'bob in the woods edition
Why don't they just stay in France???
Childfree stunners donating eggs to save the race
*flings my dogshit zinger against the wall*
>>224543018me bobberrr
cat just threw this up onto my plate
I have never gotten a congratulations email from a job application
What about a takeaway but it's for gay sex with twinks
Boyfriend training is better
>>224543039Britain is symbolically white. The largest empire. Lingua Franca. Almost 90% white. Birthed America. Needs crushing to destroy the root.
>>224543065That's just Grindr
>>224543023weird how nothing changed in 100 years
>>224543043yankettes be like my name ashtyn
>>224543018How are Anglo forests like for a daily walk? Too damp or just right? Not that MI5 will let me in to visit but one can hope.
Had an idea for a great post but I forgot it
>>224543039because we give them a new build house and £1400 a month
>>224543043>>224543043It's a shame they can run out of them. Theyll probably suss out cloning them at some point
>>224543097I guess we should have seen the signs
More India webms
At toil, browsing porn on my phone, bored.
Think I've wanked myself into being a premature ejaculator. Just great...
>>224543126cute
>>224543043>i have expensive tastes >i didn't save wellLITERALLY EVERYWOMANEVER
>>224543126wtf is POO SEAL doing on a ROTTEN STUMP
>>224543072i guarantee you 100% of the migrants going to britain dont think this at all
Timothy James Byrne? That dude's my hero!
>>224543145Have you not though at least once about taking your time with wanks and putting side a lot of time any time you want one
Say one was to donate sperm what are the odds that it will actually be used for conception?
less than jake
From tomorrow there will be a legal ban in the UK from buying and importing all goods produced in Jewish settlements in the West Bank.If you try to buy something produced in Jewish West Bank settlements it will be confiscated by authorities the same as if it were drugs you were importing.
>>224543186Erm this is Nazi Germany
>>224543179the tough part is getting accepted as a donor, they have a less than 1% acceptance rateright now there is a massive shortage of suitable donors so if you do donate sperm it will 100% be used for multiple conceptions
mulattoid women are beautiful angels
How long does this damn tennis tournament last?
streets are saying masturbate then go to sleep
In a grim thought cycle even after waking up
>>224543179If you don't have a family history of severe mental illness and you're photogenic and have something cool to show seed shoppers, pretty high possibly. Completely making this up but assume that's how it works. The trick is to break in to a clinic and replace samples with your samples, which I'm sure someone somewhere has done at least once. Probably a doctor or male nurse.
Leeds is an alright city
>>224543109i went sherwood forest just few weeks agoits the largest forest in the country, just grass and trees for miles and milesabsolutely beautiful but it depends on the time of year of coursewe have lots of nice protected nature reserves all over the country.
>>224543225Yeah been thinking of a mental illness girl on/off meds with boob and cleavage showing pov on her lap wank
>>224543258more than alright
did a think
>>224543276What makes you say that then, opinion-boy?
>>224543052pulled chicken or pork? looks good
anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave
>POV after "down way down" command (on her lap) and her grabbing my snout to stop me from talking (barking) psychic link
Feeling empty and woeful
Pissing it down
pulling my pork
>>224543294i'm from leeds x
>>224543138indian ssethtzeentach
>>224543323I'll fill you up
China has no laws against animal cruelty.Tells you everything you need to know about their culture and society.
>>224543323when did you last have a wank?
>>224543346Oh yeah I remember thatBut what is the actual thing they have, how does it really work?
>>224543346anon are you a vegan?
Me as the therapy dog in a mental institute (she's my gf and I'm her pet)
>>224543339nicefrequent a lot of escorts in leeds
*hugs you*
haven't wanked in 3 dayscan't remember the last time i didn't wank for this long
can we get Hitler reacting to Kanye west heil Hitler music video?
>>224543378>I just started reading the Nice job keep it up
>>224543346thats wrong matethey literally put Muslims in concentration camps lol
hitler confederacyisrael russia north korea francorhodesianorthern ireland
>>224543416They deserve it dead ass
>>224543394imagine experiencing such joy
>>224543018Redditbob...
