A life of regret editionPrevious >>224573337
>>224574677
any millionaires here?
baby oil has arrived.
>>224574685I own 2 properties which value over $1million, but both have large mortgages on them.
>>224574700richfag
Finna boutta burst
>>224574700can i come live in them
So yeah... that's a thing.
only incels think that strangling children so hard that their eyeballs pop out of their head is bad. normal people realize that this is actually good.
>>224574705No, in USD that's probably like $650k. Both are unglamorous condos in suburban Toronto.
Today, I realized what I really want in a relationship, is an outlet for my maternal energy even though I am a man (not trans or gay). I want to dote and fuss over someone. I wonder if that's common, and people don't realize it, or am I just a big fag with brain damage?
it must be so insane to cum inside a 10/10 bitch. but the pain it takes to get there would ruin the whole experience, like so many other things
>>224574687It's pretty easy to stop by when you're commuting home
The Clancy trial has me thinking that tiktok use should disqualify you from jury duty.
I suspect Steve Wallis murdered his wife Jess. Within 2 years of her passing he already had a serious girlfriend. You don't just find a wife and then she dies and then you fall ass-backwards into another gf.
>>224574731But I want to go hooommmeeee
>>224574733how do you even vet them?
Have you considered maybe just maybe being a decent fucking human being?
>>224574733It will certainly raise new questions when selecting jurors
>>224574744what?
>>224574728It's a pretty validating experience ngl
Can we - can we just... not?
>>224574685
Just let out an insane fart
aaaaaaaaaaaa wtf kind of cursed bullshit is this
>>224574733wish the orange fella banned tiktok when he had the chance
>>224574762revving up a dirtbike engine type of fart?
My animal puked on the floor
>>224574769It was never going to be banned, he just needed to bully China into selling it to Jews who now control it.
anyone wanna play videogames
if Edgar Allan Poe has been from Joisey he'd be Edgar Allan Ohh
>>224574783I'll play Peak or tabletop sim
we have a trade war going and and retarded leafs are instead mad that their pet puked on the floor
>>224574774they're not doing a very good job of controlling it then
>>224574795It's okay to pay attention to multiple things at once
im drinking milk that came from a female's tit
>>224574795Better to focus on problems you can fix than one you cannot.
>>224574699It's alright, not as intricate as the nicer wines but not weirdly chemical to my taste buds. Some other cheap wines are just not flavorful too
Carney warns of tough times ahead as tariffs take effect
>>224574718How would you feel if you took a poo got psychosis and ended up killing your family? not too good I bet. walk a mile in her shoes chud
business idea: canadian semen as an alternative to maple syrup
>>224574808unlike Trump who just lies about prosperity starting tomorrow and how Iran is done in 2 weeks
can we talk about politics really quick
>>224574800How would you know what you're missing if you can't see what you're missing? And they are, Nick Fuentes toks used to consistently rank in the top 10 and now they're basically gone forever.
>>224574821no we're talking about MLP
People think the CIA is "conservative"lmao no it isn'tthe CIA has been full of liberals and Trotskyite commies since the beginning
>>224574808>Old chomo tells Canadians he's going to skullfuck the economy and they must thank him for itlol what a wretched old nigger that guy is. hope he tanks shit and boomers lose their pensions.
>>224574830alr
>>224574693Diddy…
>>224574829DIESLIT YOUR THROATBLEED
>>224574829Y'all be talking about my little pony I be talking about mster limited partnerships
It’s pathetic how much I still think of her. God I hope she dies violently.
>>224574770No man it was like a bomb going off
So... that's kind of not ok?
>>224574685I have almost two hundred dollars in my account
bring back the mayan ballgame and have that decide the presidency
>>224574809i am a saggitarius though, the stars have ordained that such an event could never happen to me
Sooooooooo....yeah. THAT just happened.
>>224574855Damn your mom was that overbearing huh
>>224574861Yikes! Let’s unpack this Licensed X here, here’s why you’re wrongX is good actually
>>224574873he's right behind me, isnt he?
>>224574885*GULP*Like, ZOINKS sc00000000b
>>224574880IANALX (I am not a licensed X), but….
