pugh edish
>>224668053scarjo 2
>>224668053Shes very cute and sexy but why does she insist on these powerdyke haircuts?
>>224668053sad boobies
>>224668053>>224668138https://i.4cdn.org/s/1788633370115223.mp4
>>224668208girls like that should get implants asap
>>224668208yeah i'd fuck her
>>224668053wish she'd pugh in my mouth
>>224668208cute breasts
>>224668053mediocre
>>224668053sexo with PUDGY PUTASEXSEXSEX
Yeah I'm thinking kino
My Zimbabwean fiance and her extended family were granted ILR earlier today.When we left the immigration support centre there was a very fat, ugly and short man red in the face hopping up and down on the pavement outside, visibly shaking with rage.I asked him what was the matter and all he could squeeze out of his pursed purple lips was a racial slur.Naturally I had to teach him a lesson. The ambulance that arrived to collect him was staffed by another pair of African women. I think the short ugly angry man nearly passed out again when he saw them. His name was Rorke.
the state of uni zoomers
>>224669746The lads. Left one is quite fit
which is the accelerationist party of the UK
>>224669746posted the ugly trannies again award
>>224669767they're women and right is obviously fitter by far
florench poo yes very funny
>>224669761why do you hate air fryers
>>224669761Fucking runts
>>224669769all of them take your pick
>>224669767theyre both objectively fit
>>224669761uni students physically cannot clean up after themselves so makes sense to bring your own
Today is Saragarhi Day.On 12 September 1897, just 21 Sikh soldiers of the 36th Sikhs, British Indian Army, under Havildar Ishar Singh, defended the isolated signalling post at Saragarhi on the North-West Frontier.Against them came an estimated 10,000 Afghan/Pashtun tribesmen, principally Afridi and Orakzai, part of the tribal uprising against British rule.The 21 were offered surrender. They refused. For hours they held the post against repeated assaults, fighting with rifles and finally at close quarters until every defender was dead. All 21 were posthumously awarded the Indian Order of Merit, the highest gallantry decoration then available to Indian soldiers.Twenty-one Sikhs against roughly 10,000 men.Saragarhi is one of the great last stands in British military history and a reminder of something too easily forgotten: Sikh soldiers served the British Empire with extraordinary courage and distinction. Their blood is part of our shared history.Today Britain should remember them.
>>224669769Sinn Fein
>>224669785But I've seen what he looked like before and it ruins the illusion
can someone describe whats happening on snl i cant watch it
>>224669769Reform or any of the smaller parties obviously they'll try some bullshit policy and fuck everything up
Babies being flown in for child benefit
>>224669810*she and that's irrelevant
>>224669789They're exclusively used by people with receding chins and nasally voices
>>224669769depends on the destination
>>224669783huhh mods?
Any comfy/cosy boys in?
mental how cute cats are
sigh
feel a wank brewing
>>224669862AFPMFH
Experiencing some poor mental health tonight team
Anyone else finna blow?
what's it like having a sister
do they do pies in waitrose
>>224669896Fuck off piehead
>>224669854mental is the word, that's the brain parasites talking
>>224669843right sure thing unc
>>224669890its like now but you have respect for women
wotan
>>224668505oh FUCK yeah!
parasite MIA presumed dead
>>224669896why would they not
>>224669746Lads night out
Get the air friar on
i dunno what's happening at spurs this season
I have multiple sisters but I'm still a resentful incel creep
>>224669928not sure
>>224669783
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Wotanic’. >1060 results found.
>>224668911did you get the cans, lad?
>>224669908Triggered?
>>224669890It’s mad we used to hate eachother growing up but I love my sis and if anyone went near her I’d slice their head clean off especially a brown person
>>224669951:3
>>224668053wonder what she smells like
I do not think I responded immediately, for it took me a moment or two to fully digest these words of Miss Kenton. Moreover, as you might appreciate, their implications were such as to provoke a certain degree of sorrow within me. Indeed- why should I not admit it? - at that moment, my heart was breaking.
>>224669789THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AIR FRYERfrying is specifically cooking using oil as a substratecooking with air as a substrate is not frying, the so-called "air fryer" is simply a miniature convection oven
>>224669911i wish i had a sisteri think my severe lack of interactions with girls my age until my teenage years stunted me somehow
>>224669909Fuck's her bed so high?