>>224543401haven't had a wank in months
>>224543202>>224543257Probably got no chance then eh? Only major condition I can think of is my grandmother is bipolar and I've just been depressed my entire existence.
>>224543422All bad
>>224543419Wish I learned cosin in high school
>>224543290Panel 2 got me a bit excited there for a min
>>224543422>rhodesiacucked
Is Fallout troonslop
>>224543469
>>224543469Yeah real women have to give a fuck and change what they do based on if it's "troonslop" or not and have to check in before they go do something
>>224543378bruh
Niggas who get bottled water in dey meal deal
You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>224543500always talm bout some "im being healthy"
Smoked weed and the YouTube man said or did something like a cat and was saying he is a "little cat fella" because he wants to be a cat (everyone does) and he just meowed
>>224543424ikr and people have the gall to use "bird brain" as an insult
Is breathing troonslop
>>224543528The opposite, actually
>>224543346China is tearing down mosques and putting Muslims in their place.
>>224543539looool
>>224543290
>>224543433Nursing school then, I'd like to help you make this operation work. Powers that be deciding who breeds and who doesn't will really piss me off. *I* decide, for you, thank you.
lockdown NOW
>>224543394cute birdstein
I was (rightfully) freaking out yesterday and smoking weed actually helped me calm down. Feels good to be a normal person
that feeling when you put a fresh pod in the vape aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh lavley
eating monkey shit from a monkeys arse
wanked 4 times yesterdaysome good loads too
portsmouth is just the beginning
>>224543207true
it's all kicking off in cheadle
>>224543566Jealous. Saw on a DNA trait test that there's close to a 0% chance I smoke weed. It fucks me up badly. Very strong heroin and benzos profile apparently.
Always hear about how hallucinogens cure depression you think theres any truth to this?
I just rorke up
>>224543323eat a the cookies brookie, you're starving
If shes isn't golden blue, she's junk.Enough with the Med/Persian meme.
Someone call plod NOW
>>224543603Spooncel used just to be cucked by hand had cucked
Don't like how hostile people can be to strangers on the internet. People saying all kinds of bad shit to me just because I like different music. I'm assuming out of hope that they're teenagers and don't know any better. I was the same as a teenager but it still sucks to be on the receiving end
>>224543642ok that's gotta be illegal
*airspins record*Vzzzzzyuuuvzzz knahmsaayyyyyin
>>224543603Used by handchad
>>224543043isnt healthy to hate women so decided not to watch this also shes bogged
>>224543642bio-fems are like fairground ridesfucking mental!
>>224543603
>>224543562super cute and the colours are so beautiful
>>224543562>my bird does eccies lol
>>224543603leftypol worships these weirdos
all glory to the Islamic resistance frontthe warriors of Allah in Yemen, Palestine, Iraq, Lebanon, and Iran will knock on paradises door with the skulls of the zionists
>>224543656When I first used 4chan i found it hilarious how quickly a conversation would devolve into insults Like someone replying to a casual post calling the guy a retarded nigger or whatever
And introducing........ RORKE!Ta da!
>>224543632Definitely but they also can make disorders worse. Also depends on environment probably. If you black out and trip simultaneously you might cause irreparable damage to systems that govern social and psych wellbeing when the underlying mood demons get a light shone on them.
Words for women when you're in a road rage>Bint>Slag>Moo>Mare>Bitch>Cow>CuntWords for men>Dickhead>Twat>Retard>Chav>Insert racial epithet
gyaldem peekin
INCREDIBLY fit chubbette working near my place, she is not even 50 and has a grandchild. Gets up everyday to go to the gym and then cook and send her other kids to school before she starts 12-hour shifts and maintain that CAKE knahmsayiin. Been hitting on her, chatting her up, but she doesn't have time for men.