>>224574868i forgot to mention instead of normal both teams and the losing candidate are sacrificed to xibalba. that way nobody is involved unless they stake their life on it.
Suicide is the only logical choice for me but I’m too much of a coward to do so
Licensed NEET here. Here's why you're wrong.
>>224574912me and who?
my cells have holes
should women have sex with me? lets debate this
>>224574897Doing it would be cowardly. Suicide is literally called “the coward’s way out”
if you work more than 0 hours a week lower your tone when speaking to >>224574899
>>224574919GO TO THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW
>>224574912but who will fill Canada's gaped Hudson Bussy?
>>224574783yea lets do it
>>224574922Then explain why whenever I tie a noose I can never go through with it? The only reason is I’m terrified of the thought of non-existence
>>224574931Russia is coming for youuu
Hexing the thread so that the next post ending in 37 gets a disfiguring facial fungal infection.
>>224574936uwu :3
>>224574935>The only reason is I’m terrified of the thought of non-existenceThen why the fuck would you want to kill yourself?Think rationally here
okay enough politics, let's talk gock
This is my cat
NEETs know more about the world than job havers. NEETs, having more time alone, being more Internet savvy, and having more autistic tendencies, have far more opportunity and skill for learning how the world works. Normies should defer to NEET expertise on important matters.
>>224574941>disfiguring facial fungal infectionI have this in the most milf possible way since I have dandruff in my eyebrows
>>224574946i wish it were real.
alright goys time for bed, sleep tight my /cum/farts
>>224574943Because it’s a final end to my suffering.
America is collapsing due to their demented leader and some people wanna discuss girl cock
Dogberg
Dad sent me a video of a skunk digging holes in his yard
>>224574952i have dandruff, i had it in eyebrows on time but it went away, now i have on the side burns even though the hair dandruff is controlled
google goes full goy mode whenever you include "suicide" or something adjacent in your searchseeing the internet become so pozzed makes me want to commit suicide
>>224574959Gn>>224574964Literally what else can we do?
>>224574949>give someone all the time in the world to study or make art>they squander it gooning and playing old video games from their childhood
>>224574959its barely 9PM
>>224574964Pretty sure even people in war zones don't talk about politics 24/7
>>224574974google is always full goy mode
>>224574974LOL
>>224574971There are lots of skunks in my neighborhood, they live in the storm drains and come out at night
>>224574978For us urbane East Coasters it's after midnight.
Suicide is bad
>>224574993I can't read these runes
>>224574974There was a website called lost all hope that gave detailed instructions on each individual suicide method. Last I checked the page for suicide methods was inaccessible
>>224575002It's evil to help others commit suicide unless they have extreme chronic pain or a terminal illness
>>224574997Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
>>224574974I only use websites that are linux console compatible
>I only use websites that are linux console compatible
thank god we can go to our doctor and get MAID in 5 minutes
I FUCKING HATE NATURALISTIC LANGUAGE IN ERROR MESSAGES. YOU ARE NOT HUMAN, YOU ARENT "WORKING ON IT". JUST GIVE ME AN ERROR CODE AND FUCK OFF!!!!!
>>224575003girls like this have transitioned to e-girl or being a "dude"
What was your biggest "that wasn't on my bingo card" moment
Fuck all y'all Ima go back to the financial times comments section
>>224575003roflolololololol pwned XD
The roaches in my room seem to be getting more aggressive with each other as summer is ending. Before, whenever I saw them, usually they were hiding in little groups. Now, occasionally I see one chasing another across the floor as if to get it out of its territory. Even when the lights are on. They must know that winter is on its way, maybe this is their way of ensuring resources only go to the strongest among them during hard times?
So find around and fuck out.
>>224575002Yeah even though they primarily showed how most methods fail it's become taboo to discuss suicide in detail, or to discuss the idea that it's anything other than the results of a chemical imbalance
>>224575034how many can you fit in your mouth
>go to restaurant>guy who owes me money us the busboy>said he’d pay me back unprompted>asks my number so we can arrange when and where >text him later “so when can you pay me back”>no response Why even bring it up in the first place if you weren’t even going to pay me back?
