Oskar Dirlewanger edition
first for euthanasia
I'm a net positive to society despite never having held a job or paid any taxes
The government can't take your degree right? What's stopping me from maxing out my student loans in Canada, graduating, and then fleeing to Europe? It's not like it's a crime to default on loans and credit score doesn't follow you abroad and they can't garnish wages in Europe.
>>224567825we have that here
Exposed!
>>224567905yes and they need to legalize it here as well
>>22456791317 year old children
>>224567884First of all if they have a subsidiary in the EU they can sue you and secondly in the United States and in Canada charged off debt is still taxed
>The AI agent works by connecting to the user’s apps and services that are a part of everyday workflows, like email, calendars, payments, and other things the individual may regularly use, like apps for health and fitness, the smart home, dining, shopping, music and events, and more.The newest latest and greatest to giving literally all of your personal information over to a megacorporation! And would you look at that, it has a free tier as long as you connect your credit card!
Teens chased me out of the park again
>>224567936>United States and in Canada charged off debt is still taxedIf I don't have any money in Canadian bank accounts, and receive no Canadian income. How can they touch me? I will look into the subsidiary thing.
>>224567976why
>>224567976Zimmerman would have never
>>224567947based. fuck math.
>>224567991Both governments consider it independent income gained. It's to discourage debtors
>>224567995I don't know I never did anything to them but every time they come to the little old playground area where I try to sit and read alone they harrass me until I leave and I can't do anything about it because they're minors
>>224567913only Bart Dickson could write such a great title
I hope only REAL men use /cum/
>>224568023Yeah but they can shut down my bank account or garnish my Canadian or American wages. But if I am working in Europe and have my assets in Europe, aren't I untouchable?
>>224568050Probably not. Banks are extremely litigious
I'm watching this thing about British soldiers going to military prison and they sent one guy to the prison for showing up drunk on duty... Lmfao I thought that was just part of being a soldier
I tk me 2 da mall today to buy some sox. It was rad!
>>224567884Because you wouldn't ever be given a loan. They are limited to citizens in Canada i'm pretty sure.
Eating hot chips and brushing my labubus hair
>>224568111Real shitty skatepark you got there.
>>224568145>Because you wouldn't ever be given a loan. They are limited to citizens in Canada i'm pretty sure.Hahahahaha lmao imagine
>>224567785Based edition
give a frog a loan
LOL
milk
>>224568193Do they really give international students Canadian loans? I thought the loan would come from a Polish bank or something.
Canadians, what's your favorite flavor of beaver cock?Couldn't get enough of these when I visited
>>224568235They literally give housing loans to illegal jeets in Canada. Ask the Canadians
>>224568082>>224568145I am a citizen silly billies. Also the loan is from the government not a bank.
>>224568260They now call fradulent mortgages in Canada a "Brampton Loan" or "Brampton Mortgage" lol
>>224568034grown ass man getting bullied by kids
>>224568170it is not that, but apparently the roof doubles as a ski ring in winter
>>224568259Canadians don't actually eat beaver tails. That's literally just a thing for tourists in Banff and other tourist hotspots. I have literally never even seen them outside Banff.
>>224568332Thats stupidEat braver tails
Is that 'p on the log? I won't be opening it to find out
>>224568358I'll pass on checking
>>224568316Can I buy a home in meme Canada to rent it out? I thought about doing that with property in the Philippines but mostly I'm interested in all international property
I love women more and better than you
>>224568332Canadian cuisine apparently largely doesn't even exist. Poutine and the jiggs dinner. That's it. Name 1 other Canadian dish. You can't.
