Prev >>224596023Pylon edition
Read my post.People always say that British people are funny but this is a contemporary phenomenon that started in the 1960s with Monty Python.If you read anything British from before that time they were the most self-important, humorless, boring people ever.
>>224598588Comedy tends not to travel as easily through the ages as some other art forms, as a lot of it tends to be overly topical to the moment in which it’s written
>>224598644I read your post and I thought "hmm I guess"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjU5Cd_mJq8
There was some humor in Shakespeare but it wasn't really that funny but my point is he did put humor in it.
>>224598664Cher?
I still think about her but she doesn't think about me at all. God I should just fucking rope.
>>224598667no there wasn't
>>224598667Not as funny if you don’t understand most of the the deep cultural context of the jokes due to reading it centuries later, per >>224598652
>>224598676Why would Cher think about you? She doesn't know you exist.
>>224598668snow
>>224598667>>224598683Do you have peer-reviewed studies to back up your claims?
>>224598676you should and livestream it to her
The Three Stooges are like 90 years old now and they're still funny
I haven't taken a shit in 4 days and I have a huge turd in my ass pressing on my prostate it feels so fucking good
Not interested in your deliberate bait, have a good night now
>>224598710HOW could you be so CALLOUS? I am so obviously in PAIN here! Have you no care for MY needs? No, of course not. No one does. Not Mumsey, not Daddums, not Jeeves. I bet they'd be glad I was gone. If fact, I'd probably be doing them a favor! That's it, I'll stay alive just to spite them! I'll be the most miserable, selfish, upstart of a child! Actually, this won't be much of a change, but now I'm justified! Life is good.
this suffering just doesn't cease
>>224598720iktf, poomaxxed goon seshes are godly
>>224598738
I am ill and the system does not incentivize recovery
>>224598738it is what it is
>>224598644Half of Shakespeare's plays were comedies
samuel l jackson dead at 79
>>224598667You don't like dick jokes?
>>224598763Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
https://youtu.be/xUmgIXyxwNk?si=ONgAmCQpOUNLA694&t=42
>>224598644read/watch Three Men in A Boat
>>224598769bizarre lie
>>224598769He's 77
I wish my Town of Salem account wasn't banned
>>224598774Lemonparty.com/study-shakespeare
Billy Joel just died.
what does chud even mean anymore
>>224598786Why-is-he-lying?.jpg
>>224598786hes movin out (to heaven)
>>224598794Normgroids have made it near meaningless, kind of like incel.
Is it good NOLA anons?
>>224598780same. i felt a primordial urge to spam the word nigger. i wasnt even angry or anything, i just wanted to do it.
>>224598794Literally nothing, I was talking to my black normie coworker and he said something along the lines of "bro I've been dirty bulking too much, I'm such a fat chud". This is what black people must feel like when they hear others say nigga
>>224598617dont be so mysterious, what did you eat
trying to find a porno
>>224598809I ended up buying so many accounts that they blocked payments from my address. I had to resort to making alternative steam account after.
>>224598786liar
>>224598818Got something specific in mind?
didnt spend enough time with mom before she went to sleep i feel so alone
>>224598644dark was the night as pitch, as black as coal, and at the window out she put her hole, and absalon, so fortune framed the farce,put up his mouth and kissed her naked arse most savorously before he knew of thisand back he startedsomething was amiss;he knew quite well a woman has no beard,yet something rough and hairy had appeared
>>224598826a large part of my childhood is staying up all night playing it, then getting panda express with my dad in the morning, and trying not to fall asleep while eating panda express and playing it.
This kid has more style than you.
>>224598832one video on erome. i should've saved the link
>>224598841He wanna be Reviewbrah so bad
>>224598839Same, played that shit a bunch in middle school. When did your account get banned? They have changed a shit ton of mechanics
>>224598849IKTF. I don't really watch it much these days but there was this one amateur video from Burma that they took down, it was so kino and I still miss it
Got my water intake for the day
>>224598841Fact check: WRONG
Fromsoft games are only good for the first half. The only exception is Dark Souls 3 which stays consistent.