Interviews are humiliation rituals just give me the fuckin job nigga!!
>>224669947never rated him or savio
>>224669761When everyone was a Brit you could do communal eating and take turns whipping up spag bol or a chilli con carne for everyone. Now unis are festering shitholes of diversity everyone has to stick on their own for fear of offending someone
>>224669947i can't believe i thought they'd be better this seasonwhat was i thinking lol
>>224669978Exactly. Most ovens have a rapid heating feature which makes the air fryer a smaller less useful version of a normal oven.It's a gimmick for retards
Back with the BIG cans, ladsAnyone else on the cans? The lovely, lovely cans.
why aren't they kicking the ball properly?
>>224669997I put that video on /brit/ how dare you steal it
>>224669997Right so AI filters made the Chinese girl more attractive can't see anything else unusual
>>224669981did you go to an all boys school?
rorke and leftypol need to just stop the flirting and start the fucking
On the big cans me x
>>224670005yeah if you like waiting 15 minutes for your air fryer to heat up then waiting twice as long for the food to cook and then it comes out worse
>>224670015just a bokkle for moi
>>224669997Black willy CHANGED Rorke
>>224670001me and two of my female flatmates used to take turns cooking for each other or cooking together
>>224669995oh he likes that
>>224669761Are these the cauldrons from Harry Potter
>>224669909deliciously pert
>>224670015Oh I’m on the cans big time buddy. Got the weezer on
wtf was wrong with this guy?
>>224670001yeah bet theres some woke vegan complaining about contamination
>>224670033no but every one of my friends was a boy and my main interest was playing football
>>224669761
>>224669789Just purchased one then have you
Hundreds of Irishmen in a hall talking about cans
Quite like a band but /mu/ will hate them soon because they are getting more popular
maniacally gay raping myself to death in this clownworld of a society
>>224670079Mind raped
>>224670076he had cancer mate
>>224670076he knew what he liked
I'm in the early stages of babehood myself at 34 years young
>>224669761What's this photo actually from though
>>224670094for me its finding a female-fronted band deciding i quite like them then finding out they've had simp threads on /mu/ for years
>>224670076I'm surprised the pretentious cunt liked Harry Potter
>>224670037Good lad>>224670040Better be a bottle of voddy>>224670068Like the band?
>>224670115cambridge
>>224670095Just another day in the gigapozzed troonpilled jewish tranny infested cucked bluepilled goyslop forcefeed bugeating WEF libtard orwellian EV driving gas banning estrogenic vaxxmaxx podliving goywhipping taxforblacks globohomo clownworld
Not even lying I woke up at like 12pm today and there were some Scottish cunts outside in kilts and shite playing the bagpipesGenuinely thought the orange order had come to town
Rorke's old student flats oven gaining sentience and talking because it's so filthy like in the Young Ones
Dunno if you lads are watching the last night of the proms but there's a fat gay bloke in a skirt ruining everything.
>>224670045they do seem to enjoy cuddles
>>224670134orangemen must have thrown a fit seeing what Trump said about united Irelandbut Trump said he'd pay every adult $5000 if he were elected again. LOL!
>>224670152stop fucking clubbing them you evil bastards
>>224670125https://youtu.be/ENXvZ9YRjbo
>>224670134https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fcH1SipKKls
Google "The rapes of Sussex" (not what you think it is)
>>224670166Right well that's a band>>224670182Will be a bit later if I have my way x
You've got to be kidding me if you think I'm gonna click or any of those links
>>224670076least clueless moviecritic
>>224670152hes fuming
>>224670037during the heatwave I had to switch to bottles because I couldn't drink fast enough before they got warmAnd now I really want some ice cold bottles of Heineken
>>224670159Mad how Irish leftypol let the cat out of the bag that they don't give a flying fuck about unification anymore
the watch
they call me the link-clicker
>>224669761air monastery
>>224670152New reaction image unlocked
>>224670204when did they do that
>>224670180Definitely wasn't on the nightshift ahaha xCornwall putting in over time for my benefits x
rorke getting lost in an infinite procedurally generated city
>>224670044sounds comfy
>>224670087well yes that's normal, you're just normal i'm afraid
>>224670115stoke polytechnic
rorke's been redpilling me lately
>>224670206what happen there? pilots were too busy wanking and ignored the sink rate warning?