>>224568358Nah it's just a petite woman
What ze fook
>>224568406And yet you're an incel, curious
>>224568406women don't love you tho LOL
>>224568409>Name 1 other Canadian dishMark Carney's penis. The boomers in Canada eat it daily
>>224568439>>224568463it's a creative appreciation of beauty, lesser minds simply wouldn't understand
just watched a nigga get slimed out on wikipedia
>>224567785It's almost impossible to get a job at. Chain company because they never Return calls You can't Apply in person Can't even ask for them to read your resume You can beg them for work but they will drop you over nothign
listening to Bruce Dickinson's cousin's 90's shoegaze band
>>224568409Yeah fair enough and basically accurate
>>224568534I got a job at target, but it took 3 applications
>>224568332They're all over in Montreal and QCEven if they're a tourist thing, I've never seen them outside of Canada, so as far as I know, they're a Canadian speciality
>>224568534Hell yeah brother! How's the Jim Beam treating you?
>>224567913>paid them for nude picsthey sound like whores
>>224568549Lmao there was a guy in my area
>>224568318I know but what can I do? Their parents are never around and obviously I can't film their behavior. Even if they weren't teens I couldn't fight them because it's a main group of three and sometimes a fourth kid and a girl. I can't ignore them because they have tons of obnoxious stunts and nothing better to do. All I can do is leave so what's your solution?
Finding a job is such a humiliation ritual I'm glad I been at the same place for ten years
>>224568550quebeckers aren't real canadians
I cannot create a thread on 4chan because "posting from my ip range pool was blocked" or smth like that. I don't know when exactly this ban will be expired. What should I do? /cum/ is probably the only general where I don't feel awkward to post random thoughts.
>>224568608Quebecois be like>Souhaitez vous le DARK CHOCOLATE KIT KAT?
>>224568613If it makes you feel better I respect Kazakhstan more than Russia
>>224568613>/cum/ is probably the only general where I don't feel awkward to post random thoughtsWell you should
>>224568409Ketchup chips
>>224568698Dill pickle chips are better
just too marvelous for words
>>224568613I was rangebanned on /tv/ for 5 years. They don't even ever check, they just Rangeban and forget about it. The only reason I became able to post was I got a new phone in a different area
the odds of getting cancer in your lifetime are 1 in 2
>>224568613Is there really more than one 4chan poster in Kazakhstan
>>224567785just started this recently, Hitler was literally me when he was in high school and his early 20's.
>>224568533Does Wikipedia still have special pages dedicated to funny wikipedia editor jokes and humor?
>>224568757Hitler was mad into anime
>>224568755https://m.youtube.com/watch
>>224568332They're fair food, no different to deep fried mars bars or whatever. Obviously you're not going to see them outside of amusement parks, fairs, or other touristy stuff.When I was a kid I knew them as elephant ears, "beaver tail" are a specific chain version of them.
i chew my cud
>>224568613You're just screwed unless you want to put a bunch of effort into finding vpns that aren't banned
I 100% believe Hitler was autistic (and that's a good and beautiful thing)
>>224568814I guess they kind of are just fancy elephant ears.
>>224568757Sorry, I was unaware of how influential your smile, tone and knowledge were in the heat of the moment. Cannnot believe I saw you saw four people on not only Ai, but why ai is the way it is and diving into how it could be beneficial.
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>>224568750>>224568824Wtf is the reason? Some retard from "neighbouring" ip fucked me up?
Elbows status?
>unions disappear>middle class dies>deal with jeets all day nowYou were right Joe. I'm sorry I voted for an orange jew lover. I failed you.
>>224568204HIS OLD MAN'S A ROLLIN' STONE
>>224569005To be fair this has been like a thing since like Bush
i’ve been being american for 26 years when am i gonna get shot already
Thoughts on this?
>>224568755https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/224032447I remember this thread and there certainly were at least 3-5 different posters under our flag.
>>224569062Momberg LOVES that shit
>>224569062Had to fight back tears when I saw mom pulling this travesty out of the pantry
California is to America what America is to the rest of the world
>>224569005>UNIONS DISAPPEARUnions exist in the sectors in which they're permitted. The only other areas where a union could be justified are wagie spots like McDonalds or Walmart, and those companies just close the whole store if employees suggest organization with a union (they did it in Quebec years ago). The unions that helped with the middle class did so because they were representing blue collar vocations. Majority of households were single income, man was the breadwinner, and he worked a job as a truck driver, plumber, mason, etc. Ergo, the shift from unionized blue collar work to non-unionized white collar wageslave jobs, combined with women entering the workforce (and they don't do any blue collar jobs), means the middle class has effectively shifted to "white collar". The absence of unions is incidental to it, not a product of it.