High elo Pokémon showdown players sure love locking in on their final Pokémon Been thinking>To prep their last Pokémon BULL to sweep>Easier on damage calcs with just 1-2 Pokémon
Josh Kushner's wife. Jews marry Golden blue nordics
>>224543733Ok I will be her dog
>>224543716rorke? more like dorke
>>224543632no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pefKy11xnA
>>224543758explain alex karp and lenny kravitz then
>>224543548china isn’t doing that but india is
I don't really get why having cctv in public spaces is seen as a bad thing Like your privacy is hardly being violated if you're already walking around in a crowd of people
me at my new job trying to fit in with the normals
leftypol? more like Welp, communist revolution is futile so I'm going to troon out and spend all my money on toys and dildos.
>>224543811First 5 minutes of Andrew Tate watching he'd already said some shit like "I wish I was a woman and had a pussy"
>>224543824Why are you laying out your life's philosophy bro?
>>224543797ill violate your arsehole in public
>>224543811this zesty ass fruity ass nigga is probably dancing pirouettes in his cell knowing hes going to get his sugar plum boihole demolished the instant he steps his cuppiecake ass in prison
>>224543849Bizarre reply
>>224543642ya ilahi
>>224543862can tell you’ve thought a lot about gay sex
Got family guy and then there were fewer murder mystery episodes on haven't I
I wish they made a scratch n sniff version of this
>>224543867no mate i'll tell you what's a bizarre reply, ok? its when you make a post on /brit/ about some boring shit and someone does you a solid and drops you a (You) but then he acts like a right cut with "bizarre reply" like an absolute gaylord okhave a nice life
Put a little Elton John on your dinner
Keep forgetting to take my fluoxetine
>>224543160funny how the people freighting them only think of just that
swinging haymakers at troons
>>224543893corr
>>224543906screaming
>>224543840What kind of communist are you would you say? Are you a bottom line everyone's living standards should be uniform kind, or revolution in the way everyone thinks about and sees the world kind?
> BREAKING: Former footballer Joey Barton will remain in custody until his trial next year after a bail application was refused.Woke army taking him down
>>224543684She makes her money because of regards like you who get baited hard
Nigga taking SSRIs
>>224543840I am a proud Latin Aryan
I've recently started wearing my joggies all the way above my belly button. What do you think about that?
>>224543953The Nazis killed millions of innocent women and children
>>224543684Incel troon
>>224543964based and old man pilled
>>224543920Aye Ruby lad in the house
>>224543953*lets jews and america run all latin american countries*ah yes very aryan
I think my lack of fluoxetine could be causing my headaches
>>224543811isn't this the green party fella
>>224543949I did and I regret every fucking moment. That zombification lead me to such a long period of inaction.
SSRIs are poison for dumb slaves
>>224543968*Brits
The doesn't reply to yanks kind of communist. Then I'll say something even wittier once I think of it and roll a zero.
i cant contwol my emowtions so i need to chemically castwate myself with dwugs
>>224543982you know it
zoomers grandparents weren't in ww2im a early zoomer ('98) and my grandpa was in the korean war although his older brothers were drafted during ww2
>>224543953where did you get the clip of isabel talking about books
>>224543984Can I be your boyfriend?
Get the foreign language studied.Get the mind honed.
>>224543910Ah another retarded fucking take by the braindamaged swede who stuffs surstroming in his socks so they smell like his sister's crotch in the morning. Truly a special case, the scientists in the swedish royal academy are fascinated by this specimen. There are clear boundaries to retardation which he has long crossed, yet he chooses to keep going and see what happens.
>>224543987I want to get off mirtazapine so badly but when I tried to before I thought I was dying and went to the hospital and they all treated me like an imbecile because nothing was wrong with me
>>224544025Yes
I have to take fluoxetine for my Major Depressive Disorder, Bulimia Nervosa and Borderline Personality Disorder.>>224544025Not dating until I get my mental health in order
>>224544032I started to pick up German again earlier this year as I studied it in school but I just don't have a reason to do it
canadians are without a doubt the worst flags on this general
>>224544012Mhn she was so ready. Imagine pulling those pajama bottoms down and spanking that ass red. Couldn't be me.
