Elephant Dung edition
aff tae bed
the uk has the highest number of rich people leavingin 30 years this country will be nothing but pip recipients, immigrant deliveroo drivers, and tradies + nhs/gov workers on £30k a yearleave now while you can. (there is nowhere to go cus everywhere else is getting raped too)
do you like our new 3rd kit, lads?
https://voca.ro/1iXq3HsqIMJq
do you think dung beetles actually like the smell and taste of poop?
the azaria chamberlain case is insanemental how the media straight up lied about the family and claimed shit like 'azaria is hebrew for sacrifice'glad our trusted media doesn't do such awful things anymore
wasn't there some way to view messages that prompted a ban across all boards on this site
I just installed Pokémon showdown as an app and now I can play it in its own window
>>224544736>>224544736>>224544736
>>224544689>Rich faggots cause this shit>Leave afterwardsUnironically the Communists were the good guys of the Russian Civil War. I don't support communism but I want to see those rich faggot burn
>>224544694yes you are an autist and nobody listened to this past 5 secondsdo me a favour and stop posting here you fat brown wasteman
>>224544755erm
>>224544734Do you mean champions
>>224544584>>224544584
>>224544744yes, i knew that
honestly you could tell me israelis do literally anything evil and it would no longer shock me
>>224544755thrashing the dash
>>224544755Kinda sexy horse I guess. I like how it's cock is flopping around in its sheath
>>224544755you're fucking vile, why would you post this shit
>>224544804Catberg btfo
COME ON... NEEEIIIGH
Rorke is watching: Gotye, Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know (Sub. Español + Lyrics)
>>224544746You need a Chilean helicopter ride.
>>224544754https://voca.ro/1aulxcu7nMl7
>falls asleep early cause I'm ill>Wakes up, mhm must be early, 2-3am.>It's not even midnight
might get a ponyboy tattoo
>>224544818this is the /brit/poster's kryptonite. an autistic man who thinks he's a horse
I flip my cock around and put it in my ass
>>224544744swedegeek no
>>224544814No one cares though all the iterations of this
on the cans
mouldie
>>224544821The rich are literally bringing in Jeets and other peoples to undercut you.You will never be rich, they will undercut your small business and place their replacement instead.
>>224544689Where are they going us, UAE,NZ?
Mousey is dog training rn as he's been warned off of horse things lest it passes on through generations
>>224544871well yeah, he might be blackpilled but he's not wrong. every single day another 20-30 millionaires emigrate from britain.
Mousenonce sucking piehead's cock for more heroin and xanax
>>224544818i wonder if that anon is still seething and how many times his neighbour shouted out of the window today
Jeff the financier
>>224544892he has ocd
>>224544905Jeff the brilliant amateur scientist
Get the sponsors posted
>>224544900remember when you used to beg to be his friend and he kept rejecting you
you still here jakesee you at your audition lad(im going to find you)
1800 rated AI that ex Pokémon staff says just clicks the move the enemy doesn't resist and got that high so I'm going to do that to get 1300
pls bump lads>>224544901>>224544901>>224544901
>>224544832being sick can mess up your sense of time like that, even more than just a regular weirdly timed nap. should make yourself some tea and go back to bed
>>224544912no I have an iPod
>>224544652reminds me of some zoo workers pulling a shit log out of an elephant and getting showered in elephant poo waterpeople post crazy things on this site
>>224544971if you need us to bump your thread all the time, maybe it's just not a good thread
get the 'tex posted
having a monster energy drink
>>224544951No, get it right.>I WAS his friend>Piehead got him addicted to Xanax and heroin>This exacerbated mousenonces mental health >He became hostile to me due to his deteriorating mental health and piehead's influence >I tried to help him>He refused my help and kept calling me a "tranny">I accepted the mousey I was friends with is gone and only mousenonce remains
I had a nice 2 hour nap earlier. bit of a refresher for the evening. mental how much better it's been. I can see why cats and the elderly are so fond of a good nap. they know what it's all about don't they
>>224544971go to bed son its like 5 in the morning in SEA
>>224544997Me on the right Ok I will still be one for women (and it will be fine)>>224545005At no point were we friends and I made that clear to you. Get out of your own head and listen to me saying I hate you now, and then remember me saying that before. Not once did I say otherwise
>>224545003for me, it was jolt cola
>005you're a fucking spazzy mongo
mad how good ffmpeg is