>>224598872dark souls 2 is consistently shit and dark souls 3 is consistently boring
>>224598860i think around 2017. i fucking miss being the jester
>>224598867i save top tier ones desu. i hate when they remove it
If you are looking for the real Dark Souls look within the hearts of men
>>224598833
>>224598867okay i found it. don't know why it got pushed to page 41
>>224598897...Damn...
>>224598902Category?
>>224598897Deep
>>224598908its not asmrhttps://www.erome.com/a/GCoBySbX
>>2245988813 is only boring until you hit the Catacombs of Carthus, then it picks up and stays up.
How about “ASS”MR and she’s farting into the ASMR mic in such a way that gives those ASMR tingles
>>224598927>SoloBased
I told myself I wouldn't be long in the washroom this time but my shower (plus teeth I always do my teeth after I shower) took a solid 30 minutes. Why am I like this?
>>224598884Yea you are in for a shock if you ever come back>Revealed mayor can't whisper anymore >Vamps have to wait a night before biting again if they convert someone. If they don't they can bite again.>Serial Killer can go on "caution" mode which makes it so that he doesn't kill any escorts or jailors.>Jailor deathnote changed>Jester can haunt abstainers now>No alert if you are doused>witches get basic immunity for 1 attack >spy can no longer see whispers>Game was sold so now it no longer mentions suicide, and the escort and consort have had their names changed to tavern keeper and bootlegger. That's all I can think of at the top of my head.>>224598881Forest of Fallen Giants, No Man's Warf, and the Lost Bastille are all good
>>224598944You lack self-control
>>224598937that's real
The 4chan soundtrack by the Buffalo Springfield and The Stooges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUOrdzfzpKw
>>224598951I wash myself very thoroughly.
>>224598945>No Man's Wharf>GoodAre you insane?
>>224598970do you use a loofah?
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my law firm specializes in ai goon battles
You never quite figure out life which is unfortunate.
>>224598971Explain what's bad about it, I think the game falls off right after Huntsmans' Copse
Drank beer and got drunk
>>224598938you want more recs?
What does a lawyer even dothey just talk and argue with each other?
>>224598995>Bet you won't goon in court rn
i have not been the same since my bad trip in november and developing ocd from the panic attack all i do is sit in my room and have bad thoughts and they scare me i wish i never tried thc
>>224598998I've figured out that my life is fucking worthless and I'm too much of a coward to end it.
>>224599009Mostly paperwork
>>224599014If you end your life THEY win
>>224599013that sucks, i hope you get better someday
This makes you horny as fuck.
>>224599013Have you tried sucking cock?
Damn... a nigga really eating pudding right now
Seeing men with reasonably-attractive girlfriends complain about life is like seeing someone complain their toilet isn't made of gold.
Racist isn't even a real word. It was made up by Leon Trotsky and the commies started memeing it everywhere.
>>224599051Sound out the x with the w on vocaroo
>>224599056Racialist is the proper term
All words are made up.
>>224599051If it's a Native American reservation then whatever, their land their rules. But using the IPA is fucking retarded.
>>224599063not true
>>224599067>IPAjust say beer you faggot
>>224599073Ok, give me an example of a word that wasn't made up?
>>224599013a company makes a pill for that
>>224599063Like your sex life *drum solo*
>>224599000It's dark so you need to have your torch out all the time plus some of the worst ganks in the game. Top 3 worst areas only being bested by Shrine of Amana, and The Gutter.
>>224599084what company, i tried lexapro and i got bad side effects
>>224599051Their word for stop is Xanax wtf kind of meme language is that
This ice cream tastes like skunk spray
>>224599085Most people here don't have so I don't have to hide it.
