frosch ausgabe
im swedish
swedes be likehyello iyam frum sveeden
>>224585589Good Ausgabe
OK i will drink It !!
>>224585399bet her bedroom stank
boredgot nothing going on in my life besides drinking tea and pepsi
>>224585667Ruby taking the photo
>>224585655why do germans like frogs so
Only boring people get bored
>>224585667I can get chocolate pistachio matcha right now from starbucks if I want
>>224585705OK
>>224585698frogposting is based
Tried a cock ring last night, just a silicone onedidn't really do anything except make the tip of my foreskin turn bluey greyish
bored is typically just a word people use for something else they don't want to acknowledge
>>224585655>>224585698>>224585721
>>224585725bellend will be falling off now, mark my words
>>224585749whole cock needs coming off
me when I take a photo of a bottle of coolcola Dubai chocolate flavour with my phone at the shop
why does rorke love monarchy so muchit's entirely cucked and the king can't do anything about migrants, wokeness etc even if he wanted to (which he certainly doesn't)
big fan of the deliveroo mongs who review bomb the shops themselves instead of deliveroo/ubereats/slopbike.com. gold star for the ones who do it to places like spar and coop when they're designed to be 3 minutes walk away from wherever the lazy pip twat lives
who is that
>>224585776might wank and jizz to this picture of this person
>>224585783no one cares about the royal family anymore after liz
sucking a cheeseburger
don't get how people wear grey/white boxers are your wee and poo stains not really visible
>>224585831I tried white boxers once and my bollock sweat left a horrible stain so I binned the whole pack
>>224585831...
for me it's barba lala
>Brent crude at 100 dollars again
>>224585698Frogs are cool
>>224585831well for me I clean myself very thoroughly after weeing and pooing so staining does not occur you seeI think it would probably be nice as well if you would improve your hygiene
Can't believe it's 13 years since I got home with my copy of GTA 5 and popped it in the PS3 for the first time.
>>224585815NPCs aren't they
>>224585884now why in blazes has he done that?
Since beginning cohabitation with the 'f my consumption of shite fast food has absolutely plummeted
last night i noticed a brown stain on the edge of my bed and i was like what is that? and then i realised that's where my naked arse sits when i get dressed in the morning
malaponte clocking in
nervous about this new course I'm starting, it's practical and I think I might be too much of a physically inept freak to do it well
why do they constantly remake carrieteenager /blood /coming of ageseems pedophilic
>>224585820thisthey could have given it a fresh reboot if they let young popular Will & Kate reign but nah instead we get sausage fingers and by the time he carks it W&K will be old and irrelevant
im a falmer and my skin is grey
Seal sub edition
>>224585957well i'm a nord and i fus ro dah you off a ledge to your certain doom
>>224585921when my mates moved in with their gfs the opposite happened and they became obese
>>224585964
>>224585957how did you see what you were typing
>>224585964incredible abs on him
J'ai grindé pour mon spot
>>224585965gay freaks
>>224585946hated practical lessons at school but everyone else loved them. i just wanted to sit quietly copying what was on the board.
>>224585888I didn't ask to be born
>>224585957Im a Breton and my ears are slightly pointy
>>224585911Because he canUnderground is warm and comfy, also no humans oogling him anymore
>>224585988
>>224585974gets back up and fires a falmer arrow in your knee>>224585989years hunched over my computer have allowed me to type without seeing
>>224585998shit himself
>>224585998literally my exact pose, reaction and expression when the window cleaner catches me unawares
>>224586024what about using the mouse to do the captcha
>>224586018
>>224585949the industry is creatively bankrupt and don't know what to do other than make endless reboots and sequels
>>224585988Good little slave look at them go flapping their flippers about. They haven't got a clue.
sealcord on a madone
rorkes dindinssorted.
