here she is edish
oh fuck off
>>224587909errr we wanted gay porn
>>224587924>>224587939???
Grugrorke bashing grugleftypol over the head with a club
any straight porn lovers in?
>>224587909we love her
any good music going? if not I will start listening to jazz funk
no pussy no work
Saw a little Andy burnham looking fella on the train
>>224587961/brit/ all at once: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>224587981sir andy burnybobs jr.
>>224587909Why do brits like this chink so much
>>224588005don't like him, too flash
>>224588013I admire her talent
>>224587909We at /brit/ love her don't we
GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAYYYYYYYYY
Back from a 3 day ban for posting a picture of my erect penisI would like to formally apologize to the Brit community for exposing myself to you like that. I understand now that my actions were wrong.
>>224588013I just think she's neat
>return youtube dislike needs new permissionshmm why is that
>>224587909bet she's got a weird chinese vagina
>>224588056np:)
>>224587978when did this rise in sexlessness happen? because i was a virgin as a university student in 2008
He Likes toSpam Shit Gimmicks
Girl in a denim jacket and it had a puppy embroidered onto it
>>224588075why would he be doing something else with the kettle on, dont you have 240v at the outlet so it takes like 3 milliseconds for your water to boil?
>>224588056you will attend the mandatory week-long training about not posting willy pictures
>>224587977Jazz funk unironically
Alysa Liu has gone Woke and it's so, so incredibly sad to see. Such a pretty girl, beautiful even. But the cracks are starting to show. Seeing that NASTY tattoo is a clear WARNING. To any Young Man romantically interested in her I would say BE CAREFUL!
>>224587591sounds amazing, i'd love to do a wildlife cruise to see orcas. not so keen on returning to the sea though, it's as terrifying as outer space
>>224588100can't believe this shit still going on, at what point does a nigga just say "ye fuck this shit, we out"
>>224588115not listening to that shit
>>224587977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtUXbb9XQts&list=PLgHvxbTo55BSYL_5KCElRUyh9dKoX792s
heh
Im going through some shit right now nigga
need to poo but saving it for later just before my shower
Kosovo is serbia!
wew
>BREAKING: The list of British MPs that Israel has just banned from visiting the country >1. Jeremy Corbyn >2. Zarah Sultana >3. Naz Shah>4. Diane Abbott >5. Hannah Spencer >6. Carla Denyer >7. Sian Berry >8. Ellie Chowns >9. John McDonnell >10. Richard Burgon >11. Adrian Ramsay
had a fart bubbling in my stomach and i finally released it, so satisfying
>>224588156always save mine for after the shower
>>224588199wrongun
>>224588191jezza corbs will be devastated
Wes Streeting browner than Ed Miliband now
>>224588056curious that posting an image of your quote unquote "erect penis" and posting an "off topic" text post both receive the same 3 day ban.
>>224588191who are all these faggots
>>224588224iberian genes
>>224588229first in line to die for the falklands
>>224588224he takes it up the bum
>>224588229full of questions aren't you
ham and cheese slices fresh from the air fryer for tea, then onto the vodka course for afters
>>224587978fascinating, thanks for sharing your life story so succinctly
Burgers and homemade chips for tea :)
farting, not sure I can hold this poo
Moving to China tomorrow lads
Buying a house in Llanelli
Retvrn to tradition...
wake me up in an hour
its a mumberg falls out with everyone for no reason then guilt trips me into spending time with her
>>224588301I need to go to america and make her mine
doing a glisten
Amerikkkans be like: my husband lou gougogliano was killed by muslims on 9/11 simply for going to his job at rapestein financial
wake me up, when september ends.
business idea: we invite a lad from each of the foreign threads in here to give us a quick rundown of what's been happening in their thread the past week
Can wireless earphones be used as a listening device?
just ran the length of the m11
>>224588327muzlums
>>224588345yeah you can listen to music, hope that helps
>>224588335business idea: we don't do that because i don't want to know
Disappointing lack of seals ITT
cody did a keg stand at stacey's pardy
>>224588384too late, they're on their way
sex
>>224588398this the photo shoot for his album cover
>>224588279exciting. going to teach english?
>>224588404Braxton did like ten Jager bombs bro
>>224588398he's in the BBC Vhs Intro (1997 - 2003)
hi
>>224588415NahProper job in sales
>>224588425haha YES
>>224588100tried to fix the misaligned yellow strip in photoshop but turns out it's wider on the second image. bizarre.