>>224670233ohhhh
fuckign screan gay ahh nibba cooking for him female flatmates looooool
>>224670238i am NOT normaldon't dare to speak so candidly on matters you know NOTHING about
>>224670259Lmaooooooo
>>224670259ahaha blud think he gon get some pussy jus for cookin some food lmao
Now here we go. BACK TO BEING FRIEEENDDDDs
>>224670237yeah
Hello foot guys....
>>224670219
LAND OF HOPE AND GLORYMOTHER OF THE FREE
>>224670161it's an ancient practice based on traditional inuit ways of knowing so please educate yourself and do better
Have not drunk in 32 hours and counting. Need to stop myself from going out now so I can fall asleep and reach 40 hours
need to poo on someone
Need to apply for more jobs but cba right now
>>224670364ermget cans
now watching stacey react to al stewart's year of the cat
>>224670381Between you and me? I could honestly say, that things can only get better
we should go to war with afghanistan again
>>224670415she's gorj
>>224670415i look like her
had enough of the goyimthey're a lost cause
>>224670444love stacey. have my doubts that she's never heard these songs before but I can forgive that
>>224670260can't silence me, mr normal normalstein
Morning guys :D
>>224670495
Is he watching his "comfort streamers" again? Sad little cunt lol
>>224670495morn
BBC Proms so good tonight. Marvellous stuff.
>>224670495Looks like Sean Allen
>>224670381are you a pigeon
https://youtu.be/ujNeHIo7oTE
>>224670495Morning lad
>>224670522Last Night of the Proms is signal that autumn is closing in and a timely reminder that we're British, and better than anybody else.
>>224670536prefer not to say
consider the okapi
x
>>224670576okay, i understand. happy pooing
>>224670543*punt**punt**punt**punt**sound of a miniature train getting kicked over off its tracks*
>>224670617Do people like this actually exist in Australia?
>>224670590strange little moose zebra weirdos
>>224670609x
>>224670642Australia used to be the lucky countryBut our pollies now are cutting up the pieThey'rebendingover forwards witha jar of vaselineSelling of ourfuture, and that's whyNo more chinese, no more chineseThey copy every thing the seeThey dont pay no royalty, they're really just thievesNo more chinese, no more chineseThey welcome you into their shacksWhile you're not looking there's a knife in your backNo more chinese, no more chineseThey're infiltrating our economyThey'll spin you some buillshit, then do as they pleaseNo more chinese, no more chineseThey're printing money everydayWhen the bubble is crashed, there'll all hell to playNo more chinese, no more chineseThey're buying everything they canFrom power to ports all of our farming landsNo more chinese, no more chineseThere's 1300 million of them breeding nowIts no wonder that they're taking over all of our cowsNo more chinese, no more chineseThey really are a bunch of creepsThey manipulate markets then buy on the cheap[Important announcement from our sponsor!]Now this bit's about them talking about having them coming to australiaThey'll gonna bring in 447 visa holdersGiving them a bag of rice a dayTake all their aussie jobsWhat it is called is bend over and take itNo more chinese, no more chineseTheir food will give you a diseaseYou can get salmonella, that's in cantoneseNo more chinese, no more chineseTake your trade deals and shove em up your bumKeep your millions of workers back where they belongNo more chinese, no more chinese
hello
>>224670609
>>224670364Have a swift one
>>224670642https://youtube.com/watch?v=an0jZfIWtuc
>>224670609my life is a tough fucking time stupid little retarded cat
>>224670364just one?just to wet the whistle?
>>224670673Ausrorke not realising the line was "Australia is a lucky country, run mainly by second-rate people who share its luck"
>>224670457corr
TERRAINPULL UPTERRAIN
>>224670699Don't have half an hour so just tell me, how do all the zhangs in Australia feel about their motherland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEt1vV3KAH0love classic simpsos meself
>>224670682hello katieposter
wet my whistle
US Open final on so I'm reading tennis forum
>>224670743WHOOP WHOOP
>>224670682Mad how there wasn't a good lad sucking on her fat tits to make her less sad
am straight but might come as gay for a laugh
>>224670778charlie tried to warn us about metal gear...