>>224586055
NO ONE LIKES SEALS
no seals
>>224585957killed about 400,000 of your kind in my last and only playthrough
poo seal left a lasting legacy on this general
>>224586085You could call them seal team 6 (its six vrigins spamming their seals
>>224585589>Black man starts fight at my prep cook job >He pushes me first >Talks about waiting til he is off the clock to "ice me">I slap the shit out of him and punch him >I get fired he doesn't Atleast in.tje UK he would be arrested
>>224586051got a pass doesnt he
>>224586066
Post something good you grim bastards
proto poo seal
>>224586086this is like something heathernonce would conjure up
>>224586086abhorrent imagea sign of humanity's decadence
>>224586119
Hello
>>224586088WRONG
someone get the club
>>224586118her fingers look lilke wotsits
TRIGGER WARNINGyoung seal flattened by steamroller in cartoonesque death
>>224586107heh
08:30 to 17:30 working day (minimum) at my toil is just such a jokeHalf the day is wasted time or waiting around for people to sort stuffThey should just make us toil hard 10-2ish just as much would get done and then we could all enjoy our afternoons rather than going through the performative workplace bullshit
>>224586120Holy shit he made a sand cushion for himselfhow cute is that?
Fucking hell tidying the house it's a workout team
>>224586159a life lesson that all hambeast shaggers will one day learn
>>224586143need that brazilian bungee jumping team to take the lead here
>>224586159this why they tell first time parents to never sleep with the baby in their bed
>>224586174
>>224586115if a black threatened to kill me i would not engage him in fisticuffsi would evacuate the locale containing the rabid negro and notify the relavent authorities
>>224586182It's more common than people think
>>224586167BOO HOO I HAVE A JOB WHERE I GET PAID LOADS OF MONEY AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORK MOST OF THE DAY
>>224586115well done but I'd be paranoid in case he popped a cap in my ass
>>224586185chuck her in the bear pen without the box you mean?
reddits always saying seals are just water pupperinos. but has anyone got a webm of a dog and seal meeting up?
>>224586200you would do nothing and if you did you'd be arrested for being a racist chud
>>224586200>>224586237
>>224586197He's cleaning himselfHe knows that the foam cleans and the water gets rid of the dirty foam
>>224586233put her in a box that is busted and it snaps open when the bear pushes it once
>>224586229ktim
>>224586159rorke and leftypol
you shouldnt use shampoo on a seal's fur. it disrupts their endocrine system
I really gotta see that Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes doc. I never go cinema but I might for that. Nathan don't miss.
you gay, pal?
Restablishing the kingdom of Sicily and annexing the isle of man (they stole our flag)
>>224586294>well i... i've waded through /gif/ a few times... but.. you know... its a spectrum>go on, in you go, fuck off
>>224586307kateem
>>224586086
>>224586308
>>224586249what a nobhead
>>224586288he's got a sort of jeffery epstein-esque backview profile
>>224586251AmazingArent they flight animals?Yet they understand that humans mean no harmExcept Greenland seal hunters, but they are not human
>>224586339
mental healths are back
>Fielder does not stay behind the lens for long. Drawn into the frame by his subjects and by his own need to interject, he becomes the film’s destabilized center — a filmmaker visibly struggling, in real time, to work out whether he is being played.It's gonna be so good. Finally Nathan meets his match.
>>224586288internet moves on so fast that people are reviewing this like its the film just to get ahead of the discourse. this more than covid or AI is why people are saying time feels faster. this is time travel. you're doing future stuff in the now if you're that hyped for a film that doesnt come out in october
>>224586376what are the results?
>>224586308lovecraftian
>>224586249Why has he gone and done that?
>>224586374
>>224586380This has to be AI
>>224586380one day he may
>>224586339rehearsals for the seal based version of titanic
>>224586380everyone thinks it's funny apart from him
>>224586237even so, a preferable alternative to being ventilated at the whim of a capricious coon
woman at work's husband died. she's all on her own now. sad isn't it.
>>224586415it's from years ago
>>224586428ghs
>>224586339>>224586374One day, i'll make friends with a seal
>>224586403They are friends
>>224586439gp
categorised all the celebrations and now unwrapping them to mash them together and pretend i have a full size of each thing
>>224586433nah, its AI
>>224586428pumped
>>224586443It is my singular life goal
im gay nigga!
