Which one, lads? edition
>>224600301Fuck Apple and fuck all of its supporters, do not buy an iPhone apple are greedy fucks and their customer support is dog shit, lost 14 years of data on my iCloud account because of apples shitty security loopholes and rate limiting their security is absolute horseshit do not ever think about buying dog shit like an iPhone ever again before u inevitably break it and give them more money or just lose all ur data to their shit handling.
hi
>>224600322sounds like a you problem
>>224600322>that flag
>>224600334Hi nigga
rorke is not political he just wants his looksmatch gf, bennies, and doesn't want foruns in his country(i am rorke)
Might go play the Pokémon showdown learning grind But I do bad after watching videos and playing it So I might go for a wank and play Pokémon showdown and win
I’m older than 18, not younger
I'm just here to inspect these generals, tee hee
Bought a Kobo
>>224600348Hi Hay
>>224600322facts
>>224600355um
>>224600355Glad that's not my daughter And looks like what women do after they do some shit and chat mercs them for it
why did the bbc cancel rupauls drag race UK
>>224600359Hay
Must have a Yorkshire slag now. Now
>>224600370i don't know
GCHQ trying to gaslight me out of a wank. They don't want me to win at Pokémon
My phenotype is innately repulsive to women
>Incels crying about being incels in completely unrelated threads
>>224600388Pretty sad you slit your wrists over being brown. And I'm glad you didn't die but it's based you did the artery and down the road
>>224600388not true
Where are her parents desu (like 5 years ago)
>>224600388Blackmaxx Shave your head and lift weights
>>224600388I'm white and never had any luck with women so
>>224600416Couldn't be me
Goodnight brit
>>224600413Mutt's law
The internet really gave a shitton of power to the biggest runts alive>influencers >programmers>tech CEOs>mainstream news>video game designers>youtube "essayists" (lmao)The internet is like a form of AIDS, in that your natural instincts evolved over millions of years to avoid harm is completely absent. And through posts and content, all their ugly thoughts and ideas and wishes you are now exposed to indefinitely
https://voca.ro/15Ud8G0iw2CP
>>224600425Gn pepsidawg
>>224600426>You're evil btw
>>224600425ok goodnight !!!
Pot noodle at 5amMan I'm feeling like a Rockstar ..
A helpful guide to accommodation for brits wishing to move to australiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_zoos_in_Australia
2027the year of the great happening
>>224600301They are all fugly. Besides being expensive.
>>224600465When will your next stream be? I would like to watch it.
>>224600467so they can see your mum in one of those?
I want to make a little Iris (the best Pokémon gym leader)
>>224600482done him
Mousey.. that man scares me
>>224600467Ah you also got that thing from the latest dossier didn't you The problem is that the zoo (for dogs/horses) would need to be take-home
>>224600482I have two dads
Can say Iris is the best gym reader rarely, because it's a bit noncey to say it for no reason
any isle of wight man in
https://voca.ro/1i6BJlwmTvv9
>>224600526Ryde man in
>>224600512>>>224600530
mad how the isle of wight exists and there are people living on it
>>224600512>>224600546
Post shit for me to jerk off to. I'm stonewalled
reckon there are people who have never left the isle of wight their entire life
https://voca.ro/1fsk6ZuDhcQb
>>224600322/thread>>224600301kys irl consoomer
Gonna jerk off to nice nature lol
>>224600551source?
https://voca.ro/15kpnWNWxL2C
hate hate hate hate hate seeing slobs amble around in tracksuitswould blow them all up if i could
just figured out what happened during the Planck epoch
People with long hair don't wash their hair every day
love edinburgh
>>224600632You shouldn't wash your hair everyday. Some people argue you should only use baking soda once in a while
>>224600635More like EdinBRUH
>>224600632https://voca.ro/1aiXLTNklIr2
what an ugly fat looking baby
>>224600638One thing I've been meaning to do is leaving the shampoo in while I wash my body
>>224600301I already have the S25+Looks better imo
Love not being able to pick my phone up without Android changing apps 200 times and opening up ai assistant then going back to the home screen, pausing my videon
https://voca.ro/1hAP5jC6WDwq
>>224600631what happened then?
>>224600632that's not true at all, i wash my hair everyday it would feel really gross if i didn't
https://files.catbox.moe/smyhwa.jpgIdk if the femanon is still here but here's a picture I took after a shower and walk around
>>224600638it's fine to wash your hair everyday. never heard of using baking soda but an apple cider vinegar or beer rinse is really good
mad how it's thursday
Oh yeah that anon is moving out TOMORROW. So soon
>>224600649really no benefit to that. after shampooing, leave the conditioner in while you do other stuff in the shower
>>224600704I don't have conditioner
>>224600708get some!
