Iphone 18 pro max edition
>>224636231Richii Majong subedishhttps://youtu.be/68NrhmBrbKo?is=llL3J0dJVn9-Gelq
>>224636231I'm not buying one of those shites
>>224636253
might play some assassins creed shadows
>>224636265This nigga in tampai
can't get steaming may as well just go to bed
assassin's creed 4chan edition go ASSASIONASTED ALL THE BLOGGERS WHO WORK FOR THE EVIL TEMPLARS>>224636275blogTHE FUCKon>>224636283blog the cukj on but also good lad
>>224636258Just say you're broke. You can finance it at zero percent
Drinking monster energy zero sugar (green guava) and overheating
>>224636292why are you even still alive
>>224636253>"richard" majong
>>224636303>Canslad>brokeNo, I really don't want to buy that shiteI will be getting the duo instead
*does this to you*
>>224636321Do Swedish people love Majong? If you don't know, this guy lives in China
Diego saying he has money lmfao shut UP brokie
>>224636320cos god wills it? idk same question for everyone our contingency of being is a mystery
Would be nice to have a daughter but I've already got a niece who is quite clingy and I can really only handle a couple hours with her before I'm absolutely knackeredA cat or something suits me better, or maybe one of those willies you put in a cup of water and it grows
um
>>224636360blog on misanthrope freak
>>224636360Cor how old is your niece
dude cody me and tanner are going to wells fargo to take out a 10000% interest roth ira 401k cashapp loan for the newest iphone are you gonna come with?
>>224636337why are you doing this to me
>>224636338yes swedish people love puppets, japanese culture and richard mahjong
any Wotanic gamers in?
>>22463636843
>>22463636812
>>224636379Puppets?>>224636393Cor you should fuck her
>>224636231waiting until next year to upgrade my 13 pro<3
>>224636391can feel my virginity growing back just by looking at this
>>224636368hold on why've you said cor
>>224636412grow up
lads how to get the hyper cappella manga trophy on vampire survivors
diego asking for uppies at the club
On the subject of Charlie Kirk though. Like this dude took the bible seriously. like really motherfucker? grow the fuck up
dadbergs getting into podcasts i recommended him joe rogan
haters going to start acting up if i have a bowl of granola with come blueberries?
>>224636446s
-Christianity replaces Classical paganistic religion in the Roman Empire. Boylove falls out of fashion. Anything "gay" is deemed a sin. Sex outside of marriage also becomes a sin (meaning that eventually the destiny of all men is being saddled to a hag, and having mistresses or a harem is not allowed)-Puritanism rises in 1500s. Society is now even more sex negative. Sex is only in marriage and only for procreation. Anglo culture in general ends up becoming Puritan. Puritans found the US, and the Church of England takes over in the UK.-Fast forward to Victorian times. Suffragettes just got women the vote. They are mainly old hags and ugly women with nothing better to do. They ban prostitutes and create the first age of consent ever signed into law.-The age of consent creeps up over time, especially over the course of the 20th century. America leads the way making 21 the drinking age, infantilising collage "kids". Pedo hysteria and chris hansen tip the culture over the edge. All of a sudden where a rockstar fucking his 16 year old groupie was just seedy, now it's monsterous.-Finally, we come to the social media age. Virtue signalling leads to a purity spiral. Age gaps of over three years are pedophilia. If a girl looks too young it's pedophilia. If they are under 21 it's pedophilia. Predator catches become popular. Gen Z start to call each other pedos. And that's where we are now. And because anglo culture is dominant in the west, it's infected all of Europe too.
>>224636412yes https://youtu.be/1muOeJ4fBps
>>224636427What will you replace it with? I might pick up the trifold with the update in the Spring. Basically a tablet size at 10"
>>224636463no hating from me, big lord
how the fuck do these nyc diamond district watch things work they are selling a watch between dealers for thousands below its price and then finally they sell it to a retail customer for $2000 more
>>224636360w-what are you doing with your niece that you are knackered after a couple of hours...h-how old is she...
getting steaming and watching youtube shorts and american cop body cam footage FFS
may as well
>>224636466
rorke buying an iphone duo from the apple shop, walking out the door and immediately getting it snatched by a hooded nigga on a bike
>>224636497grow up
i think we should kill paedophiles
>looking after someone else's 12 year old Lol! Cucked and cuckpilled
>>224636478the iphone pro 19 or whatever they call it, dont care about foldables desu j
>>224636485Jews
guys i am a pedophile LOL im a nonce haha doesnt me saying that just get even more hilarious after the 9203482938429374827th time
>>224636520Brave take! I'm sure someone will disagree!
