South Africans edition
sheffield wednesday subedition
Hail Wotan
Fit rottingdoll goth chick above pov with tank top on subedish
>>224575474vvotanic post brvther
rorke asking if you can tell he's been crying
Almost 4 hours for a Brit thread. Is that slow for 2-3 AM by a lot? Also time for me to go sleep and get drenched in so much sweat because it can't evaporate
https://youtu.be/p8uCC3InB74
>>224571031>>224571134All that to avoid simply checking the belly button so you can be complex. I am going to change the world!
>>224575503that's a big horse
>>224575528You should see the ones outside
just scranned a porridge #food
>>224575560what did you have on your porridge
hello lads should I get calming drink from target now?
https://youtu.be/na47wMFfQCo
>>224575567sugar x
houses are quite smelly? I just drove past the horse place and it stank of piss
>>224575570yeah sounds like a good idea
>another inbetweeners movieffs lads
what if jay get ipad
https://voca.ro/1jw1IMzuPqkr
https://youtu.be/PDd-180FQ8U
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5zjD9cvXkek
There is a rumor that Anthropic has discovered a non-invasive treatment to totally eradicate all cancers in humans, dogs and cats. It has a 100% success rate.They plan to announce it at their IPO. They are finalizing the final proofs and hope that no other competitor is capable of spending a bunch of compute and solve it before their finalized proof.
my life a jay porn
>>224575668>>224575689ok i will watch it!!
>>224575653tfw you could've met Britney and plap that chudette
>>224575591ok I got the strawberry one it kind of tastes like a shrub I think maybe
i'm boward evercuz
I'm John McPoodle
>>224575638you're coming apart at the seams
>>224575731wouldve been nice
>>224575764https://voca.ro/1kqnw3xI0akm
>>224575784yay now I'm on acid
taking care of the pennies at the momentoh, the pounds? well...i'm not too worried about those...
>>224575784you have a nice voice by the way
dr shit will see you nowoh youre here for bum problems? dr cunt is down the corridor
>>224575824>cody's mom: my son got a problem with his fanny
>>224575638https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
on the lemsip later
Mr. Rorke?Do we have a Mr. Rorke?
>>224575784hows it going vocaroo lad
toilberg’s gonna flip
Leftypol seething that he can't get a flight to Berlin sex fest because the israeli men shut down the airport
>>224575503Karl Pilkington's neighbours house
>>224575853umhi x
niggas is phoning me how ominous
time to order drugs now daddy's given me permission
>>224575910Perhaps you've won something
>>224575892lol I forgot about that story
>>224575918i don't want it
>>224575816Ty (:
>>224575910Indians were calling my grandma all day cause her phone was from America, I've blocked probably 10-12 different phone numbers, some I answered to fuck with them.
>>224575923That's what they all say
>>224575862Hey buddy it's going good but I can't post for a while. I hope you're doing good
any Aberystwyth man in?
>>224575967I'm doing well but I'm returning to Bulgaria today :(
>>224575946imagine being a little bangalore scammer and some bulgarian granny picks up on the other side talm bout some "alo?"
i been up for 14 nights
coffee in saint petersburg
>>224575995she is Greek, they are relentless, they were calling her in 5 in the morning and during the day, she didn't know how to block em before I came. I would make fun of them doing an Indian accent and they would hang up I would play this https://vocaroo.com/13JpjHWo2JGy
Think I must’ve slept with my mouth open because my mouth is dry as fuck
>>224576055swallowed a few spiders no doubt
My 4st boobs just keep growing
>>224576150bit silly all that complaining when she does onlyfans and it's her gimmick
for me it's a nice summer dress and big wedge heels
thought they would be bigger
>>224576170would love to slap those around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx3i6hZ86VE
christ she's got a horrific voice though
anything important i should know?