>>224588335laudable dei initiative to diversity poo talk
australians have been banned again
this is my favourite 9/11 video, need it in hqhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFf9vvyeVnM
dude cody im friggin pissed my mom just died in 9/11
>>224588452well>>224588462
Yo hunter dude its me brayden Ive got mykaleigh and Payton in the carWe're going to culvers and then going to the drive in movies bro
might listen to some more music
>>224588477that's me done
>>224588462scr
Do you come from a land down underWhere women glow and men plunder?Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?You better run, you better take cover
>>224588452i told one of the anime pedophiles (literal nonces talking about liking little girls not just harmless weebs) to kill himself earlier and got warned for it for "disrespecting other cultures"seems like one of them is a janny abusing his powers, what a fucking life
>>224588489thats money baby
rorke passing away from consumption
having that poo I've been talking about
>>224588425
>>224588572another one bites the dust lolbye bitch
>>224588553that's fucking grim if true
business idea: ever poster sucks me off
What's your average number of wanks today?I reckon mine is about 4 and has been for a decade
Have it on good authority that 3 members of the american division of the IDF (USA m*litary) were liquidated by the warriors of islam (IRGC) in the reccent attacks Iran conducted on zogbot bases in the region...
>>224588607ever yeah? spastic
Nothing will make you second-guess free speech quite like observing goyim in the wild
>>224588613Dare I say, too big?
>>224588608usually have one a day hate wanking me i only do one to get it over and done with
>>224588622that was a draft version
goys are on the side of multi-billion dollar corporations and unironically think they're "anti-establishment". goyim genuinely deserve to be slaves.
didnt realise there was a julia fox as well as a megan fox
why has he been posting 9/11 stuff for days now despite it still not being 9/11no one gets offended by it. bizarre behavior
>>224588678funy
>>224588703autism
any good try on haulswilly is hard and would like to see
>>224588620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14rzJrddekw
>>224588293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTvP-tl3bnowhy this niggas hair so greasy
Mousey and 190 posting in the same era is the greatest What If? in history
Mike ariola and Steve O'Connor going into work at the world trade center on September 11thDavid Rosenthal staying home and heating some popcorn up at the same time x
consider the red footed falcon
dude bruce thats not frickin funny my half brother's stepdad died in that shit bro
>>224588458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syDaA1tHR5c
>>224588763poo squealing
>>224588742Imagine locking them up in a room with Anton Harden, Jason Brown, Sly Diggler, Jason Luv, Mandingo, Brickzilla, Freddy Gong, Jack Rippher, Dredd, Jesus Reyes, Jax Slayher, John Johnson, Joss Lescaf, Julio Gomez, Slim Poke, Darrell Deeps, Prince Yahshua, Isiah Maxwell, Nat Turnher, Cash, Pressure, Davin King, Sevyan Harden, Louie Smalls, Troy Francisco, Flash Brown, Scotty P, Rob Piper, Mookie Jordan, Ricky Johnson, Michael Williams, Jovan Jordan, Jamal Right, Dirk Huge, Sean Michaels, Jon Jon, Charlie Mac, Shane Diesel, Moe Johnson or Wesley Pipe for 24 hours without condoms while they're ovulating...
this really is madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk5NQgU-9G4
>>224588762not funny
microwaving my dindins
>>224588795for me? it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_oam-NpUIshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oV89lXjd6I
Coming down with a cold lads
curry for tea :)
Why does it feel like the 2020s so far has had zero cultural impact and identity especially on the internet? Even in the 2010s you had shit like dubstep being everywhere and inescapable in ~2012 and while it was cringe, it was at least something.
right ok so argies hate us because of colonialism but they think they should have the falklands because of a spanish colonial claimerrrr how does that work then
>sir, tame impala is just one guy
>>224588899dead planet
what stocks would you buy if you went back in time to 9/10/2001?
>>224588899how old are you
Just remember. Paedophiles are people too.
Well Rorke?
jsut seeen a bunghole
remember monstercocktrannieslad
anime
>>224588918i would listen to what bin laden had to sayand that's what no one else did
>>224588918What would be so special about the 9th of october
>>224588924Hebraic appendiges hammered out this horrific screed...
