womfy edition
AFNMFH
>>224633019Pretty womfy
>>224633019fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>224633019love an early /new/ me
That willy really got /bri/t talking
did I miss a big penis? I hope it had a foreskin
>>224633019>washing machine outside
yodeling out me arse
me to a girl: hey yeah we could do x on y or whatever elsegirl (6 days later): yeah maybeanother occasiongirl: are you going to that party tomorrow>i dont reply immediatelygirl (20 hours later): yo are you out tonight?zzzmad how they give you nothing if they dont want it then second they need you for something to give them support/pay for their drinks etc it's wow they suddenly on their phone 24/7sick of it ladsabsoltuely sick of it>>224634400rly that's like same size as my dick only 6.5 inches.>>224633568?
>>224634496it didlooks like a 9 incher as well tbf
>>224634512jeezI want to see it
best ambient noise to wank to?
>>224634496well… “big” for a white guy let’s just say that
>Loveridge had told her to "shut up", to which she replied: "That's a bit rude.">Potier then told O'Donnell, "I'll show you what rude is" and pressed down on her neck for up to five seconds.
fuck I made a banger of a post but it was in the oldhere it is lads>>224634524pretend I posted it in here
>>224634479heather feather glugging to simulate deepthroating a cock
eating marzipan
>>224634523aphex twin
>>224634499considering the whole layout with lack of rooms and walls, that might be a good idea washing machines are annoying if they aren't insulated by a wall
might rape a beer tonight
>>224634537haha that is quite good
off to tesco
>>224634537worstpostever
>>224634523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNGoyMf9kUthe evil wank
Fun fact: if you came to the UK as an immigrant, lived for 10 years doing absolutely fuck all, went back to your home country and then simply sent the UK Gov £9,570 you can get a triple-locked state pension. You'll have doubled your investment in just 3.5 years
look at her go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOU-DBTUZoYcicciolina
>>224634580will this fella be the gay porn star of your imagination tonight?
Think I've lost interest in having sex with escorts lads :(Had sex with one yesterday but I could only cum once and I feel a bit hollow today. I found it difficult to talk to her.Honestly might just go back to masturbating and porn. I've had sex with seven different 'scorts in the last year and I worry the novelty has worn off. Annoyingly the one who I found the most erotic is no longer working. She made me cum twice in 45 minutes.I'm still seeing the blonde one I lost my virginity to last year but I feel she's a bit distant.Is it normal to find it hard to cum twice in 60 minutes?
Secrets are everywhere...
>>224634503reply STOP to this post unsubscribe from the incel blogpost
>>224634567You're not going out dressed like that
>>224634588wambo x
>>224634599blog on
DON'T get Diego started on the topic of 9/11 or you'll be bored shitless with talk about Jews not getting on any flights because of the CIA and then some babble about the Wingdings font
Why are there so many pedos here
>>224634567flat as a bloody pancake
>>224634599deeply unhealthy
I WATCH SHOT CALLER ON REPEAT
>>224634588this is how I would dance if I weren't disabledshe has a fiery spirit
>>224634608STOP
now have melted chocolate on my finger
>>224634608POTS
happy dancing israelis day
>>224634652that's not chocolate
>>224634624pretty obviousany other website theyd just get banned or risk other repurcussions
>>224634670ktim
they selling raw meat in japan
>>224634658is his wix site not being connected neoliberal?
>>224634687vgh... that's kvno actually...
>>224634687doesn't need to be cooked because japan is so clean
this is what Amazon used to look like ok
>>224634584Britishers hate this one trick...
>>224634687it's okay because they bowed first
>>224634678it isit's dark chocolate from the outside of the ritter sport marzipan bar I was just eating two squares of
>>224634682Its not obvious. Explain
nth for the gyaldem
squeakin
>>224634706Good post
>>224634718still get a chuckle out doctor tobias fünke analrapist
>>224634741wow they look like shit
ordered summat from that country, china, about 2 weeks agomind you I ordered on prime, should have taken fuck all time2 weeks later still no arrival, arrival date is literally "TBD" reckon it's cause of those houthi hijinks or what? it's a milk frother meant to froth a man's milk they're not even letting me cancel the order to get a refund
>>2246347413, 4, 2, 1
>>224634777thats what you get for voting trump
>>224634741looking more uncanny than usual here
>>224634737JAQVAVOVS on his grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjU
>>224634777One must froth one's milk according to his ability
>>224634784bait
>>224634718the world's first analrapist
>>224634777HATE 'thought leadership'pointless and meaningless wankeryGROW UP
>>224634623????