>>224599100you probably need something strong. ask your doctor or ai if that's cheaper
>>224599094>Forces you to use a torchYes, it's designed that way, you can either use both hands or sacrifice one to hold the torch.>Worst ganksAside from those exploding mummies which indeed are bullshit and terribly designed, the area is not even half as bad as places like iron keep.
Just saw a youtube video title that said "M-rated games are for the goyim" My nigger ALL video games are for the goyim, they one of the most worthless pastimes you can have
>>224599133/cum/
>>224599143wtf why is he so rude?
>>224599133
A strong jawline is greatly desirable and pleasing to the eye.
>>224599059>xʷ: An "x" sound pulled from the back of the throat (like a cat hissing) finished with rounded lips.
>>224599166Extremely heterosexual post
oh god i hope she's there tomorrow. i wanna talk to her.
>>224599166You have autism.
>>224599180I remember thinking this way about a certain woman. Stop it, it will only bring you pain and suffering.
>>224599166big jaw weak monke
>>224599007Go for it
>>224599173You are just mad he's stylish and he's getting ALL the hoes
It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sneed
>>224599185I wanna ask her out, but I haven't seen her in over a month. desu I completely understand if the answer is "no", I just want an answer.
>>224599013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haWd-1Ia3d0
>>224599051I have chug meme word fatigue
>>224599196yes, I admit it.
>>224599184>>224599190
We live in a society
This is how I pulled up to your mom's house earlier this afternoon https://youtu.be/wa4wR4G-5eE
saying a prayer for santo carlos cuerco
>>224599201Just do it, but considering the fact you post here the answer will probably be no. How attractive is she on a 1-10 basis? What does she look like
Would you kiss her jawline and cheekbones?
>>224599250she just looks like any other ordinary woman. she's not a supermodel or a goblina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ZCYY-4lAM
How does this affect you personally?
Maybe jeets really are Aryans under all that, it might explain why they don't wash.
>>224599267The question in this board is "How does this affect you internationally?"
Shut the fuck up. Annoying thread tonight
>>224599260Exquisite taste my good man. Unfortunately the homosexual pedophiles on this general prefer round-faced Asian women who look like children
Made some more of my famous fruit smoothie.
>>224599288What’s in it
I like round faced women with large enigmatic eyes
You will never have a woman who looks like this and acts like this.
>The gang's all back together https://youtu.be/Rbj15Zlh-Ag
>>224599297HahahaShowed him!
All men are pedophiles. I'm a woman btw
>>224599123There are so many zombie pirates in the small houses and the stupid dogs that jut bite your ankles to death. It's fine if you ignore the majority of the area and just run to the boss room but if you don't know where you are going or just casually exploring it's a nightmare.>Iron KeepI actually like Iron Keep. The Alonne Knights are fun to fight and the Smelter Demon is a good boss fight unlike Flexile Sentry
>>224599299that's a drawing, it's not real
My taste in women? Well it's a little hard to explain...
>>224599299Acts like what? Smiling?
>>224599290>fresh strawberries>fresh blueberries>2% milk>vanilla ice cream>blackberry jam (this is the secret ingredient)
>>224599263>>224599279How perverse.
You guys aren't that funny sorry to say
>>2245992781-2 retards brigading / spamming
>>224599339Well you're are Canadian sooo....
You niggas encourage gimmick-posters then expect them to quit their gimmicks when it becomes annoying, it doesn't work like that.
>>224599339You need to have a very high IQ to understand /cum/merian humour.
>>224599356Nigga this a kayfabe thread
>>224599192aussieava, carliemarie - OF whores. you can find their stuff anywherehttps://www.erome.com/a/TBfDGwAi - she's an actresssonderwoman
>>224599320showed momberg this and she laughed hard at it
>>224599310Have sex with me but only if you are reasonably attractive. >>224599314>I actually like Iron Keep. The Alonne Knights are fun to fight and the Smelter Demon is a good boss fight unlike Flexile SentryI dislike it because you are actively punished for fully unlocking the shortcut, all the Alonne knights will charge at you if you lower the bridge. Not to mention the Alonne knights have terrible animations that just makes them look retarded (a pervasive issue is dark souls 2)Also I'm retarded and misread your post as saying The Lost Bastile instead of No Man's Warf
Such beauty is soothing to the soul.
who up surviving they crafting
>>224599360Appreciate the effort, as an unc I don't know a lot of these newer OF thots
Lost my job due to the trade war. Sucks I guess. I get EI, which covers 75% of my wage for about 6 weeks.