>>224586445>pa voice: and it's tubby by a nose
>>224586478based
>>224586478
just imagine if a plane went 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999mph into the twin towers
might bring up looksmatching in the toil office to get them all feeling insecure about how creepy and quasi incestuous their choice of partner was
I choose to never see sexual content ever again.
hanging out with the shopping centre cronem on saturday
>>224586499
>>224586499Aww he's flexing his fat depositsHe can survive an arctic winter with thatHumans can't
>>224586513(o) ~c====3
>>224586525Think I might be tapped for seal content
I can survive an arctic winter with my poo deposits.
how come they can exist out of water and dolphins can't. they're basically the same animal
>>224586359they do seem like sweet and intelligent creatures and apparently hunting them takes a lot of skill
>>224586513Good for you here's only Seal content
>>224586544One for the road
female nudity shouldn't constitute explicit material in films since their genitals are internal unless they have massive outy fannies. but we're talking about actresses here so their fannies are all nicely pruned by surgeons if necessary. we should get to see a lot more of them in PG and U kinos
>>224586542This does absolutely nothing for me.
mad thread this
>>224586544you didnt have to blow you entire load in a single thread
>>224586565and lots of inhumane actions
>>224586575um
>>224586565
ahhwell that's good then
>>224586583
>>224586576what about this?(.)(.)
>>224586576( . Y . )
>>224586595what can we do to get that number up?
I'm actually the king of /brit/. I've created many fantastic gimmicks which are still used to this day. You may all thank me now.
>>224586593Great series
>>224586595Yeah but it won't be Claude, he's too nice. Which is a good thing.
>>224586575they used to have adverts with women with their tits out in france and that. like a shampoo advert and it's a topless woman in it
>>224586613elevate queer black voices in your local community
>>224586619thanks mate. my favourite gimmique is poox
>>224586551if only the franklin expedition had such wisdom
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Saw a fit Indian girl at the shops and came home and wanked vigorously to her
>>224586589was expecting a retort about my reference to boomer age classifications more than noncery desu. fair play to you sir
>>224586575they already wear little hair pieces between their legs to hide their real bits
every single board on 4chan is rife with schizos now
>>224586649feel bad for all those poor lads
>>224586675that's gay
>>224586686exactly and technically armpit or leg hair is pubes so it's no different seeing it betwixt the legs
>>224586672???
>>224586697its rape. you have to ask permission . including emailing the porn stars before you go on pornhub
Are there any protein powders that don't make me fart literal poison death out of my arse for the following 10 hours?
>>224586757no
'pression is kicking in
>>224586766
>>224586766cheer up matex
>>224586766just used witchcraft to delete the depression from your mind let me know if it worked
>>224586587clubbing the babies for fur is controversial, but seal is an important part of the inuit diet. hunting provides the only forms of genuine nutrition they have, otherwise it's all $50 pop tarts and alcohol
>>224586766we will men's mental health it away
>>224585672id still suck on those tits in a stinky bedroom
seal is an important part of my diet too
>>224586801whatever, they should move elsewhere where proper slaughterhouses and butchers areTha's nutrition
>>224585701its why people freak out and kill themselves when they don't have other people around to stimulate themno internal monologue so they just crash
thinking that tomorrow I wake up and go out early to buy a red bull to suck on and sit in the sun for a bit
>>224586863Is that a seal made out of chocolate?
>>224586863Lindt poo seal in every stocking at Christmas
>>224586766Brown
>>224586878I've been married to my internal monologue for years and want to get out now
>>224586882>>224586887they're on special offer at the minute buy them NOW!
>>224586696yes very hard, sad deaths and it's unfair i think how the media will sneer at them for "decolonal" brownie points
phwoooarrr
ah yes, the sun is shining directly on me so now everyone in the street can see my grim incel visageah yes
listening to music
>>224586719hadn't thought of it that way before, all the more reason to laser it all off
>>224586952almost time for another stripe in the old coon hair there
Love how all the NPCs are wrapped up in the false jewish mental elf paradigm
how's your astral health?