>>224636497would love to kick head clean off your narrow gimpy shoulders you weird cunt
>>224636544this
>>224636520Would have to see you bury your dad or something haha (like your dad's a nonce I mean)
>>224636480too right
>>224636541They aren’t all Jews tho
>>224636585right well he's not
haters don't want you eating granola and blueberries in the afternoon. so you know what? that's exactly what we're going to do
True this is /Brit/ after r9k came so "12 year old niece" will always be setting up some pedophile shit right
only got a bloody dominos on the way haven’t I!
>>224636595no yea sorry I was just doing that thing where you call someone else's parent a nonce or a whore or something haha sry
>>224636612they're on bds
>>224636595Agree to disagree
>>224636605:/
Fair that's probably like $100 for r9k being on this website but I wonder how many more $20s 4chan got for them coming here and constantly getting banned LOL
>>224636592Pretty sure vookum is at least half Jewish. He’s just wearing that crucifix because he thinks it makes him look like a cool Italian guy
>>224636631okayi'll thank you to not make such a serious accusation so lightly again>>224636636i don't agree to disagree
>>224636650Is this in reference to 4chan passes?
Americans are fat and eat cheese burger
>>224636509TRVKE. Christianity ruined Rome. Defile the grave of Constantine. Praise Nero.
>>224636690
>>224636672I disagree with that so we can at least agree on something
why are so many of you lads nonces?
>>224636460very stupid thing to doyou want him talking your ear off about UFOs and le ancient civilizations boomslop do you?
not a fan of the nouveau riche to be honest
>>224636683
>>224636712done that fungal freak
>>224636712Most cringe image of the day award
>>224636509good post
>>224636735looks rank
>>224636724thing is he'll probably hate all that shite and tell me its rubbish
>>224636683Literally me
>Government look to impose mandatory age verification on UK Smartphones
>>224636735Don’t piss me off with no tall ass burger
>Most cringe image of the day award
>>224636763i hate this tyrannical shithole
i'm smelly
I wouldn't mind age verification if it didn't connect to the internet at all, but I simply don't trust corporations or the government to have my face
>>224636712haha larp larp sahur my epic memebro!
>>224636782how it be whenever a post with the name homealoneeveryfridaynight hits the thread
>year 2 of 4chan being banned in the UK by OFCOMhow are you holding up?
Right so Swedenanon liked Majong talk so I'll maybe keep an eye out
right well I've penised my life up haven't I. willied it up to bits
AFNMFH
>>224636231is it just me or does that colour make anyone else horny? that specific colour of red is just so sexy.
>>224636824not too well, we're navigating the site using bytes smuggled in from Europe
>>224636832maybe we can start a new life together
>>224636824we all have to email some Albanian guy to make posts on our behalf
>>224636763Time to install graphene
arm leg leg arm head
in this country we have electionsin China, they have erections
rorke becoming a gay porn ballerina and spinning around so fast he drills down through the earth's crust and into the core
should I get beer delivered for tonight lads. it's 11th September and I want to pour one out for the "niggaz"
RIGHT THEN WHO FUCKING WANTS SOMEEEE
A couple of our mates are nonces. We give them grief about it but they're good lads really
>>224636910i dare you to make the first move, pal
what do you do when you drink alone
>>224636877Want to move to graphene but I have a lot of important apps I can't lose
>>224636927Listen to music and shitpost
mad how long it took them to finally make a ninja assassins sneed game
>>224636927watch tiktoks
>>224636936Oh yeah? Tell me more about these "important" apps
>>224636683Haha so true
i raped myself
Got my apples :)>>224636885So you be saying that rorke be drilling
>>224636915
>>224636713i don't agree that we agree on anything
mad how there are no subtitles irl when japanese people talk
>>224636956corrr
>>224636927video games britpost and then embarrass myself on discord
anyone call for cock removal services?