>They call me "Ice Cold Pete" round these parts
>>224599383>Lost my job due to the trade war.Good.
Who up jerking they pork
Listening to incelcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z4rU9mPVyM
Just set some mousetraps in the car
>>224599371>Such beauty is soothing to the soul.I like your autistic prose. It's funny.
>>224599391More Americans will lose jobs than here. I am likely to start working at a different plant in a few weeks.
>>224599397It would make more sense if one side was just human
>>224599383A sacrifice the boomers are more than willing to make
Gas went up 50 cents in two days
>>224599402Seems strange to me it has taken over 24h to catch them. Use peanut butter and snap traps.
>>224599411>More Americans will lose jobs than herePlease stop watching CBC
>>224599411TeleSemen Canada just fired me!
if i dont rise from my bed pronounce me dead paint my casket redyeah thats what the fuck i said
>>224599379>unctell me you've seen thesehttps://www.xvideos.com/video.lhthad9f3/hot_brunette_swallows_boyfriend_s_cum_in_carhttps://www.xvideos.com/prof-video-click/upload/indianabones600/kboubd5fa7/girlfriend_sucks_off_her_boyfriend_part_2arguably the most famous - https://www.xvideos.com/prof-video-click/upload/indianabones600/kbhlulc3cb/girlfriend_sucks_off_her_boyfriend
>>224599439
My cursor shan't be going anywhere near those links.
>>224599451same xister
>>224599451it's xvideos, you stupidass
i cant wait to have another nightmare tonight
>>224599371Women like this look too alien for me to find them hot
>>224599383that sucks.
>>224599439I haven't, although seeing them tagged with 4chan makes me think there's some lore here idk about
>>224599482Are you the anon who has nightmares every night
>>224599514There're a lot of us
Everyone this year suddenly started saying "war of choice" and "trade war of choice." I think I understand what they mean I guess but no one ever used that phrase before. It just came out of nowhere. It sounds like a psyop.
Just spoke on the phone for an hour with my friend who I haven't seen in almost 2 years.Remember to keep in touch with your friends, bros
>>224599551I haven't heard this phrase
>>224599551a lot of simultaneous talking points are going out through usual suspects
>>224599422I just set them like 15 minutes ago Used peanut butter and some snazzy traps
>>224599555>for an hourbabby tierMe and my friend can talk on the phone for like five hours. We have a phone call every few months or so.
It's the year of the Fire Horse and frankly, aside from the war in Iran, nothing else has happened
>>224599551stop trying to gaslight us
>>224599574I can't talk that long with anyone at all lol
>>224599551>trade war of choiceboomers and canadians are SEETHING
Boring thread im out
I hate being brown and being an incel and being a brown incel and being a browncel
>>224599586shut the fuck up
>>224599586That's perfectly understandable
>>224599586chad hands typed out this post
>>224599586Schizojeet>>224599588Redditjeet
Americlap is my favourite 4chanism. Burgerclap is good too.
Bush invasion of Iraq could be called a "war of choice" but no one ever said that. boomers are so dumb their worldview is dictated by dumb slogans
>>224599586This but I'm a white incel and JBW doesn't work for me >>224599602This isn't funny, I feel bad for him :(
Burgerjeet
I've never heard this trade war of choice phrase
i'm a canadian citizen now, how do i feel and become canadian
>>224599610Watching your countryman suffer should make you feel bad.