>>224634777sorry mate I (You)d you by mistake
'dolf
willy smells like a fishing boat as it returns to port
>>224634863side view makes you realise how goofy the stache really was
must take drugs now then starbuck for a matcha latte? or macdonald for chocolate milk shake?
>>224634322make your own sandwich you lazy bastard she's not your sherpa
>>224634863he looks a bit irritated
>>224634849>>224634862you frightened mefuck you
>>224634885grow up
why does /int/ talk about 'relevance' of a country as if its a good thinghonestly would prefer that we were less relevant and JFs knew less about us
>>224634916no
watching gay-ry eats
>>224634777buying stuff from temu or similar will have that happen
when did your 'rents accept that you're probably gay
any WARDOGS gamers in
>>224634905>>224634916
>77 years oldthe power of hair
>>224634931Ask them, not us
Mad ting. Huawei already have a trifold while Apple just dropped the duo omdsssss
>>224634964>>224634946
>>224634907why are you spending your friday posting some random american college student
>>224634968*hair dye
has anyone done anything today or we just all do nothing these days
Top 5 blacked scenes?
>>224634946what are rentslandlords?why would I have more than one and why would they give a shit
>Mad ting. Huawei already have a trifold while Apple just dropped the duo omdsssss
>>224634968toe rogani also had to double check to see if that was a woman or not
>>224634987havent done anything for a over a decade now
Japanese fighter woman asks for fans to watch her fight properly and not just talk about her in her calvin klein underwear at the weigh in
>>224634987woke up and drove the car now take drugs and consume sugar milk liquid okthat's anything
>>224635010why are you posting him
mad how apples entire business model is preying on mongsthat and ripping off braun
fooooaaaaalll
>>224634978he needs to fuel his wank fantasy
>>224634971could crush you like an insect
Japanese fighter woman in her calvin klein underwear at the weigh in
>>224635023you are seriously ill heathermong
won't be britposting any more soon, I'll be busy all day with work
why do east asians always have those sticky out ears
farting and pooing all over myself
>>224635040I want to go to the northern horse park
android users are pure fedora
>>224635053Zoomed right in on her fannois I did
Samsung has announced the roll phone that uses a sliding mechanism to eliminate the crease in the screen
>>224634800yeah the girl on the left looks creepy
>>224635072hard not to worry for your mental stateoh well, nothing i 'cud do' to help you i guess
>>224635107wow something actually innovative and not retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp15C-CU5fY
>>224635023>tanigamithat's taniyama
>>224635075monkey jeans
OCD
once met a lad at a house party and then later i opened the shed and he was shagging a girl in there
Got a bit of opioid withdrawal symptoms giving me grief now, achey joints getting achier, irritability, inability to spell irritability without spell check, strong desire to use opiates. I don't think this one is going to be too bad, few days and then back to normal I reckon. Made the smart move of not simultaneously abusing the gaba drugs or the stimulants. Nice sensible single drug withdrawal for me thank you very much.
think i might actually filter belgium
the escort I lost my virginity to deleted her adultwork profile
big 25
ring ring ringbanana phone
>>224635169was a guardian angle sent down to earth for one job and one job only
>you will never travel from Germania to Theoderichshafen via Bismarckfeste by means of the Breitspurbahn>you will never fly from the Greater Germanic Reich to the Empire Of Japan aboard the Steinadler Rocket Plane Airliner in under 30 minutes>you will never listen to Wagner operas being conducted inside the Volkshalle>you will never browse Krautchan in the 1960s on your Zuse Z88 Volksrechner>you will never be running a comfy farm deep in the eastern frontier securing the bleeding border at the Urals against bolshevism>you will never see movies directed by Heit Varlan starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Clint Eastwood of a genre dubbed "Germano Eastern">you will never serve aboard the "Conrad Haas" Oberth class nuclear pulse propulsion space cruiser on its mission to map Aldebaran
rorke suddenly gone quiet
zoomers have started drinking
JAMON BVLL
>>224635165find it completely baffling that anyone hasn't already
>>224635106
slice me nice
>>224635161you gave him your shagger blessing
fungus
toil finished so now what?
pretending to take a video of my fully clothed fanny pulsating in sexual arousal hahaha
>>224635190rorke: its the fact shes wearing a damn dress at all!