mental that 18 years before I was born it was 1974.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Female_buttocks_1.jpg
>>224545048are those comic books or xbox games
>>224545005There was never a me that was friends with you and saying that I'm mousenonce now because we aren't friends is hilarious I didn't ask for your helpAnd even if you was the fit tranny that looks like the singer I still wouldn't
>>224545034Piehead has poisoned your body with drugs and your mind with hatred
Once matched with a disabled girl on Bumble and she was well kinky with a hairy muff and all thatHad to unmatch her in the end because I couldn't imagine shagging a wheelchair bound bird
>>224545007good post :D
Gary Oldman's sister is Big Mo off Eastenders wat
reminder
>>224545084You're right about you being poisoned with estrogen and SSRIs but you r9k people are always doing some weird projection, and you people aren't worth it
>>224545056it really is. never failed me
>>224545085post her pic
>>224545101I have never posted on /R9K/
>>224545087are you a cat or an elderly
>>224545056snarky cunt on x
>>224544961You've not left your house in years
>>224545007can't do them because it's a complete dice roll over whether i get a full sleep cycle in or i get woken up during a dream and am a complete wreck for the rest of the day
>>224544980I honestly am having the worse luck.I have adenovirus so I have tonsillitis, conjunctivitis, a phlegmy cough and all the other fun of it for over a week. Then I wake up with horrible stomach pain, I got food poisoning too now I 100% know it is cause I finished a chicken Kiev and the last bite, the meat was pink and I was like ah it looked cooked.
TanzaniteMerelani Mines, Lelatema Mts, Arusha Region, TanzaniaFew tanzanites show as much mixing of colors as this crystal does. By this, I refer to the fact that natural tanzanite is trichroic, viewed as blue or purple or red down each of the three axes of display. However, most tanzanites show discrete color, in which you must rotate the crystal a full 90 degrees to see the next color in line. This particular piece, which is also fabulously glassy and has a fat and geometric termination as a bonus, shows hints of its c-axis red color when viewed from the other angles. It is a squat, fat crystal at 50 grams, or 246.0cts. This came out in October of 2010. Because of the extreme color saturation, combined with high luster, it is very difficult for the camera to focus on the core of the specimen so that you can see how gemmy it is, in person.
post-op sacked tranny: de-sacked tranny
>>224545085matched with an autistic girl who said she didnt like people touching heri don't know what she was expecting to find on a dating app like, charles xavier?
>>224545114You're lying because I didn't clear up that I'm not even on drugs or talking to "piehead"
>>224545056I'm surprised to find out this isn't a genre of porn
https://x.com/Jewmalian/status/2097061278279938486it's never been more over for the white man
>>224545130Scr
>>224545134You are consuming compious amounts of Xanax and Heroin. That is a fact and Spaino has shown me proof. Piehead is always watching and commenting on your streams
>>224545085kinky how?
>>224545121i wish i hadn't mateunfortunately rentberg requires his shekels
shut the fuck up sacked tranny you Mr Bean sounding freak
>>224545158Liked being tied up, choked, spat on, pissed on etc
Stop saying we're friends No matter who you are or how fit you are you should also stop trying to fuck someone who's treating you like I treat you or someone as horrible as me. Go find someone who makes you happy that actually likes you in any capacity
ffmpreg
>>224545170hardly kinky thats just mental illness
>>224545170hmm had me until the piss
>>224545085>I couldn't imagine shagging a wheelchair bound birdWould that even be possible? How would that work
Ariana Grande poster is hot I wish I was there dog (or horse)
>>224545158yjk
>>224545173I never wanted to fuck you I was only ever your friend. That door is still open if you're willing to treat me with the same kindness you once did
>>224545207Her fanny still worked, just move her around innit. She gave me a very detailed description on how it worked
havent thought about r9k in yonksused to carry the zeitgeist of this website
just not cut out for existence desu could do with an early eternal sleep
>>224545156If I am on those drugs then I am not aware so if there is proof then show me it
>>224545219I have never been nice to you not once and have always told you to fuck off. That is still the case
>>224545239You'd have to ask Spaino next time he's on
>>224545260Yes you have been nice to me like when you gave me legal advice for my Greggs dismissal appeal even if it was Florida law. You were very kind and sweet to me.
