacey tier but boring and generic. Rightmost looks like a tranny.
>>224537998The point is that if you kill and eat animals just as intelligent as cats and dogs you don't get to criticise other people for doing the same thing. Not that hard to understand the accusation here is hypocrisy.
>Go awayyyy you bloody gypsy
>>224538256
Noisy Neighbour Update: Day 3I have now recorded his exclamation in its entirety.As you can clearly hear he exclaims "Come On...Neigh" (a mispronunciation of Now presumably)Now armed with evidence, I shall report my findings to my council in the morrow.See for yourselves, I told you I wasn't lying.He does this at least 50 times a day.Stage 3 Autism is terrifying.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788804994526788.mp4
>>224538236but its important to know your partners hiv status
autist at work will talk your ear off
>>224538129what was blud waffling about for so long afterwards
>>224538241who the fuck is the guy on the far right
>>224538106blud is wanking in 2010
New geonazi kino just dropped
>>224538264Care to asses your own appearance now?
>>224538273wotanic
>>224538273God that sucks. Autisms should be composted. It's an affront to the rest of us that we have to live together as if we are equals.
>>224538281*raises paw*oh you're talking about the picture
>>224538273blog on you boring bastard
>>224538281Batista
Off to the wotanic gay aids grindr date now lads x
>>224538273he's a farm animal
already in bed mebig monday vibes
>>224538281mark jindrak
>>224538273I had one that used to play music for 18 hours straightTook the council 3 months to send letters you have to go after them
>>22453831895% sure it isn'tMaybe an alpha build of Batista
>>224538265well I didn't criticise anybody so the accusation is falsei'd eat a dolphin if it was yummy
>>224538308why does this have to be 2 minutes long
>pre-order>early access beta>season pass>Discord (much more of a minefield for self harming NEETs and grooming than IRC ever was)>Twitch streams and e-celebs>graphic card shortage because of cryptoIs it me or have video games lost a whole chunk of their cultural influence and are mostly the domain of the unwell, the addicted and the unemployed now?
>>224538273sc
how autism be real if it varies between proper screamers who can't talk to ordinary bankers and scientists who are like 'hmm this room is a little too busy for me'
>>224538348Because some people last more than 30 seconds.
>>224538332Ah ok
is nagatoro still a thing are they still doing threads
>>224538348Gay
seething because i cant shag any of these sex arses
>>224538363him? finished
>>224538375Ya never asked
>>224537427how are normalfreaks like 8x meaner than /brit/ was even at its peak sending ransom notes to tim
>>224538320does this bitch think she's whitescream
>>224538353>domain of the unwell, the addicted and the unemployed nowaverage modern gamer
sup yartie
>>224538388I never do
>>224538273wonder what their next door has to put up with. bet he bangs on the walls and everything
>>224538361not all illnesses affect all people in the same wayobviously
been following this lad with the autismo neighbour for days nowI genuinely anticipate updatesis this what reality tv mongs are like?I'm positively hooked on this saga
This Lindsay Clancy malarkey just justified the rorke position of them never being given any position of power. As soon as suffrage occurrs, the society will die. It is inevitable
>>224538361yeah well we need to figure it out ourselves don't we, get the /brit/ mind experts on the case
>>224538287A 6, maybe? Youthful, decent facial harmony but somewhat noticeable nonsymmetry of the eyes. Neutral canthal tilt, blue colouration. Aquiline nose. Slightly recessed jaw and chin, nothing too major but not great. Full head of straight brunette hair. 5'9 in height, slim. I'm cute and look early 20s but pushing 30. Attract gays and psuedononces more than I do women. Could stand to bulk up. Generally consider myself better looking than most of the population however could do with better sexual dimorphism and stronger features. Considering double jaw and a pallet widener. So yeah, 6/10 is fair. Could probably hardmaxx to a 7.
gaming? well i wouldn't know much about that now
>>224538361because it used to be two different things but it turns out a nazi named one of them so we have to merge them into oneit scares them ever so, so so very scared, theyre so terrified of it
rooooooorke grab your ski mask
>>224538407:O
>>224538398really trying to see 'happy humans' but can't
>>224538414we defo need someone to respost every few hours incase we miss an update
Human rights should be determined by your IQ The higher your score, the more rights you have
>>224538256luv em x
>>224538433gaming nigga
>>224538398took me a sec
>>224538412it does though
>>224538440noooo we were too complacent
>>224538353dunno
>>224538440Hopefully they spit in your deliveroo you fat cunt
>>224538448tell skinny people with their arms up
gaming fawn
>statsforlefties suspended from the green party six days after being elected WOTANIC ROAR
Rorke has so many ski masks yet I've never seen at the snowsports centre... curious...
>>224538427you need to get off looksmaxxing forums for your own good mate
>>224538448the people have ridiculously long arms and legsthe bush of the vag is the center's head and she's wearing a dress
>>224538420all women had to do to gain respect and authority was not be psychotic and they couldn't even do that
>>224538468is that an ai woman lmao
>>224537132Bit grim how all his loved ones will pass and the memory of his life will fade into the cavernous abyss of time, and yet all he will be known for in the far off future is being a gullible mong during his finally few minutes
>>224538499it is
>>224538476>>224538487I am utterly mind-raped here by porn in this case. too far gone. F in the chat
>>224538281me
>>224538452you just outed yourself as low iq. it should be the opposite. the more capable you are the fewer rights you need since you can take care of yourself
>>224538026getting raped by boat people
>>224537132>there was a german on the plane the whole time he said it was going to be fine and then tried to stop them and warn the hijackers about their plans to stop them they had to beat him up mental movieis that based in reality or is it just Hollywood
>>224537196I once wanked to forgottenweapon's video about the south African street sweeper shotgun
>utterly mind-raped by pornktim
>>224538308
>>224538281the guy who killed his wife and kids?
>>224538440how do we have space for this?
>>224538531that makes even less sense than what the other guy said
Yanks be walking around with skid-marks in their underwear and unironically believe that that’s a normal occurrence They literally dont even realise how disgusting they are
>>224538480prob because that name is way too long to fit on a ballert
>>224538520do you see it nowit's a shit image and facebook dad one at that anyway. no one intuitively see slenderman
>>224538559to be fair he is quite a handsome lad
Amer Hussein Crossdressing fetishist paki sex offenderFan of Manchester City, Wrestling, Spiderman and GodzillaKicked out of uni for secretly filming his female Polish flatmates doing poos and stalking themPissed in his male Chinese roommates Ribena and made him drink itWorks in a call centre and gets bummed by freaks from /britfeel/
new>>224538602>>224538602>>224538602
what underwear should I buy I need new ones
>>224538273this is literally nothingi have children nonstop SCREAMING at the top of their lungs letting out BLOOOD gurgling sounds as if someone was murdering them ALL morning and day long
>>224538596no we dont weird projecting freak
>>224538440>fw the king refuses to offer up repirations
>>224538492Scorpion meet frog
>>224538604oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyes, so they are slenderman type niggasI was thinking that the yellow 'skin' was part of the happy people still but it turns out they're much thinner than I thoughtthanks m8
>>224538635There are kids who play outside my house tooI don't mind them 1% as much. This motherfucker is genuinely scary. You'd almost prefer it if it was a constant noise, then it'd be like white noise.The fact it's so intermittent maximises how annoying it is.
rorke getting kicked out of the caravan park for bringing his non-white friends