>>224576166She also failed her exams and did terrible on her medical training and got sent home so her rich parents threatened to sue for discrimination but somehow now she’s a doctor I guess that just how this country works
right well i'm going to bed
Lovely crisp sunny morning
>>224576306grim
>>224576313i pay your wages
just found out Mossad shut down all London airports last night as punishment for burnham stopping business with the illegal west bank settlements
>>224576351We don't know it was mossad but it is a curious coincidence
>>224576351i wasn't planning on flying anywhere anyways
>>224576351Guess who was running the security at the airports used to launch the 9/11 attacks? Israel!
what a well balanced bunch
>>224576384> security at the airportsDoesn’t matter. The planes were empty and remotely controlled
>>224576418beautiful day
Entertaining the cat with silly dances this morningGood for the heart (dancing) and the soul (cat)
>>224576403It's an interesting connection I think. Israeli companies were given the contract to run Logan International prior to 9/11. Larry Silverstein was given the lease to the World Trade Center 2 months prior to the attacks. Lots of Epsteinian nonsense was going on there but we blamed 9/11 on Arabs that could barely read or right.
>>224576452always take time out of my day to play with our cats for this very reason
22nd November 1963, the day Israel took control of the world
In fact the first people arrested on 9/11 as suspects were all from Israel. They were seen cheering the burning towers prior to collapse even happening.
>>224576520First among equals
kek
>not publicly identified
Who is rorke? What does he want with leftypol?
>>224576520Or the three Israelis in a van filled with explosives on George Washington bridge on 9/11
>>224576520circumstantial
25th April, 404 BCThe day Athens seizes the known world
>>224576575I'm Not familiar with that story. Do share. >>224576577They were held by FBI and failed multiple lie detector tests. The 5 Israeli men all had connections to Mossad or Israel Military intelligence.
>>224575451Joever
Who is Employed Woman? What does she want with Gigi?
>>224576574Subverting leftypol women, chuddit them out
I might go see what leftypol is up to. Last time I checked it had become corpo cvnty demsoc lib stuff lol. I remember them banning people who questioned covid vaccines lmao
the mong century has begun
wide head carberg
rorke waking up from anaesthetic be like: helloooo nurse
LMAO which one of you cherky bastards are doing that
>>224576660almost as if raising children on AI enabled phones is a bad idea
bla bla israel bla bla the jews bla bla ya k shite — yeah but where are the british slags???
>>224576676wideberg
>>224576660leftypol wants everyone low IQ. intelligence is fascism
hope she hugs me again when I come in for my shift today
Which board does he post on?
>>224576815dont know
>>224576787Capitalists want that. Leftypol are too busy cutting their cocks off or taking ketamine.
scranning a “nigga” breakfast
'shroom 'lette very much on the cards
rorke and leftypol both hate this
And the latest from Sean 'Helperlad' Allan?
>>224576919What drives them so? Are they slaves unto passion or impassion'd so by hate?
>>224576815You know which boards you post on
>>224576937i don't know the machinations of the world but experience its effects
>>224576919I like the big blob of whipped cream and the strawberries though. He looks like pud
>>224576952Peace be upon you then, if not war
>>224576919this guy is taking the piss
>>224576919*Grabs the whipped cream with my bare hands, jams it into the chocolate and smears it over my ugly gay face*
so what is the proper hot chocolate etiquette
>>224576972you grab the whipped cream with your bare hands, jam it into the chocolate and smear it over your ugly gay face like a malaysian faggot
>>224576987ohhh so that’s why they were doing that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYgKCbFbWY
I'm scared for our future
3 world wars all started because of east europeans why are they like this
I think I'm feeling gay now
>>224577033They can't help being relevant
>>224577033nowt to do
>>224577033combine french/german philosophy with slavic mindset and that’s what you get
lets rest with mama !
>>224577043they're dupes though falling for western bait every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTtrImPAnU
In Bulgaria once a month a lady comes in your bathroom and looks at the water meter and that's how you pay your water bill. It's the most bizarre system.
my loneliness is killing me
>>224577066ever shag her up the arse
Slavs can have a little liberal democracg, as a treat
>>224577066ever.... you know....?