https://gocollect.com/comic/action-comics-1-1mental
Florida law lol
>>224545265Figure it out and show me the proof. At least you people are always able to do that
>>224545278
>>224545261roar
>>224545261idgie
>>224545265>>224545278Now fuck off
Hate it when you make a post on 4chan but fuck itSo so utterly dishearteningThere needs to be an edit function, burnham must step in
howd you even get dismissed from greggs undercook the sausage rolls
I wouldn't mind some heroin and Xanax to be fair
>>224545128sounds awful. make sure you get enough fluids and take something if you have a fever. hopeful the worst is behind you
mousenonce is controlled opposition
>>224545317he tried to commit suicide
>>224545317He tried to disembowel himself lmaoFucking mental
gonna start saying "idgie" out loud to anything I don't get
>>224545317Filching the gherkins and cucumbers
Rorke...Rorke won..
>>224545334I tried cutting my throat with a bread knife the first time you mong
>>224545328Mousenonce has always been controlled
>>224545341LMFAO
>>224545349>the first timenot sure it's really anything to brag about
>>224545349off the deep end you are
Always assume everyone's playing a character here and everywhere really
>>224545341Sooo why are there mudslime flags up around the immigration protests where all the immigrants come in
>>224545326Thank you boo x I will, you're kindness means a lot
>>224545349Get some help yeah
>>224545367grow up
>>224545367Yeah I do that for everyone on the internet
>>224544652The only reason we talk about David and Goliath now is that in the real world Goliath would have torn him apart because the under dog always lose We always talk about people who do great things but in reality most people die alone or just been peasants/slaves
To be fair I was provoked into killing myself because Greggs was abusive and wouldn't listen to me
>when a sausage roll reminds you that you'll always be a man
>>224545435lel
Quite like the way kanji works 盗(steal) 聴(listen) 盗聴 means wiretapping,bugging, listening in
Sacked tranny cock mogging the lads at the /brit/ meetup and shagging all our bums
>>224545418did the sausages trigger your dysphoria?
I am gonna be honest I feel a bit relief about my death tomorrow I know it sounds strange I just wanted to tell my family I loved them and spend time with before I go I want them to have one happy memory before I am gone.
>>224545413fucking hate color grading like this with a massive teal push
>Florida law
not a rorke but i do hate leftypol
>>224545452Bottom chasers are so pathetic
yeah mate yeah you'll kill yourself yeah tragic yeah
>>224545460Why are you dying
To some extent there was damage by the best era of tv comedy. When anything unusual happens you wonder if you're going to be on a hidden camera show. Now it's 10000x worse because everyone's making their own tv. If I white knight publicly, am I going to be called a fag by funny people I respect? You know what I mean?
he's done itLiz's record remains intact
>>224545462It suits this film though
Roarking at this whole thread
>>224545460shut up you stupid cunt don't kill yourself because someone on /brit/ told you towake up and get a clue
Nursing handjob the latest fad, I see
What was the last good fifa game
hang on a minute though. we get told by histories that pagans killed christians, we accept it, we call them saints and martyrs. likewise when histories tell us that muslims killed christians. so how come when an old text says jews killed a christian everyone denies it, calls it blood libel and insists it never happened??
