>>224582635
>>224582636psyop for the clean break memo to take place, so that americans can go invade the middle east
>>224582662sexual video
something good about being a dl bender is that theres no neurosis hetero vfs have about pleasuring your woman partner and other absurd nonsensenot only you jestered and chased after the bird youre also providing for her and in addition feel obligated to pleasure her? get a grip. you lads should shag a few bums set you straight a little
>>224582636insensitive cunt
>>224582694Hi Slovenianon
So... had any good poos lately?
>>224582694we at /brit/ are committed to never forgetting and this is how we do it
>>224582687men are grim tho. its a low quality product which is why its cheap
big fan of the mr burns and smithers post the australian made in the previous threadI didn't give him a (you) but still it was good stuff
>>224582694it was an attack on our country
A grown man playing make believe with his online imaginary posters. He has no wife, gf or friends. Tragic.
Wish I was smart enough to invent a new computer (build one out of parts from the internet)
>>224582715would
>>224582636Mental fact I didn't know until the other day: the second plane (Flight 175) actually confirmed the sighting of Flight 11 (the first one) to controllers after 11 had been hijacked. They had a visual on that plane at 08:37 and the pilots reported it in. Flight 175 was then hijacked itself about 15 minutes later.
know a girl who acts like a man but isnt a lesbian
if a 9/11 were to try and happen today, i would stop it. i'd be all like "nope, not on my watch"
>>224582715Corrrrr imagine blowing a raspberry on her tummy and giving it a jiggle
>>224582687>French>Flaming homo Sacre bleu, mon dieu
>>224582720I did. Where's my article
>>224582687also a dl bender but this mindset is bizarre to meyou really dont care at all about making a woman feel good? guarantee you don't get many return customershave you got a small willy or something
>>224582636Rude!
>>224582715i like a woman you can grab onto something
Remember the mid to late 10s when it felt like there was an ISIS terror attack in Europe every single week. Actually quite unsettling times then. I lived in London and did think what if some lunatic goes on a stabbing rampage in my tube or tries to blow it up.
>>224582742i pleasure women as a byproduct of my shagging i dont have the intent in mind to pleasure them like a little sissy. i can only shag if theres sexual violence anyway. break women psychologically and never bother with 'pleasuring' them you little effete pussyhole
>>224582739You black? Didn't think so. No special boy article for you. Check your privilege.
>>224582662yeah i'd fuck her
Making your gf orgasm consistently is one of the best feelings that there isYou don't want to have to put too much work in though so get a girl who cums easily
>>224582730pretty sure one of them nearly had a midair collision with another plane on the way to the towers too, would've been mad
>>224582766Least degenerate Frenchman
>>224582761yeah one day my mum said these things happen every week then like an hour later some prick got a hired van and ran a bunch of people over
>>224582761my schools trip to german christmas markets was cancelled a week before because they had attacked about 5 in one week
pierre getting awfully vocal for a little french boy
>>224582766were you molested or something or is this just how frenchmen arealso lol at you dodging the willy question
>>224582776Make her pregnant
>>224582805yeah i got molested by both men and women this is why im a shagmaster and no my willy is above average i just dont really care with entertaining immature stuff like this
Wtf is a "dl bender"?
>>224582819there better be a knob down there
Remember in the old days where literally everyone on the internet agreed that 911 was an inside job, it just wasn't even discussed because it was so incredibly obvious with all the information we had on it. At some point they switched the meme to be clowning on people that know it was an inside job, so all the zoomies and younger mock people for asking about the jet fuel or the dancing Israelis or the fact that every country in the world warned America about the attack.
what the fuck is a dl bender
>>224582819sums up gen z pretty well
the zoomers have lost it
mental there used to be 16 year olds tits in the papers 20 years ago
911 was a part time job
>>224582837Bisexual but keeps his sexual relationships with men a secret
>>224582825>above averageskinny 6.3 incher then
>>224582858we just call those benders here
>>224582848pedro sanchez is gonna freak
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPEHYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>224582757based
>>224582858A sensible way to be, nobody likes a big gayer
dem baddie of verdun
>>224582864who cares anyway to control the body you gots to control the mind
nintendo direct in half an hour
>>224582892sad, strange, lost little man
>>224582864Ktim
>>224582688corrr iyla
i've got a short fat willy. a chode as they used to call it.
