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wigger starmer vs mango burnham
A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." Chinaman says, "Why?" Doctor says, "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."
POST OF THE THREAD>>224628208SIX (you)s for this one, good going guys but lets step it up for this thread!
Andy is a slick gangsterFucks your mum makes sure to thank her
>>224628963it’s for edge banding wood, no metal involved sadly
>>224628982scr
>>224628957love an itty bitty waist honestly just not one of those high test slampig enjoyers
>>224628982FCKINGS CEREASCMASCMING
monster raping loony party
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDsertFcR8k
Do the dead yank dance
>>224629016um
might make the post of the thread
really? you screamed at that did you? bounce up and down on your zoomer gamer chair and screamed at that posted did you
might start streaming the game i like would need to figure out how all that streaming business works though
*enters thread*
>>224629031yeah
screaming how's he done that?
my missus laughs and giggles at most the simple things on tiktok but humour is so estranged that someone posting ‘rape’ makes me chortle
>>224629031They're like ai, they reproduce things they've seen in the thread with no internal compression
dont think ill open that webm
hmm don't think i'll hover over that
>>224629031yes I hooted, I chortled, I screamed, so what
>>224628982a priest, an imam and a rabbit go to donate blood. they're asked for their blood types. the priest says "i'm type a+"the imam goes "i believe i am b-"the rabbit says "i think i'm a type-o"
>>224629049right um
>>224628980could be post of the thread already.
>>224629049
>>224629031
oldmanwanking.mp4
alright chin up mate hahaha
>>224629049mental that this is how ALL unmarried men end up.
old man shooiting ropes
>>224629061>>224629062Watched the whole thing, still find it funny
>>224629053Everything's coming up Millhouse
>>224629073hehe
Holo demmies active
we used to be a countryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVmN8HvYLo
got gay bum raped by the pope when i was a young lad
ooo pornooo disgusting thinggrow up
>>224629083Did they remove his Chelsea shirt to save him embarrassment
>>224629113which pope?
what's on the agenda today then lads
>>224629083AI on a mad ting
>>224629083Certainly gets points for creativity. I read about a guy who invented a machine that zapped his dick with just the right amount of electricity to stimulate him without being painful and would just sit there zapping himself for hours at a time. We really are very simple creatures.
>>224629122the catholic pope
>>224628982btw u cant say "chinaman" anymorewoke gone madit's now chinaperson
>>224629122Sorry type I meant popeye
>>224629123it friday!!!!!!! i will do nothing when i get off toil ok
>>224629119Hwl
25 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers
reading American Psycho and it's a genuinely laugh out loud funny bookBateman describing people's clothes never gets old, just gets funnier by the repetition
>>224629130spoeak for yourselfatheistic unsouled animals
>>224629123populist revolution
>>224629149Funniest shit I ever saw
Genuinely baffling how so many boomers still think Boris was an amazing PM
>>224629153would you dare call it a laugh riot?
>>224629149does my nut in
>>224629157Hey Diego, why does the Bible list an entire random family lineage in Genesis? Doesn't make a good first impression for me
>>224629149wouldnt have happened if i was around
>>224629179"amazing pm" the man who waged war against his own country insane level of authoritarian oppressiontruly evil man
>>224629174might be age, I made an attempt back in uni days and didn't get it either but at 31 it's suddely a top notch funny book
>>224623530
>>224629186which random family is that my G
every american mid-westerner dresses like a slob
>>224629195Who is the oldest poster here? I'm 36
legend
sucking a big black bbc at 99999999999999999999999999999999mph
>>224629179it amazed me that he became PM yes
>>224629203Screaming
>>224629206I can't be arsed to go and check but I think it's Methuselah's family, it goes on for ages and ages about his sons and daughters and their sons and daughters and their sons and daughters etc and I'm just wanting to know what the point of it all is
>>224629123We're going to get worked up into an incel rage over the most minor complaints and internet shout at each other until it's time to go to bed. Hbu?
hate how aussies say data
>>224629227so you mean ancestors of the israelites hmmm yes wonder why the jews would care about that...