>>224599613new 4chanism unlocked
If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
>>224599615I heard it on a radio politics show that my auntberg was listening to. This boomer (a Republican by the way) was bitching about Trump's "trade war of choice" with Canada.
do NOT call me a BURGERJEET
>>224599615It is of choice because it is not out of necessity, other than to distract the people from Epstien and Iran.
>>224599324wow fat
>In traditional Chinese culture, the Goat is a symbol of kindness, purity, filial piety, and peace. Have these niggas ever actually fucking seen a goat?
>>224599602They’re doing this to me tomorrow
Recommend me an onlyfans egirl to cum to
>>224599640lamb and goat are interchangable in chinese
I don't like my ethnic face and skin color, but I am stuck with those features.
>>224599635burgerjeet pls...
stfu burgerjeet
>>224599647so are dog, rat, pigeon, cat, and hamster
>>224599602I taught my mom Americlap and she thought it was funny
чизбypгep
>>224599665finna clap dem cheekz boi
I always wake up from sleep with a feeling of existential doom. I can feel it in the pit of my stomach the moment my eyes open.
>>224599665Have you taught her how to ass clap
>>224599674Why is his year of death earlier than his year of birth
>>224599681nigga shut the fuck up no one cares
>>224599686He's a time traveler you stupid fuck
>>224599686your's isn't?
>>224599674Love seeing quotes like theses just makes me more angry knowing I will never have love >>224599681Same except I'm a white incel
just stop having bad thoughts lol
I think I'll make some chili on Friday. Maybe it'll be cool that day (it won't).
Incels should just fuck each other and create little chudlings
>>22459968611904 BC
Dubs and I have sex sometime in my life
Would it even be possible to have a chronologically reversed timeline, if we could control time? Like you live and age normally but instead of advancing, everything moves backwards. You go from having a shitty iPhone to a Nokia brick phone to a rotary house phone. Your car eventually disappears and you just have a horse.
>>224599647Based language chad
Please help me cum I need to cum post hot girls
>>224598620I have only 2100 dollars I somehow need to get enough for flight school 3000 down payment
why dont you goonniggas ever pray instead of jacking off 24/7
>>224599701No such thing as a white incel. Go for Asian girls.
>>224599704This is basically the cure to depression. Learn to recognize when you start developing negative thoughts or feelings and suppress the feeling with rational thought. Depression is basically mild psychosis which is often mistreated with SSRIs
>>224599733You underestimate my autism. My personality makes me literally unfuckable. JBW is a meme. Plus there are no Asians in North Western Illinois
>>224599722
>>224599733Really, as a white dude as long as I was nice and respectful to any minority chick she was down to smash.
>tell flight instructor that I am autistic >He says if we got rid of every autistic pilot, truck driver or train driver America would stop functioning
>>224599751In my country truck drivers are all smelly jeets instead
>>224599727>>224599751Buy a lotto ticket, you'll win I promise.
Incels are so annoying. We get it no woman wants to touch you shut the fuck up
>>224599751Upvoted this and awarded golf, so wholesome it made me smile
NEED a perfect gf like Hannah
Only white people and Northeast Asians can have autism. Other races are not capable of autism.
>>224599736If you go abroad, your autism won't matter as much because of the language barrier. JBW is more powerful overseas.
>>224599734People also seem to downplay the influence of lifestyle and habits on depression. I try to stay connected with people from the past, drink lots of water, run 20-30km a week, and eat more cold water fish, fruit, whole grains, vegetables, legumes, etc. It takes the edge off of what is probably either depression, cyclothymia, or bipolar II
Lot of lol quirky random spork posters tonight
Huffing petrichor (weed vape).
>>224599733Also the girl who ghosted me which I'm still mad about was Latina. So obviously JBW didn't work then >>224599773>just be a passport broI'm a pathetic incel but even I have my own limits
I can't sleep but I am insanely busy tomorrow.
>>224599775Whenever I go for a walk I stop being depressed and I just get angry.