Going to use the chat gpt thing to make a video game
>>224635240grow up
He's here.
>>224635195no shit most of them werent even (yank) drinking age until recently
>>224635234scream
>>224635189how does it feel knowing you never will
>>224635164oh ok which one? I am experiencing mild kratom withdrawal right now which requires fixing before it gets worse
>>224635252mfers will play one fromsoft game, see this and be like "I could fight this"
>>224635032I still have a working Braun hair dryer from like 60+ years ago, good luck having any Apple trash last one fifth of that without becoming a pain to use.
>>224635252i walk like this
>>224635187I've actually done all these things so shows what you know doofus
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21277932/Just found out the yanks tried to remake friday night dinner too>>224635273I could tbf look how much he's telegraphing
>>224635169FDid she have reviews on UKpunting?
>>224635212I have found my Nipponese family
I've been watching 9/11 videos all day and I just cannot see how those towers collapsed. It makes no sense that they just collapsed.
>>224635293haha bye bye
>>224635187It not fucking right lad x
Xiaomi 17 ultraInsane camera specs
nun he culd do
I found an account posting japanese coverage of it with new angles too https://x.com/TheOlChippy/status/2098184241586884621it doesn't make sense
>>224635266For me it's codeine, and usually under 100mg daily so I don't expect to suffer too much. I used kratom a fair amount a few years ago but it was savage, shitting at all became an ordeal and tolerance went up so quickly. Lucky we never got all the extracts over here so I was limited by how much disgusting green powder I could shove down my gullet
>>224635244Ah I have, ladGoing to make it based on posts from /brit/
>>224635313that's because you're stupid
>>224635337We don't care, heatherpaedo.
>>224635327looks like a bloody porthole
>>224635327Not really bothered as I’m not a photographer
niggas still replying to ziedy in big 26
drugmongs love blogging about their drugs
The angels will return, and when you see the one that's meant to help you, you will weep with joy.
Got bored of RuneScape again lads :(
For me it's the Huawei Pura X View
bloody monkey in the bath
nah these angles are insane https://x.com/TheOlChippy/status/2098431370968092924
>>224635357settle down
I'm no snowflake conservative but how did a guy getting assassinated become such a meme?
>>224635357THERE'S A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOM
>>224635390Not available in the US
>>224635313It makes sense that they collapsed. It DOESN'T make sense that they collapsed at mach 1 directly into their own footprint, with the top few floors utterly wiping out everything below in the blink of an eye and turning it to dust... except the passports that conveniently proved who the terrorists were.
Anyone got a skin picking problem? I can't stop picking my face until it bleeds and inevitably scars. Whenever I feel a lump or like a thick hair or something I compulsively pick at it and as a result I've always got some sort of scab or sore on my face. Need to stop asap but I just cannot help myself
>>224635402lol when he gets rid of his eyebrows he looks like ME
>>224635426the absolutely strange reaction that was so coordinated it seemed staged, to them almost instantly all forgetting at the same time
>>224635212is this rly how men think?
investigate tower 7
>>224635385ktim about a year ago and haven't logged in sincewasted so much of my life on osrs and private servers
Jenga was ruined by 9/11
>>224634982I ain't never going grey nigga. Hair dye is nothing compared to what women do at those ages
Sir Zohan Mamdani
they simply shouldn't be allowed to dress like that
you cannot post the kirks
>>224635440>It DOESN'T make sense that they collapsed at mach 1whatbut gravity and that
>>224635344codeine syrup was quite good until I got too emboldened and began drinking it straight from the bottle and overdosed so that I kept coming to gasping for air I never take the 7-oh extracts they are very convenient but they cause tolerance to go up way too fast and also absorb too quickly and it becomes like a nightmare rollercoaster constantly going up and down so I stay away from those(by the way to avoid constipation from any of these substances take docusate sodium every time you dose it helps immensely)
umm
>>224635503but you CAN post a video of a monkey splishing and splashing in the bath??curious ...