>>224629179I've got a boomer colleague that still gives it the "he could've been the modern day churchill", no joke
>>224629241I like their funny little accent
>>22462920942, I'm >>224628807
>>224629246Too dangerous to be permitted to live
>>224629263How is it being 42?
was on my third divorce when tekken tag tournament 1 came out
>>224629211>mfw the man fails to kick the ball
Dangerously high chance of toad in the hole and mashed potato for dinner tonight
>>224629266It's time for a new species to take over
>42
>>224629273Normal.Just survived another wave of brutal firings at work.
mad how you can just watch come and see completely uncensored on youtube
>>224628986>>224628208>this nigga just barked mid conversation>>224628239>Spastic go ask nhs to put your balls in a blender then, yeah? Go be a woman instead of an edgy little boyrumbled
>>224629287Corr
>>224629295wonder if he's aware of what he's been awardd
>>224629119HOWLING
amazing how much of a good husband and father to our children I would have been to my ex if only she hadn't left menow... trillions must die
name one good person who was born in the 80s
>>224629307Want to come over and play Tekken?
>>224629323maybe me????
bit early to be drinking isnt it diego, what would your boss think
>>224628982It a rovery joke but it, how you say, not work so well in UK due to no Cadillacs or Lincolns ok you could possibly rework it to say 'you have a poor focus' and he say 'no I have Rand Lover' but I'm no Stephen Merchant so can't do all the writing while you take the credit ok
>>224629317imagine the state of the bint you'd end up with
Jaquavous Doucette
A horse goes into a bar.The barman says: "Hey, why the long face?"
>>224629241Dahdaah
>>224629334pretty good
young bloke at toil tells me he’s a utopian christian communist which i find to be bemusing
A Chinaman goes into a bar.The barman says: "Hey, why the flat face?"
>>224629334>you have a poor focus' and he say 'no I have Rand LoverGROVELLINF
>>224629356most coherent enlightenment liberal
How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he beats up the room for being black
>>224629334that works pretty well 2bf
>>224629273How is it working for the meye6 TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOU TWAT
>>224629149
>>224629334yikes who offended you?
>>224629374based! kill niggers
>>224629380Don't know what that means
homealoneeveryfridaynight is also 42 as avid Diego fans will have noted last week
>>224629369nah he’s a good person, bit naive and optimistic but still no malice is his heart
tonnes of planes have flew into buildings and killed thousands of people, why does this one specific event get so much attention just dont get it
>>224629395o.0
remembering cringe things I've done in the past and doing the zesty foden face
>>224629398sounds like a pansy faggotah, but that's typical for swedes
>>224629336my acceptable standards
>>224629334current post of the thread
>>224629234yes same I have a few topics armed and ready to discuss at the worst possible time
Me? On that claw machine grind. I really want to get that Krusty the Clown plushie. It's a hard life but someone has to do it x
>>224629430big fan of the oriental ladies are we?
an Ian goes into a bar and says "Hello. one pint of Guinness please." the barman says "that'll be £3.29 please, mate."
isnt a single krusty the klown in that image
>>224629420hes actually losing it on x recently, everybody is just mad and offended that he made that terrible animated cat programme. they're all just mad christians and snowflakes who are offended
>>224629450I laughed at this joke.
>>224629430terminal case of yellow fever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcjxvGQl6cQ
>>224629441kek you're visible in the reflection
fancy a cheese pizza suddenly
>>224629456Really sad what's happened to him
>>224629441Thank god my hard earned tax pounds are being spent to keep you entertained and busy. Any coke meltdowns lately?
>a pint for 3 poundsright we led to believe the people of the UK suffer and this throws quite the wrench into that one
>>224629471um
>>224629428ok enjoy wallowing in misery by being a bad person over in yankland then
>>224629470We know what he looks like anyway
>>224629484wetherspoons still do pints for £1.92 mate
>>224629471fUCKoFFyANK
>>224629502swill
>>224629502of absolute piss and swill, yeah
>>224629487enjoy having to live around and be a gormless naive fool bending over for somalis
looks like ziedy's got a new crush
How to sex?
2 weeks off the booze now me
>>224629466that little girl actually saying "Add to carton" as she puts something in her shopping basket
>>224629531keep it up
NOW PLAYING: 9/11 Tribute - In The Arms Of An Angel
>>224629537I will
FOUR NAANS JEREMY XD
>>224629531I'm nearly there myself and last time was a shit relapse where I drank two glasses of wine and felt shit. We shall all be healthy, wealthy and wise.
>>224629521you lot have more than double the population of somalis mate
ziedy actually spent like 15 minutes looking for pictures with a grin on his face giggling to himself about how much "carnage" he'll be creating
>>224629560
>>224629554
>>224629556It's just not worth it anymore. I'm almost 30 now. Time to gain a clue.