>>224575037we've gone full circle in not being able to talk about it
Might go crazy and have a second sparkling water
>>224575034One day you'll wake up and an eggsac will be attached to your legIt will become your new ballsack
>>224575022Winning 5k on the lottery
>>224575039This post is missing some words
>>224575039Cause it worked like a charm lol
>>224575038I never thought about that before. They're the really little ones, so, probably a good sized handfull? Not that I would ever want to of course.
>>224575047I've had 3 already
>>224575039Report him to his boss. Nobody wants a deadbeat working for them.
>>224575037Enjoy your leprosy.
>>224575022Biggest ever? Probably the Kirkening
cockroach girl is pretty chill once you get past the unhinged cockroach eating
>>224575037I work EMS and it’s insane how draconian the rules are in regards to forcefully admitting suicidal patients. If someone evens hints that they are suicidal we have the full legal right and obligation to forcefully admit them to the nearest hospital
>>224575022getting a colonoscopy
why are so many of you apparently ok with living and sleeping in thriving ecosystems why not clean
>>224575064Bro, the Kirkiversary is in 2 days!
>>224575052I already accepted I’m not getting the money back because we live in a cucked nation that doesn’t allow me to shoot someone for not paying me back. It’s just annoying when the retard keeps saying he’s going to pay me back when I just don’t give a shit anymore
the backshots room
I mean... yeah?
>>224575099Hey says that to buy time and avoid confrontation. He's stupid and thinks you are too.
I wish god was real
>>224575074Doesn't this vary by state? I know it's easy in some places, and conditions in hospitals vary a lot
>>224575084why arent you
just crushed a FAGGOT mosquito
>>224575116>t.
>>224575115In Illinois at least it’s like this
Total flea death
>>224574677Uncomfortably relatable OP image
>>224575127That frog and spider are eating like kings.
happened to me
>>224575064same. its like someone assassinating boogie2988.
>>224575142Almost 10 pm and it's still 90 outside
i've never even heard of this kirk dude until he died
A lot of people think LC is a result of a culture that rejects responsibility, which I think is true, but it avoids answering why that's happening in the first place. The US cultural zeitgeist and education system is essentially determinist. A person's nature is determined scientifically without the consideration of a soul or special human will. We're expected to embrace a naturalist position on things we can change, which has put a lot of uncomfortable pressure on things we can't. Especially things like race, sex, and sexual orientation. Culturally we treat these things that are immutable as also being unjudgable. Wherever determinism and naturalism creates an unfixable problem, the only solution that represents a liberal democratic society is to choose tolerance. Extended to the mental state, we've created a situation where the chemical or physical brain influence over a person's will is becoming an immutable and thus unjudgable thing. In other words, a person's mental health. We say that a person can't be judged when they aren't in the right state of mind. But a person who commits murder is never in the right state of mind, and we don't understand enough about the mind or at least, the mind in the moment of a murder, to be able to make a determination on whether or not they "really meant it" when they murdered their kids. The reality of the world we live in (which is something you could never explain to the average normie who is completely removed from nature) is that it calls for pragmatic decisions. Most criminals have some sort of excuse for their behavior, with more or less legitimacy. A pedophile has often been molested as a child, and seeks children near the age it happened to him. A person who commits violent crime was often physically abused as a child or grew up poor in a broken home. We could examine each of their brains and take years trying to figure out what caused their antisocial behavior- but to what end? We can't fix them.
TURN ON CNN THEY GOT LTG
>>224575158he's famous for getting merked by a tranny
>>224575142not to be a fag but its an amblypigid which makes it worse because usually theyre only found in dank cave environments
>>224575158ok
>>224575171i prefer the term slimed
Momberg kept nagging at me despite her knowing my my mouth/tooth hurting (seeing the dentist on Thursday) and I just snapped at her.
>>224575148Still bewildered that Kirk of all people was assassinated. Literally just your average milquetoast conservative YouTuber
>>224575182Im baffled how MIGA made him a martyr
>>224575178jah put di herb in di groun fo evrybady
Not ashamed to admit that katawa shoujo made me cry. Suck my dick
The 3-3-3 Rule: Check In at Three Dates, Three Weeks, and Three Months
>>224575039Why are you loaning money to random bus boys? This seems like a non ideal business
The chancellor of Germany is ugly.