I don't respect the opinion of a country poorer than mine
>>224569062love cheesy scalloped taters
>>224568926Probably, rando somewhere spamming child porn on vpns or whatever, my cell region was always blocked until the sharty hack lol
You's guys wanna beer or nah?
>>224569236steel reserve please. thank you
>>224569236sure, as long as it isn't an am*rican beer
>>224569143do you often have conversations with entire countries?
what happens when AI gets our IP addresses and identifies us here?
Ultra incel fiesta mode
>>224569319curbstomped that retard into oblivion
>>224569183Mmm cheesy brocoli is yummo too
Organizing the porn folders. Lot more gock in there than I remembered.
>>224569352It only needs writing style it could probably group posts already if someone cared to make it try
AI just solved a 90-year old math problem.
>>224569143Here's the list of such countries
>>224569319we all go on tiktok and start doing dance challenges
>>224569471Yeah we know grandpa
>>224569471...so what's the answer?
>>22456951142
>>224569481*of countries whose posters you respect
>>224569352ill threaten to kms and that will distract it long enough for me to flee to siberia.
>>224569523Are you a Rybakina fan?
>>224569471supposedly
>>224569517The Hitchhiker's Guide features a dedication to Paul Simon's One-Trick Pony, Simon's smooth jazz MOR (YACHT ROCK) record. It took 30 years between I first read that dedication as a little boy and my first hearing that album a couple of years ago, but even then I was not yet into boaty cali sounds. that's up next!
>>224569481Ehhhh maybe take Ireland off the list otherwise very respectable
>>224569471>steal work from someone else>pretend you solved it>not even verified yet before trying to take credittypical fag jew
Im a net positive to society because I have big titties and a small waist and a fat ass
>>224569544apparently it stole research from other mathematicians.
>>224569610Almost (or just) all of them are insanely rich because they're tax havens tho
>>224569655It's more important to solve the problem than have it sit under some tenured fat fuck's ass forever.
>>224569643muy interesante
tho this sounds more like Graceland than like yacht rock at first (re)listen despite the studio musicians and this album preceding Graceland by half a decade or more
Most of the people who post here are midwits or twits with sub-100 IQs. Not even worth reading or replying to them.
>>224569471based AI mogging math nerds
Who here will die an incel besides me of course
12 magicians have died trying to do a bullet catch trick
AM I POOPIN'?YES I AMAM I POOPIN'?HOLY SHIDDI FINK I AMtraditional scotch brekkingtonburgh todaykorean noodlespan fried scotch salmonair fried cabbagepropa LUSH dat wunset me self up for a propa exandgliatin' poopinghamshire isnae itverily indeed
jerma not beating the trans allegations today
>>224569789You watching Phil and Tiafart?
>>224569749I like twits!
>>224569788You're supposed to keep a bullet concealed in your mouth and push it between your teeth after the cap goes off
>>224569789did you attain any knowledge from yon fish?
idc about politics because i'm a accelerationist
i'm a stone-cold doomer
graceland is a decent arse record but imo, usin' deez african fellas to make music for you is cheating especialy as like sum of deez riffs on the record were written independently beforehand and simon just put dem on the recordlike people are like oo agh diss special cozz sum african fellas on itwell paul simons cheatingdifferent to talking heads remain in the light where maybe inspired by african riddims but they actually just made their own compositions radder than like outting some african fellas pre-composituon on der or getyin african fellas to write stuff for youso dats why graceland is overratedlike it wouldnt be celebrated as much if he was daein' the same songs on a yacht rock template
>>224569875you're a narcissist
we all narcissists in life
the song One Trick Pony sort of alternates between yachty swing and an awkward Paul McCartney stomp, it is a strange pairing of musicians for sure
You're a one horse pony
what is everypony doing rn?