>>224600693friday eve
>>224600709No it's too expensive and I'm not on PIP etc
I thought mousey was on PIP
never understood why 4chan is so anti-shampoo like why
https://voca.ro/1o24nHG6f0gS
>>224600717if you can manage some inexpensive conditioner, you only have to use a little bit of it
>>224600730what’s in the shampoo bottles really? just seems unnatural
>>224600752No!
I'm not a horse
>>224600772ok
I barely have any hair left to shampoo.
>>224600753well how else are you going to get the 5g nano crystals embedded into your scalp? you will use the shampoo and you will like it
How are you a paki incel when you could channel that self hatred into fucking Indians and making mutt babies Imagine you but not caring about being brown but being half whatever. Probably next ghengis khan
I have long hair and I haven't washed it in literal ages
>>224600795no thanks, i’ll stick to my plastic water bottles for that
>>224600764okay fine but if you ever drink beer, you should try doing a beer rinse every once and while
>>224600301
>>224600812I used to like the smell of my hair when it was dirty. But if you go too long without washing it just feels grimy on the scalp in my experience
https://voca.ro/17ezDuG6QYsQ
>>224600746Women wash it once ever 2-3 days and it's always a chore and it takes one hour and a whole ritual to dry it out...but it is worth it.
>>224600813okay, but at least remember to leave them in direct sunlight every now and then
https://voca.ro/16eBij6B4cm9
>>224600889https://voca.ro/13TONtkEHCm7
>Edible insects have long been promoted as nutritious and environmentally friendly, with the potential to transform global agriculture. But mainstream acceptance, especially in western societies, has remained limited, largely due to the “ick” factor of chowing down on bugs. But that could be changing, experts say, as Thailand leads the way in sustainable insect farming. “I think they can set an example for the rest of the world,” says Arnold van Huis, a professor of tropical entomology at Wageningen University in the Netherlands.
feeling fat
>>224600905I did have long hair for a while in highschool but that was because I was depressed cause I broke up with my gf and couldn't be bothered, I even didn't go to school for a month cause we were in the same class.
>>224600910how so
Aggressively peng light this morning All pink and orange
takes me 5-10 minutes to wash and condition my hair during a shower, maybe up to 30 minutes to blow dry it but that's in increments while i do other stuff in between. 2 minutes for styling lotion or gloss gel, 15 minutes to style unless it's a special occasion girls do this from puberty, it's like shaving and make up it becomes second nature
>>224600957very pretty, thought is was italy at first from the thumbnail
>>224600986Imagine the lack of smell :(
https://youtube.com/shorts/m6PBCHjnO2A?is=mwlh2hHPnqitE7RwMe ORhttps://youtube.com/shorts/FVR_2C55ou4?is=TrkqeT_DnTtC3TuiMe as the dog
>>224600938https://voca.ro/12COWfrr5Bk8
>>224600959I love you still
>>224600991go to bed nigga
>>224601015hopefully AI goes rogue and kills all humans
>>224601013Ok :3
>>224601015Aliens
https://voca.ro/1ikK4HfJQN93
>>224601013? :3
>>224601026You really sound like a loser
>>224600986queens
>>224601025I hope Aliens go rogue and kill all humans
>>224601015Slavery probably
bames motel
>>224601036Cope you're boring
i have decided to wake up
Are female police officers just power hungry cunts with an inferiority complex / chip on their shoulder?
Pokémon gold bars
>>224601060my body decides for me when i need to wake upi have no say in the matter
>>224601063not sure why the word "female" is required in this sentence
>>224601066LOL
>>224601066I hope Pokemon goes rogue and kills all humans
create an AI trained on 4chan to make the ultimate shitpost
https://voca.ro/19bzIc5mOv5J
>>224601000
>>224601063Wish one of them wanted a K9 boyfriend
>>224601088you sound black to me
>>224601060bad decision
>>224600998I was depressed for longer cause it was my first gf. Girls do like it when it's a nice full luscious long hair but mine was neglected left to grow from all sides. What kind of instrument did you play?>>224601026I think some girls are just attracted to androgynous lanky rockstar kind of guys, also it does help if you are David Bowie lol. Wasn't he popular in the 70s 80s? Your voice sounds quite young.