>>224636915sonion
>>224636982No honey but I don't want the big global corporation's to know what I'm doing hay
>>224636988hi yeah mate I've got a bunch of chickens who are really loud and I want them gone please
Embrace the Solarpunk ideology
>>224636927post here for a bitwatch some random shite clips when I'm getting random thoughts of telly or films I've seenMaybe play som,e video games or listen to music
>>224636999what
>>224636982like apple core haha
>>224636978Genuinely miss these sort of setupsComputer/internet being a physical location was a lot better for me psychologically even though I was still addicted to it as a kidPorn and 4chan and now retarded shit like instagram reels on my phone is a nightmare
>>224637022The Jews
Tom Rowsell sex arse
>>224636978home...
>>224636951I bank with Starling
>>224637032what>>224637023:)
>>224636978uncle had something like this, a massive table set up with all kinds of inbuilt drawers and suchlike. then he became an alcoholic and died and the table was sold
>>224636978fuckremember when going on the computer was an event, a physical place?now everything's computer
>>224637008i am a gummy blair
>>224637039Right so the AI assembled the missiles did it? Not some random prisoners or concerts
>>224637039anarchist's cookbook, eat your heart out
>>224637069love to attend missile building concerts
>>224636983how do you embarrass yourself on discord
>>224637064och! ah cannae move fae compyoota
>>224637039@grok make me a nuclear ICBM. make no mistakes.
>>224637076Woah imagine an AI redoing the anarchists cookbook with things that are based, new, and correct
any sex doers in
>>224637048You fly back to school now, Starling. Fly, fly fly....
>>224637104blud think he in normieville
might go to mcdonalds tomorrow morning. burger
>>224637091accidentally out yourself as a nonce? suggesting for a friend btw
Btw AWOOGA
>>224637104I used to do sexNow I do not do sex
look at this cool pigeon
>>224637126thought /brit/ had a vibrant and active sex-havers contingent, or did that die off when 190cm master race became a virgin
Awooga Semitic browns
>>224637131have you tried not being a paedophile
mens mental health
always nice to see an historic london building get an update
Is it Friday? xYou're joking x
looks like some part of my battered meniscus tore off and now floating inside my knee causing random pains fucking hell
>>224637182Need all pubs shut downThey are offensive to Muslims
>>224637168I've never used discord, buster
>>224637182now that is true british culture
>>224637162i love them
>>224637198why is your life always fucked up
>an historic
I'm the grim alkie twat "nigga"I see alkie and I grim it
Wow a hard switch into getting critted, so he sacked the Pokémon he switched from (it was 10% hp) to share the critical hit damage with the thing he wanted to save between that and his switch, he shared it in terms of momentum. That means he took 2 turns of damage instead of 3 and the -1 turn (which is momentum) is -damage on the critical hit even though the damage has already happened
>>224637182BasedGet the pubs shut, they've been open long enough
i'm a loan wolf
>WHERES MY MONEY RORKE!? I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE!
>>224637227he is living in the torture nexus, aka. rossiya
well i DO use discord
>>224637219Disgusting mudshark deer >It's preyCope. Lie.
was genuinely passing a field of sheep earlier and thought how bummable some of them looked (soft, round, white, fleshy).. maybe those welsh lads were onto something
>>224637162tesla shagged one of these I heard
Mad how working in AI is to women what finance used to be. They know where the real money is. Anthropic. Palantir. Google. Amazon. X.
americans get scared if they have to go to a city that doesn't have a grid system
>>224637247good post, combines two separate phrases into one. well done
>>224637256its definitely a brit on a proxy
the watch toilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8_Pumdkpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZRMRyIEBvA
>>224637252posted it again 'ward
>>224637252She wouldn't say thisShe isn't like that (is she?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcJJkPn9dU
>>224637288im going to post it more
fent fold
my throat is getting better at deepthroating
>>224637269lived in europe and it's very annoying to find stores/places and you know that's the truth
>>224637312that ok x
ding ding
>>224637301hurt my spine watching him bend the phone around his wrist like that. I imagined myself being bent
*enters the thread*
Hate it on blitz how the animations are fast. It gives me anxiety and id rather there be no animations and I'd play it then if you still get time on moving (people in thst game take like 20 seconds to move)
>>224637299awful trollop
lovely stuff
we are the cheeky girls tonight lads but who will be the cheeky boy?