>>224575202Simp manual
>>224575202Check in what?
>>224575160I more or less agree. I’ve always hated not guilty by reason of insanity. Even if they are insane why should care? In fact that’s more of a reason to just kill themBtw I’m probably the only one who fully read that post
>>224575206This pic was right after someone called him racist
>>224575206Idk he looks normalThe president of Serbia is uglier, plus he sucks Russian penis
>>224575217gotta give me all of your personal info first
What's the difference between chancellor, president, and prime minister
>>224575235Looks like Xi Jinping
I think ChatGPT is ghosting me now by saying offensive things intentionally to activate its own protective censor.
>>224575244pms are figureheads for the crown
>>224574959night bud
>>224575206Why is he wearing the little jew hat thingie?
>>224575244Could all mean different things depending on which country you're in. The president of Ireland is purely a figurehead, for instance.
Should I bulk or cut if I wanna be lean
>>224575244a prime minister is a cuckold who gets mad at parliament but has to do everything they say
>>224575223Imagine a future where we have to examine each of the electrical and chemical impulses going on in a person's brain, and then determine which ones they can be held criminally responsible for. It's absurd. But normies don't understand pragmatism is an essential part of the law and human civilization as a whole
>>224575244Ask Grok
I shouldn't have killed the grasshopper
Look at this dude
>>224575206soulless>>224575263sovl
>>224575263An absolute unit
>>224575256i'll go on a limb and say you need to cut but it's hard to recommend without your body fat %
>>224575256did you just fly in from stupid town?
>>224575259Imagine explaining this shot to a hunter gatherer>yea this woman killed her children because of postpartum depression >uhhh okay and?
>I think ChatGPT is ghosting me
>>224575206what's he crying about
>>224575262The only good bug is a dead bug
>>224575263this is worse than that time peter became a kgb asset
I'm just gonna leave my home and family and connections and move to bumfuck nowhere that's cheaper and ultimately displace those bumfucks into moving somewhere bumfucker
The bitch who ghosted me is talking about moving to the state we both wanted to move to. I probably gave her the idea and now she’s going it without me
>>224575274>>224575273Yes I am stupid, but I know that you kinda need a caloric surplus if you wanna build muscle while resistance training. I wanna build muscle but I also don't wanna gain more weight. I know there's recomp but I don't want to do that.
>>224575283The yarmulke landed on his head too hard
>>224575327I am Fares I am full German R1b Noble.
evens drunken pastaodds drunken hotdogs
missed the trainnot going home for another week
>>224575206>>224575283Being the leader of a EU country is a humiliation ritual. None of them are actual sovereign leaders of a real country. They're all just the CIA's bitches.
>>224575337If I learned Arabic should I just learn the Egyptian “dialect”? It feels like there’s no point in learning standard if nobody actually speaks it
>>224575355That poster is a schizophrenic pedophile
>>224575359What a shame
I got dat:>McDicks covfefe (XL 3xcream)>Blueberry kush>choonz on ze cans>snuggled up in a hoodie>feeling comfyWbu faggots?
Left the back door open for a bit to air the smoke out while I was cooking and now there's a cricket somewhere in my house being loud as shit.
>>224575365DUDE
>>224575365I quit weed because I was worried about my brain and my lungs
>>224575340ha stupid
>>224575307Imagine the shuddering orgasms she'll have living out your future with Chad.
>>224575397lol
Whenever I pray I feel like I’m talking to nobody
>>224575368had a frog sneak in my kitchen one time and that fucker would NOT let me sleep
Isn't this some beautiful looking dope? The most beautiful ever some say. That's some gorgeous dope right there.