>>224577067get on hinge
>>224577067*hits you one more time*
>>224577067i love youi love youi love youi love youi love youi love you
Ya'll are gay as hell
>>224577101hi honey
>>224577106oh, behave!
>>224577071>>224577083No, I'm almost never home, cause she comes around at 10-11 am during the week when I'm not home. But isn't that bizarre, when I used to live with my parents one time she came right after I went to the bathroom, it's a grim job going to peoples bathrooms all day. The thing is if yo are not home you just take a picture of the meter and send it through whats app or viber. How do they do it in the UK?
dont suppose civil service lad is here?
>>224577101you don't know a thing about me
>>224577067I love you
>>224577117they have an app and you put the numbers on the meter in when they ask you to
>>224577111Hola, cariño
>>224577117you either self-report the numbers or have a smart meter which transmits everything to the company
Some fucking botched to shit tranny called me a gay slur. Wtf sir are you not gay because you wear a dress? Lmao I mean what's gayer than that? Lololom
Mousey is so hot
>>224577136>>224577142That makes sense, they should do that here. Instead they pin a paper on the apartment building door that says, the water lady is coming on Tuesday between 10 and 12...what a stupid system, what if you have to shit a that time.
>>224577126>>224577101th-thanks but I was just referencing a britney spears song tbqh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OKZvIbzYOAQ
bulgarian water meter gf
went 30 years without ever needing to trim my nose hairs or eyebrows and suddenly they're growing like weeds
>>224577182she's always an old fat lady with short hair, never in my life has it been a cute young woman
>>224576605
>>224577032OwO
>>224577218I've seen videos of old fat bulgarian ladies with short hair performing amazing sexual stunts
Boy Sminem
good morning i can't be bothered
>>224576660Mad how they just ignore everything thats not the curriculum or on the exams. Thats education min-maxing exams
why do I only ever seem to attract spoken for women instead of single ones
>>224577246Good morning Coco is fit
>>224577246You need to visit Chuck's
>>224577268>I'm takenHear that a lot do you
>>224576166All of the reverse Google image searches for this come up Facebook and Instagram Kys
UK has fallen
>>224577016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mkc-S0zntI
>>224577290in the three most recent cases they definitely do have bfs already
>>224577170i am not homosexual
>>224577313Get them all on a boat going back to the jutland peninsula
right where was I
>>224577344Somewhere in Britain
>>224576306Didnt happen though
>>224577334yeah you are ;)
so...Wednesday...
>>224577313
>>224576166>She also faced systemic ableism, skepticism from colleaguesYeah because shes blind and deaf
>>224577366New day, new you
>>224577366*starts humping you*
feeling cold now mebroken britain
>>224577370Why do they do it
didn't get the greatest sleep last nightwoke up multiple times and ate chocolate cookies
Old day, old me
>>224577389Natural comedians
>>224577357*starts screaming*
>didn't get the greatest sleep last nightwoke up multiple times and ate chocolate cookies
I SAID CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MEDICAL DEGREE
>>224577400you're not supposed to eat before sleeping
>>224577418I'm not fat actually. I'm quitting booze and fags but I keep getting sugar cravings >>224577430I'll wake up at like 3am and start raiding the fridge like a fiend
>>224577442No one tell him
Them rorke boys shouldn't be allowed to cover their face in public. It not right.
>>224577442>I'm quitting (so havent quit)>smokes and drunks >wake up at 3 am to raid the fridgeSounds like you have no self control or discipline
>>224577461Covering the face is not the British way but this is ok? x
Just heard some cunt screamOnly in Britain
>>224577470Well my last drink and cigarette was 12 days ago and I go to the gym everyday so I wouldn't say I lack discipline. And indulging on sugar is apparently very common in early sobriety
>>224577492come on neigh?