Wish (a woman) would come into my room while I'm awake and inject me with sleepers to wake me up and rape me
>>224545494Cause Jews control the world
>>224545460Telling you in 18 months you'll thank me for this. Ordering you to wait. You'll understand in 18 months.
>>224545489fifa 18
Imagine her unwashed unbathed smell mmmmmmmmmmmmmy
Imagine Emma Watson did a fart in your face.
>>224545485It's not just that it's a lot of things all once my life is just not worth living anymore. He didn't really help with my choice I am just returning my ticket for something I never asked for. I never asked God to be useless and terrible if there is one
>>224545476Not reallyThe Earl of Bath and Earl Waldegrave were both shorter PMs but retards don't count them because "they were too short!!" even though they were legally PM and were literally appointed by the King
They didn't let me
>>224545460Don't kill yourself
>>224545529Kys
>>224545518>>224545518I imagined it and not a single twitch from my willy.
>>224545498How to destroy a beloved brand.Step 1: Put a soulless, data-driven consultant who has never even seen a basketball court or a running track up close in charge.Step 2: He goes direct! And increase profits while destroying the retail distribution system and betraying a multitude of 20-year-long partnerships.Step 3: Motivated and innovative competitors like On Running and Hoka rush to fill the distribution gap Nike left by abandoning its trusted partners.Step 4: Not satisfied, he fires all the stupid creative people who can't prove any of their ideas work with hard data. What could they possibly know?Step 5: Celebrate when milking the brand for every last cent works for about 18 months, even though the data quickly show a disaster is looming.Step 6: OMG? Wut?Step 7: Fire the old CEO and bring in a new one who's been with the brand since day one. He tries his best, but just too much damage was done.Step 8: Get delisted... Go down in history as the greatest example of data-driven idiots destroying one of the most successful creative brands of all time.The end.
screaming thinking about all the toil freaks going zzzzzzz right now lol
>>224545540>>224545541The duality of man
Why didn't any of you support me with regard to my suicide attempt?
>>224545542Gay is it
>>224545550I'm going to sleep but I'm a neet
>>224545460why not tell them you love them everyday from now on, and make plans to make more happy memories for them
>>224545534>>224545460I'd tell you to persevere but I personally feel the same. I'm a coward though.
>>224545534go to a psych ward or something
>>224545562I did though. I supported your suicide attempt.
The Nike CEO ending all their shelf and floor space deals with retail stores was madness, some of those deals were older than the zoomers. NB and Adidas and others swept in asap and grabbed it. Just pure insanity from them.
>>224545480yeah fair enough, it does look very dystopian
remember when rorke said the odyssey was going to flop and then it made 2 billion dollars
>>224545587Jk i take it back this was too mean
>>224545565hmmm nah I wouldn't say so really i wank to futa now and again but last wank i had was a rimjob challenge were a japanese woman had to guess give rimjobs to 5 people and guess which one was her mother
>>224545609Poo scream
>>224545562They'd be perpetuating the feedback loop that's leading to suicidal ideation, namely posting here and getting wrapped up in doxxable internal dramas and spending every day online like I'm doing right now, I'm leaving now. Don't kys, everyone's just horsing around. New era of white knighting starts right now. Starts with ME.
why do asians always go for head kicks and head stompshttps://x.com/Japan358926/status/2097013946494668971more than any other race
>>224545575>>224545583Tomorrow I get laid I plan on having a nice breakfast in a nice new England town And calling my family to tell them how much they mean and to apogolizeHopefully the next life is peaceful nothing
>>224545529i'd do her in for assault tbqh
>>224545585this nigga drinkin beer
>>224545631
Lads
>>224545518hnnng
frenchman just posted a girl shitting in her popcorn and eating it and then masturbating with her pooey hand
>>224545664>impetigo on toastfucking grim you mate. real grim.
>really great date on sunday>both of us messaged afterwards saying we had a great time>messaged this morning saying we should go on a second date>nothing all dayit's over, isn't it?if i wake up to no text then i'll assume so
>>224545682erm
>>224545534it's okay if it feels like your life isn't worth living rn, it's okay to just let it be like that for a bit. let things just be be worthless and terrible for a while, who cares. you've sat in it for this long already right, so what's a bit more
>>224545664didn't even try to evenly distribute the toppings
>>224544652Disapprove of this edition, me. Yes, my opinion is the only one that counts. No, you needn't retort.