>>224670745There's people there that will hurt youBecause of who you areYour ears are full of their languageThere's magic there, you're sureUntil the words start slurringAnd you can't find the door
have a seat
screeching my gay willy off
>>224670804Her boyfriend got mad at her when she started doing coke because she lost so much weight her tits became smaller. I am guessing he was def sucking on em
>>224670778counting or not counting cyborg violence
>>224670826probably best post of the threadmaybe of the day
>>224670788
a lot of tennis players have onlyfans these days
>>224670799THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE BEAST
hundreds of hours of russian ASMR under my belt
>>224668053Isn't that the actress who starred in the BBC TV series based on John le Carre's work, directed by Park Chan-wook? When I watched that, I just thought she was short and obese.
>>224670815>lib woman sits down to calm herself after seeing a man wearing a Stop The Boats tshirt>African man stands by the side and begins rubbing himself>she posts about the incident on Twitter formerly known as X>'what ethnicity was he?'>'what does that have to do with anything?'
>>224670869>When I watched that, I just thought she was short and obese.good post
Don't understand hobbies. I work, go to the gym, eat, then before bed I'll post a little on the internet. Have no interest in anything just earn money and exercise to stay alive but I don't actually do anything with my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WXSiXiDHdc
fat slags rule the world
>>224670815the calm space looks more like a claustrophobia induction chamber. just looking at it makes me uncomfortable
>>224670884why not
netanyahu, set off the goyim extinction bomb, do it now
>>224670831sounds like a beta
>>224670903Don't feel enjoyment doing anything, no interest, just a miserable slug of a man
>>224670921Same but I also struggle to give anything my full attention. Can never focus on anything long enough to care about it.
?why did she post this
>>224670956UM
>>224670859wooaaah big ones o_0
Seriously what do indians give to the world other than diseaseMy own wife, in her own words, just said "we need to develop a virus that kills every single one of them globally"
>>224670956*perks up*
It's Thursday night, it's 7pm and it's time for Top of the Pops.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqPTy3cpm4
>>224670921you need a hobby>>224670952you need adderall
>>224670943threw a spanner in the works didn't he
>>224670973dunno
>>224670973rogue ai agent post
https://youtu.be/faq3lvBAOng
>>224670879I was surprised that a woman with her particular look was cast as the female lead in a major project specially produced by the BBC. However, Park Chan-wook had praised her, noting her remarkable focus for her age and her good acting skills. He predicted that as she grew older, she would become an actress who represents the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx3lwaSoGps
>>224670976https://youtube.com/watch?v=5fdaxPPEx2I
>>224670973supposed "villain" of the last bond movie tried to do this
>>224670895lol
>>224670973your wife is evil
[YouTube] Paul Hardcastle - The Wizard (Official Music Video) (embed)[YouTube] Thomas Doran My Home Town on The Foyle (embed)[YouTube] THE HIT MAN AND HER - HACIENDA - MANCHESTER (embed)[YouTube] The Time lords Live On top of the pops Doctorin The Tardis TOTP (VHS Capture) (embed)
girls at work want me to go to a bottomless brunch fuck that
>>224671032EXTERMINATE!BOSH BOSH BOSHLOADSAMONEY!
no dogs allowed >.<
>>224671068maybe they'll go bottomless after a few buck's fizzes
>>224671068you are crazygo to it they will all get drunk and all gossip will be revealed you can use this valuable info for years to advance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOfbqQApUx0
On the biomass triumvirate tonightVapeKebabBoozeAll from biomass owned business
>>224671001indian>>224671040indian sympathizeri 100% agree with my wife, we need to get rid of every indian on the face of the earth
really good episode of snl lads
local llms
Junkie neighbour is always coughing, what drug causes this is it smoking crack?
>>224671027>>224670869She played this 1.73m wrestler in a film based on her life
>>224671068Go for it lad. Nowt wrong with some scran, booze and female company.