>>224601015my cock
>>224601101Yeah that one with the whippet was probably fitThanks for the hope, Canada I didn't mean "love" (it's just you are a girl) but you are a wonderful person
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
>>224601107You know authority on black then ask your mom she knows
>>224601117Post it then
>>224601121joke's on you i have 2 dads
going to touch the 6/10 with a nice smile on the arm today to see what happens
Luckily, the amount of misinformation I engage in is harmless, I inject about once a month into the timeline on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me?
>>224601015nothing, just more and more ai for a really long time and then collapse
>>224601113I play drums bass and guitar.Yeah but I'm talking about the emo era. There were a lot of girls that were still in to David Bowie at that time, and you had My chemical romance and a ton of emo and screamo bands who's audience was primarily female. Then you also had pop punk bands that were still around at that time again their audience was mostly girls
>>224600718seeen her nudie all sorts
Ragebaiting the gf by calling her a little piggy
>>224601137No you don't you're just some jealous boring nerd American
Wonder how far we are from total online solipsism simulator where we really are the only real nigga left and everyone else around is simulated. They can get pretty close already probably. The thing I don't think AI is close to cracking is funny. I think lying pathologically and being funny is the future of humanity.
And honestly maybe blackface
completely run out of clean socks
>>224601163you're black
>>224600986Going to rank them all and then post my ratings here, or maybe just a tier list. I'll be back in about 30 minutes
>>224601194can't wait x
building a silly little njuke in my garage hihi
>>224601150>I play drums bass and guitar.NiceGood era, like everything else in the world fads like these come to the Balkans 10 years later but it was a fun period, actual 10/10 girls thought they were sad for 2-3 years and average guys could actually smash before they reverted to their natural stacy form. Bowie did have a resurgence yes. During the emo era I did listen to metal and we though the emo guys are gay but I did listen to Fallout Boy, Paramore and MCR secretly :D
And the clowns will be made to bury the noble and the clowns will cry and their value to Janny will dwindle and they'll be cut from the squad.
>>224601182Ok. I'm black.
>>224601222nigger
and the mountains will drop sweet wine and the hills shall melt
>>224601118that is sweet of you, i actually don't know if i'm being made fun of but thank you. i sincerely hope you do have hope, anon
yank banter is so boring
>>224601161
watching videos about korea and i noticed that the sky is very blue over theremuch bluer than our skywonder why that is
>>224601202Yeah it was a great era there was lots of shows going on. Every town had its own scene, its own bands. Nothing like that really exists today. I talked to a lot of zoomers and they tell me about going to see bands of my generation or older because there aren't that many rock bands out there for 20-year-olds that are into rock. Are they tell me they're seeing a zoomer band and they're playing at some tiny little venue. Lol my family was about as conservative as the average Bulgarian family. So everything I did was viewed as freaky, growing my hair long and dying it black getting an ear ring. And you know what? Girls loved it. They still do, I've heard girls say they wish emo would come back and guys would start dressing like rockers but zoomer males mostly listen to electronic music or video game soundtracks and they're more into anime and that whole scene.
PETER HITCHENS: The nightmare of 9/11 became a pretext for a new age of repression, stupid wars and censorship. How I miss the freedom, light, joy and humour that existed before. But will we ever get them back? I see no sign of it
>>224601230>>224601236Americans are the worst people on this website. They get jealous and catty about everything while being incredibly boring and uptight. I've only really had problems with other Americans on this website because they are huge Karens that want to tattletale on you so they feel powerful.
>>224601236What do you want to banter about? I've got about 45 minutes before headcount.
>>224601265calm down
>>224600986*dives nakedly into them*
>>224601236And you'd better fucking answer me this time, I'm not joking or trying to be cute. I'm telling you man to man. What do you want to banter about?
>>224601251eatin soap
>>224601294aussie blokes be like>oh nauuur that’s mi childhood
>>224601300thats nice dear
oh nauuur that's mi childhood
Where's mikey?
>>224601294reminds me of stamper
>>224601152Why not call her a puppy? Scared?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm8DRUgmjZc
>>224601300very silly berg
>>224601236I'm sorry Russia, I was kidding. You've accurately described living as an anxious person several times and I hope my American joshing tones were obvious to you and you appreciated the attempt at irony. Did you? Answer me.