>>224586197Creamy Seal
>>224586952BWC
>>224586903Kek good image
>>224586197Clean Seal
BEHOLD! A creature!
just had a coffee
>>224587075
>>224587075what 'berg is that?
>>224587075some bullshit with fur
>>224586868can't do that or else russia will encroach and take over. besides if i were a seal i'd rather be harpooned and eaten raw on the ice as nature intended, not squished through some sausage factory
>>224587075Pang Pang whipping out the wok, caving the skull in of this endangered tropical beast and cooking up a nice soup for timmy
>>224587106This is your fabled rorke
gran relapsed again :(
>>224587135alcohol?
>>224587147little wanker, hate him
>>224587112you forgot the Orcas
>>224585589based thumbposter
>>224587147Need him fired out of a cannon into outer space
my nan used to drink two cans of Miller every night
>>224587152dairy
>>224587214how can you relapse on dairy?
>>224587238this nigga is not human bruh
>>224587147what peak dog form looks like
I'm just making a video
>>224587285love him
>>224587175no i didn't, they're the ones really controlling things
>>224587299a gay porn video
blud making videos
Seriously I’m at work, that ad of a twerking arse is inappropriate for this blue board. Mooooods, help
A grown man playing online doliies all day every day. No wife, no girlfriend, no friends, no future.
>>224587308yes you did, no mention in your postorcas are based though
>>224587328hi mate mod here I love twerking arses so tough shit
UM
>>224587359heathernonce would hate this post. mousenonce would enjoy it though. and diego would love it too!
watching Theranos Elizabeth Holmes Ted Talk Full
i'm a gay nigga and I still take sausage
>>224587401
forgot to fill my water filter up
>>224587299surveillance man funny
playing stellarisdon't have most of the dlc since I'm not a billionairehope it's still a fun game though
This shit is actually so bussin it's unreal
>>224587475I found it poignant
Hey arse
>>224587494>480 and not 500I'M NOTICING
right well
>>224587361they are beautiful and fascinating. embarrassed to admit i only learned this year that whales had actually evolved into land creatures but then returned to the ocean
watch janny like that post and subscribe
gosh
>>224587492I had fun with it for one game but never felt like going back to it, rather play EUIV or CK3
Every day I will post gay porn in /brit/ until my demands are met
>>224587544makes me feel better about my willy
>>224587307he is very loveable
>>224587561We all yearn to return to the sea. I saw orcas on a boat trip off the coast of Mexico, was actually so fucking peng it's unreal.
>>224587572what are your demands?
the gay porn will continue until morale improves
Keir Starmer Lee Rigby
>>224587593More gay porn
>>224587425what kind of water filter?
>>224587572at least make it tranny porn
Water off a duck's bollocks
>>224587572rorke hon can you take a break from your online friends and bring your dirty washing down I can smell it from outside of your room
i'm done with all nighters I been fucked up all day off just 2 hours sleep never used to be this way
>>224587657grow up
If you have a phone with 3 cameras or an apple watch, then you also need a shitgun toe-trigger. End it mate
>>224587075this nigga eatin eggs
>>224587657they're no good lad been in a cycle of stress and no sleep and not sure what started first but I've been a zombie during wfhtoil
I think he's talking to you
>>224587567yeah it's not really as fun as EU4 I think
what's a computer?
>>224587680my phone has 4 camerasx
i never moved on from imageboards to tiktok or whatever they use now
broke-ass niggas be like >>224587680
I've heard that Sir Keir Starmer gives boat people free iPhones with 16 cameras on them
rorke listening to nightcall on the bus
hope the new thread is as good as this one
The new, as it were
Toil finally doneOff home Started at quarter to eight too it's just too much for me
might make the new, any ideas for the edish?
spent £70 in tesco this morning feel like half of it's gone already
my mind and heart is with israel
>>224587855quokka
>>224587855gay porn
>>224587855
>>224587870thought your lot preferred hamas and the plo
my only friend in uni found my deranged porn folder and stopped being my friend
Free Palestine
>>224587909>>224587909>>224587909