There is very little footage of the 1st tower getting hit
Sorry but am I supposed to feel bad about 9/11? The yanks just got the smallest dose of what they've been doing to other countries for decades
>>224634974Yeah Apple are far behind the curve we know mate x
>>224635547get lost on your way to hasan's stream?
>>224635426his death was inevitably going to be mocked by the leftoids who already hated him, but the all the efforts to turn a b-tier racist podcaster into a beloved martyr turned him and his entire legacy into a laughing stock, his wife obviously being the biggest reason for this lol
https://www.qr7vf.info/ks/AV.exe
>>224635547brown
>>224635547yeah i think you generally should feel bad for people who get killed in a terrorist attack
>>224635445sometimes it flares up when my ocd and anxiety gets bad or when I'm very tired and sleep deprived
>>224635552Yes but not having an apple products reeks of virginity
>>224635529orientals love doing stuff like this. i like the ones where they "accidentally" lean forward while wearing a lose shirt and no bra
>>224635560the ghost of john mcafee swallowing my mouse and keyboard whole
>>224635426the ai song + trump ignoring a reporter's question about him and talking about trucks instead + erika kirk's press tour
>>224635581americans are really weird about their apple products
>>224635547it was an attack on our country
>sometimes it flares up when my ocd and anxiety gets bad
>>224635540https://x.com/TheOlChippy/status/2098384424974864554
Do yanks really buy things on finance?
3rd liquid poo of the day down toiletbergs gob
>>224635581literally only niggers think like this
>>224635624Brits love credit as much as anyone
Uhhh ...
>>224635624
>>224635540Because who autisticly films the twin towers at that time before smart phones
>>224635629mmmmm yum yum, keep it coming!
i saw the al qaeda "nigga" he knocked down like 2x buildings
>>224635654*licks you when no one's looking*
>>224635540wow, very suspicious!
>>224635509The resistive mass of the entire bottom 80% of the building, the sheer inertia that the top floors would have to overcome, combined with the fact that said floors below the impact zones were entirely structurally intact, makes it incredibly difficult to see how the sheer acceleration of the top floors downwards could have happened, and dead centre too, both of them, not topping to the side, straight fucking down. It makes NO sense.Oh and please explain the various jews that took a day off sick, the one that took out insurance on the buildings like a year before and got billions in payout, the jew boss of the building that was in every day but happened to skip that particular morning, the dancing israelis etc etc.
>>224635617remember when jez was giving the orgazoid handies haha
https://ra.co/events/2428630anyone going to this and want to link? thinking of flying out to LA for it
>>224635624Their whole economy is on finance
love how conspiracymongs think we've ever needed an excuse to bomb random sand people
Sir Phone Hacking
>>224635703idk im not a building guy but i dont see why they would have toppled over sideways that seems silly
>>224635703also the videos where you can clearly see demolition charges going off right when the building collapses
>>224635624every zoomer is buying everything on finance not even stuff like cars or houses just dumb shit
>>224635540mad how this footage exists because a czech tourist just happened to be filming at the right moment
sir building seven
>>224635703>>224635741you still cant explain why they did the plane hijackings if the plan was to demolish the towers anyway
>>224635719mcafee
oxblood
>>224635764you're an idiot
>$3200scr
>>224635703why would they topple sideways? anyway the floors basically went like dominoes, the collapse at the top broke the floor beneath it, then that all hit the next floor, and then the next, then the next, you can see it herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI6bAjbLtsU
I'm balding blud. I'm finished.