>>224601314haha oh you lot really are like this aren’t you
I'm in a gingerpedo solipsism simulator
>>224601257>Lol my family was about as conservative as the average Bulgarian family. So everything I did was viewed as freaky, growing my hair long and dying it black getting an ear ring.I mean it's not that bad but you will be made fun of. There is a big metal scene here so long hair and all that is not a problem. My father is the biggest Slaye/Sepultura fan so he got me into that music from a young age, he would drive me to kindergarden while blasting Raining Blood but it was cool cause he took me to concerts from when I was 8. >And you know what? Girls loved it. They still doTrue, emo guys got a lot of pussy back then despite us calling them gay. >I've heard girls say they wish emo would come back and guys would start dressing like rockersThe nostalgia factor is big with the younger generation even more than previous ones longing for the 80s. And yes girls are now into techno and raves at least in Europe and it has been like that for the last 15 years even more.It does suck how social media kind of killed all the local scenes and blended everything together.
im gay, deal with it
>>224601419Oh i will, you can bet your bum on that
>>224601419he’s trans btw if that matters
Any Red Dead Redemption 2 trailer 2 appreciators in?https://youtu.be/F63h3v9QV7w
>>224601419sir, yes sir!
>>224601419why would i have to deal with fixing your gayness?that's a personal issue, not mine
read to go to work but i'm not going yet because i'll arrive too early
>>224601518go in a bit then
>>224601469for me it's red dead redemption 2: the game
Thinking about getting a cat.
>>224601405Any good metal festivals in Bulgaria?
reckon i have a worse life than any of you except the russian
>>224601526https://youtu.be/e5wwSxl0atc
makes you think doesn't it
On This Day in 1984. Moscow State Radio calls for donations for the British miners on strike.Bronislav Myakota, the Russian radio commentator, said an aid fund had been set up and invited donations to be made in support.
>>224601525yes i think this is the right course of action
>>224601529are there cats everywhere in bulgaria like in greece and turkey
he is big
https://youtu.be/Q5fEgKj9QNs
are any of you lads ai agents? surely not
https://youtu.be/huylF_VuBSo
>>224601419Oh I'll deal with it alright *punches the palm of my hand*
>>224601541Yes, every year. Google Hills of Rock. I did go last year to this. Metallica/Slayer have been here about 4-5 times. I even went to the big four in 2010 (thanks dad). I have been to Trivium, Bullet, Maiden and many others. >>224601564yes but those pics are from a Greek island which was filled with cats, we had 6 in front of our house and 2-3 cats on every corner and they all let me pet them.
had so much time this morning i just gave my nose hairs a right good trimmage
Everyone is trapped by their environment and their genetics and by the events of history leading up to the very present and there is no escape from this trap. If you are meant to die today, you will die and if you are meant to win the lottery, you will win the lottery. From genetic diseases to how youlook, your upbringing and your futuretrajectory it has all been decided and you have no or very little control over it.
>>224601559might be time to consider leaving
>>224601618best bit about that cursed peninsula is the millions of cats
>>224601618>big four in 2010I've never seen Slayer properly (I saw a bit of them from afar as they were clashing with someone else I wanted to see) but a Slayer pit sounds fun. Hopefully they'll have another farewell tour soon.I've seen Metallica, Megadeth and Anthrax though.
another day of being virgin incel freak
virgin incel freak nazi communist schizophrenic doomer chuds
What's stopping the new head of procurement from kidnapping me, typing me up, sitting on my face, and forcing me to call her mummy
Girlie what the duck
Only one man who can save Britain and he’s a zoomer
>>224601529you definitely should, it would be so cute
rorke skipping the first 30% of a youtube video because it never contains anything useful (he calls this the rorke constant)
>>224601546are you okay? ultimately we're all just bozos on the same bus
>>224601718>3102insane how many mongs waste their time writing comments for a newspaper article
>>224601741You do not have a single man named Rorke in your country and I'm calling fib
>>224601719he thinks hes straberry xD
>>224601683It's so nice having cats around. >>224601685Slayer are great live, I got to see em 3 times with Hanneman before he died. I also saw Mastodon a few months here>>224601618 before Brent Hinds had that accident RIP. Btw Smashing Pumpkins killed it, was very pleasantly surprised and never thought I'd see em live. >I've seen Metallica, Megadeth and Anthrax though.Nice, I was never a big Anthrax fan though. >>224601719Seriously thought about getting one of these>>224600889 little ones but didn't want to take em from the mother.
What are you supposed to do with boobs?
>>224601805look at them and go 'corrr'
>>224601805Nurse your baby with them
>>224601805Slap em around, give em a jiggle, kiss the nip
>>224601551they can actually really talk, it always amazes me how parrots can do that
>>224601805Feed the babies
Simping should be a criminal offense. Like a week in prison each time
There has to be at least 1 femcel in brit
>>224601805Boob haplogroupsR1b boob Elizondo visigoth haplogroup muah, R1a Harrison Irish muah
Any owls in
>>224601849Why
>>224601875hoot
don’t make em like that anymore
>>224601804right what's with the ominous red stain, then
>>224601804they're so sweet. hopefully you get a little creature soon, be sure to post a pic when you do
>>224601906No idea>>224601908I will, the only problem is that sometimes I'm not home on the weekend and don't want to leave the little guy alone.