currently reading women's intimacy complains
It’s been 322 days since I’ve been ghosted and I’m still mad. I still stalk her socials
but the album doesn't motivate me to watch the associated movie. I've always had reservations re musicals itfp.
what if i do your ass in labubu dubai chocolate style
At this point civilizational collapse is the ideal scenario
next gen gock
>>224570099gocktech
All the women who ghosted me owe me sex
>>224569978fink RAM is a gud mcartney recorddat opener is wun of the GOATSTOO MANY PEOPLEPREACHING PRACTISES
>>224570099Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
>>224570139but you are a khhv
It’s not rape if she led me on. Well maybe it is but it’s still justified
All the women who refuse to approach me owe me sex
>>224570096feel like these guys should look a lot older. feels like millenia they been making south park.
>>224570166It's not rape if you can prove you were passionately in love
it's all legal, and with papers, this is my new jungle driver
>>224570096typical millennial writers utterly obsessed with 'trump bad'
sex is a psyop and therefore, not real.
Imagine gock instead of glock, you could "my gock jammed"
there was a time i liked that justin timberlake album where all the songs are like 8 minutes longwasnae a bad record in fairness
>>224570199that's called sounding, wherein you insert a metallic cylinder in your dickhole
god if you love me let a sniper blow my head off as i’m walking down the street unsuspectingly
God I should have just fucking hung myself that day, my suffering would have been over
girlfriend dumped me, but remained friends with my mother. would see pics of them laughing, hanging out at a bar, on myspace
>>224570222i prefer death during sleepy time
>>224570231Literally what? My mother would never do something like that. Why didn’t you beat and kill her?
>>224570192...millennial? they're nearly 60
i prefer to live forever
There was this one Muslim baddie who ghosted me, I should have plastered her photos on /cum/
>>224570226dont say that dude. if you ended it today you would never be able to play gta 6 or watch avengers: doomsday.
Nothing more painful than seeing a bitch who ghosted you living her life
>wagies get off work>thread turns suicidal
>>224570343Dubs and I fucking do it
>>224570317who even watches capeshit?
>>224570355Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla.
>>224568397>Can I buy a home in meme Canada to rent it out?Yeah, some provinces have some extra taxes on foreigners buying property but there are many ways around this evidentially because every Persian, Jeet, or Chinaman still buys homes here.
>>224570221Or glass
>>224570355kek
>>224570355
How does a lowly scrub pleb like me ascend to the Epstein class? What do i have to do?
>>224570408Small loan of a million dollars
I’m never going to hear back from her. I despise women so much
>>224570355Livestream your suicide at the whitehouse
I feel like I'm being made fun of
>>224570387all of the videos i have watched featured metallic rods.
I think I might have some kind of bipolar disorder. I’d sooner die than take medication thougheverbiet
set yourself on fire for tibet, it will be a huge news story
>>224570435
>>224570453fuck you
>>224570455more like for David Tibet and I'm setting fire to a joint
I’d post the social media account of the bitch who ghosted me but one of you faggots would snitch
john fatterman
>>224570419Definitely more than a mill in 2026
I think I’m going to redownload hinge just to look at all the attractive women who will never love me
just throwing away my powerups with wild abandon because i dont really give a shit about this game anymore might as well have some "fun" before i quit ya know
>did research and close reading for a post in another thread>no responseWhy should I even bother effortposting?
absolute godlike balladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaQhiPjbXRg
>>224570524For me it's downloading five dating apps swipe a hundred times on each, then delete the app in disgust and jerk off
Between unemployment and a garbage shit job, unemployment wins hands down
If you keep talking about women you have experience with I might have to send a couple of raping niggers your way
i intimately understand the incel struggle. my gf likes to call me an incel during sex.