I only drink once a week and refuse to feel bad for it
>>224629531must be drinking a ton of fizzy drinks, constantly hungry and eating sweeties
what even is Alley Cats? Its not a pun is it? Hes so fucking pedestrian
>>224629561>per capitaanyways it does piss me off but it clearly doesn't bother you off if you think a 'utopian communist christian' is anything less than a traitor
i will be doing a cum countdown later
>>224629527idk
>>224629242Why do they? Seems like so much useless inconsequential info
>>224629574I used to have a relatively healthy relationship with booze but it all went tits up during COVID and I've been basically drinking most nights since then. I'm well into my 30s and have finally gained the clue.
>>224629607he’s young still
POUTANASYIOIAMERIKANOIhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zxz9t3VJIo&pp=ygUkYWVrIGZhbnMgaW50ZXJydW90IG1vbWVudCBvZiBhaWxlbmNl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZLhUySLsB4
detox off booze for a month or two with weedrinse and repeat for eternal life
>>224629655grow up
>>224629560The fuck is this guy's deal? Does he just make his cat pose in different table settings?
Reading about Johann Böttger, absolutely mental that continental monarchs would just fucking imprison inventors and demand they invent things for them. This is the guy who figured out how to make true porcelain, breaking the Chinese monopoly and giving Saxony one of its most profitable industries, and the Elector of Saxony STILL kept him imprisoned even after that, demanding he also figure out how to transmute gold until his dying day. And this was 18th century Germany, not the middle ages.No wonder the industrial revolution started in Britain and not on the fucking continent.
>>224629655can't do this because job has random drug tests and I'll get banned if I have weed in my systemso can only detox from booze with booze unfortunately
>>224629659if growing up means staying sober then goo goo ga ga sven keep working that machine
>>224629531legendbut dont blog about itthat's cringe>>224629632proving lineage from abraham and therefore "rightful" possession of the landtracing your own lineage back to these people, it's like a better version of people doing genology tests or their own heraldric shit
going to start watching the 9/11 in real time video at exactly the time the attacks began
Any celtic fans itt
homealone thinking he is even within visible distance of the social skills required to know whether or not something is cringepoo scream
Any good techno tracks going deegs?
>>224629683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URTHekHGx_U
>>224629683watched everything about it already this year, sick to bastard death of it now
tesco "niggas" from outer spacecoming to serve the human raceon the tills or stacking shelvescomplaning about their mental elvesdo you have a clubcard to handas they outstretch for something scannedthe polite request must be deniedthe tesco "nigga" dejected, he sighedthere's your reciept, the "nigga" proffersmy thirty four pound payment fills their coffershave a nice day, the tesco "nigga" callsas i walk to the exit of the great tesco halls
>>224629690i support st johnstone
>>224629690It's a Celtic general mate. Of course
>>224629685Every day English Rose in fair olde England
>>224629703gp
Rorke’s being a right pain in the neck today isn’t he?;)
>>224629685pov small boat cronem sucking on actiqs and dozing off
>>224629647>>224629690Did you watch this clip? It's from Hibernian
that lady c is a weird one
i pooed i screamed i conquered
>>224629723Fucking love her
>>224629692https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zDV_dBYp4h0get that down ya
>>224629741yanks are fucking mental arent they
you can't trust anybody cuh they're just waiting for you to turn your back so they can stick the knife in it fr
One of the top news stories right before 9/11 was whether a woman (Andrea Yates) who drowned her children due to post-partum depression was fit to stand trialNothing ever changes
impossible to have a flat stomach if you're over 30 i reckon
>>224629692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2BzFgxO7qs&list=RDp2BzFgxO7qs&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2BzFgxO7qs&list=RDp2BzFgxO7qs&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2BzFgxO7qs&list=RDp2BzFgxO7qs&start_radio=1ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVESO SAYETH THE LORD
The cronem are activating
>>224629662tbf the board of longitude tried to jew John Harrison out of his prize money and it took over thirty years and the personal intervention of King George to finally have him paid on his fucking deathbed
once there was a battle therein zairein zaire
hate those gay little dogs
>>224629759maybe not if you're indian
>>224629723ira: kill the orange bastardsflorence pugh:
>37>knees have started clicking when I walkIt’s so, so, SO over
>>224629766are the cronem like chinese sleeper agents
>>224629798jurassic park in china
mad how much your knob smells after a wank
Looking at the prices at my local Spoons and they're taking the piss
>>224629662>>224629768Venice literally sent assassins after glassblowers who dared leave rhe country as official government policy
>>224629821you're a runt
babies stay being on they gogaga shit
>Mum of boy, seven, killed by uninsured BMW driver says she’ll ‘never recover’wtf is the solution to bmw drivers?