a man that shags men bragging about how much sex he has is extremely grim because men will and do shag anything (as they are degenerate sexual deviants, gay men even more so)
25th anniversary <3
Just sent off the std test You lot are getting checked regularly aren't you? I assume you're shagging? Anyway no doubt it'll come back clean as I don't shag munters
>>224582739what's your bench?
>>224582909*sexually breaks you by controlling your mind*
>>224582909keep eating out hinge birds you utter weapon
>>224582929yeah i get checked every couple of months. dont want to get a hand infection
>>224582917very true you can download grindr in any big city and you can have your cock down someones throat within an hournot that i'd know aha
>>224582914do you know every internet woman?
so basically this is life. this is it
>>224582825>yeah i got molested by both men and womensorry mate :/
Was very nearly in the pub (barrowboy and banker) where some people got stabbed up during one of the london bridge attacks but we decided to watch the CL final elsewhere with a beer garden about an hour before kick off.
benders would shag a mans hairy unwashed unwiped arsehole given the chance. deeply unwell people
>>224582929no matenot a shagger, mewould like to be but haven't had the tutorial yet
COME ON... NEEEIIIGH!
phwoarr
>Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'
>>224582986yup when i bum both men and women raw i explicitely tell them to push their bowels on my cock and let it all outtheres some kind of solace in seeing a 20 year old chick picked up at the rave finally abandon any kind of shame by letting her poo water pour out as you bum her in the shower
>>224582983They didn't go into the pub though they ran to borough market
>>22458293380kg for repsDon't know my 1 rep max
>>224582946is the idea of a man enjoying pleasuring a woman really that alien to youdoes this bitterness just come from the fact that you're unable to do it? fox and the grapes n that
>>224582974maybe one day, I got that one from /brit/. post your faves so I can add to my collection
We should have just paused the world in eternal 2006 really. Nothing good has happened since then.
>>224583018whole world is run by histrionic neek men now
>>224583018im actually convinced these kind of comments are killing aiif they announced it as, it's a better search, can save time writing emails and that, people would have paid for itbut now its raping your nan, killing your dog, taking your job and making pc parts unbuyable
>>224583048gp
>>224583030They stabbed some people having a fag outside it
>>224583040even in the way you chat you sound like a catty woman
>>224583048Halo 3 came out in 2007
>>224583024Fucking hell man just shut up will you?
Work at a pub me and I usually have a drink or two every shift. If I don't stop soon I'm going to end up with a gut like tango. It's so hard though. Imagine being the only one at a pub not drinking.
*sexually pleasures all of brit to prove what a big man i am*
>>224583060youre a fag
>>224583062well yh we're both literal fags in case you forgotwhatever man. enjoy dying alone
>>224583060You're too much of a pussy to smoke so I think you'd be alright
How many hours a day do you spend alone posting on 4chan being the funniest in the thread?
Going to a funeral tomorrow, must needs iron the old white shirt. Nice to have a day off toil and some free sandwiches I suppose.
>>224583111Done him up like a kipper
looking like a burn victim
any seeded bread man inlove it, me
>>2245830995-10 pints a week is not the end of the worldI've had 6 already and it's only Wednesday and I don't work in a pub
>>224583133Perfect yankoid teeth = 10/10
>>224583099time to have the boring drinks like vodka soda
>>224583133And yet her life is still better than yours
>>224583145patriot alert
>>224582687utterly indecipherable
>>224583040>fox and the grapes n thatDon't know that one actually
>>224583145based bloatlord
>>224583118i accept your concession
Rubenesque
>>224583129give our condolences to the bereaved
>>224583172Work out so I burn the caloriesWould probably be trimmer if I didn't drink but who wants that
wanking with nickelodeon gak
>>224582687mad how the internet has birthed an entirely new language no one understands
>>224583099I have a pint at the pub or crack open a can or two with dinner every single night desu. Have done for years and my BMI is a perfect 22.