I hope my parents don’t have a funeral when I eventually kill myself
more than once i've torrented multi-hundred gb of site-rips of porn and quickly deleted all of it in shame and regret
>>224570543>posting in outer /int/Your first mistake
>>224570619It was on a different board
Evens I buy more lotto tickets for tonight Dubs I don’t
>>224570499why so you fink thats some kinda revenge tho. not like /cummers/ are garn do anyfing wiv that. theyll just look at her pics and say you missed out on a gud arse shaggin'
the biggest mistake a gambler can make is quitting before winning it big
>>224570543sorry but you have to post a twitter screencaps and/or obvious bait to get replies my friend
Who downloads porn
fink free bird may be wun of the GOAT 70s songs
Her last post was 2 hours ago btw
Been listening to incelcorehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oVBWoWyfzf8&pp=ygURQml0Y2ggaGFyZCBjaHJpc3Q%3D&ra=m
>>224570726>ctrl f "think">zero results>ctrl f "fink">3 resultsLEAVELEAVELEAVEFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCKING DIEFUCK OFFGET OUTGET OUT YOU ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE YOU ARE FUCKING EVILDO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF? BECAUSE I WILLLEAVELEAVELEAVEFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFF
sprayin opp block down wit da gock
i only listen to certified official old school bangers for OGs onlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5QukAC-jqE
>>224570724me only if it's top tier
i am very anti simp
>>224570847Teach me your ways
where are my wizard /frens/?
the second a female pays attention to a male even the most hardened bitter blackpilled incel will turn into a giga simp.
>>224570817i don't think most normies care about child molesters who molest little boys (because most normies are gynocentric and only care about girls)
>>224570870And they'll do it every time. Remember, simp is short for simpleton.
she was born to have sex with me, thats why god put her on this earth
>>224570870this is true. eventually the brazilian incel will be in here gushing about getting a text from some girl.
>>224570856i'm built different
This world is gonna kick you in the faceSometimes it′s best to know your placePut your head down and get on itThis world will prey upon your dreadSome days you'll wish that you were deadBut you′re told that's how it's s′pposed to beThe stress will go straight to your headAnd if you′re lucky you'll get aheadBut if it doesn′t work out for youYou'll have breakdown in your own living roomEverything′s a stymieNo strength to keep on fightingThere's no point in trying now[Chorus]It′s overIt's overIt's overIt′s overIt′s over, it's hopeless nowIt′s overIt's overIt′s overIt's overIt′s over, there's no way out
>>224570892no, i'm stone cold, you just arent built for it like i am
my tier of woman is obese, ugly, mentally ill
Short women are a red flag
>>224570870I'm at the blackened stage where when this happens i just ignore it and endure onward
How do I filter flags/posts on my phone?
In a different era most terrorists would have been regarded as heroic warriors
wow
>tell me about yourselfWhat's the proper way to respond to this trick question?
My dad retired after 30 years of doing help desk and now he makes $8k/month in gibs.
this girl looks like this one girl i see at gym and shes not even the sexiest one
>>224570724With things how they are if you see something you really like you better save it because it might not be there tomorrow.
Coffee makes me so nervous i enter into this semi disassociated state where I can't hold a conversation at all. Yet i can't stop drinking this demon juice
>>224570975i like anime and video games, thats about it really
>>224570975What do you normally type?
what if there was an anime videogame
>>224570986shut up simp
>>224570975What do you mean by that
>>224571025you would think i would like that but i generally dont
women are not actually attracted to men who are very muscular
>>224571033I'm joking >>224571017Irl I mean
>>224570980I can't conceptualize working at one place for 30 years straight. That's deeply horrifying to me
>>224571080A toned man? They love. Muscular roid monsters? Despise
>>224570998phwoar love caffeine me
im in my 'fat ugly bastard' phase rn
>>224571109Vagina people love fat men tho. Something about fat disgusting jovial bastards is a major turn on to the XX-tards
my gock phase is over
Secret to Jenga is to start at the bottom. Its more stable because of the weight and its where all the gravity is.
set phasers to fuck
A really good way to use AI animation would be to adapt all the original Conan stories. People would love it, judging by how revered the first Arnie movie is.
