Charles Manson edition
first for premature ejaculation
>>224596028His delivery is awful. His campy stupid voice is clearly faked, I get the impression he's trying to do something original while trying not to copy Norm McDonald overtly. Tony Hinchcliffe also needs to die in a car accident.
There's a time for livingThe time keeps on flyingThink you're loving, babyAnd all you do is cryingCan you feel?Are those feelings real?Look at your game, girlLook at your game, girlWhat a mad delusionLiving in that confusionFrustration and doubtCan you ever live without the game?The sad, sad gameMad game
what about postmature ejaculation and it's after i see a hot gilf
Suzanna Son had an OnlyFans account before she got famousThe username and content (faux-incest) has been lost
saw mouse hunt in movie theater
According to grok nobody can defeat Sailor Cosmos. That's bullshit though. Super Sonic is invincible and he can use Chaos Control to freeze time, then he just has to touch her once and her ass is grass.
>no one knows what its like>to be the bad man>to be the sad man >behind blue eyes
Spray peppermint oil on your penis
>>224595909>I'm pretty sure they got in through the engine bay.oh, okay, you need peppermint oil, spray it on your tires.
If you think about it tires really are like the penis of the car
lowkirk feel like I've been raped
>>224596242you just have one of those faces
>>224596167>Linger on>You pale blue eyes
>>224596177Yeah trying to find it. It's not in Walgreens
Hello dudes.Check out this cool amazing album. The first song is perfect for sitting down on the couch and being drunk. (Well actually I don't drink anymore but my kitty kot and I are sitting on the couch relaxing.)https://youtu.be/ObrZov3VJ48
>>224596281You can probably get it on Amazon if nowhere else, but drug stores usually do sell it. It's just an essential oil people use in vaporizers a lot.
>>224596256>>224596281>>224596320Check it out. The first song is so chill and mellow.https://youtu.be/ObrZov3VJ48
>>224596256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQOaaRlUk4A
The israeli shills have taken a break from spamming our precious general.
>>224596309Looks promising. I'll save it for later.
gooning right now
>>224596343Macroblank is chill af, I recently started listening to them again and rediscovered my love of vaporwave too. Been listening to a ton of Sodium Chloride lately:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VjT87arqSc
>>224596309oh my wordthis is good as hellthis is perfect
>>224596347Crazy that this ginger pedo Jew produced some of my favorite soundtracks from my childhood. I was his fan before I even knew who he or Oingo Boingo werehttps://youtu.be/Wow7-W0S9yg?is=U1YwWZnHxz6XS8ochttps://youtu.be/YDg2CbGe8tQ?is=gcU_iIBlLiRcBaNfhttps://youtu.be/HGNbE-1quX0?is=VvH_5WA_QZ2XfASm
Cock ring too tight. My dih hurr when I peel the foskin back.
playing runescape, legends quest before friday for sure
>>224596434>when I peel the foskin back
wizard here, what am i missing in life?
The mini fridge in my room is broken
>>224596501A pet dragon
give me one good reason why i shouldn't filter every foreign flag in /cum/
>>224596502SmileNow it is time to upgrade to a maxi fridge
>>224596451Huh?
>>224596502No greater sorrow
>>224596520You clearly don't understand the philosophy of the minifridge. Did you know they consume more power than much larger fridges and also refridgerate more poorly? Im not going to elaborate on why they're still superior. You just don't understand
>>224596501sex is okay but having someone you can share things with and to take care of each other and intimacy in general is impossible to live without once you've had it
Being a real man is having a full size fridge AND a mini fridge for FUN stuff. My mini is full of coca cola, beer, and klondike bars.
Being a real man means stepping up when a woman needs you to provide
Been throwing a lot of shit out lately think I might become a minimalist
Public pools are now a literal biohazard that can end your life thanks to indians and homos. Chlorine does nothing at this point.
I would like to have sex with a beautiful woman and then immediately perform a decollation from which I can extract her skull and preform the necessary modifications to adapt her countenance into that of a shruken head, which I will keep about my personage from then on
>>224596629More like being a real cuck
>>224596644Gay kids aren't the ones causing trouble
>>224596644more like public poos
Almost done playing little big planet on rpcs3 can't believe it took my young self months to beat it
Are you smart guy or dumb guy?
I fap to hentai
>>224596669>allowedHow is this verified in advance
>>224596660Being gay is a sin. Saint John Chrysostom said that they are an insult to nature itself and they shame themselves with their contemptible actions!
need it to be colder so I can wear my fresh fall frag
im not mentally insane and evil enough to get those alt types of bitches
Alright cut the shite. Let's see your 4chan license, all of you. Come on now, bring em here.
oh great the attention whoring avatarfag is adopting a christcuck gimmick on toppick a lane you fucking failure (or better yet, just kill yourself)
>>224596676i got a slightly above average i.q., counterbalanced by being severely mentally ill
>>224596644When I was young countless pool days at the YMCA were cut short because of some stupid kid pooping in the pool
>>224596676I use baroque language to elevate my debased animal cunning and rogery into an appearance of sophistication and virtue
Why did the ancient Jews write that you can't put penis in butthole? Were there too many people having anal sex at the time
Gay benchod enabler thread
>>224596737roguery*
>>224596713it doesn't help that shes wearing a munchkin like hat
the edit that btfoed jason: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788993205602184.mp4
>>224596731
>>224596752The ancient Germanics had the same rule. Sodomites were drowned in mud.