>>224601858uh girls don't have y haplogroups
Smells like rotten egg in Harrogate this morning
>>224601975sorr m8 i farted
>>224601898weve got robots to do this nowadays
>>224601967You guys are too hard on yourselves
>>224601855Just an Indian
looks like team rorke is blasting off agaiiiiiiin
>>224601804Maybe I will see you there one year. ;)Only been to one non-uk festival so far
>>224601855An Arab woman posted in the last thread
summers over matey
somewhere there's a girl begging to meet a nice guy like yourself but she won't because you never put yourself out there
>>224602056That would be cool, I missed it this year but the only ones I was interested in were Manson and Lamb of God and it was two different days and it was during peak heat wave so I decided not to go. Wonder what next years line up will be.>>224602058truly sad
I'm not a nice guy and I'm gay
>>224602057wasn’t Arab or a woman
>>224602074trvke
Girls are scary
>>224602058lush
>>224601962he'd probably be fine on his own as a grown cat for a weekend, but yeah wouldn't be so good for a kitten. someone going in to play with him and checking his food and litter a couple of times a day might work though
Arab women are monkeys
>>224602105never seen anyone wear corduroys and not look completely out of touch
Studies have shown that children who experience adverse circumstances tend to apply themselves academically as a way of coping.
I've entered my knit jumpers arc
>>224602123Problem is my mother and brother are alergic and can't come to watch him. That's why we never had pets.
too warm for knits unless you’re outside all day
>>224602035no, i was being autistic and missed the joke about a, b, c etc. although there may be something to it because my dad is r1a and guess what aha
>>224602132I like brown women
>>224602136you need a more sophisticated circle
a brown willy on a brown woman
Charlton Athletic 1947 FA Cup winners sub-edish
>>224601875yes this is owl
>>224602195they’re always too saturated and look fine in the country but that’s about it
personally for me the podcasts and youtube content around sports have completely supplanted the actual games
>>224602213fills the desire for social interaction
>>224602225ye without being exhausting or expecting anything of me like people would
Imagine sex
>>224602206stop it you're hurting him
>>224602092ktim
imagine gay porn
there's still hope
would shag hunter schafer silly
life protip: go out to on dates without showering because my masculine musk will attract them. also, do a wnak and don't clean up to add to the smell
works busy but an old fella wanted a quote for a clean and mold seal on his roof, i purposely quoted it at a price he would tell me to fuck off but he agreed to it so now i feel guilty doing a job for an old bloke at like 1.5x what i would typically charge
>>224602270no you wouldnt because its only an arsehole so you would get bored without a vagina
beautiful tacklehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_aHtkOtrg
feeling some regret now, aren’t you?
>>224602297always, why do you care
am i freed from desire if there are no feelings associated with any of my doings, yet i still do news because there may be nothing to loose, even if there is nothing important to gain?
that's pornography
Brown women penis
>>224602282Tell him it was an quicker job than you expected when you arrive and take the normal rate
>>224602311who let the dogs outwho who who who
>>224602163oh yeah, i remember you mentioning that. you could adopt an adult who would be okay being alone for the occasional overnight. as long as you put out enough food and water they're fine. you could get a little camera and watch him on your phone while you're away
hes not well
>>224602282he's a rich bitch so who cares. prices should scale with income tbf. if you're a lawyer and you shop in charity shops when you could shop at john lewis you're doing poor people out of required goods.a millionaire would walk into any 2nd hand shop and buy everything but he doesn't because of fairness
>>224602332Don't post my pic please
>>224602323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM
>>224602247he likes it, he's fine
>>224602334no john lewis here so where am I allowed to shop on £70k in your plan
personally I read every thread I missed
>>224602325Yeah perhaps, but I really want a small kitten, I just played with 3 of them in Greece and they are so cute it's unreal. If I lived with someone that would be the perfect scenario for getting a little one. >>224602332is this a hair piece?
>>224602268tbf no state is more stable than being dead
Need sucked me
blog on you boring bastard
>>224602386ok
>>224602332that is an embalmed corpse
men think they want a girl to approach them but think about it for a second. a girl like that would have brand new STIs that doctors have never even heard of
>>224602402>>224602402>>224602402New you
>>224602401not true at all
>>224602351ssense
>>224600322>my iCloud>>my>>cloud