>>224544035you're here every day arguing about the same shit
>>224544058>Major Depressive Disorderfalse>Bulimia Nervosawrong>Borderline Personality Disorderpure fiction
>>224544068Shur your fucking arse up you gobshite engl
>>224543983Who's *letting* that happen? >>224544024TikTok
>>224544032I'd love to learn Welsh or Irish but I just don't think I could handle subjecting myself to the intense anti-english sentiment that I imagine would run in communities dedicated to these languages.
>>224544012Imagine blakeney spanking that with a footlong strapon
>>224544035you're buttowned by east india(with loads of indians) dont know why you're upset about people pointing out your zog friends ferrying brown bio-weapons across oceans
>>224544065not even close to being true
i'm a fascist
>>224544104Nah she's right
>>224543893>>224544012Imagine the smell.
>>224544094Mentalist
Bulimics are fatter than anorexics Just be anorexic
Sorry but the far right are overwhelmingly mentally retarded, unemployed dossers, football hooligans, and cokeheads
Fuck up piehead
Feeling colder...Might be time to bring out the second blanket..
>>224544139We been knowing this
right well
>>224544110If you took the permawar and eugenics out of it and replaced them with liberal pro-humanity/sentience values, it seems like the most sensible system in a world with nuclear armed Juche warlords and spazzing 25 year olds.
please stop pulling on it
>>224544140
>>224544157Glad that's not a picture of mine. Very unflattering!
>>224544138I'm bulimic and I'm not fat
>>224544139And the left are unemployed Paki inbreds, Africans, blacks, LGBT, white liberals living on the family dole fund.
>>224544110I'm a communist. And I reckon I could probably kill you with a single punch.
Starting to develop a breeding fetish since watching ruby's videos. I'm not into that shit at all but with ruby I like the idea of planting my seed deep inside her and getting her pregnant.
>>224544157mental how much can be drawn from this photograph, the obvious act of it, the urine stained undies, the dirty cracked toenails, filthy carpet and hole ridden what i assume is a gaming chair.
Wait hold on I might not know what fascism is. Time OUT.
I just need to know if she licked the poo and why I want all of the doubts and worries to end and from there I'll act but I need to know the truth so that I can stop thinking for nothing
>I'm a communist. And I reckon I could probably kill you with a single punch.
>>224544192You're a yank you know NOTHING about the UK, go back to /cum/
>>224544207You are severely mentally ill.
>>224544215She's right thoughbeit
>>224544179But also good idea
>>224544207swear to god the word communism alone triggers americans hard
>>224544215She's right and the truth hurts
Imagine spending literally all day spamming unrelated /pol/ dogshit
>>224544200Want to have missionary with her legs spread up in the air and look in her eyes while I dump a fresh load inside her
>>224544228>>224544261>she
>>224544267fomyeg
Leftypol tucking his thumb into his palm when he tries to make a fist
>>224544237im an islamo-marxist m8
>>224544267He's winning the racewar, on 4chan post at a time chud
>>224544200she needs a cock up herblakeney's tongue and fingers are not giving her the pleasure she needs
>>224544291w2c this shirt ?
/brit/ civil war between the fascists, commies, libtards, gooners, pakis, and mouse freaks
>>224544280Get cancer and die
>>224544291is this long necks brother, small neck?
Rubymongs a pretty successful gimmick all things considered
>>224544293She's not dating BlakeneyRuby has never displayed any form of interest in relationships. I don't necessarily think that she's asexual but just extremely unbothered by relationships. I suppose the concept is a bit too "grown up" for her.I think it's more of an infatuation with Blakeney. She doesn't really have any other friends that we're aware of so everything is done with Blakeney. That's why there are constant references to Blakeney being her "best friend" and posts about her and lockscreens of her. Not saying it's co-dependency, but more clinging to the only friendship she's managed to maintain.
>>224544327CPGB-ML are a very creepy cult largely laughed at and avoided by other UK communist orgs
>>224544316Melty
might makes thishttps://www.recipetineats.com/chicken-parmigiana/
Always marry for looks. Do what the Jews do.
>>224543984when did you last have a wank?