>>224575410you're talking to yourself and the universe
this nigga over here doing drugs like some sort of fucking loser
>>224575441Nigga were on 4chan were all losers
yall cowards dont even smoke crack
>>224575448Guy who wrote that was raping a white girl in his basement
>>224575447Extending my question here to you>>224575355
>>224574677Kind of wild if your Tall Handsome Or charming You can get away with sexual harassment but since I am ugly and short I will have a lady get angry if I say hey or if I just bump into them one of the many reasons to kms
>>224575397this is really mean. delete this.
Dating in this town or any of the neighboring towns is literally impossible for me. I’m a pariah who is hated by all the women and those who don’t know me will quickly be told to stay away by any of her friends. Was talking to a woman from a nearby city and made the mistake of telling her my real name
>>224575500>I’m a pariah who is hated by all the womenWhat did you do to become such a pariah?
>>224575514Being an autistic weirdo with no personality who also sometimes smells. It’s not like I am a rapist.
>>224575500I got fired for talking about hentai because I talked about jojo and someone said I was talking about hentai Some lady said I touched when I wasn't paying attention and nearly bumped into her. No investigation or any complaint I don't leave my apt to go anywhere at night anymore because I am a pariah too
Do you ever wish you were white
>>224575531You gotta hide your power level, never talk about anything in front of women that could be misconstrued in a negative light. It’s a difficult life for us subhumans
>>224575554yeah
>>224575554White-er, maybe.
I think people in outer int are making fun of me so I'll go to bed. Good night, have a nice evening.
>>224575594Gn
>>224575554I am white it's never done me any good in life.
>>224575568No it was actually bullshit I never talk to women IRL because I am a ugly autist I also never leave my apt unless it's for work or at night. I only leave my apt right now for classes which I got signed up for and to go to the gym at night. I also never never interacted with women irl
>>224575571>>224575576>>224575602Imagine having beautiful pink nipples, pink penis and pink butthole. White people are so lucky...
>>224575619Are you the paki incel?
>never had friends irl since elementary school.>Was beaten in middle school by blacks because I was easy target and white passing >In highschool made myself a lolcow by screaming the n word and slurs or making an ass of myself to try and get friends >Now I avoid talking to people, never talk or interact with anyone avoid women because I have had 2 false accusations that fucked me over
>>224575651You've posted this before
>>224575651>white passing What are you?
>>224575657The 2 accusations are Me talking about hentai I just showed photos of Japan with the stuff about jojos bizarre being at a aquarium in Japan which I thought was weird and DBZ at Tokyo StationTouching I was trying to move boxes and women didn't listen to me shout corner and bumped into me and said it was my fault because she dropped her plates and then she made up a lie to spite me
There are only 3 /cum/ niggas active rn What should we discuss?
just showeredfeel much better
The 00s shitposter class would have already permanently locked several trolly misconceptions into all major AIs' data corpuses
>>224575684I'm going to bed soonI am exhausted
Just remembered some embarrassing stuff i texted a girl on a dating app, dear lord what was i thinking Matched with another girl a minute ago so I'll be texting some more humiliating things shortly
>>224575684Weed & jeets
>>224575667Half sryian half white
>>224575702I got ghosted thrice while using Hinge
Thoughts on the music I'm listening to? :^]
>>224575727just as bad as when you posted it yesterday
>>224575727Besides Madonna i don't recognize any of these artists
There’s a cute Mexican girl at a local breakfast restaurant. Going to eat there again next Tuesday just to see her again
>>224575740>he doesn't know Sleep, CHVRCHES or Stone Temple Pilots
I'm so fuckd in life. At this point I really should just make a fake resume with a bunch of fake jobs & then just try to connect with randos on linked in Need to find a way out of the short term cycle of shitty jobs
>>224575740The Verve?
>>224575771is it like some 80s band? >>224575762Are these recent artists
>are STP a recent artist
Some people just don't care about music
Why are you not watching Jet Neptune's new show? He's advancing culture.