Normies use chat gpt to draft text messages. The mental concentration to write a text message is too difficult for them
Need to buy pesticides for my pumpkin patch fucking melon worms are fucking it all up
>>224571189Most college students are using AI to cheat. The situation is fucking hopeless
pesticles
being dead is like never having existed
>>224571210college professors are using AI to check their answers
>>224571233Life is just a temporary nightmare
i'm using AI to generate images of futa women
>>224571233nah holmes, you go up to da great barrio in the sky to landscape wit Haysus forever wey
>>224571250I’m going to need to see some evidence
https://litter.catbox.moe/tgsjbf.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/tgsjbf.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/tgsjbf.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/tgsjbf.mp4
>>224571233Wrong being dead is like hyperliving where you relive every experience with your perceptions cranked up to 100 over and over again for eternity from your perspective even if its only seconds to living things
just watched Alicia Witt go swimming with her dog in her backyard pool
My dad showed me his memory box, or whatever the thing you put sentimental objects from your past is called. It got me thinking that I don’t have one and will probably never have one. What would there to even show my potential future children? >this is the controller your daddy used to waste his summers on >This is the game I wasted countless hours on >Here are some photos of me being a disgusting incel in highschool
>>224570964call me old fashioned but id rather drink a beer than take something that can give me psychosis
>>224571307>What would there to even show my potential future children?your 4chan posts
>>224570964HARM TO UR MOM'S SNATCH (100)
How do I filter flags/posts on my phone??
wish i had a barrel of pork, a pork barrel
how do i filter phone posters?
>>224571357Alt F4
ahhhh. tummy full of steak and broccy. shower takey all nice and clean fuaaah~! time to nest and watch kino until beddy bye time.
>>224571350I'd rather be porkin your mother lol
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>>224571409Grow up
>>224571307Print out your 4chan posts and put your cum rag inside
>>224571409extremely jasonesque post, hopefully God kills you in your sleep.
I am like the all-devouring maw of a mythic beast, only my food is 80's & 90's new age tape channels on youtube
making gay sex look cool
>>224571307>my potential future childrenAnon....
americanized chinese food tests better than actual chinese food
And isn't it fascinating that painting used to play a notable role in H'wood blockbusters as recently as the 90's? You had huge photorealistic matte paintings for indoor sets, and a lot of the poster art was still commissioned to commercial graphic artists then. When I was a kid I used to read a translation of the PKD Blade Runner novel and I don't think I even knew the illustration on the cover was a painting for decades, it looked just like a composite of movie images!
>>224571548ok cletus
btw, the album covers I know of that are photorealistic paintings:>Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation>Jethro Tull - Songs From The Woodand both fooled me until I read what they really were
just did a massive bike ride and I am EXHAUSTED
This thread is very Islamophobic
Angry Birds Terrence oiled up twerking Rule 34 4K Ultra Quality
>>224571595Based :)
>>224571591not nearly enough
though that part about commercial graphic artists was a bit confused, I mean, they still do the same job, only they put in less work now
When I say Racism you say sorry!Racism!
>>224571591
real picture
>>224571633
>>224571468>>224571476wudey poos :p
also, I saw AI art at a burger place todayit was pretty tastefulit was one of those Euro every burger is 15 bucks placesexcept for the smash burger, that was only 12no double patties, that's another 5 bucks on top
>>224571642Moms gonna love this picture tomorrow morning
>>224571233corr decent to strong on diss 'ttington
>>224571640Would have been funny if she put on headphones instead
>>224571643I chuckledthat movie was almost good
bake a new thread bitch, chop chop.
>>224571548General Tso's chicken do be hittin'
>>224571697I remember when I failed to bake a Richard Brautigan bread cause I was really drunkit was a black day in my reckoning
last time i baked someone beat me by 1 second and everyone used that thread instead. im not reliving that utter humiliation again.
I want to go to the supermarket but city flooded....
>>224569655>stoleThat's not how math or science works. The point is to solve the thing. It's not sone intellectual properties rights bullshit.
Chop chop slave make a new one
>>224571718Janny banned my IP from baking so I do not face this issue
>>224571740