>>224545697if she texts you no I'd say that's a pretty good sign it's over as well you're very perceptive
>>224545694>>224545705*flies off to dubai*
>>224545697going on a 1st date on a sunday already meant it was over
>>224545632If you are getting laid tomorrow mate why are you so upset that you want to kill yourself?
>>224545697and people wonder why im avoidantcouldnt be dealing the emotional investment only to be ghosted
>>224545664But of me to be fair
One of the most famous people in my city held the rank of “Exalted Cyclops” in the Ku Klux Klan’s local Klavern
>>224545697over
>>224545765Not real is it
>>224545664cheese looks good, i'd pick it off and eat it
>>224545765ok
>>224545777It's eaten by an ethiopian. Would you still? :3
>>2245455990 replies
>>2245457931 reply
>>224545792VPN dox tranny
devilish hours
>>224545704I’m sorry but what future do I have to look forward to? also why would I wanna stay for something that's terrible I never asked to be born I never consented to it.
she wanna drive a sedanhe wanna go to japannigga heil hitler
>>224545697sometimes people take a while to text back, it's nothing personal. give it a day or two
>>224545812bizarre and nonsensical post
>>224545815Need them dead
Concerned about this yank now, wish he would find inner peace.
>>224545829Kys
>>224545842bizarre outburst
malwarebytesberg is upset that im illegally downloading anime and spamming me something fierce with warnings
>>224545792well no i wouldn't eat something that had already been eaten by an ethiopian
>>224545836if it makes you feel any better i think it's just a schizo on a proxy trying to get replies, not an actual sad person in need of help
>>224545812Nah it's ethiopia
DIE! DIE! DIE!
unless you are an actual npc or a psycho the dating scene is almost impossible for a sensitive man to break into
Happy days are here again.
>>224545893sup reapie
>>224545869>>224545893https://youtu.be/hvMxmQ3aKBE?si=Pf5atR7TeHgFLCeJ
>>224545944Stop with this video game garbage
>>224545952Can't even post the fatality because you have to log in to see it. The fuck man
>>224545629>https://x.com/Japan358926/status/2097013946494668971Thank god videos like this exist I get suicidal anemoia for japan and this shit breaks the spell.
>>224545998i look like this
(1) From the tiny ant(2) From the tiny ant(1) To the elephant(2) To the elephant(1) From the snake to the kangaroo(2) From the snake to the kangaroo(1) From the great white shark(2) From the great white shark(1) To the singing lark(2) To the singing lark(1) Care for them it's up to you(2) Care for them it's up to you(1 & 2) Care for them it's up to you(1 & 2) Care for them it's up to you(1 & 2) No one else will care for them(1 & 2) It's up, it's up, it's up to you!
wish i could've studied at imperial college london. admire anyone who managed to go there.
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and set off a thermonuclear stinkbomb.
Vomited in my sink a few times to only clog it up. Now having the scoop my sick into the toilet.
>>224546055For me it's spewing in the bath
>>224545998>>224546010do you think her farts are a mako green colour?
Chundering into a woman’s arsehole
>>224545820you can stay even though you don't want to. it's painful to stay but leaving is also painful and takes a lot more energy and if you leave, that's entering a huge unknown. at best it will be nothingness, which might sound nice and like a huge relief, but you won't actually experience the sensation of that relief because it will just be nothingness. you can still experience little bits of relief while you're here though. don't worry about your future rn, you can worry about that or not worry about it another time
>>224545792Leftylol jumping for joy
>>224546093ktim
What shouldu final meal be?Something cheap Something expensive Something just sweet?
If time is an illusion and only spirit exists, alternate universes do not branch forward in time; they exist as a static, simultaneous landscape of all possibilities.