>>224596686There is no such thing as a gay person. Only certain actions are gay and therefore reprehensible in the eyes of God.t. former bisexual turned straight thanks to the grace of God
I'm really, really not ok. Like at all. I mean I have people who support me but I don't think anyone understands just how bad I'm doing.My sister called and said she had a dream I was drowning. I told her that's funny because I *am* drowning. She didn't understand.I told my (not) girlfriend that it feels like someone took an ice-cream spoon and scooped out a chunk of my brain. She didn't seem to understand or even react.I don't know that anyone could do anything to help me anyways. But im really losing it badly. I nearly broke down sobbing a few hours ago. Afterwards I felt so intense and focused and like on top of the world. Now I feel so dissociated again. My mood is all over the place, like hour to hour I go from feeling like a God to wanting to kill myself. I feel 100% capable and even liable to harm myself or others. I really don't know what I'll do anymore. People in public seem scared of me these days when I make eye contact I see fear. Like people move away from me and keep a safe distance. I'm losing it.
Sorcery was illegal in ancient Babylon and ancient Greece
will...will you be...my kirkentine? (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)
boo hoo nigga
>>224596752Concerns about disease, same reason they weren't suppose to eat shellfish.
>>224596676im insanely retarded
>>224596776Any plans for the Kirkstravaganza coming up? Just realized it might interfere with 9/11 parties, lots of people are combining everything so guests don't have to miss out. Remember to check that any food you bring is kosher!
>>224596765>New Zealand man Kek
>>224596788They must have been having lots of gay sex to be concerned about that
castin' aspersions on a nigga
>>224596808Holy shit it's already been a year since he was killed. I haven't done anything in that year lmao.
Gonna watch the man vs chimp fight at the kirkmas/911 get together
Momberg doesn't tell me she thinks I'm getting too thin she just sends me pancake mix
>>224596813Any time I hear about "Canadians" being killed abroad by a monsoon or terrorists or something I just know it's some gaggle of jeets that got wiped out.
>>224596823The Bible calls the nation of Israel a whore and a prostitute in the times when they were sinning against God.
>>224596831You took the wock to poland
She's so queen
>>224596887Slutbag
gock poster is back>>223082650
>>224596887zoomers just can't help betting their life savings on a 12 leg parlay.
>>224596887shes ovulating
>>224596830Brother, may I have some nutz?
>>>/r9k/85532129made one
>>224596887please stop spamming this trashbag
kirkoween is upon us
>>224596919That squirrel looks like he's planning something
>>224596986We should trap and water oard him
The blond guy would mog me but I would still mog the brown guy easily.
>>224596978do white zoomers actually think she's hot?
What's your favourite type of cat? Mine is the tuxedo.
>>224596978I LOVE HER!
>>224596978She seems brown in a way
>>224597002tortoiseshell
>>224597001im tired of evil looking women, i want a soft dumb bimbo wife
>>224597051>i want a soft dumb bimbo wifevisit a mormon church
https://youtu.be/T-ojIx2fdcQ
>>224597002Maine coon or russian blue
I want an experienced girl to take my virginity
>>224597051based. soyciety says you must lust for the tomboy, the goth. but the true ideal is the bimbo
>>224597096Here is a rather strange fact!Russian is a Germanic word but it is the name of a Slavic people.Prussian is a Baltic word but it is the name of a Germanic people.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.But without it they would look otter.
>>224597128Don't care didn't ask
>>224597124She's 16 in that. Mods
>>224597124Here's what an italian woman should actually look like
my master sauron the great bids thee welcome
>>224597129>A beaver's tailthey make wallets out of them
>>224597170thanks sauron
I'm the kinda nigga who uhm... U-uh... *sweats nervously*
>>224597068In middle school my friend was a Mormon and his house was haunted.We played KOTOR 2 on the Xbox a lot.His house had dark and spooky vibes.
>>224597187Shut up and get me an ice cream nerd
I'm fucking losing it I'm really not doing OK at all I just need to be alone she is with me and won't go away I'm gonna do something horrible tonight I think. The smell is driving me nuts
Nothing like a nice refreshing bing chilling with my magapedes
Don't like this cat avatar fag
>>224597160Here's what an italian woman should actually look like
>>224597124She lowkirkenuinely stopped being as hot when she turned 18
>>224597213This. Always talking about satan or some weird shit like stfu
>>224597216Too far. I would sniff her whole body though
freckles are a turn off for me
freckles are peak zoomette feature
>>224597256>>224597124I hate this look so much
>>224597270>hates women
>>224597256I had one of those mres recentlyThe "santa fe" rice that she is eating was not delicious even for mre food
I don't believe in ghosts
And the current gen frh seem to suckAll 3 I tried didn't get the pouch hot
>>224597290MREs aren't great, they're loaded with preservatives that usually ruin the flavour of the food. They're designed to be calorie-dense and nutrient-rich but that comes at the cost of better flavours sometimes. Since they're ready-to-eat they're limited as to how much they can do with them. If you have the option to boil water, freeze dried meals like AlpineAire are 10x better in taste and nutrition.
>>224597320They were tossed in with something I boughtHadn't had one in a while, the main was ok but that particular rice dish tasted funky