>>22458312712 h
>>224583192i lika sumthing you canna old on to
It's becoming increasingly clear humanity has no future in its current form if AI really does turn out to be as revolutionary as forecasted.I favour eugenics over transhumanism, perhaps a fusion of the two in some way, but it's now evident that humanity in its current form - with its accumulated defects and dysgenic qualities - will have to go if the human species is to have a positive future.
>>224583197Cheers lad, will probably have to spend a considerable amount of time trying to explain the concept of people on the internet to the wife's drunk Irish grandad but I'm sure he'll appreciate it
Some people find love by becoming pen pals with prisoners. I prefer women who aren't stupid enough to get caught so Crimestoppers is my dating market>Miss Yu Yang>Nicknames: Niki Yang, Nikki Yang>25-30>5'4>Medium build>Wanted for dangerous driving
Find those ugly teeth jap girls have kind of cute - provided that the girl is actually cute herself and her teeth aren't too fucked up. Just a little bit fucked is better than having perfect teeth.
>>224583226s
>>224583231why do they have such fucked up teeth
>>224583212I stopped drinking recently and have actually had to force myself to eat more because I'd become so used to the calories from the booze that I was losing too much weight and feeling starving constantly. Funny how it works.
>>224583192qos tattoo on the wrist by the way
>>224583226wouldn't mind a bang with miss yang
Any "the critic" man in? The thinkers paper
>>224583226how will you date them then
>>224583212I forgot to mention I'm lazy. I should just start going to the gym I guess.
>>224583242probably small jawbonesyou guys have the same problem with your mushy diets
>>224583200I think they buy it because they get so many cuck white boys who will follow them as a result not because they actually care about it
get a foreign pen pal desuit's fun.
>>224583252Mental how the internet has made all those bikers with ace of spades tattoos into miscegenist gaylords
>>224582662Bet shes got a white boyfriend:)
>>224583226yu yang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
>>224583252For it to be Qos symbol it needs to have a Q in the middle of the spade there is no Q there it’s just a spade
>>224583300whats the point of saying this about a white woman in a thread full of white people nigga who is this post even for
>>224583200Psychopathic can't. Imagine her being a mom.
>>224583309her face is a phone is it?
>>224583301>wrassssup crakkkaaa!!!!
just now learning that bodybuilding.com shut down their forumscan't have anything in this woke world
>>224583037I'd say quadruple it then write to your local but someone in glasgow prob lifts higher
>>224583339this but with salo-forum
Would quite like to have a wife and sknI could take the son fishing and play baseball with him and my wife could cook us a meal at the end of every dayWould be quite nice it would
>>224583324I'm vantablack subsaharan blacktually
>>224583309https://youtu.be/wSTbdqo-j74Fun show that, bought the album when it released. Great music
>>224583369RAHHHHHHRAHHHHAHAHAHA AAAHHH
>>224583372>blacktually
>>224583339Was it because of woke or because of those laws that made the website owner responsible for anything posted on it?
>>224583390*me doing 0 research*it was because of woke
>>224583192
>>224583399I knew it, can't have anything these days
>>224583055This.The narrative they've decided to spin around AI is extremely bizarre.So many positive arguments to be made yet it's all about how it will make you an obsolete slave.
>>224583381Not big on that one but seisyun complex is good and there's another one I'm forgetting. Needs a second season.Also stop watching anime you vf
just got done doing some deep soul searching and have come to the conclusion that halle berry in x-men CHANGED me as a kid
65 miles left in the car should probably fill that up
rorke playing good cop bad cop with his deliveroo driver
>>224583444Paid £80 for 48 litres of fuel this morning. Sickening stuff.
>>224583444Strait still closed, it gon be expensive x
my winky just went stiff Wtf
>>224583462ANDY'S BRITAIN
>>224583466you have willy cancer luv x
I remember my mate's mum running her car out of petrol after picking us up from school one day. Still do not understand how you manage to do this.