Anyone else got the autism walk?
Not showered. Not even washed my face (to prevent breakouts on my face)Going to pull my bottoms to my belly button for the first time today and forever after today if it works though. Okaaay maybe a 3 hour nap and see if I wake up
>>224546115single cheeseburger from mcdonalds
>>224546117When we die aliens send you straight back into the reincarnation chamber.
>>224546119no idea what that is but I have a very chad-like aura-giving stride
>>224546131
>>224546156It’s when you bounce up and down when you walkI got it bad
>>224545869are you really in ethiopia. is it for work
>>224546119...yh
any hornsea pottery man in
>>224546163ok? if you can walk you can walk, would you rather walk like Mick Foley with a hunched back and
and whatever, I accidentally submitted just then but forgot what to say after "and"
might get swole
Such a tragic twist of fate that amongst the English-speaking world, the place that had the most admiration for Oliver Cromwell and had by far the most Puritan heritage and ancestry; New England and specifically Massachusetts- got almost entirely genetically replaced by Irish Catholics (the people most likely to hate Cromwell and Puritans)
>>224546150moon grabs you and sends you back to the sun? reckon it's more to do with chronos/saturn who must be evaded by forming a syzygy thus we end up in the pleroma and no more of all this illusory fuss
>>224546208They're being replaced too by Asians, Indians, Africans, and Latinos. We'll miss the good old days of Irish Boston when it's gone.
these ethnic lawyers always be in some criminal shit
awkwafina
>>224546264she's no 'lysa
>>224546208Virginia was pro-monarchy and anti-Cromwell. That’s why Charles II called it the “Old Dominion”. The name stuck.
I'M WATCHING YEWCHEWB!!
>>224546251Shocking that they behave the same way regardless of which country they live in.
You can tell that anons and the yanks (whether they were being serious or trolling) stroking moseys ego made his confidence go up as his ability to rizz and his aura with women started shaking and went down for a bit. It's back now and there's almost enough women into me that it's like with men and that will make him break through with talking to them
I understand him in a way you never could and never will because I have looked at him so closely
Automatic AI translation between languages is the 3rd worst thing to ever happen to the state of Israel.
>>224546097good post
I would never troll mousey
>>224546297Yes, yes. The Carolinas too, big hotbed of cavalier loyalty. Up until somewhere in the 20th century, the American culture war was basically Massachusetts vs Virginia deciding the fate of the nation
Mousey gives off ...Rockstar Vibes..
>>224546264>Asians with stereotypical slanty eyes, flat noses, big lips, yellowed skin: popular in the West>Asians with more round eyes, long noses, thin lips, pale skin: popular in Asiamakes you think....
what the squeak
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>>224546343Ah the 4chan woman in question.
shaved the arsehole and now when I fart it's like I've got a megaphone up thereprobably shouldn't have done it you know
Watching yootoob with my friends Cody and Hunter
>>224546343cockmogs me
>>224546383anons forgotten why trees are planted along noisy roads
don't mind me ladsjust promenading with my spoils
>>224546399why is he dressed like a noir detective
Sir John Bull
>>224546399I knew itI knew when he said "incest" he was just talking about cousins occasionally marryingand I agree it's really not as scandalous or taboo as modern pop culture would have you believe
Pokémon showdown after the wank did not bring me any Ws
almost beaten the talos principle
just got home
trvke
>>224546399screaming>>224546502
>>224546502He really is a plant so that a populist leader will never be voted in ever again.
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>>224546502LOL
>>224546521Intel $20Why not just take a fucking picture, Trump Also, he used to brag about how much he's got way more back when he wasn't president for a long time
>>224546502bored of this gimmick now
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9randombattle-2677267190OutplayedELO noob
>>224546455https://x.com/GBNEWS/status/1869719106200449414no he's pretty for it all he says there's nothing wrong with siblings either and wrote about getting into arguments with his mum over it
>>224546595have you played `pokerogue`
new >>224546640>>224546640>>224546640
>>224546521Howl