>>224599778Schizojeet has been here intermittently for some time now
>>224599775Certainly those environmental factors and lifestyle improvements will provide routine and lessen the intrusive negative thoughts, but really once you learn to identify and suppress the negative thoughts, depression seems rather silly.
will a Des-Mex fusion cuisine develop in the US in the coming years? A wet burrito in curry sauce n' shit!
Autism is a northern trait. The southern races cannot understand it.Varg is a goofball but this is one thing where he is in fact correct.
>>224599783I'm gonna be busy tomorrow too. I have a dentist appt at 12:20pm and then gotta get home by 5pm for a meeting. Transit to and from this dental clinic is fucky and I don't know if my teeth will take very long so I'm a bit worried.
You're not depressed you are just lazy retarded and/or unmotivated
>>224599781You don't want it badly enough. That's your problem.
>>224599803For better or for worse, environmental factors in industrialized nations is the cause of autism, and once in a while an autistic genius solves a generational problem for that society.
>point laser into your eye>go blind>pay $5,000 to a doctor>shines laser in your eye>magically see better than before
Sucks that I can't legally fly people to places as a private pilot because it's illegal to ask them to cover fuel costs I need a commercial license
>>224599781Go for Asians
Depression is due to the fact we live in an unnatural environment and thus have negative reaction to it
>>224599820good laser vs evil laser
>>224599822Or if you are an old stock Canadian or American, go for newer generation Eastern and Southern Europeans.
>>224599822I told you my nigga, there are no Asians around here. The closest thing are Latinas.
>>224599830Correct but I'd say the underlying issue is more that our evolutionary responses to it are not effective in the modern world.
>>224599820goyim are punished when they try to use jewish magic
>>224599841>just destroy your pedigree
>>224599842You should be able to get a Latina; if not, get your passport. How could you be on /int/ and not be willing to travel to other countries?
Bryce Canyon National Park is pretty cool
Funnily enough only thing I worry about flight school is costs because it makes me nervous I can realsicitically get it at 40 hours but still
Cheesecake in the outside fridge
when a /cum/mer speaks, i listen
>>224599859Utah has the most underrated National Parks
Are you listening Reply if you are
Varg has good beard genetics. Most people when they grow a beard it looks ugly and disgusting but Varg's beard actually looks good.
>>224599830I've postulated about this, and it isn't actually conclusive. I always thought escaping the city and going camping, or staying in the country, was a natural reset on the mind and eases depression. However in Canada, suicide rates are highest among those who live closest to nature, such as in small towns and rural areas. The concept is hard to reconcile other than the fact that the 'return' to nature is a voluntary choice, rather than a circumstantial reality
>>224599875Fuck you
I am a depressed sperg, and I have still tried to geomax.
>>224599872the parks are adequately rated and well known
>>224599872Let's level all of them and use the land for mining, data centers, and parking lots.
>>224599878It's 100% dependent on hair density
>>224599892Schizojeet is taking all your jeet aura this evening, jeetmogged if you will
>>224599895+ low income subsidized government housing for BIPOCs and weed stores
Jerking dryly
>>224599880>However in Canada, suicide rates are highest among those who live closest to nature, such as in small towns and rural areas.But do they actually live the hunter-gatherer lifestyle or are they just wageslaves in a rural environment? I can counter this by saying that hunter-gatherers have the lowest suicide rate amongst all human societies.
>>224599885Have you tried going back to Lahore? You'd be seen as upper class after living in the West and learning English. The status and ego boost may ease your depression
>>224599916>>224599916New
>>224599830they weren't healthy though people used to die pretty early from tooth decay if they didn't get killed by something else first
>>224599913The First Nations, who have the highest suicide rate by demographic, have the opportunity to live as hunter gatherers, however many end up welfare maxing instead.I wonder if they qualified the statistics of First Nations and Inuit suicide rates, by differentiating between hunter gatherers vs urban natives, if that would impact the statistics