>>224583466might want to batter it with a mallet before it gets out of hand
*sashays around the room*
pay £0 for fuel mebecause I don't drivewalking is free
>>224583478ok just ripped it off with pliers now what
>>224583488Don't eat then I assume?
not a bender or owt but I have a weirdly nice arse for a lad
>>224583501Raped that cunt
writing a cover letter
Victoria's Secret
>>224583430you being an obsolete slave is more attractive for investors than faster emails because slavery inc will be the biggest company in the world
>>224583518NTR phenotype
>>224583501>>224583512>exactly a minute apartHmmm
>>224583498Grow it back
*sachets around the room*
>>224583507are you the anon who posted his lumpy arse the other day?
>>224583516the job:
>>224583536yeah she keeps getting cucked
>>224583518yoko ono arsemogs her lol
wish a girl would post her. and post her arse as well
What's the longest you have ever drivenI have driven from London to Frankfurt beforeI have also driven from Edinburgh to London which is actually almost as far, quite mental really.
>>224583369screaming
>>224583540No I've never posted my arse and I never will, just felt like something I had to get off my chest
learning about where iron ore generates in minecraft these days so I can get some iron ore for my minecraft
I remember my friends mum was meant to pick us up from school but she didn't show up because she was playing pokies so we had to walk to his dad's work and wait until 5pm so we could get a ride with him
>>224583552
>>224583532Seems to be the end goal of capitalism desu.Quite sad to think of how the development of AI could have proceeded in a society not oriented towards endless, pointless growth for the sake of growth.
>>224583563post your chest
>>224583556>*Rolls my eyes*Yes rorke everything is "mental"
Any exercise lads know why I get a headache after a run? Am plenty hydrated so i figure it's either a deadly deficiency of something or an aneurysm waiting to happen
>>224583200corrrrrrr ash
>>224583582why do they do this
going up to kids with fetal alcohol face and pointing and laughing at them then pointing at their mums and laughing even harder
>>224582874get it downloaded you fucks
>>224583556paris to albufeira
>>224583200>>224583608looks like she's finally at a healthy weight again
*googles Yoko Ono sex arse*
i knew a man who died of willy cancer so don't joke about it
>>224583608Disgusting tatted whore
It's been 48 hours lads, the silicone is fully cured. I can finally take that shower.
wanking my own penis off and it's quite incredible really
>>224583603Are you actually hydrated or are you just chugging water? If you're sweating a lot you could be low on minerals Mix half a teaspoon of some decent quality mineral salt e.g Maldon into a pint warm water
>>224583556from paris to berlin
*googles John Lennon sex arse*
>>224583652what the fuck was he thinking
>>224583652john arsemogged her by an almost concerning margin
>>224583652Imaging ruining your aura over a piece of arse like that
>>224583652bizarre arse
>>224583652scr
>>224583657Go in any discos
>>224583657did that once coming back from berlin after 2 weeks of drug abuse and sleep deprivationterrible drive
>>224583652two arses and their naked buttocks
>>224583652Revolting
>>224583657and every disco I get in
North Korea is the ideal state that should be emulated by all other countries tbqf
>>224583674nigga ruined his band for that shit
>>224583685my heart is pumping for lovepumping for love
>>224583309taking bocchi to maccas in a moment of machiavellian sadism"she's just like me!"
peter simpson
>>224583556Newcastle to Lublin, did two overnight stops along the way though.
andy burnham and ed milliband have outed themselves as naziswe stand with British Jews and Jews worldwide
>>224583431>Also stop watching anime you vfnyoooo
>>224583721what were you doing in lublin mate
>>224583726Take your anti psychotic medication Nicolas
/brit/ is a Paul general with a special mention going to George
>>224583749male
>>224583736Visiting the wife's family.
