Who would win?Internationally speaking
>>224573055there's no way this will happen, but if it did i think the chimp would win. animals have no idea about rules. it would be totally savage, biting off his nose and all his fingers before tearing his face and arms and legs off. it has no idea about being a "Fair Sport"he's gonna try to punch this chimp and it will just grab his arm and bite it, spraying blood everywhere. come on It's like those bull fights in spain except he doesnt even have a spear, so he's fucked
probably the brasilian
>>224573104which one?
>>224573055Very rude to refer to adesanya like that
>>224573055Well it's gonna set the record straight then won't it. Many people have made wild claims about chimps ripping people apart in the past.
>>224573055The mma fighter wins, one single kick in the head and the chimp is goneTry against a gorilla next time
>>224573103Anon they'd just put the chimp in headgear to keep it from biting and put gloves on it so it can't tear the guy's feet off at the ankles.
>>224573360thats not fair then you're just beating a defenseless animal. wheres the fun in that
>>224573438is he ok
>>224573438Tetsuo final form
>>224573248zamn..
>>224573055If he could get a choke hold and choke the chimp to death, he could win. Otherwise, the chimp will win due to being faster, more agile, sharp teeth and kg for kg, more muscled.
>>224573248Isn't that a gorilla? Those guys are supposed to be surprisingly chill.
>>224573438aww he's smiling
>>224573438>when you stub your toe
Bump
>>224573248Gorillas have ridiculously small dicks, obviously low t, no way a man could lose to that.
>>224573055The MMA fighter.Joe rogan completely ruined how people see chimps. An average chimp is losing to a peak human 9/10 times.
>>224573055>1-0 amateurhope he gets mauled for idiot
if the chimp is muzzled with boxing gloves strapped to its arms. otherwise he is a dead man
The idea that chimps have superhuman strength comes from faulty research. They're not stronger than humans. As for all the biting, that's a double edged sword. Can't really do that without exposing your head
>>224575515This, a chimp can maul you mainly due to their teeth and lack of restraint when being aggressive theyre not actually much stronger than us jusy slightly denser muscles they evolved into vs us mainlt evolving into being an endurance build
>>224573239>wild claimsThere are at least two confirmed attacks on humans where chimps deliberately targeted the face, hands, feet and genitals. Exactly as they do on other chimps (see: Gombe war).Chimps are psychopaths that would rather torture you than kill you if given the chance. At least a tiger will tear out your windpipe or bite your neck. You won't suffer for long. In the Gombe war, some chimps were tortured for over an hour before being left to die. Not killed mind you, left to die.
>>224573055The Chimp. It doesn't need to know MMA, it is insanely strong, insanely fast and can quite literally rip his arms off.
>>224573494Yeah, the therapy chimpanzee will be with him soon.
>>224573438
>>224575960You are describing non-european beahavior. This is problematic and racist and you should delete this post
>>224575960>>224576124They're going to put a mask on the chimpanzee, you idiots. Without its teeth, it's not dangerous.
>>224576158Please don't call Cole Johnson a chimpanzee.
>>224576158yeah its teeth are the only problem
>>224576230Im a Black Belt BJJ and could defeat a teethless chimp easily like i already did here
>>224576282I don't see how a black belt in blow job jerking is useful in this situation.
>>224576282How would anyone be able to tell who won?
>>224573438ibuprofen and he'll be alrite
>>224573055How is this not just animal abuse? Obviously the mma fighter is going to win.
>>224573463>you're just beating a defenseless animal. wheres the fun in thatthat's the fun part?
>>224573438this is a woman btw
>>224573463Tell that to bull fighters.
>>224573123heh
>>224578281Animal abuse is okay if it's funny
>>224573103Just this, couldn't have said it any better
>>224573438That was a 60 year old obese woman. She didn’t stand a chance. A trained 100kg man wouldn’t be got like that. A grown chimp weighs on avarage 45kg. You can pick it up and slam it. Like the scenario >>224573103 is talking about with the “grabbing his arm”. You can quite literally swing the little shit like you would a toddler. They have insane grip strength. That’s about it
>>224573103The chimp will be muzzled and his nails removed. Animals can’t fight.
you niggas aint got no sense, like zero understanding of natural world surrounding youit's just a fucking animal, weighting like 40 kilos, 100 kilos cagefighting motherfucker needs one strike to bash that filthy ass apes face in>bite off fingerhow? He's keeping up fists>bite off nosehow? He's keeping up a guard>chimp grip strenghtits slow and stupid>bounce on himone slam and the apes brain is leaking through earsits just simple phisics
>>224573055Shan't be watching unless the chimp is coked up.
>>224573055Seems unlikely to be true unless they do the fight in some anarchic shithole country. But if it is it seems like a lose lose situation and a very stupid idea for him. If he wins people will hate him because of animal cruelty and if he loses he might get his eyes gouged out or some fingers torn off.
>>224573103Humans have the same strength when under adrenaline influence. And we have legs built for kicking and stomping. A 100kg human wipes the floor with a 50kg chimp.Chimps are a fucking religion to you people.
>>224573438>Hits humans tanked
>>224573055Wouldnt it be funny if it just cried and got hit and everyone has to feel bad for even contemplating who would win
>>224573055>>224573103The fighter just needs to walk up to the chimp and punch it once really hard in the head, right? The chimp won't know to defend.
>>224584999inb4 the chimp doesn't realize it's a fight and just tries to climb out of the ring while ignoring the MMA fighter
>>224573055The kiwinigger will get mauled. Heavily
>>224573055I doubt it'll happen since win or lose the guy is gonna be prosecuted for animal cruelty. Also the official website has crypto bets set up so I suspect it'll be a crypto rug pullIf it does happen, it's likely that the chimp will be heavily sedated. To even the odds they might also opt for a female which are less aggressive
>>224575498yeah just dickmog him do death
>>224578281Any sport with Indians involved is also animal abuse.
>>224584892>Chimps are a fucking religion to you peopleThey are anti-Human redditors
>>224573438just walk it off