>>224588926fuckable arse but simply not interested in the rest of it
thats a fat bloke advertising his arsehole
turns out
right
I've entered my jumper and shoes arcToo old to be wearing trainers and hoodies, me
>>224588918halliburtonraytheonlockheed martin
>>224588940
>>224588940shabz looking mega peng as ever x
Im like cheech without the ChongHitting up the beer bong
just saying, there's nothing wrong with it
>>224588986
>>224589012you'll have to be a little more specific
>>224589026you'd like that wouldn't you
it looms
the AI generated stuff doesn't actually involve children though
>>224589046i would like that
pull down their skirts and tights
>>224588921about tree fiddy
>An 11-year-old boy has been arrested as part of an investigation into an alleged racially motivated assault on a child of six.>Lancashire Police said a "racist word had been written on [the boy's forehead] with a marker pen" during an incident at Harpers Recreation Ground in Chorley on Saturday.
been to the 9/11 museummad to see huge steel columns twisted in halfand all the personal belongings from the rubble were very sad
>>224589070*soyllennial alarm explodes leaving us both covered with soot*
Tonight's Slop de la Goyím
>>224589096Jews did that
>>224589096Was there a giant pile of shoes there as well?
>>224589113nonce scran
need aus wifey
>>224589113rancid slop
>>224589096think they should put a mosque there
>>224589096the one in stockport?
>>224588643Mad how she's 40 now
>>224589156they tried lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park51
Got a headache but also have tasks to complete. Not an ideal scenario for one such as I.
>>224588940Far too many women.
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>224588914that's an unfounded and downright dangerous conspiracy theoryyou should be locked away for spreading disinformation
haven't had a wank since sunday can't take it anymore
The UK under direct national socalist german occupation would have flourished, let's be honest lads
>>224589193I was making a joke referring to the "mosque at ground zero" culture war bullshit
>>224589227*sucks you*
>>224589217reaper be like
>>224589229We flourished without being ruled by germansWe could have kept flourishing if they didn't chimp out
>>224589229can't say that
>>224589096i went there too a decade ago, i think the most shocking thing for me was realizing the size of the 2 towers, when you look at buildings far away it's like your brain shrinks them, but being there, seeing their foundation up close, makes you reflect on how huge these 2 towers were and how mad it is that they fell
>two blocks from the World Trade Center sitehmm
>>224589193wasn't even that near ground zero but the uproar put a stop to it nonethelesswouldn't happen these days
>>224589227just had one since monday eveningso almost 48 hourswasn't rly worth wanking lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-hIcuctiYU
>>224588438sounds interesting, hopefully you'll get lots of opportunity to travel
a second ready meal has hit the microwave
New York has a Muslim mayor...The US has fallen.
>>224589276It was the british who chimped out actually Over pooland of all places
Need a barely legal gf
spent 10 minutes of my life making a bradley but deleted it
>>224589332that's ok
>>224589315It hadn't fallen when it had all those black and jewish mayors though
>>224588914Are the stakes too high?
>>224589315america doesn't have proper muslims mamdani is a "cultural muslim" who drinks alcohol
a second wank has hit my cock
getting steaming as a rocket it lush oh yes it lush
>>224589315yank muslims are proper gimpy they dont even eat halal
>>224588005Aryan Beast
>>224589113i like the sweet chilli sunbites
ican't breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKTPaqbXrAY
World Trade Center theme park
>>224589374>bacon is haram but drug dealing is notbritish muslims in a nutshell
UNDAH DA KNEE (undah da knee)UNDAH DA KNEE (undah da knee)COUNTERFEIT TWENTYDRUGS I TOOK PLENTYNOW I CAN'T BREEEAAATHE!
>>224589343we've all been there
>>224589317britain said "if you invade poland we will declare war" and then germany invaded poland so we declared warthat's not chimping out is it
I too have been there
is dat poep?
need a change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU7NjhpS_g0
poo
>>224587909i want to smelly those stinky beat up old trainers she's been plopping around in. Omg let me smell the sweet wasian stench
>>224589437ah yes and what about the soviet union who also invaded poland?
>>224589437Yeah the chimp out started when you declared war Thanks for agreeing with me
>>224589437there is literally no combination of words you could say that would ever get him to shift his position one iota
>>224589498:3
>>224589494corr
>>224589498
>>224589499Uh those were the good guys and then they stopped being the good guys after the war was over because mr finklestein in Washington DC said so o algo
wankpuffin
Favourite fruit/vegetable lads?