>>224635800you're a conceder
>>224635740Because literally any lateral force and the rest of the mass tips over. But I'm not even saying the whole building should have tipped over. I'm saying that as the top floors fell through, you would have seen them, or parts of them, toppling over the side rather than just cutting through the entire building straight down like butter. If I had the schizo vid to hand it explains all this, with actual structural engineers giving their initial reactions when it happened (before that kind of talk was quickly hushed and branded conspiracy stuff)>>224635764Yes you can? The point was to blame it on Al-Qa’ida and give America/the west an excuse to invade the middle east for the purposes of securing proxy power and oil rights.
>>224635767>ra HOLY INCEL LMAOimagine not knowing RA in 2026fuck mei forget how shetlered some of you are
what if we build a twin towers mockup and fly an unmanned airliner in it and see what happens. that'd put an end to this discussion
>>224635822All neatly down, right into it's own footprint, none of the floors sliding or anything. Whatever man, believe what you want.
>>224635835just grow a fringe and never go outside lest a gentle breeze expose you
>>224635845you've been doing this all day just repeating that same shit and not answering any questions fuck off
>>224635849you really are autistic aren't you
women should all be arrested for their crimes
my willy just went up
>>224635869they won't let anyone do it
>>224635849project on
>>224635845these building are really big, as in wide, how would you get a noticeable amount of debris all going over one side? the bottom of the tower wasn't destroyed, it collapsed from the top downwards
i know what it is it's resident advisor which is a music magazine for virgin nerd freaks
>>224635845>I'm saying that as the top floors fell through, you would have seen them, or parts of them, toppling over the side rather than just cutting through the entire building straight down like butterwould you? dunno how you can be so sure
>>224635845Here it is. Explains it all better than I can. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788646722804823.webm
Does anyone in this general like their job?
>>224635875why would the floors slide? they aren't indestructible disks they're like popadoms with what was landing on top of them, they just crumble and move with gravity
>>224635920no but i dont do much
>>224635891
>>224635845why wouldnt they just do the bombing and blame that on al qaeda then. why do the planes. that was the actual question
>>224635893based, now just need to find a bird
>>224635936they all got kirked so sad
WE TAKE WOTHAM FROM THE CORRUPT
>>224635910thank goodness that we took down all the benches from the sidewalks, otherwise that crackhead would be laying on one of those instead!
what's really amazing is how building 7 also completely collapsed without a plane going into it at all!
>>224634567Phoar I love redheads
>>224635882hs?>>224635900hs>>224635905LOLyes mate the people going out partying every weekend are the "virgin nerd freaks"utter cretin
>>224635936women 10 seconds after I learn how to turn invisible
DIE! DIE! DIE!
Like the good ol' days after 9/11!
>>224635968gay pedophile
get the missing cuties posted!!
>>224635942I guess the idea of people planting det cord around a packed office building was something they thought would be harder to believe than a plane hijacking (which was convenient because it means that not only do people buy into the whole plane thing but don't believe the conspiracy of the det cord, which is what actually happened!)
>>224635993you are one though, you told me
>>224636036im nopt a nerd
>>224635993incel
>>224635919this is just some guy being incredulous
>>224635993there's such whiplash where you want to moan about how you're a virgin nerd freak but also want to pretend you're a totally normal cool guy whenever anyone insults you. proper BPD behaviour
plane just flew over my house was scared he was going to 9/11 me
We need HITLER!
>>>/gif/31151272
>>224635402Makeup is so unfair
>>224636076have no issue bign called virgin or freak thats trueim not a nerdand ur ignorance about normal things does not makke it virgn or nerd or freka u utter retard
>>224634567sauce?
>>224636026the 1993 attempted bombings were well know everyone would have believed it was terorrists you're an idiot fuck off
>>224636102fucking hell you are trollied at 6pm40 year old man btw
>>224636123im sober mate im eating dinner and acnt type properly with the food infrontcalm down and project on you freak
toil done now until 21st september
>>224636143you're eating your dinner and posting on brit loooooool perma freak type shit
>>224636171do you remember
>>224636143your life is abysmal
>>224635402skills
>>224636171got 16 days to use before the end of october me
>>224636179>>224636197same as both fo yours dexcept at leastr i hav eomney
>daaaad is that you?
>dexcept at leastr i hav eomney
New>>224636231
>>224636235scrmq
>>224636001oh my science
>>224635252*summons poo seal*