>>224544327Leftypol looking at the dog like it's manipulating and grooming it. Why are they like this?
>>224544291I want that t-shirt
Socialism with nationalism seems pretty cool
>>224544099That's nice honey!
>>224544331not saying they were dating but i bet they've experimented
Gonna have my 5 minutes of mindfulness meditation and then wank, with all this wanking talk. It's probably best to do it in that order
poo out of my arse
>>224544381like peanut butter and chocolate x
Volunteering in the local community to help flush out my CV
>>224544392That's the wank sorted
>>224544037Mirtazpine is peng. Wouldn't get off it if I were you. It helps with sleep and intrusive thoughts. Most mongs on 4chan need sleep and blocking out bad thoughts
>>224544351Can't remember
>>224544393Pint before or after?
>>224543716that's a dinosaur surely
>>224544423have one now as a treat
Why is /brit/ mostly extreme right or extreme left?Why are there no sensible liberal centrists?
grim how cucked the english have become. renaming nice old fashioned pubs like the turks head with 'the mosque & imam' and 'jollof wagwan ting arms'
>>224544440Hello
>>224544440*pumps a massive poz load in your quivering hole*
Why is this legal?
>need blocking out bad thoughts KTIM if things aren't real (still just want the truth though) and I'm always just coming up with the worst stuff Or if it's real then with everything else because blocking out bad thoughts about real things is bad too
>>224544440We're all far right except commiemong and ziedy
>>224544215https://voca.ro/1iHukD9Oqljv
>>224543999battered wife sensei
>>224544440I'm a sensible centrist and don't take part in political debates here because everyone who does is retarded
>>224543724Thanks for this handy guide, lad. It'll surely come in useful once I learn to drive.
Serious question: Do eunuchs go bald?
pooposters are radical centrists
>>224544444wrong
>Some people who consume cannabis long-term may develop brain fog, lowered motivation, difficulty with learning, or difficulty with attentionktim
>>224544065gutted
>>224544500
I WATCH SHOT CALLER ON REPEAT
I am placing blocks and shit cos I'm in fuckin Minecraft
>>224543097you can see his genuine disinterest almost to the point of annoyance and disgustsee that's why i never believe any of you i hate women arrest all women posters you'll never not look at a woman like that
>>224544496havent smoked in a decade easily and i think the retardation from it still lingers a bit
>Billionaire leaves the country and doesn't have to pay the taxes here despite making his wealth hereWhy can't we just deny the rootless cosmopolitan to leave the country?
>>224544339just some crap you read on reddit
That's gnarly dude like woah I'm totally stoked. Fucking tubular.
>>224544138bulimia is often a part of anorexic behaviours, you can get quite thin being bulimic
>>224544543https://voca.ro/11WxXrEGqTaE
Nancy Cartwright is peng
>>224544530I assume he has a portfolio, can't take that with him
>>224544541You wish lol they have party mandated dress codes and haircuts and locked a member in an interrogation room for a full day posting on twitter that he thought it was okay to be gay.They're like the ACP over in the US, a bunch of reactionary clowns who don't read theory, hold idealist beliefs, and are surrounded by glowies.All other commies avoid them like you would a puddle of diarrhoea.
>>224544427cope>i didn't even want a gf anyway
>>224544499umm
>>224544530leftypol suddenly caring about borders now that rich people he dislikes are involved
>>224544596source?
Example of a stereotypical 'nerd' appearance – note the round glasses, braces, trousers pulled too high, and off-putting enthusiasm
>Miriam Margolyes says she 'didn't want to hurt' Andi Peters and insists she's 'interested in how black people, fat people and cripples feel about who they are' as she speaks out on This Morning 'racism row'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBGOryiqZZI
*waddles into thread**posts interracial couple*
Ok but why was you in the bathroom
>>224544564Scientologist witch.
>>224544605Not leftypol tho. I think we do need borders
>>224544617
NEW>>224544652>>224544652>>224544652
>>224544615she sees all those groups as inferior
New>>224544565
>>224544602he's still breathing, it's okay
>>224544637don't have a cow man