I think there's a chance I'm there this very moment
>>224589229President William Joyce of the National Socialist Republic of Great Britain and Ireland
listening to some CLASSIC chvrches
>>224589513>>224589531
>>224589555apple
nazimong power hour is itmy favourite time of day here in /brit/
>>224589555Fruit: StrawberriesVegetable: Asparagus
owls are cute, shame they dont really like humans at all and only tolerate us when kept as pets they're meant to be wild predators
>>224589555oscar wilde/stephen hawking
>>224589573grow up
>>224589594LTSIHH1488WP
>>224589555fruit: LEMON or STRAWBERRYveg: SPINACH or BROCCOLI or ASPARAGUS
>>224589555blueberriesnot sure on veg, probably broccoli if seasoned and cooked right
>>224589604you shouldnt keep owls as petsobviously
Just heard about the twin towers, so sad x
feeling tautological
rice is onfood soon
this landing gear went through the north tower taking these columns out
LOVE randomly CAPITALISING words like Thomas777
>>224589624What does LTSI mean?
I think it's funny that it happened
>>224589658gutted if you parked there that day
had tendies and garlic pizza bread for dinner, very full but will go to gymtoil later
>>224589658sir you cant park there SIR
Honestly lads I was on the beach in Greece last week and now I'm back at toil ringing African tech support because Barclays new iPortal is SHIT
it's signed me out of youtube whats going on there
corrrhttps://www.twitch.tv/baileyboohoo/clips?range=7d
>>224589665Love To See It
>>224589687Had that yesterday, kept signing me in and out
>>224589555i fuck wit pumpkin
Mrs is going away for a weekStarting a to do list...Watch band of brothersArse wankTry pizza hut pizza (it's been many years)
>>224588620must've been a DEI woman pilot
thats not what i want i want delivery on friday
insane how good the Incredibles is
>>224589555love asparagus, melove how it makes my piss reek
>>224589709Mate pizza hut shut down ages ago
>>224589604yeah there were a lot of problems apparently after harry potter came out with people getting owls as pets
>>224589665Let the sunshine in :)
>>224589555tomato
The Anglo-Egyptian Sudan
>>224589689For some reason I thought she was EnglishWhat a horrible voice she has, bet she sounds hot when she cries
>>224589665Let's Try Sucking It
>>224589709Do love a good shagging of my own arse when the missus isn't about
>>224589713don't buy from them support independent businesses
Can you send a letter to North Korea? I know a lot of families were separated by the war. So, how tf do they keep in touch
>>224589729Growing up in the 90s my next door neighbour had pet owls in a big aviary in the garden so I just thought that was perfectly normal. She was mental and smoked a million cigarettes a day thoughbeit
>an evening with celebrated actor and star of the biopic 'The Iron Lady', Timothy James Byrneshould we go lads? it's being held at the Cheadle Arena
>>224588310wake up
>>224589768probably not lad it's north korea
>>224589683post holiday depression is real and the worst
>>224589683it never ends
>>224589568Has a nice ring to it dontya think?
ew dropping a box on his toe and going "yeeow!" without voice masking
get em bam
team news
>>224589768Yeah it's actually quite easy
*crashes*
>>224589850Leftypool FC
>>224589862joke's on you mate. i use linux
>>224589850ugly bunch of bastards
done nothing today me
>>224589896same again tomorrow yeah?
sending a wee paki fella to deliver paki pizza to Kim Jong Un
>>224589875linux famously being bug free and user friendly
>>224589896ive done lots of difficult toilso i say youre ahead
>>224589835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYBN62Kzlc
>>224589896giwtwm
>>224589862>using windows in 2066howlang
go onmake it
>>224589862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW7Rqwwth84
>>224589950I'll do it again, you won't like it
I use Linux reluctantly because all my shit is old and windows is a bloated crapfest. Before chatgpt I used to spend fucking ages trying to fix any issue I had and now I just ask it what to do and it magics up the answer and gives me the exact commands to paste in. Genuinely a game changer.
>>224589930isnt working
>>224589924CachyOS is about as user/mong friendly as it can be. Works on my machine.
>>224589896i toiledi perved on the toilfui had SEX THOUGHTS
>>224589989
>>224589990>>224589990>>224589990
>>224589709have your friends over to drink beer and fart a lot
>>224589950we're all gonna make it
>>224589924if you think linux is more buggy than modern windows you are genuinely insane
>>224590005current windows 11 version works absolutely fine
>>224589775did you get to go see them?
>>224590115not what they seem
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