ROBOT LOVER, TAKE ME AWAY
>>224671120he can get PIP for his asthma
>>224671120Doesn't make you cough any more than weed
dr pimple popper CBT
>>224671068practice by walking around the house and going out to the shops without any bottoms on first, until you feel more comfortable
>>224671119um
>>224671119Big ummy
>>224671122Mad there are two famous british women using the stage name Paige and they are both massive slags.
>>224671068Bottomless? Bet I could stretch the definition of that
(8) You can speak English better than anyoneAnd you can curse like no one ever has doneAnd you have a bigger dick than any man who’s ever livedAnd you can cum more than a hundred stallionsIn a room that smells of cigarettes and carrionUnder sheets freezing cold with damp (8)
>>224671151Il stretch your bottom paddy
Alongside making tech firms block nudity on devices used by children at device-level, the government said its draft legislation would also make providers of apps used by children introduce similar blocks on nude imagery.>Need to provide ID to take a naked picture of yourself
>>224671149One is actually quite witty. In another life she'd be a presenter for channel 4
>>224671149who is the other one?
>>224671068shows up naked below the navel misunderstanding bottomless
I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF THE HIGHEST HEIGHTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLXt3yh2g0s
>>224671122was a big fan of her back in the day
>>224671162Really the hallmark for wit arent they
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpK-w6_FpY8
>>2246711772010core
>>224671169Paige Turnah
Wife just said she wants to switch to the pharma industry to develop a bio weapon to kill every single Indian on earth
>>224671198Even her name is witty
*tries to entertain the lads on /brit/ *
>>224671198haha look at her. daft bint forgot to pull her shorts on before the photo was taken lol
Coke Zero is fucking vile im the least pickiest eater/ drinker on earth but that shit is fucking disgusting
>>224671208does his faustian willpower to snap his arm on command make you feel "soft" ?
>>224671208why has he done that then
>>224671228who knew that fake dogshit poo aspartame seeping through a sewer grate at the bottom of a factory only to be reused as FUEL for the goy would taste like piss
I CAN FEEL YOUR LOVE, IRON CITYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzCMFpzbywgInterpol didn't go to shit after Antics. They were just biding their time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zTbVRPh5EIneed tall icelandic bf
>>224671205okay calm down now, jia bei zhu
>>224671198oh I thought you meant they were slags outside of their work
>>224671245so how come Pepsi max is unironically the absolute pinnacle of human refreshment
does white monster has aspartame
does sufjan stevens is gay?
>>224671286noit has taurine though which is bull sperm
>>224671286It does not. It has sucralose.
>>224671286no it has gay porn which is gay porn
>>224671298yummers
>>224671298do they have bull cock milking machines at all the energy drink factories
>>224671275Give your head a wobble son
Boring bastards talking about their sickly sweet energy drinks againOff to bed can't stand any of you bastards
>>224671318no it's all done by handi believe your mother works there
cillian murphy was actually fit in red eye
it is a bit mental though how you're openly allowed to take the piss out of charlie kirk's death but don't you dare ever take the piss out of the lesbian woman who got shot in that car by ICE
>>224671337for free
ktim
>>224671332chin up lad. we can post youtube links that nobody will click if you likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwfxTyb73Y
>>224671337>>224671350
>>224671275anything without sugar is goyslop
>>224671345Actually you can make fun of anyone its just they hypocrisy when they claim to be good people when theyrr actually evil
>>224671345just make fun of all of them is what I say
>>224671361notice how he's white
>>224671345They literally did, same with George Floyd. And you made a massive deal out of people joking about Kirk's death you hypocritical little shit
>>224670831
>>224671372carrots are goyslop?raw meat is goyslop?
>>224671361notice the logitech mouse
>>224671361ktim
deranged rorke ramblings hour is it
>>224671361yeah ktim
>>224671379>you made a massive deal out of people joking about Kirk's death you hypocritical little shiti never did anything of the sort you mong
>>224671393hmmmmmim beat, you can fuck my ass now
okay time to get moving
>>224671442>>224671442>>224671442
>>224671294https://youtu.be/QDPLqQp9cKI?t=119
>>224671447>>224671447>>224671447
>>224671405lmao bet you're one of those dark humour people who has a hissy fit when the subject of the joke is a right wing personsybau nibba I don't give a fuck if you're offended