>>224629821It all tastes lovely
>>224629798Yeah but they’re different from Chinese in one very important way anatomically
>>224629744old school not really my style but I still like it>>224629761cheers boss I'll swap youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-DzsyebxpQ&list=PLppdhjUjQj5ASNGRYFurrm-K6SkDGNXiw
>>224629821this nigga eatin chips
>>224629821inflationberg has utterly raped us I thought Spoons was supposed to be cheap
>>224629821the spoons “nigga”
>>224629821mm chips
>>224629821why is the chips with curry sauce and katsu chips both exactly the same calories but one is more expensive?
>>224629844do you think about BMWs a lot?
take yer swing
4 quid for some chips taking the fucking piss
mad how Minecraft has both "achievements" AND "advancements"
>>224629851yeah i'd fuck her
>>224629864looool just noticed that
>>224629875yeah that is mad tbf
My local Spoons is still cheap desu. Can’t beat their curry and pint meal deal
get Tim Spoons on the phone. urgent conference call with the /brit/ team pronto. we'll grill him and get to the bottom of why Spoons is so expensive now
>>224629864Mong tax
>>224629885Check their usual menu though because I'm not in London with these prices, still have the meal deals etc.
katsu chips.lmao
>>224629885Same x
Spoons food is peng
>>224629741yeah that's not cruel that's fine
>>224629821I can't afford to add an extra thousand calories if I'm already drinking
can someone take over adjudicating the post of the thread award for the new, i have some things to dowould be great if you could include the post of the thread in the first post but whatever works best for you, thanks!
Had a Spoons breakfast only yesterday with a pint of IPABloody lush, only cost me 10 great British pounds
Mesopotamian foids….sex
7 quid for some noodles
>>224629942Lush spoons is lush
Spoons is grim.
yo cody i'm working third shift bro. this sucks dude i just wanna go home jack off.
>>224629851is this what peak fertility looks like?
Spoons burgers are surprisingly amazing. And their chicken tendies with that spicy sauce are bloody pengers
>>224629961no one talks like this anymore americans all talk like wogs
fucking football on at quarter to 8 tonight be 11pm by the time i get home and on the drink
>i just wanna go home jack offktim
eating bacon and eggs with some toastit is not very nice I suck at cooking
SPOONS SPOONS SPOONS SPOONS SPOONS SPOONS can't you fucking boring cunts talk about anything else
>>224629994grow up
>>224629974not with those hipsif she lost the weight her tits wouldn't be much to speak of eitherpeak grimility
>>224629994get the spoons get the spoons!
>>224629954>slurping and slobbering up noodles in the pubI'm glad my grandfather isn't around to see the state of Britain today
>>224629994want to talk about 9/11 again? x
>>224639999>>224630000
That Spoons spice bag thing they started doing recently is really lush as well
>>224630014
I want beer
>>224630011we don't slurp noodles only foreigners do that
eating a curry with my hands in spoons
watching limmy play valheim live on youtube i am
>>224630014done usthe fourth plinth is literally the humiliation ritual plinth thoughiirc the last work of 'art' on there was a statue of a bunch of tranny faces, before that it was a blue cockthis is what happens when a bunch of 50+ year old upper middle class lefties decide what gets displayed to the public in a square dedicated to one of britain's heroes
right so is the whole ‘don’t eat before bedtime’ shite just woke dribble then?
>>224630014screaming he's done us
>>224630014>JFs unironically talking about brexit in thereget over it
sniffing gear off the table in spoons
gotten myself addicted to caffiene have I
>>224630014we're famous
playing the spoons
talking to middle aged divorced men in spoons
>>224630060gor imagine the Hep C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYp5PCTCBfc
>>224630060don’t think sharia bloody allows it
edamedamedam on my cock
throwing chips at spastics in spoons
should you suspect an oncoming sexual emergency, please use the state-providing relaxation boxes at the next station
>>224630050Rorke’s meltdown about it every time is like clockwork
working from home in spoons
>>224630092provided*
>>224630091
>>224630092£2k a month for that
>>224630106lovecraftian
>>224630106me shagging the missus :/
praying to mecca in spoons
>>224630092could really just have called this a noise cancelling room or something but just the HR freaks had to go and infantalise it now no one will use it because the people who need a "calm room" dont want to be seen in a "calm room"
>>224630126>>224630126>>224630126
>>224630106that chip is done for
spoons descending into reverent silence while the call to prayer plays