>>224577505Scream again, I'll come find you
>>224577230Would legitimately shag this lad than the freak show in the front
>>224577239lol, not what I'm attracted to at all >>224577302I took it from a Youtube video
>>224577426kek
>>224576418
We're definitely about to get a series of punishments from Israel for daring to talk out against their psychotic tendencies. Trump might demand the isle of wight.
just shit my leg off
>>224577344is this post about me?
>>224577560*america of wight
I should be able to tell my body to hold poo once and have that be the end of itstop trying to remind me, I am the one in charge, not you!
Tip-toeing through the window and tulips at 9999 mph
>>224577602this is why pooing is a retarded system
>>224577600you can tell who is annoying and who is not just based on this photo
Fuck pissrael
>>224577600>Where you going, Rorke?
>>224577619they all look annoying?
Guess I should go and turn the old laptop on and see if there's any toil I need to pretend to do in the microsoft mines
>>224577629did you come to this conclusion by looking at the photo?
>>224577600salient evidence of physiognomy, especially in regards to sexuality
>>224577629They will all one million percent be completely insufferable. I don't know what their deal is but the fact they're all together like this to pose for a photo means they're all just terrible.
nearly christmas lads. make sure you enjoy it, it will be one of the last we have
hahaha "microsoft"
>>224577600utterly bizarre photo wher eis this fromwhy is the fatest irl the skimpiest dressed
>>224577600My FatherMy sisterMy uncle and my cousin and her best friendThe gays and the straights and the white and the spades,Everyone has AIDS!My grandma and my dog 'ol blue,The pope has got it, and so do you!
>>224577656fuck off diego
>>224577652Elaborate on this
>>224577691going to be banned by woke islamo-communists
>>224577703nah i will look into this and keep Christmas going
Israel is a cancerous entity
>>224577703Not if me and my plucky dog companion go on an adventure to find Father Christmas and learn some lessons along the way. Coming to theatres near you.
israel? more like is shit
>watching corrie>bossman is whiteimmersion ruined
>>224577600Definitely from a channel 4 show
Human Brian
Can a nigga get a QRD on the new Israeli sanctions?Is it based or cringe?
I am the miracle of sex
A nuke dropped on Tel Aviv would also take out the Arab world. Everyone would win in that scenario. Think about it.
Remember when i told my nephew that i had a smart tv with voice command and he spent 5mins saying "tv on"
>>224577783why waste the kilotons on that when they can blow my bits to pieces
It’s sad
>>224577804Is that after you took an hour saying "TV off"
>>224577804No I don't remember this
>>224577806yeah that would only waste a few mirograms
>>224577816high IQ individuals such as myself say they're both right
Zionists think pissrael is a shining light for all humanity The delusion and arrogance of these people is limitless
>>224577822>mirogramsasking my chinese pal what unit measures one thousandth of a gram
>>224576150Just seen the video she's dressed like a pornstar in it
Why are brits importing dunefolk squabbles into their own politics? Quite strange really you'd think something happening on the other side of the globe would have such an outsized importance. A real head-scatcher for ye
Mum and dad were saying Russia fucked with the airports yesterday, I said it was Mossad and they both looked at me like I’d said something outrageous… should’ve stayed quiet
they're trying to get me to go out on a work night. not a chance
>>224577880because we have lots of inbred dunefolk diaspora
>>224577893“Sorry can’t come mum just died”Easy
>>224577816
cant come out tonight dads gone woke
>>224577880>chicken: why do ducks lay eggs?
>>224577313I don't believe that Zara Hussain account is real because it's just such a perfect caricature of the arrogant entitled immigrant I can only assume it's rorke behind it
>>224577878Kek gp
>>224577915>i will not be goingeven easier
https://youtube.com/shorts/y_xm_xEdl7E?is=2f32EEGOslFxyaOkhttps://youtube.com/shorts/lAtopG-mkBg?is=oEUvh_T-xrTqQZi0>Stealth dog training videos>Shitbull or husky cucking a horse (they seething)
>>224577983morning tobes
how do I make strangers think I'm cool
Getting gay with kids is here
Brb I lost my boner
of course I've had it in the ear before
>>224578031What?