I have just been told my friend makes 40k a year at 24 Fml
rorke up this morning
>>224637298yes she is
>>224637345Imagine being an energy vampire (probably was like that before the internet or war) and being in that room or one being that job
just realised that to succeed at a job I have to socialisedon't want to. just want to be paid based on skill alone
>>224637345fat people are so based
Training my throat for my future date
>>224637314SCREAMING
>>224637381I will look up the Aerith porn ok >>224637402Hi
:3
>>224637402
Does anyone want to g2rb (gen 2 random battle) in Pokémon showdown Also would disable timer but typing on mobile sucks
>>224637368is he part time? don't get how people live like that
Do underage girls have big foreheads or does having a big forehead make you look underage if you are a girl?I read on 4chan that underage girls don't have defined nose bridges
keep fucking that chicken
>>224637409I'm trans and female only sorry>>224637421She's cute on Instagram
>>224637439I've got snorlax lapras ampharos charizard venusar and jynx
just tongued my nan's dirty arsehole. granddad next
>>224637477LatterI met a girl who was 20, lad. She looked like a childI didn't rape her tho :(
>>224637474:|
>>224637490baffling post from a baffling little man
in a sane society homeless people would be the only ones who could vote
>>224637437we love her on here
time to stick a film on to occasionally look up at in between tiktok and /brit/
>>224637490broken britain
>>224637480Um
Mum locked my cock in a cage and made me fuck my bully
>>224637490
sainsbury's' meat feast pizza in the oven....
>>224637488I've got rapidash and jiratchiAnd something (or all of) rapidash blissy even though that loses to snorlax, gengar, the sexy mud horse, one of the legendary birds (probably zapdos) and jolteon, skarmory, and a bug type
>>224637518might watch one with subtitles meaning i am unable to look away
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL WOMEEEEEEEEEEEENARRESTED FOR THEIR CRIMES
>>224637546OH YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURYS
>>224637542groovy baby
>>224637437mad how she looks really chinese in some pics
bumbaclart britain
>>224637546got some meat you can feast on right here pal
blu tack, chocolate and grass for dinner tonight
big black cock news 24 coveragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh-j33lW97Y
>>224637490completely normal truth
To get enough protein from human cumshots you would need to drink 400 for maintenance and 500 for growthWomen need 300 for maintenance
sydney sweeney
>>224637574what in the clartnation
>>224637585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeoTHZe3_8
>>224637546Nigel Scranage
mud horse jiratchi zapdos skarmory and blissy and either gengar or another Pokémon I only built around snorlax a few times and it was because I couldn't make up my mind
>>224637564ive actually just been chanting this as ive put it invery hypnotic if you get in the rhythmyou're from the sainsburys arent youyou're from the sainsburys arent youyou're from the sainsburys arent you
>>224637564reddit
seasideMARK is doing alright there de lad
Injecting an African man's semen down rorkes urethra while he sleeps so that when he impregnates his girlfriend strictly he did it even if the semen technically was begotten by another man
That ice type horse Pokémon is sexy but it's one of those Pokémon they added for lols, like the rats Evo with weird typing/custom Pokémon The custom version of the white version of that shit black horse that does nothing probably my least favourite Pokémon or a free win when my opponents use it
My natural voice no one can ever fucking hear me or understand me but if I try and speak louder I just sound like a spastic shouting I can’t find the middle ground I hate my shit life retard
>>224637595
For me? It's Falador. The White City.
>>224637647Genuinely hope you die
>>224637301yeah get the flaccid phonewokes mad if they think i'm buying that
really frustrated because I used to watch this obscure found footage youtube documentary (no voiceover/narration just clips edited together) about September 11th and the heaven's gate cult every year at this time and now I can't find it I can't remember what it was called or what the channel was called