>>224583738
Cagehole subedition
>>224583749Looks like a fucking childWeird cunt
um
>>224583756there is a small but powerful Ringo contingent as well
>>224583749CWLTSHC
Right lads it's been fun posting with you all but I should probably go and do something instead of wasting away here all day. See ya x
>>224583631#edtwt(eating disorder twitter) needs to be purged
>>224583706drugs are mental
taxi driver tried to get me to give him a blowjob when i was younger but i said no wish id said yes now then atleast id know
>>224583749wonder what it smells like in there
>>224583793bit like those fatties guts
>>224583792ydn
>>224583733Hmmm... okay then :)
>>224583793so fucking fit
final fantasy 7 remake cloud girl clothes scene HD
>>224583777Does it? Can't see her face
>>224583809timmers
Mental how I am at toil right now being a toil slave with toilberg sitting across from me in his toilcube
/brit/ is a Beach Boys general
i hate the nintendo direct voiceover "nigga"
6 foot tall muscled hell beast down the road that looks like it could rip apart a small car without a sweat, 'caged in' by a 3 foot crumbling stone wall and gate that has long rusted from its hinges.just know its going to kill someone in the coming months
got some baking soda in for the acid reflux
The lunch
>>224583749feesh
yes i have hundreds of gigabytes of softcore and hardcore onlyfans pornography saved on my pc but i would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever masturbate to it
me on /birt/
>>224583843YESSSSSSSDon't Worry Baby mogs every Beatles song apart from Across The Universehttps://youtu.be/SvZHoF0A9WQ?is=FTmGR8zMFQ4r6Tfc
>>224583834happy kirkaversary everyone
News for PokopiaBet a certain someone will be posting about it for a few hours
why is the guy narrating the nintendo directs so enthusiastic
>>224583863
>>224583700
He is not french, zainichi brit
>>224583876That's tomorrow
we out here fuckin bugs nigga
Sick of fucking hearing about the final fantasy 7 remakeNobody cares!
holy fuck I've just been to /v/
>>224583909never a good idea
getting blackout drunk and waking up with a giant blue star of david tattoo on my forehead
wheres the new star fox
holy fuck there's a lot of zelda fans still out thereshit's got more threads on /v/ now than the gta trailers did
>>224583877Squirtle Squad nigga lookin freshDon't particularly care about accessories coz I'm not a faggot desu but new mons is cool
>>224583899we smoking dung beetle
>>224583926never played zeldafor me its kirby and star fox
>>224583644I have those rehydration tablets that seem to be effective in keeping hangovers at bay so I figure they can handle a little bit of running.
got the cage on it’s cool and all but don’t really see the point
>>224583926the absolute state of nintoddlers
>>224583926we're living in a manchild epidemic of unprecedented proportions
Remember paying £179 for my psp back in the dayVgh Kino
cartoon dicks, cartoon physics, giant cartoon dick entering arse and exiting mouth, so much splooge it bursts the eyeballs
new professor laytonthats british culture
>>224583885Wow what a classy lady
>>224583603it's your brain being oxygenated in parts that werent before due to inactivity. just keep on the cardio and it'll pass
>>224583927does snubbull's bowtie make you feel "threatened" ?
>>224583955How long does the headache last?
>>224583959uncanny doll look is perfect for the game
>>224583985no I meteor mash that nigga head clean off
Brain didnt get enough oxygen growing up and I am retarded now as a result
>>224583793Absolutely hideous "art". Wouldn't be able to shag her because I'm so distracted by that monstrosity (also the other reasons)
>>224583967not our fault they stole our future from us
>>224583801gay ppl moment :/
>>224584003im not gay afaik
>>224584007>>224584007>>224584007
>>224583959go ahead, i'm glistening
>>224583827Itty bitty titties is the only fun one, the rest are soulless corporate machines
>>224583834Dick lucking sips
>>224583990Difficult to say as normally I take paracetamol but I will try not to today, but it's been hanging about for over 2 hours now. >>224583982This could be possible, thanks François
>>224583926GTA trailers looked shit thoughbeitIdentical driving and shooting mechanics, graphics are nothing to write home about, nobody plays for the campaign, what are people meant to be excited for?