>>224578023do something cool
>>224578031What
>>224578031everyone don't be alarmed at this. he means a different kind of being gay. these days being homosexual is totally normal.
*picks up /brit/ phone*pronto?
>>224578127Che vuoi, stronzo
right well that's the brunch made and scranned, now I'm completely out of ideas for what to do
>>224578127Wazzaaaaaa
I bet that half the literal trannies that get posted here didn't even do voice training
>>224578143that's the one thing they will never be able to fixeven the ones that 100% pass as female still sound like a teenage boy when they start talking and it ruins it
>'I think you've had enough now': Teenage girl reveals disturbing words of Nigerian migrant who raped her in the woods before dodging deportation over 'human rights'So do we need to get rid of human rights idgi
>>224578138dinner time
>>224578164leftypol celebrating this
Are you the funniest bloke in your squad?
>>224578175no
maybe there's another way
>>224578164he had mental health
>>224575472piggy cunt
>>224578175I'm the only bloke in my squad
>>224578175yeah>the squad
>>224578175This is a really shit ritual post you autistic mong, think up something else
Who is your favorite imaginary online dolly to play make believe with?
what's a 103-year-old pub doing inside a man
>>224578205the guy who watches House and the guy who watches Frasier
>>224578164I feel bad for all the racism he will face after that, it's not right
fungal odour in this thread
>>224578171bit early
I have autism
>>224578164Human rights are just a way to give the scum or society an easier time
A terrible thing to say but it always makes me laugh seeing the utter misery and grief people revel in when there's mass airport chaos. People spamming airlines on twitter saying MY DAUGHTER AND HER MATES ARE ONLY 20 AND THEY'RE STUCK IN MANCHESTER AIRPORT FOR FOUR HOURS NOW AND NOT ONE PERSON FROM EASYJET HAS OFFERED THEM A BOTTLE OF WATER like it's some life and death situation.
Typically how many hours a day do you spend being alone posting on 4chan?
>>224578175ironically yes. Quality over quantity though, I'm not constantly cracking jokes with every sentence but when I occasionally do it usually gets a big laughI have also been told I'm funny by girls on multiple occasions
Something stinks
It's me!
>>224578247they are fun experiences when they're over, too.https://youtu.be/20cSsA1xa60?t=79was in this mob in the video and it wasn't so bad in the end. only thing it cost me was £100 and the uni i wanted to go to.
I see the news is hanging on to this Lindsay Clancy nonsense as if that's the important thing that's going on right now. Fucks sake.
>>224578160i think i've heard literally one tranny to ever have an at least somewhat convincing voice, and that was in a video where they were offering paid voice training. in fact due to the financial incentive i wouldn't be surprised if he was using a filter too and wouldn't be at all convincing in reality.naturally he didn't pass well at all other than the voice
>>224578192this
>>224578280That's very funny Wotan but please, keep it down
>>224578164hes also a victim. of colonialism and structural racism
>>224578247A lot of people seem completely incapable of just dealing with any sort of inconvenience or changesI get it if you're a teenager going abroad alone for the first time you'd be nervous but adults do this too, chill out you're going to Spain not Timbuktu, they have infrastructure to get you where you need to go
Hello everybody I'm new here. My name is Wotan and I have autism.This is my first time attending a D&D mental health support group. My mum actually dropped me off...
>>224578349>>224578349>>224578349
Comedy hour is getting hot!
>>224578308We had a cancellation to Mallorca earlier this year. Simply went home from the airport, claimed a refund on the app, and booked a new flight out from a different airport the next morning. While we were leaving the queue of people who wanted to speak to the airline was enormous. I just don't get what they are doing other than wanting to complain and thinking that an evening wasting their time for a £15 food voucher is better than just going home and making dinner.