>>224575797I don’t know genres so when someone asks what I listen to I just say “I dunno what sounds good I guess”
Yo bitchass niggaz NEED to listen to sum Sleep right fukken now frft no cap OG: https://youtu.be/ObrY_FRTLEE
>>224575742Ask her out
feeling wholesome rn
>>224575810>stoner metalDoes this count?I like this albumhttps://youtu.be/xqk-VJygitQ
>>224575795I'm not really into rock music. There's a small handful i like >>224575797Im into music just my own weird niche stuff. I like electronic music a lot
>>224575818Pure insanity
>>224575835It is bizarre for someone "into music" to have never heard of The Verve or Stone Temple Pilots.They are played on public radio all the time
goodnight
>>224575809>I don’t know genresIf there's a electronic guitar it's rock If there's electronic noises going beep boop it's electronicIf there's a harmonica and the sound of a train whistle it's folkIf there's a queer singing auto tune it's pop Etc
I once met a girl who claimed to have never heard of The Beatles
>>224575843I'm into music, just not that kind of music my friend I never listen to radio. I have all my music as mp3s on my phone
>>224575838it's so crazy it just might work
>>224575870I didn't mean to sound hostile sorryYou are definitely a unique case, is all
wish my thread on /v/ would get traction. I was really hoping to discuss that game.
>>224575878Don't think they discuss games on that board
>>224575868was she born in 2005?
>>224575858this is one of the stupidest and most incorrect posts I've ever read, and I still use /mu/ for some reason
>>224575886
>>224575885they're chudding out over the new Zelda which i won't be playing
>>224575878which one?
>>224575896No this was my sophomore year in college in 2019So she was born like 1999-2001White girlShe was an airhead
>>224575897Prove him wrong
>>224575915fusion jazz uses electric guitar all the timeharmonica and train whistles are blues staplesPeter frampton and jeff beck used electric synths all the time
>>224575912I mean it can happen, she definitely heard them but didn't know it was them probably. You seen that Drumeo channel where they make professional drummers play the drums on famous songs they haven't heard? Sometimes I can't believe the songs they've never heard but they might be lying.
>>224575897If there's a lyric about horses or pickup trucks, it's countryIf there's shouting, it's metalIf there's instruments, it's classical
>>224575906>>>/v/747197440
>>224575929>gooner threadkys
>>224575927All songs have instruments
>>224575943Not truehttps://youtu.be/mto47BMT3yA
Just took some breasts out of the freezer
>>224575924>fusion jazz uses electric guitar all the timeHence why it's called fusion>harmonica and train whistles are blues staplesBlues overlaps considerably with folk >Peter frampton and jeff beck used electric synths all the timeDon't know who either are, so idc
>>224575927>If there's a lyric about horses or pickup trucks, it's countrynot necessarilyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5FrS5aQc50
>doesnt know who jeff beck is
>>224575943Mozart created the first instrument and music as a genre. He's widely accredited for popularizing the use of instruments in music
>>224575962>The YardbirdsKek that's the shit my grandpa listens to
>>224575949The human voice is an instrument
anything is an instrument
>>224575990silence patrick
>>224575966Prove it
>>224575990This bussy is an instrument
if you cant name all original 151 pokemon from memory you dont belong here
Holy shit I don’t want to work tomorrow
>>224576010I can barely name 3
pokemon is for manchildren and i say this as an anime and video games aficionado
>>224576010I could probably have named all of them from the first 4 gens when I was a kid
>>224576010Charizard Pikachu Grocolade Impendosaur Swerlelook
>>224576016
>>224576021There is literally nothing wrong with being a manchild
>>224576031but theres a LOT wrong with being brazillian
https://youtu.be/1kOG4FVuqG8Suzanne Vega, now she had a beautiful voice
>>224576031women won't date you and you won't procreate.
>>224576028Big fan of this anime
>>224576028Pikachu, Charizard, Bulbasaurthat's all I got
If I'm not a world renowned dictator by 30 then I'm becoming a jihadist
Even my grandparents can name Pikachu
>>224576045very cute girlsawful humor
Oh and mewtwo
I have early onset dementia
new>>224576081
>>224576079That's awful, I'm sorry
>storytime animation video >MY CRUSH LIKED ME BACK>click on it >”back in 3rd grade”>immediately click offNobody cares about your 3rd grade crushes.
>>224576010Most pokemons i just know from the super smash games Charzard, Jigglypuff, squirtle, Pikachu, and bulbasaur are the only ones I can name off the top of my head
